eft-chat-2

[fierce nymph]

I looked at Chat 1 and now I have cancer

[haughty lagoon]

@rain lintel That's what I assumed but even that seems unlikely as when I logged in just now I got an email that somebody logged in to my account but I never got any other email before this (saying somebody logged into my account or I was suspended).

[lime wing]

@round python tiny bits of lore, but it's going to be expanded upon

[swift quail]

is there any lore to tarkov?
@round python not yet

[dark maple]

Yea jackson

[tired jetty]

wip

gib wip

[dark maple]

The lore just aint fully fleshed out yet

[fallow thorn]

@round python 2 books and few videos

[barren flower]

gib wip

[tired jetty]

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ GIB WIPE ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

[zenith orbit]

gib wipe

[broken lava]

There is lore actually

[round python]

@haughty lagoon i would change ur pw and sec details. like someone mentioned. might be an account highjack or etc

[pine fjord]

whats wip ?

[amber pilot]

is there any lore to tarkov?
@round python RAID series on youtube 3 episodes

[broken lava]

Not quite a lot

[dusk parcel]

Yeah oh lord it's gotten so bad the word lost it's meaning

[broken lava]

But there is

[tired jetty]

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ GIB WIPE ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

[thin bone]

Idk y i got kicked lmao i said no wipe lets not fucking go lmao

[flat thorn]

This chat is much calmer

[mortal shadow]

eft chat1 is a mess

[flat thorn]

Nvm

[limber brook]

lol

[ashen folio]

🦀 BSG IS GONE 🦀

[rain lintel]

lol i made a deal with myself that i would be cleaning my room while waiting for the wipe

[humble current]

do not do gib wipe, it is pretty much an instant mute

[rain lintel]

so ive been getting a lot of cleaning done so far

[ashen folio]

🦀 BSG IS GONE 🦀

[mild wave]

Do we have any approximation of when the installation is done? I just got on.

[feral compass]

after a minute in chat 1 wipe doesnt even sound like a word now

[zenith trench]

bloody chaotic up there wow

[humble current]

how did that go

[wanton pine]

gib wip?

[haughty lagoon]

@round python whats funny is because they suspended my account I cant even edit my security settings (including pw)

[vague thorn]

.

[fierce nymph]

the letters lose all meaning

[tiny birch]

its so bad

[dark maple]

between 5 and 0 hours ago @mild wave

[rain lintel]

@mild wave nothing. but i mean bsg being bsg. id be suprised if we get to play much today anyway

[tiny birch]

^

[balmy quest]

has it pushed through for anyone?

[fervent radish]

whens this shit gonna load

[fierce nymph]

bleep bloop server says no

[humble current]

alright off to shower, it better wipe while im gone if not i will sit calmly and wait for the wipe.

[round python]

they lied about tarkov being live in eft chat 1 😢

[ocean briar]

how long is the wipe taking them to put on as of now?

[tired jetty]

WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE

[rain lintel]

once the servers ARE UP. they will almost imediatly go back down again from the load of this stampeeding horde. so its not like we will get to play anyway.

[feral compass]

xD

[sage perch]

I will pee on myself if it doesn't wipe in the next hour or so

[tiny birch]

don't listen to chat wait for the annoucement

[fierce nymph]

come poor CDN out there is about to catch fire

[mild wave]

Has anyone here seen the new clothing?

[ashen folio]

chat 1 is a clusterfuck

[round python]

just curious, what edition ya got?

[analog zinc]

probably

[rain lintel]

@ocean briar 5 hours and 8 minutes at this point.. @sage perch please make a video for the rest of us to not die from boredom.

[tranquil plume]

nah

[wise quail]

STANDARD

[ashen folio]

anyone know why i cant invite people to the discord?

[fervent parrot]

dm for free kisses

[sturdy tree]

My plan is to hop into an offline raid as quickly as possible and check out the steam audio stuff probably wont be able to do much else

[lethal abyss]

yeah its chill here though, so any hopes for day 1?

[hollow meteor]

guys im on 0.13 already

[tiny birch]

nope

[fierce nymph]

top wipe strat seems to be doing massive insurance fraud

[warm pendant]

still updating? well im going back to sleep so tired

[violet phoenix]

just lock these chats till wipe

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8&feature=youtu.be

[waxen mason]

Hey does anyone know how to download tarkov faster, I'm getting 1 MB/s where my internet is 100up

[distant scaffold]

oh here are the normala people lmao

[round python]

@sturdy tree thought that was disabled

[last whale]

mocskos cigányok

[frigid sage]

My plan is to hop into an offline raid as quickly as possible and check out the steam audio stuff probably wont be able to do much else
@sturdy tree im so hiped about thatr

[lethal abyss]

My plan is to hope into an offline raid as quickly as possible and check out the steam audio stuff probably wont be able to do much else
@sturdy tree yeah that is a good idea

[ripe garnet]

dude when is dumb shit gonna start up omfg

[tiny birch]

they could do layered release and release only for some place at a time

[dark maple]

I amvery very angry now at BSG

[rain lintel]

remember that steam audio is off by default. so you will have to enable it

[frigid sage]

for the current audio did u guys have windows spatial sound on or off?

[fierce nymph]

@sturdy tree that's a real good idea, thanks mang

[sturdy tree]

@round python I belive you have to enable it in options by the look of the patch notes, it just off as a default setting

[lethal abyss]

i cant send messages for some reason, is there a time cap on how much you can send in chat?

[whole kiln]

nikita dujdee where iS the WIPE i whait 5,10 h ANd NO wIPE wTF NiKIta DUJDE

[distant shard]

@ripe garnet When your dumb ass shuts up

[fleet pendant]

I want wipe

[astral pagoda]

yes. it is in slow mode

[ashen folio]

Chat 1 is crazy

[abstract girder]

Chat 1 scares me

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8&feature=youtu.be

[vapid swallow]

i cant send messages for some reason, is there a time cap on how much you can send in chat?
@lethal abyss 1 minute

[strange jacinth]

start spamming search for update

[unreal stratus]

chat 1 is mental

[coral isle]

NIKITA WILL NOT DEVIDE US

[granite spoke]

chat 1 s cancer rn

[fierce nymph]

Chat 1 is in full autist reeee more

[ripe garnet]

yo chill dude lmao

[eternal fiber]

[balmy quest]

there are like 20 mods in chat 1 rn

[round python]

@sturdy tree ah, i misread. yeah hope they fix the audio. on reserve u cant tell if the shots are above or under ground

[dark maple]

Nikita said traders were only gonna be at 30% capacity this wipe, with everything beigng able to be found in raid. Yet in the patchie notes I don't see anything about trader inventory rework? Anyone know what's goin on there???

[burnt totem]

ye

[tiny birch]

the form mods are in there now

[ashen folio]

lol i just woke up its like a million toddlers trying to talk to you at once

[carmine solstice]

is update out?

[ashen folio]

Holy shit lol I came to chat two and it's a whole different atmosphere.

[humble shoal]

hey chat 2 is waybetter then 1

[ashen folio]

yeah i was gonna ask why the server has 16 moderators but the horde requires more

chat 1 is a slaughter house

[granite spoke]

like 5 mods having fun in chat 1

[soft rock]

@ashen folio Welcome to the civil waiting room.

[sturdy tree]

Not yet @carmine solstice Hopefully soon™️

[dark maple]

I strongly believe we, as a community, will hold together and remain in good spirit while we endure this uncertain amount of waiting.

[fierce nymph]

Russian Soon

[analog zinc]

bruh where is 12.6

[fresh saffron]

i need to take a break from chat 1

[balmy quest]

nothing on twitter yet

[ashen folio]

I think a russian hour is longer than other hours

[lethal abyss]

Does any one know if BSG still needs voice actors or 3D modelers?

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8&feature=youtu.be

[tiny birch]

they need more mods for wipe days

[ashen folio]

@soft rock Thank you I felt like I was participating in a MW3 lobby

[humble shoal]

to bad you just dont perma mute them that way you know they will never have to be dealt with again lmao

[fleet pendant]

gib us wipe

[granite spoke]

in russia hour wait you you do not wait it

[tired jetty]

WIPE

[fresh saffron]

Hey can anyone give me some pointers on what i should be bringing out on wipe day. (i'm a fairly new player and have Eod)

[ashen folio]

i think within the hour or so it will be up

[tiny birch]

aka wait a day and have more fun

[dusk parcel]

@fresh saffron Worry about not dying and getting your quests and hideout

[rain lintel]

@fresh saffron i mean bringing out goodish gear gives you a leg up on pistolings

[humble shoal]

just bought EOD edition

[round moon]

@fresh saffron just take anything you feel comfortable and dont worry about dying

[mortal shadow]

@fresh saffron eod is so expensive lmao

[fading tiger]

gamers be waiting

[spice zenith]

chat1 is absolute monkaS

[fervent parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sweet-hellyes-pumpit-gif-3532253

[fierce nymph]

@fresh saffron play lots of scav

[ashen folio]

when is it?

[dark maple]

@fresh saffron It depends on who you ask but most likely you won't be running into armored people too often so I'd run the pp19 with a kobra mount and some cheap ammo. It's like 30k with the site, you get full auto 0 recoil with 30 round mags.

[brisk prairie]

Wow this chat is much better

[sturdy tree]

Enjoy yer crown @humble shoal

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8&feature=youtu.be

[tiny birch]

here is a task unmute discord for chat 1 and turn of just @ mentions and see if your headphones blow up

[sage junco]

Everyone please, let's patiently wait.

[mental ivy]

WHERE THE WIPE AT

[severe glade]

-wakes up early for wipe- - wipe isn't done yet-

[formal arrow]

NIKITA IS LIAR

[rain lintel]

@severe glade i mean even if the wipe was done yet. nobody would be playing within 15 minutes of the wipe being done

[humble shoal]

Hell ya @sturdy tree, I figured I should do it before they remove that edition some day and ive played this last wipe on standard and it was worth my money to upgrade from the amount of time and fun ive had so far

[gray thunder]

yeet

[sturdy tree]

Probably wont be able to play much today anyway @severe glade

[fierce nymph]

yeah I'm going to bed, this is going to take hours

[brisk prairie]

Guys begreatful it’s even happening today most people thought it would be Monday

[tiny birch]

DONT DO WHAT I SAID

[round moon]

so how you guys gonna going into this new patch, are you guys gonna rush tasks or are you gonna take ur time?

[mortal shadow]

yo guys if i buy prepare for escape will that lower the amount of money for eod?

[stable mirage]

you guys are not safe here

[barren prairie]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[calm bolt]

im gonna get one tapped by pmm's

[dark maple]

yea

[gray thunder]

t

[ashen folio]

yes

[rain lintel]

i mean traders are more important now with fleamarket nerfs. so im gonna try and level some traders.

[fervent parrot]

@mortal shadow yes

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8

[stable mirage]

You just pay the diffrence between the editions

[lethal abyss]

OH NO RUN

[mild wave]

I'm gonna be a sweaty boy, since there isn't much content I just want to destroy some people

[ashen folio]

woehn is wipoe frend?

[left hawk]

oh dawn

[tiny birch]

we are never safe

[jagged bone]

Its gonna be like 4 hrs lets be honest. Unplaupyable with lag all of today anyways

[gleaming bane]

i

[wise quail]

was dat mean

[sturdy tree]

No really @mortal shadow It will be the same price overall

[lime wing]

why wouldn't you just buy EOD

[fierce nymph]

I'm just gonna play and enjoy

[unreal stratus]

i feel threatened. Will killa come and shoost me?

[mortal shadow]

thx

[gray folio]

F's in chat for 3-5 hr patch

[stark cloak]

they said 3-5 hours. its been longer

[brisk prairie]

@stable mirage don’t let chat 1 come down. Here pls

[dark maple]

@round moon My current plan is to explore interchange, try and learn some of the new loot spawns and mostly search for Salewas. Apparenty they reworked all the static spawns so exploring IC should be fun for a bit.

[humble shoal]

because why would i want to by EOD right away without testing out the game and getting a feel? @lime wing

[ashen folio]

VC is a portal to hell dont go there

[tiny birch]

pls daddy mod

[fervent parrot]

@round moon My current plan is to explore interchange, try and learn some of the new loot spawns and mostly search for Salewas. Apparenty they reworked all the static spawns so exploring IC should be fun for a bit.
@dark maple ssuck my cock

[unreal stratus]

why wouldn't you just buy EOD
@lime wing I bought base, realised i realy enjoyed the game and then upgraded to max tier

[sturdy tree]

Spread the cost a bit @lime wing not everyone can just spend the full amount right away

[lucid pewter]

its peaceful here

[round moon]

@dark maple sounds like a good plan

[mortal shadow]

i dont have the money to spend it all once i am upgrading it slowly

[red jacinth]

this is why when there's an update they really shouldn't put a said time limit on how long patch is going to take.

[fierce nymph]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lethal abyss]

servers up boyssssssss!!!!!!!!!
@fervent radish Lies

[humble current]

game still not there?

[humble shoal]

good thing im the Doom Slayer, thats exactly where i want to go! @ashen folio

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8

[wise quail]

its peaceful in #wiki-chat thats fax

[balmy quest]

is anyones game up yet

[keen saddle]

Moscow servers are up I believe. They are the only ones on the list that have a matching time for me.

[fervent radish]

it actually is peaceful

[dark maple]

Correct eric

[sturdy tree]

Nah not yet

[stable mirage]

It might take a bit longer as they're probably facing issues right now

[fervent parrot]

[bright beacon]

is up

[lucid pewter]

ITS HERE !!!

[ashen folio]

the doom slayer would super shotgun himself in the mouth if he hears more than 20 seconds of chit chat @humble shoal

guys, wipe front to back or back to front?

[humble current]

oh my that is a long slow mode

[formal arrow]

SHIIIIIIIIIT

[odd sparrow]

I just checked for update, updating now

[ashen folio]

LIVE

[granite spoke]

update is out

[ashen folio]

if you switch to moscow servers you can download patch!

[lime wing]

UPDATE AVAILABLE

[left hawk]

Update is live

[warm ether]

check for update

[wanton pine]

gib wip

[novel flume]

its up

[tiny birch]

i don't expect to play on wipe anyway lmao

[unreal stratus]

side to side ofc

[wise quail]

LIVE

[fierce nymph]

itshere erhbeogofdgbnad;gbln

[ashen folio]

LIVE!!!

[humble shoal]

LMAO not for me, im tough as steel against these chit chatters! @ashen folio

[rapid phoenix]

WIPEEE

[fervent parrot]

ITS UP FRhttps://imgur.com/a/gafu9jz

[calm bolt]

POGGERS

[tranquil plume]

rip servers

[bright beacon]

im in bois

[keen saddle]

It's 6:22 AM. I have 3 empty bottles of 5 hour energy next to me. Please, all I want to see is my stash at least.

[round python]

EOD worth it?

[ashen folio]

Now the mods can finally have a break lol

[fiery tinsel]

LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[amber pilot]

LEETS GOOOO POG POG POG POG

[humble current]

ITS HERE @gentle lagoon

[frigid sage]

update is released

[sage junco]

Im actually not going to lie, it is in fact letting us download it. Just be nice and slow to not crash it.

[stuck totem]

THE DOOMSDAY ARRIVED

[tiny birch]

THE PORTAL TO HELL HAS BEEN OPENED MAY THE GOD BLESS US WITH A GOOD WIPE AND THE LAG FUCK US IN THE ASS

[rain lintel]

oh actual update!

[ashen folio]

reeee

[fierce nymph]

gg everyone, see you at the end of each others sights

[lethal abyss]

lads no joke you can download the patch 🙂

[strange thistle]

aaaaaaaa

[gentle lagoon]

@humble current live?

[ashen folio]

so slow to download hahahah

[wraith zinc]

POGGERS

[fervent radish]

POGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[ornate pilot]

update is live no troll

[fervent parrot]

IM GONNA cum o factory so hard

[lucid pewter]

ITS OUT !!

fsafgsfgasgfweag'as

[pine fjord]

now im tired FFS

[amber pilot]

Now the mods can finally have a break lol
@ashen folio FRRRRR
Im actually not going to lie, it is in fact letting us download it. Just be nice and slow to not crash it.
@sage junco Agreeddd

[wise quail]

@gentle lagoon almsot forgot its live

[broken hornet]

hell yes dude

[distant scaffold]

EVERYONE CHECK FOR UPDATES NOW ITS WORKING IM NOT JOKING

[humble current]

YES

[torn ferry]

3-5 russian hours is normally 8-10 normal hours... what changed?! 😮

[main wolf]

WHICH ONE IS THE ENGLISH GUY USEC OR BEAR?

[tiny birch]

good luck mods we love you

[round moon]

@fierce nymph no if ur playing on US servers and im playing on EU servers

[fierce nymph]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8

[exotic garden]

500 kb/sec yaay

[gentle lagoon]

@wise quail ay thanks bruh good luck out there

[ashen folio]

they were on time stfu

[rain lintel]

werent the mods going to make an announcement when the wipe happened. did the mods lie to us?

[round moon]

@main wolf usec is the english speaking one

[spice zenith]

USEC
@main wolf

[tiny birch]

just opened the game holy shit lets see if i can get to my stash

[amber pilot]

WHICH ONE IS THE ENGLISH GUY USEC OR BEAR?
@main wolf USEC

[fervent radish]

They were late by 25 min

[ashen folio]

good luck brothers

[main wolf]

tysmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[humble shoal]

im already launching

[spice zenith]

@rain lintel mods prolly too busy muting people on channel 1 xD

[dawn idol]

OH GOD

[dark maple]

AYY IT HERE

[tranquil plume]

werent they going to add a new map?

[feral compass]

how big the patch?

[lime wing]

300mb

[lost hollow]

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[gentle lagoon]

how big the patch?
@feral compass 312MB

[amber pilot]

just opened the game holy shit lets see if i can get to my stash
@tiny birch IM ALREADY THERE RETARD

[dawn idol]

ITS HAPPENING, MY GAME IS LAUNCHING

[rain lintel]

inb4 servers are crashed

[tiny birch]

@amber pilot SAME JACKASS

[dark maple]

Good luck everyone, stay safe and try to remember that these devs aren't super good at pre-testing but they'll fix all the issues that come up soon enuf if you reee on the subreddit and call Nikita a drunken failure

[amber patrol]

Hey guys is the broken Bear voiceline out this patch?

[dawn idol]

not 5 mins in and servers already crash, epic

[copper zinc]

it fcking crashed :((

[amber pilot]

SAME JACKASS
@tiny birch Yoyoyoyoyo bro disc call? lets see what we can do together homie

[solemn heron]

FENCE is so empty

[fathom mortar]

i wanna see the new clothes for usec and bear can someone show me plz

[tiny birch]

naaaa i solo sorry brother

[lost hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4e-I7_6j8

[ashen folio]

Haha did people already crash the servers

[dark maple]

Why is shroud not streaming this? THought he was obsessed with this game

[grizzled tinsel]

Can you tell me at what level the new usec top is unlocked

[amber pilot]

naaaa i solo sorry brother
@tiny birch all good homie i catch your drift i been tryin to get more into solo

[shrewd igloo]

Anyone down to paly?

[tiny birch]

its more fun on wipe to solo

[rain lintel]

@dark maple he knows the servers are going to be up and down for the next like 5 hours anyway. might as well wait till he gets the all clear

[velvet citrus]

oh shiiit

[mortal shadow]

are you ready kids????

[amber pilot]

its more fun on wipe to solo
@tiny birch Agreed definitely less meta kits to deal with

[dark maple]

We need a new plague, too many people.

[steep jungle]

Is it up boys?

[tiny birch]

also less people to blame when you fuck up

[gentle lagoon]

its up, unpacking rn

[uncut wave]

What do we think after reset guys, USEC or BEAR?

[amber pilot]

Bear always

[lapis quiver]

Is it up?

[lost hollow]

i cant even get on the game too many peeps

[dark maple]

It's about as up as my Grandpa's dick in the morning. I picked USEC @uncut wave. THe US is just superior in all ways.

[versed linden]

If you arent already in the game dont expect to play

[potent hedge]

Koda USEC isn't the US m8

[hard pebble]

Friendly reminder to claim your christmas gift from last wipe!!!

[uncut wave]

USEC or BEAR and why

[tired snow]

bear

[ashen folio]

usec is us what

[exotic garden]

bear russia blyat

[dark maple]

It's Rat God's fault, he's overloading the servers with his massive brain. @potent hedge It's UN which includes US

[tame goblet]

no streets of tarkov?

[gentle lagoon]

Sorry guys

[amber pilot]

no but theres not cultists :)

[potent hedge]

Yeah, which is exactly why it's not the US @dark maple

[exotic garden]

it isnt un but OK

[fathom mortar]

usecs are russian dummy

[tiny birch]

i want cultists so badly

[dark maple]

I picked usec @uncut wave because I can understand their voicelines and I prefer the west when it comes to military. @potent hedge I never said USEC = US, I said I like usec because I like the US which is part of USEC

[potent hedge]

@dark maple Gotcha, sorry about that.

[opaque ore]

so ummm no Kriss Vector this patch?

[exotic garden]

@fathom mortar thats bear and @dark maple usec isnt un?

[gentle lagoon]

I picked BEAR cuz russian sounds cool haha, USEC is nice cuz I can understand but they sound dorky sometimes

[dark maple]

Well I'm confused then, what's USEC

[left sphinx]

finally updates here

[potent hedge]

As far as I know, the game describes it as a multinational corporation

[uncut shard]

Was USEC last wipe all to level 40.

[leaden pike]

is the BEAR with broken english implemented yet btw?

[exotic garden]

USEC
USEC LOG.png

USEC Emblem
United Security (USEC), is a private military company (PMC) and one of the main factions in Escape from Tarkov. USEC is employed by the notorious Terra Group international corporation, vigorously engages in armed clashes, hindering the investigation of Terra Group activities, carried on by local authorities. Moreover, according to intelligence agencies, USEC provides armed cover to illegal work and research of the foreign company.

Background
The USEC private military company was established in 1999 after the merger of two companies: KerniSEC and Safe Sea. In 2004, an agent of Terra Group international holding made contact with USEC, which have consecutively become, essentially, a private army of the holding, with offices all around the world and over 7500 strong of staff. Over the Contract Wars, the offshore-established PMC employed by Terra Group Labs as a security subcontractor was attempting to destroy the evidence of any potentially illicit activity of the employer and protect its property from being captured by BEAR, the PMC hired by the Russian government to investigate the Terra Group operations.

[timber plover]

who's the asshole on customs who killed me immediately with a pistol

[crimson coyote]

me lol get rekt

[ocean briar]

download the patch yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

[tame goblet]

time to run customs with a mosin, paca, and a hardhat lets go

[weak oyster]

Eft chat 1 is still going crazy lol

[dark maple]

So the USEC is just any PMC doesn't specific the origin of them i guess

[tiny birch]

don't forget your yearly gifts

[hard pebble]

game is so overloaded with players u cant even get to main menu kekw

[severe glade]

can't wait to die to a vss chad immediately

[crimson coyote]

not going to clutter my inv with the gifts unnecessarily

[tired snow]

usec are very obviously americans though (as bsg likes to shove down your throat)

[exotic garden]

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/7128-pmc-usec-article-from-the-soldier-magazine/\ read this then

[left pecan]

@muted juniper do u mean the 504 gateway error with the crash?

[fiery tinsel]

already found m3 and mp133

[late shell]

servers dead? cant download patch

[ember zodiac]

so pestley already lvl 3

[exotic garden]

what the fuck how

[solemn heron]

caan someone link me patch notes

[analog zinc]

server poop

[amber pilot]

LMAO

[summer gulch]

did they update customs with this patch or is it the next

[low harness]

lets go best game

[dark maple]

Ok what the hell is with the mods here? We get 3 announcements for A TECHNICAL UPDATE but just one for a WIPE DAY PATCH??

[green jungle]

Just crashes after picking usec or bear

[potent hedge]

@summer gulch 12.7

[naive lintel]

@green jungle try again and again took like 4trys for me

[fair void]

7 mins in que mm

[exotic garden]

is pestily usec or bear?

[rapid dust]

REStart game to get in faster

[green jungle]

@naive lintel okay thanks

[sacred vessel]

Btw this new stuff...i usualy played to rush good loot then chad....when i was "good"..now if i die i lose gamma for selling on flea. People will play this now MORE naked then geared
i dont think this was a good way, but lets see

[lucid pewter]

someone brought out a whole set

[dark maple]

If I were a hatchling I'd be more inclined to bring a gun now to ensure that I get out alive with the items but idk about y'all

[fleet solar]

steam audio so noice

[tacit ruin]

you lose gamma if you die?

[thin bone]

im installing the update question mark? is that normal?

[lucid pewter]

whats gamma ???

[timber plover]

some legend brought out an mp5 and I 1 tapped him in the head lol

[amber wigeon]

a letter in the greek alphabet

[exotic garden]

im loading rip

[wet scaffold]

was the wait that bad?

[tacit ruin]

are the patchnotes anywhere?

[rain lintel]

@sacred vessel well i think more people will carry protection if they have to carry out the stuff alive rather than just lemming rushing for stuff to stick up their gamma

[lucid pewter]

whats gamma @rain lintel

[limpid mantle]

Anyone getting error code 206?

[amber wigeon]

patch notes https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/129049-patch-01267456/

[left sphinx]

game just hangs, its gonna be offline or not working for another couple hours i reckon

[rain lintel]

@lucid pewter the container people who have EOD starts with. it fits a lot of stuff. https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/Secure_containers

[hasty kraken]

Assuming more of you all are also stuck loading?

[vivid cipher]

yes

[ember zodiac]

@hasty kraken Yep

[exotic garden]

yes

[wet scaffold]

i have the patchnotes saved https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/gr2owd/126_prewipe_eventwipe_hype_megathread/

[gentle lagoon]

stuck after BEAR/USEC screen?

[lucid pewter]

oh im a basic

[random violet]

hmm

[inland surge]

guys if you are having error codes try to install the new nvidia driver

[amber wigeon]

gamma its 3x3 instead of alpha with 2x2 or epsilon with 4x2 or kappa with 3x4

[rain lintel]

@hasty kraken well the first times i got a cloudflare error. now im just stuck loading instead 😄 not sure which is worse.

[lethal abyss]

Hey is the KARMA system inplemented? is my question

[mild wave]

no

[hasty kraken]

@rain lintel Haha yeah im praying that i don't get any loading errors. Been loading for about 15 minutes since choosing PMC now..

[ashen folio]

found card just queing to lab

[rain lintel]

well i think if you are stuck on the loading screen you actually sent the error to the server atleast

[wooden cloud]

am i the only player who cannot play the game ?

[distant brook]

yes

[mild wave]

Guys can someone upload new usec/bear clothing? I need to know what to pick

[novel totem]

where are patch notes?

[tacit ruin]

wait.. based on the patch notes, they only changed found in raid status qualifiers and nothing else?

[dark maple]

Yeah just you pal

[safe pendant]

Where streets of tarkov?

[gentle lagoon]

yep you are the only player in the world

am i the only player who cannot play the game ?
@wooden cloud

[candid gust]

@everyone new notes in eft-announcements

[last olive]

i just gotout ofmy first raid

[wooden cloud]

okay thx

[exotic garden]

my first scav has a fal nicee

[tacit ruin]

did that really warrant a wipe?... lol

[round python]

mbn

[tawny wraith]

bruh who tf keeps using the name tractor

[dark maple]

@round moon Not seeing the pp19 at level 1 traders anymore..

[gentle lagoon]

gonna try and restart my game

[round moon]

@dark maple time to try something then i guess

[rain lintel]

@dark maple it was always a ll2 wasnt it?

[exotic garden]

i got in but forgot quests now have to wait again rip

[hot raft]

[ashen folio]

No what. I killed 3 people got their gear and got to the extraction and now I have a black screen

[tawny wraith]

they wiped the game bc everyone was getting tired of it

[coral stirrup]

:loading:

[rain lintel]

@ashen folio the servers are trying to get the data of the stuff you got. but they are completely fucked atm. just keep waiting maybe?

[exotic garden]

customs time

[round moon]

wipes first raid and wipes first Reshala, sadly i died after killing him and two bodyguards

[amber pilot]

@dark maple it was always a ll2 wasnt it?
@rain lintel no 5 tplugs for a PP-19 on prapor unless he means the kedr then thats like lvl 2-3 prapor

[rain lintel]

well i guess it makes sense they changed tradeups.

[hasty kraken]

LOADING ◌LOADING ◌LOADING ◌LOADING ◌

[amber patrol]

First game and already a cheater running mach 12

[round moon]

if anybody here on EU servers playing has a raid tag 8IP6 there is REshalas body in three story dorms

[hoary rain]

who likes the new steam audio stuff????

[frigid sage]

who likes the new steam audio stuff????
@hoary rain i do its great

[fleet solar]

Steam Audio is nice, just turn off surround sound bs, binaural means stereo. It's not built for surround sound like dolby digital fake 7.1 nonsense

[round moon]

its named as binaural sound rite?

[hoary rain]

yeah indeed, i feel a difference, not sure how much gotta compare it
what do you mean surround sound bs? steam audio is the binaural shit right

[tired snow]

pesty boy just hit lvl5, holy

[ashen folio]

How do i get chirstmas bonus?

[fleet solar]

Binural audio is stereo, but it's in a 3D soundspace so extra surround sound via dolby digital/headsets will make it sound off.

[frigid sage]

if u owned the game before christmas u have to go to your profile from website

[spare dawn]

any new guns? cant remember if it said on patch notes

[dark maple]

First raid get killed by a hacker on my way to extract lol

[gentle lagoon]

@dark maple thats fcked, what map. im still stuck loading

[ashen folio]

Lmao bro. All streamers in, every one else? Loading screen

[exotic garden]

@grim hamlet pls lower timer

[frigid sage]

i already played scav 10 mins ago and loading screen was 1 min and 30 s or smthg like that

[woven tusk]

It says new gear in patch notes

[spring matrix]

[tranquil plume]

@ashen folio Yeah I got in somehow

[grim hamlet]

Cant

I dont have that power

[hasty kraken]

@ashen folio No kidding.. Every single streamer pretty much

[rigid cypress]

OCE servers workin' fine boys 🙂

[exotic garden]

streamers have good internet so not surprised

[vivid cipher]

Internet got nothing to do with it Sherlock

[topaz hull]

2 minute slow mode u taking the piss? whty cant mods jus do their job or soemrt and let us talk properly

[spring matrix]

^^^^^^

[hasty kraken]

^^^^^^

[exotic garden]

yes it does cuz if u download it in a few seconds u can get in faster so shut up sherlock

[analog zinc]

can anyone else not even get to the menu

[vivid cipher]

Haha. Jesus christ. We got a brainiac over here guys.

[frigid sage]

can anyone else not even get to the menu
@analog zinc maybe restart it

[topaz hull]

i cant. chose my name and managed to snag a proper rare one and now am waiting loading for half an hour it f eels like

[leaden pike]

Oh you cant sneak around anymore?

[hasty kraken]

@vivid cipher Take a look at my profile pic lol i dont think its internet

[hexed current]

I disconnected lost a good first run 😦

[strange thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/load-loading-loading-screen-computer-error-gif-5435835

[ashen folio]

Yeah the slow mode is bad

[abstract peak]

why tf can i not load in the game

[twilit musk]

do i wait or alt+f4?

[halcyon shell]

anyone else getting the backend error?

[vivid cipher]

I have similar speeds so yeah. Defo not the internet. But heyo, I think this random numbers guy on the interwebs know better uh

[topaz hull]

i dont want to alt f4 incase i lose my rare username

[ashen folio]

who to sell my svds too?

[exotic garden]

doubt that

[ashen folio]

so what should we have on/off for surround sound support?

[austere cloud]

@unkempt coral Anyone else unable to buy from traders? It says I have no roubles but I do

[vivid cipher]

Those speeds might be rare in your 3rd world country but in some developed countries it's very common Mr. 18u3747615098195

[steel kettle]

servers are fucked probably

[dark maple]

Hey got a 3m ez win

[mighty jewel]

unless you're a streamer

[low harness]

fr this shit rigged

[nova elbow]

Did it just wipe or just a patch?

[dark maple]

u guys r bein silly it's not favoriting streamers

[mighty jewel]

how do you figure

[amber patrol]

Why tf my filters not working? Everything is pitch black and I cant see shit

[topaz hull]

if i alt f4 from infinite loading do uthink i will lose my username

[analog zinc]

it will allow u to do it again

[dark maple]

Only people who can't play are right here talkin. Plenty of people like myself who don't stream and can play.

[twilit musk]

do i let it load?

[tepid idol]

man.... i just load and load and load and load and load

[timber plover]

made it out of raid and stuck loading now

[mighty jewel]

where are the streamers that can't play

[topaz hull]

redoing my name isnt good enough. i got the super rare 8-----D username. bery sought after

[sacred vessel]

i found a way to get game working. Streamer only mode... turn on OBS / twitch and game runs FLAWLESLY 😄

[ashen folio]

Anyone else having the game crash after you pick usec or bear?

[low harness]

fr back in feb when servers were mad shit i saw shroud be playing game after game while i would be wait at least 8min for a single match

[burnt widget]

damn ruskies

[mild wave]

Guys how do I fix the nvidia issue?

[tepid idol]

i did some 200 iq moves yesterday, got all the best gear, insured it, 10 keycards on me, all insured, and hid half of it and died with the other half
kinda crossing fingers that I will be getting it back in insurance, ultimate insurance scam

[dawn idol]

"The update is complete. We are working in order to fix technical problems encountered after installation" This is what happens when you rush wipe

[versed linden]

has anyone that was stuck loading ever got in

[ashen folio]

@dawn idol shut up

[topaz hull]

mhm. what big thinggs have they even added? is customs extra bit even on yet?

[dark maple]

Y'all are legit crazy if you think streaming on twitch is gonna get you a better experience.

[steel kettle]

@ashen folio i mean he is right

[tepid idol]

steam sound

[burnt widget]

i need my refund

[crude wolf]

Server load is tough, they tried to prep for it, guess it was still to much

[left citrus]

wtf al my stuff is gone, nikita wtf??? anyone else getting this bug?

[lethal bobcat]

facepalm

[ashen folio]

Why not just add a few servers for wipe day...

[leaden pike]

I cant sneak around without making noise anymore, is this a bug?

[ashen folio]

Lmao they nerfed the veteran players rewards? Fucking yeah.

[dark maple]

How dare they delete our STUFF!

[timber plover]

wtf all my stash and hideout is gone? I'm getting the bug too...

[tepid idol]

USEC or BEAR guys?

[mighty jewel]

@dark maple how come everybody with lots of viewers can play np and everybody i'm in direct contact with can't play

[vivid cipher]

They only deleted stuff belonging to the biggest rat players.

[obsidian totem]

is anyone else not able to get past the loading screen after choosing a character

[ashen folio]

ya

[round python]

@obsidian totem im not

[topaz hull]

ME

[keen saddle]

Was watching a Tarkov video and I heard the main menu noise and I got excited... NOPE! Still inf loading,,!

[versed linden]

Seb, its because you didnt load in right when the patch hit.

[tepid idol]

only registered rat offenders (aka CHADS) gets to keep their stuff, every rat lost their gear
thats what a wipe means

[exotic garden]

imagine playing duos

[wraith zinc]

imagine playing tarkov at all

[sacred vessel]

To fix a game and play - run OBS in background...game runs when stream is runing for some reason

[keen saddle]

Tarkov Prime, that's what it is

[tepid idol]

i keep getting this error man Backend error: HTTP/1.1 504 Gateway Timeout

[versed linden]

yeah

[round python]

@sacred vessel thats evil

[sacred vessel]

noone streaming has any issues with it 😄

[keen saddle]

Tell that to LVNDMARK

[wet scaffold]

Backend error: HTTP/1.1 504 Gateway Timeout welp give them some time to fix it

[woven tusk]

how to fix 504 error?

[vivid cipher]

By waiting

[uncut shard]

Loading stuff takes a bit, servers are also overloaded because a shitload of people are trying to join the game at the same time.

[sacred vessel]

he uses wrong OBS 😄 @keen saddle Streamlabs OBS 😄

[versed linden]

Its the server being over loaded, its a timeout connecting. How do you people play online games and not know any thing about how the internet works.

[flat kernel]

HUH

[mighty jewel]

@versed linden no, both me and people i'm in contact with were right on it

[wet scaffold]

its a problem with the coding in the patch

[fallen crown]

like you driving a car and having no idea how an engine works 🙂 @versed linden

[ashen folio]

currently either infinite loading or the gateway fucks me off, here we go again

[ripe garnet]

wtf can we load in now

[vivid cipher]

@versed linden teenagers

[versed linden]

@fallen crown I know how an engine works though.

[keen saddle]

@sacred vessel lol you right

[dark maple]

So much desync

[night vault]

Everyone relax, you paid to test a piece of software. It will work soon. Be patient.

[mighty jewel]

it's just a christmas miracle how these high profile streamers all can play without a problem and i'm here talking to close to 20 people and nobody can play, even though we were on it right from the get go

[crude wolf]

Some people dont get how internal systems of gaming/pc can be about and thats fine, ideal world you should be able to click play and go!

[round python]

@sacred vessel nah, seeing someone have login issues rn

[twin oriole]

so im stuck on loading screen, am i in a queue? or

[mortal gull]

the perfect place to come when shit goes haywire in eft-chat 1

[fallen crown]

@versed linden I should have said "me" - same concept though

[ashen folio]

DM ME IF U WANNA KNOW HOW TO GET PAST THE LOADING SCREEN

[civic skiff]

Yeah, same...its just loading for me after i picked usec...should I just wait or?

[dark maple]

paypal me 30 dollar i'll tell u how i got past the load screen

[left citrus]

lol tarkov legit on fire rn

[exotic garden]

@worn bolt rust has player made servers not actual servers and their wipes are way less

[lethal bobcat]

Game corrupt , what can i do ?

[worn bolt]

@worn bolt rust has player made servers not actual servers and their wipes are way less
@exotic garden nope they forcewipe and update ones a month even. and are you saying that player made servers are better then company owned servers?

[ripe garnet]

@ashen folio dis dude really thinkin we gonna dm him

[fallen crown]

best i can tell is download obs, start twitch stream, and you should be able to log in tarkov fine

[ashen folio]

DM ME IF U WANNA KNOW HOW TO GET PAST THE LOADING SCREEN (not joking)

[uncut shard]

"A "wipe" is an event known as the utter destruction of your months of hard work and effort which Tarkov players longly await for in order to fullfil their masochistic desires." (joke.)

[ashen folio]

just did my first extraction

[vivid cipher]

Imagine what Tarkov would be like with player driven servers ... RAIDER ONLY SERVER. HIGH LOOT. NO NIGHT

[exotic garden]

@worn bolt no im saying those servers dont wipe a entire fucking playerbase rust doesnt have to do anything with servers all they have to do is make updates

[ashen folio]

Loading Simulator 2020.

[shy gull]

Imagine what Tarkov would be like with player driven servers ... RAIDER ONLY SERVER. HIGH LOOT. NO NIGHT
@vivid cipher Rust, but no toxic

[ashen folio]

will tarkov ever be singplayer? maybe then i will actually play this

[gloomy gull]

No.

[sweet wind]

you can play offline lmao

[dire monolith]

bruh wtf

[worn bolt]

@exotic garden that is exactly my point. do you think these errors JUST come from server overloads?

[exotic garden]

@worn bolt yes they actually do

[ashen folio]

playe driven servers will keep this game from dying

[amber cedar]

Why don't the just put a login queue in place, every update the servers combust lol

[rich patio]

how long does it usually to for you guys to get in?

[exotic garden]

@ashen folio no it doesnt this isnt battlefield lmao

[ashen folio]

ive already did 1 extraction with a scav

[night vault]

Do not restart if you get to the loading screen . DONT CLOSE.GAME FOR ANY REASON

[cloud minnow]

CRap i releoaded twicxe

[gentle lagoon]

@cloud minnow sameeee but why shouldnt we close

[vivid wave]

do 2 crunches and 4 pushups and u ll get in

[worn bolt]

@worn bolt yes they actually do
@exotic garden well they are even more stupid then, 5 months to buy more servers and they did nothing to improve it?

[tepid idol]

dont close the game for any reason? i just got an error telling me to close the game

[wraith zinc]

i restarted my game like 30 times, woops

[round moon]

two pmc raids in Customs, both time ran in Reshala fml

[tropic minnow]

@gentle lagoon I assume there is a queue on that loading screen, we just can't see it, quitting the game quits the queue maybe

[woven tusk]

backend error @tepid idol

[gentle lagoon]

@tropic minnow yeah that would make sense

[tepid idol]

damn

[ashen folio]

how do I fix the long loading after faction screen?

[vital grail]

pretty sure it's a queue

[ashen folio]

do i loose things in offline mod?

[tropic minnow]

I should be working anyway 😬 shall just leave it loading and hope

[woven tusk]

yoink

[ripe garnet]

do i loose things in offline mod?
@ashen folio no

[exotic garden]

@worn bolt buy servers for 2 weeks after a wipe ye no

[tough thistle]

infinite menu loading anyone?

[harsh glen]

I just get an error now

[modest merlin]

yeah, something about profile data

[hasty kraken]

50 minutes loading and counting, yay..

[glad kiln]

Hello, i have quesiotn - after picking USEC got infinity loadnig, but if i restart game sometimes there is unknown error - any tips?

[ripe garnet]

smh

[trail fox]

@exotic garden Rust servers dont get 1000's of people trying to log in at once lmao

[vivid wave]

sorry falks the game has been discontinued

[lament dew]

everyone is having issues with trying to play the game right

[tough thistle]

at least it's not just me xD

[hasty kraken]

Can the slow mode be reduced to like 20 seconds or something like BRUH

[tepid idol]

ye

[ripe garnet]

tarkov big gay

[tough thistle]

@lament dew seems so

[ashen folio]

I wish i can loading in

[dark maple]

@mighty jewel literally first streamer I try can't get in.. What you talkin about

yep all 3 that I check can't get in..

[thin kestrel]

Anybody got in and checked out steam audio?

[scarlet remnant]

no

[exotic garden]

@trail fox wrong person m8 im defending them

[foggy moss]

i am still loading the languages

[obtuse torrent]

another wipe and nothing about shit servers again nice

[trail fox]

Oh lol

[low harness]

games been open for half an hour and still hasnt moved i get that this has happened in the past but does battlestate not learn to fix things for the future????

[ashen folio]

aaa

[dark maple]

They really don't learn.

[ashen folio]

I'm gonna watch slushpuppy and have fun loading in the server queue

[ripe garnet]

this is aids

[faint blaze]

launcher error now?

[obtuse torrent]

battlestate never learn about mistke

[tired snow]

battlestate never learn about mistke

[night vault]

just wait, could be minutes could be hours

[scarlet remnant]

they know shits fucked but they always "fix it" and nothing changes 😂

[hasty kraken]

battlestate never learn about mistke

[dark maple]

For the people who kept insisting that streamers get preference here and don't have any issues, can you name a single streamer who is able to play without issues?

[molten sorrel]

Bro, you go make a server capable of handling this many concurrent users

[silk escarp]

😤 😭 streamers must have got priority 😤 😭

[ashen folio]

I just restarted and got in right away.

yeah dude

[vocal stump]

Do you need 600xp and 10 mins in round time to extract? Or is it either of those?

[dark maple]

Nobody can name a single streamer who is able to play rn

[blissful jay]

either

[ripe garnet]

bruh launcher errors now

[hasty kraken]

@dark maple no one asked dude

[ashen folio]

@dark maple im watching slushpuppy and hes in

[halcyon holly]

is not the server capability issue, something is horribly wrong of the EFT cause streamers are having no issue playing the game

[ashen folio]

I just restarted and got in right away.

[mighty jewel]

load of streamers are in right now, what are you on about? a few that was in seem to have been thrown back into genpop when they rebooted

[hasty kraken]

@ashen folio Don't give me false hopes like that

[gentle bane]

Does anyone get "Unexpected Character encountered..." error when starting the launcher? And a 260 error when trying to start the game?

[lyric kettle]

error receiving game session data

[ripe garnet]

@ashen folio NO ONE ASKED

[gray folio]

reee reeee im impatient so streamers get preference

[burnt widget]

@ashen folio hes a troll .. spaming other channels as well

[halcyon holly]

I got 15 ppl here living around asia and australia, non of them are able to get into the game, all stuck on loading for hour.

[faint blaze]

itss ok i didnt plan on playing the game today anways

[signal remnant]

hey can someone help me i just got an akm in raid and now i dont know whats the best cheap amo i can get for it

[dark maple]

@mighty jewel can you name any that have no issues rn?

[uneven crystal]

game data session, epic

[ashen folio]

U wont be able to get in OCE cause theres only 1 server so probs wont be in to 4am

[mighty jewel]

drlupo, klean, deadlyslob, why the fuck am i doing this

[hasty kraken]

@dark maple no one cares dude you are literally being a karen right now

[silk girder]

@signal remnant https://i.imgur.com/JskiR3X.png save it

[burnt widget]

@crystal igloo where do i sign up for refund ?

[dense jackal]

im getting error receiving game data:c260 anyone else

[dark rain]

wait guys did streets of tarkov come out his wipe?

[uneven crystal]

12.2 ammo chart?
ok

[ashen folio]

nah its planned for 13.0

[silk girder]

It’s still accurate. I’ve never seen one better laid out @uneven crystal

[signal remnant]

@silk girder thx for the chart

[night vault]

If you do charge back just remember they'll ban the account :)!

[toxic hound]

is the game running ?

[burnt widget]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Pp8tKScb0jB66cOCJSAlNn-iKERMXd9FVkSmSq83qn8/edit#gid=64053005

[obtuse torrent]

add skins but no servers nice battlestate

[round python]

i still cant get in

[hasty kraken]

@uneven crystal https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jjWcIue0_PCsbLQAiL5VrIulPK8SzM5jjiCMx9zUuvE/htmlview?pru=AAABcn_O69M*jtsPyBc4C47viVzH73ZDrg#gid=64053005 updated for 12.6

[gentle lagoon]

@tropic minnow have u loaded in

[burnt widget]

just give server a rest u nolifers

[spring matrix]

fucking slow mode gay

[signal remnant]

what is a phased array element used for??

[hallow marsh]

solar panels

[rain lintel]

everyone stop connecting to the servers so i can connect to the servers!

[night vault]

Welcome to the club, I seen someone make a game for the other chat on this server. 1 shot of whiskey per comment complaining about servers or how bad bsg is. Lol

[hasty kraken]

@night vault you just encouraged us all to die by alcohol overdose :D

[signal remnant]

so should i just sell it instead cuz therapist will buy is for 124k

[spring matrix]

260260

[molten sorrel]

260

[hallow marsh]

i say sell just cause you wont need it until like level 28

[tropic minnow]

@gentle lagoon Nope still spinning

[obtuse torrent]

260

[faint kelp]

Holy fuck, i just got into my first game and ALREADY just got a red keycard

[rain lintel]

ok im gonna go out and buy alcohol

[signal remnant]

ok as u can tell im big noob i got the game like 2 days go thx for the help

[woven moth]

260260 go brrrr

[mighty spade]

Oh wow, even more new errors to deal with. Go BSG! Another succesful wipe day.

[lime wing]

Got 2 raids in before it went down at least

[night vault]

@night vault you just encouraged us all to die by alcohol overdose :D
@hasty kraken
Noo just gotta hold ur liquor LOL

[amber pilot]

@signal remnant PS ammo only ammo you can rly get rn

[dusty elbow]

guys does anyone know what the new bear and usec outfits look like?

[ashen folio]

all you nerds saying all stremaers got in, TweaK cant get in

bruh just restarted and got in... fuck ya. wish me luck boys!

[opaque canyon]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined thanks

[hasty kraken]

@night vault Does it still count as shots if I intentionally puke up the alcohol afterwards to avoid dying?

[gleaming garnet]

just found a 200 k rouble key

[night vault]

guys does anyone know what the new bear and usec outfits look like?
@dusty elbow
Go to kleans stream, he showed the outfits for his character like an hour ago

[signal remnant]

um bruh my game was doing fine i got into like 3 raids but now everything is broken XD

[night vault]

@night vault Does it still count as shots if I intentionally puke up the alcohol afterwards to avoid dying?
@hasty kraken
Gross. But sure.

[hasty kraken]

A small price to pay for salvation

[night vault]

260 260 now for me too T.T

[hasty kraken]

Come to think about it, I think I'd rather throw back beers instead of doing shots

[molten sorrel]

escaped jail again. off to the pub. was gonna get a kfc but im banned from the local kfc because i set it on fire 11 times

[ashen folio]

bruh just restarted and got in... fuck ya. wish me luck boys!

[signal remnant]

@molten sorrel sure mate

[mint kestrel]

Got a point tho

[molten sorrel]

been arrested. apparently youre not allowed to carry, and use, sawn off shotguns in clubs. what a world we live in. pc gone mad

[dark maple]

@hasty kraken r u ok

[ripe garnet]

f tarkov rn

[signal remnant]

@molten sorrel are u high or wat tf u waffling abt

[hoary thistle]

🍉

[ashen folio]

yeah, delete system 32 file and it should speed things up abit

[molten sorrel]

crazy night last night. somehow managed to bring a camel home. wife not happy. she starts shouting and camel kicked her in jaw. think the camel will make a fine addition to the family. Kids crying.

[mint kestrel]

Preach brother. 🙏 @molten sorrel

[proud idol]

Spanish bitches be like “papi why July to me? 😭😭” first of all bitch, we in May..

[gentle lagoon]

crazy night last night. somehow managed to bring a camel home. wife not happy. she starts shouting and camel kicked her in jaw. think the camel will make a fine addition to the family. Kids crying.
@molten sorrel random funny haha

[wise furnace]

Everyday HumpDay @molten sorrel

[hasty kraken]

@dark maple glad you calmed down karen

[signal remnant]

im confused is this guy singing a song

[desert sigil]

Mods may wanna make an announcement soon

[ashen folio]

2️⃣ 6️⃣ 0️⃣

[molten sorrel]

me and the son have had 17 paracetamol each now gonna teach him to drive

[dark maple]

You missed the entire first part of the conversation @hasty kraken, seb kept insisting that BSG was favoring streamers cuz they are "literally all playing fine". The reality is @mighty jewel can't name a single streamer who is playing without issues.

[mighty spade]

Honestly got excited to play EFT again. Then this crap happens and I'm reminded why I stopped. Way to kill my hype and continue to disappoint. 😦

[verbal sapphire]

my friend got banned second time

[proud idol]

whats the age cap on aborting a child? sick of them

[molten sorrel]

wife thinks its time i look for another job. shes right. but shes being punished for telling me what to do

[ashen folio]

Loading Simulator 2020

[native vigil]

error recieving game data 260 260?

[tame wing]

yep

[spice shell]

Should I close the game if I am stuck on a loading screen?

[hasty kraken]

Well yeah a select few streamers probably got in first since they were, well first, not because they're streamers

[dark maple]

Yeah I was just explaining to him that there's no way they are favored

[wise ferry]

eft servers are toaster right now

[native vigil]

@spice shell i closed it and now i am getting the error i said above, i doubt you should

[molten sorrel]

burst into my house after a couple days away. wife screaming. says she thought i died. body slammed her through the kitchen table. its good to be home

[worn dew]

Eft wiped so well that they even wiped they servers clean

[wheat merlin]

lmao

[ashen folio]

I suspect while they added 100+ game servers. They did not add that many for login/authentication. Lol.

[spice shell]

I hope I am in a queue or something lmao.

[night vault]

idk i was laoding for an hour and a half

[molten sorrel]

son absolutely useless. couldnt even steal a car. had to do it myself. cant find any stella in france. shit country. off to belgium

[hasty kraken]

@dark maple Yeah people are always gonna need someone to blame, usually it's bsg or streamers..

[native vigil]

its the hatchlings stealing their graphics cards because they are mad over the flea market update

[gentle lagoon]

idk i was laoding for an hour and a half
@night vault and then you were able to load in?

[dire monolith]

bruh i cant even launch the game wtf

[ashen folio]

guys delete system32 file and it will stop errors

[crude wolf]

data 260 260, is that issue on my end or bsg?

[lost hollow]

haha ive been on for 2 hours im lvl 4 im stuntin on all you and 1m stash

[lime wing]

i just managed to launch, loaded in straight away and now loading a raid.

[night vault]

@night vault and then you were able to load in?
@gentle lagoon no got 260 260 from restart now :/

[unkempt jackal]

so how do i get my drops again!?

[visual hawk]

guys try reinstalling windows it helped me im now in game

[native vigil]

yeah 260 260 is def bsg cus its happenign to like everyone

[gentle lagoon]

yeah i might just knock out and play in the morning, assuming i can log in lol

[ashen folio]

FUck ya bro. just restarted game and launcher and got in straight away. this is LIT

[hoary thistle]

guys just wait lmao everyones having this problem u aint special

[lime wing]

are insured items meant to reset after every raid now? Items im insuring are no longer insured after raid..

[night vault]

FUck ya bro. just restarted game and launcher and got in straight away. this is LIT
@ashen folio someone kick him, he keeps saying this to bait ppl

[molten sorrel]

Hit the son with a brick and told the wife to get back to work. Pregnancy won't stop her working. Back to the pub while i wait for EFT to load

[remote wasp]

Is anybody having any luck launching game right now?

[ripe garnet]

nope

[dawn idol]

Please fix the game, I want to play

[jagged bone]

@night vault let him x

[torpid hill]

💩 game

[ember breach]

"Unexpected character encountered when parsing value: 0 Path " , line 0, position 0" an error im getting with the launcher 😛 , any1 else ?

[neat warren]

Error 205 - bad account ID

[spice shell]

This is literally gamer genocide. How can the streamers play while we can't.

[hoary thistle]

💩 impatient community @torpid hill

[tidal stag]

anyone else getting 260 260 error?

[remote wasp]

same here, for both errors

[analog zinc]

yeah ive been bugged for 2 hours now

[crisp matrix]

yup

[dawn idol]

Both

[quick light]

i can play eft

[lost hollow]

you guys took too long to log in hundreds of thousands got in as soon as it wiped too many players on server

[dawn idol]

Why and how @quick light

[proven axle]

Is anyones Nvidia Freestyle working at all?

[tidal stag]

i am getting some parsing error or something, launcher seems broken

[sleek dagger]

I had that parsing error when I opened launcher too

[gentle lagoon]

@night vault restarted and gonna try one more time. nvm i think i got 260 260

[ashen folio]

FUck ya bro. just restarted game and launcher and got in straight away. this is LIT

Please god dont tell me the grenade launcher is in the game

[dawn idol]

What am I supossed to do if I dont have Nvdia Driver? Do I just go fuck myself?

[hoary thistle]

just wait theyll patch it

[proud idol]

think ive had a bit too much stella. completely forgot they drive on right side of road. went head on into traffic. deffo killed a few people. blood and stella everywhere. running

[ashen folio]

@proud idol Too bad man should have just stuck to the guinness

[vast oxide]

How are the servers holding up

[sleek dagger]

poorly

[soft lake]

are u guys able to get on

[left hawk]

nope, waiting for 30mins

[sly scarab]

anyone else have error 260 260?

[obtuse torrent]

🇫 🇮 🇽

[ashen folio]

Been stuck loading for over 1.5 hours now. I reload, and then WOW 260 error!

ya i was able to get on. just restarted my game and launcher from the task manager and it loaded straigth up after that. lets get it going bois!

[ember breach]

it seems like some DNS record still hasn't propagated to most of the gateways, the errors you guys see originate from CloudFlare and some backend of EFT timing out , so this needs up to 12 hours (if im right) might be one , might be twelve

[spice shell]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from not getting into the game. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is the servers dead? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown.

[weary umbra]

dont apologise to her

[forest pasture]

cash in some good boy points later

[mighty spade]

Thanks for reminding me yet again why i gave up on BSG and EFT awhile ago.

[left hawk]

LUL

[native vigil]

retarted pc same error lol

[radiant spoke]

i just got bot checked like 20 times for buying ak custom mags and you cant even report a bug on the launcher

[proud idol]

jesus walked on water but he never beat his wife. i am greater than jesus

[ashen folio]

ya i was able to get on. just restarted my game and launcher from the task manager and it loaded straigth up after that. lets get it going bois!

[livid ravine]

anyone else getting code 206?

[left hawk]

yeah

[spice shell]

I just kicked my pet dog because he was looking at me like he was ridiculing me for not getting into the gam

[high sedge]

Are they doing maintnance right now? i keep getting an error logging into the launcher

[neat warren]

Code 206, code 260, code 205, and parsing errors. Fuck yeah!

[prisma cradle]

every update destroy the game!

[livid ravine]

ok

[lime wing]

just keep trying you will get in eventually

[minor frigate]

can someone send a screenshot for the new clothes

[spice shell]

260 260 gang gang blazing you get me bro

[tepid idol]

im noticing 0 differences between old sound and new sound

[lime wing]

did you turn it on haha

[neat warren]

Gotta restart game to enable it @tepid idol

[sleek dagger]

I feel like I can figure out direction a lot better

[ashen folio]

lets make 260 gang sign

[rare rapids]

bankrobbers and penis helmets are out of stock

[zenith sigil]

I got in but after I selected the Chad bear my game crashed

[sleek dagger]

on the upside, when I was in the game the load times were pretty good

[fast blade]

they'll fix it soon lads.

[hasty kraken]

I've been loading for 1hr 45 minutes soon holy crap

[neat warren]

I keep getting 260 now. Nothing else

[jovial kite]

@zenith sigil That because the game decided it didn't need another rat #USECGang

[sweet wigeon]

@fast blade why do u think that lol

[distant scaffold]

who else is receiving error receiving game session data?

[hasty kraken]

Honestly I'd be more happy to see an error than that shitty spinning circle @neat warren

[ashen folio]

POG got in. restarted from task manager

[vivid cipher]

260 260

[fast blade]

@sweet wigeon cause everyone knew the servers would go down after the wipe

[neat warren]

My buddy sat at the spinning circle for 30 mins and got in @hasty kraken

[sweet wigeon]

How long do u think it will last

[obtuse torrent]

🇫 🇮 🇽

[vivid cipher]

@sweet wigeon This happened every single wipe so far. In the past it's taken 2-3 days before it started getting stable again but since they have more servers now it might be quicker ...

[junior linden]

GIB STABLE SERVERS

[proud idol]

sons had two pints and hes drunk. youd think at 5 years old hed be able to handle his drink. left him at the pub. he can walk home

[signal remnant]

this is an eft chat not drinking

[floral nexus]

Been loading character menu endless now..

[obtuse torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-virtualhug-gif-4036061

[south pier]

[molten sorrel]

@proud idol wife had a few too many bourbons. On way to pick up the kid, left him at train station. Pub first

[ashen folio]

POG got in. restarted from task manager

[scenic briar]

Cap

[ashen folio]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from not getting into the game. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is the servers dead? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown.

[junior linden]

GIB STABLE FUCKING SERVER

[ashen folio]

WELP IMAGINE GETTING PAST THE 260. Only to be stuck in the infinte loading screen.

[high sedge]

anyone seen this Error? Unexpected character encounter while parsing value: 0. Path ' , line 0, position 0. ?

[hasty kraken]

@ashen folio Smoke some weed

[dark maple]

Just got 3 graphics cards in one raid fukin ez pzThey totally just flat out lied when they said they were getting rid of the static spawn rush meta...

[fierce orchid]

EOD Guys should be able to play first ^^ lowbobplayers should wait ^^

[junior linden]

fuckin g 2 hours now no announcement

[floral nexus]

Go eat nuggets and be good to your mum while waiting 😂😂

[proud idol]

anyone know if drug dealing is a good way to make money? and is it illegal to eat bacon raw? asking for a close mate of mine

[dusk parcel]

yes and yes

[hasty kraken]

@fierce orchid C A P I T A L I S M

[fierce orchid]

its a lie nobody can play... 3 carts lol

[steep viper]

i get when launching "error receiving game session data: 260 260-. " anyone know how to fix

[signal remnant]

im in a raid so it is true u can play

[crimson jasper]

BRO I KILLED RESHALA AND GLUHAR IN INTERCHANGE

[vital basalt]

im getting errors

[tacit jungle]

hmm

[fierce orchid]

we all have 260-260 fail noone could knew that so many people wanna play ^^ this is a Kapitalistwörld lol

[signal remnant]

@crimson jasper are u stupid reshala nor glukhar spawns in interchange

[floral nexus]

Yeah error with an unreadable language

[sleek dagger]

@signal remnant issa joke

[hasty kraken]

An error would be nice for a change, rather than lookign at the fucking soulless spinning circle for 2 hours straight

[nocturne harbor]

FIX IT YOU GARBO KIDS

[dark maple]

I am able to play but sometimes it takes a few seconds longer to load menus

[ashen folio]

Where can my friend ban appeal?

[vivid cipher]

Tell him to search for 2 girls 1 cup

[exotic garden]

You cant

[signal remnant]

why do loot pools take so long to load?

[wooden mist]

@hasty kraken restart it to get the 260 error if you really want one

[tropic minnow]

You can appeal to battleye

[ashen folio]

@hasty kraken alrighty papa

[sterile ocean]

i cant launch i have error receiving game session data 260 260-

[opaque fjord]

who do i pay to bypass the 260 error so i'm not far behind everyone else playing

[vital basalt]

same

[proud idol]

boss told me id have to stay late today. not a chance. left early and keyed his car. now off to mcdonalds then the pub

[fierce orchid]

EOD FIRST !!!

[ashen folio]

error receiving game session data 260 260- ???

[crimson jasper]

they really should be first

[wooden mist]

@opaque fjord a lot of people have that error so you def won't be behind everyone else even if a bunch of people are playing already

[ashen folio]

I feel like the mods just gave up

WHAT IS THE FREE GIFT THING

[hasty kraken]

@ashen folio its a free gift

[cloud hinge]

the gift of wipe

[crimson jasper]

like fr

[high sedge]

anyone seen this Error? Unexpected character encounter while parsing value: 0. Path ' , line 0, position 0. ?

[ashen folio]

yes

[hallow dagger]

Can someone help with the "Error receiving game session data: 260 260 - ."

[ashen folio]

ik its a free gift but like how do you get in dr lupo was talking about it

[orchid trout]

@high sedge everyone has you just gotta wait

[vivid cipher]

@hallow dagger Everybody and their grandmother is getting it. Login servers are fucked. Just wait.

[sly scarab]

this game needs help

[runic shale]

Got into the game imidiately as wipe hit got disconnected and crashed then waited for 30m then got back in played scav then got dsynced and now i cant play at all cos 260

[proud idol]

im bilingual i speak English and over women

[hallow dagger]

@vivid cipher Thanks

[high sedge]

@orchid trout i was just wondering cause i seen a lot of people talking about 206 error but hadnt seen anyone mention that one so was making sure it wasnt on my end

[fierce orchid]

dont play on a patchday this problems was on all Patchdays...

[molten sorrel]

im bilingual i speak English and over women
@proud idol

Women say men can't multitask but last time I beat my wife I did it with both hands

[stable pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620581326520331/715590223932686376/unknown.png anyone got this ?

[light stratus]

hi guys, anyone with error 260 260 -, ?

[neat warren]

everyone @light stratus

[hazy lagoon]

yes. most of us

[spice shell]

I picked USEC to try out a low int run.

[hybrid grove]

Any clue what the ''new gear'' ''suprise'' is?

[iron river]

my next scav has the hatchling crusher
papasha

[light stratus]

@neat warren sweet ^^ thx

[dusk jetty]

lmao killed 3 pistol pmcs only to get taken out by scav sniper. Totally forgot

[iron river]

scavs are gonna be the rulers of tarkov for like the next week, god i love wipe

[proud idol]

yeah i still beat my meat in 2020
M - wife
E -
A -
T -

[light stratus]

@hybrid grove big dildos for hatchet runners whom won't be able to fit anything up their asses anymore

@dusk jetty mpeaming you're playçing atm?

[spice wren]

Damn this shit is frustrating but I can't be mad at big daddy nikita 😦

[crystal void]

Imagine having an entire playerbase expect issues on a day like this though :D

[light stratus]

so, how is it some here are in game?

[iron river]

luck

[burnt widget]

theyr not .. they are just trolls

[crude viper]

@vivid cipher is a handsome lad

[neat warren]

My friend is playing right now and streaming it for me @burnt widget

[ashen folio]

people are playing wdym

[spice wren]

I'm gonna use a butter knife to cut the number 260 into my forehead in honor of this day

[light stratus]

@burnt widget trolling with a pre-rezc vid of lvl 1 gameplay?

[iron river]

want me to stream it? i'm about to go into a scav run, and every raid i go in is packed

[burnt widget]

probably .. oh w8 my grandma just connected as well

[crystal void]

lol he's just ignorant, that's fine. I'm in as well, took quite a while to get in tho

[ashen folio]

260 gang still

brain dead

[lime wing]

some of us are in-game, some people are trolling. I got in after pressing play and restarting launcher a bunch of times.

[light stratus]

have fun everyone! time will come for each of us

[iron river]

hey @crystal void, you wanna team up and make fun of this guy while we kill scavs?

[spice wren]

😢

[round python]

anyone getting unexpected character encounter while parsing value :- path', position 0. ?

[tepid idol]

im in offline on customs.... wheres the expansion on construction/old gas area?

[crystal void]

@iron river cheers, waiting for some pals to get in though, just chilling in the menus atm

[spice wren]

It was delayed I think @tepid idol

[iron river]

alright have fun m8

[light stratus]

@lime wing great, I'll try press play XD lol

[opaque fjord]

i just bought eod and now it lets me in, no more 260 sweeeet

[fervent parrot]

i have eod and i cant get in

[sly scarab]

same

[balmy pecan]

WARNING !!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.

Please warn others that their tits may be at risk.

[hoary mason]

213 - Error connecting to auth server

Just got this trying to log in

[topaz isle]

youve been banned

[fervent parrot]

i was able to get in right after install, but couldnt get past the faction selection thing, as it just loaded for like 20 minutes

[slim gust]

yes papi

[proud idol]

I'm starting to think that sex is fake like the Philippines and jewish people. It just doesn't seem plausible now that I think about it. Someone has a lot of explaining to do.

[spice wren]

@fervent parrot Same

[hoary mason]

I just bought the game yesterday

[spice shell]

The new revolver is really cool

[ashen folio]

what

[floral nexus]

Yeah I'm in 👊👊

[dire monolith]

lets fucking go im in

[fierce orchid]

260-260 ...

[round python]

what does the 260 error mean?

[knotty pine]

1:19 minutes wait for each message are you guys taking the piss? the error noobs are annoying but comeon mods

[dire lichen]

anyome find a fix for 260 -260?

[spice shell]

You have to pay 260$ to get a vip access

[ember aurora]

LETMEIN.MEME

[floral nexus]

Error 260 means that you can't play the game yet

[fervent parrot]

integrity check didnt work either

[balmy pecan]

2️⃣ 6️⃣ 0️⃣

[ashen folio]

gotta love becoming broke to not play the game

[fierce orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[royal kraken]

260 260

[tacit jungle]

IT WORKED LOGGING OUT AND BACK IN WORKED ON TRY 2

[floral nexus]

😂

[spice shell]

IN IN IN FOR REAL NO TORLLING

[spice wren]

I'm not trolling boys I got in after about 50 restarts

[fierce orchid]

ok I'll try it tomorrow

[proud idol]

just got back from the pub. spun the wifes jaw. feeling fantastic

[vague tree]

I am no longer 260 gang, smash that play button it'll go eventually. Also don't say 260 gang I got peepee slapped by the mods