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[fierce widget]

On the screenshot of the map

Sorry if something is wrong, I'm just from Ukraine and don't really know English

[frank marten]

RP ENDED

[frank marten]

no u can speak very good english

anyways cya

[fierce widget]

Translator decides

Ahahaha

Realistically my level of English is almost 0

What do you think about Ukraine and the war?

Just wondering

Got it

And try to guess what I will write now

Добрий день

[frigid sorrel]

Good day

100% didn’t use google translate

[gleaming vector]

IM STILL ALIVE

I OUT LIVED ALL OF THEM

[desert trout]

Good job

[frank marten]

True

You outlived every government

Libya/Ukraine just collapsed

Same for France

[gleaming vector]

I just vibed

[frank marten]

UK just abandoned their people

Belarus also collapsed

And u were the only country that didnt collapse

For some reason this rp was full of ruthless dictators lol

[gleaming vector]

I didn’t even do much

I just sat there and watched

[frank marten]

Yeah

France had the dumbest reason of collapsing

[mint ridge]

So everyone died

But him

[frank marten]

They collapsed because they didnt sign a peace treaty

[frank marten]

Yes and he was vatican

[mint ridge]

Common france L

[gleaming vector]

I successfully lived as a single city surrounded by giant powers

[frank marten]

Now what happened to every leader

Libya/Ukraine: executed in Rome

France: fled to an island

Belarus: Started a normal life

UK: Went missing

Vatican: gigachad and stayed with his people

[mint ridge]

bro

wtf

[mint ridge]

He got kidnapped by vatican

[gleaming vector]

Huh

Thought it would’ve been the other way round

[frank marten]

yes

[stuck zephyr]

i support ukraine

🇬🇧 ❤️ 🇺🇦

[fiery shell]

I also support Ukraine.

[stuck zephyr]

i remember back in the day when most of us didnt even know that ukraine was a country

before russia started militarizing the border

[frank marten]

true

[stuck zephyr]

and now they're all over the news and stuff

i suppose every minor nations like that nowadays though

forgotten about unless something major happens

[frank marten]

when the war in ukraine started thats when i started getting interested in geography

[fiery shell]

Their president is handsome.

[stuck zephyr]

when the war in ukraine started i was only in the middle of learning geography

[stuck zephyr]

i agree

[frank marten]

sus

[stuck zephyr]

what

[frank marten]

ok

[stuck zephyr]

fair

[frank marten]

yes

[stuck zephyr]

man of wise words

[fiery shell]

You should watch Simulated and Drew Durnil/DruWuuu if you're into geography.

[stuck zephyr]

i watch drew, dont watch simulated though

[frank marten]

i watch druwuuu but not drew durnil as much

[fiery shell]

I dig the "country" battle royales and whatnot

[frank marten]

and i do watch simulated

[stuck zephyr]

same

i love when he does mega campaigns

[warm anchor]

this sheep died the year after

[stuck zephyr]

i wish i could do them but idk how to make the convertor work

i got ck2, eu4, vicky 2 and hoi4 but idk how to convert them

[fiery shell]

I tend to run small simulations and AI vs AI stuff myself, just never record it cause I don't talk.

[frank marten]

my brain when people ask me to point every country in americas and eurazia: 😎
my brain when people ask me to point every country in africa and oceania: 🥸

[stuck zephyr]

same

on hoi4 i liberate every nation, give them 10 troops each and make them go to war

to see who wins

but like

i got a mod that adds more releasables

so theres shit like the kingdom of bavaria etc

[fiery shell]

I'm glad I'm no longer in school, I would have absolutely flunked geography

[frank marten]

please tell me theres frisia

[stuck zephyr]

friesland?

[frank marten]

i mean frisia? whats frisia?

[frank marten]

dont u dare say that name

[stuck zephyr]

friesland

[frank marten]

NO

[abstract timber]

Would you guys like to see my world?

[stuck zephyr]

f r i e s l a n d

[frank marten]

NOOOOOO

dies from dutch

[abstract timber]

Fireland

Wait

[stuck zephyr]

dutch more like

dutch east indies

😎

[frank marten]

mine mine mine mine mine

[stuck zephyr]

just angered every indonesian in the server lets go

[frank marten]

yes

[dawn basin]

This guy died after 298 years of being alive

[stuck zephyr]

we'll steal the dutch east indies from you too

us brits commonly stole colonies from you

we were good at that

[frank marten]

south africa...

new amsterdam...

taiwan...

[stuck zephyr]

youll never forgive us for south africa huh

[stuck zephyr]

AY

YOU STOLE THAT FROM PORTUGAL

YOUR NOT INNOCENT EITHER

[frank marten]

YEAH BUT PORTUGAL STOLE BRAZIL FROM US BEFORE THAT

[dawn basin]

But his statue will remember everyone his glory

[stuck zephyr]

guess none of us are innocent huh

[stuck zephyr]

o7

[frank marten]

dutch war crimes in east indies:

[stuck zephyr]

british war crimes in india:

belgian war crimes in congo:

hmm

where did the french commit war crimes

italian war crimes in ethiopia:

[frank marten]

cassualy steals 47 trillion

[stuck zephyr]

NOOOO

[frank marten]

europe

[dawn basin]

And at least we have a new successor

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah

french war crimes in austria:

no onions for the austrians

[frank marten]

africa

america

[dawn basin]

Only there

[frank marten]

south america

asia

[dawn basin]

Vietnam

[frank marten]

oceania

antarctica

mars

pluto

jupiter

[dawn basin]

The fucking universe

[frank marten]

milky way

universe

multiverse

space

[stuck zephyr]

basically

[frank marten]

multispace

[stuck zephyr]

all of europe has commited war crimes

probably even vatican has

[frank marten]

especially france

[stuck zephyr]

during the papal states era

[frank marten]

and britian

[abstract timber]

Here's a titanic world of mine, with at least 2 of each species (but 3 of elf because rebel village)

[stuck zephyr]

no!!!! we would never commit war crimes!!!

you know who DID commit war crimes?

[frank marten]

america amogus sound plays

[stuck zephyr]

🇯🇵

[frank marten]

australia deeper amogus sound plays

[stuck zephyr]

im going to give everyone flashbacks

[frank marten]

especially usa

just say...

vietnam

[stuck zephyr]

🇯🇵⚔️🇹🇼🇨🇳

[dawn basin]

Back in the times when caliphates were still a thing?

[dawn basin]

A yes

[stuck zephyr]

kuomintang o7

[frank marten]

help me make the

most of freedom

[stuck zephyr]

umayadds 💪

[frank marten]

end of pleasure

some things never last forever

[dawn basin]

Everybody

[stuck zephyr]

al-andalus should get independence from spain for 1 day

[dawn basin]

Wants to rule the world

[frank marten]

wish we could turn back time

to the good old da-

[dawn basin]

I wish for a free tibet

[frank marten]

i love how everyone makes fun of france for collapsing in 6 weeks

[stuck zephyr]

🇬🇧⚔️🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇹🇷🇺🇧🇪🇳🇱

accurate

[frank marten]

but no one's talking about how germany could wipe russia out of the war

[stuck zephyr]

the british love to piss off europeans

[frank marten]

but couldn't even beat fucking france

[frank marten]

imma give another flashback

[stuck zephyr]

BRITISH SOUTH AFRICA LITERALLY HAD THE OLD DUTCH FLAG ON IT LMAOO

WE STOLE YOUR COLONY AND YOUR FLAG

[frank marten]

🇩🇪 🇵🇱 🇷🇺

[frank marten]

the good old days

[stuck zephyr]

wish we could turn back ti-

[frank marten]

ya'll jealous

[dawn basin]

La mia italia

[stuck zephyr]

NOOO LOOK AT THE SHAPE MY HUMANS MADE

[stuck zephyr]

i went to firenze on holiday

it was shit

tuscany is shit no offense

[dawn basin]

Holy shit

[dawn basin]

In italy we all hate Tuscany

[stuck zephyr]

why

shouldnt you hate sardinia or piedmont more

[dawn basin]

For history, and also because they're just very unlikeable people

[dawn basin]

I will tell you this bro

Italians hate italians

[stuck zephyr]

when i was on holiday in tuscany, the tuscans made fun of me for having a glass of coca cola instead of a glass of aperol spritz

[dawn basin]

They love wine

[stuck zephyr]

is aperol spritz popular in all of italy or just tuscany

[dawn basin]

In fact they're the region with the highest population of alcoholics

[dawn basin]

All of Italy

[frank marten]

poland in a nutshell: 🇵🇱 =🇵🇱 🇱🇹 = 🇫🇷 =🇩🇪 🇷🇺 🇦🇹 🇭🇺 =🇵🇱 =🇩🇪 🇷🇺 =🇩🇪 =🇷🇺 =🇵🇱 =🇪🇺 🇺🇸

[dawn basin]

It became a cultural thing

[mellow sierra]

Made another quick
sketch, what do you think? Is it worth finishing at all?

[stuck zephyr]

looks awesome

rivers look a bit weird but apart from that

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

next i want to go to naples

or milan

[frank marten]

how is poland even alive

[dawn basin]

Islamic world box 🤯

[dawn basin]

Napoli, where I live

[stuck zephyr]

should i make the elves muslims simply cuz of that flag

[stuck zephyr]

i heard south italy is beautiful but poorer than north italy

[dawn basin]

Yes 🗿

[mellow sierra]

Thanks! No doubt about the rivers, especially the upper one

[dawn basin]

And that is 100% true

[frank marten]

i hate that muslim flags are only for orcs

[stuck zephyr]

orcs?

orcs can make them too?

[dawn basin]

Allahu akbar

[stuck zephyr]

americans be fuming rn

[frank marten]

i believe so

[stuck zephyr]

im a christian but i like the muslims 👍

[dawn basin]

Italians too (italians hate muslims)

[dawn basin]

I'm muslim, and I love christians and christianity

[frank marten]

im non-religious so i dont have a opinion on religions

[fiery shell]

I'm Atheist, but I tolerate religion because there's no moral way to get rid of it.

[stuck zephyr]

i like how i named the other 3 races actual names

then just dwarves this

[frank marten]

its true tho

they just humans but small

[fiery shell]

Smol peeps

Orcs are broken as shit in this game

So I never use 'em

[stuck zephyr]

i mean

if you can get your dwarves powerful enough

the orcs wont stand a chance

late game dwarves are unstoppable

[fiery shell]

True

[stuck zephyr]

but problem is they always get squished by the orcs

[fiery shell]

But early game orcs are aggro as shit and try to kill immediately

[stuck zephyr]

atheism is popular in the usa?

thought it was only a major thing in the uk

[frank marten]

i never put different races in one map

[stuck zephyr]

i always usually use humans

but i decided its time for a change of scenery

[frank marten]

same

[frank marten]

not same

[stuck zephyr]

trying out my first fantasy map

rn i hate it

[frank marten]

im trash at making fantasy maps with continents

[stuck zephyr]

i dont really get the point in the other races apart from the dwarves

but only dwarves cuz they get diff weapons

hammers

[fiery shell]

No. Seccularism is popular, Atheism just happens to be the most seccular.

[stuck zephyr]

elves just spam bows all the time

[stuck zephyr]

fair

in the uk we have a rapidly growing atheist population

[frank marten]

netherlands is a christian country but thats kinda a lie

55% is non-religious

[stuck zephyr]

uk used to be majority protestant christianity

[frank marten]

34% is christian

[stuck zephyr]

we've moved to be more islamic, non-religious and christian now

instead of just christian

[frank marten]

5% muslim

6% other

[stuck zephyr]

islam is about

6% for britain

[frank marten]

so netherlands is not rlly a christian country

bc non-religious beats every religions in netherlands

[stuck zephyr]

for uk

[frank marten]

and over the years less and less people start to believe

[stuck zephyr]

non-religious for us is rapidly growing tho

[frank marten]

thats what you call a christian country

[fiery shell]

Truth be told, I'm just an Apatheist. Which is basically... don't care what people do, until it actually negatively impacts me, and even then, I refuse to yield to it.

[stuck zephyr]

i said "for us" as is for the uk but it sounded like for america

which i did not mean

[stuck zephyr]

fair enough

[frank marten]

probably in a lot of european countries

besides if your country is called poland, albania or bosnia and herzegovina

[stuck zephyr]

this is france

[frank marten]

or your nation is called kosovo

[stuck zephyr]

what about

transnistria 🤨

[frank marten]

yup also a christian country

[frank marten]

good question

idk what they believe in most

[stuck zephyr]

albania

BLOODY HELL

Montenegro

they are extremely christian

[frank marten]

yes

go to poland

[stuck zephyr]

croatia

[frank marten]

i expected that one

[stuck zephyr]

fair

[frank marten]

because of the yugoslavia breakup

[frank marten]

thats poland?

[stuck zephyr]

i was expecting more muslims to be inside of croatia

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[stuck zephyr]

cuz of ottoman empire

[frank marten]

nope

the main reason yugoslavia broke up because of religion

[stuck zephyr]

and cuz of the fact that it used to own bosnia and herzigovina before annexation

[frank marten]

croatia was mostly christian

[stuck zephyr]

no

cuz of ethnicity

[frank marten]

that also

[stuck zephyr]

both serbia and croatia are extremely christian

yet they are enemies

[frank marten]

not at that time

[stuck zephyr]

and fought against each other in yugoslavia

they were

[frank marten]

serbia has a different kind of christianity

[stuck zephyr]

your on about bosnia mainly

yeah

orthrodox

[frank marten]

thats what i mean

[stuck zephyr]

orthrodox and catholics dont really fight much

its mainly catholics and protestants

[frank marten]

croatia and serbia hated eachother bc of differences, politics, culture, religion etc

thats the main reason for the breakup

bosnia was muslim

and they were kinda just the kid that gets bullied

the kid in the middle

that tries to stay out of the fight but then completely fails and gets beat up by both

[frigid sorrel]

Bruh normal name

[oak root]

What do Personalities do

[frank marten]

yes

[oak root]

Thank you for the help

I have truly learned something

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[oak root]

Ohio

Oh god

[frank marten]

anyways imma go sleep now

[frigid sorrel]

Map took me literally 5 minutes and I called it love and war crimes because I’m helping one kingdom rule all of it with the help of well warcrimes

[stuck zephyr]

KILL THEM

[frigid sorrel]

Not me using starvation to weaken a kingdom before invasion

[torpid kindle]

Personalities only affect the king I think, if a king is angry, he will declare war on a nation, if the king is happy, he will not declare war to a nation

[oak root]

Well per say what would the difference be between a militarist and a Balanced

[torpid kindle]

I can’t, can’t even kill nations in ohio

[stuck zephyr]

militarist creates more soldiers and goes to war more

balanced is like

a balance between diplomat, militarist and administrator

[torpid kindle]

balanced is like… balanced

[stuck zephyr]

administrator is that they are able to control a lot of cities

militarist mainly effects village leaders more than kings

[frigid sorrel]

Then they die a militarist takes over and rebellions happen

[stuck zephyr]

yup

humans are the first to make a colony

meaning they are the first to die

thats how this game works

as soon as the orcs land those humans are gonna get genocided

[torpid kindle]

My stupid ass confused personalities with mood

[frigid sorrel]

Happens

[stuck zephyr]

all 4 nations except the orcs have made colonies

[torpid kindle]

I like how you named the dwarves “small people”

[frigid sorrel]

Red moon

Ccp

[stuck zephyr]

war has broken out between humans and elves

[oak root]

Militant always seems to last longer

[torpid kindle]

True story

[frigid sorrel]

More rebellions tho

[stuck zephyr]

these are our brave heroes who will inevitably die on the elvern beaches

[frigid sorrel]

Basically all of my kings are always militarists tho

[stuck zephyr]

heres their commander

a militarist

if he becomes village leader

he will almost certainly become militarist

look at the military score

compaired to all the other stats

[frigid sorrel]

6 stewardship

So administrator?

[stuck zephyr]

idk

dwarves rn

arent that scary

[desert trout]

And sticks

[stuck zephyr]

the invasion is underway

[desert trout]

The battle of insert title here

[stuck zephyr]

if the general was american it would be

"Battle of Ultra Patriotic Screaming Eagle Stars and Stripes Banner of Nuclear Apocalypse Normandy Beach" or something

something stupidly complicated

and patriotic

[desert trout]

We not that complicated

[frigid sorrel]

Murica

[stuck zephyr]

idk im british im meant to insult the americans

[desert trout]

No that’s the French

[stuck zephyr]

that right there is a joke

[torpid kindle]

’murica

[frigid sorrel]

We are just
Battle of “place name”

[desert trout]

Yeah

[stuck zephyr]

yeah our battles are boring

and chances are

while our men are out dying in the trenches or something

our generals and commanders will be sitting back drinking tea and eating crumpets

atleast americas higher ups actually go out into battle

i think

our military has always been incompetent lets be honest

[desert trout]

I think the last one to do that was in ww2

[stuck zephyr]

except in the falklands

[frigid sorrel]

Somehow made the largest empire

[desert trout]

I think that’s the elf island

[stuck zephyr]

our army is shit tho

[torpid kindle]

My bad

[stuck zephyr]

it is

[desert trout]

OOOOF

Even more American

[stuck zephyr]

the british army has always been shit

[desert trout]

Get the people they are fighting wrong.

[stuck zephyr]

mfs accidentally invade switzerland when trying to invade iran

[desert trout]

No it’s Middle East

[frigid sorrel]

Tf

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah my bad

[desert trout]

We’d invade Dubai trying to invade syria

[stuck zephyr]

americans accidentally invading the "country of africa" while trying to invade the "country" of the "middle east"

[desert trout]

Oof

How’s the invasion tho? They dead yet?

[stuck zephyr]

its alr i used to think the middle east was apart of africa

[stuck zephyr]

commander died and got replaced

apart from that its going well

[desert trout]

Oh wow

Who’s the new guy?

[stuck zephyr]

and by well i mean their division is encircled

[desert trout]

Vietnam

[stuck zephyr]

dunno he just died

[desert trout]

Derp

Rip

[stuck zephyr]

makes it funnier that its a rainforest too

[desert trout]

Perfecto

[stuck zephyr]

now we just need the enemy army to have a ton of pyromaniacs

[frigid sorrel]

I remember as a kid thinking I lived in the middle of England even though I grew up on a tiny island

[stuck zephyr]

you think the west would of won if britain got involved in vietnam?

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO

i used to think yorkshire and lancashire were the same thing

YET I WAS FROM YORKSHIRE

[desert trout]

Haha

[stuck zephyr]

still a proud yorkshireman

fuck lancashire 💪

jk jk jk

we chill now

i think

[stuck zephyr]

oh no

dont say your from the isle of wight

[desert trout]

Jersey?

[stuck zephyr]

or isle of man

[frigid sorrel]

Nah fuck them

[desert trout]

I’m yellow now!

[frigid sorrel]

Isles of Scilly ftw

[stuck zephyr]

thank god

WAIT

ISNT THAT IN CORNWALL

AAAAAAAAAAAA

CORNISH

[frigid sorrel]

Yes/no

[desert trout]

Where even is that?

[frigid sorrel]

Same county different council

[stuck zephyr]

RED ALERT

[frigid sorrel]

Scillonian

[stuck zephyr]

CORNWALL IS FULL OF COMMUNISTS

[frigid sorrel]

True

[desert trout]

Ooh

[stuck zephyr]

these islands look dead as 💀

[desert trout]

Yeah that’s Cornwall

[stuck zephyr]

thats it im going on street view

[frigid sorrel]

😢

[stuck zephyr]

im rating the islands

[frigid sorrel]

Erm

[desert trout]

Find chicken

[frigid sorrel]

Gl there isn’t much

[stuck zephyr]

compaired to beautiful yorkshire

chicken

do you know anybody called lisa walton

[frigid sorrel]

I don’t think google cares enough to get a cat over

I went to school with her son

[stuck zephyr]

wait

[desert trout]

Rly?

[stuck zephyr]

real shit?

[frigid sorrel]

Yeh no joke

[desert trout]

FIND HIM

[stuck zephyr]

do you know where holy vale farmhouse is

no

thats weird

and illegal in the uk

[frigid sorrel]

Kinda

[stuck zephyr]

so no

[desert trout]

Hahahah

IM AMERICAN

I CAN FIND HIM

[stuck zephyr]

ok real shit its not looking that bad

[frigid sorrel]

Im in Cornwall atm anyway

[stuck zephyr]

lemme try a different part of the island

[frigid sorrel]

Not me knowing where that is

[stuck zephyr]

😭

[frigid sorrel]

Yooo my beach

[stuck zephyr]

this looks like paradise compaired to yorkshire 😭

wanna see an average yorkshire village

[desert trout]

Britain pog wanted to insult chicken and feels sad

[frigid sorrel]

Can already imagine it

[stuck zephyr]

ill take a screenshot from east yorkshire instead of north yorkshire

so i dont fucking ddox myself

ok i found a place and i have no idea where it is

so thats good

but its in yorkshire

LMAOO

LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE AN AVERAGE YORKSHIRE VILLAGE

[frigid sorrel]

Exactly how I imagined ngl

[stuck zephyr]

CLOUDY AND FULL OF POTHOLES

[desert trout]

Go back to WorldBox, I feel like we going to far

[stuck zephyr]

yeye

mods never check here anyways but just incase

changing map

im already bored of this one

[viscid venture]

Not frequently at least

[desert trout]

Why chickens

[desert trout]

Recreate the seven Saxon kingdoms.

[frigid sorrel]

Anglo Saxon kingdoms yesyes

[desert trout]

Make chicken master a family again

[torpid kindle]

Hell nah bri’ish land

[stuck zephyr]

how tf am i supposed to do anglo saxon kingdoms

[frigid sorrel]

Idk cry

[stuck zephyr]

cry?

ok

[desert trout]

Put one down where their capitol was, name then that

[stuck zephyr]

😭 😭

[desert trout]

And then just hope they look like what they did irl?

[stuck zephyr]

kingdom of northumbria 💪

[desert trout]

I’m voting kingdom of east anglia

And then the non Anglo kingdoms

Like the gaels

[frigid sorrel]

Cornwall was independent for some time so either them or Wessex

[desert trout]

And alba

And Gwyneth.

Who thought it was the next Rome

[stuck zephyr]

isle of man moment

[desert trout]

Perfect

[frigid sorrel]

Have someone starve in the ocean for me

[desert trout]

You

[frigid sorrel]

Ye

[stuck zephyr]

the 4 cornwalls

[frigid sorrel]

Shitty Cornwall is basically Devon

[stuck zephyr]

if ur not careful i will send u to dorset

[frigid sorrel]

Pls no

[stuck zephyr]

or even worse

[desert trout]

Hahah

[desert trout]

Australia?

[stuck zephyr]

no

H A M P S H I R E

[frigid sorrel]

Bad Cornwall and worse Cornwall both have st Austell

[stuck zephyr]

bad wessex isnt in wessex

which is why its called bad wessex

[frigid sorrel]

Holy taco

That’s like Kent or smth

[torpid kindle]

Taco Bell

[stuck zephyr]

🤨

[desert trout]

But it’s funny

Do it for the funny

[desert trout]

Poor Sussex

What did it do?

[stuck zephyr]

ireland during the middle ages be like

[desert trout]

Yeah

[frigid sorrel]

Honestly

[stuck zephyr]

WHYS THERE AN ALMOST PERFECT NORTHERN IRELAND

[desert trout]

Hahah

Show us

[frigid sorrel]

Oh

[desert trout]

Perfecto

[stuck zephyr]

its almost perfect

time to anger many irish people

best irish city, should even be the capital

[desert trout]

Dublin was a Viking city

[frigid sorrel]

So were Waterford and Wexford

[stuck zephyr]

these 2 geezers

how tf did they end up in waterford

[desert trout]

Make the kingdoms there have savage

I think they took over that entire coastline.

[frigid sorrel]

Wanted a cheesy trading settlement

[stuck zephyr]

what if i make ireland go through a spell of militarism

[frigid sorrel]

Idk who with but…

[desert trout]

Not yet

[stuck zephyr]

by that i mean

an era

[desert trout]

Let them prepare first

[stuck zephyr]

they already are prepared

[desert trout]

Oh ok

Wait abit anyway

Give some of the Irish kingdoms savage. They are Vikings now

[desert trout]

Good lord

Name great owatyd East anglia.

[frigid sorrel]

The fucks in east anglia anyway

[desert trout]

Swamps

[stuck zephyr]

knife crimes

[desert trout]

Swamps and knives.

[stuck zephyr]

NOO

NOT CORNWALL BUT BAD

[desert trout]

And probably a few statues of Edmund.

Nooo Cornwall 2!

[frigid sorrel]

I would say cornwall is the best one but..

[stuck zephyr]

COME ON CORNWALL KICK CORNWALLS ASS SO CORNWALL CANT WIN

irelands going through a great unification war period

[frigid sorrel]

Why are American names always stolen

[stuck zephyr]

New York

[desert trout]

Blame the British.

[stuck zephyr]

New Jersey

[desert trout]

You named them all that

[stuck zephyr]

New Hampshire

[desert trout]

Heck you renamed New York New York when it used to be new Amsterdam.

[frigid sorrel]

Dutch L

[desert trout]

Oh god

[fiery shell]

What if we call it New New York?

[desert trout]

Even worse

[frigid sorrel]

Jorvik

[stuck zephyr]

the great irish unification wars begin

for real this time

they're all at war with each other

[desert trout]

The gaelic unification wars

What’s scotland and Northumbria up to?

Also Mercia.

And wales

[desert trout]

Nice.

I’m voting for east anglia

[stuck zephyr]

irelands in a massive war with itself

[desert trout]

HOw do the welsh kingdoms look kinda like I think they did irl?

[stuck zephyr]

OO SUD IS GOING DOWNHILL

[desert trout]

Nooo

[stuck zephyr]

every king in ireland rn is militarist

so irelands in 1 massive war

[frigid sorrel]

Good job cars haven’t been invented

[stuck zephyr]

come out ye-

not finishing that cuz its racist and a song made by terrorists so 🥶

not exactly in their capital but it will do

always surprised it wasnt mercia that united england

[desert trout]

How was I right that was Mercia?

[desert trout]

Vikings.

[frigid sorrel]

The Welsh

[desert trout]

Huh

[frigid sorrel]

Angry borders

[desert trout]

Everyone hating them?

[stuck zephyr]

i should turn this on to make it even more accurate

[desert trout]

Yeah.

[stuck zephyr]

the wars have ended in ireland for n ow

[desert trout]

Are families still a thing?

[stuck zephyr]

i still got the mod

[desert trout]

Wessex kingdom royal family

We need to prepare for Alfred the great to show up

[frigid sorrel]

Did they even have last names

[desert trout]

It’s better to not think about

[frigid sorrel]

😟

They gonna unite and invade creating northern England

[stuck zephyr]

nah

if they unite we already know theres gonna be civil war

the war we all wanted but never knew we needed

[desert trout]

Do English people just hate all the other English people depending on where they came from?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

basically yes

[desert trout]

Hmm

[stuck zephyr]

yorkshire especially hates lancashire

because

well uhh

[desert trout]

Makes sense

[fiery shell]

The English are weird

[desert trout]

Oh yeah that

[stuck zephyr]

yes we are

constantly in civil war

[fiery shell]

But who am I to talk, my country hates and loves everyone all at the same time

[desert trout]

And then it didn’t matter because the family line that resulted from that war died out 2 generations later

[stuck zephyr]

which is?

i forgot who started it

im pretty sure it was lancaster

[desert trout]

A Henry

[stuck zephyr]

was it lancashire or yorshire

yorkshire

[desert trout]

The 2 lines got United and a guy named Henry was born. He died and his more famous son became king, ruled forever kicked out Catholics and wives died, his son died his daughter was catholic and got overthrown and then the lverthrower died

Overthrower

[stuck zephyr]

wexford-connacht border conflict happened

[fiery shell]

Henry Tudor?

[frigid sorrel]

There were a lot of Henry’s

[desert trout]

Yep

[fiery shell]

Oddly enough, only reason why I know about any of this is cause there's an entire Yu-Gi-Oh game about it.

[desert trout]

Good lord

[stuck zephyr]

wexford-leinster war resulted in a complete failure for leinster

[fiery shell]

Mistakes Were Made

[stuck zephyr]

also

i made all the irelands a different form of green

[night pike]

Did u download the map or make it

[stuck zephyr]

neither

i converted it

[night pike]

?

[frigid sorrel]

On the war of the roses?

[stuck zephyr]

we all know that the

york side is the best side 😎

[frigid sorrel]

I find it funny how my school never mentioned it in history lessons

[night pike]

What does convert mean

[frigid sorrel]

Change

Or person that changed religions

[night pike]

I mean like how did he or she convert it

[desert trout]

I love we care more about the Irish unification then the bigger island

[frigid sorrel]

Idk a converter

[fiery shell]

Yeah. Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist of the Roses

[fiery shell]

Game was hype as hell and awesome

[stuck zephyr]

im gonna make some king in london a militarist

[desert trout]

Oh no Mercia

[stuck zephyr]

and an absolute god

and see how well he does

[desert trout]

And Northumbria maybe

[stuck zephyr]

he WONT be immortal tho

[desert trout]

Alfred the great

Do it

[stuck zephyr]

GO HOME, AMI, AMI GO HOME!

[frigid sorrel]

Sheesh internet glitch

[stuck zephyr]

https://youtu.be/3CmJyn61j1k

absolute jam

[mint ridge]

Kill the irish

[frigid sorrel]

Oop

[stuck zephyr]

im not communist but its a jam

[mint ridge]

Take them over

[stuck zephyr]

no

[desert trout]

The one good thing about communism. They made good music

[mint ridge]

THE IRISH BELONG TO THE BRITISH

[night pike]

I would say something very bad but ill get banned

[stuck zephyr]

im british but i dont agree

im part irish

[desert trout]

I have red hair.

[mint ridge]

i agree though

[night pike]

Im full irish

[desert trout]

So I do not agree

[stuck zephyr]

yoo

im british but im part irish

so i believe in irish unity

[frigid sorrel]

I’m probably not Irish at all but same

[desert trout]

I’m 16 British isles.

[desert trout]

Celtic?

[stuck zephyr]

i dont get the point in owning northern ireland

[frigid sorrel]

Idk

[night pike]

To late now ireland cant afford to own them

[stuck zephyr]

its too late anyways cuz

our government converted them to support britain

💀

[night pike]

Ye that to

[frigid sorrel]

Cornish is kinda celtic so slightly

[stuck zephyr]

barely any northern irish people speak irish anymore

[desert trout]

Oh god

[stuck zephyr]

im one of the rare british people who support ireland

[frigid sorrel]

Same

[desert trout]

Anyway which Irish state is winning?

[stuck zephyr]

connacht

[night pike]

Dam im irish but cant speak it even tho i been learning for 9 years

[stuck zephyr]

used to be leinster but they got their ass kicked by wexford

[night pike]

Im very bad with languages

[desert trout]

If it wins name it the Gaelic kingdom of Ireland.

[stuck zephyr]

this country deserves to die

[desert trout]

THRY CAME BACK

[stuck zephyr]

OH YEAH

[desert trout]

ITS THEM

[stuck zephyr]

THEY USED TO BE IN CHINA

[desert trout]

FROM LAST TIME

[frigid sorrel]

Dam

[desert trout]

THEY WERE WAITING

[stuck zephyr]

NORTHUMBRIA!!!!!!!

[desert trout]

THE GRAND CONSPIRACY

Holy crap your right

[stuck zephyr]

THEY EVEN OWN NORTH YORKSHIRE

❤️

beautiful nation

[desert trout]

Put your family there

[frigid sorrel]

I’ve not been further north than Northampton

[stuck zephyr]

probs not a good idea

[old pelican]

How dare you

[stuck zephyr]

DONT

STAY FAR AWAY FROM NORTH ENGLAND

ITS A SHITHOLE HERE

[frigid sorrel]

Ik

[desert trout]

I’ve never left the US.

So I’m safe

[frigid sorrel]

But I want to go to the Lake District

[old pelican]

You keep your bloody hands away from yorkshire

[stuck zephyr]

IM FROM NORTH YORKSHIRE WE HAVE POTHOLES FUCKING EVERYWHERE ON OUR ROADS

[stuck zephyr]

why

im a yorkshireman too

[frigid sorrel]

Half the islands in Scilly don’t even have proper roads

[old pelican]

I meant on the map

[stuck zephyr]

its a shithole here but atleast its better than lancashire

[stuck zephyr]

oh

i wasnt going to

things look a lot more united now

[desert trout]

Is Mercia dead?

[stuck zephyr]

wales still 290672 diff warlord states tho

[desert trout]

I mean Wessex?

[stuck zephyr]

yup

[frigid sorrel]

The hells happening in the southwest

[stuck zephyr]

got killed by northumbria

both dead

[desert trout]

Historically accurate.

[frigid sorrel]

Goofy

[desert trout]

True Cornwall

[stuck zephyr]

this is a true cornwall experience

[frigid sorrel]

Shittiest cornwall has most of the worst parts

And Devon

[astral nest]

Had to scroll 2576 new messages to find you (mobile user)

[stuck zephyr]

oh no

the irish unification wars have started

[desert trout]

The 2nd unification war

[stuck zephyr]

they all at war with each other

[frigid sorrel]

My brain is fucked I just freaked out slightly over realising how much land there is

[stuck zephyr]

biome war moment

[astral nest]

I have a video that I had to record for 1 hour and 16 minutes just for war moment

[stuck zephyr]

MUNSTER MIGHT WIN

[astral nest]

But it's like 65 mb

[stuck zephyr]

CORK MIGHT UNITE IRELAND LMAOO

[desert trout]

Lol

[frigid sorrel]

Yellow sheep the goat

[astral nest]

Totally vatican city

[stuck zephyr]

the 2nd irish unification war is very bloody

those border shapes

[astral nest]

It's gone

[stuck zephyr]

look

very familiar

[desert trout]

Ireland vs Northern Ireland.

[stuck zephyr]

rest in peace to connacht

[astral nest]

Northern looks like an ice cream scoop

[desert trout]

Did you ever do the godly king for London?

[thick cedar]

G

[stuck zephyr]

i think we all know who the true chad is here

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[fiery shell]

Chad would defeat the Isle of Man

[desert trout]

East ANGLIA NO

[frigid sorrel]

No one likes it anyway

[stuck zephyr]

oh no

i just realised something

[desert trout]

Edmund did

[stuck zephyr]

i have to fix all these borders after this war

[frigid sorrel]

Who’s Edmund

[astral nest]

Bruh

[desert trout]

The king of east anglia.

[astral nest]

Among

[desert trout]

He died fighting Vikings

[frigid sorrel]

Well ofc he did

[frigid sorrel]

L

[astral nest]

F

[stuck zephyr]

its east anglia thats the most exciting thing that happens in that county

a viking invasion

[frigid sorrel]

It is claimed that the first king of Norway became Christian in Scilly

Kinda victory over Vikings

[stuck zephyr]

east anglia got fully settled

isle of wight still fighting for their lifes

[frigid sorrel]

I kinda wanna visit the Isle of Wight

[astral nest]

Northern looks like it's melting

[stuck zephyr]

NOOOO

YORKSHIRE FULLY FELL TO NORTHUMBRIA

WE NEED AN INDEPENDENT YORKSHIRE

[desert trout]

Oof

[fiery shell]

RIP Yorkshire

[stuck zephyr]

instead of germany above all its yorkshire above all

[desert trout]

I love how they accidentally formed a border between England and Scotland

[frigid sorrel]

Rip Mercia

[stuck zephyr]

yorkshire, yorkshire above all, above everything in the world

[frigid sorrel]

Should build a wall aswell

[desert trout]

They can’t build anything there

[stuck zephyr]

gotta keep them scots out somehow eh chaps?

[desert trout]

You can’t

Yo Northern Ireland is winning

[stuck zephyr]

really thought munster would win

[frigid sorrel]

Same army size so possible still

[stuck zephyr]

HOWS THIS WELSH NATION STILL AROUND

BEEN AROUND SINCE THE START OF THE WORLD

[frigid sorrel]

Just chill

[desert trout]

Gwyneth

[stuck zephyr]

yeah its a lost cause for munster

OH

THEY BROKE OUT THAT ENCIRCLEMENT THO

[desert trout]

That city is ugly

[stuck zephyr]

ikr

thats why im gonna fix borders after the war

NOOOOOOO

COME ON LITTLE WELSH NATION YOU GOT THIS

[desert trout]

NO THE TRUE HEIR OF ROME

[frigid sorrel]

?

[stuck zephyr]

NEVER THOUGHT I'D CHEER FOR THE WELSH

[frigid sorrel]

I swear the Romans never even conquered wales

[stuck zephyr]

they did

[frigid sorrel]

Ah

[stuck zephyr]

YES

THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A VILLAGE LEADER

wait this might actually save them

[viscid venture]

Oof

[frigid sorrel]

Hopefully

[stuck zephyr]

ARTILJERIJA

[stuck zephyr]

BOSANKA ARTILJERIJA

[frigid sorrel]

Eh

[stuck zephyr]

they got a chance

[frigid sorrel]

My brains dying I should probably sleep

[desert trout]

Where are they?

[stuck zephyr]

yeah its 12 am for both of us rn

[desert trout]

It’s 7:30 for me

[stuck zephyr]

the breakup of northumbria

[stuck zephyr]

00:30

[astral nest]

8:29 am for me

[frigid sorrel]

Wales may actually gain from this

[stuck zephyr]

english unity looking less and less likely

[desert trout]

If gwyneth does good enough we can name it the Roman Empire

[stuck zephyr]

NOO

THEY ARE GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED

NOO

SPARE THEM PLEASE

[astral nest]

Booo

N*

[stuck zephyr]

IF NORTHUMBRIA KILLS GWYNETH I WILL COMMIT A GENOCIDE

I WILL BOMB ALL YORKSHIRE FARMS

[frigid sorrel]

Harrowing of the north

[desert trout]

Force PEACE

[stuck zephyr]

they're moving in

CMON

USE THAT ARTILLERY OF YOURS

hhh thats 1 troop down already

[astral nest]

Bruh

[stuck zephyr]

GO ON LADS HAVE THEM

[astral nest]

In gonna commit 194-

[stuck zephyr]

battle of snowdonia

[desert trout]

We are voting for everyone BUT THE ENGLISH.

[stuck zephyr]

NOO

NOOOO

[astral nest]

Gwynedd need to win

[desert trout]

NOOOO

[stuck zephyr]

OH

THE ARTILLERY FIRED AT THE TROOPS

[desert trout]

ARE THERE ANY OTHER WELSH?

[stuck zephyr]

THE INVADERS

[astral nest]

YOOOO

[stuck zephyr]

NOOOO

[astral nest]

Rip

You will be mised

[frigid sorrel]

Crying

[stuck zephyr]

i dont think i can sleep now

[astral nest]

Om

[stuck zephyr]

im going to get nightmares about this nations death

[desert trout]

The powys

[astral nest]

Fun fact

[stuck zephyr]

border gore 9000

[frigid sorrel]

Still not given up

[astral nest]

Border

[desert trout]

AAAAAH