🎲game-room

[wraith quarry]

yes, he quit though

so problem solved

[quick idol]

were you not there

[spring bison]

I was a major power

[rose cape]

he didnt quit???

[spring bison]

what

[quick idol]

during my invasion of zeru

[west path]

@brittle gust WHAT

[west path]

when

[rose cape]

he still plays the mw???

[wraith quarry]

nolt said he is not playing fish mw

[west path]

yeah uhh

what did he expect

[brittle gust]

Yes?

[spring bison]

tfym

[west path]

youre not playing fish mw??

[wraith quarry]

that was when ercan invaded zeru's NPC state

[spring bison]

tfym what did he expect

bro

[quick idol]

I mean he was banned at the time bro couldnt do shit

[west path]

you went inactive for a while 👽

[brittle gust]

No?

[wraith quarry]

exactly

[brittle gust]

I'm not

[spring bison]

BECAUSE I WAS BANNED

[quick idol]

he was banned at the time fym

[west path]

there have been significant changes to the mw

[rose cape]

👽

[west path]

doesnt justify you gaining immunity

[quick idol]

alpha when banned people dont play the mw

[spring bison]

👽

[rose cape]

fish didnt you say early on that you cant invade offline people

[wraith quarry]

being banned is your fault, and even if it was I aint gonna keep your nation in stasis for like a year

[spring bison]

that is not all of my points

[wild mason]

Skill Issue?

[west path]

skill issue

[frank latch]

Map War Players getting generally upset when the nation they quit was invaded or nerfed when they try to rejoin

[rose cape]

huh...

[hollow garden]

Is that enforced anymore though

[wraith quarry]

i made him an NPC because i was confident he was not coming back

[spring bison]

this is not my case

[west path]

this was changed

[marsh lance]

@frank latch this is like me and qevie doing a joint military operation during springtime, and my rations are shit because the growing season hasn’t arrived, qevie would have to partially feed my men 😂

[rose cape]

banned people come back actually

[hollow garden]

oh it is

[signal tulip]

Fr, I think lebron should own 80% of your nation

[spring bison]

it was a 1 month ban

tfym confident he was not coming back

[frank latch]

Belemin:
Bestname:

[wraith quarry]

you were gone for like 8 months

[quick idol]

This is not what i meant 😭

[rose cape]

both are still banned as of rn 👽

[spring bison]

lie?

[west path]

keep bestname banned

[rose cape]

but they will probably come back when they get ubanned

[frank latch]

but they come back eventually

[quick idol]

belemin isnt a real person he never was

[signal tulip]

I mean last year you were kinda gone

[quick idol]

he is a myth

[wraith quarry]

hold on rq

[frank latch]

am I supposed to just keep their nations the exact same as when they left (even though Lebron took over Belemin's)

[signal tulip]

Yes

[wild mason]

Who is Best NBa,me

[wraith quarry]

this was zeru as of december of 2023

[hollow garden]

Besta is kind of freaky ngl

[frank latch]

a peculiar specimen

[quick idol]

i dont know who Best NBa,me is either

[wraith quarry]

this is the last map update in which zeru was this size
meaning
lebron has not played since december of 2023

only the last 2 sessions he has played

[quick idol]

~bt

[west path]

serial attentionseeker

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: I don't know who is the best player in the NBA.

[west path]

genuinely so annoying

think tomfoolery but 10x worse

[wraith quarry]

so no, you have not been here

[spring bison]

also im only forced into zeru because you didnt allow ercan to annex it

[quick idol]

@wraith quarry can i annex it now

[west path]

was this as host or as orion

[wraith quarry]

he chose not to annex the whole thing

[wraith quarry]

up to you

[quick idol]

Would you kill me if i did

[west path]

u would have to warra me

[spring bison]

thats beside the point

[west path]

i would kill 50 of your cattle

and you would die...

[quick idol]

We dont have cattle in ercania

all of them are turned into burgers instantly

[west path]

undescribed farm animals

[hollow garden]

Ercan has an extensive fakheri airline fleet qevie

[spring bison]

wild

[hollow garden]

Your skyscrapers are DOOMED

[wraith quarry]

well orion has banking assets in zeru
so, maybe like keep them intact and/or compensate the govt
otherwize idc

orion is neutral now

[west path]

He could never rival mine and koloths combined airforce

he would perish in mere seconds

[quick idol]

YESSSSS

[wraith quarry]

like it's not my problem

[west path]

ercan does not have a justified reason for war

[hollow garden]

@quick idol is zeru your Taiwan

[west path]

How would u let this slide?

[hollow garden]

Can you confirm

[frank latch]

we should invade Orion and partition the territory to Terroe

[spring bison]

he will next session

I will make sure of it

[wraith quarry]

plus more wars = me having more fun hosting them

[marsh lance]

Is orion your nation

[west path]

i cant lose my goat

[wraith quarry]

yes

[west path]

i will pay you 2B eseronian dollars to set up the NBA in zeru

you will climb up to the top of the world

[marsh lance]

Why does host have a nation

[quick idol]

I will when i annex it

[frank latch]

when are we boycotting Fish MW again?

[wraith quarry]

it's clamplicated

[west path]

I want lebron james

to do it

[quick idol]

DONT

[west path]

he knows how the NBA works

[marsh lance]

Its retconning*

[west path]

wait what if you come to an agreement

[hollow garden]

Pat do NOT start this again

[quick idol]

ercania cannot end without zeru

[west path]

ercan owns the land and lebronius governs it 🤔

[hollow garden]

There have been so many arguments about this

[frank latch]

@marsh lance I can tell you the story if you want

[spring bison]

hell nah

[marsh lance]

Does brother just artificially create difficulties for his country 👽

[spring bison]

thats just more torture for me

[west path]

you can steal his money

[marsh lance]

Sure

[west path]

and resources

to make zeru better

[marsh lance]

Sigh

[quick idol]

you govern the NBA 👍

[hollow garden]

Hong Kong style?

this seems fair to me

[spring bison]

I would rather be integrated into ercania

so I dont have to worry about this bullshit mw

[west path]

what if eseron takes over

[marsh lance]

Its a glorious sacrifice

[hollow garden]

IMPERIALISM

NO

[spring bison]

I would allow

[west path]

i need to make the NBA lil bro

[quick idol]

I will nuke any nation that isnt ercania that goes 50 feet near zeru

[west path]

the strategic resource of zeru is the NBA

[hollow garden]

you will massacre the zeruvians to push your duck weapons program

[west path]

@wraith quarry confirm?

[hollow garden]

My spies already notified me qevie

[west path]

why would i get rid of potential NBA members

[spring bison]

actually I should just meme around the mw and do schizophrenia

[hollow garden]

everyone in our anti Esseron gc knows too

[quick idol]

burger

[west path]

A homemade stew can be heaven

[hollow garden]

Because ur evil

[quick idol]

in my very professional opinion

[frank latch]

Basically I started the Map War in TPMC, I was a player and a host (this was to help introduce the concept of map wars to TPMC and help with things). Fish was also a player in the map war.
But Map Wars didn't catch on in TPMC, so it died. Fish then decided to expand and add MW2 map to it as well. Then he took over as host. I remained a player, and Fish became host.

[spring bison]

and then im going to bomb ercania so he invades me

[hollow garden]

Burga

[frank latch]

that's the best I can simplify it

[west path]

MAKE THE NBA

lebron we need you to do this

[quick idol]

I will make the NBA and let him govern it 👍

[frank latch]

~bt

[spring bison]

leave me with 1 pixel of land

its a loophole

[frank latch]

I'm not addicted to bt, I swear

[spring bison]

so I play as the NBA

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I started playing Map Wars in TPMC from the Fishes card game (IE TPMC introduced the concept and genre of map wars). But TPMC lost the card fight and died. I decided to upgrade to Fish MW2. He was a truck driver. I love playing games and I am an avid fisherman.

[frank latch]

shut the heck up

[hollow garden]

wait fish mw is actually Bowistan 0.5??

[west path]

~bt

[quick idol]

you can also have banan's old food truck

[wraith quarry]

sure

[hardy saffron]

@west path: I'm not a fan, I swear

[quick idol]

When i find it

[hollow garden]

Insane

[quick idol]

@wraith quarry what happened to it

[marsh lance]

~bt

[west path]

@spring bison you have the nba now

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: I didn't hear that, I swear.

[west path]

fish mw is barack

[frank latch]

More like -3

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry will you join the bowistan server

[frank latch]

but yes

[spring bison]

if you leave me with just my capital I will still be considered a nation but ill just govern the nba

[hollow garden]

Hearing loss

[frank latch]

y'all forgetting
I made 3 Map Wars

[marsh lance]

What did he hear

[quick idol]

Lets threathen fish to host right now

[wraith quarry]

it went bankrupt and the owner committed suicide after their gf left them

[quick idol]

real

[hollow garden]

@frank latch what's the TPMC server again btw

[west path]

@wraith quarry OH YEAH

YOU DIDNT HOSTA

[frank latch]

Friend group

[hollow garden]

or is this confidential information

[quick idol]

IS THE REMAINS OF THE TRUCK STILL THERE

[marsh lance]

Danzig but if it was based in the KFC Yum center

[rose cape]

true,,,

[quick idol]

ITS HISTORY WE MUST RETRIEVE IT

[west path]

@wraith quarry HOSTA MW

[wraith quarry]

sold to a scrap yard

[west path]

NOW!!!

[pine copper]

@quick idol is it mw time?

[spring bison]

@quick idol

loophole

[hollow garden]

😔 can you give me the early screenshots one day then

[quick idol]

ok

[wraith quarry]

cancelled :(

i am doing school

[frank latch]

I'll give you the start.

[quick idol]

wait whats happening in decafa's former capital again

[west path]

PERISH

[wraith quarry]

im sowwry

[west path]

WE NEED

IT

NOW

!!

[rose cape]

taco

[spring bison]

WE DONT NEED

IT

NOW NOR LATER

[west path]

WE

[spring bison]

!!

[west path]

NEED FISH MW!!!

[spring bison]

WE

[quick idol]

Im poisoning the water

[hollow garden]

These yellow terrorists are attacking you

[rose cape]

~bt

[spring bison]

DONT NEED FISH MW

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I want the MV from the end!!!

[quick idol]

Help me kill them ong

[rose cape]

what 👽

[hollow garden]

LIE

[hollow garden]

I will fr

[quick idol]

He doesnt mean it like that 👽

as in the yellow nation

[rose cape]

no no no

[wild mason]

~bt

[rose cape]

this is like

[west path]

Amazting please stop imperialism

[rose cape]

um

[west path]

its really evil

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: When his girlfriend left him, he went and assassinated the President

[spring bison]

all 3 of them are better than fish mw

[quick idol]

HOW COULD BANAN

[signal tulip]

Your mind needs to be cleared smh

[marsh lance]

Lebrona what about destroying Orion

[rose cape]

@wild mason (edited)

[hollow garden]

Thank you pookie

[marsh lance]

We need to KILL them

[quick idol]

~bt

[marsh lance]

For their colonialism

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: ~ BT:

[spring bison]

actually even a nekcrop mw would be better than fish mw

[hollow garden]

Pat NO

I taught you to hate Terrone

[quick idol]

Nekcrop did actually host once

[hollow garden]

not Orion

Orion is friend

[spring bison]

yes

[west path]

What

[wraith quarry]

Orion colonialism ended

[west path]

😨

[spring bison]

ill destroy them and their evil dictator

[signal tulip]

When

[west path]

is this real

[wraith quarry]

sold basically all of the colonies

[quick idol]

Personally i think every nation that isnt ercania and a few others suck

[marsh lance]

Which one is colonizing Mira?

[hollow garden]

Very real

[spring bison]

The flag of the NBA will fly all across Orion

[wraith quarry]

not considered a colony

[quick idol]

(Kleznamia is in the few others)

[hollow garden]

Terrone

[spring bison]

that dosent matter

it still is a colony

colonizer

[frank latch]

Glazing Bow's map wars?
Impossible

[quick idol]

Dude literally stole koloth's mainland

[rose cape]

they will push through korea, japan, myanmar, thailand, laos, phillipines and vietnam to encircle taiwan 🤯

[hollow garden]

New Orion my beloved

[spring bison]

it still sucks

[west path]

@wraith quarry GIVE THIS BACK TO KOLOTH

[quick idol]

And doesnt even admit its a colony

[wild mason]

Leak the whole list

[wraith quarry]

uhm.. no

[rose cape]

the fr*nch didnt consider algeria a colony

[hollow garden]

He has the holy sites 😔✊

[rose cape]

but it still was

[marsh lance]

I wonder if they are going to tyrone? 🧐

[west path]

uhm.... yes

[hollow garden]

The Orion kufars

[west path]

tyrone?

[wraith quarry]

the difference is that the french didnt actually govern it like it was mainland france

[frank latch]

@hollow garden

First Orion and Terronein claims btw

(I was red)

[marsh lance]

I WILL RIP THEM TO SHREDS

[wraith quarry]

no, i gave those to koloth

[marsh lance]

WHICH ONE IS TREERONE TELL ME

[spring bison]

I will create an ultranationalist totalitarian fascist empire in Zeru

[frank latch]

I am Terroe

[spring bison]

and invade ercania

[hollow garden]

Ah interesting

[rose cape]

those are here im pretty sure

[marsh lance]

Show me your country

[frank latch]

I'm the yellow/gold

[wraith quarry]

bro is blind

[west path]

GIVE US BACK THE MAINLAND

KOLOTH DESERVES THEIR LAND!!!!!!!!

[frank latch]

The map was so primitive

[marsh lance]

Yeha ok buddy show me

[hollow garden]

Me when I lie

[hollow garden]

It has improved so much

[frank latch]

Yellow Gold

[wraith quarry]

you're so blind guh

[hollow garden]

YES

[west path]

kolothism somehow became stronger over time

[frank latch]

this was JUST after the 2nd Terronein Orion War

[west path]

and i have zero clue as to how

[marsh lance]

DISGUSTING!
LEAVE MIRA FILTHY COLONIZER

[west path]

fake holy sites

[rose cape]

yeah it is

[hollow garden]

Oh wait fr?

[west path]

im invading you btw

[rose cape]

those are lakes 👽

[frank latch]

Here are all 3 map wars for comparison btw

[hollow garden]

@west path our dear pope are these where the first oligarchic council and koloth city were

[wraith quarry]

they are not 😭

[west path]

when are we getting mapwar 3

[marsh lance]

I will enact the great policies of Ho Chi Minh

[west path]

mapwar as a wild west and a whole new frontier would be PEAK

[quick idol]

-Ercania
-Zeru (soon to be Ercania anyway)
-Allania (close enough to albania)
-Kleznamia

[west path]

no

[rose cape]

why didnt the 3rd one get added

[hollow garden]

The new world real

[spring bison]

@quick idol what if I stole all the money from my international bank and gave it all to you

[wild mason]

Ercania and Allania are the Russia and China of this world

[frank latch]

cus I didn't develop it until after Fish had stolen Map War 2

[rose cape]

why isnt amazria here

[west path]

and everyone who goes there is forced to have 1800s tech

[marsh lance]

Are these still being hosted

[west path]

or be a colonizer and die to the natives

[quick idol]

Am i allowed to spend it on burgers

[west path]

and local plagues

[frank latch]

nope

[spring bison]

yes

[wraith quarry]

aint no way bro is telling me what is in my map

[quick idol]

they are evil

[hollow garden]

The 1st and 2nd maps were merged

[frank latch]

I haven't worked on Map War 3 for a long time

[hollow garden]

into fish mw

The 3rd one not really

[marsh lance]

Ickyy icky stinkk

Icky stinky

[spring bison]

new mapwars

[west path]

@frank latch would u take this hate

[spring bison]

join

[rose cape]

because bowistan

[marsh lance]

Can we have

Guatemala

[west path]

spawn me in the carabell islands

[quick idol]

Hey guys i had this new mw idea

[hollow garden]

It would be silly if it got added into fish as a new area

[hollow garden]

Although it would take 999 years to colonize

[west path]

@frank latch why did vro never even use this map

[hollow garden]

🤯

[spring bison]

maybe because it sucks

[west path]

@wild mason please.... ive been waiting 500 years...

[marsh lance]

Hey guys join my new internal mw!

[quick idol]

uhh good location

[spring bison]

we should do an internal mw in somalia

frfr

[marsh lance]

The blue is the real country

[west path]

👽

[quick idol]

REAL

Can i be somaliland

[marsh lance]

This will burn gameroom alive

[wraith quarry]

🤫

[spring bison]

i could host if people played

[hollow garden]

I want to be the darood clan

[quick idol]

I would

What mw though

[marsh lance]

EVERYONE

[rose cape]

fish will never complete the biome map

[rose cape]

do it

[marsh lance]

JOIN LEBAORNS HRE MW!!

#1277796976695443588

[rose cape]

make me somaliland btw

[spring bison]

last time I hosted everyone left

[rose cape]

do this

[hollow garden]

What biome map

[rose cape]

idc about the hre

[marsh lance]

You need to advertise more

[quick idol]

Host a new one rn

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[quick idol]

WRONG

[marsh lance]

Shut ip

[hollow garden]

Do it here rn

[marsh lance]

Amazbutt

[quick idol]

I took it already

[rose cape]

*ting

[hollow garden]

shock

[quick idol]

Game forums is bad

[marsh lance]

AmazSTINK

[quick idol]

Host here

[quick idol]

~bt

[hollow garden]

Pabutt

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: otázka

[marsh lance]

Klebutt

[quick idol]

what does this mean

[hollow garden]

Otzaka

[marsh lance]

This is a slur

[hollow garden]

You fucking otazka

taking the jobs in my country

[marsh lance]

Banned

[hollow garden]

return to whatever shithole you come from

[marsh lance]

KKLEZZ 😔🙁

SOP IT

SOPRIT

[hollow garden]

Okay I will sopping

[quick idol]

He came from that one country from internal mw

What was it

uhh

[marsh lance]

SO MEAN

[quick idol]

ercania

yea

[marsh lance]

The blue one

[quick idol]

its ercania

[hollow garden]

The twovo one?

[quick idol]

yes

[hollow garden]

Real

[quick idol]

There isnt another internal mw

I think

[west path]

https://discord.com/channels/1284785474149421057/1284871824634544148 amazting has gone mental

[quick idol]

#unknown

[west path]

im gatekeeping the server from you ercan

[marsh lance]

DIE

[west path]

youre not a bowistan player so you dont get to be there

[marsh lance]

LET HIM IN

LET ERCAN IN

[west path]

no

[marsh lance]

HE CAN BE A BOWISTAN PLAYER

[west path]

shut up low rank

[marsh lance]

@frank latch

[vital latch]

whar

[quick idol]

Where tf is https://discord.com/channels/1284785474149421057/1284871824634544148

[west path]

bowistan server

also RGD!!

[vital latch]

oh ew

[quick idol]

I LITERALLY AM

[vital latch]

im working on [insert something]

[hollow garden]

Evil ercania

[west path]

nuh uh

when was the last time you actually played

[quick idol]

DO YOU SEE THE GREEN PIXEL

[wild mason]

But we have a cute bot

[hollow garden]

violating Kleznamian sovereignty smh

[quick idol]

THATS ME

[hollow garden]

lie?

[west path]

I colonized it

[vital latch]

what does the silly bot do

[wild mason]

Snuggles and gives you weird currency

[hollow garden]

Insane

[hollow garden]

are you the cod in Bowistan

[spring bison]

I have an idea

[vital latch]

sounds legit

[spring bison]

what if I inherit twovo's mw

the internal mw he did

[marsh lance]

Ercan you should colonize

[quick idol]

My pixel is superior to every other pixel

[quick idol]

How many other nations hold the title of the smallest nation in bowistan

exactly

[spring bison]

I predicted this

[hollow garden]

Ercan being the smallest nation in bowistan?

[spring bison]

chat died

[wild mason]

@west path wanna continue civ6?

[marsh lance]

True..

Ercan will be put on the list of uncontacted tribes fr

[quick idol]

my pixel is too good for yall

[spring bison]

should I do this

[hollow garden]

@west path my brother

[quick idol]

Yes

[marsh lance]

Its allowe?

[hollow garden]

do you want to play the famous game ck2

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-the-curse-spirit-halloween-gif-7542455889653738246

[quick idol]

start from the beginning so we can ruin the nation more

[spring bison]

the guy is dead

fam

[hollow garden]

Taking over mws is halal

If the host is dead

[marsh lance]

WAIT NOOXD DIED?

[hollow garden]

Kerbin you are otakza

[cunning niche]

Yeah

[wild mason]

what

[quick idol]

Can i be another province mine sucks

[hollow garden]

yes

[quick idol]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: They love Corbyn.

[marsh lance]

Holy shit

Thats sad

[quick idol]

Who

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden mat begad wala betegzib?

[hollow garden]

What did my province have again

[spring bison]

this is a new mw

[west path]

yes

i revivede

[wild mason]

yessir

[hollow garden]

no no

[quick idol]

@spring bison what do the colors mean

[hollow garden]

not actual death

[quick idol]

I forgot

[spring bison]

im restarting

[hollow garden]

but he hasn't be on for a while

[hollow garden]

Oh

alr

[wild mason]

hey who was the other guy who wanted to play

[quick idol]

@spring bison also let me be the capital

[west path]

can lebron play

[wild mason]

other than decafa

[west path]

@spring bison

[quick idol]

Before anyone else

[west path]

i forg

[quick idol]

@west path

[west path]

toasting????

[wild mason]

👽

[quick idol]

🐸

[wild mason]

ah yes

[marsh lance]

Oh

[west path]

i never asked him though

[wild mason]

hey ryan

wanna join us in civ6

[west path]

he just has civ6 and occassionally looks for people to playa with

[wild mason]

alr

[quick idol]

When is civ8 releasing

[west path]

its gonna be a worse civ6

like civ7 is a worse civ5

[quick idol]

civ9?

[knotty cosmos]

2852

[west path]

and has ubisoft prices

[hollow garden]

Unfortunately I have it on PlayStation

[west path]

worse civ7

[hollow garden]

So I can't play online without the subscription thing

[west path]

FUCK

rest in shambles

[wild mason]

damn

[quick idol]

how about civ25

[west path]

civ6 doesnt have crossplay

[quick idol]

Would the game just be the option to buy

[wild mason]

blyat

[west path]

worse civ23

[wild mason]

@pine copper awaken

[hollow garden]

Oh so it's doomed anyway

@spring bison what's my current economic status

[spring bison]

Red - Agrarian Party
Blue - Conservative Party
Green - Royal Party
Yellow - regional parties

[west path]

i dont think hes available at all times...

[west path]

yeller

i am yeller

[wild mason]

lmao

[quick idol]

Capital

[hollow garden]

What happened to the republican party

[wild mason]

oh shi-

[west path]

i was the social democrats but then stopped being active

[wild mason]

i forgot to disable meh mods

[west path]

i nearly won the election

[quick idol]

Lets make one

🔥

[vital latch]

did civ peak at civ5

[spring bison]

anti-royal sentiment isint really popular

[west path]

no at civ6

[wraith quarry]

chat help me

[west path]

civ6 was a unique experience

[quick idol]

When is it gonna be

[hollow garden]

Let's overthrow this corrupt king

[wild mason]

hi fish

[west path]

civ5 was the refinement of a formula built up by the past games

[wraith quarry]

i am being held hostage by a 3 year old

[quick idol]

YES

[hollow garden]

Who held a 500 million ceremony

While the people were starving

[wraith quarry]

or 4 year old

[hollow garden]

I HATE him

[spring bison]

the current king is quite populart actually

[gilded harbor]

BoW?

[quick idol]

Where are you rn (i want to help him)

[wraith quarry]

no

sister is babysitting

[hollow garden]

My condolences

[wraith quarry]

and i cannot leave my room 😭

[spring bison]

ercan joined

[quick idol]

Whos dark green

[hollow garden]

You would terrify them indeed

[spring bison]

you

[gilded harbor]

Just leave ur house

[wraith quarry]

no, they are physically pushing me into my room if i leave it

and there's nothing I can do

[spring bison]

@marsh lance @wild mason @hollow garden join when

[west path]

WAIT

[quick idol]

you're a fish just swim away

[wild mason]

wasnt i already a province

[west path]

@vital latch does vro have civ6

[quick idol]

New mw

[wild mason]

o

[marsh lance]

Y-y-y-you mean.. you want me in?

[west path]

nvm u don

[wild mason]

alr whats free @spring bison

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

cry

[quick idol]

~bt

[wild mason]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: Q: What do you mean you agree with me?

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: J-just wanted to say, y-y-y-chu mean.. chu want me in?? >w<

[spring bison]

just join please?

[wild mason]

fine

[wild mason]

make me republican party

[quick idol]

@marsh lance you are Q now

[spring bison]

👽

[quick idol]

you are now american

[hollow garden]

@quick idol are you the capital

[west path]

@wild mason civ6

[marsh lance]

Hmm

OKAAAY

[wild mason]

yes

[quick idol]

Yes

[vital latch]

yes but i dont like it

[marsh lance]

@spring bison i join

[wild mason]

What is VRO

[spring bison]

as?

👽

[marsh lance]

Errr uh

Gimme random province

I will ADAPT

[hollow garden]

Vro doesn't know what it means

[wild mason]

make me a frontier province

[spring bison]

no

[quick idol]

its a code to bomb random countries in south america

[wild mason]

or maybe a central province

[west path]

why is the game refusing to starta

[marsh lance]

Which province is opena

[quick idol]

all of them except capital

[wild mason]

~bt

[spring bison]

I am going to kill whoever asks this again

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: The bomb is a symbol of South America.

[wild mason]

make me a province next to the capitol

[marsh lance]

I thought only one person could claim 😨

[west path]

@wild mason you might have to remake the lobby

[west path]

the game isnt starting

[quick idol]

@wild mason if only fakher was here rn

[wild mason]

hol on

[hollow garden]

we need to conspire together

[wild mason]

its frozen

might load

[wild mason]

ye

[quick idol]

Real

[wild mason]

alr im gonna remake the lobby

[west path]

not frozen for me

[spring bison]

The Agrarian Party is alligned with the Royal Party

[quick idol]

i hate this party

It sucks

[spring bison]

while the Conservative Party does its own things

[west path]

@vital latch you getting civ6 would be so peak

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[west path]

you could join our funny campaign where we spread something called 'oklahomism'

[marsh lance]

My provinca

@spring bison

[spring bison]

I saw

[west path]

Courtesy of poland

[spring bison]

invite more people

[wild mason]

eastern orthodoxy will prevail

[spring bison]

yall

[vital latch]

i have it just dont like it

[quick idol]

@quick idol i think you could join just saying

[west path]

WHAT

join us in mp

!!

oh wait

YOU DO HAVE IT IM STUPI

i forgot

[marsh lance]

How many we have so far

[west path]

@wild mason help me peer pressure cosmic into playing civ6 with us

[wild mason]

JOIN

NOWINGS

https://tenor.com/view/dice-roll-dice-team-fortress2-tf2-roll-a12-gif-27047608

[spring bison]

5

[vital latch]

but its boring

[quick idol]

He didnt roll a twelve its still midair

[wild mason]

NOW

this instant

[vital latch]

its a boring game

[wild mason]

join

its better with more people

[quick idol]

Ping me if lebron hosts

[west path]

@wild mason also i just realized you have like 9x more hours in civ6 than me ☠️

[cunning niche]

@vital latch do you want to play lethal company?

[wild mason]

lmfao

[west path]

i only have 37 hours you have 250

[vital latch]

thats just every game

[wild mason]

i played a huge campaign for 3 days after christmas

[west path]

well yes but we need more people

[wild mason]

please

(:

[west path]

for more goofs

[vital latch]

cant im doing smth in a few minutes

[west path]

how many turns

[rose cape]

i remember this

[cunning niche]

Grr

[wild mason]

530

[west path]

wouldnt that take like 7hrs

[wild mason]

ig

it seemed longer

[spring bison]

you should join

[west path]

@vital latch join our civ game........

we need you for extra silliness

[wild mason]

yes

@vital latch join

now

we need a welsh person in our campaign

https://tenor.com/view/george-bush-dance-gif-4950341

[spring bison]

@hollow garden @marsh lance @west path @wild mason @quick idol

[rose cape]

LET ME JOIN

[wild mason]

alr

[wild mason]

whats your steam user

[rose cape]

amazting

[west path]

ok i was unaware that my civ bonus was the reason as to why i had a wildcard instead of military

but it has helped me dev up and kind of come back

[wild mason]

there are so many

ill send you my friend code in dms

[rose cape]

k

[west path]

@wild mason Beware the swarm of culture bombs i get after i finish encampments

[west path]

its civ6

not civ5

[quick idol]

What is dark green

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/civ-5-civ-civilization-gigachad-civilization-5-gif-887854378338609164

[rose cape]

dont care

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/civilization-6-nuke-civ-6-gif-11452126007701647869

[west path]

civ7 is civ5 with a ubisoft level pricetag stuck onto it btw

well

its worse civ5

[west path]

this will be your capital after i research nukes

[quick idol]

Brb

[wild mason]

@rose cape did you friend me

epic

[rose cape]

👽

can we do one with no dlcs

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/george-bush-dance-gif-4950341

[west path]

WHAT

1984

[wild mason]

i cant change the existing campaign ☠️

alr lets start a new one

[west path]

civ6 with no dlcs sucks ass though

[spring bison]

not even paradox is this evil

[wild mason]

we gotta get amazting in here

[wild mason]

exactly

[west path]

80% of the resources you know are literally from the dlcs

[marsh lance]

Ok so whats the goal

[rose cape]

truth 😢

[marsh lance]

I have never played nooxd mw

[west path]

i mean literally

seas are a barren wasteland without gathering storm

a lot of land resources are missing

and

less techs and civics

[wild mason]

bruh

[spring bison]

is civ secretly owned by paradox

[wild mason]

this game is evil

[west path]

by EA

[wild mason]

that explains it

[spring bison]

EA dosent do that

it does micro transactions

[west path]

tru

[wild mason]

maybe they are testing stuff out for new games

[west path]

id

k

[wild mason]

@rose cape what leader are you gonna be

oo

[west path]

ok is amaz trollin

[wild mason]

lmao

[rose cape]

qevie is never joining

nvm

[wild mason]

germany vs poland

what could go wrong

[west path]

alien

[rose cape]

you were stuck on joining on my screen

[west path]

im literally playing polan

[west path]

we team up against germoney

[rose cape]

what is kelon even playing

[wild mason]

im byzantium

[rose cape]

bro is going to religiousisise us

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/civilization-6-nuke-civ-6-gif-11452126007701647869

[west path]

lettuce use the ingame char

[wild mason]

ok

[rose cape]

👽

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/civilization-6-nuke-civ-6-gif-11452126007701647869

[alpine raft]

@west path the aserai are no more

only a single vlandian castle remains

which im going to go and bribe their clans to join me

[wraith quarry]

sea of irradiated colbalt

[wild mason]

imagine disconnecting @west path

[west path]

what

guhh

[wild mason]

you disconnected

kinda cringe

[west path]

why tf is my internet tweaking tf out

[west path]

my internet was not tweaking that much yesterday

[alpine raft]

@west path vlandia is no more

[wild mason]

@west path amazting is sleepin now

[alpine raft]

calradia united

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/civilization-6-nuke-civ-6-gif-11452126007701647869

[alpine raft]

under my banner

calradia

calradia under my motherfucking banner

all lands fell to the great conqueror me

for the first time in the world

i have united calradia

all shall kneel before me

[west path]

this early????

[alpine raft]

@brittle gust @hollow garden I HAVE CONQUERED CALRADIA

[west path]

oh wait its 10pm for him

[alpine raft]

muahuahuah

[west path]

nek.

[brittle gust]

Fuck yes

W

[alpine raft]

im gonna retire my boy phasos

[brittle gust]

Gg nek

[west path]

you need to get civ6 on pc

[west path]

with the two major dlcs

[alpine raft]

ig

@west path im gonna retire my phasos conqueror on to the mountain

at 66 years old

grew my lands from 2 towns

to the world

phasos the younger brother of arenicos father of one uncle of many

Phasos will live his days out on the mountain

and the 49 year old neretzes shall take command

[west path]

gu

DID THE GAME TWEAK TF OUT AGAIN @wild mason ☠️

OK NVM WE'RE BARACK

[wild mason]

lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/byzantium-byzantine-eastern-roman-roman-roman-empire-gif-27067440

[alpine raft]

phasos

the younger brother of arenicos

destined to be forgotten among the dinasty of the imperius

[wraith quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1278452271570485258/GAZucE.gif

[alpine raft]

took hold of fate

and conquered calradia

[wraith quarry]

man

the french fumbled in 1940

[alpine raft]

neretzes will be the next king

the son of arenicos

destined ruler

[pine copper]

They kinda got close to remaking the Roman Empire tbh

Just needed Spain, Turkey, and eygpt

[wraith quarry]

spain was already a german lapdog tbh

just neede Turkey and egypt

[pine copper]

True

[pine copper]

Also Britain actually

[wild mason]

decafa

we are doing civ6

[wraith quarry]

compensated for them taking over germany

central europe*

[pine copper]

Can’t play rn

[wraith quarry]

remember the romans never had central europe

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/civilization-6-nuke-civ-6-gif-11452126007701647869

[wraith quarry]

THEY SHOT AT TRUMP AGAN

[wild mason]

is he ok

[wraith quarry]

sadly yes

[wild mason]

👽

[brittle gust]

What the

[spring bison]

Italy had hundreds of thousands of troops in Ethiopia yet they did absolutly nothing until the allies fortified their positions

[brittle gust]

JFK and Lincoln are fuming from the afterlife fr

[wraith quarry]

okay

they might not have shot at trump

there were

quote

"shots in the vicinity"

[wild mason]

imagine wanting someone dead

cant be me

[wraith quarry]

aint no way

IT WAS HERE

IN FLORIDA

☠️

[spring bison]

I was friends with trump during the Gorbachev era

[wild mason]

WHAT

[wraith quarry]

😭

[wild mason]

👽

wanting someone dead is pretty extreme

[wraith quarry]

let me find a better article

[wild mason]

just saying

[wraith quarry]

i want both candidates dead

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/george-bush-dance-gif-4950341

[spring bison]

erm

[wraith quarry]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/15/politics/donald-trump-safe-shots/index.html

[spring bison]

vote LeBron

[wraith quarry]

that'd be worse than electing putin as president

[spring bison]

I will lead the US to financial and economic ruin

then ill transfer all my wealth to a offshore bank

vote LeBron

[balmy epoch]

Putin would be an amazing president tho

we’d have Canada

[wraith quarry]

doubt it

he would start an invasion of canada

but would fail to make any quick goals

[balmy epoch]

Ukraine survived cuz of American help

[wraith quarry]

canada has the rest of NATO and mexico to help it

[balmy epoch]

America would technically be helping Canada by liberating it from Trudeau tho…

[spring bison]

that dosent matter

[wraith quarry]

and china would probably help

canada

[spring bison]

the US can easilly blockade Canada

[spring bison]

they woudnt

[balmy epoch]

bro thinks the rest of nato can do shit

America carries

[wraith quarry]

true

[spring bison]

what does bro think france is going to do

[wraith quarry]

but in a few years nato might be on its feet

[balmy epoch]

we’d take Vancouver

[spring bison]

Mexico would not get involved at all

[wraith quarry]

nah we'd make it to the outskirts of vancouver

and then we'd retreat

[spring bison]

they would get demolished in a conventional war

[wraith quarry]

the cartels would destroy us

they'd eat us alive

[balmy epoch]

we’d kill all drug addicts in America so they’d go bankrupt

[wraith quarry]

they also export stuff to africa and europe btw

[balmy epoch]

we’d also use napalm on Colombia

[balmy epoch]

blockade Mexico

literally bomb any ship trying to exit

[wraith quarry]

real

[frank latch]

It's still unfinished though

[wild mason]

@west path

[west path]

?

[wild mason]

rejoin

[west path]

how

[wild mason]

i just wanna exile you

oh lemme save

[west path]

ok nvm then

not rejoining

[wild mason]

pls

[west path]

youve game ruined me twice now

[wild mason]

ill let you live

[west path]

I HAVE NOTHIGN TO DO

LITERALLY

[wild mason]

fine

[west path]

NOTHING

ZERO

[wild mason]

wanna do a new one

[west path]

0

DO YOU SEE THIS NUMBER

NO

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[wild mason]

damn

The way that notified me looked like a message from myse;lf

i though a few wars were ok

[vital latch]

woah

[frank latch]

mean

[rose cape]

😱

[subtle linden]

That made me sad, my emotional state has been drastically effected due to this use of language and I have now been gifted with PTSD

[spring bison]

Who is this rebr

[knotty cosmos]

Game roomers when someone new shows up

[subtle linden]

?

[spring bison]

no

[alpine raft]

@west path im gathering the entire kingdom in one army

[frank latch]

yes

you cannot deny it

[spring bison]

people when someone random comes in randomlly doing random shit

[west path]

what

i didnt type this

i said idgaf

wt

[alpine raft]

@west path 13099 men is what my entire kingdom has in men

this is insane

[frank latch]

cap?

[alpine raft]

this army is so insanely large

[west path]

not even cap i have no clue

[vital latch]

you lost control and your inner demons came out