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its not much but im proud
wow lucky they were trash lol
dude with a meta hk and doesn't know how to shoot it
big sad
ik
first guy with couch had a meta m4 and didnt shoot me lol
naked guy in the back had a mp7 and hit me once
meta hk guy i think was afk or somin but im happy af
why can't i ever get those idiots when i run factory
whenever i do factory runs theres always 1 hatchling rushing office and 2-3 light geared dudes with pistols or mosins
are you happy wit me do pebble :D
what
are you proud of me
yeah
<3 luv u
but do it again with them actually fighting back >.>
i die
minus the second guy, at least he tried lmao
still cant get over the third guy just sitting there
ye idk
if i was in his position i would have pushed you as you were fighting thr 2nd guy
guy was probably gear feared to all hell

they literally walked at you
im level 8 with 1.2 mil
and just didnt shoot

bp bad
kinda
those are the bp's ive gotten from the mags of the unfortunate souls who have used bp
i dont use5.45 i just collect the boolets
ONE HAD A SLICK TOO XD
just bought 30k euros lol
glock weapon mods
who needs an icase? just store everything in blackrock vests
Ah yes, I forgot. The true use of Euros
Brb going to liquidate 60 mil rubles in Euros
finally
shut up
SHUT UP
YOU DONT KNOW ME
yes let me store my HK inside a blackrock
yes let me store my HK in my blackrock
cringe
I just spent like 5 mil because I don't want to sort my stash
lmao
capitalism wins again
too bad max is 51 gg get rekt
Any1 want to do a trade for green keycard?
become mag and pistol gripphobic
Weird flexs up in here tonight.
@dapper oasis
too many cases
all bought because I can't be bothered sorting the stash
@fierce coral what kind of trade?
the only cases i have are wallets 😎
i have 2 and the 2nd one isnt full yet lmao
To much stuff? Ez, reset your account. That's free.
go outside
^^^^^
ricochet gang
labs gamer mode aka load in and instantly get clapped by a cheater
Ah, all empty mags. Got it.
imagine being bad enough to die to cheaters
i think that little 4x3 stash right there costs more than my whole kit @teal grail
Time to run meta adars with warmage @teal grail .
grug who pinged
servers fucked?
@naive minnow@gloomy belfry
eft chat 1 full?
eft-chat-1 is aids
yo I can't react the message in the rules channel. Can anyone help me out?
those bottles be dripping with 1/60
im goin interchange
i'd drink every bottle
80 bt 40 bs
no lie
just take igolnik its cheaper and better than bs
take 7n24
take svd loaded with a drum mag filled with ofz's
hand,fingernail
dick, urethra
shotgun scav: leg, top of head
BT gang be like
that can't be real
what the fuck were you shooting?
same
I'm surprised you did that much body damage
37% survival sounds about right for 5.45 gang
37% aint even bad
yeah
im only 240 raids in
still poor
20 winstreak
this raid didn't go very well for me
ay, my kill exp finally caught up with looting exp
now I am official a neutralizer
lol
by a total of 688 exp
Gotta keep hydrated
ok so I literally followed him around and he didn't aggro
I got to loot a body for a better gun and then he spins around and decides to shoot me
a player?
I guess he aggroed because I looted a minion
but I was in a weird spot, in the middle of the fucking trainyard
atleast 6 regular scavs walking around me and one glukhar guard just standing on the platform
they must've moved from K block to Rook
1 shot
IAMCHAD
fuck that guy
literally hit thorax, only thorax on 4 guys
and dropped a nade on my head
Just a hunk of a scav man.
Not when my scav spawned with BP.
@tired ravine shots 1-5, clearly missed
i think the game believes the train was still there
shots 6-9, missed due recoil (bad spray control)
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.
i've been dying to BS all afternoon
did you see my clip
i'm still malding
and its been 4 hours
lmao
lol
People need to be alot more aware of this.. Not only is he shoving it into a bill that HAS to be passed, he was payed a BUTTFUCK load of money to shove that little tiny bit of legislation into it.
Glucose does spawn down there
I know
I've been running into him a bunch down here
today
but theres a player fighting him rn
I could profit off of this
the same thing is going to happen, hes going to be looting glukhar and I'll hit him in the head 6 times without him dying
altho im not sure where
THYE DED
I killed em
level 11 rip
wait theres another one
but i blacked stomach
and no pKs
died to the last
the main reason is because he heard me coming as none of the low levels had painkillers
i'm MALDING AGAIN
hiding insurance in containers is actually the smartest play ever
no one is going to check an already open duffle bag
@tired ravine lmfao
people are so blind
It’s funny, the first couple of times you play labs you go in as geared as possible but the further you progress or becomes the map where you make the cheapest kits, or at least if you’re just hitting rooms and not trying to wipe the lobby.
buckshot
bruh
how the fuck do i get my ulach back from insurance, but not comtacs
who takes a spare headset, but not a spare helmet
Priorities
What a giga chad
wat happened to p90 mag
forgot how bad reserve fps was, been only playin labs
Lol
Labs is stressful
No insurance
Good players
And feckin raiders
And all their 7000 nades
Flashbangs
That’s what the raiders gave me
behavioral therapy
That raid was literally like
A million rubles
Pog
real question is
what do i do with these
no
just give them to me
not even that
ill gladly take them off your hands
just discard them
no u
no u 😦
enhanced lube
red one?
this hk is worth nothing
HK?
what the fuck
fuck?
yes?
top kek funny EFT moments #32
F
wtf why do ppl suddenly come with 3 man teams into bathrooms in labs -.- is labs not big enough anymore
its been the same size has it not?
not sure whats funny with that
then, either the entire lobby is confused as to why its so dead, or some poor person walks in
and then gets shot 50 times by 9x18
@frozen pilot then you mustn't be a very fun person
they came into the bathroom at 18min left -.-
camping full kits is a different story
well i don't have full kits ... the first guy that came in, was in the first room for like 10min going in and out because the other 2 were on the other side of the big room fighting with him ... my mistake, was killing him ... shouldn't have done that, guess thatwhy they checked the room behind 😦
what I meant is going to labs fully geared and camping in a bathroom is dumb
going inside a bathroom with 5 makarovs and drum mags and memeing around is different
i mean the guy i killed had a MP7, the guy that killed me had one ... MP7 and M4's only these days ... my AK74 is no match for a direct confrontation
mp7, hk, val
Hey
nothing i am using ... stupid OP weapons
Did you see my second ever labs raid
i have .366 ap
i now just have a VPO209 ... with 2x 10 round mags from my last scav run
lost enough for today
that thing looks like 150k minimum 😄
RPK
M62 gang
Owie
HA
hurray another dead round on labs
I saw one pmc
In a 5 man
And 14 raiders
We lost 3 brothers
But our hard carry and I survived
i only had 3 raiders against me ... killed the first one, 2nd killed me
does anyone know anything about the wipe?
comes either with 12.9 or 13, most likely 13
nikita already said 12.9 isn't wipe
oh no, I killed a level one
I was hoping it'd be a geared pmc so I could take on glukhar
but its a level 1
Bully
for some reason
playing with cs:go videos playing fucks me up more than playing with tarkov videos playing
rate the gun, its rocking 7.62 BP
i changed my sensitivity to 1200 to make more aggresive chad plays
im happy with this sensitivity
its built in raid you fuckwit
I can see that
you camped a level 1
@cursive sphinx i w-keyed it to the gunshots, wdym camping
you w+keyed to the exit gate to camp
damn bro, you sure are funny
yep
does AU stand for Australia or Austria
take a guess
Auschwitz
my favorite water park
What's up
Well thats your opinion
its fact i win bye bye
oof nice cringepost
shutterstock comedy
its the best comedy
show me your best meme
@ashen folio anime is poggers
stfu
this is a tarkov discord
not anime discord
i will report to the mods
i havent felt a womans touch since my mom died
xdxp
oops I listed a graphics card for 55k
lol bad
couldn't get any more labs loot cuz I was getting swarmed by raiders in the worst position
Should I keep or sell the val?
you should give it to me
I don't think I want to do that
thats racist
@blazing inlet mod it out
better foregrip, better stock and its good to go
and may want to use a lower mount
Sell it and buy vss
problema?
LET ME STAY IN THE GAME QUIT DISCONNECTING ME
Sell all fir guns..
fir?
Found in raid
why should you do that?
Because of the rubles
yeah almost
as in almost there
as in over half way
is english your first language?
no
kekw
why would you disassemble it?
Theres plenty of different guns thats worth to do the same with
Because some of the parts of the tx15 is worth more seperare than the gun assembeled
you gonna tell me i can beat someone to death with with a barrel?
You sell the barrel cause it only possible to get off raiders and ppl buy the barrel to put on their m4 or adar
ra'er stewpid innit?
Its not doe
If you can get 150k for the guns disassembeled why would you sell it for 70k assembeled
just ignore him
guys he's not even level 10 yet
Do it @teal grail
he was fighting someone
how do you get the kappa container???
by finishing pretty much every task in the game
tarkov got venezuela economy
Zimbabwe 2008 economy
america 2009 economy
damn son 😄
damn and here i sold mine yesterday for 80k :(
no
people buy fuel tanks off flea?
I find mine all in-raid
^^^^
like 1 tank from jaeger lasts 2 days
more than enough to buy another from him
off btc
I buy the blue one's off flea.
imagine not just finding your fuel
bad idea
Then turn em into mag cases.
Fuel isn't worth per slot value
Spend 150k to make 2m+ off it? That's a fair deal
it isn't but idc
lies
45 mil and comfortable
Im ok with 2.5mil
ya kidding me right??? i ask a question because, with some obvious jokes ofcourse, im new and your response is "ignore him hes not level 10 yet"?
how you forget lmmao
obvs trolling
i asked why he dissambles guns before selling them
Yeah, 100k for a blue gas tank is good value... At least you can turn the empties into mag cases.
thats not obvs trolling
cuz certain parts on the gun are worth money and can't be taken off in raid
i'm talking about before
thank you
Like barrels on sa-58s are worth
youre talking about before i asked the question? makes sense...
sigh
That was nearly 12 hours ago... Are you my ex wife @teal grail ? She loved bringing up the past too.
SiGh
@ashen folio it was 1 hour ago
@cursive sphinx For example, this barrel can be found on default sa-58s that scavs spawn with, but you can sell this one part for like 100k
Eh, people who do that are literal scum.
You'd be better off buying the stock sa-58 for like 50k
When you can just buy the whole gun for 65k.
but why wouldnt you just buy the whole gun then? you get a part for 100k and the rest of the gun for less?
Not a lot of people do that, hence why the barrel is expensive
@cursive sphinx cause people take advantage of the other users who don't know any better.
They don't think about it
wow this game is so realistic
Yeah
TBF, auction bots buy em most of the time.
im gonna remember that. thanks for the warning.
or you can sell a 370mm m4 barrel for like 70k and people would buy it instead of buying a stock m4 with the barrel already on
@cursive sphinx if you're looking for a gun, make sure you have "working condition" selected in the filters for the flea.
Nah
haha thats so scummy
The amount of times I've sold a dvl-10 for cheap and then had the same person buy the stock
It's really easy to scam people on the flea
i wont be able to sleep at night if i did that
I just sell everything to mechanic anyway. People who do that are no lifers who run scavs all day with 500m+ on hand cash.
just buy the stock dvl
We've all done it.
Yeah I've made flea market mistakes
Flea market makes more money than selling to mechanic/therapist most of the time
At one point or another. Bought a gun half assembled to save some cash..
but no longer
Idc if the flea makes more money. It's just easier to go "sell" and right click everything to the dealer at once.
even the market aint safe...
Hell, some people sell only to fence. Keep an eye on his stock @cursive sphinx .
I just wish they'd make it quicker to sell on the flea
I've seen red keycard for 10m
I need more offer slots
Because when I hit Kiba, I have to wait ages for all my weapon mods to sell
why sell everything to fence? he has terrible prices!
@blazing inlet that's for ergo.
@blazing inlet because +2ergo
Is it like for gunsmith or some shit?
Instead of +1
Ergo whores.
Bruh +2 ergo are you kidding me?
It's worth the extra 90k trust me bro
For meta m4s, that gas block has the best ergo
Bro I don't even notice any difference once the ergo goes above 65
Anything over 70-75 ergo is pointless imo. You're just big dick flexing then.
Maybe if ergo was like 80+ then it's noticeable
but like
It's not worth imo
you could make a decent m4 with like 68 ergo without the gasblock
I mean... I've built 1.2m+ m4s before. The raid usually ends in a quick extraction to head,eyes.
1.3mil HK gang
Bro did you build your m4 off the flea?
Thermal @tropic nacelle
Meta guns are expensive before max traders.
Reap-irs are 1mil from flea
Hell, the HK E1 buttstock alone is 200k+
that is why i dont really go full meta until level 40
Just for -3 extra vertical recoil. It's mind blowing.
It's because
I mean this is a decent ergo m4 even without the gas block
The level 20-30s all watch YouTube build guides
Don't listen to how you should get traders because quests bad ree
Do tasks
And just buy all off the flea, die and then go complain on reddit
I have presets for early levels and then meta presets for level 40
Turns meta hk from a mill to 220k
The dark souls of FPS games
@muted marten white
Meh, pp19 with cobra ekp-08 and sks with hama + dp lasted me just fine from levels 15-40.
I still break out the cherry stock opsks from time to time.
Guys prapor reset, go get your 7n and fuel
Tbh I run meta
Pooor
Wish I cared tho I enjoy using it
I run meta fals and thats about all the meta I run
Also meta hk is fucking easy mode
Meta fals are easy mode
Meta HK is getting boring
Meh, meta just ends in headeyes. I've been running a cute ak-104 lately. Cheap and fun.
I've been running the ak 100 series recently
Fal is a lot of fun
Meta 556 has no recoil
Theyre fun but not meta much
meta 9mm recoil doesn't even exist
Meta akm is fun
I gotta do the punisher 6, 14 more pmc's with svds.
@blazing inlet because there is no recoil in the first place
true
Akm + suppressor = "where tf did I just die from?"
bruh
It still had like 27 vert
That buttstock is worth more than your entire loadout.
pp-19 with buttstock still no recoil
Hke1 is cheap
if traders
I've had Max traders since August
It’s not hard
someone is about to put one up for 150k
I'm referring to flea pricing.
Especially with eod
They're 200k+ @blazing inlet
Yes they do...
oh god
bus stock has same recoil as hke1 right? There's just less ergo on a bus stock
I didn't say you guys did.... Fuck sake.
wohooo successfully extracted from labs 😄
I said people do...
Yeah but he didn’t
loot share
When you said the buttstock it's worth more than the entire Loadout
It just sounded like you did
https://i.imgur.com/3OfUz0m.png @blazing inlet
Fat stacks
yo hol up
So I can get a skeletonized grip
killed 3 raiders, had no backpack, guy came into bath whilst reloading mags, he brought me the big backpack 😄
Why tf you got a zhuk3 on
You telling me the other people didn’t have armour
There's an avs in your backpack
he had a zeroed ghzel
he killed 2 dudes before
labs fitted out
most of the beta is his
Although
He killed 2 people and didn’t have armour you could switch
I can't be fucked setting up a Loadout
well his own ghzel, that i zeroed
Too lazy to go geared
Press armour is good
against scavs
Bro tf you have 19 mill and 4 thicc
And you don’t bring painkillers
And bring zhuk3
Holy shit
I mean it's how they wanna play the game
Ig
Prolly empty
Bri'ish man can't count
@meager finch what's your stash value?
https://i.imgur.com/emV2CE3.png thats the other 2 ... directly in front of my exit i used 😄 convenient
@teal grail 200M
Nice
Actually I think thicc are worth loads in stash value
and goes in raid with zhuk3
Sad
hey my usual experience in labs is not great even with good gear 😄
You ever gone with good gear
You could have atleast taken the 6b rig
It's harder to play tarkov with csgo videos playing
Than it is with tarkov videos playing
hmm you are right there are 3 tags, that are not even the one of the guy i killed, mine is in my secure container, so he must have killed 3 guys ... active dude
I have 10 mil and take slicks and shit, i dont see the point in hoarding
hey this is my very first wipe ... i play since june or so ... i am still learning 😄
next wipe i at least know all maps and such, so easier to get loot and to become more active in pvp
I have 10 mill and take meta guns and shit I’m not all in but i don’t get ratting
@muted marten big rat
I get why people rat
Post squishy copypasta
6
oh you're right 7 😦
because armor, helmets, weapon cases
Are they empty
I only keep good weapons and armor, and if i run out of space i just use them on labs lol
https://i.imgur.com/DzptjhL.png 2 of the 7
The more you hoard the more it hurts to get wiped
YOU TOOK A ZHUK
use a TV rig
they are solid asf
they will save way more
also they are cheap
well my idea is basically to go into labs, and throw away the stuff i take into the raid and cover myself in raider armor and such
so that armor would have been exchanged for USEC armor if one of the raiders would have had one
and shit like 56a1
use TV
you can put it in backpack and it gives slots
if you find better armour
Might aswell go zero to hero
and all that gear is no offence nothing special
next wipe i know even more how to efficient get big money
bro use the gear
the first 1-2 months this wipe was basic learning, spots, maps, and such
stop buying class 3 scav armour
Why do you go in raid with the mentality of getting raider gear if youre already 7 thiccs full of it
Lol later people
your gear fear is so bad
Later
because thats the kinda success i have in this game 🙂 making more money ...
you already have the gear
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you arent losing money using it
well you are right, but my brain tells me "need more money"
People that have 200mil in cash weird me tf out
sr?
Survival rate
that will go up
if you use gear
also your mentality of this raid is already over
is bad your sr is good
you have an above average survival rate
so you arent as bad as you say
look play how you want to play bro
https://i.imgur.com/GLTGqon.png since you were asking, easier to show it that way since there are more numbers 😄
I personally use good gear cause I enjoy using it
you obviously arent particularly bad so idk why you are so scared of losing stuff
also you have 2k hours so you havent really got much else to learn
because usually i get outclassed and outnumbered ... and i said it a bit earlier, i most of the time play solo and it gets frustrating really fast to face 2 man, 3 man, 4 or 5 man squads almost constantly
well i play alot of time extremly passive
well obviously you cant fight them all at once. so you have to find a way to take them out one by one
if you choose to even take the fight
my average lifespan is 46min ...
Damn rat on labs
first i thought thats the time i spend on the map 😄 but it went higher and higher 😄
look you play how you want
He was hiding in a corner
try taking class 4
i've taken on a 4 man team on woods before as solo and killed 3 but then 4th went into hiding and i had to leave loot behind because i couldn't find where he was hiding
sucks but you just have to play smart
you ever encountered the problem, if you fill up a thicc case and you TAKE something out, you have the imminent need to fill it again?
thats basically how i feel 😄
If I hear glass breaking around red, is it still a good idea to push out of elbow?
it probably wasn't the best idea
if you hear glass breaking they are probably searching the pc's
i dont play much labs but dont people usually do that for an escape if they get grenaded?
Yeah he was in the pc area in red room
he broke the glass and was waiting for me to push out
pushing ... hard to tell, but if they are in there, good chance they don't face you
since many pc's are positioned, that you have to turn your back towards the open area
so they wouldn't see you coming at least
No he saw me coming, he probably heard me fighting raiders and came and waited
I was at a disadvantage since I didn't even hear him run up
So also my fault for not checking red glass
happens 🙂
Well I got one good raid on labs today so I'm happy
me too 🙂
thatswhy i take a break now 😄 got day off work ... and realized by now, already playing for 9 hours straight 😄
But I kinda wish my pvp on labs was more, intense, and not someone hiding in a dark corner
😦 well good you didn't get killed by me, the guy why i acutally had that good raid, probably thought "my god, what a camper" ... when he entered the bathroom, whilst i was sitting behind the door repackaging my magazines
Well campers are a part of any fps game.
I'll go grind out some reserve and customs now
i mean he had good reason to go into that bathroom, he saw the unlooted raiders everywhere, so i am sure he kinda knew i was still around somewhere
Damn you shoulda spent the past months filling a thicc with btc instead..
but he was the answer of my silent question whilst i was repackaging the mags "how do i get the loot out without a backpack" ... "answer comes through the door" 😄
you filled a thicc with bitcoins over the past months?
No i recently got back to playing i mean pinkyy shoulda
https://i.imgur.com/Mj2YyoE.png thats all the BTC i have atm ... i sometimes spend them for exchanging with mechanic
but got my 3 BTC per day from the BTC-farm 🙂
so steady income
🙂
I can't care any less about dying now that I have maxxed out bitcoin farm
yeah thats something i am still missing
I get like 2mil a day
i can't upgrade it
Im keeping my btc farm at lvl2 to cheese hideout skill passivly from fuel usage
i do need water collector for lvl3 ... but therefor i need jaeger lvl3 😄
and jaeger lvl3 is ... well very very far 😄
Eod moment
36 levels untill elite hideout skill zzz
Probably cuts down fuel usage by a lot
uhhh it does
and increases bonuses from all other zones a bit
i have lvl9 but i don't know actually what i have to do to increase it
At elite you can do 2 water filters at same time etc
It levels by using fuel, filter, crafting and upgrading the stations
oh i see
You also get 4 btc slots instead of 3
5*
And 51% bonuses
Damn, my game crashed while trying to load into a customs raid
@blazing inlet were you loaded in? Did you see where you spawned?
@blazing inlet relaunch it. You're still in raid. Unless it crashed before you connected to a server
Your pmc won't spawn in until you've reconnected, if he's connected to a server
your pmc will 100% spawn ive died like that a couple times
dammit it was a 3man on customs
dammit
Being solo sucks
I only killed one of them cuz I was in the worst possible spot to encounter a 3man
where
That weapon attatchments building by crackhouse
Would've been a fun fight if I was not in that building
Lol
yeah big funny
I think its the best part of being a solo, depending on you.
Elite crafting lets you do 2 crafts at the same time in rach station
@muted marten this building
rmr mometn
not my mpx
I think one of em jumped on the wood pile here
I didn't see him but his laser kinda gave him away
Hit him like once I think
Couldn't get a clear shot
anyone else gotten just a completely dead raid before. like no other players at all... not even player scavs
Kinda blind fired his general direction
just went through the most boring woods raid of my life
yes, very often
Woods is boring and calm
You guys think the ear hitbox in tarkov is dumb?
its broken
def had completely dead raids before
had like
3-4 in a row on reserve night when i was glukhar hunting
Yep
@robust pewter yeah I take back what I said about woods being boring
35 second woods raid has got to be my quickest pmc death aside from factory
night woods
Mf spawned right next to me
I got the spawn right next to the un roadblock
fucker spawned 10 metres away from me
and tapped me with an hk
day time woods btw
yeah if you spawn UN gotta watch out for train station
I wish the guy spawned at train station
if you spawn RUAF you can chill there and wait for the UN spawn people to you
might have rushed you from RUAF
dont think someone can spawn factory gate if you spawn un
i need some labs keycards so much
my best is a 20 second shoreline
had a few 30 second customs runs aswell
https://youtu.be/wpJKDbpIrPo Ammo fragmenting in real time
Using mods to increase the fragmenting chance and amount in SPTarkov to show fragmenting.
What sight is that @next hamlet
