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glacial oar
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Is the Air filtration unit bugged?
I just put an air filter in it - it took 5 mins in a countdown and now the filter is gone and it displays 0% bonus

tall sandal
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@naive lodge definitely keytool it's a godsend you can begin farming multiple high tier loot areas.

wide narwhal
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okay after not playing for a long while
first thing i do... night time factory solo... with no NVG
what do i find?... a whole bunch of randos that are seperate groups and they were ALL friendly
they all kept screaming hold your fire everywhere
i got my quest done <3

hasty girder
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f

placid cypress
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Somethings is wrong 😭 i'm getting too good at the game

limber sparrow
vivid pumice
robust sonnet
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Is anyone down to play duo?

long cradle
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Is that the sequel to uno?

jaunty lava
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Honestly tarkov is meant to be played duo style

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even the trailer showed so

ashen folio
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ran into factory with nothing but a pistol and shot a guy with a meta ak-74m in the face as soon as he spawned in

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poor guy

jaunty lava
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no such thing as poor when you play factory

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it's do or die in factory

civic vessel
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"meta" ak74m LUL

azure eagle
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ok this is bullshit. i get "unable to reconnect to game" when trying to load EFT from windows (like, from a cold system restart), and then the menu screen glitches out and there's no menu and I can't actually do anything

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Is this where I need to make a support ticket? I already waited like half an hour to see if it would fix itself

misty raptor
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is anyones ping lik ein the high hundreds for some reason?

ashen folio
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I kindof like the fact that you can leave a raid, and the things you lose is literally all your health, i mean does drain your meds quite fast tho lol but i like that.

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And your items of course that isnt in ur Container.

dusk crest
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Someone resell some AP-20 slugs from Jaeger lvl 4 to make some good money

ashen folio
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where do scavs usually have lower half masks, ive killed about 13 on factory so far and there arent any

gritty remnant
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can someone tell me a map other than woods to do tarkov shooter p1 on

woven ridge
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woods

forest coral
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do flech. rounds shred armor?

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i know they have no pen but do they destroy it?

grave citrus
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ya. use flech in a saiga or mp153 for best results

ashen folio
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a guy is selling a ledx on ebay for 5 real life dollars

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kekw

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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE SELLING RED KEYCARD FOR 35$ IRL

full onyx
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xD

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Scam i think

ionic tundra
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why ... if the game is still gonna get a wipe xD

mossy scaffold
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They finna be charged 30 dollars in tax

ashen folio
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still better than 10 dollars for lucky scav junkbox

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im halfway tempted to farm shoreline for keycards and see if people will actually buy them

ionic tundra
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stolen accounts are also being sold on ebay and people not wanting the game anymore (which is the worst mistake)

lyric ocean
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@ashen folio They will buy them. People that buy in-game items for real money are people that have money and, most of the time, no time to farm everything themselves

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So if you have extra cash and you don't mind spending it on immaterial things, why not do it?

ionic tundra
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its people with full time jobs but still want to fully enjoy the game

outer spear
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guys, how come the conversion rate changes when bulk buying dollars?

lyric ocean
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The more you buy, the less it costs?

ionic tundra
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tax?

outer spear
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ye, but it's weird right? FeelsMEGADankMan

lyric ocean
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Not really, it's also like that when you buy in bulk IRL, although you don't do that with money

outer spear
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the conversion rates goes down. 108 roubles is 1 dollar, but if you go for 4 dollars you pay less than 108*4

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pretty donk pajaDonk

ashen folio
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what is a chance of red keycard spawning on shoreline?

slate parcel
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Almost 0

ashen folio
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rlly?

slate parcel
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Well no but it's so low you shouldn't count on ever seeing one

ashen folio
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k

ionic tundra
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same as a ledx on ic

ashen folio
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actually ledx is pretty common but you have to be first

outer spear
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how many good "ways to make money" can one come up for the flea? pajaThink

ashen folio
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buying a tx-15 receiver and then modding the shit out of it

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when people see "tx-15" they instantly think it will cost 100k even if its just a adar tx-15 for 30k

outer spear
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does that actualy work pajaS

ashen folio
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there is only one way to find out

outer spear
ionic tundra
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i said ledx on ic not labs

outer spear
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little did i know you own the adar 15 market Jebaited

ashen folio
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but seeing prices it should work
tx-15 receiver 20k
fuck i pressed enter

outer spear
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i thought only y would sqend "yes"

ashen folio
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barrel is the worst part

outer spear
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also i found something which can net me 50% profit i wonder how much stuff like this exists

ashen folio
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barrel costs like 30 so its good to take adars from scavs and use their barrels

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but if you have a receiver+barrel you can mod this shit so it looks like 150k-200k when mods cost 50k-100k

outer spear
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welp i only have one adar right now and i dont rly know how to 'turn' it into a tx15

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so you basically stick all the adar parts on the uper reciever of tx15 and you sell it as if it were a tx15?

ashen folio
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i will put a tx-15 that i will make on a flea market for a night and i will inform you about my progress

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kind of but not really, my plan has more moving parts

outer spear
noble zenith
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anyone feels like the servers are lagging a lot?

sour wharf
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friends and i cant get into games at all

ashen folio
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not me

sour wharf
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sitting in matching cue for ever

ashen folio
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im loadin into a match rn 2 mins

sour wharf
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you alone or playing with buddies?

ashen folio
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Alone

crisp matrix
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wish i wasl oading into a match!

ashen folio
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Playing with people normally takes longer for me

crisp matrix
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12 mins que so far

ashen folio
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rip

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im tryna run customs marked room cuz im poor lol

crisp matrix
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Join the club

ashen folio
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Yeah i just got in took 3 mins xddd brb

crisp matrix
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how much is the key?

primal fractal
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PMC servers not working for anyone else?

ashen folio
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45k

primal fractal
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Scav seems to join just fine

ashen folio
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i accidently went in as scav, whatever ammo i was using was absolute garbage i shot this pmc who was tryna knife me four times with mosin and he got me xdddddd

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Ill tell yall if im able to get into a match on pmc

sharp fjord
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blue keycard is fuckn ass

ashen folio
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How do yall make money?

lucid umbra
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anyone else having to wait ages on waiting for players or synchronizing

ashen folio
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nope not me waffle

lucid umbra
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i always end up spawning in late

sharp fjord
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labs

ashen folio
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1:31 and im loading in

sharp fjord
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rat attack on labs

ashen folio
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thats nice bird i would do labs if i wasnt poor lol i lost my best set to a glitch, kept runnin into a hallway and just started taking massive damage, no one was there and no shots being shot just straight death lol. i insured me gear and hid it but it got found :{

sharp fjord
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you go into labs with a stock ak

ashen folio
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brb im in match

sharp fjord
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nd you fill that bitch up with igolnik

lucid umbra
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best way to make money if u are super poor is reserve

distant lynx
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An invisible player killed you, it happens sometimes. They get glitched and don’t show up for anyone

sharp fjord
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best way to geet shot in the head from 400m is reserve

lucid umbra
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if u know someone is up there just flank them

sharp fjord
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i cant i suck

lucid umbra
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well then ur fucked

ashen folio
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i have entered doorms wish me luck

jade quest
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are you able to join a pmc when you are a scav?

distant lynx
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Good luck and Godspeed

ashen folio
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just got a hatchling scared the shit outta me

lucid umbra
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best gun for under 50k

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vss

ashen folio
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gg died to lag

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Guy walked in and my game just freezes :{ im officialy broke oof 16k roubles

lucid umbra
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is that all u got?

shut turtle
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happens

ashen folio
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yea im strugglin out here

lucid umbra
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anything u can sell?

ashen folio
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but thats just tarkov unfortunatly and no i got nothin to sell

lucid umbra
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what level are u?

modest bane
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why isnt the code where i need to verify that it is my card coming up? plz hlep

ashen folio
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erm 5, reset my account my last account was 11

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and just yesterday i had 500k 😦

lucid umbra
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how did u lose it all?

ashen folio
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  1. i upgraded my hideout a bit (100k lost) 2. bought my first rlly cool set (250k) died to a invisible person (sadly) and and the rest is just from buying shit like meds and stuff :/
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my rlly cool set consisted of night vision, scav bp, cool armour (said "USEC" on it) and a vss with expensive ass ammo

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guys how can i say "oppe" as bear?

lucid umbra
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either reset ur acca or scav run on reserve

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night vision?

ashen folio
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can reset my acc till march, ill try reserve (itll be my second time on reserve tho so good luck to me xd)

lucid umbra
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pull a map up and try follow it

ashen folio
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yeah night vision it was pretty sick

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kk, any particular areas that are good for loot?

lucid umbra
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why tho night time is where most of the sweats are

ashen folio
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oof i didnt realize that

crisp matrix
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everyones lagged out on my game just runnin on the spot wtf hahaha

lucid umbra
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i would watch some guides aswell on how to start

ashen folio
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to make it worse when i lost my set my teamate lagged out and couldnt get back in xd, but thats just how tarkov is so i cant complain

lucid umbra
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if u are really struggling

ashen folio
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ive watched a few guides

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5 mins on my scav

lucid umbra
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i dunno how u have gone all the way down to 16k xd

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u got normal edition im assuming

ashen folio
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yeaaaaaa

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idk i just die alot, i dont even go for pvp just hella unlucky

lucid umbra
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on interchange there are some tek stores that u can find graphics cards

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well if ur going dorms on customs u are going for pvp

ashen folio
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ik ive tried that a few times, i either died or didnt get much loot

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true lol, i just try to get marked room and hit dorms v ex but it does come to pvp

lucid umbra
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the problem with this wipe is money is pretty easy to make if u have keys so there alot of fully geared people even on the starter maps

ashen folio
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yeah ive come across people like that

lucid umbra
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ran into a 5man thermal on custom earlier today lmao

ashen folio
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f

lucid umbra
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killed 2 with my vss with sp5 but when they out number u 5-1 and know where u are its not easy

ashen folio
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yea

lucid umbra
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some good budget guns are the sks and vepr hunter

ashen folio
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oh yeah i like the sks, not a fan of the vepr but it can certainly do damage

lucid umbra
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even with meh ammo for the vepr hunter u can fuck up fully geared guys

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sks is good but good ammo isnt cheap 800rubs a round

ashen folio
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oof yeah, im loading into reserve now, scavs gota silenced mosin

lucid umbra
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whats ur ingame name

ashen folio
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DXRKRYX

lucid umbra
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after that game ill give u a couple things u can put in ur alpha

ashen folio
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o thx :}

late kelp
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Do raiders attack player scavs? Some raider on reserve broke the 4-man line, ran up to me and said "Hold it". I just stood there, he flipped me off, I flipped him off, and he starts blasting. Raider named Berkut or what's going on?

lilac geode
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does anyone know when the next sale is going to happen?

ashen folio
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not sure rythm maybe someone else knows

remote ivy
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!play pp song

ionic tundra
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its a boss @late kelp and he basically wanted you to leave

late kelp
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well, he made sure of that. Thanks πŸ™‚

ionic tundra
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it spawns when people push the button

wind stream
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I heard raiders will aggro on player scavs, ya

ionic tundra
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only bosses and guards

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when you roam around to long or when you kill 1 scav in the game

late kelp
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It was on reserve, a 4-man lineup came out of the bunker and walked towards the train tracks. 1 of them ran up to me and after 10-20 seconds started shooting. Could I just run away?

ionic tundra
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yes

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its the same with interchange and customs

ashen folio
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i significantly regret trying reserve

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instant death as i spawned

blazing rover
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hi

outer spear
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uuh i crafted shit than the game error'd cause i had no space, i made space and get items again but they didn't appear in my stash pajaS

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hopefully relaunching the game fixed it FeelsOkayMan

tawdry temple
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Someone wanna give me a RR

ashen folio
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no

tawdry temple
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darn

ashen folio
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get one yourself

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Do hackers even get ban on tarkov?

woven saffron
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anyone wanna que up?

arctic orbit
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I havent encountered any cheaters yet

gritty cove
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@ashen folio if they do i feel like they make enough money to just buy standard edition again, or eod

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it's disgusting how much people will spend for a few mil on this game.

pastel spade
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you know that feel when you're a scav and you've been looting the remains of an absolute war, and you come up on someone acting like a scav they do a voice emote a hand emote and then 90 degree turn 1 bullet straight to my head. Hacker or smth? crybear

topaz coyote
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Does the T-7 thermal sight spawn in raid or can you only buy it now ?

long cradle
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@pastel spade That's just Scavs.

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They were annoyed at you for some reason i guess

hushed void
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The wipe in 4 or so weeks, will that be the last or more to come?

olive oriole
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uh oh someone just headshot while i was ridding tarkov of two hatchlings

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mfw nobody respects my crusade

plucky kernel
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Does anyone know how to play this fucking game

silk eagle
opaque fjord
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the servers are shitting rn so the lag/connection is bad

pallid plover
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@opaque fjord You can use pay pal on the main site im pretty sure

opaque fjord
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wrong @ lol

pallid plover
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@ashen folio muh bad Tourist.

lime ferry
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looking for someone brand new to the game pm me

naive vault
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did my first silenced SVDS thermal run trying to complete punisher 4 on shoreline..... I now feel immense guilt for the 4 geared guys I killed.

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I'd remove thermal sights from the game if I could now GWsetmyxPeepoWeird

minor scarab
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spawn as scav with KIBA key, game lags out and i die to someone, good game πŸ™‚

analog pagoda
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servers completely died, u didnt lag out,

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i cant even launch the game currently

sly moss
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anyone here have insane queue times rn

inland sinew
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What's wrong with scavs on night time factory

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They run into places they never would for no reason

thorny prism
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scared of the dark

minor scarab
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@analog pagoda So like i said, game lagged out πŸ™‚

eager oar
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is there a way to take the iron sights off the elcan sight?

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or is there a better variable zoom sight to use?

chrome lance
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valday

eager oar
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does the 6x work with an ar though? I thought it might be a little too zoomed

blazing rover
orchid roost
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Anyone found blackrocks on regular scavs recently? I've noticed that I rarely find them nowadays. Especially annoying since I'm looking for them for that ragman quest lol

keen hearth
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i do

robust haven
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Reshala's men in customs

analog pagoda
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they spawn on raiders primarily not scavs

maiden garnet
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looking to run customs as a 2-3 man dm me if u got a few

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dont wanna be over 3 that shits aids

blazing rover
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hm

coarse fjord
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i put a red rebel up for 3 led x's on market, 1 mil off normal price even if you buy the led x's

turbid ember
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ignore him

warped pelican
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I dont understand how I die in 1 bullet with level 4 armour and helmet/faceguard everytime. Instant deaths.. happened again on shorline admin

vapid wing
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@warped pelican with good ammo; u still can get 1 shot on the face

warped pelican
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faceguard? @vapid wing

honest moth
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anyone know if they will do a sale on the 23rd for the Russia holiday this year?

vapid wing
warped pelican
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@vapid wing

sand lark
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yo anyone else getting over 8 minute scav ques for interchange or other maps atm? North American Servers.

wide pumice
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what's the best melee weapon under 1mil

inland mason
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kiba axe

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kiba axe is 10k, 2 headshots for kills

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how

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how is crowbar better than anything else

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asking a legit question?

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you sound so sure its crowbar but cant tell us why? surely youre trolling

terse pulsar
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Anyone mind checking how much an Aesa is going for right now on Flea?

wide pumice
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antique axe is highest damage

inland mason
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brainlets got banned or something?

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message deletion

limber crypt
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Not sure what youre talking about

analog coyote
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Don't know what you mean

rotund kernel
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?????

hasty igloo
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huh?

kindred lava
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I've been running scav knife like a true tarkov chad

terse pulsar
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can anyone check how much an Aesa is on flea for me?

tall sandal
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what is it actually called I know what you're talking about but I forget the name

queen ermine
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@terse pulsar Should be over 200k

blazing rover
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hm

sand lark
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scav ques are 10 minus for interchange on US servers

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what are the que times for PMC on us servers atm?

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10 min que for customs for pmcs

coral crag
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can you not do the red rebel trade anymore?

molten kiln
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phew, that sweaty feeling when you are approaching the roundabout for emercom exit at around the 1m mark and you see another player, fortunately we both gave a little wiggle and got out

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also someone like picked clean the Kiba store, but left the semi kitted m4a1 on the wall for some reason

fallow dirge
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^ really? did someone really not shoot you at exit?
@molten kiln

ashen folio
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Anyone willing to trade a RR for 2 Ledx

wise cape
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pulls out a pm

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Davai

analog pagoda
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@ashen folio who would do that o.O? 2 leds is 2 mil RR is 5.3 mil lol

ashen folio
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actually 3 mil lol

analog pagoda
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um... nope

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5,450,000 right now cheapest lol

gritty remnant
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how frequent are scav spawns at scav house?

ashen folio
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Im talking about the 2 Ledx

analog pagoda
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o haha yea ^

stoic solar
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who can help me with my tasks

ashen folio
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Theyre about 1.5 to 1.7 Depending on time of day

stoic solar
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i need help with my tasks

analog pagoda
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@stoic solar no one, be real Russian Tarkov Menz, and do them solo like everyone else.

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Vhet Zhuka! - Dickie Needles!

stoic solar
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but friends is for people who do things together

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f is for u and me

analog pagoda
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F is for dead servers....

ashen folio
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Basically im hoping to find someone with a spare RR that is willing to let it go for Ledx lol πŸ˜„

analog pagoda
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lol that made everyone laugh i know it xD

ashen folio
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Anyways. Back to my AS Val and VSS money grind..

analog pagoda
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honestly id trade a rr for 3 leds cause listing it for 5.5mil is gonna cost 1.6mill so basically only getting 3mill off it haha

ashen folio
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Im like 400k short from another Ledx xD

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The AS VAL Grind is slow tonight

analog pagoda
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run shoreline / labs get em free haha

ashen folio
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Nah, I have this method to flip for alot of profit xD

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I just missed one though 😦

analog pagoda
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lol i just spent 1mil and it made near to 5 πŸ™‚ just gotta wait thru 25 trader resets now lol

ashen folio
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I only have Lvl 1 and some lvl 2 traders

gritty remnant
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is there aa way to speed up scav spawns at sccav house? i need to finish tarkov shooter pt1

analog pagoda
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lol nope

ashen folio
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Like the AS VAL and VSS Technique is actually pretty good, I started at 900k and in about 2 hours I was at 3.7m

analog pagoda
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run all over the map, you can easily get 25+ scav kills on woods in 1 raid

gritty remnant
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tthey need to be 50m away

analog pagoda
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@ashen folio thats a good way, but m1a would be better, due to the fact 1 shot = 1 kill πŸ˜‰ @gritty remnant - jus shoot them from 50m or more away haha

gritty remnant
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well for tarkov shooter it has to be no scope mosin 50m away

analog pagoda
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yea ez pz #mosin op πŸ™‚

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just be sure to run the ONLY good ammo - 7N1, and nothing else πŸ˜‰

gritty remnant
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wats a dense scav spaawn

ashen folio
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Im just talking about Buying and selling

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Somepeople will sell a Val with a 30 round mag for the price of a val with nothing so thats an easy 30-40k profit

analog pagoda
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Sawmil- but watchout for shturman, and Scav house,

gritty remnant
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is there a nice sniping posittion to look down on it

ashen folio
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Ive gotten an easy 150-200k profit off of some AS VALs

analog pagoda
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Douche rocks -

amber pilot
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are servers acting up?

analog pagoda
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there the rocks on the side opposite of the ocean, that overlook the sawmil

amber pilot
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nvm

stoic solar
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who wants to run quest runs with me

pearl ridge
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hey guys are you stilll wiling to do quest runs?

stoic solar
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im doing quest runs rn

pearl ridge
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ok can u send me an invte or do u want me to send you one?

stoic solar
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let me finish this quest raid rn

pearl ridge
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i can wait till you finished

stoic solar
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yes that would be nice

last vector
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IVe been awating session start for 4 minutes, is this a glitch or just keep waiting?

strong mirage
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Anyone that wouldn't mind showing a newbie the ropes?

merry raptor
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@last vector Same

ember lotus
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LFG not too good

last vector
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Cock sucker milkman

ashen folio
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explain why it wont go on the stock I just got but will go on the stock I already have that has a barrel installed on it

gritty remnant
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can someone show me the best 74n build

north shard
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@gritty remnant bro wtf is this question. best build is full zenit upgrade, and bs/7n39 ammo don't even need 60 ammo mag with 7n39 you fuck pretty much everything with some bullet

analog pagoda
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haha till the shot that overpens and u dont do any damage πŸ˜‰

north shard
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nah its alright

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if you scared of this don't use 74n all together and use 7.62x39 bp

brisk pier
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A couple of raids I’ve seen connection lost and it just takes me back to main menu... no reconnect or even a kia summary screen. Has that been happening to others? I understand the losing connection, but not getting a chance to reconnect is something I haven’t seen before

north shard
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restart game

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if you still in main menu check if your character rolled back, if your character is rolled back to the point before going in raid, then the server simply went completely down

brisk pier
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Tried to restart and no change. It acts like I died in raid and lost everything. Even got the msg from prapor about going out to look for my stuff

north shard
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server going down can happen individually, it don't have to have all servers going down. sometime they switch it off to update the server. just go on, yes it can happen tho

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well that weird then

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but you maybe got killed in the few second after/before connection lost (but you were probably disconnected for a whole minute before showing the error message

brisk pier
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Yes, but you’d typically get the summary pages then, right?

gritty remnant
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best reflex for ak?

brave silo
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aii im lucky af, waited for the water quest until 10 minutes and then the boat was there when i only had 4 minutes left to get to crossrodas πŸ˜„

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well and now my game closed without any notification.. guess thats it with my luck

north shard
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@gritty remnant I live the okp07, but to each his own

nova elm
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DID ANYONE CRASH

brave silo
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yes

ashen folio
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crash fest

lyric rover
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tf just happened?

gritty remnant
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I like knowing that my computer isnt the problem and that the servers are just bad

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now i wait for my 1 free mil

ashen folio
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Multiple servers went down

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WHY is everyone saying they crashed me and my squad of 4 are all fine, none of us has crashed

cursive turtle
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been reconnecting for several times already, every time crashed ffs

frosty arrow
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has anyone gotten their battlestate games buttplug in the mail yet i desperately want to feel what it feels to be fucked by bsg in real life and not on the computer.

violet ginkgo
#

we crashed

ashen folio
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i just murdered a squad of 3 with endgame loot on customs with my ak74u im lit

arctic inlet
#

My game has been crashing every few minutes

stark sequoia
arctic inlet
#

Might just try to beeline for extract

nova elm
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@ashen folio NA OR EU?

ashen folio
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NA

nova elm
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hmm

ashen folio
#

they killed my friend and i killed them

brave silo
#

crash again, luckily i was just in with my scav

cursive turtle
ashen folio
#

gotta use epic gear for first time, ended up dieing from lack of meds after walking for a bit to my extract

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i had fun tho

gritty remnant
#

i havent taken out my serious gear in a while

odd bloom
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μ‹œλ°œ 이건 μ•„λ‹ˆμ§€

cursive turtle
#

Game closed itself several times already...

lyric rover
#

three times a charm i guess

dusk jetty
#

wait so everybody hard crashed?

ebon bough
#

nikita angry

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oop another crash

ashen folio
#

OK, so i found a weapons case in RB-BK and had to keep reconnecting so i could extract, finally made it after a few crashes

languid nebula
#

What should I first invest in I found 4m in a raid

ashen folio
#

nothing keep it

languid nebula
#

I'm like level 9 I have no boxes and my inv is almost full

flat apex
#

.

ornate ermine
#

i feel bad for eft-chat

lunar ice
#

Huh

cursive turtle
#

I finally got myself extracted after numerous amount of ridiculous crashes..

lunar ice
#

My comments are getting auto deleted there, so I’ll just come here

ornate ermine
#

eft-chat feels like wuhan riot

lunar ice
#

Lmao, yeah

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So I’m guessing trying to load back into a game is a no go rn?

ebon bough
#

its a neat glitch . global crashes

strange dock
#

yo its a warzone in the main eft chat

lunar ice
#

It is, loads of red names popping up thin

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Fuck it, gonna get food and watch something I guess

strange dock
#

watch what

lunar ice
#

Idk, anime or something

pure fog
#

I finally got myself extracted after numerous amount of ridiculous crashes..
@cursive turtle Lucky you, someone killed me and got a Free T H I C C Container

nova elm
#

F

lunar ice
#

Oh? Says I was killed in action? The fuck?

strange dock
#

lol it be like that some times

frosty mulch
#

@lunar ice Sorry about the message deletes. We were testing out a feature and accidently turned the automod into terminator and it went on a message killing spree.

ember oar
#

is anyone else getting disconnected from their raid?

lunar ice
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@frosty mulch lmao it’s all good, as long as I’m not banned

frosty mulch
#

I saw you mention it in the frenzy

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lol

ebon bough
#

me and thhis guy keeep relogging and fighhting and crashing and rellogging lmao

strange dock
#

its all gucci but it was funny seeing the chat get auto deleted

lunar ice
#

Nah, I enjoy the game too much, I’m not offended. Y’all are good people fighting the crazies @frosty mulch

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Killed in action tho, what does that mean? How did I die?

undone prism
#

lets get a cease fire for the boys

pure fog
#

it seems like for this month i might just be running around as a scav πŸ˜„

flat apex
#

i thought i was muted on a dimensional level orb, my msgs were getting deleted too lul

lunar ice
#

Lmfao same

strange dock
#

@lunar ice you prob died to a ai scav walking about and it saw your guys standing there and get a free kill

flat apex
#

good thing i was here when gtb was testing slow mode on bot , that was funny

lunar ice
#

@strange dock i was third floor marked building in reserve.... when the servers all died

flat apex
#

it let 1 person say something in that X amount of time, instead of 1 message every X amount of time

lunar ice
#

That sounds horrid

strange dock
#

then i dunno

lunar ice
#

Oh well, most expensive thing I had was an ammo box that totally wasn’t full of 7n39

pure fog
#

the server probably counted you as leaving the server on your own

lunar ice
#

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

ripe finch
#

I believe that is missing in action, not KIA

pure fog
#

True, hmmmm.. welp, a lot of people lost their precious loot today πŸ™‚

strange dock
#

no matter the man still lost the dummy loot

shy meteor
#

IM AUSSMING EVERYONE IS GETTING INSTANT CRASHES RIGHT?

lunar ice
#

Ye

ripe finch
#

Well, if no one can play, no one can loot, hope you insured

strange dock
#

go in eft chat legit everyone is screaming in there about losing stuff

pure fog
#

Sadly i was in lab with the Thicc case so im losing everything for sure

strange dock
#

me, im mad but not that mad, cuz like thats what tarkov is really about, you lose stuff you get stuff

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thats really all you do, but im tired its about 3am for me so ima go off and relax prob play some reach tomorrow i dunno

pure fog
#

well, im not too worried about it since i just need to play for about a week and i can probably get it back

ebon bough
#

imagine usingg caps lock in the eft discord like anyone will givee a fuck - all of EFT chat 1

lunar ice
#

Lab with thicc with all the reports of hackers, you’re a brave dude who has massive testicles

flat apex
#

why cant all the BabyRage stay in eft-chat 1 so i can come here and talk in here smh

pure fog
#

well i did run in with killa helmet and a 6B43 so i have a chance against them

arctic inlet
#

I've noticed it stays in chat 1 for the most part

lunar ice
#

Yup

strange dock
#

i dont think they know the 2nd chat is here

flat apex
#

for the most part, but sometimes the pepegas slip up in here

lunar ice
#

This is refuge when 1 goes to all hell

ebon bough
#

Ive been lab maybe 6 times, hhavent died once there... .yet

pure fog
#

its nice and quite here πŸ˜„

strange dock
#

it always does tho

flat apex
#

They should change this chat to Refuge so all the pepega cry babies can stay in eft1

lunar ice
#

Lmfao

arctic inlet
#

You're always going to have leaks into other channels tbh, it mostly depends how everyone reacts to it. No on in this chat seems to be that retarded to snowball with it

flat apex
#

OR have a new role for the regulars so we can come in here smiel

arctic inlet
#

Hopefully I didn't die on interchange

lunar ice
#

@flat apex that’d be nice

ripe finch
#

The only part about losing my kit is that my kit has been with me for so long, and I don't want to wait to use it again

strange dock
#

@flat apex if they rename it then they would realize then come in here just to bitch cuz they can

flat apex
#

u can reconnect so i mean its ok lol

gritty remnant
#

well, after 200k+ rubels spent buying mosins to get this ttask done cause BSG likes to kick me out and kill me, I finished tarkov paarat 1

lunar ice
#

Or KIA by nothing, so that’s cool

flat apex
#

thats why they could make a role for us regulars so we can still talk without all the spammy aids

strange dock
#

you right

flat apex
#

3 messages away from 40k total lul

lunar ice
#

Jeeeez

strange dock
#

and they should but i doubt they will

flat apex
#

big pog smiel the 40th message is ... lets see

lunar ice
#

Mr.talks a lot

flat apex
#

if ash 12 didnt weigh 9kg by it self that'd be kinda nice

strange dock
#

you would think they would get to stop complaining they already know there not getting the stuff back or that the servers are coming back on so i dunno what they expect

flat apex
#

i pick up a propital and im overweight in raid smh

ornate ermine
#

nice

arctic inlet
#

Didn't die yet, so far so good

flat apex
#

BSG could make like a ... warning or something of some sort at the very start of the game, that under no circumstances we will get our gear back no matter what

lyric rover
#

tf is happening?

flat apex
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game is crashing , im guessing some coding pepega issue

lunar ice
#

Lowkey I’m amazed that we got a million roubles as compensation

pure fog
#

someone is saying they lost 10 red keycard in a raid.... I can smell the BS all the way from my home

flat apex
#

i hate that we did crazed ngl

lunar ice
#

Yeah, made everything super expensive

strange dock
#

no yea im gone prob a scav got me cuz i heard little russian man yelling down the hall

flat apex
#

yes shacaroon.. thats the joke.. well , not really a joke, its just spam at this point, people say it and think they're so quirky and funny when its just spam

ripe finch
#

RIP, crashed during a fight, hope I can load in faster than the other guy

ashen folio
#

FUCKING SERVERS

arctic inlet
#

ho boy crashed again, hopefully I can make it to oli and get the last manifest I need

strange dock
#

@ripe finch lol good luck

flat apex
#

yes we get it go away

lyric rover
#

JEEZ

pale sleet
#

i crashed like fift time and the last one was near scav boss xD

flat apex
#

servers bad blah blah go cry in eft chat 1 plz

ripe finch
#

I was shooting at him after he crashed, then I crashed before I could kill him

strange dock
#

dark we get it and dont care at this point

pure fog
#

i know, they are trying to abuse the system as much as possible to get the most out of the compensation

flat apex
#

not really shacaroon

ripe finch
#

Not even trying to get out, just killing crashed players

strange dock
#

@pure fog they wont give that much prob just a mil like last time

flat apex
#

its literally just a "look at me i say big funny" , they dont expect compensation , its just another spammy phrase these pepegas say when servers crash

arctic inlet
#

Do they ever really give out compensation that much? yeah it's nice but whatever

lyric rover
#

this is awful

strange dock
#

even to the players who were thicc they cant cuz then they'll be compensating newer players to much

flat apex
#

no they dont give it out

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i dont think the "thick" players even care if they lose their shit, its the fact they lost time that they invested into the raid lol

strange dock
#

only when something really big happens, hell since we got one so close to this one we might not get one

arctic inlet
#

time > rubles

pure fog
#

ah, just a little new to the inside jokes here i guess XD

gritty remnant
#

time is more important than the rubes I make

ripe finch
#

Time = rubs

flat apex
#

"joke" is a loose term here shacaroon lol

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for example, you can say you were just joking or that you're australian and you're excused from being an asshat to people and calling them cunts blushspinsmiel

crisp matrix
#

Just woke up and thought I'll check here first..but guess servers are wank this morning also?

half prairie
#

It's gonna be wiped anyway, so you invest your time into nothing xD

willow flicker
#

went mia so close to zb101 on customs lol. 6 crashes total thought i was gonna make it. its the time that sucks to lose tho i def ditched my gear

flat apex
#

we invest time into having fun cpt harris

ripe finch
#

Also investing time into getting better

flat apex
#

we understand that wipes are necessary lol

half prairie
#

FUN? IN TARKOV? Kappa

ebon bough
#

@half prairie were all gonna diee anyway so were investing iinto nothing regardless

strange dock
#

tarkov can be fun what are you on about

flat apex
#

poor mods in eft-chat 1 , @hasty juniper come talk in here its less spammy smiel

gritty remnant
#

ok the game is unplayable tonight, 7 disconnects under an hour

willow flicker
#

yeah but being killed in raid or getting out is a way more satisfying end then trying to get out for 35mins fighting the server. i aint too butthurt though

ornate ermine
#

it can be fun, if the server is not wacky

ripe finch
#

Tarkov is as fun as herion, lots of downs, but the ups are so damn good

lyric rover
#

lol aha

hasty juniper
#

Holy shit it actually is less spammy

flat apex
#

ikr

hasty juniper
#

Hows everyone?

pure fog
#

lol

willow flicker
#

❀️

lyric rover
#

shit

crisp matrix
#

Haha

gritty remnant
#

bored, the server is killing me more than actual plaayers

flat apex
#

Kiss @ colonel Kiss

strange dock
#

good, how are you?

willow flicker
#

i mean if you play more than 1 raid right now its on you at this point lol

flat apex
#

yes we get it servers bad big funny spdwgn... smh

hasty juniper
#

Someone is gonna see a red guy talking in here and fetch the fucking horde just wait

lyric rover
#

fix ur servers

arctic inlet
#

Because this channel isn't spergy

hasty juniper
#

@strange dock Im doing good, busy dealing with the reeee ers

flat apex
#

lol colonel

willow flicker
#

gotta wait for official statement at this point shit broked

lyric rover
#

ur crash bandiku

gritty remnant
#

so what do we talk about in an eft chat if all eft is doing is sleeping on itself crybear

ebon bough
#

@hasty juniper how do you even deal wiith them, like what can you even do

pure fog
#

dont leave us @hasty juniper we need some red names in the chill channel πŸ˜„

half prairie
#

This shit happens for the first time, right? I mean with constant crashing

strange dock
#

@hasty juniper must be very busy guessing cuz theres like three more that pop up every minute or so.

hasty juniper
#

@ebon bough Mute them, ban if its really fucking bad

ebon bough
#

I like that

hasty juniper
#

Can do other stuff aswell

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like this

#

!cat

flat apex
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whatever really spdwgn, but after the 70000th time that the "servers bad" joke is made, its not funny and its just spammy

serene mothBOT
willow flicker
#

i havent had any crashing issues whatsoever up until an hour ago harris

ebon bough
#

can I have your job ❀️

half prairie
#

!cat

flat apex
pure fog
#

can we get more cats?

gritty remnant
#

now that I tthink about it, the thermal boys on woods have lost all their gear

hasty juniper
#

!cat

strange dock
#

i think only mods can do it lol

serene mothBOT
hasty juniper
#

the fuck

#

its the same cat

arctic inlet
#

Need more then just that cat tbh

ornate ermine
#

server is unstable right now, i wonder why

hasty juniper
#

!dog

pure fog
#

not the same one....

serene mothBOT
hasty juniper
#

have a dog instead

ebon bough
#

!nakedcat

strange dock
#

peacekeeper bot btw funny un meme

ornate ermine
#

!chicken

ebon bough
#

_>

hasty juniper
#

Only mods can do the commands btw

willow flicker
#

!africanswallow

hasty juniper
#

!bird

serene mothBOT
arctic inlet
#

Anyways since eft keeps dying atm, what other games and hobbies does everyone have?

ebon bough
#

Im a good snail can I be a mod ❀️

ornate ermine
#

tf tiny german hat? its robin hood hat

strange dock
#

@arctic inlet red vs blue

lost forge
#

@arctic inlet CSGO

strange dock
#

good show i recommend

hasty juniper
#

Would you class this as a job?

ebon bough
#

YeS

hasty juniper
#

lol

strange dock
#

csgo is a big one too. @lost forge whats ur rank?

lost forge
#

During times like these yes.

ashen folio
#

!bird

flat apex
#

it's more of a chore , dealing with pepegas everyday smiel

hasty juniper
#

Honestly it looks bad

lost forge
#

@strange dock DMG atm just got my rank back yesterday after like 6months of not playing

hasty juniper
#

But automod gets rid of the spammers and we deal with the rest

arctic inlet
#

I remember RvB back in the day, my friends were overly obssessed with it so it turned me off from it

pure fog
#

Colonel, lets get a !cat and hopefully a different one this time XD

flat apex
#

damn purified water jumped up in price damn

hasty juniper
#

Also, not even joking, I havent had an error in tarkov yet

lost forge
#

Dropped 44 frags my first game so feel like Im still at my GE level of playing

strange dock
#

fucking godly player my highest is mg1 but ive been deranking cuz of less and less play cuz of tarkov

flat apex
#

140k for purified water, wtf happened, it was 90k yesterday

lyric rover
#

thats actually soooo annoying

gritty remnant
#

whats the difference between AKS 74n vs Ak 74

ebon bough
#

@gritty remnant S is for Shitter

ornate ermine
#

probably wuhan @flat apex

flat apex
#

BRO GARTINU CANT BRO

arctic inlet
#

AK 74N is the best ak tbh

flat apex
#

LMAOOOOO wheeze

#

ak 74n is second gen tho and no foldable stock :(

ornate ermine
#

water = precious = end of the world

pure fog
#

i suggest the Pm pistol noob friendly and easy on your bank

arctic inlet
#

I can handle no foldable stock

ornate ermine
#

gee, u think? @arctic inlet

hasty juniper
#

@flat apex its free money, filters are only 50k

flat apex
#

bro i cant wait for the val / vss shit to blow over

arctic inlet
#

It will only leave my hands when I'm dead

willow flicker
#

vss is life

flat apex
#

yea ik colonel lol

willow flicker
#

unless im being shot by one then its cancer

flat apex
#

i hate vss so much

willow flicker
#

super lethal for sure

ripe finch
#

The APS pistol is pretty great

flat apex
#

it sounds like you're shooting bb pellets but in reality they're laced with instant death mega aids

#

900rpm with literally no recoil, sounds good PES_ThumbsUp

ornate ermine
#

if u include the stock, yes. otherwise its AK without Stock

hasty juniper
#

@flat apex I did guide btw, started on labs and ended on shoreline

willow flicker
#

the only gun i feel like i need 8 mags for lol

flat apex
#

nice colonel

#

lefty id say try ash 12, but at that point u might as well just bring 60 spare bullets in ur container, ur gonna be weighing 60kg going into raid if u bring 8 mags for ash 12

willow flicker
#

ill give it a go. still working through most of the guns. whats yalls favorites?

pure fog
#

The Ash12 is nice for sure, but dont try to full auto that thing

flat apex
#

dude honestly fuck using ash 12 at more than 50 meters lol

hasty juniper
#

We are aware that at the moment players are having difficulty with the game crashes. We are working to resolve this issue.

We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Just letting you lot know that BSG are aware

willow flicker
#

thx for the update

ornate ermine
#

ASH-12 is basicly nut gun

flat apex
#

its great at sub 50, more than that? enjoy that bullet drop lul

#

i wish there was a ps12b tracer variant :(

hasty juniper
#

PS12BT when

flat apex
hasty juniper
#

Pray to Lawd Nikita

willow flicker
#

holy crap its a cannon

flat apex
#

its amazing

pure fog
#

Yup, fun when people are wearing armour btw, you can literally just kill them with the impact damage

flat apex
#

when used less than 50m away tho lul

#

if you cant kill them with flesh damage, you break their armor and kill them that way smielBlush

willow flicker
#

i mean is it like subsonic ammo at range or is the drop more severe?

hasty juniper
#

just saying, posting scribleio links will result in a mute

flat apex
#

wtf is scribleio

ornate ermine
#

how great is ash-12 caliber tho?

vivid nacelle
#

How long until I'm able to get a ppsh πŸ‘€

flat apex
#

its a 50cal round gartin

ornate ermine
#

is it like, comparable to .50 bmg? wtf

flat apex
#

12.7x55mm PES2_Shrug

ornate ermine
#

so its basicly shoots a tank

pure fog
#

@hasty juniper we have a mute request here btw XD

wheat skiff
#

Mute this man putinbear

flat apex
#

the drop is pretty severe

wheat skiff
#

On the ASH-12? Hell ye

#

YIKES

pure fog
#

eyyyy

hasty juniper
#

This is my safe space

pure fog
#

lmao

flat apex
#

@willow flicker https://i.imgur.com/v9E5bhu.jpg top image is 150m zeroing, middle bullets are 100m and bottom are default 50m, i was aiming at the middle of the door each time, i was shooting from the barricades from the opposite side of the road...

hasty juniper
#

Woji I almost went to mute you kekw

willow flicker
#

damn bro ty

flat apex
#

:(

pure fog
#

@hasty juniper too quick XD

hasty juniper
#

on autopilot xD

wheat skiff
#

Conclusion: If you're trying to use the ASH-12 on distances greater than 50m you are officially a brainlet

flat apex
#

from those barricades to door, its like 100-120m or so

willow flicker
#

you will be in my thoughts as i slay people with an ash

hasty juniper
#

Does anyone have For The King?

pure fog
#

Or you can try to spray the shit out of people from the dome and see if anyone falls to the floor

wheat skiff
#

@hasty juniper what's that

hasty juniper
#

Hold on

flat apex
stable mirage
wheat skiff
#

@stable mirage hoi

stable mirage
#

hoi

flat apex
#

cant believe colonel would mute me :(

hasty juniper
#

That

#

Holy shit it doubled in price

flat apex
#

also @willow flicker lay down when you're shooting, ergo is kinda bad so like cya later stamina

#

however, slap on an fp-100 and ez strength farming OmegaWheeze

pure fog
#

@hasty juniper the game looks interesting

wheat skiff
#

Oh god not that
Strategy turn based RPG, my biggest enemy by far

hasty juniper
#

Its actually quite fun

wheat skiff
#

ok just kidding, RTSs are the worst imo

hasty juniper
#

lol

flat apex
#

15 quid r u maud

hasty juniper
#

It was 7

#

They actually increased the price of it xD

flat apex
#

sad times

wheat skiff
#

I mean it says "includes all expansions" so the price increase is understandable

hasty juniper
#

Im gonna play it

flat apex
#

ever just not know what scope to bring, so u fucking take 3 , yea same lol

hasty juniper
#

lol

pure fog
#

Btw, anyone know how many Meters it is from the dome to the bunker hills?

wheat skiff
#

Wow, that far?

flat apex
#

shac here

wheat skiff
#

Sounds like 400+

flat apex
wheat skiff
#

This is why we need a rangefinder in this game, it'd make sniping this much easier

pure fog
#

trying to shoot a fella and he wont move at all and im aiming with the bottom of the scope πŸ˜›

flat apex
#

yea i hope they add a range finder

#

hopefully no thermal / night vision features tho like in arma wheeze

#

night vision thermal was pog tho

balmy plover
#

server fixed?

pure fog
#

dont think so yet, just disconnected

hasty juniper
#

Nah not yet stardom

lunar ice
#

@hasty juniper for the king is super fun

north shard
#

we need 5 mn slowdown

wheat skiff
#

Nikita gib stable servers to everyone else so that they can stop complaining in this Discord exclusively

lunar ice
#

Cute graphics too

hasty juniper
#

Im playing it now

flat apex
#

i wonder if taking servers offline for a week would make it easier for them to fix it , if so , why not just do that thonk

#

Ceo of "Why not just do it?"

wheat skiff
#

@flat apex no cus people would rage still

hasty juniper
#

LOL

flat apex
#

they rage even if bsg does a good thing, you cant win with people lol

hasty juniper
#

Imagine they did that

north shard
#

@hasty juniper I think the problem is exclusive to NA servers, but if people would actually give info instead of venting hunger..

flat apex
#

its EU too

ashen folio
#

Nightvision thermal + rangeFinder would be op af

hasty juniper
#

Honestly if someone wants to tell me whats specifically happening i'll send it forward

north shard
#

well on middle east server we don't have problem now

wheat skiff
#

Look, two Pepes in one chat

flat apex
#

id lowkey pay 600k for a nightvision (non thermal obv) range finder no cap

lunar ice
#

I PAID OVER 100 DOLLARS AND YOU GUYS TAKE THE GAME DOWN FOR A WEEK?!?!? every reddit post if that happened

ashen folio
#

In arma you can snipe people from 1km away with no problem

flat apex
#

i like how people say bsg charges 140 dollars, when they dont , its an optional thing lol

hasty juniper
#

@lunar ice my response on all those posts

kekw

lunar ice
#

Lmao

ashen folio
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With thqt scope

flat apex
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colonel, the games are literally crashing with no reason , its like you randomly alt + f4, but its not random clearly

lunar ice
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Honestly tho, servers just seem to be dying globally. Not sure what’s happening rn

flat apex
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no error, no "this program is not responding" type thing lol, just closes

wheat skiff
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if you were smart enough to read TOS you'd see that it's literally stated that "BSG doesn't guarantee good server performance"

flat apex
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why would it be a server issue if our games are crashing them selves lol ?

lunar ice
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So I’m petting my cats. And yeah, game straight up crashes, no heads up

sand lark
north shard
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@ashen folio yep xD but there a mod to actually make it super realistic, then you understand people won't play sniper if it was realistic like in this mod (I think its an ACE mod)

lunar ice
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@flat apex because before this I was I. A raid where I was getting constant disconnected from servers, walked 10 feet and it happened again

ashen folio
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Yeah it was ace3

flat apex
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yes, but it should just disconnect you from the game if it was a server issue no ? not crash your entire game lol

hasty juniper
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I cant really say shit without it being taken out of context because people thing im a representative but this time, I actually dont think its a server issue

north shard
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but damn that was satisfying landing long shot in this mod xD

sand lark
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BSG just made an announcement, they are on it. Give them an hour and it will be up and running!

lunar ice
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I don’t know what’s going on but I know it’s gonna be a headache for all’s the devs

wheat skiff
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@hasty juniper people can't understand that mods in this Discord are not associated with BSG in the slightest

flat apex
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red name = official smiel

lunar ice
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Lol

stable mirage
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ikr

ashen folio
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Colonel fix the game ffs

flat apex
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krum is actually nikita

ashen folio
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You guys are sooo lazy lMaO

stable mirage
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@flat apex dont say that publicly

lunar ice
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Krum, fly to Russia and demand vodka to fox servers

flat apex
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lul

north shard
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people understand but there a few people who come here to vent hunger that come for 30 sec and leave, and they don't understand they see red name and they set target that it

wheat skiff
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OMG KRUM3L IS NIKITA?!?1!?1
FIX THOSE DAMN SERVERS BRUH

hasty juniper
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Well we are associated but we are volunteers, we have no contact with BSG, somr people do etc but not the mods

lunar ice
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I’ve got 4 cats on me, can barely type

flat apex
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people that come in here to vent need to suck out no cap

ashen folio
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Imagine being a discord mod and not having programing knowledge

wheat skiff
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by associated I meant "actually have contact with the Dev team"

north shard
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seem like you are actually crazy crazzed

wheat skiff
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Which you don't have, obviously

wheat mountain
hasty juniper
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if thats the case then yeah

flat apex
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colonel can u tell us when 1m cooldown is gone from eft 1

wheat skiff
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Replace 1m cooldown with 5m cooldown putinbear

north shard
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when the mad bois stop posting xD

flat apex
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yes ik , thats why i asked if he can tell us when that is lol

north shard
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yeah I would like too xD

flat apex
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xd doubleyikes

wheat skiff
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I like how #eft-chat is filled with screaming kids and spam while this chat is completely unaffected

flat apex
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they dont have the comprehension to read

north shard
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they think eft-chat is direct communication with dev team or something xD

wheat skiff
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Yes

north shard
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this chat is like the quiet corner of this discord xD

stable mirage
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Devs would have a hard time in here, would constantly get pinged for the slightest issue

flat apex
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good thing they're not here

wheat skiff
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That's why they ain't here

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What's the point in being on a platform where everyone is against you lmao

flat apex
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ikr

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servers go down for an hour or so and everyone hates the game and its bad and they want refunds like ??? bro relax

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go get a job or watch a movie you pepega

hasty juniper
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Or are they here?

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dun dun dun

stable mirage
flat apex
stable mirage
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Inb4 they're here but nobody knows

wheat skiff
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Well I'm pretty sure no one's actually from the Dev team here

flat apex
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i wish they saw the people that talk in here and ban them in game smielBlush

wheat skiff
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The closest person we have to BSG is Mathieu but even he is NDA so

lunar ice
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I mean, where English isn’t their native language something they post here might be taken out of context easily too

flat apex
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i mean, arent the rest of the managers "bsg"

hasty juniper
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We're all under nda kekw

stable mirage
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Are we?

flat apex
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are u actually ? LMAO

hasty juniper
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No xD

north shard
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devs are in some vip russian speaking discord, for the chosen one

flat apex
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Dude mathieu is such a pog gamer

hasty juniper
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We get told something and if its not to be public then we get told not to say anything about it

azure phoenix
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!report

serene mothBOT
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Hello @azure phoenix,

We do not take reports of cheaters here on discord.
In order to report a cheater, please record your game and post the video in this topic :

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/98098-cheater-video-report-megathread/

Please refrain from accusing anyone here on discord to avoid provocations and conflicts.
Thank you!

stable mirage
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Didn't sign anything anyways catshanka

flat apex
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LMAO KRUM

lunar ice
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Fuck it, never played cs:go before, let’s see how I do

hasty juniper
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Apart from that, no nda

flat apex
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you're under NDA, i told u not to say anything >:(

lunar ice
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Lmao

north shard
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crazed dogs are better than cats

flat apex
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suing your friends because they told people your secret, 5000 iq

wheat skiff
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I like both cats and dogs

lunar ice
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@north shard got a couple dogs too, had one lay on my legs while I was petting the cats

north shard
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wtf man, pet the dog first

lunar ice
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He’s the biggest baby for a pittbull I’ve ever seen lmao

stable mirage
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I dont like the quest"The guide" dont want to do it alonr crybear

wheat skiff
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If you have both a cat and dog and the two get along no problem, that's something

flat apex
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krum just do it with people 5head

hasty juniper
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lol

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I refuse to help krum

flat apex
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and with the constant disconnections, do it now

lunar ice
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Multiple cats and dogs, all get along..... except for the cat I spoiled. She only likes humans

flat apex
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that way people wont be able to kill you, they'll be too busy reconnecting OmegaWheeze

north shard
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who does the mission seriously

stable mirage
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Nobody i really know plays tarkov anymore huh

flat apex
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wow krum :(

hasty juniper
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Yeah krum gets bullied by us

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By us I specifically mean me only

north shard
flat apex
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lmao colonel you the other day tho on shoreline,

i see 3 people
opens fire
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING lmao

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dude i was wheezing when you said that

stable mirage
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I think i need to request a sherpa for the guide pepoLaugh

flat apex
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why not just ask people in here u 5head

wheat skiff
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Ok anyways we need new mods on this server

#Fokka4Mod2020

stable mirage
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@flat apex Im afraid of tk'ers lul

flat apex
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you think i'd tk you, thats rough

stable mirage
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i dont

flat apex
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you dont ? thats your mistake buddy peepoCoolFingerGuns

stable mirage
flat apex
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akimbo type vibe

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id help u but im going to uni in like an hour lul

hasty juniper
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NGL

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woji I thought they were fucking closer than where they were

flat apex
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honestly dude, i was so confused why you peaked them, you lot were like they're to the right and im like UH OH

north shard
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I didn't do 1 single mission, one single upgrade, and i have 60 mil + 130mil inventory

flat apex
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you were in the door and im like this aint gonna end good OmegaWheeze

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tbf we were fucked, mozuko just fucked off who knows where OmegaWheeze

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and they had us cornered :(

north shard
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prefer to be solo and wipe squad than be with a team and get f**** by a mosling xD

flat apex
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lets blame mozuko blushspinsmiel

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pecheur , you havent done 1 quest?

north shard
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not a single one bro

hasty juniper
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moz isnt online

flat apex
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yikes also thats ok colonel we can still blaem him for it

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we all died so quick i dont think we had a chance against those guys lul

hasty juniper
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I was stuck, If I moved to the left they would have pushed out, krum is sat behind the fucking door, he should have closed it.

stable mirage
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wdym

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blaming me

flat apex
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  • the door behind krum, 2 windows they could see through and the tunnel to the left :(
stable mirage
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dont stand right infront of the door

hasty juniper
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You were sat behind an open door, all you had to do was close it and we all could have fucking pegged it to somewhere else

flat apex
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all in all, garbo position

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never playing labs again smiel

stable mirage
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1 guy rotated bearnani

hasty juniper
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I dont need to play labs anymore xD

flat apex
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honestly tho colonel i thought that guy was cheating the first time and i wasnt just being salty lmao

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i wish i fucking had highlights on to show u, he opened the door, walked out already facing me and 1 tapped me from my pov

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we can blame mozuko too for making noise blushspinsmiel

north shard
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what server are you playing woji?

flat apex
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im not, im waiting for announcement

north shard
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like in general

flat apex
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uhh , depends what im doing

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i usually have dead servers selected and my friend has filled servers selected, so that if we dont wanna play with players i host, if we wanna play pvp he hosts

north shard
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in tarkov there is dead server xD

flat apex
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yes, i cant tell if you're asking or telling me

hasty juniper
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We were actually on dead servers

flat apex
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seems like other people were there too wheeze

north shard
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yeah well that true that i'm on middle east, and its rare I died on reserve, and when there was EU down, suddenly was seeing full kitted player every corner xD

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but bro can't be on server 200+ ping even dead server, It just remove the fun

flat apex
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fun is subjective mate

north shard
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sadly I work and with around 3 raid a day sometime none, don't have the luxe of time xD

flat apex
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i personally sometimes prefer to just have a chill raid, not packed with constant gunfire

north shard
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it remove my fun*

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yeah well middle east its pretty much like that, (middle east reserve server), I think. there are raid I see no one looting half the map

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I know some team who take server to themselves, but usually its not to loot, more for pvp.

frank marsh
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Guys where can I find a key tool? I would really need one since I only have a alpha case. Im new to the game.

wheat skiff
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Woji you playing with mods?

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@frank marsh marked rooms, that's your only bet

frank marsh
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For those I need keys right?

wheat skiff
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Yes

frank marsh
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Im really new to this stuff

wheat skiff
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For the Customs marked room the key is called "Marked Key", for the Reserve ones you'll need to look for yourself since I don't have those keys

ripe finch
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You could just save up the 700k and buy one

frank marsh
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I mostly play Customs, I am trying to learn at least 1 map

lunar ice
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@frank marsh marked rooms, yeah. The ones on reserve are easier to get to (sometimes) and cheaper than buying it

wheat skiff
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He's a man of dedication, if he wants to find it he'll find it

frank marsh
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This game is so hard tho πŸ˜‚

north shard
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@frank marsh marked room, but really just farm 300k and buy it, its easier

frank marsh
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And how much is the docs case?

lunar ice
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@frank marsh you having a hard time earning money?

dense bison
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Rb-Vo and the Rb-Bk are the marked room keys for reserve

lunar ice
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If you mostly play customs, do you know about the hidden stashes?

frank marsh
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@lunar ice yeah

lunar ice
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Ahhh ok

frank marsh
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I die a lot

lunar ice
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Btw is game back up or nah?

flat apex
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@wheat skiff not currently no

wheat skiff
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If you want a big buck you can run IC and collect fuel tanks and motors

frank marsh
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I really need a bigger safe container

wheat skiff
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@flat apex but you do play with them sometimes ye

flat apex
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yea , also @frank marsh just do prapor quest line, punisher part 6 gives u a 2x4 container

wheat skiff
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@frank marsh for that you'll have to complete the Punisher questline, the container you get is double the standard

flat apex
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suck it erdek smiel

wheat skiff
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God damnit Woji u cheating

flat apex
wheat skiff
frank marsh
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@wheat skiff is that a safe container?

wheat skiff
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@frank marsh yes

frank marsh
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Nice

wheat skiff
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But beware, that questline is kinda hard

flat apex
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why u asking if i play with mods sometimes

wheat skiff
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@flat apex idk, just curious

flat apex
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they play with me because they feel bad in reality :(

wheat skiff
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Yikers

stable mirage
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Why cant i just pay peacekerper to skip the guide

wheat skiff
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Cus you can't

flat apex
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just do it 5head, i did it solo blushspinsmiel friend refused to help lul

drowsy pawn
#

My friend bought this game a while back and it says his subscription ended, what's up with that

flat apex
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lol what

stable mirage
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im scared though lol and i can't use the RR exit on reserve because people camp there 24/7

flat apex
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lol what , im yet to see people camp it

wheat skiff
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Wait a moment

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How is the Guide quest hard in any way, it looks simple enough

flat apex
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erdek, you cant die

wheat skiff
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oh you can't die a single time?

stable mirage
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ye

flat apex
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not once

wheat skiff
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Well if you pussy your way through the raid you'll be fine

stable mirage
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And with scavs sometimes 1 shotting me from isk where its even easier kappist

flat apex
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i got quite lucky on reserve

wheat skiff
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I think it's best to start in Labs

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Cus it's the hardest to get out of

flat apex
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why does everyone think that, its not good to start on labs lmao

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because if you do labs first and die on the other maps, you're down 150k, unless you have money to burn through and u dont care

stable mirage
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I starzed on labs because thats like one of the worst maps id you get a bad spawn

wheat skiff
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In my opinion it'd be the worst if I went Labs last and died there, it'd be infuriating

stable mirage
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@hasty juniper

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KEKW

hasty juniper
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?

flat apex
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but if u do labs first, you lose 150k + whatever gear u have if u die

hasty juniper
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Labs was the best one to start on

wheat skiff
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I ain't a pussy, losing some gear won't stop me

flat apex
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it'd be more infuriating to die on something like IC or factory lol after doing labs

hasty juniper
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not really

flat apex
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logically it makes sense to do labs last, but when it comes to spawns in this game, theres nothing logical to it

wheat skiff
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If you gear up well enough you'll be fine, just gotta kill one or two Scavs and then leave ASAP

hasty juniper
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Its infuriating when you leave labs to last and die

flat apex
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you can get fucked over by something out of your control lol

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i mean hey im not here to argue how peopel do their quest, im js , logically if you're trying to save money , you'd do labs last PES2_Shrug

wheat skiff
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I generally die in Tarkov because I was too aggressive and didn't leave when I should've

flat apex
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a lot of the times i died to shit spawns, its actually kinda cringe, im p sure they added new spawns to reserve though

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ive encountered 2 new spawns happypeepo id ask mathieu but i dont wanna bug him sadpepe

stable mirage
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@flat apex Once again, im asking for your mental support for the guide lul

flat apex
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mental support , right now :( ?

stable mirage
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npt right now

flat apex
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ok good cuz i have to go pooper blushspinsmiel

wheat skiff
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What I didn't like is the Prapor quest where you gotta take a document from Customs and leave it on Factory

flat apex
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what i hate is the one where u gotta leave shit in the trash pile on customs dorms / leave sv-98 and some other thing on shoreline beach FeelsSleeperMan

wheat skiff
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Idk about that one, I was mostly able to complete this on my first try

flat apex
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i had to do a lot of the quests solo , i started this wipe too :(

wheat skiff
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I did every single quest solo

flat apex
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so i kept dying like a simp

wheat skiff
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Cus the only friend that ever played Tarkov with me is fucking useless

flat apex
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lol

wheat skiff
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It got to a point where I purposefully refuse to play with him cus I know I'll just be wasting money

flat apex
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lmao

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i mean thats fair enough, i had shit mates in cod and cs that i just refused to play with because they were outright trash or toxic lol

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i mean you're not obliged to play with him just because hes your friend so i mean PES2_Shrug

wheat skiff
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also he's a homo furry that I go to school with so that's a yikes

flat apex
wheat skiff
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Yeah lmao

flat apex
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if the name Quiche is taken on eft im going to be fucking livid

wheat skiff
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Why tho

flat apex
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because i have an inside joke with my mates about it , wanted to change to Quiche

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YES Mr Quiche isnt taken , pog

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so u know how many name is Wojciech, so my history teacher tried to pronounce it and said "Woj-Quiche" i told my mates about it and they've been calling me Quiche / Mr Quiche since, Mr Quiche because we have another guy in our eft group called Mr Marcin lmao

wheat skiff
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Lmao for the meme of it I searched "from:erdek516#5930 furry" into the search bar and the results are genius

flat apex
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man i wish strength training wasnt so slow

amber stump
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are people still crashing? wondering if its worth hopping back on

arctic hornet
#

is the plan for Tarkov to go f2p on open release or open beta? or we dont know yet?

flat apex
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no official statement that its been fixed yet

wheat skiff
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@arctic hornet no

stable mirage
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@arctic hornet no

wraith trellis
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The game will always be pay to ply

arctic hornet
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ok, was just curious

wheat skiff
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That'd be really bad