#general-chat
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@mental forum U have no cells
i want my 1mil compensation NIKITA (because i already spent my last one ;-;)
have any of you checked if the servers are up?(they work)
@exotic meadow @wheat smelt Ive been playing the game since it came out of alpha and seeing you 14 year olds bitching about playing is sad. Go watch tfue and drlupo POGGERS
beta
mad at a bunch of ruski devs who probably picked their servers up from a local scrapyard 🤪
beta isnt an excuse, but them being a small company and having to deal with an overwhelming amoutn of new players is
No fortnite isnt AAA lol
NO COMPLAINS OR DING DONG BANNU
@shut socket literally complaining about bad servers and server maintenance in the same sentence
because fortnight consists of placing a floor in front of a floor in top of a ceiling on top of afloor on top of a wall to run to the sky then fall down while trying to shoot someone putting up a wall and a floor in front of them over and over again. Fortnight is a building sim made for kids
inflate the game again with 1 millies
actually 25!
@exotic meadow @wheat smelt Ive been playing the game since it came out of alpha and seeing you 14 year olds bitching about playing is sad. Go watch tfue and drlupo POGGERS
hello anyone reading, i have receved an order regarding mcdonalds and wondering if i could get a refund? i have paid the full amount and the work on this food is so sloppy and terrible i want to require a refund, mcdonalds is ripping me off and i dont want to order from here again 😠
https://tenor.com/view/roach-dancing-hoes-mad-gif-15117725 when servers go down
Unfortunately, the industry cannibalized the term "BETA", and will "release" games for 3 years with a full cash shop and still call it a "beta" just so that they can justify sweeping changes at a whim and excuse away every issue that pops up. Perfect example would be Escape From Tarkov.
@winged zenith man didnt know having an opinion on a game that currently is having many many issues instantly makes us 14 year olds
@hidden moth its a joke dumbass lmao fucking copy pasta
@gloomy field ok 🙂
bruh i spent 30mins re-arranging my stash and now it have to re do it ;-; flm
@young ibex id agree with you concerning that except this is a complex game run by a small indie company
Unfortunately, the industry cannibalized the term "BETA", and will "release" games for 3 years with a full cash shop and still call it a "beta" just so that they can justify sweeping changes at a whim and excuse away every issue that pops up. Perfect example would be Escape From Tarkov.
@gloomy field go ask mommy to make u a PB&J, and go do ur hw, im not 14, but im certain ur younger. Go lay down and think of all the friends you dont have
What the hell does that have to do with servers lmao. A shit ton of ppl still play it and the servers are just fine :/ this game has no excuse bro
this game is very fun
اتصالي بكل خادم انضممت إليه. لقد قمت بإلغاء التثبيت وإعادة التثبيت ، والتحقق من وجود تحديثات ، وتغيير موقع الخادم عدة مرات ، وحاولت الانضمام إلى خرائط مختلفة ، والتحقق من اتصال الإنترنت الخاص بي (سرعة تنزيل تبلغ 100 ميجابايت ، وسرعة تحميل تصل إلى 10 ميجابايت) ودققت في اختبار ping (أقل من 60 دائمًا). لقد أنفقت 130 جنيهًا إسترلينيًا سخيفًا في هذه اللعبة ، وأتوقع أن أتمكن من لعبها فعليًا. لقد حصلت على "نسخة تجريبية" ، لكنها كانت قيد التطوير لمدة 4 سنوات تقريبًا. لا بأس في نهايتي. جهاز الكمبيوتر الخاص بي كافي تمامًا للعب اللعبة.
في الواقع العقل المحير. لا أستطيع أن أصدق أن لعبة مثل هذه يمكن أن يكون لها العديد من مشكلات الخادم. إلى جانب تحديثات الخادم ، ومشاكل الخادم ، والخوادم التي تخضع للصيانة ، ويجري الآن قطع الاتصال دون سابق إنذار ، وهذا غير مقبول حرفيًا بالنسبة للعبة التي تكلف 40 جنيهًا إسترلينيًا للنسخة القياسية ، عندما لا تنتهي ، و 130 جنيهًا إسترلينيًا لـ "الموسم" تمرير "الطبعة. رجاء. FIX. ك. سخيف. لعبه. في بعض الأحيان لا يمكن اللعب به بشكل صريح ، وهو مرة أخرى ، يحير العقل ، في لعبة متعددة اللاعبين بهذا الحجم.
i just upgraded to the EOD edition but when i log in i still have the basic stash. does anybody know how i can redeem it in game?
@gloomy field go ask mommy to make u a PB&J, and go do ur hw, im not 14, but im certain ur younger. Go lay down and think of all the friends you dont have
look guys now ISIS is mad
hello anyone reading, i have receved an order regarding mcdonalds and wondering if i could get a refund? i have paid the full amount and the work on this food is so sloppy and terrible i want to require a refund, mcdonalds is ripping me off and i dont want to order from here again 😠
wipe account
Christ how old is everyone here? Like can you stop whingeing nothings ganna change when you do it
This isn't the first time BSG had a product that was only "Beta" for it's entire lifespan. This also isn't the first time they made a game with SHIT SERVERS. The only thing BETA is their software engineers
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@gloomy field go ask mommy to make u a PB&J, and go do ur hw, im not 14, but im certain ur younger. Go lay down and think of all the friends you dont have
@gloomy field good job, just know learning copy and paste. So proud of you👍
what do you suggest they do then @vague mauve
Yo thats cool and all but I dont remember asking
@exotic meadow For a guy claiming everyone is a child and has nothing better to do then play fortnite, You do seem to act like a giant man child. Alot man it's kinda sad someone like you exists and by law is classed as a functioning adult god help the world.
can you spell whining correctly you incompetent fucking potato @vague mauve
BETA 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 EXCUSE
why would you make such good game and destroy it with shitty servers
I feel like we need more compensation for this bullshit
EFT Chat keeps breaking my discord
@exotic meadow Deliver more servers WeirdChamp
@light sorrel go play fortnite
only the "superior chad 40 year old who is fully mature who thinks everyone must be 14 to have a fucking opnion on a game" may defend tarkov, for he is the biggest gatekeeper of all the rejects such as @vague mauve or @exotic meadow
@exotic meadow Never have, never will. Go back to whining like the little bitch you are. Or make your super dope lab play. You fucking scrub 😂
i feel like all these people complaining are the type of people who would yell at a wallmart employee
Sauce
INGREDIENTS
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1/2 medium onion, finely chopped
1 small carrot or 1/2 large carrot, finely chopped
1 small stalk of celery, including the green tops, finely chopped
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 teaspoon dried basil or 2 Tbsp chopped fresh basil
1 28 oz. can whole tomatoes, including the juice, or 1 3/4 pound of fresh tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and chopped
1 teaspoon tomato paste
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
METHOD
1 Gently cook the onion, carrot, celery, and parsley: Heat olive oil in a large wide skillet on medium heat. Add the chopped onion, carrot, celery and parsley. Stir to coat.
Reduce the heat to low, cover the skillet and cook for 15 to 20 minutes, stirring occasionally until the vegetables are softened and cooked through.
2 Add garlic: Remove cover and add the minced garlic. Increase the heat to medium high. Cook for garlic for 30 seconds.
3 Add tomatoes, tomato paste, basil, salt, pepper, then simmer: Add the tomatoes, including the juice and shredding them with your fingers if you are using canned whole tomatoes. Add the tomato paste and the basil. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Bring to a low simmer, reduce the heat to low and cook, uncovered until thickened, about 15 minutes.
Optional, purée for smooth sauce: If you want you can push the sauce through a food mill, or purée it in a blender or with an immersion blender, to give it a smooth consistency.
are servers going down in 15?
@light sorrel go play fortnite
than make the game price also beta you fukkkkk
@light sorrel he cant make a super dope lab play, he uninstalled remember?
@exotic meadow go play world of warcraft 3 😠
"de-installed"
@brazen harness Someone like him, will reinstall what's he doing to do, go outside...
"players may have difficulties entering the game. We are already working to fix this issue as fast as we can. We apologize for any inconvenience caused. Thank you for your patience and understanding" man they have said this sooooo many times lmaoooooo
BETA 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 EXCUSE
do you know what would be cool in tarkov? Airdrops. Airdrops that spawn raiders nearby and it has gooooddd loot in it, it would smoothen the economy and make items a little more cheaper, and it would be all around fun
why the hell are you guys arguing in a fan made discord for a videogame, like youre not even arguing on a video game your arguing on a chat for the game
@light sorrel yea, i play multiple sports, and really only plauy games on night and occasionally when i have nothing going on. But you prob know me better, so ill j b quiet
@oak spire idiot
COCK
@exotic meadow About time, thanks.
game no work right now... i go wash dishes come back later
ugh fucking hello? is there a bug where i cant check avokado for my quest?
its up again
@exotic meadow i would like you to be nice 🙂
@fiery saffron mate i know when i want to say whining and whingeing, two different words that can be used for the same thing, and im 18, what im saying is that you guys are acting like children when you do this
lmfao i actually was able to get a response from a man, hes 18 btw, hey guys hes 18 hes 18 everyone holy shit
@exotic meadow Youre the reason I pick digiorno not delivery.
@vague mauve u fokkin wut m8
HELLO? anyone? why cant i check avokado
@gloomy field digorno is pretty gas though
such a fucking man look at him, 18 years old and the most chad of them all, he knows the difference between two words and the difference when someone is messing with him and when someone is being serious
@turbid berry it was a late reply i was playing
servers up ?
hey any1 wants to play
i got an anti cheat detection failed wtf?
@fiery saffron satire comes across well in text
Hey how come sometimes you come across a downed enemy with an axe that cannot be looted.... and how do i get one?
@vague mauve sorry im 14 remember? whats satire? and oh look he has to correct himself...i thought he knew the difference when to use fancy words and normal words
sarcasm*
who wants to paly together
equating behaviour of a child and the intellect of one isnt the same, apparently i cant make mistakes, always have to be perfect on the interwebs
https://tenor.com/view/bullied-angry-bad-gif-5261877 me with @vague mauve rn
Me use big words, so people no think im child
if you believe satire is a big word then thats worrying
hey, i said fancy, not big, sorry you probably don't get the "big" compliment its not like you would know the difference at all
nah, when i say big words, i mean that this is very "casual" and your clearly not using casual words.
well we all have different definitions then to words, so lets not use our own definitions against each other
servers back up?
Yeah they are @loud zealot, and @vague mauve okie dokie
fix the servers
is it just long queue times
man @vague mauve i was ripping you up so bad they deleted some of my stuff
If the reason to that is because you used a gif that nobody agreed with, then sure mate you won
its unrelated to the gif but good guess, anyhow people do agree i was mopping the floor with you but you wouldnt know about that cause you werent invited to those chats...sorry man
CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY GET IN A GAME BESIDES OF THIS CHILDISH BEHAVIOR ????
i just got 32 minutes queue !
oh look someone else think this is all childish
thinks*
eft needs more active dev's
damn these pity jabs really showing ur a winner
@vague mauve If you feel this is childish, you are only adding to the childishness. So the best thing for you to do, is stop talking
my red keycard!!!! wtaf
another crash. fml
servers are not on
this is a joke
damn your lack of competent comebacks really show how much maturity you can add to a situation, good job, btw hes 18 if he didnt say it earlier guys hes mature as shit
disconnected again sweet
lol y'all even got in a raid ? 😆
servers down
this game is a fucking joke
@exotic meadow mate i'll be honest with you im in queue, its just fun to do this
i think they could must to give all of us A COMPENSATION for that issues BECAUSE I DONT PLAY ON THE ENTIRE DAY BRO AND THE FIRST MATCH I LOST ALL MY ITENS!
Some servers are on, some are off, the ones that are on right now are going thru random crashing, they will need to restart the servers to stablize
game broke?
i got disconnected
WAS in the middle of a game... WAS...
give us compensation and we will call it a deal xox
i extracted to get nothing lol sweet
server lost connection again after I got a gp 30 seconds in
@vague mauve well the servers crashed again, and yeah igu
WELL BACK TO RUNESCAPE
Welcome to a BETA
no, i dont want anything back
whoever just fragged me on customs i hate you i had it all lined up
yeah can we get a refund on this shit ass game
@steady spruce hey @vague mauve knows a lot about compensation so ask him for ideas to pich to the devs
Connect to Tarkov ©️
gg servers?
The company is a fuckin joke. Totally unprofessional. Not even any updates or courteous acknowledgements of the current situation on their twitter. May as well be a garage operation.
ZERO Professionalism
@smoky grotto that was me , lol jk im heading of cant play anyways
HOPE YOU GET PKED IN WILDY NERD
is it even possible to get a refund on this ? i didn't think it would be
@smoky grotto was that on the crossroads extract? You shooting towards the trains Lol
just give me good servers pls, i dont need any of the crap back
@young ibex they acknowledge it on the battlestate twitter page
@fickle ledge same, where is mine?
i just went labs and the server died FUCK U BATTELSTATE
ITS IN BETA
@fiery saffron can you stop inserting your preferred point to what i said? i never said that i was mature all i said that this was all childish
stop crying you little girl
if you click on your profile and select "reset game profile" it will fix your issues
"beta" been out for 4 yrs
i just went labs and the server died FUCK U BATTELSTATE
@tribal egret thats your fault for going labs lmao
@void narwhal
So many dick riders i swear though
i haven't gotten into a game all day wtf
and in the biggest show of maturity @vague mauve switches to the victim state taking back all insults he has said because he never said how we were all 14
so did the servers die?
Ah fair enough. Someone got the drop on me from behind but I was geared so killed him lol. Then a second guy rocked up, had a bit of a firefight with him then the DC. Nevermind.
this game is dying
imagine getting mad over losing pixels

everybody just sit in the support channel
ITS JUST PIXELS
RIP servers
WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME FOR THIS 4TH TIME IN A ROW.. I DONT CARE ABOUT GETTING MY STUFF BACK, U STEAL MY TIME...
we better get another mil
Imagine worrying about losing gear/time/progress when you are playing a game that wipes in a few months and is still years from release
Imagine being precious over gear in a fictional game played for funsies.everyonr gets annoyed by the DCs etc. they've repeatedly said they weren't ready for the huge player influx, and are a small company not geared for 24/7 ops, and due to infrastructure design are running physicals. But hey, fuck reading right? Lol
@steady spruce i think people are more upset over wasting their time chasing the pixels. kinda sucks to work hard for 30 minutes just to have it disconnect xD. its like someone flipping a chess board during a game thats been on going for about 30 minutes xD
@fiery saffron again i never said that i didnt say you acted like children, all i did was clarify things, if you think that me playing a victim then you should think differently
havent played 1 game all damn day
im new to the game 1st thing i tried was the looking for groups in game an all that did was get me killed on spawn lol
I hope we don't get a mill, you broke fucks asking for a mill will fuck up the flea market AGAIN
#SPAMJOINSUPPORT
tarkov is KIA
second time today, are you fucking kidding me?
ripareno
ITS JUST PIXELS CALM DOWN
A 'compensation' of a mil would be insulting to me
@mental forum i think people are more upset over wasting their time chasing the pixels. kinda sucks to work hard for 30 minutes just to have it disconnect xD. its like someone flipping a chess board during a game thats been on going for about 30 minutes xD
3rd time today or maybe 4th time its crashed
i think i understand why there is a slow chat setting for general
is game still broke?
its broke again
:loading:
it was broken it was never fixed and it is broken today and will be for 2 years 100%
it was
FFS FUCKING GAME
OHHH SHIT A RAT
backend error can suck my dick
It will forever be broken. That is the story of this type of game. Accept it or play something else
big rip
ok
takes somebody's sports equipment away "It's just atoms calm down
140€, money well spent
"it's just pixels" people payed 40+ dollars for some shit that's supposed to work, and when it doesn't you're going to catch heat, regardless. go fuck yourself. nobody has an obligation to be calm about anything.
No we didn't 'pay for some shit thats supposed to work' We are morons who paid to have access to a game that is in a playable alpha state.
my game works fine
Plus, Americans don't do calm. C'mon.
i mean yall accpeted the preorder with access to the beta no obligation to be mad LMAOOOOOo
nah they just shoot up schools
im having more fun chasing the loading pixels then playin tarkov today
righht trnoifv eht egmqa eisn'tr wqporkgni

even the discord server is shitting itself
@fathom lichen you and another handful of whiteknights are teh only retards that believe that shit
its in beta remember this
~~ru tarkov discrod is a 🅱️ 🇷 🇺 🇭 ~~
Why is everyone hating so much
hey @vague mauve you say you never called us children then explain this you sent at 3:51 saying "what im saying is that you guys are acting like children when you do this"??
Imagine being precious over gear in a fictional game played for funsies.everyonr gets annoyed by the DCs etc. they've repeatedly said they weren't ready for the huge player influx, and are a small company not geared for 24/7 ops, and due to infrastructure design are running physicals. But hey, fuck reading right? Lol
@rich sparrow
"small company" made 16 million pounds last year and the game wasnt even popular then almost always is top 3 on twitch, who knows how much they have made this year there not small at all my friend.

KEEP IT GOING ❤️
i get tarkov is in beta, but is discord in beta as well?
yo they are deleting shit people are saying, they just deleted 2 of my messages
the only thing i have been playing with is matching screen https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/659777282323513353/681250726873399354/4DIjOiUqiP.gif
@lethal flume No you misunderstand. I'm frustrated it isn't working, but this is a game that will never see a release. I fully expect to still be getting DCed from the beta in 2022 😛
anyones game just super laggy still?
@fiery saffron apparently you dont know how double negatives work in a sentence
so you're a cuck then basically, happy with throwing your money at nothing. nice


@short goblet nice profit. Only 59 employees on LinkedIn. Lol
An alternate reality where Sonic is the least broken game.
dunk store https://dunkeyscastle.com/
servers been down for the past 45 mins?
imagine having enough money to happily spend it on whatever you want for some twat to say youre a cuck for spending your money
games up
@vague mauve aparently it still hasnt clicked all im doing is messing with you envoking responses from a much more mature man such as yourself as you said, only a grown man will respond to me
i dont think people disconnet from the middle of battle irl, realism is still in beta
@lethal flume Yes, yes I am, but judging by the fact you paid for the game too...
@lethal flume Yes, yes I am, but judging by the fact you paid for the game too...
@fathom lichen u didn’t pay for the game u payed for the early acces version of a game
@fathom lichen you're an idiot
@fiery saffron if thats the case thats fine with me cause im dicking around in my stash killing time, if its the other case then someones trying to shift the goal
@gilded cove everyone when they see me mop the floor with @vague mauve in chat
dis game completly fooked bruv i paid good wonga for this shite bruv wot the fooking el is me and the mates gonna play now bruv fuming and raging i am
and i believe people can and should be miffed about shit not functioning AT ALL, same issues EVERY WEEK, and for some reason you don't. get fucked homie, lmao
Y’all should understand that this isn’t an game yet people keep demanding shit from the devs and also say the servers are wack you need to give them time if u can’t handle it just don’t play
lucky, cant even access my stash :(( we will get there soon, hopefully
@vague mauve i literally told you this multiple times since the begginning, lmfao
@woeful schooner This games been out for 4 years. Beta isnt an excuse for overloading servers 24/7.
exactly
the average players at one time has gone up 80k in the past month
@fiery saffron and i've also said im killing time, and rather im too lazy to remember what you said before
Yes but people are pushing this game to be like that massive thing expect from companies like idk valve but it’s a small group with the bad luck that their fandom grew faster than they can manage
@solar cliff 2 months
all things bright and beautiful all creature big and small
and im just killing time waiting for a mature 18 year old such as yourself to act mature and be the bigger man and stop responding cause according to you we are all just kids here @vague mauve
this game is at a point where its so good that all they need to do is fix all the bugs and server issues and then focus on content, which is what they are doing i hope
Here you go while we wait
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Boris learns to fly with help of cheeki breeki. The power of the slav is stronk in this one.
Also probably the last video of 2015.
This series has been requested so many times, here it goes...
@fiery saffron again i never said i was mature, i did say you guys were immature, it may indicate that i would think myself to be mature but thats all it is an indication not a fact
Only way this game ever progresses is if they do a complete rewrite of their netcode, redesign their server to be scalable, and potentially scrap Unity (or pray that Unity eventually delivers on the fixes they have been promising for years). I don't have that kind of faith so for me it is just a fun shooter that only works Monday -> Friday.
ill put it this way. i paid money for something functional.
quit using big words im too high to read that shit
yo when is this game gonna drop like 500k and cop some better servers
are the servers back up?
yeah
its just people dont know what they spend money on
RED REBS ARE 1m CHEAPER GET EM ASAP
XD if it was 500k they wouldve had this fixed a while ago
1mil cheaper and i still cant afford it 
@vague mauve cry
I just bough EOD and relaunched the game and it didnt give me the upgrades. Anyone know how to fix this?
wait
cry
@fiery saffron dude i cant cry on command you should know that by now
@burnt ore Depends on how you paid for EoD. Some payment methods are likely delayed (at least that is how larger companies do it)
shit you right my bad bro @vague mauve
get memed, nerd.
i paid with debit card
hey guys is uhh the servers back on?
ye
sweet time to die in dorms
all things bright and wonderful the good lord made them all
OH yes i got my gear bacl
yeah i got my gear back like 20 mins ago and died with it, good times
ARE THE SERVERS STILL DOWN?
NO
:loading:
servers crashing again?
@burnt ore Might try to exit out of everything and restart the launcher too. Also, if you upgraded from a diff version your new rewards are in your messages and you claim them like you would an insurance return.
Tarkov up yet? @ me of it is please
^
Matching... for over 3 minutes now
Are the servers up?
Barely lol dealers are broken and you cant ready up
Seems servers are back
why is this shit not extracting me just does the timer and doesnt extract me
nope
F
f
servers are down again F
F WTF MANU
bro they are down again
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING SHIT
f
feelsbadman
DUDE.. fk this game
it works
down again
gETTING TIRED OF THIS SHIT
Give me my free mil
are you kidding me!!!!
I just lost all of rashalas loot cause it wouldnt extract me for 3 fucking minutes while i was sitting there waiting then this shithole of a game says server connection lost
lost 301 key and factory key
LOL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BATTLESTATE THIS IS THE SECOND FUCKING RAID THAT I HAD OVER 2 MIL AND DISCONNECTED
lost 303 key and a car key
second game and again fkin SERVER CONNECTION! are you FKIN joking!?

lets sue battle state games
this is bananas
:loading:
server connection lost keeps happening lul
@steel jackal its gonna be ok
well.. you're lucky.. i've lost only on gamma case .. 1.2 mil 🙂 nice welldone! ruin this game please! same shit:)
but u all complain as if it matters
already rerolled.
Can't do a reroll.. is i even got ultimate pack .. 🙂 not funny at all.. this game is starting to annoy me 🙂
@steel jackal its gonna be fine, just relax. im here for you.
:loading:
I already got all my stuff back from my raid.
found ledx and connection lost fml
@steel jackal its gonna be fine.
... Ok.. seems that the servers are Restarting from a different Phase?! I've even lost insurance on weapons :)) that i've insured 7 hours ago 😐 dafuq.
i opened the game and i was logged into someone else's account
what the heck is up with servers
i opened the game and i was logged into someone else's account
@fathom sonnet yea i opened prapor and it said i was x-ploder lol
same here with 2 others here
servers super fast today
So whats up with the servers now?
servers down?
Rip servers man
i definitely want 10 mil rubles refunded lmao
#gimme10mil
Noone is gonna get anything pipe down
cap last time they refunded 1 mil
Anyone can load?
negative
GOD DAMnit just got my ass blown away after finding 4 keys and some para cord in a stash
is anyone able to load in
i just left a match but it's hanging in the after mission
nikita suck my dick
fun game
but ure all so pathetic
is that a pokemon in your picture?
@hasty aspen no u
Uwu
My dick is very erect rn
who wants to ERP
yo whats this x-ploder thing. it says my name is xploder when i go to prapor
same here
I put a lobster in a toilet
i too am a fan of ERP
ERP is gang
ooh mr. bear such big hairy muscles u hev
Jack go ahead and start
average wait time in the US right now is like 4 minutes it says lol
LIES
ERP = Erotic RolePlay
Erp time? Alright then. Want me to be serious about it? 🤔
is invidia inspector bannable?
yes, daddy
.
servers ?
DM me I'd you want to be serious about it.
is invidia inspector bannable?
@cloud thorn ?
how do i tell if the mayo on the market is 100/100?
What's happening to this community? 🤦♂️
@smoky grotto yes is nvidia inspector allowed?
Almost all things on the market that are consumable or have a durability are mostly scams.
i have a 100/100 im trying to price accurately thats all
lol i love watching the chat when servers go out lol
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH @fiery saffron BLOCKED ME XDDDD
@smoky grotto yes is nvidia inspector allowed?
@cloud thorn ye man, why not. It's just reading parameters of GPU, it doesn't modify it or tamper with the way memory works on it.
is everyone else having problems with the game
octa-de-buggala
Yes
i JUST SHAT ON FULLY GEARED SQUAD WITH APS WHY GAME
MAYBE U SHAT ON THEM BECAUSE OF DC ?
^^^
Nah they were just blind and slow
why are queue times so long on everymap for me its like 10 mins plus wtf
the entire client broke for me i couldnt click or do anything
because servers have aids
wahh
migrant
off again? bro
hi
is it fixed?
how not to get boss loot out pt 6
servers on fire still?
I can get on Tarkov just can’t load in so I’m just watching hunter x hunter
bruh i just wanna play tarky before the weekend slips from me
any maps working?
thanks BSG, every god damn sunday that i have a chance to play THE FUCKING SERVERS DONT WORK, 3 WEEKS IN A ROW, FIX YOUR GOD DAMN SERVERS
lol
@clever fox its beta dude
can someone explain how i just hit a guy 8 times with m856a1 and hes not dead? it was a scav run
Its 856a1
use m855a1
dows anyonw know why coffee is so expensive atm wtf
@mental forum 3rd most popular game on twitch mate, should have enough money by now to have consistency in server connection
Ask the brasilians
but if i hit a dude 8 times and he has like level 3 or 4 armour surely that would kill him, like m856a1 is decent ammo
decent ammo to kill scavs, not players.
anyone else having extreme wait times to get into the game?
surely 8 shots would do the trick though its not much worse than 55a1
@mossy hamlet yep
@crude wren https://i.redd.it/9yhj1lqzy6541.png you're welcome
depressionnnnnnn
are servers down?
Servers allahu akbar‘d themself
@clever fox yeah he had level 4 armour at most, even if it didnt pen surely i wouldve broken it
is the game broken or what
@crude wren m856a1 on the graph at least shows that it will just about penetrate lvl 4 armour, 8 shots aint gonna kill him, might damage the armour yeah, also u may not know if he had tier 4
@clever fox he had that shitty level 3 army helmet i doubt he wouldve had higher than level 4 armour
yo did anyone ever find out what that link that retarded kid @rain mantle posted was
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🩸 here. hav some blood. it’s for you
reserve server down?
@crude wren bruh i wear penis helmet with gen4 sometimes kekw helmets dont do shit ricochet chance is what matters
i don't even wear a helmet just a cowboy hat cuz im a fucking badass
A good player would just take out the Legs
altyn = invincble got shot 5 times in head took like 1 damage each
i prefer the blueberry helmet bc its meta
or wear the penis facemask so you can scare people dead
peen helm and skin mask... gross
are people actually able to play the game right now or no?
10 minute queue time
its random, sometimes u can and sometimes u cant
any cute gamer girls down for duos ?
30 minute queue time

evrything
@smoky grotto everything
WE GOT IN
i really hope this isnt no DayZ 2.0 where the devs make a ton of money and just dip out
tbh tho this is happening every week and is a know issue that they are hopefully working on but its really starting to get annoying
every weekend it becomes really hard to play this game
dont complain i lost aprox 500k worth of gear due to the servers but im still happy its a game these thing in your acct arnt real like legit ??
a ton of new players so more server traffic
i just want to connect and play
500k anit much can make that back in 1 two to raids
yeah the player count has more than quadrupled so that would put some stress on the servers
for me its a lot thats over half my money again play for fun not this im a millionare dream
azr try going into a scav raid, hear where the shooting is and go there, you have a chance of killing geared players and making money
gear fear will hinder you in this game
Is tarkov still acting fucky? Got off 3 hours ago to see if it'll snap out of this bs
Your king is back my bruddahs the one and only numba1killa ( the one who always runs at killa full sprint with hatchet then opens kiba door and kills all the players like I own interchange ahh yes you remember me
also a stock gun with good rounds is much better then a kitted gun with shit rounds
@low salmon teach me sensei
What'd interchange? who's Killa
lol i dont got gear fear my point is stop whinning and have fun ppl who blat dont get anything because no one takes them seriously
I heard that servers might be back online tomorrow
does anyone know of a good item from jaeger to buy and resell to him to get the 1m roubles spent?
any1 know who tf X-Ploder is?
@young finch the servers have been online all day?
mr krab...hunting axes
I heard that if you switch to Geico you can save a bunch on your car insurance...
yo are the servers still down?
@young finch im literally playing as we speak?
@crude wren The servers? we at wild wings here?
@signal nymph is it not antique axe? it says the merchant cannot buy this item
he can buy antique axes
any1 know who tf X-Ploder is?
u guys in a game yet?
that does work well as people sell it for 50k and he buys for the same
@crude wren what map?
are they gonna even say "hey the servers are down" or anything?
They already have
I once heard that Nikita doesn't poop. he's a god like North Korean Kim
can we expect some robules due to the servers being down, papa may have went crazy and lost a few millions in labs
F in the chat, was trying to buy the EOD edition for a friend and it put it on my account instead
@strange crow I'll text Nikita and ask him in whatsapp about that. 😉
@green beacon damn 1 hr
LMAO
hey guys when i went to traders this is what i saw
I once heard that Nikita wrestled a 2 Siberian tigers... with only his toes
nvm
thats a really kinky tiger
was 2 tigers and only a pinky toe
bruh whats going on with the servers?
who knows
I once heard that Nikita came to America, Only to find out Trump only had standard edition
Has anyone been able to get into a match?
Anyone else went from having a million rubles and tons of gear to nothing - then back to having everything lol
its the lizard squad lmao and also i havent even been able to getinto a match
@mint field i was playing factory
idk what game to play now bro, wtf
br drops on mw soon 🤷♀️
finally got a game
just got in customs after 17
Damn, i sold 2 magcases, they are gone, no money was given feels bad....
when you die due to server lag a guy throws a nade at me and i run away into cover then tp back and my wifi is ace rn and rig so rip
@strange crow watch this and let me know if your ready to die for me like my teammate 😭🤣😭. https://streamable.com/fpn2q Sorry pawpawpanda
everyone still experiencing server disconnects????
cant even get in a game
^
@low salmon brooooooo wtfff
@low salmon a couple of days ago i did this really sick flick shot with a scope to a dude who was running behind me, only to find out i MLGed my friend
who's the guy who was asking about x-ploder?
Lol I was talking so I didn’t hear him say he was on the escalator don’t worry I killed them both lol @prime dew @strange crow
Traders are gone for me?
some spanish ?
Anyone else getting into a match?
Does tarkov still do like a lag blip right before your about to get into a firefight ? I hate that shit man it also helps tho bc when you start lagging like that you know there’s a player around
20 min queue for me so far
im fine with queues on factory
I have queue'd for like 40 min done 4 diff queue's 10 min each
@tawdry gazelle don’t take this in wrong way , but I can’t tell if your male or female lml
HAHAHAHA^^^^
are they up yet
fuck no
😦 sadness... 10min wait to get in and die looool
LMAO ^^^^^
im 25 min deep rn
whats his name?
@low salmon it be like that sometimes, hit me up if you up for a raid later
his names is prob Chad if i were to guess
OMG GOT A MATACH
and the servers just crashed
Did he at least buy you a drink first?
nope went in completely dry\
What a stud
LMAO
just encountered my first obvious cheater cheater in kiba i got my first reap ir scope then a guy speed hacking named "-poopdick" ran up and insta killed me and my friend through the glass all headshots
big oof
video or it didnt happen
I dont use shadow play because of the mic icon and the other thing in the bottom right it really annoys me i wish i did get it on video I didn't know people could still speed hack....
OFF IM IN
there are other options like game bar
Im still wondering the same thing as @low salmon
can i not put a silencer on my svd?
you need adaptor and the original muzzle
im gonna be using my "hacks" build till all the new players quit the game 😉
which adapter?
@charred coral your moms adapter, jk jk. just being a moron. i actually dont know what goes on an SVD
link search muzzle
tyty sht is sick only spammed m1a and rsass in my days.... is svd gonna shred ?
Anyone else having really long queue times?
@safe wigeon the servers r down
@proven hatch do we know for how long?
nope
match making is normal or prolongued
prolonged, infinitely prolonged. aka servers down
damn
idk why people keep saying servers are down i stopped getting disconnect like hr ago and so did many other people ik
I just can’t get in any game, been matching for 15 minutes
i matched for 58min earlier
tf just happened to insurance
yo the servers up yet
MATCH MAKING IS NORMAL???
just hard crashed again
just got into interchange in 4 min
na or eu?
@charred coral server selection??
hes in riad lol
WHAT THE REGION
Runeu
lol
you guys have endless loadning efter game?
im getting in pretty quick now
lol
NA BOYS
getting disconnected on chicago server
So games are back up or no?
that a no for me at least
are the servers working? I just got on for the day
servers still burning or nah?
i just got disconnected
was loading perfect
yup still burning
unreal
FUCK NMO
ME TOO
again.....
noooooooooooo
gets into game, starts task, gets dc'd
aaaaagggggggaiiiiiin
anyone else getting hardcore blinkies
ive come here
just dced with a labs key card and like 4 quest items
Is the game still up?
MY GOD I JUST DC NVM GUYS HAHA NO RAGMAN LVL 3 FOR ME JUST KILLED 13 SCAVS ON INTERCHANGE
I HAD 3 GRAPHICS CARDS
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STILL A PROBLEM THIS SHIT IS PATHETIC
BRO MY SCAV SPAWNED WITH A VIOLET KEY CARD AND THE SERVERS DIE I GOING OUT OF TARKOV
did you put em in your prision wallet?
disconnected lol
servers down?
we all may still be in raid when we relaunch lol
when does the tarkov sale end
yikes
lost 25 purple red keycard and 90 ledx...
LOL stop buying the game please
man honestly fuck this game, like, i know its a fucking beta and thats what we paid for but holy shit, with all that money they got over the holidays, its ridiculous that they havent fixed this old and very well known issue
EXACTLY
jesus christ, they cant fix ddosing in a day
i been doing this quest over and over all day its a great time
i agree lets make a petition
they are not spending any of the money improving it. They are just going to let it fail and take the money away and laugh
125 dollars for a game that i can't play on the weekends
got killed in labs as people pushed XDXDXDXD
I've owned since jan 2017, really enjoyed it before all thehype and now the servers are dying 😦
yeah server crapped out on me trying to sell things. Selected a es lamp light to sell and it selected my killa helmet and sold it for 15k
FUCK THIS GAME
$160******* plus giving life to it so p much game is life and they ruining life 🙂
Blame the people ddosing lmao
im so mad
are you guys able to load back into the menu ?
im in menu
they should give us money for this
people aren't hitting off a game like this
I dont want their fake fucking money. i want them to fix the fucking gfame
i cant reconnect to my match
ffffffffff
just bought a 65 dollar game and and got fucked in the ass
i cant reconnect either and my scav is still chilling with the same loot before I went in no timer either
@everyone quit bitching! Characters are rolled back to pre-crash
IT'S NOT BATTLESTATE'S FAULT jesus christ you guys are retarded
yes u cant reconnect all u got in raid is reverted ty for money come again -nikita
can they at least let me keep my quest progression...
@merry loom go fuck yourself groupie. Servers down for HOURS on a weekend
KID NOBODY IS DDOSING THE SERVERS ? U DUMB
cant connect to server i was in, is my PMC mia now?
@wooden juniper whos fault is it?
@crystal panther Come complain here that will fix it. Yesterday they were fine. Go @ someone who actually cares about your pathetic WoEs
the servers bsg is subscribe too nikita said himself he hates them @whole yarrow
@random mauve u keep the stuff u went in the raid with. The things u looted while in the raid wont stay
wtf does that mean @nocturne edge
@merry loom you keep responding you fat fuck. Keep it up. Clearly you used your fat cunt of a moms credit card to buy the game
@nocturne edge ? what ?
three fucking graphics cards just lost....
It has me stuck on the reconnect screen I dont wanna confirm leave and lose my stuff
at least the dude that hatchling in front of me and stole my loot got fucked 🙂
so bsg dont own any of there servers thay run it through some other shitty 3rd poarty company
yes @nocturne edge
ohhhh
it must suck you have to wait so long to keep talking shit to each other. must seem like an eternity lmao.
If you think a game like this is not working "server wise" because of ddosing you're just slow in the head. It's on battlestates game behalf, also consider hundreds of thousands of people playing this game that is hosted in Russia.
@nocturne edge it is bsg fault for being cheap and not buying server from a more reliable company
is there going to be a way to offline coop so you can learn the game?
@dry bluff it is a lot of fun. I like to picture them sweating in their little plastic chair.
well dude its not there fualt a huge surge of playbase got the game
lmao
people really dont knwo about server prices these ddays... plus how much of a pain in the ass they are to maintain
when are servers going to work
wouldnt something like amazon web services work?
the blow up of this game was quite unexpected and they didnt have disposable servers so now it's kinda shitty but it will get better , I believe in them
@nocturne edge they pocket a lot of money and cheap out on servers, it is their fault that a surge of players crashed the servers
every since twitch drops and the Christmas FTP the servers started to go wacky but ever before they wernt as bad as this
Just saying this wasnt an issue for fortnite when they blew up at the start and EFT has 1% of the players that fortnite had
Add in the discount sale players lel
HI
ARE SERVER UP YET TIRED OF PLAYING POOPG
fortnite has a company behind that already has other games and has alot of money it's different sir u can't compare the two
well now youre hust sounding like an idiot... this was aproject.. they didnt have a kcickstarter so they were working off of their own ppocket and now their overwhelmed..give them time they can just make servers magicially dapear..plus russia isnt the richest country in the world with the economy
well theres licensing and paper work dude its not gonna happen in with a snap of a finger they gotta order that shit like amazon
bsg makes more than enough money to invest in better server hosting but they choose not to
@nocturne edge that is not how that works.
@signal nymph yes and no, If you have say 300,000 people paying 140$ for the game, servers will mot and should not be an issues. now im not sure on the exact amount on purchases, but i know servers. It really isnt that bad
you can't just get servers in 2 seconds nowadays , the deamnd for servers nowadays are huge they probably can't buy servers because there is none avalaible it's probably not about the money they aren't investing
@signal nymph i gurantee theyve sold 10x that many accounts, at least
its monthly payment sto rent a server plus you need to pay for maintanence then you need people qualified to maintain them seervers and as i said russia isnt the richest economy so they are probably making thheir own servers
is it just me or are the servers acting weird today?
takes 7-14 days to get servers up WITHOUT the plumbing, can usually have a server up within 3 days or less with plumbing. Really not that hard. sure theres a demand. but if so move to a better company.
you guys arent accounting for them paying for labor to devs and such
@signal nymph they already have qualified people at the third party server companies where it is their whole job to host things on serverse
welll in all fairness we dont know their circumstances... could be their own servers could be athird party server. who knows
@signal nymph And who's fault is that? the communication is garbage
I take it the servers are taking a shit currently?
they would have a sort of premade server setup program for tarkov, they don't just individually type new code into every server
@signal nymph Totally agree and you're right im sure Russia isn't the best for servers aha
the servers arent just in russia bro smh
dude it's not like this happens everyday, chill out
it's been happening a lot recently
@grand iron are you autistic? It happens all the fucking time
are you guys able to get into raids?
@runic axle no shit they aren't
only every weekend when regular ppl can play the game... yeah, nbd that 95% of the player base cant play a game they payed for. servers need to get addressed STAT
big companies have problems with servers and these people are here getting mad cuz a little company has problems with servers when their player base explodes
😄
like think about it. this was one or 3 guyss idea and they have made this huge community based upon their own economical problems as i ve been to russia and i know how far back i nthe stone ages they are (depends on city) and they are still growing their work force and trying to keep the gameup as long as possible wihtout as much disruption to your playing time whislt they modify their studio to oadd servers out of their own pocket and our money. its not easy sorting this stuff out and trying to please the masses just remember that.plus if you guys have played old fashioned BDO or any other beta/ in development game then youll know this is nothing
@crystal monolith at hasnt exploded overnight, fortnite didnt have this issue and it blew up to 5x the size, this shit company has no excuse
it has been more than three months of server issues
having multiple connections to internet providers (we're talking backbone providers like Level 3 and Cogent, not last-mile providers like Comcast or Time Warner) in case one of them goes out or a line gets cut. Backup power in case of public power loss. And multiple physical locations around the globe to host local servers so everyone can play with a reasonable ping.
Then there's the option of paying someone else to manage all of that and just rent a group of servers from various locations.
I rent a cheap server from a colocation facility (~USD$66/month, paid annually), and I can host three maybe four copies of a Killing Floor server on it. Depending on how a game and server is made, a single machine could host many more.
Thus, renting a quality server costs a thousand a year or more, depending on the quality of the server. And usually has a "startup cost" because they have to buy the hardware and don't want you renting it for one month and dropping it, sticking them with the hardware cost.
Let's say a USD$1500/year server can host 12 copies of a game server. Say there are about 7000 people playing Evolve right now. Five players a game, that's 1400 copies that need hosting. 12 copies per machine, that's about 115 servers. At L$1500/yr, that's $172,500 per year. Plus any fees (generally several hundred each) for renting a new server. And it's likely they need to keep more than that available so people can still play at peak hours, even though in the off hours and a month from now that number of servers required is gonna go down.
It's likely if you're renting that many servers you can get some sort of deal from the colocation agency. But still, it's a lot of money.
@crystal panther I actually am thank you very much :). Since I came back today is the only day it's been a problem. So it's probably not just the servers but you ISP is bad and eh Autistic people generally are very smart people on avg e.g. einstein, newton etc so if I wasn't you're basically paying me a complement
@crystal monolith do you have any idea on the amount of money they have made recnelt? they could have been already buying way better devs and better support for servers. and even if its beta, players can fucking test the game if it doesnt work
oh my god comparing fortnite to eft , bro , fortnite is owned by epic , epic already has experience + lots of money and servers ofc they have less problem
@nocturne edge 100%
servers down?
"StOp CoMpLaInG ItS BeTa"
EPIC is one of the best companys in the world and of all time in gaming development, they took a break from unreal then decided to do fortnite and boom, easy money again
@nocturne edge thank you! someone hwo actually understands XD
If you remmeber MW2 they didnt have their own dedicated servers either it was based upon a host hence why there would be a whole game lag an alll because it was base dupon that one mans internet
@crystal monolith ok how about psyonix? their game blew up overnight and they had maybe one down time, again this game has no excuse for being so fucking shit
im not complaining i just want to play 🙂
You'd think they give another update?
@whole yarrow sorry what game ?
oh boy.. EFT Chat is something else.
I'm happy if they give me another million
the fuck is psionix XD
sooo servers are down?lol
yeah dead
@crystal monolith the one thats been pretty consistently in top 10 on steam for 4 years
btw @whole yarrow that game is owned by epic , so there you have your answer
bruh psyonix is bought by epic and plus rocket league does have shit servers
im talking about when the game blew up 4 years ago... you guys are fucking retards lmao
Any games starting or servers working anywhere ?
I didn't even know that game existed , what kind of blow up are we talking about
the game isnt called psyonix its rocket league 😛
@crystal monolith it sold 5 million copies, and how did you not know it existed but you knew what i was talking about without me saying the name?
because I used google and it said Epic games owns this game
ok well 5 million sale, doesnt matter if some person who lives under a rock doesnt know about it. my point still stands that other games dont have the same issues as this pile of shit
if you said Rocket League it would have been a different story
Epic game does not own this game wth
how would thatve made a difference?
wait a minute isn't psyonix a company ?
h
ya?
bro , they have been around since 2000 ofc they know how to handle their shit
just l;eave it man. their proabbly kids who dont know how money work..
EPIC acquired psyonix in May 2019 which means they are the owner and parent company, meaning they own all assets including the games
@grand iron im aware
better example is league of legends tho
are the servers still shit?
doubt tomoorow
well it has already been 8+ hours
its barely mornignnn in russia
americans just have to go to sleep
Yall so mad about the servers. Chill the fuck out lol
@smoky grotto thats the 3rd person i seen share that account Xd
Is it just endless load times or?
@vestal barn yeah their bacon, beer, hillbilly, shotgun minds cant comprehend a europeans 😉 XD JK dont get salty like your MC ds. also impatient i forgot that one
what happens with game.. no loading omg!
i think BSG are saying take a shower and say hi to your 47 year old kid
i hope they compensate us
lol
i mean.. they did before
Is anyone elses traders messed up?
yeah servers down nothing works
damn dude
i spawned in customs and it worked for a bit but died now its fucked still
I just had my best scav run in a long time
so can anyone tl;dr working servers right now? inb4 "none"
tldr: Intermittently
i just spawned in as a scav, will see how that goes
ive only been able to play 4 games in the last 6 hours lol
servers back up finally
I just finished my first game without a disconnect, 9 min scav run. If that happens again then I might run my pmc
Anyone wanna see a picture of my dog
SERVERS ARE BACKKK FINALLLY
@cunning flame yah show dog pls
will need confirmation before i lose more shit
@lean cipherrds dont worry bro youll be ok
Are qeue times still shitty? Or are the servers still down
who fucks x-ploder?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647056048498278401/681339726405697541/unknown.png becuase thats not me... im not dumb enough to be a usec
who are the level 1 "agua389247623" people always sitting in shoreline?
server connection lost 🙂
F
WoW's gold farmers are working 3rd shift as red card farmers
big sad
servers are still shit, 6 hours later
so the traders are fucked rn I had an army of Prapors in my trader option look in screenshots the game is fucking up bad
6 hours later? try 20 hours
Waiting for a normal game takes me 4-5 minutes, now it fucks my game for a good 15 minutes everytime
backend error
lol did you think they tossed up new ones in this time?
x-plode I think is a place holder maybe because I had the same thing
Looks like no gaming for me tonight
this server connection lost is horrible. the game has been literally unplayable
it's rewind time
.#FullLaunchReady
guys just stop playing the game then the servers will get sorted out
so new players leaving?
sadface ¯_(ツ)_/¯
if you @ me you're a pussy
with vengence?
@whole yarrow kappa
I’m a new guy and got into one fact scav earlier
If traders ain't loading, I ain't trusting the server to launch a game
2 positive raids all day lol
servers down again
i think so....
😛
Can't load Fence, not trusting it
And I’m in a game now again bye
plz pray for my pmc in the lab rn 😂
so just 5 maps for now? or you unlock more? (just got the game)
they will come out later
just lost a 200k m4 grade A servers
time to have a shower you sweaties
are us servers still down?
@smoky grotto I lost one earlier and I lost a lab access and lab weapons key servers kicked me out 4 times always right before extract
rewind time boys
@uncut dock shut the fuck up
Goodnight 
killed rashala and got kickedf out half way through also had a graphics card
wow maybe we will get another cool Million cuz this
Lol
i wasnt even able to lose anything today because the servers arent up long enough for me to do a test run then gear up fully
I want 2 because this has happened 2 weekends in a row
can someone please help me with a quest? PM me ❤️

why the fuck would you offer a sale for a game that can barely keep up with server upgrades
Any ETA on tarkov server issues resolution?
which just got over the brunt of server issues from a couple weeks ago. Whose smart idea was it to offer a sale.
I think it's because of fatherland day
isnt it the birthday of their company?
hey guys, are we having fun yeT?
my pussy hurts from all this fuccin BSG has givin me
anyone else cant ready into a game? click it and nothing happens on my scav
@random mauve no thats a unique problem, exclusively affecting you
@random mauve just restart the game that's what i did and had the best scav run ever lol
Matching for 7 minutes, normal?
Yes
KEEP IT ON TOPIC
whats the topic?
Servers are having a hard time, that's the topic
whats the code i forgot
what else i new
What in the batman is going on ?
20 percent discount + server issues = what's going on
30 min que and going
nikkita is saying have a shower FFS
im in customs just waiting for lost connection or some shit lol. im ratting real hard right now
Loading loot at 17 minutes wait
New LEDX location? https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/RB-SMP_key
are servers down?
i hear no shots so i assume im going to get kicked
servers just went down
FIX YOUR SHIT TARCOV THIS GAME IS UNPLAYABLE FOR HALF THE WEEKEND
dropped 3 thick boys on woods with a mosin and servers go down and I lose all of their shit and my shit
just lost my violet card!??!
im stuck on matching anyone else able to get into a match?
im stuck on matching anyone else able to get into a match?
@solemn fractal 15 minutes for Customs, and negative.
wtf i thought they had this shit fixed
i went in kitted on customs with a bunch of shit and disconnected 4 times then got dsync killed by a fucking scab
Insurance my guy
i did but when i get dsync killed i never get my shit back, its like someone else who isnt lagging just comes and picks it up
Pretty sure all the servers are down so its a strong chance you might get it back
if its possible id suggest tarkov to do a "reset" as in rollback the servers a day so people who lost shit today didnt lose it
NO
Hey guys lets have a general conversation about the consumption of human nutrients

@smoky grotto why did you benefit from people lagging out all day? were you a lucky person just picking up peoples shit like a scum? lmao
chill dude you are upset over pixels
Spam my Dms with recipes ❤️
no cause if they roll back 1 day then i will lose the shit i did before the servers shit themselves
well i made it out with 4 limbs blanked no water no food and full loot. hope the servewrs hold
anybody got long load times
I mean I want to shit myself sooo bad so i can just cover myself in stinky diiareah
Hey does anyone know if I reset my EFT profile and progress and start fresh, will I be credited everything I had to start with when I purchased my package?
yes
And if there's a big patch you might lose it aswell. The game is beta ffs. Stop complaining
@junior hollow go to bed you have school tomorrow
I just hope they redo the skills system into something reasonable
I do stackdimes and your right I should go to bed
calling a game beta is honestly the biggest excuse you can pull off imo
are servers down ?
i mean it is in beta so u cant get mad when shit fucks up
"Guys, chill its a beta" Do you guys actually get paid to say that excuse? pls....
@glad hawk they've been hit or miss all day
you guys are just ungrateful XD
I need to poop so bad I just wish nikita would implament pooping so I could use all this toiletpaper
You paid money for a unfinished product. Get used to hiccups. That's all I'm saying.
Servers up yet?
i would 100% back that idea
@junior hollow 👉 to bed right now..... and no shitting the bed.
no shitting in bed!.....thats just inhumane
What does OCE mean
Its the same problem every weekend, they are not fixing it, they are just saying they are "Fixing it" thats whats unaccpetable.
oceania
So servers still broke?
always broke
more broke than usual?
was it ever unbroken?
if they werent fixing it then how are we even getting into a game?
Just went to my vendors, only could see Prapor, clicked on prapor, and my client is now telling me I am someone named X-ploder, who has 45 million roubles, 9 million euro, and 43 million dollars. If only this was actually true
I'm sorry, didn't know you had inside information on the dev team and their work. @ancient badge
let the salt flow
has anyone got into a raid last 20 minutes? i've been in que for interchange for 19 minutes, DM me
what is the problem?
i wish i could've played today
I had 2 matches earlier took 40 to get my scav run and 20 for my PMC
just turn the game off and go to bed. it'll be better in the AM wake up early, have a cup of coffee. you will play better anyways
took me 259 minutes
@timid axle you dont need to be Sherlock to figure that after the 24th time this thing happens they are not "fixing it" no more excuses.
arent servers seperated though? its 05:24 over here and who the fuck is playing in europe to fuck these servers up?
dang servers were best ive ever seen on a weekend friday night and they all caught fire today
what the fuck is going on
why tf cant the traders load
Yeah I just turned it off for the night. Thought they were fixed for good after the wait times friday were 1-3 min playing with a 4 squad.
stupid ques
35min wait and I backed out
are the servers down @static solstice
what the FUCK is with this game right now
f
16+ mins custom pmc
f
uninstall tarkov
This the only game that forces me to have family time on the weekends cuz its fuckin so shady of server connections 😂
i assume servers are ass rn?
just play scavs i've been having good luck
are the servers back up yet
no
servers been messed up all day, devs where the hell are you
anyone wanna help me wish someone a happy birthday in like 30mins
anyone else having shit quetimes
yup been like it all day along with getting disconnected during matches etc...
how bout we just don't play?
Honestly theres so many people in this discord who do this and I gotta say something bout it. Stoooop saying twitch emotes out loud its soo cringe please stop
omegalul
kappa
N Omegalul
I had a dude who was like "I found a a graphics card poggers". Like I cant imagine talking to people in real life like that, these people must have no social life at all
POGGERS
pogu
You can tell its part of their every day vocabulary too. Imagine saying twitch emotes to your parents.
Bagus you take yourself a little too serious
the fuck is OCE?
I mean do you talk to teammates and friends like you talk to your parents?
oceania
@quaint fractal Dfost you take yourself a little too serious
DFost Dfost
Hello all, none of my traders are loading... are the servers not working well still?
The way they talk and how young they are I honestly wouldnt be surprised if they do. But me? No @dreamy vale
I'll take that as a yes! 😄
All Im saying is gamer language is really cringe
Memes
Guess im forced to play league of legends sad face feelsbadman pepehands
fuck all this bullshit im going home and im taking my ball with me
@loud pelican take deez too
are servers down?