eft-chat-2

[tardy cipher]

I did a modification

[jolly robin]

Reply if homosexual and looking for a partner

[stable mirage]

Yes

[stable mirage]

No

[obtuse bear]

maybe raid 1 i will do more hat distribution, get a backpack full of usec caps and drop them in dorms or some shit idk

[mighty lotus]

Does EFT-1 have like a 10 minute slow mode?

The 10 minute delay after posting this message would imply a yes 😂

[near briar]

Has there been patch notes?

[limber plank]

10 minute slowmode is stupid. Theres nothing wrong with a little SPEEED

[teal grail]

@stable mirage how do I appeal a blacklist
Where is the modmail bot?

[stable mirage]

Modmail

[winter phoenix]

just join pestily stream if you want your questions answered trust

[late isle]

@stable mirage since i cant talk in eft-chat what voiceline would you use as a usec 1,2 or 3 also sadly you cant preview the voicelines

[stable mirage]

Idk

[full jungle]

10 mins

[stable mirage]

3 maybe, need some variety

[forest pollen]

@stable mirage ily

[ashen folio]

Cant wait for my insurance items to come back next wipe lets go! edit: (sARCASM)

[stable mirage]

Thats not how that works lol

[zinc coral]

i want wipe

[stable mirage]

Its wiping

[fallow ferry]

[near briar]

[valid elbow]

Patch notes when ?

[mild vault]

How much does it take to download the patch on our side?

[stable mirage]

Depends on your Connection

[safe lotus]

Discord added stickers from facebook LETS GOOOOOOOOO @past summit usec 2 i think

[past summit]

Which USEC voice has the "I'm gonna kill you, you dipshit" with the voice crack?

[minor maple]

That would be your mother It is Usec 2

[hot condor]

hm

[indigo hill]

Thank you

[quasi trail]

you enter your first raid to customs and this is what you hear at scav checkpoint while trying to loot a stash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeoZNrcizw4&ab_channel=QEWB what will you do?

[split sonnet]

https://www.roblox.com/games/6333412258/Escape-from-Tarkov

[late isle]

@quasi trail yoo QEWB i think i remember you not sure tho

[sacred vessel]

WQho looted during the fog event? everyone just went thermal pvp 😄

[ionic raft]

me

[ashen folio]

read my about me and then look at my banner

[valid viper]

Time to use both chats to post 2 messages every 10 minutes. Oh wait noooooo......
@topaz yew you probably have to confirm updating.. very likely the answer is no
@oak spindle I will just edit this post 😛

[topaz yew]

does tarkov auto update like could i sleep and leave my launcher open? damn i might set and auto clicker to click every 3 hours

[feral wharf]

Hi sexy guys

[kindred stone]

so happy its wipeing \

[teal grail]

[oak spindle]

you could balance them like i do to once every 5 minutes 😄 it should calm down pretty fast after the wipe though then it'll speed back up.
@valid viper you sneaky bugger.
@bitter mountain you'd be better off sleeping first then playing as much as possible when u wake up.

[quasi trail]

woods bro? 😄 if i am not wrong i tried to extract with you at factorygate but no scav came so we went to outskirts together was it you? ^_^

[lament beacon]

Ni

[urban pulsar]

@bitter mountain Imagine lol i just woke up

[bitter mountain]

why my sleep schedule so fucked ive been up for 18 hrs already i wanna at least unlock flea before sleeping

[dreamy pecan]

same

[random widget]

we have to choose a display name at the beginning of this wipe, does that apply even if we are on the 2 week change name cooldown?

[storm scroll]

did the actual update release yet or are the servers just down

[shell nimbus]

That is really not worth delaying sleep any longer for haha, you'd have a terrible time of it after being awake for 22 hours

[golden geyser]

me too about to stay up for 28

[feral wharf]

Guys'n'gays, i have serious question here. It's really important and answering this can save my life. I always was a good man and helped everyone who asked me. So i hope that you will help me. If you are reading this, i can understand that you have pure heart and clean soul. Ok, now to question. I really sorry that i take ur time, but it was really important to say all of this. I hope that you understand me. Humankind evolved in a such way, that people can help each other without any cost, am I right? THIS IS not a question. The real question is much more specific. So, I hope that you will answer on it. Wanted to thank you for reading it so far... So here is the question: what is better: simple dimple or pop it? Also, when wipe? Thx

[tidal stag]

why the heck is the main chat at a 10 minute cooldown lmao

[jovial rose]

we need a Bear/Usec POLL

[sly pelican]

thanks

[ashen folio]

it already did, back up in 4 hours

[oak spindle]

@feral wharf I can't believe u'd waste ur precious 10min on that. xD
@tidal stag its to prevent chat getting way out of control and be impossible to moderate.
@sly pelican the wipe is currently in progress, together with the update. ETA for completion is 2:45 hours from now.

[sage current]

Too bad bsg didn't add in an interaction between pmcs where we could kiss each other no homo

[cloud elm]

we need nikita reserve alarm

[slender marten]

i need to go to a second channel just to ask who thought it was a good idea to have a 10 minute chat timer

damn someone wasted their 10 minutes to say "??wipe"

i think some people are special man, like less literate than a newborn child special

[random widget]

can't even have a discussion.. 5 would be more tollerable

[muted cargo]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.12.11 has begun. The game will be unavailable for approximately 4 hours, and please be advised no patch notes have been released. To keep up to date with wipe, all current information will be posted here #eft-announcements.

[valid viper]

You can always edit your post if you want to have a discussion with only a few people that posted close to you
They have already started the update so probably not before @terse wave
Even worse if people without mod powers answer those questions wasting their 10 mins @near briar
1.5 hours ago @pearl cypress

[terse wave]

Do they release patch notes before or after updatE?

[nimble olive]

expected hours bsg crew will work today?

[ashen folio]

Which guns are probably going to get added this patch?

[dusk python]

scar both 308 and 556 mp155 mk47 mutant usp probably

[near moss]

dude people are actually asking the worst questions

[near briar]

ive seen atleast 5 people ask whens wipe...

[obsidian mist]

Is there a Russian clan by any chance?

[pearl cypress]

when did the update began?

[olive stag]

when will we get the patch notes

[ionic raft]

tomorrow

[random widget]

i can't even open the launcher now to check to the update, what about u guys?

[long sorrel]

guys wipe isnt happening check their twitter

[warm jewel]

When is wipe

[ashen folio]

Are they gonna release patch notes tommorow??

[visual stone]

Sorry, they said you only get patch notes if you didn't extract camp

[valid viper]

I wonder how many hours my shitty internet will take to download the patch once it is available.. :/

[near briar]

because games updating and unavailable

[craggy fossil]

i am looking for someone to start the first day wipe with

[oak current]

patch will be 2 GB, thats what I dreamed

[ashen folio]

I hope this wipe will make the game look better and run smoother. Streets is cool too (insufficient pc? Game runs fine? What? Have you seen reserve?)

[barren scaffold]

streets is going to be added untill next year I heard

[ashen folio]

game runs fine, bsg cannot correct insufficient pc

[versed zinc]

w h e n w i p e d o e

[harsh pewter]

like 2-3 hours

[late peak]

Eft chat 1 > eft chat 2

[shell nimbus]

Did you bang your head this morning or something?

[elfin mantle]

wipe hype?!?!?!

[steep dove]

eft chat 2 > eft chat, because less spam and you can actually talk

[uncut shoal]

True

[exotic lion]

so the games gonna be realistically playable in like 4-5 hours right?

[hallow olive]

Nice stats bsg team, very cool😀👍

[exotic panther]

hopefully less

[near moss]

thanks to meth yea ❤️

[whole spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680928395399266314/796809821726048326/image0.gif

[prisma breach]

I have the patch notes

[verbal coral]

Gibs me dem

[kind stump]

I have diabetes

[brittle hinge]

wasnt wipe supposed to be like 57 mins ago?

[atomic haven]

perhaps 2 more hours of wipe, then 1-2 hours of "errors" while trying to download patch, then 1-2h or errors on login

[harsh pewter]

why is the slow timer so longggg

[near briar]

no the update started just over 2 hrs ago they estimate about 4 for it to be complete

[hollow vapor]

whens next wipe nikita

[valid viper]

after this one? probably with Streets
Later (tm) @atomic haven
But at least you can understand USEC players.. @ashen folio @ashen folio

[grizzled zenith]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.12.11 has begun. The game will be unavailable for approximately 4 hours, and please be advised no patch notes have been released. To keep up to date with wipe, all current information will be posted here #eft-announcements.

[atomic haven]

and when is the next-next wipe? the wipe² ? 😄

[high crypt]

@atomic haven Never. The world will end sooner

[ashen folio]

Usec bad bear good

bears rule, Usecs drool

[abstract locust]

5 min cooldown nikita why ;_;

[inner shell]

Did the problem where if you were to get out of the inventory in raid your PMC would freeze for a second?
Dunno how to explain

[jade timber]

wait so its wiping now?

[humble wadi]

Yes

[near briar]

yes once the patch is installed its wiped

[modern marlin]

Is there a reason the Beginner assistance and Chat channels are disabled?

[atomic haven]

Part of the Tarkov experience, it has to be hard for new players, like getting punched in the balls

[ashen folio]

I totally forgot tagilla was gonna get added

[atomic haven]

Im hyped for bigger & (probably) better factory

[gleaming bane]

we at the penthouse

[lone cobalt]

they are nods

[young adder]

??WIPE

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.12.11 has begun. The game will be unavailable for approximately 4 hours. Partial patch notes for 0.12.11 have been posted here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/153595-fixes-in-patch-01211/ or keep up to date by watching: #eft-announcements

[forest pollen]

i miss tarky

[hollow vapor]

am i able to put scav boss name as my username tarkov

[ashen folio]

dont bother trying loads of people will go for it

[atomic haven]

And if someone already had it pre-wipe, name is locked untill they change it

[rain bronze]

sometimes I wonder if devs actually play their games or if they spend so much time working on their game that they don't want to touch it outside of work

[coarse merlin]

im having fun with this wipe, the new factory boss is easy to kill tho

[hollow vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719146444598280214/856190347716460564/-1.png

[ocean rampart]

alright boys give me some ideas on best tarkov names to snipe

[ashen folio]

looking forward to altyns working since no one will have stupid m61s

[kind stump]

haahahah thats what you think

[magic reef]

when is the wipe it should of happen already it dosent launch the game

[low phoenix]

are servers up?>

[mighty oar]

What is your guy's opinion on them adding an M2 Browning .50 Caliber HMG on a Shopping Cart?

[dusk python]

why not

[oblique seal]

Patch notes for 0.12.11 and some upcoming changes:

• All future and current purchases of EOD will now include copies of the game to 3 lucky starving orphans per purchase
• Included a shirtless mode where Gluhar and Killa engage in sexual activities upon a PMC kill
• Players can now loot other plays buttholes if they equip a soap bar in inventory and drop it in front of another player
• PMCs can now use in game voice chat but are only allowed to run around yelling EPIC GAMER MOMENT

[ashen folio]

Those are some good patch notes

[lone thicket]

lol

[thorn rover]

has the new patch just started

[mighty oar]

No but there is SS's of the new HMG Shopping Cart, it can be obtained by killing Killa. It has either the M2 Browning or the NSV (KORD) HMG's.

[weak badge]

guys are eft servers offline now?

[dawn idol]

join the among us game pobozf

[toxic charm]

Nope im in factory rn killing welder boss

[ashen folio]

they are still down

[sly pelican]

did it patch can we play?

[frank reef]

streets just got confirmed

[dire spindle]

Where

[gray fern]

Fixed:
● In some cases players wouldn’t spawn even after successful matching and would get back to the main menu.

im already sold. fucking finally

[split sonnet]

YOUR FUCKING LATE TARKOV

[round depot]

The game have the french language ? I mean the menu is available in french or it's only english or russian ?

[vague isle]

Does the D2 power switch on reserve trigger any raider spawns?

[covert canyon]

yes

[rocky acorn]

When wipe?

[olive pollen]

Now

[ashen folio]

When will random loot come to tarkov ??

Also anything cool in this patch?

Haven't played tarkov for long time

[sharp pawn]

killa rides a shopping cart now

[oblique seal]

New scav boss voice line where they ask if you’re sugondese and then immediately ask you to sugondese nuts while one arm spamming you with a thermal LMG and 4 Nades

[dawn idol]

join the AMONG US GAME pubozf

[merry skiff]

Downloadabke yet?

[rough berry]

WIPEHYPE! ... and i will leave for 3 weeks of work tomorrow....

[hollow meteor]

go BEAR so anyone trying to do the early pistol quest can't get any progress from killing you

[blissful helm]

wait so scav karma only when you're playing as a scav right?

[dim sierra]

yes for being a good citizen to fellow scavs

[hallow olive]

ofcourse scav's shoot you as pmc instantly anyways

[pearl cypress]

update done yet?

[crude merlin]

Did patch / wipe happen? Can you login now?

[toxic charm]

Read the room

[violet wind]

how do I get writeright in the beginners-assistance chat?

[cursive radish]

Fuck this I quitted school for this shit and now its not even wiped

[atomic haven]

no need to get aimbot on lvl 51, if you can buy it and have it from lvl1 ! :insert thinking nibba meme:
EDIT: @cursive radish first time? :meme:

[oblique seal]

New KILLA voice line where he asks if you’re sugondese and then immediately asks you to sugondese nuts while one arm spamming you with a thermal LMG and 4 Nades

[frail imp]

so am i waitng anotehr 4 hours or?cause im trying to nap for alittle

[quasi trail]

https://youtu.be/zeoZNrcizw4

[dapper cargo]

Can i still upgrade even though the servers are down?

[dim sierra]

i believe so

[toxic charm]

Is there anyway to preupdate it so when it goes live its ready to go?

[quiet lion]

Offfffff, 5 minute slow mode

[charred flame]

Alright so other chat wouldn't help me, i only play eft once a month, saw update notes and thought it was released. However if i press play it says can't launch, does this mean servers are down? I really dont need an answer like "have you been living under a rock", im just not up to date with eft

[lethal topaz]

yes

[finite hare]

yes

[meager tartan]

yes

[inland rover]

cuk

[warm badger]

The game is in the process of updating, after the update is done you will have to download the update

[rocky acorn]

Yes

[dawn idol]

join among us game while waiting for wipe pubozf

[teal flint]

Lol

[stable mirage]

#eft-announcements

[charred flame]

Appreciate the answers guys, good luck after wipe and thanks for the help!

[teal grail]

have you been living under a rock

[woeful sphinx]

PUBOZF AMONG US GET IN HERE

[ashen folio]

Amogus code PUBOZF north america servers

[mighty oar]

I'm ready to punch some puny hatch-lings to death.

[inland rover]

https://tenor.com/view/never-say-die-truffle-shuffle-movies-1980s-movies-black-and-white-gif-14807131

[warm badger]

you guys in a chat?

[bleak pollen]

What weakling mod enabled slow mode. Lame

[little haven]

did they ever say how many people acquired Kappa this wipe cycle?

[random widget]

how do they have 15/12 people in vc?

[shell nimbus]

ctrl + r on discord to refresh

[midnight acorn]

haxx

[high jasper]

we still need to install new update before playing lol

[static valve]

when can we expect the aptch notes?

[ashen folio]

game is live

[grizzled drift]

yo boyz can any1 help me idk how to download escape from tarkov if you know how DM me please

[quasi trail]

heres a video on the patch notes already out https://youtu.be/zeoZNrcizw4

[pseudo niche]

whatever daddy wants, daddy gets. come here @steel magnet

[hoary pendant]

AMONG US CODE >>>> USMWDF

[sick jetty]

wait is anyone game started to update ?

[gray thunder]

yeah
@gusty mortar

[gusty mortar]

@gray thunder dont lie

[ashen folio]

we are in a voicechat

[uncut shoal]

join up on among us USMWDF

[mighty oar]

New 12.11 Trailer here!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[cobalt latch]

but nakiiiita when wip!!1

[shell nimbus]

If you haven't learned this URL by now then you're failing at life

[inland rover]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-cowboy-gif-18366279

[livid abyss]

@crystal igloo I have a SS of the message that guy sent if u want it, the slowmode is killing me XD

[crystal igloo]

it's fine I got it lmao

thanks

[proper hornet]

@grim hamlet 5 min slowmode so no easy reply, but you canadians get all the good mres and stuff.

[ashen folio]

make it 2 min

[grim hamlet]

Apparently, you should look up some of the other ones, they are quite good

[onyx rampart]

Is it possible these optimizations will yield better fps? Not expecting 20, but 5-10 would be great

[split kiln]

british MREs arent too bad, nice curries, smooth peanut butter, decent chilli and that

[fathom thistle]

with 12.11 launching soon : https://strawpoll.com/1jsgvceko

[timber pollen]

so when is wipe actually?

[ashen folio]

dont click that shit lol

[keen ore]

thursday

[dim sierra]

strawpoll too dangerous for some

[midnight acorn]

soon ™️

[raw gate]

[raven mantle]

didn't they say in like 15 mins pretty much

[gray thunder]

[red wing]

US is up but you still cant open the game until most of the servers are up i think

[fathom thistle]

gotto watch the old strawpoll. More dangerous than Killa

[ashen folio]

Servers are coming up in the launcher

[mighty oar]

This is factual

[midnight acorn]

the 4 hours are an estimation as it says in the launcher, it might take longer

[analog eagle]

OMG GUYS IM DOWNLOADING THE GAME RIGHT NOW ||jebaited ||

[raven mantle]

i hope it does not take longer

[vast elm]

WIPE HIPE

[flat egret]

Size of update?

[sharp scarab]

i get error code? anyone else?

[timber pollen]

@crystal igloo is wipe in 15 or wat? cause the launcher says 4 hours

[raw gate]

where?

[hoary pendant]

among us code >>> USMWDF

[mighty lotus]

The wipe has been happening for like 3 hours now. 15 minutes is the projected end time

[whole light]

the launcher has said that since it started

[crystal igloo]

15 or 14min46 seconds, maybe 44 seconds?

unsure

I will check the timer right now

[spiral bay]

Alright be sure to get back to us with that very specific time frame 🙂

[dire wave]

fr lol

[teal grail]

way to flex on our slowmode

[twilit harness]

l

[steel current]

6.9 minutes?

[uncut shoal]

USMWDF join among us if you fellas want too

[sinful gust]

Wheres the full patchs notes? Not only fixes shit

[crystal igloo]

no one knows

[wooden roost]

@wanton granite

[cobalt shoal]

they might be hiding them because there is some suprise awaiting in them

[edgy marsh]

Are they fixing the scavs/raiders that spawns in right behind you

[pastel spade]

idk why i have to say this but this was included with the fixes in one of the news channels
"This list does not include changes and new additions to the patch. A full description of the patch will be published later."

[jovial parcel]

fuck

[tight flint]

@neon oxide i thought it should be up in an hour at most

[hoary pendant]

among us code >>> USMWDF

[woven rune]

delayed

[stoic rover]

GG

[neon oxide]

well its an hour at LEAST now lol

[ashen folio]

shocking

[ornate slate]

where does it say this

[urban pulsar]

Announcements lol

[tropic ore]

Their twitter

[sharp scarab]

i hate it here. 1 more hour of just looking at my desktop sadge

[timber pollen]

@crystal igloo whats the timer on

[crystal igloo]

it's on meal break for me gotta eat or I'll die I think that's how the body works

[proper hornet]

#eft-announcements message

[weary knot]

F

[tired lark]

@serene loom stop the cap

[steel current]

Share the meal or chat

[olive mountain]

https://twitter.com/BetaEFT/status/1410191170182037505

[subtle frigate]

@everyone ig I'ma kill my self bc now more hours

[prisma relic]

[crystal igloo]

nt

[hearty thorn]

Whatcha having to eat?

[tropic skiff]

Thanks, all i needed to know, heading back to sleep for another 1 hour 🙂 @potent marten

[nova oriole]

what is wipe?

[covert valley]

[midnight acorn]

character reset for everybody

[heavy drift]

im playing warzone meanwhile its the best shooter ever kek

[near briar]

Its as if everyone just bought the game and start from level 1

[ashen folio]

Can someone tell me which USEC voice is best to pick, the ones very quiet and doesnt make a lot of noise when running/breathing. Something similar to BEAR 3. He literally doesnt say anything when he gets tired.

[kind stump]

oh COME ON Nikita christ dont you know some of us havent slept and we NEED it to stay awake

[cobalt latch]

Church

[soft lodge]

Can we get patch notes for the 1 hour extension

[scarlet heron]

Metheiu please patch notes daddy 🤠🤠🤠🤠

[woeful sphinx]

@unkempt coral since chat delay is 15 minutes, i have to move to here, can we get a kiss for the hour delay(s)

[onyx rampart]

Why we simping for mods thats gay

[unique goblet]

WATCHU KNOW ABOUT ROLLING DOWN IN THE DEEP

[steel swan]

whhhhhy

[quasi gyro]

What sort of loot sells for a lot early wipe?

[unkempt coral]

No.

[velvet swift]

Why won't they let us talk! This is the only entertainment I have right now.

[golden rampart]

nails lol

[nova oriole]

ok thx for answering

[crystal igloo]

Cyver technics really works

[ashen folio]

Isn't it past ur bedtime

[unkempt coral]

I'm sold on them tbh

[short pendant]

i love that i have a 7h work shift woot

[stable mirage]

Sounds like a funny answer, no fun!

[limpid atlas]

i feel as if wipe is gonna be extended for more than an hour

[shut chasm]

real question is, should i spend all my time farming for red keycard or should i farm levels 🤔

[timber pollen]

@unkempt coral how many minute left

[vital scroll]

RIOT

[quartz sundial]

Patch installation extended by 1hr and still no feature list, sounds like some last minute QA work going on for a new feature lol

[near briar]

levels id say do quests and such level up so u can get decent gear then get the red and go labs

[midnight acorn]

escape from tarkov discord trolls

[lavish sapphire]

wipe wipe wipe and more 999999997 times

[unkempt coral]

Unknown. According to devs around another hour if they don't delay again, but it's not an exact thing. Could be earlier could be later.

[elder widget]

so i officially lost my precious 4 thicc items cases full of slicks?

[hushed drum]

@unkempt coral
It's +1 hour to those 4 or just +1 hour from that exact time?

[hidden rose]

weird flex but ok no one asked @elder widget

[unkempt coral]

That's exactly the same, since the extension was posted at the 4 hour mark of the first announcement.

[ashen folio]

I feel u bro I still had 7 item cases of t-7's

[quasi trail]

Hey Devs, Can we please get another delay of about 3/4 more hours? the shitstorm that ensued after the 1 hour delay was hilarious i really want to see what will happen, pretty please?

[crystal igloo]

Hey, we delay if needed, no on suggestions

[ashen folio]

Lets go extract camping

[old cobalt]

Another hour

[zinc sky]

how difficult is wipe GAMEPLAY?

[kind stump]

yeah how hard is it to press erase button

[quartz sundial]

Can’t wait for everyone to be wearing class 5 armour and semi meta m4’s by the time I’m gona be able to play after work in like 5 hours lol

[heady bloom]

yes.

[near briar]

welp hes gone

[elder widget]

so we should be ready to evolve from chads to rats , and bushwalkies and extract campers and start using magnum buckshot , and also someone who do something leads to a server down for couple of hours

[quartz schooner]

Lmao how do people still not know wipe is today, nobody ever checks #eft-announcements

[scarlet nimbus]

as people aren't lifless nerdneckbeard like u

[crystal igloo]

well if you check only #discord-announcements it's not surprise they are not aware lol

[ashen folio]

Can I change my name to killa?

[crystal igloo]

discord name?

[serene harness]

Mwahhahahaha Extract Camping......

[crystal igloo]

react if so

Done

[quasi trail]

hey i love the game to hell and back, i just don`t mind waiting a bit extra if it means ill get more laughs off weird people going nuts because of such trivial things

[foggy bluff]

so everytime ive redownloaded the game i keep getting "ERROR: 108003" is there any sort of solution

[serene roost]

Tbh, I feel like some people forgot that they’ve bought EFT as a Beta Tester, essentially

[hollow meteor]

To our lord and saviour Nikita, all things are trivial, even our pain

[amber fable]

im going to eat my own piss if the game doesnt wipe right now

[tiny patrol]

d

[ashen folio]

I'm surprised and not so surprised that they managed to do the same mistake of not preparing to update the servers in time.

[zinc sky]

wipe is obviously thursday

[tulip coral]

are u ok

[elder widget]

@crystal igloo is there any idea on how big the size of the update , asking cuz i have shitty downspeed hope i can play today lel

[split osprey]

WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE FINIHSED X AND DOWN SIZE WOULD BE NICE TOO

[crystal igloo]

no idea and probably won't until release

[opal fox]

Damn recon 10gig going to be enough or should i clear more on the ssd? @crystal igloo also on the shittydownlaod speed i see pest suggest vpn.., looks at both drive in the red.. i should deleted some stuff

[quartz schooner]

Only Chads pick BEAR 🐻 💪🏻

[quasi trail]

[ashen folio]

No my IGN I want to be like the first on for wipe to get my IGN as killa. I stayed up all night with my mexican mom on my ass and playing dead like 25 times its horrible

[crystal igloo]

enough I think but if you have only 5-10 free it may slow your PC down

[hushed drum]

So.... Where's the patchnote?

[lilac orchid]

We dont get the patch notes

[leaden briar]

patch notes are out

[near briar]

not the full ones

[crystal igloo]

Unfortunately, we do not provide login name changes.
You can change it by yourself every 2 months at your profile page: https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/profile

[tepid cradle]

who else is hyped for the update

[analog thunder]

ye

[atomic haven]

not me, im already waiting for the next wipe

[hollow meteor]

servers are gonna be ass the first 5 hours and im gonna enjoy it

[brittle rampart]

t

[tiny patrol]

cant wait to see my profile loading

[ashen folio]

If every update is going to be as big as 0.11 and 0.12, this game is going to take way too long to release and have way too much content

[ionic rain]

See you in 6 months

[elder widget]

you mean only chads pick a heavy breather sigh , someone suggest a in game character voice whose not a heavy breathing bitch with visor bug XD

[lofty moon]

@crystal igloo Why such the delay on putting out streets? 😦 We want it so bad.

[ashen folio]

hopefully we get 2 maps . factory and strees

[velvet swift]

Sorry guys, the source code got deleted by accident. Wipe is delayed for 2 years.

[dim sierra]

ever considered it's not finished? :O

[spring snow]

time to snipe an epic gamer user name

[crystal igloo]

Because it is not ready and will take some time

[pine elm]

We're only getting factory

[opal fox]

@crystal igloo how did you become apart of BSG and if a young coder wanted to follow the same route how would he?

[heady forum]

WHERE WİPE

[hushed drum]

Patch note:

• Added a slide delay for Kalak 12 like in M16
• Kalak 12 was not added
• Killa's brother added to the factory
• Fixed 2 bugs, added 20
• Got through with the netcode. No netcode - no problem.
• Added new hax to the lab.
• Released brand new Scar-L. You can immediately observe this PNG on the wall in the Hideout.
• Gave Shroud extra 200 mils for no good reason.
  (it's a joke please don't headeyes me)

[ashen folio]

I mean is it possible to change my name to Killa right after wipe when no one else has the name or is the name reserved for the scav bosses

[crystal igloo]

BSG mostly take people in the office in russia, so first live in st petersburg and speak russian

[crystal igloo]

it is possible but you will not be able to take it if someone else does

[ashen folio]

"no netcode - no problem" wise words

[crystal igloo]

Then contact [e-mail]

[ashen folio]

wip plsb

@opaque mountain Can I still reset my account now for that to happen? Ty

[opaque mountain]

yeah

[scarlet heron]

AYO UPDATE IS UP

[spark berry]

ca[

[tepid cradle]

i genuinely feel sorry for the mod getting 3000 people going crazy in a chat

[zinc sky]

ca[ 2

[exotic panther]

This update hype got me bricked up

[vague vine]

ca[

[near briar]

id say find a smaller company near you to begin with larger companies require some experience outside education

[rotund mountain]

1 for bear 2 for usec

[manic flame]

This the first wipe ive been apart of ✌ 2

[crimson moth]

2

[visual stone]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-funeral-dance-funeral-meme-escape-from-tarkov-meme-escape-from-tarkov-gif-16896568

[ashen folio]

Welcome! Enjoy your head eyes!

bepis

[warm badger]

dont forget getting dropshoted by a scav

[drowsy hill]

Can't reset if you can't access the game

[dim sierra]

yes, but guess what, the game is doing it for you

[shut hill]

is usec clothing different from bear?

[sleek kiln]

Yes

[tulip lance]

when is the wipe bro

[limpid atlas]

a

[serene roost]

Highly debating if I want to go BEAR this wipe

[edgy oxide]

coldown party here XD

[summer cloak]

when buyable kotton beanie on merch store?

[glossy birch]

I'll wipe you if you're finished pooping

[unkempt spade]

BEAR 3 can sing 😏

[tiny patrol]

bear lives matter

[eager fossil]

Oof

[charred moth]

if u were usec last time then yes

[abstract hill]

big dick gaming right her

[ashen folio]

I will get it. ok so everyone here please dont do killa do reshala or shturman i will file a make a wish if I do not acheive this

[old finch]

USEC 3 FOREVER

[scarlet nimbus]

BEAR JEBANI

[tulip herald]

WHEN SUS

[merry walrus]

Gonna run a little bit this weekend, let me know if you want. Looking to try get started in the game. Work all the time, so really only have time for a couple hours. Let me know if you want to run. In game name djxgam1ng

[worldly shard]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=140bafcc0

[flint sage]

#beginners-assistance #lfg-info #pvp-lfg

[ashen folio]

I hope you all are prepared for the AMAZING 0.1 megabyte per second download speed we will have when everyone starts downloading at the same time

[edgy dirge]

so boys 30 minutes until wipe how yall feeling

[vapid geode]

i say 20 minutes

[zinc sky]

i thought wipe was just a gentlemans agreement for everyone to reset their profile.. are you saying streamers actually grind to get inventory full of slicks on first hour of wipe??

[long lake]

Please mods, do not mute me. It's absolutely serious. I'm a Windows Server administrator and Linux specialist. 25 years of experience, even in my mother's stomach I was already doing servers administration. You just have to correctly configure the firewall of the launcher. Next, kick out all active players who are connected. Next, upload the patch to patch the patch that was trying to patch the patch that was patching the patch, what a total and complete flop of a patch that patched the patch intending to patch the previous patch. 300 days preparing for this flop, charging 140$ (larger than AAA titles) took longer than COD

Don't let the mods get rid of our .12 copy pastas

[hoary gull]

i hope u get muted

[exotic panther]

[serene harness]

Banned would be better...

[ionic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-gif-18307300

[atomic haven]

ehh, 40 minutes passed, at least in news.. and people "when when when when" 😄

[sage current]

My god a 15 minute timer. We live in an oppressed world my friends lmao.

[marble nacelle]

does this have a 20 min timer also?

[pearl pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/wipe-hype-wipe-hype-gif-20982139

[faint skiff]

[tawdry finch]

it's at least 15mn, maybe more

[abstract hill]

probably way more than 15 minutes if any of us had to take a legitamate guess... lets be real here guys.

[ornate slate]

is mr xavito not a dev?

[celest fiber]

if they say 1hr i expect it to be at least 2.5

[midnight acorn]

I am fine with it taking longer

[brisk wave]

so it should be short rn we might get in soon

[flint sage]

ok../?

[opal fox]

Honestly they should have just said its 6 hours and then if they finish sooner can be like surprise... also only 5mins here

[agile flax]

14 min slowmode ? cringe

[stable mirage]

no

[long lake]

Eat shit cat

[drowsy hill]

I'm expecting we're going into our first raid in 2-4h honestly

[warped tiger]

I hope they toggle off the slowdown 14m, it's so useless

[remote furnace]

i still have cooldown in other chat but i wanted to say chill tf guys its in 10 minutes jesus

[coarse kraken]

no u

[soft lodge]

It's not useless. Last wipe the server was flooded and went offline for a bit because the amount of spam

[ashen folio]

ty for the killa name tho

[ashen folio]

umm its discord spamming msg doesnt crasha discord server

bro i swear if tarkov doesnt wipe soon im going to go fist my blender

[scarlet heron]

British people are hot

[little light]

So wipes happened then?

[past summit]

Wait the game isn't down? I thought it'd be down for wipe

[elder widget]

which ammo to use while camping bushes outside dorms?

[left niche]

HP

[nova elbow]

Shrapnel

[sonic wigeon]

that used to be my name on tarkov lmao @agile flax

[timber pollen]

damn

[near briar]

Dammmmmm

[agile flax]

bruh momentum , they tryed to shank me once

[abstract hill]

@elder widget no ammo go play in front of a scav kid

[kind stump]

im complaining every 15 minutes

[brisk wave]

guys relax

[dim sierra]

dont talk to much in this discord channel or the very intelligent mods will stop you

[midnight acorn]

some people seem to be using very gamery terms because the patch is delayed

[kindred karma]

The patch installation is extended for another 1 hour. Stay tuned for more updates. We apologize for any inconvenience caused

[ornate slate]

5mins till they late again

[short needle]

ive been hearing that the patch notes aren't going to be released for a few days, does anyone have a source on this

[wraith peak]

nikibda bls batch soon

[hazy shoal]

I heard some people were talking here? You guys trying to get muted?

[ashen folio]

yes

[soft lodge]

The patch installation is extended for at least 1 hour. Stay tuned for more updates. We apologize for any inconvenience caused. @news
Atleast 1 hour. Not 1 hour on the dot

[ashen folio]

cant wait for fast download times!

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-video-games-game-play-gif-15472726

[golden swan]

Bruh my 10mb download speed gunna take like 45m

[celest fiber]

u guys ready for the next delay announcement?

[distant musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471091380043644939/859755342740324392/E5IFl_AX0Ak2erJ.png

[remote furnace]

@ashen folio i already got sleep its 3:56 pm rn for me (still have cooldown but oof feels bad)

[serene harness]

After patch it will be servers are struggling too connect people 😂

[ashen folio]

4:56 am, i am suffering from an inability to sleep

[icy raft]

Last wipe they only delayed it like an hour and ahalf

[static valve]

how long after the game is up can we expect the patch notes?

[sonic wigeon]

probably a day cause its 10 pm in moscow about

[west badge]

It is likely with the patch notes the game will be ready to update I would guess

[true pawn]

go to sleep servers will crash anyway for like 2h . The usual craic

[muted marten]

It’s 3 pm

[near briar]

no we just avoiding the 15 min timer

[slim forge]

4 hour?

[abstract nova]

My launcher won't open

[ashen folio]

i wonder why

[sage current]

chat 1 is absolute nothing but teenagers

[ashen folio]

waiting for yet another "The patch installation is extended for at least 1 hour. Stay tuned for more updates. We apologize for any inconvenience caused."

[near moss]

cant wait for delay #2

[humble delta]

yo guys can tarkov run on intel hd 620

[stable mirage]

technically yes, but no

[azure lodge]

the timer on the chat thoo

[past vine]

so what did they add? all im seeing is a bunch of minor bug fixes

[safe lotus]

Delay #2 LETS GOOOO

[mint dagger]

can we play now?

[soft lodge]

You'll probably get the launcher to load but other than that you have armed yourself with a bomb

[forest pollen]

whats slowmode yet?

[ashen folio]

give the announcement reee

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.12.11 has begun. The game will be unavailable for approximately 4 hours. Partial patch notes for 0.12.11 have been posted here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/153595-fixes-in-patch-01211/ or keep up to date by watching: #eft-announcements

[proper pasture]

come on boiiiis

[dusty oar]

damn

[lofty thicket]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.12.11 has begun. The game will be unavailable for approximately 4 hours. Partial patch notes for 0.12.11 have been posted here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/153595-fixes-in-patch-01211/ or keep up to date by watching: #eft-announcements

[earnest orbit]

daddy nikita is mad at his kittens

[brisk bear]

it says at LEAST 1 hour not at MOST

[stray oasis]

big sadge

[long lake]

My friend caught a 3 day mute for expressing his dislike of the orientals

[undone elm]

the actual patchnotes aren't actually out yet the fixes are only some of it

[faint seal]

SPAM CHECK FOR UPDATE BOISS

[drowsy hill]

wipe thursday confirmed

[edgy dirge]

crash the servers by spam checking updates!

[brisk wave]

dont

[pearl geyser]

it must be hell to moderate this server lmfao

[brazen rain]

soon soon

[spring snow]

where wipe/delay of wipe annoncement

[scarlet stone]

servers = ded gg

[fiery wraith]

where wipe blyat

[quick spade]

udri

[quasi trail]

chat 1 makes me think VOIP might be a huge mistake

[celest fiber]

im gonna put my dick in a tuna roll. brb.

[kind stump]

guys servers are back i just got kappa again

[gleaming plank]

SCHALA BALA CHEESE BALLS

[remote furnace]

yeah after seeing them i change my mind about VOIP

[scarlet nimbus]

SELLING NIKKITAS NUDE IF NO WIPE IN 10 MINUTES

[prisma relic]

Is the game running now?

[upbeat quest]

so when wipe

[supple drum]

[dry juniper]

STFU STURMAN

[serene harness]

Technically they started at 8:08am...
Then they extended by an hour, so we still have 5 more minutes before they are late...

Geez kids...

[icy raft]

Canada doesnt exist to Russians 😦 "Automatic server selection: USA"

[desert hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680928395399266314/856525961071558676/image1.gif

[ashen shadow]

[daring yacht]

[ornate slate]

i wanna suck nikitas toes pls

[zinc sky]

Error checking the game update

ERROR: 104003

what is mean??
@ashen folio i know wipe is thursday dude im not stupid

[winged hearth]

kneekeater where whoop

[ashen folio]

NAW LF Duo/Trio for Wipe grinding money & quests PM me! 2K+ hours

[dim sierra]

fucks sake, people are gonna ddos it again

[ashen folio]

do you not know whats going on do you live under a rock

[abstract nova]

All these pre-teens need to chill tf out. Wipe is coming at one point, fret not.
The game has yet to have it's full release so don't expect the patches to be smoothly executed
Stay positive kings

[fresh arch]

wait wtf nikita downloaded hentai on the servers?

[steel swan]

wiping my ass

[ocean flare]

.

[ashen folio]

NO WIPE IS HARRAM

[covert canyon]

fr need an update now, its been over the hour delay

[ashen folio]

The launcher works for me but i'm waiting for the announcement

the launcher didnt work for a second but back now

[midnight acorn]

just listen to some music tbh, gonna make waiting more enjoyable

[tough plank]

pestily have kappa already

[onyx rampart]

@abstract nova say it with your chest big dog

[nocturne obsidian]

just completed all the shooter born quests

[earnest orbit]

im 90% sure the patch has been released however the constant refreshing of people hitting the button has fucked it into the ground

[pure junco]

Hello, can u be faster becouse i must go to work today

[soft lodge]

Here we go with the shit show

[tulip herald]

WHEN WIPE

[faint seal]

SPAM CHECK FOR UPDTE FOR FASTER PATCH BOOOIS

[amber fable]

lol my luancher wont even start

[ashen folio]

When wipe?

[heavy bolt]

or dont make the situation worse

[stable mirage]

That will only cause further delays, which everyone is going to cry about

[vast kestrel]

@amber fablesame loll

[proper hornet]

Anyone know if theyre gonna do stream drops like last wipe?

[azure lynx]

[round fractal]

Gib wipe and stop spam check for update

[brisk wave]

i just want an announcment

[unique goblet]

Stop spamming checking for updates

[fiery wraith]

I believe in Banana mag supremecy

[scarlet stone]

so is everything installed but servers are pooped or is there more delay i wanna know if i can make coffee or if i gotta make sure i can get the name i want

[ashen folio]

Is there a EFT API available?

[stable mirage]

no

[buoyant thorn]

lmao go get coffee

[quick spade]

AK or AR ?

[limpid atlas]

you can make a coffee and take a 12 hour nap before wipe

[royal bramble]

lfg aus be decent

[valid viper]

they said "at least 1 hour delay".. just chill and wait, chat

[woeful acorn]

all the mfs like 'sToP uSiNg ThE LaUnChEr' thinking they batman and can single handedly stop an entire community

[ashen folio]

my mexican moms going to be home soon and shes not going to be happy that im grounded and did an all nighter

[remote furnace]

has no one realized it says AT LEAST 1 hour? they didnt say it will update in 1 hour

[desert bloom]

Nikita said clicking check update is causing DDOS so yeah maybe dont

[spring snow]

haha man im dead

[tender flint]

does anyone know how to get permission to the other chat channels?

[dawn fox]

this is so dumb man

[rotund stump]

I am updating

[rigid coyote]

guys i forgot to wipe

[digital ember]

All traders are not accessible for first 2 days wtf?

[humble owl]

guys if you cant open the launcher, go to task manager and close it there, then try open it again...

[strong sequoia]

yeh thewy want to make progression slower

[cobalt latch]

They should have known a reduculous number of people would be waiting

[shut hill]

wait where u read this?

[rocky gazelle]

What is this, I sacrificed so much, I don't wake up this early

[kind stump]

Im spamming launcher and check update as much as humanely possible i suggest we all do the same\

[zenith siren]

I am in good luck peoples

[mortal rune]

ITS OUT MINES UPDATIJG RN

[mild mauve]

Still can't update me sad

[abstract nova]

pre-teens found this chat... smh

[opal ibex]

leaked to veritas

[calm lintel]

OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! OMG UPDATE IS 12GB!!! Amogus sususususu fortnite tilted less goooo

[junior iris]

great idea, spamming the servers with requests will benefit all of us

[summer cloak]

source?

[glacial sapphire]

why wipe? i finally got 1 million roubles and now they remove all my money

[dusky vale]

lol

[analog thunder]

because big update

[merry vigil]

My friend's first wipe was last wipe, when the new types of faces and voices came out, and he unknowingly picked the same face and voice the pmcs always had before, so as an ongoing joke he will continue to pick the same default face and voice for every ongoing wipe.

[fleet helm]

anyone have info on what ammo causes fractures?

[vague junco]

o7

[ashen folio]

rip

[devout sail]

WHEN DA FUCK WILL I GET THE UPDATE

[livid socket]

once the servers are working again.

[lost valley]

Hi

[edgy dirge]

all ammo causes fractures but im pretty sure flesh damage rounds causes them more frequent

[icy raft]

Everyone ammo has a chance to cause fractures

[soft lodge]

When your balls drop

[ashen folio]

E-GOR

[sage current]

When you learn to have patience

[cobalt shoal]

nice my check for updates button doesnt work

[serene harness]

Update be late again....
But shouting about it isn't going to get it here any faster...

So perhaps we should all remain quiet in the discord so they think we lost interest?

[ashen folio]

15 min slow mode

[ornate slate]

when ur like 40 and still playing games

[onyx rampart]

@ornate slate eat a dick

[forest vine]

WHERE GAM

[amber fable]

guys dont worry i am spamming check for updates so the update comes faster

[opal fox]

And when you 40?

[faint seal]

BOOIS SPAM CHECK UPDATE FOR THE PATCH!

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/yep-thats-a-warn-warning-discord-moderators-moderator-gif-19335146

[patent topaz]

BSG LIED, PEOPLE DIED, SPAM IT BOYS

[west badge]

Everyone remember Bob Marley and EVERY LITTLE THING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT?!

[olive moat]

it this an actual joke

[steel swan]

[finite prairie]

Hello everyone i accidentally downloaded hentai on Tarkov servers so now there is delay because we are removing the viruses. please be patient thank you. -Nikita Buyanov

[misty kelp]

i love how updates always have delays and the servers are always unusable first day but people still remain surprised every time

[last helm]

[azure lynx]

[woeful acorn]

yes everyone spam check for updates, it speeds up the devs!!!!!!!!!11!!!

[proper hornet]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

[heavy bolt]

they'll forget about it like tomorrow

[fiery wraith]

I will crush you all in game, be happy we're not in lobby ;P

[quick spade]

ez game

[harsh pewter]

Everyone stop spamming the launcher it will make it even longer to wait

[dim sierra]

nikita is a big fan of girls frontline hentai, heard he beats it to m4a1 the most

[rigid coyote]

who else forget to wipe? come on lmk

[ashen folio]

everyone over here freaking out and im just patiently hyped

[tender siren]

have some people already got the update?

[frail flower]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-nikita-buyanov-punch-gif-17506617

[buoyant thorn]

I suppose with no secure container we'll be seeing a lot more rats

[exotic panther]

[gentle light]

init

[humble delta]

will tarkov work on 500 gb hhd 8gb ram and i5 7th gen and intel 620 at the lowest graphics settings and lowest res

[kind stump]

they said we apologize for any inconvience well jokes on them the only inconvience is me not being able to shower or empty out my pee jars from the last 2 months haha take that BSG

[midnight acorn]

it will be there, it was only an event

[valid elbow]

@humble delta no

[cobalt latch]

Is there really no gamma that’s half the reason I bought eod

[celest fiber]

no

[coarse fossil]

people really dont have much else to do lmaoo

[ashen folio]

it'll run, but it wont be enjoyable. if you wanna play w/ 2 fps lol

I bought EOD like an hour ago and it doesnt show on the website or the launcher is that just bc of the servers rn?

[balmy citrus]

Yo Nikita come one bruh

[ashen folio]

nikita u fat co

[abstract nova]

TARKOV IS TEMPORARY. SWAG IS PERMANENT

[umbral vessel]

HUNT; SHOWDOWN SERVERS ARE STILL LIVE ❤️

[glacial void]

the slow mode is so long what

[teal gazelle]

Servers are down, you should see it when patch finishes as I had a mate do that last wipe

[safe lotus]

Chat 1 is 15 minutes don't complain here

[orchid crest]

how long please how long pleaaasssse

[rocky heath]

REPORTED ⚠️

[weary girder]

lamo

[limpid atlas]

wipe is in 3 months

[zinc sky]

wike is next thursday stop spreading misinformation fool

[signal sable]

piano g

[coarse kraken]

that shit got deleted real quick lmao

[ornate slate]

dead- 5 min cooldown zzzw

[amber fable]

fuck chat

[undone elm]

i chuckled

[sage current]

Could you imagine you're sitting on a toilet and you just shit but Nikita is like "Don't wipe. You better not!" So you're just sitting there as it matts and crusts waiting for him to let you wipe.

[merry vigil]

me omw to be head, eyes by 5.45x39 ps first raid

[dawn fox]

why tf do they even bother announcing wipe will take 4 hours lmao

[normal radish]

Patch when?

[shut hill]

can u show me where u got this from just tryna verify

[agile dagger]

Can’t wait to not play factory because factory scary

[sterile merlin]

soon

[ashen folio]

@white forge play rickroll to troll the people on spotify

[somber girder]

all my scavs boutta be in factory

[faint seal]

CHECK FOR UPDATE BOIS

[ashen folio]

No don’t

[worthy mason]

Imagine having one pmc and two scavs

[crisp stirrup]

I CAN UPDATE

[fiery wraith]

EVERYONE, BOOTY OR TITTY????

[shell nimbus]

But you are Taniks, you've come back to life 3 times already

[quick spade]

Hentai

[violet wyvern]

titty

[white forge]

THAT WIPE HYPE LISTENING PARTY

[nova fiber]

titty

[gilded raptor]

Thighs

[rich tusk]

Stomach

[barren sedge]

adng

[olive moat]

thighs

[mighty ferry]

Wipe was a Rickroll.

[kind stump]

im gonna leak photos of nikitas brown eye if this doesnt start in 5 seconds

[lean timber]

Alright, this one is a bit more calm, than #eft
Great
So, when's wipe coming

[vapid geode]

headeyes

[ember pivot]

WIPE HYPE PARTY 1!

[soft lodge]

Legs

[rigid coyote]

Unwiped ass

[true pawn]

Should I reinstall the whole game so the new codes and fixes wont cause issues with the previous version since there is alot of changes

[sage holly]

Wipe in 40 hours boys lets go

[indigo grail]

Nikita what is taking so long thicc boi?

[rose valve]

no @true pawn loll

[tardy frigate]

@gilded raptor i agree

[strange knot]

NIKITA YOU FAT FUCK YOUR BLUE BALLING MY NUTS SO HARD, I'VE BEEN UP FOR 20 HOURS NO WAITING FOR THIS!

[patent topaz]

ANYONE GOT THE CORINNE KOPF ONLYFANS LEAKS??????

[distant bronze]

jesus

[woeful acorn]

why tf did people stay up all night like it was going to release early?

[leaden flax]

guys, my friend bought edge of darkness edition, but for some reason it only upgraded to prepare for escape. Did anyone else have a similar problem?

[cobalt latch]

Nakitia single handed sleep deprived half the world, congratulations

[frail flower]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-milczarek-libero-pge-skra-gif-20203437

[fathom knot]

Do I have time to choke the chicken before whip?

[devout sail]

WIPE WHEN??

[ashen folio]

WIPE NOW

[lilac steeple]

i crave pounding soft supple femboy bussy

[sterile pollen]

gotta love these dumbass devs lying saying extended 1 hour

[nova wyvern]

arhg

[ashen folio]

I am a femboy 0_0

[proper hornet]

Salty

[ashen folio]

Mines hasnt upgraded someone said it was bc the servers are taking a shit rn

[humble delta]

can tarkov run on intel 4000 1 gb ram

[stray oasis]

"atleast 1hr" isn't "an hour"

[dim sierra]

🍼 have some milk baby

[sick escarp]

boobies

[ashen folio]

Is this where i talk about my current feelings?

[olive mountain]

sure

[onyx rampart]

@humble delta Tarkov can't run on anything

[ashen folio]

nikita stilke my money

[umbral vessel]

yeah, and she doesnt wipe either 😦

[pulsar violet]

he can upgrade 1 tier for me btw

[teal gazelle]

I'm sad mad, fucking League is under maintenance right now too so I can't even torture myself with that game either.

[waxen mirage]

YALL CATCH ME ON WOODS

[ashen folio]

''atleast 1 hour'' It's going to be 1 hour and 59 minutes isnt it ahahahahaaha

[dusk cloak]

Is it playable on wipe days or is the servers experiencing overloads and shit like that?

[ashen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/tupac-sad-sigh-gif-13059499

[smoky bronze]

when nikita is sus

[glacial sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/5second-slow-mode-1984-5second-gif-21403240

[zinc sky]

maybe if you overclock

[midnight acorn]

@crystal igloo I might run some hidden stashes in my city and see if the servers are fine when I return 😄

[ashen folio]

will tarkov run on my playstation 3

[tame violet]

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio yes

[lethal cove]

The amount of abuse heaped on Nikita is bloody humongous

[undone elm]

nikita pls

[pure junco]

ELO

[amber fable]

wipe is mean

[blazing moat]

Ive tried all ready

[crisp stirrup]

lil tjay > piano g

[gilded raptor]

Please do not steal peoples stomachs even if you enjoy them, it's not okay.

[quasi trail]

ok question time for everyone, if your girl asked for pineapple pizza would you leave her ?

[fiery wraith]

NIKITA ONLY FANS WHEN, I'D SUBSCRIBE.

[quick spade]

BIG DICK ENERGY

[hollow vapor]

listening to sad music to wipe hits because nikita mean 😦

[hexed sable]

Margherita

[real goblet]

100%

[wooden fractal]

wipe? wipe my ass ;)

[faint seal]

PATCH IS LIVE BOIS

[neat schooner]

everyones a gangster until they complain about a update delay in discord

[weary valve]

born to shit forced to wipe

[tender siren]

[limpid atlas]

Hello everyone, im currently taking a huge shit while cleaning my new gun as well as watching my favorite hentai. so please fuck yourself while i shit- Nikita Buyanov

[forest vine]

lies

[opal fox]

[silent yoke]

@crystal igloo pls let us know if there is aanother delay probably most of us would like to use our time in other things while you solve the actual problems :S

[untold burrow]

CALM THE SHIT DOWN

[topaz totem]

[last aurora]

eft2 is a much nicer chat than eft1

[ashen folio]

stop saying its live you guys are trolls

[gleaming plank]

BSG PLEASE FOR CHRISTMAS GIFT GIVE US AN AUDI TT MK2 PLEASE I WILL NUT FOR YOu

[long sorrel]

fucking wipe it should of wiped 6 hours ago fucking bozos

[steel swan]

IM IN WTH

[near briar]

It will be done

[icy raft]

People busy complaining about delays instead of drinking vodka and taking notes on how to tackle their wipe

[deep fiber]

^^^^^

[glacial void]

Nikita you sexy russian bear shagger, give me wipe or give me death

[mild vault]

So no more wipe?

[ashen folio]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.12.11 has begun. The game will be unavailable for approximately 4 hours. Partial patch notes for 0.12.11 have been posted here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/153595-fixes-in-patch-01211/ or keep up to date by watching: #eft-announcements

[nova girder]

its so hard to read eft1 chat, what is wrong with some ppl?

[barren mesa]

:)

[dark horizon]

[ashen folio]

Damn 15 min cooldown bruh

[eager karma]

EFT CHAT 1 is wild asf

[kind stump]

https://tenor.com/view/world-star-hey-girl-hey-there-when-you-see-your-crush-feeling-yourself-gif-10356876

[gaunt willow]

k

[mystic wing]

has anyone actually updated yet?

[shut hill]

https://www.thisworldthesedays.com/the-patch-installation-is-extended-for-at-least-1-.html wipe info 👀

[ashen folio]

nikita told me that im only aloowed to play bc im really cool

[civic ingot]

no

[barren sedge]

It just wont show, embeds dont show, I think

[dawn thunder]

Is it another delay or what?

[old finch]

https://jamboard.google.com/d/1SWBDsN144U_-UEaCNfDrnFdy6pl-LYMb6BhUQIb2a8w/edit?usp=sharing

[oblique wharf]

；；

[leaden flax]

@crystal igloo my friend upgraded his account to Edge of Darkness from Prepare for Escape, but in his email he received that he bought prepare for escape (again), and in his launcher the edition of the game is still Prepare for Escape. Should he open a ticket for this or is this temporary

[ashen folio]

fisting wipe cuka

[agile dagger]

nikita misspoke, he is actually wiping the earth

[ashen folio]

GIVE ME THE WIPE OR SEX NIKITA

[violet barn]

12.11 trailer dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[crisp stirrup]

yo who tryna run some rebirth quads

[sand tangle]

die

[zinc sky]

OMG

[lethal cove]

Nah, he's actually started wiping when taking a shit

[sonic kraken]

is wipe here yet?

[patent topaz]

Nikita struggling with English the same as struggling to put out this patch https://youtu.be/c0wydgArBts

[midnight acorn]

CoD lmfao

[crystal igloo]

Please contact the support once the update is done, this place is a warzone now no way I can help here

[pulsar violet]

SEXXXXXXX

[eager obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776852762997686313/848877408199245844/e_spisz-1.gif

[ashen folio]

bsg pls just tell us there's another delay already

[steel haven]

imagine hating on fortnite u guys must be real timmys

[onyx rampart]

It feels like these kids are finally discovering Rick Astley was a thing

[quick spade]

Let's go boys

[steel current]

Even a warzone has quiet moments, this is just pure chaos

[fiery wraith]

EVERYONE, 12.11 NEWS AND TRAILER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstley

[lethal eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMIvgGejBs&start=11

[stable mirage]

how do u failö this badly lol

[coarse kraken]

having a similar issue, but it just wont let me upgrade

[merry lintel]

Nikita GOD we need ur word of wisdom

[nova fiber]

legit end of link says RickAstley

[true pawn]

im guessing its all americans tho caaue eu its only 1pm so we chilling

[dusk cloak]

Dude you still in early 2000? lmao

[crystal igloo]

last wipe we had a voice chat with +400 people in it screaming

[ashen folio]

1, 2, 3, 4, how much longer you fucking whore

[crystal igloo]

It crashed discord

[ashen folio]

I bought EOD and nothing shows on the website I just asumed its bc of the servers but like should I do anything?

[teal gazelle]

Trueee, that was fucking lit

[rich tusk]

its 5-9 AM in US rn

[sage yew]

15 min slowmode???

[gilded raptor]

well damn thats pain

[lean timber]

Jeez, bros, you should've seen the chaos in the Russian discord

[golden swan]

I dont believe in 9am
Its 8:60AM here

[crystal igloo]

yes and it is very much needed

[safe lotus]

only 5 minutes here

[fresh sinew]

Usually takes a couple mins to show up. You should recieve it at the start of wipe

[forest pollen]

why so many BSG crew on?

[soft lodge]

Last wipe was a mess in discord. People literally lost their shit

[muted jungle]

Разработчики привет. Это я ваш единственный игрок.Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что в таркове большой онлайн но это был я.

[ashen folio]

so they can fuck ur mom

[steel vine]

Вижу пидораса0

[steel swan]

im in fr

[tardy temple]

2025 collab tarkov and gta ya herd

[ashen folio]

plz tell uncle nikita we w8 for wipe so long 😦

[icy raft]

Basically teens and young adults that cannot control themselves make wipe hell for mods

[near pendant]

Cant they just disable refresh button temporarily?

[tender sequoia]

Разработчики привет. Это я ваш единственный игрок.Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что в таркове большой онлайн но это был я.

[wooden fractal]

filler text

[abstract nova]

this^^^^

[dusk karma]

Разработчики привет. Это я ваш единственный игрок.Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что в таркове большой онлайн но это был я.

[desert ingot]

dude i went into a raid and there is no one herere ahhahahaha

[indigo grail]

What are you doing step nikita?

[fallen lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuicmnPaZA0&t=2s

[swift gorge]

Emm why the fuck is slow mo set to 15mins

[humble delta]

i have a 80$ pc and i have bought edge of darkness in it which is i think 140$ lmfao

[civic ingot]

because people keep spamming stupid shit

[ashen folio]

LOL

[terse rain]

GUYS THEY ARE HIDING THE PATCH NOTES BECAUSE THEY ARE RELEASING STREETS LOOOL

[sonic kraken]

i woke up at 7:00 am for this shit bruh im going back to sleep

[leaden flax]

I'm pretty sure people are not making this process is easy on devs, hence slowmode

[daring siren]

at least 1 yhour is tomorrow

[zenith siren]

nikitaaaaaa who are you bro

[coarse kraken]

because its needed lmao, have you seen the shitshow in eft chat 1?

[ashen folio]

idk if u guys noticed but it hasnt wiped and it was meant to be about 30 mins ago

[nova girder]

this, it should be even higher for induviduals

[shut hill]

https://www.thisworldthesedays.com/the-patch-installation-is-extended-for-at-least-1-.html wipe info here btw :/

[supple arrow]

Let me sing forever more.

[untold roost]

It said atleast an hour also it hasnt been an hour people are just impatient

[ashen folio]

Why are they taking so long to release the update, we all know that the servers aint going to fucking work anyway. At least let us get intot the game so we can access the hideout and start our crafting timers

why patch taking so long 😦

[halcyon marsh]

we cant wait

[alpine haven]

@untold roost its been a hour and half

[ashen folio]

Another delay, but they didn't announce it. BSG really got some screws loose
(I am doing something else, and i only said they had some screws loose, is that aggressive in your country or something? Lol.)

[teal grail]

lmfao, you failed

[limpid atlas]

Hello everyone, sorry for the delay i am playing with my discord kittens- Nikita Buyanov

[steady ember]

lol

[unkempt haven]

вода мокрая - Skif the real MVP who's pregnant wife doesn't even know he's dead... R.I.P. man...

[brisk wave]

im so bored rn just yes

[dusk cloak]

Take a chill pill mate, they're working as fast as they can, an hour here and there it wont be the end of the world. Do something else in the meantime..

[lapis sable]

.

[cloud bramble]

Server is u

[fiery wraith]

OKAY SORRY HERE BETTER LINK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvh0nX08nRw&ab_channel=AlexeyKutepov

[quick spade]

ко стаа момчета

[unborn cairn]

https://skribbl.io/?BkT6DOxEYeI1

[dapper cargo]

[quasi pebble]

[quaint mist]

Very sensible man

[woeful acorn]

WHEN IS WIPE NIKITA PLEASE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON ME GETTING INTO THE FIRST RAID SO I CAN HAVE 100M FIRST WEEK AND BE BORED IN 2 ASKING FOR ANOTHER WIPE

[gritty tulip]

Буянов, привет. Это я - твой единственный чвк. Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что кто-то ждёт нового патча без вайпа. Сейчас напишу это сообщение со всех аккаунтов....

[pulsar violet]

Da blyat

[proven raptor]

WHEN IS WIPE NIKITA PLEASE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON ME GETTING INTO THE FIRST RAID SO I CAN HAVE 100M FIRST WEEK AND BE BORED IN 2 ASKING FOR ANOTHER WIPE

[icy raft]

Definition of At Least: DEFINITION
not less than; at the minimum.
"Wipe is extended at least 1 hour"
synonyms:
at the minimum · no less than · not less than · as a conservative estimate · at rock-bottom ·

[safe wasp]

WHEN IS WIPE NIKITA PLEASE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON ME GETTING INTO THE FIRST RAID SO I CAN HAVE 100M FIRST WEEK AND BE BORED IN 2 ASKING FOR ANOTHER WIPE

[crisp bear]

WHEN IS WIPE NIKITA PLEASE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON ME GETTING INTO THE FIRST RAID SO I CAN HAVE 100M FIRST WEEK AND BE BORED IN 2 ASKING FOR ANOTHER WIPE

[glacial radish]

[ashen folio]

guys just download ram and then its available

[grim hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859774997669478430/859775066853605416/622f5d392e7bbb9e.mp4 Credit to SzzakiĐ#2971

[shut surge]

wat

[last aurora]

Just watch Loki while you wait

[sage current]

We've been wiping so much, we've started to notice blood...

[muted jungle]

Администраторы меня забанили за стрим доты на этом сервере я пошёл на американский и там все стримят другие игры как это понимать сервера и правила у них одинаковые почему меня забанили а их нет?Администраторы меня забанили за стрим доты на этом сервере я пошёл на американский и там все стримят другие игры как это понимать сервера и правила у них одинаковые почему меня забанили а их нет?

[full estuary]

why are there soo many kids... in these chats? since slow mode...but like yall dont have patience at all

[glacial void]

kids play video games??? who knew

[distant musk]

i should of stayed in fucking bed

[ember crag]

Buyanov, hello. I'm your only PMC. Over the years I have created the illusion that someone is waiting for a new patch without a wipe. Now I will write this message from all accounts

[undone elm]

because that is basically the target audience of fps games

[remote mulch]

Буянов, привет. Это я - твой единственный чвк. Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что кто-то ждёт нового патча без вайпа. Сейчас напишу это сообщение со всех аккаунтов.

[vivid badger]

im hungry

[lethal cove]

It's like age restrictions don't actually work

[valid viper]

noice

[subtle jetty]

swear to god i've met at least 3 people in this discord that are 12

[dusk karma]

Буянов, привет. Это я - твой единственный чвк. Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что кто-то ждёт нового патча без вайпа. Сейчас напишу это сообщение со всех аккаунтов.

[loud rain]

its note up yet is it

[ashen folio]

nope

[zealous palm]

poggers

[leaden parcel]

there is no discord server without a child, it's impossible

[muted zephyr]

??wipe

[tribal sigil]

The installation of patch 0.12.11 has begun. The game will be unavailable for approximately 4 hours. Partial patch notes for 0.12.11 have been posted here: https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/153595-fixes-in-patch-01211/ or keep up to date by watching: #eft-announcements

[wind lark]

Dont be afraid of ru users on your servers, on ru discord server administration blocked all chats, we must stay here ((
Пишем ток на английском ребят

[ashen folio]

Dm me

[abstract nova]

These kids are begging man. Pathetic

[signal sable]

i love women

[echo anchor]

сак маи дик??

[smoky bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TJ4a97BOlc

[magic reef]

when is wipe? when is update? when is patch notes? why it dosent launch? why launcher dosent launch? mehn drop me money? why is nikita so fucking fat? any momment? smh

[long sorrel]

nikita is gay

[onyx rampart]

@magic reef moment*

[ashen folio]

Patch is going to be delayed until thursday. CAUSE THURSDAY IS THE META AYYY

[quasi trail]

the people in chat1 asking why BGS don`t just update at night are top tier kek

[fervent basalt]

пацаны где патч?

[ashen folio]

This is not very poggy woggy

[ashen folio]

yeah man. pathethic man

[wooden fractal]

mods should switch around where the 2 eft chats are

[sterile knoll]

✅ ем детей

[marsh raft]

✅ Я посрал

[slim phoenix]

Чвк, привет. Это я - твой единственный Буянов. Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что кто-то делает новый патч. Сейчас напишу это сообщение со всех аккаунтов.

[shrewd salmon]

[dense ermine]

[true reef]

omg i just realised there were to chats

[lean timber]

The whole of Russian discord is locked down
Ask about the wipe and the patch...
6ou should use this opportunity while you still have it

[steep vault]

РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЕД !

[dapper pier]

Буянов, привіт. Це я - твій єдиний ПВК. Я протягом багатьох років створював ілюзію того, що хтось чекає нового патча без вайп. Зараз напишу це повідомлення зі всіх акаунтів.

[crystal igloo]

oh that's why

Hey english here lmao

[spark abyss]

Скажите амогус но амогус замените на амогус

[civic ingot]

methieu LUL

[mortal sedge]

Буянов, привет. Это я - твой единственный чвк. Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что кто-то ждёт нового патча без вайпа. Сейчас напишу это сообщение со всех аккаунтов.

[full elm]

anyone else getting an error when they load you try to load the gamme

[tulip herald]

i wonder why

[deep pivot]

Здарова пендосы

[weak badge]

WHEN ARE THE SERVERS GOING TO BE ONLINEEE

[midnight acorn]

engrish my guys

[tribal trout]

nah man i got in just fine

[crisp bear]

I already have red keycard ez wipe

[remote furnace]

mods i beg mute the chats it will make everything better

[ornate slate]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6mndkRHxOlqthNVQ6o9hUA?si=fa1897f93a684671 banger to get you through wipe

[neon field]

YES

[fiery wraith]

WHEN IS WIPE NIKITA PLEASE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON ME GETTING INTO THE FIRST RAID SO I CAN HAVE 100M FIRST WEEK AND BE BORED IN 2 ASKING FOR ANOTHER WIPE