I make one critique! and i get a bad account ID haha
#general-chat
ebon hamlet
west lily
Anyone else getting bad account id error?
stone crane
Servers go down multiple times a day, its not a one off problem anymore.
unkempt saddle
4 years of testing a beta
true plover
are they back up?????????
smoky grotto
hey boot licker stop defending it by calling it a beta
calm dew
@unborn wraith I know... but that is the easiest defeat when you know that you're server got a lack of problem. They should fix that so we can continue to test the game! hahaha
cinder goblet
Next person who asks if servers are down or about an error we should tell to uninstall to fix
echo wren
are servers down
true plover
not anymore
patent trellis
Is a mod going to refund my gear I just lost or this shit game? authorization error
dry gulch
i get really low frames for my build on this game and ive optimized my settings. can someone help
unkempt saddle
fk you @cinder goblet i didnt even ask but fk u anyways
candid smelt
okay so the games down for everyone?
halcyon meteor
servers up
remote zephyr
are the servers really u p??
hollow ether
i cant even launch the game launcher kek
candid smelt
it works for me again now
smoky grotto
servers r up gg
true plover
im going into a scav run
rich dew
nikita op
hollow ether
getting error 205
dry gulch
i get really low frames for my build on this game and ive optimized my settings. can someone help?
remote zephyr
doesnt work for me lol ? the launcher doesnt load in
candid smelt
yeah i let me log but isnt loading for me either
unkempt saddle
sounds like a problem bud
remote zephyr
b u y n e w c o m p u t e r
dry gulch
i have a 2080 ti and a 9900k
true plover
wth
cinder goblet
Don't worry, when you finally get on you'll be waiting 15min to get into a game anwyays :PPP
dry gulch
exactly why i dont understand why my frames r bad its just this game
remote zephyr
BRo gtfo ur asking for help and u got computer for over 3000 $
bro what are u frames on ? 190 ? 170
unkempt saddle
im in doncha know
dry gulch
im asking for help why does the price of my computer decide if i deserve it or not and no i get less then 60
barren ginkgo
i get 30 frames
vital saddle
are servers down????
dry gulch
everyother game i play is fine so its not a pc issue
half yacht
yeah are thye i would not lewt me open the gaeme
unkempt saddle
doncha know? @vital saddle
vital saddle
no?
sly berry
@vital saddle they sold the servers. EFT is no more
half yacht
huh?
unkempt saddle
yup
vital saddle
bruh stop pranking me
half yacht
Yeah actually
vital saddle
what do you mean? so i cant play?
unkempt saddle
4 years of beta then the player surge guess they had it bud
stoic quiver
Os servers voltaram?
vital saddle
i hate you
brisk current
@stoic quiver ainda n
mellow dawn
Ainda nÉ
mint knot
@simple meteor @severe folio bro!!! which one of you was that!?!?
severe folio
???
mint knot
shot you in the back of the head twice and you didn't die... no helmet and you were standing still
severe folio
I’m at work so wasn’t me lmao
teal remnant
lul
mint knot
so dumb man game just keeps giving me reasons to hate it >.<
severe folio
Welcome to tarkov lmao
mint knot
dude was literally crouching looting a body and i shoot him in the head twice from basically point blank and it doesn't kill him LOL, bald ass head and shining in my face and all...
sly berry
Gun/ammo?
mint knot
does it matter? its a bald head... shit ain't suppose to soak bullets is it?
steady frigate
maybe u did miss that shot
sly berry
A bald head is like a sponge
mint knot
i mean i seen some dumb shit but that was on another level lol
steady frigate
are you a stormtrooper irl?
steady frigate
im scared af but i gonna start my first round with a decent weapon. shoreline or customs for newbies?
royal garden
reshala 2tap me through gen4 B)
mint knot
lots of customs quests
simple meteor
omg sir smokes my mans Im so sorry xD
unkempt saddle
Reshala 2tapped you in the face @royal garden
simple meteor
@mint knot you hit chest according to the game xD
unkempt saddle
@steady frigate factory
warm wing
dense pawn
searching for experienced people to do some reserve runs
muted wren
Hi
blazing rain
im not playing reserve... done it 3 times... frame drops from 120 to 40 on reserve for me..
and the freeze screen from time to time to that and you´r just scav meat
smoky grotto
Does anyone feel like hopin in a call and helping me out. I'm pretty new to tarkov
open tusk
Who is bomaster21
pseudo lynx
are servers down?
tawny thistle
good movie reccomendation guys?? PLS
whole talon
red dawn
young lantern
https://soundcloud.com/geneburn this song isnt ingame?
must say, nikita got skillz with fl xD
fervent bobcat
@dense pawn team kills btw everyone got proof if need be he spawns then shoots you.,
meager hound
customs anyone
stone crane
@fervent bobcat Send it to mods and get him banned
fervent bobcat
ive done that but mods on this server r useless respond in 2 years
stone crane
Did you use the discord moderator bot?
fervent bobcat
legit just lost 600k in gear in the space of 2 seconds im fucking done with this toxic fucking teamkilling server
plush trellis
why does nikita hate na
exotic star
He's russian
plush trellis
R.E.E.E.E.E.E.
sullen stump
1 min queue times -> 10 min queue times. INSTANTLY.. What the actual fuck Battlestate
plucky prairie
raid anyone?
robust dagger
Servers? Down? Because? I? Can? Not? Load? In? Get? ting? Mad? and? annoying?
im in a 1hr que
sullen stump
yeah man, these mfing developers can't fix shit. i gave them a chance since the game blew up so quicly but this is fucking pathetic.
robust dagger
I am not saying that also do you realise how many people are playing this game compared too 3 months ago give em a brake
sullen stump
I already gave them a break. they have had months to get their shit together. it's not rocket science, seriously. you increase server resources at each data center/cloud location. and you increase connectivity to said data centers. it's that. fucking. simple. they HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY NOW
robust dagger
You should make a game
sullen stump
not to mention I am positive that venture capitalists and private equity firms are just clawing to throw more money at them
ebon hamlet
Im DLing a 50GB patch in teh background....it has decreased my que times by 20 minutes lol
robust dagger
What?
sullen stump
it's not even about "making a game" you clown. It's basic Information Technology @robust dagger
fervent bobcat
true.
robust dagger
im just saying if its so basic do it your self moron
fervent bobcat
he cant can he because hes not a fucking game dev
sullen stump
you know what, better yet. you clearly don't know a god damn thing so why am I wasting my time responding to you. flipping morons
I have a computer science degree AND now work in IT. go back to flipping burgers, waiting tables, jerking off.
earnest citrus
,
rich crag
anyone up for factory night farming scavs in the bathrooms? got 2 more spaces
kindred badger
How are the queue times on Labs?
sullen stump
imagine... being a fat slobkabob PoS with 5 cats, no job, living in mom's basement. Bet you're a liberal to boot.
earnest citrus
wut is 2+2=5
ruby quiver
Imagine arguing over a game stop spamming the chat and shut the fuck up
wicked glacier
i am liberal
sullen stump
listen clown, @karmic tinsel , you insulted me- please glance up in the chat. and dipshit, when you spent your college years learning programming, and your first 6-7 years selling IT solutions, including servers, SANs, WAN connectivity you can tell me IDK what i'm talking about. ok pumpkin?
ha, typical.
smoky grotto
scav ques fucked up
sullen stump
the end.
you're in a game, and wasting your time arguing with me. that says more about you than you know
smoky grotto
what should i do with my epsilon?? i got it from the quest but i hav no use for it.
steady frigate
the struggle is real
azure bolt
sell it
smoky grotto
how
brave birch
gib it to me
smoky grotto
who buys it
brave birch
me
smoky grotto
ok tell me how to trade it, first i cant sell it on the flea second i cant drop it in raid or put it in the backpack
harsh dock
california server dead?
sullen stump
it's all dead brother
harsh dock
oh ok thank u
steady frigate
bullshit eu server works fine
smoky grotto
@smoky grotto
scarlet owl
What are the wait times like
candid veldt
18 mins i just waited for scav reserve
lusty cosmos
i was just on got back on and it says consistencyinfo file could not be found
any body know what to do?
faint spindle
anyone know how I can receive my bigger gamma pouch.. i pre-ordered the EOD pre-order
young lantern
anyone else use nvidia freestyle, or shadow play? i experience so much issues these days i wonder wtf devs workingg there are using
true crescent
hey this might be retarded but I just died as a scav because I couldn't take a backpack for the life of me, I could just search it, I dropped it but oculdn't grab it back, the thing was on "search" and didn't even know how to put it on "take" am I missing something ?
lusty cosmos
scroll wheel
patent parcel
mouse wheel
ripe apex
hey I have a question does anyone a time when the wipe will come
true crescent
mousewheeled like crazy to no avail
patent parcel
like ~5 months.
@true crescent try resetting your binds and then try it again
north flume
Whats the average Q time me and a friend just sitting in Q
ripe apex
also what happens when you upgrade your eft
true crescent
will try
patent parcel
More stash space, bigger secure container, more staring loot
abstract granite
ur jail wallet gets bigger
ripe apex
oh nice does that wipe everything you have because I love this game and I want get the upgraded version
abstract granite
its does wait for wipe
ripe apex
oh perfect thanks what edition ya'll have
smoky grotto
so when you upgrade you just go from scratch completely?
calm dew
@ripe apex the wipe isnt coming they said 5 month or so.
ripe apex
oh damn cause I wanna upgrade my stash and get a better container
calm dew
@ripe apex well we can't trade a gamma anymore
plush trellis
the servers are so desynced
ripe apex
the last wipe was November 14 so I am guessing like may @calm dew
@calm dew what edition you have
calm dew
@ripe apex no they said that last week for 5 month or more
normal parrot
5 months? well then, dont really mind
shadow hill
ur from russia thats y
normal parrot
o.o
true crescent
guys
i've reset my binds and still can't take, the little mouse isn't moving and scrollwheel does nothing, please help, how to i even take a bag ?
patent parcel
You don't have another bag in your bookbag slot already? I've never had the issue
blissful trail
hey my game wont launch it nothing happens and my computer frezzes any ideas
smoky grotto
Server issues in UK?
shy edge
anyone else having trouble with eu servers?
acoustic kiln
nah
true crescent
guys is oli office key rare ? scav spawned with it
smoky grotto
not really mate
gilded yacht
true crescent
cool
wanton crescent
are servers good
cunning mantle
no they are fucking broken
cold reef
game worth buying?
cunning mantle
well its broken right now so ....
cold reef
whats broken?
cunning mantle
the servers are all broken you lmao ive tried reconnecting 10 times now and everytime i join back i disconnect and right before that i put a 50 round mag into a scav and he rubberbanded backwards and didnt die and thats when i disconnected
cold reef
oh so the servers are just bad right now then?
smoky grotto
Would you recall it SAD when you see a hatchet runner with the crowbar weapon?
cold reef
im trying to decide if the games worth buying
wanton crescent
@cold reef the game is good its semi hard to pick up servers are just tsking a shit bc there is a good bit of new players joing the game. But when the servers are goood the game is good
cold reef
is it worth playing is solo like i dont have people to play it with
smoky grotto
this dude rush peeked me with lag and he Barry Allen'd me, I got an heart attack, good game
unborn wraith
DONT BUY THIS GAME... i want the servers to work again..
wanton crescent
its good playing alone sometime but ive found many people to play with
smoky grotto
@warm valve if it was you who slapped me in the face with ur crowbar, tell me ur level i wanna know how sad your gameplay has been lol.
manic jacinth
M80 ammo for the SA58 gud?
cold reef
see the thing thats like making me think about it is that its just alot to learn right away
wanton crescent
ya its tuuf but its easy after a little u will learn
smoky grotto
@cold reef i started a week ago and i know 75% of the game
cold reef
well i think ill give it a try lol
keen hamlet
Anyone know when the next sale will occur?
solar current
whats up with queues this weekend
smoky grotto
anyone know how to fix the download going extreamly slow
cold reef
get better internet?
smoky grotto
haha so funny
cold reef
i mean mines not going fast but that's cuz i have bad internet
cold reef
you can change download speeds in settings
smoky grotto
doesnt really do anything it seems
cold reef
well then looks like we are gonna have to wait
smoky grotto
@smoky grotto
abstract granite
Anybody got shit que times?
grand hearth
@abstract granite NA severs are being fixed so the ques will suck
unreal tendon
can anyone teach me how to play this game
abstract granite
heard there adding another 8 hopefully it gets fixed soon
errant sorrel
To those whom are the masters of money or m.o.m. For short guide me in the ways of master money making
tepid fox
im a super noob was wondering if anyone could take me on a scav run?
true crescent
can somebody explain to me why Mecha's barter ammobox gives an out of stock error altho it's not said on the item itself contrary to other out of stock items in his stash ?
abstract granite
@tepid fox mssg me
tender field
!ammo
analog hullBOT
steel sinew
is everyone getting 10+ minute matching?
river horizon
30 mins and counting
scenic zealot
some us servers are getting worked on so some matching delays are expected
viral knoll
** DON'T FUCKING KNOW SHIT **
plush trellis
sooka blat
viral knoll
talbakoos
smoky grotto
anyone wanna suck my cock and balls?
plush trellis
sorry
viral knoll
uwu
smoky grotto
suck the cock now
viral knoll
@smoky grotto use swallow ** Critical Hit **
tough flower
any one selling a labs key for 10,000 roubles ?
frail idol
20 MIN QUES
void ocean
whats the fastest way to get money? , i'm fairly new but still alrighty, just broke and tryna find ways to get some money , anyone knows?
void ocean
alright i'll give it a try :p
remote forum
How much $$$ do you have?
void ocean
i got the lil container i can stash stuff in 🙂
i got like 150k roubles
or you mean dollar?
void ocean
in reserve?
remote forum
I prefer reserves but customs are okay as well
RB-VO and RB-BK I believe.
Only issue is if you get the BEST spawns
Ex: Containers, Larger items.
You can't use man hole for that.
So you'd have to wait for train or bring paracord + RR
void ocean
yea the container i got now wont fit shit lol
remote forum
2x2?
void ocean
yea but it'd be better if i could stash more stuff :p
void ocean
its whatever tho i'll get there :p
remote forum
Good luck homie.
void ocean
ill prioritize Signal transmitters, horses, iridium, g-phones, bitcoins, docs cases
thanks mate!
remote forum
Well don't prioritize a horse lol
Just bring a rig tbh
Cheaper end rigs are a big help and you get manhole
Like the lower end Wartech or the Micro.
void ocean
haha alright , thanks a lot mate!
remote forum
np
steep wharf
LITTLE SECRET THERE IS ONE MAP THAT AS OF NOW YOU CAN GET IN IN ONE MIN. usa
latent palm
Is the CMS and the survival kit do the same thing ?
delicate spear
are the servers OK?
foggy echo
no.
neon swallow
any reason it takes 10 minutes to find a game when theres 10+ people in the lfg lobby?
abstract granite
SERVERS ARE CRAP ATM apparently 8 more are getting added so lets hope by tommrow this issue is resolved or next week lol
smoky grotto
ro3sonfast123@gmail.com please send there some messages
heady ocean
@neon swallow its not that it cant find people, its that theres no space on the server to spin up a match for you
wide tendon
wack
thorny plume
shush
north flume
Man I got like no loot and no money and I just need this bronze watch and all geared players keep camping it and killing me 😦
Riperino
dreamy sun
ripe apex
does anyone know relatively when wipe is coming
marsh jay
Just shot a guy with 5 rounds of .308 from 15 feet away, he tanked it. In RL that would rip you in fucking half.
light peak
one happened last month , im told around 6 months/wipe unless massive patch @ripe apex
grizzled acorn
us servers back up yet?
signal nymph
US is WEAK!!!! we are strong!!!!
cinder goblet
No way you are strong sitting in discord all day @signal nymph
signal nymph
benefit of have 4 monitors XD
cinder goblet
totally
signal nymph
😛 you need dem monitors
smoky grotto
@queen silo can you please unmute me
signal nymph
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647056048498278401/673348405778448405/unknown.png so some modification was needed. personal best woods loadout
muted wren
someone got a tarkov account for me? ill trade a lvl 22 acc for it with loadout worth 7m aswell, just wanna start fresh and I cant do it on my acc in 10 days
placid mural
Just delete all your shit? @muted wren
fading lichen
do you guys go high or low fov
muted wren
highest ofc
more fov, more field of view
that means you can see more
that means u dont have to turn around like a monkey to spot pepz on ur side
hehehehe
leaden nimbus
fading lichen
@muted wren harder to aim with irons tho
muted wren
dont play with iron then xd
tall sail
how are the queue times tonight?
cold marsh
pliant abyss
NA 14min Customs
glass dagger
lfg. level 6 duo juliet.
empty crane
servers down?
cedar hill
I'm looking for 1 or 2 players approx level 20 that have good gear and that are ready to slap kids 🙂
ancient scarab
is the grenade launcher in the game now??
watch this clip
it is stupidly loud lol
fading lichen
does high fov distort shots
grand cradle
is anyone having problems loading in or just me
patent parcel
@grand cradle Literally everyone in NA
signal nymph
americans have lost their strength!!
wide tendon
aight
smoky grotto
genuine question, did a new cheat just hit the market? ive been encountering some extremely suspicious shit the last few days
signal nymph
BSG cant do anything 😦
gloomy mica
"The issue has been fixed." The biggest lie in history
wide tendon
lol
signal nymph
nighttime woods is true horror asa scav lol
violet eagle
laggy fucking game
signal nymph
turn on vsync
signal nymph
lemme guess NA?
humble drift
Aus
signal nymph
oh weird? them servers were the best no?
humble drift
noooo idea
iron nova
SERVERS R SHIT
signal nymph
guess because pest is gone they dont care aw much about aus XD
iron nova
literally dogshit
snow verge
@signal nymph ur a nerd lol
humble drift
sometimes can be super laggy and sometimes fine
signal nymph
sure il take that XD
being a nerd is cool
by the looks of your profile im guessing youre a jock
steel sinew
whats everyones average matching times tonight?
ebon hamlet
5 mins - 6 mins
steel sinew
NA or Europe?
livid kelp
10+ with 3 on London
unkempt plume
15-25min
livid kelp
Can we all just go to london for tonight? lmao
signal nymph
No mine!
ebon hamlet
NA
gloomy mica
wait Pestily Left BSG?
stark sonnet
what?
dry herald
I just joined a random group and to my surprise we didnt kill each other at the start
signal nymph
No pestilt left AUS and went to the strongest place he could the EU!!!!!
stark sonnet
lol thats funny
signal nymph
If he went NA there would be no videos XD
wintry mica
Hhaahhahahahahahahha
someone tired to exract camp me on gate 3 and he was so bad he missed every shot while i dodged while extacting because i had no ammo left
HHAHHAHAHA
escapedw ith a fully modded m4 and saiga
fucking love factory
king of the scavs
lapis nexus
does na servers still have maintance
steel sinew
permanent maintenance
lapis nexus
lol
steel sinew
18 minutes and were finally getting into customs
tribal crater
is factory queue broken?
steel sinew
for every raid i play im wasting a raid in waiting time
dry herald
they are doing maintenance and upgrading servers
hasty pumice
can u party for ur scav runs?
steel sinew
its always been like that
wild sentinel
thank you guy with shotgun....
fervent gull
anyone want to run Duo on shore line and raid the resort ?
hazy pine
factory times are always frozen
raven trench
When you run around really carefully and you get some good loot for once, then you happen to get extract camped with 1 minuet left in game. https://tenor.com/view/dafuq-wtf-wth-big-head-gif-5985258
vestal plinth
Frosty_fr3ak and Claydog19 - If you are here. Sorry
wild sentinel
what did you do lol
twilit trail
US servers screwed at the moment?
muted wren
f
glacial cove
Yep.... still
steel sinew
unbereevable
18 minutes and getting into customs
2 raids in a row, each 18 minute que times
hushed carbon
damn
true crescent
earlier i was scav running and thought i'd go on scav island with 4 mins left, got out tunnel with 0 sec left, not kidding, when I got to the exit the game and the evac countdown were synced at the exact same 6 sec lefts, that was intense, I had been running out of breath and running all over again for a while
carmine nebula
Attention. US region is having increased matching times due to the withdrawal of some game servers for urgent upgrading and maintenance. Sorry for caused inconvenience
^ thats on the twitter of bstate games
cinder goblet
smoky grotto
ffs
lost remnant
Attention. US region is having increased matching times due to the withdrawal of some game servers for urgent upgrading and maintenance. Sorry for caused inconvenience
😑
Rip
uneven mason
i know, how convenient. lets upgrade during prime time
lost remnant
Lmao
fervent gull
Actually, it's not prime time for Russia
uneven mason
obvi
acoustic sluice
17 mins and counting on mine.
rocky lark
fat rip
fervent gull
i don't know how you guys wait, I switch up my games
true crescent
holy fuck here in eu it's so fast
uneven mason
18+ min - just got a shoreline
im not going to recommend tarkov to any new players til they figure this shit out
novel lintel
Y’all love it when you lose 5 mil in one day 🙂
mental flicker
i love it when you lose 5 mil in one day 🙂
steel sinew
whats a fun game to play these days
smoky grotto
Tekken 7
short grove
What games do you guys play while in queue?
fervent gull
studying for certification for me ... works perfectly haha
short grove
Pocket pool is getting boring solo 😉
delicate spear
servers good yet>
short grove
no
20+ on woods
20 min queue on woods just shows none of the other maps will let you in either
tidal parrot
These servers are WACK
novel lintel
Can’t even make my money back cuz these wack ass servers
tidal parrot
I’ve been in que for like 40 minutes
novel lintel
I can’t even get into the game
short grove
well theres 3 less people in queue now, our group said fk it after sitting in queue the last 30 mins
novel lintel
Who wanna give me a red keycard
thorny bear
anybody know the average loot you can get from a lab run?
stable bay
gunned down by a chad and down 200k
dry herald
what is a ledx
cyan wave
a expensive thing
sour ginkgo
Queue times are annoying right now omg
hollow relic
how are q times rn?
loud monolith
eager geyser
So guessing their still upgrading servers?
young badge
are some servers down for maintenance
crystal kraken
uneven mason
Amazin
delicate spear
@young badge there working on the servers?
young badge
are they? im trying to figure out why the queue is so bad
void narwhal
need friends
haughty zealot
25 minutes to get into a 15 minute game!
wide tendon
sick
void narwhal
need friends
cobalt badger
same
hoary orbit
is it common for ques to be this long?
cobalt badger
idk
hoary orbit
even last week it was like this with the long ques but during the day its not that bad
last weekend*
during 6am-noon EST its pretty low que times tops 5mins
anyways whats something to do while waiting?
wide tendon
cry
void narwhal
need friends
hoary orbit
ill join ya on spotify ;]
void narwhal
ight bet
hoary orbit
eminem on black history salute? lol
wide tendon
28 min later and im in
twin breach
@lunar beacon damn i just destroyed you as player scav
cold reef
first raid and i lived
tidal parrot
Can’t even get in a damn labs run
wide tendon
4 min on reserve
tidal parrot
What servers
dusty reef
anyone wanna play im looking for like mid tear geared players that want to make money if so dm me
cold reef
lol im looking for someone to help me learn the game
safe turtle
everyone is having the shit queue times?
feels bad. anyone know if anything is being done to up the servers?
or has it always been this way?
lapis ermine
They're adding more servers every day
safe turtle
good
solid trellis
in NA but using EU servers still ridiculous wait times
wide tendon
NA too bruh lol
solid trellis
im AGGRAVATED
solid trellis
brian peppers throwback
wide tendon
throwback to middle school lol
solid trellis
hilarious
wide tendon
here we go again
short grove
this is much fun
broken sage
are the servers working yet
short grove
no
broken sage
bruh'
short grove
12am on a sat night still can't get in. The only time people can play this during the middle of the day or what?
20min queue now
stark rose
Are servers ever gonna improve🥱?
merry kestrel
steel sinew
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY
burnt gazelle
going on 9 minute que
frigid geode
what is the average wait time?
wide tendon
oof
frigid geode
it feels like 15 minutes minimum
wide tendon
it took me 10 on reserve
steel sinew
i got dc'd from factory, now i cant reconnect, only other option is to "confirm leave" which im not gonna do
burnt gazelle
@wide tendon Solo or how many?
wide tendon
solo Scav run
thorn ledge
whats the longest queue yall got
wide tendon
Actually it took 10 for my PMC too
burnt gazelle
Going on 10 minutes for a duo reserve que
maiden maple
im 30:13 maatching for labs
warm turret
had a 25 earlier... currently cant sign in 😫
tepid depot
just extracted into a network error
frigid geode
28 minutes
tepid depot
lost everything
wide tendon
sick
abstract sparrow
everyone else having trouble matching into a game?
signal nymph
Ma games like fully fucked XD
inland pumice
yup
abstract sparrow
damn that sucks
inland pumice
game is being wackk
wide tendon
Imma play the market
warm turret
anyone else login info not registering ..?
pine tartan
clever cargo
yessir, went over 16 mins waiting to join a game. and now waiting for 3 mins with no signs of changing
signal nymph
Lol RIP think theres maintenance
Well I think it's time we all go to bed (some may need showers)
sacred galleon
so dope just died with 2m in gear labs
inland pumice
fix game pls
sacred galleon
cant sign in
warm turret
LMAO @signal nymph
signal nymph
:D
young knot
finally made out with some fat loot on reserve then it turned out i had made out with nothing and my guy is still in raid
signal nymph
For teh PMCs that DCd in labs all I got to say is have a shower and take the phatest LLLLLLLLs
still nacelle
f in chat boys for server crash f in chat
burnt gazelle
servers running fine, getting 1/2 minute ques atm. just reset client
spare fern
f
still nacelle
everyone losing all there shits inr aids
orchid verge
is tarkov dead again?
signal nymph
Yup
orchid verge
rip
smoky grotto
gloomy mica
tarkov is down down?
signal nymph
Its them saying taking a day off NERDS!!!
orchid verge
unable to reconnect gang
signal nymph
You may need a shower obama
inland pumice
Upgrade servers pls
shadow jolt
34min wait so far
signal nymph
Also #letthermalshavelimitedbattery
jolly latch
@smoky grotto what
inland pumice
20 min que time???
shadow jolt
make thermals use rechargable bat
cold yew
im hella sad rn
inland pumice
Would make AA batteries worth more
signal nymph
Yus
trail locust
WTF is this waiting time?
signal nymph
Game sfucjed right now
solid trellis
@cold yew me too fam hella sad
cold yew
mc donalds closed bruh im hungry af
trail locust
34 minutes aque
burnt gazelle
formal halo
All servers are down FYI
twin rose
20 min queue
formal halo
gloomy mica
this game blows these days
signal nymph
I'm gonna go make some scrambled eggs see yall nerds later
lone musk
Uh just got a server connection lost on shoreline running back after finishing 3 quests, and i cant rejoin, have all the stuff i had before i joined the raid 😦
solid trellis
wendys fam
gloomy mica
Its cause of all you new players, all of yall go back to fortnite
cold yew
nice
solid trellis
or bk fam
cold yew
ion live close to wendys
novel lintel
These servs are WACK
signal nymph
We have like 4 24 hours mcds
solid trellis
anyone trying to play apex?
inland pumice
NIKKITA HELP USSS
chrome warren
servers are broken 😦
novel lintel
WACK
smoky grotto
what is server
inland pumice
Wack indeed
twin rose
servers are fuckeddd
signal nymph
Ladies calm down let them do what they need to do and we will come back to slavic servers
novel lintel
Hell nah
inland pumice
@signal nymph ok boomer
novel lintel
Lemme play my damn game I paid for
signal nymph
Patients makes the game lads
crimson heron
imagine charging 144$ for a busted game
solid trellis
patience
inland pumice
signal nymph
Well you agreed to play a BETA!!!
novel lintel
It’s a release now finish later game what u expect
signal nymph
This game is technically and alpha and realistically this game is made complete from nothing
novel lintel
Or a ItS a BeTa game
inland pumice
They just need more diverse servers
gloomy mica
game was better than this before all of the babies came from fortnite
burnt gazelle
yall TRUPPIN G, my load times 1/2 minutes to this bed.
novel lintel
U mean dedicated servers
latent karma
yo Pog Fast and furius 9 looks Good
solid trellis
BUGGGING
signal nymph
That's what their trying to do but we keep bitchin and complaining when they take it down to make them better
novel lintel
The servers prolly will still eat dick
crimson heron
if only the devs were as on top of it as soul is on this discord
burnt gazelle
Poop is a sign of life.
shadow jolt
at least let us know when they gonna b down for matince
signal nymph
Just take a break lads. Once it's back you cant not shower for a week
solid trellis
soul is preaching
wide tendon
showering is for the weak
unkempt plume
i havent showered in 6 days tbh
solid trellis
soul im about to go wash up thank you
novel lintel
That’s nasty af bruh
signal nymph
I'm the Pope of this fucking server (but not catholic as the touch a certain age group weirdly)
unkempt plume
when i take a piss i can smell my balls as soon as i unzip
wide tendon
yummy
novel lintel
I know u ain’t got cheese built up bruh
unkempt plume
bro im fully cheesin
signal nymph
Hes smoking his own cheese bruh XD
wide tendon
lol
novel lintel
Ight I’m out
solid trellis
@unkempt plume bruh
unkempt plume
send me cost of S&H and ill mail u a napkin i rubbed on my gooch for free
no cap hmu
signal nymph
Now my children we wait for the great lord nikita to humble us with his presence and make tarkov great again!!!
inland pumice
Is the game up?
signal nymph
AMEN!!
charred jewel
@unkempt plume i think that means u need a shower, but not just any shower make sure u use bleach
fierce charm
are the servers fucked still
inland pumice
Idek
unkempt plume
smells good tbh
solid trellis
deodoranting the whole body for days bro
signal nymph
Stop being heretics this is not permitted here! BE GONE THOTS!!!!!
sour ginkgo
servers down boys
unkempt plume
nah i stopped using deoderant...it just smells weird when it mixes with my natural flavor now so no use fighting it
inland pumice
They havent even tweeted or respond
signal nymph
and for all thoughts saying server is down WE ALREADY KNOW :D
static coyote
Just got dced from a raid i better not lose all my shit
abstract sparrow
you might
signal nymph
If it was labs yes
fierce charm
atleast you getting into raids lol
signal nymph
If it's a scav yes
vernal pasture
bro
signal nymph
If it's a normal raid no
smoky grotto
so there is no point me tring to join a riad
signal nymph
Nope
vernal pasture
twitch event was a mistake
inland pumice
Cant even load profile data
smoky grotto
Fuck
junior mulch
im 13 mins deep in loading
solid trellis
#asksoul
fierce charm
1554
stray hamlet
got two tetriz on a scav rn greeaaaattt..
signal nymph
Then you lose all you found except the original stuff
Nope stop asking soul XD I'm just a mere BEAR
#deathtousec
unkempt plume
someone tell nikita to suck the cheese off of my dick
signal nymph
All USEC MUST DIE!!!
smoky grotto
this is tragic
unkempt plume
bc i just got back in and i lost the tasks completion i got after like 40 min of work
inland pumice
Ok seth Rogan looking ass @unkempt plume
unkempt plume
shut up weeb nobody irl or in here cares about u
solid trellis
shmegma
signal nymph
Hey chill lads or you will all get us on slow mode XD
rocky lark
Any update with the servers?
inland pumice
Your mom adopted you @unkempt plume
civic epoch
@unkempt plume Chill
static coyote
The servers are down
solid trellis
bruh
signal nymph
Bruh take showers and calm down XD
solid trellis
are servers down
unkempt plume
mako tell the weeb to chill
smoky grotto
whats a shower
rocky lark
the hell is a shower
smoky grotto
how can you check the server just launcher ?
inland pumice
Lmao
static coyote
its 10 in the morning maybe its time to sleep
solid trellis
i take strictly baths fam
signal nymph
SHOWER NOW MY CHILDREN!!! THEN WE RAID RUSSIA!!
inland pumice
Pls get these servers up
signal nymph
#showerraidrussia
inland pumice
@fierce charm no cap
signal nymph
ALL THE CAPS!!!
rocky lark
no 🧢
smoky grotto
why is this happening to the severs now
inland pumice
fervent ice
FIX URE SHIT SERVERS
inland pumice
It's the weekend
hollow wigeon
who ever the fuck added jaeger quest line to kappa can blow my dick
signal nymph
Fuck I have to wait 40mins before I extract
inland pumice
Server overload
hollow wigeon
cunt ass quest
signal nymph
XD
static coyote
Same as me
smoky grotto
ohh im in uk its sunday morning 7am lol didnt think it would be like this
fervent ice
fucking ass
fluid zenith
It's literally the only weekend
inland pumice
Some servers are temporarily disabled for maintenance
fluid zenith
lmao
signal nymph
WIPEHYPE!!!!
static coyote
But might keep ur stuff
hollow wigeon
like yea dude i actually want to use fucking flash bangs
like i have to flash my self then fucking kill someone
fervent ice
i doubt itll keep my stuff
static coyote
Moosey its supposed to happen naturallly
signal nymph
We will all lose our stuff!!
smoky grotto
can some1 @ me when its back please
inland pumice
When's the next wipe??
hollow wigeon
im walking around factory like a fucking bling sped using my dumbo ears
signal nymph
We must sacrifice our shit for nikita!!
iron nova
30 minutes que times broooo
inland pumice
March right??
hollow wigeon
blind *
signal nymph
Game sback
iron nova
wipe is 4 months ffrom now
signal nymph
Games working again
inland pumice
Bet
signal nymph
I'm in my hideout right now
inland pumice
Try to get in a raid
smoky grotto
ive been matching for 10 mins odnt mean its working
signal nymph
Gimme a second
fierce charm
21 minutes and shit
hollow wigeon
🤡 < me walking around factory flashed for jaeger
unkempt plume
ya im about to go exfil camp to continue exterminating weebs
solid trellis
soul we dont need you to tell us shit
signal nymph
Mins
inland pumice
Ok donk
inland pumice
You solo queuing?
eternal bridge
no not really
smoky grotto
inland pumice
Yeah I havent had any luck with a group
signal nymph
Damn I guess it is fucked... hmmm
inland pumice
Waited 30 mins and nothing
azure reef
servers are down
eternal bridge
Truee
solid trellis
soul youre the one who needs a shower
signal nymph
I mean its matching but nothing yet
eternal bridge
It was okay yesterday
solid trellis
goodnight brobeans
hollow wigeon
bro if this shit happened while i was doing the "guide" quest
i would have fucking offed someone
eternal bridge
We'd get into a match within 1 minute to 2
inland pumice
Yuh same
signal nymph
I showered this morning woke up about 2 hours ago XD
inland pumice
Where you all from??
unkempt plume
wtf n u already need another shower? goddamn
signal nymph
London
eternal bridge
SEA
signal nymph
Lol F you donk XD
fierce charm
liberalfornia
mighty musk
wuhan
signal nymph
London no longer in EU we left
eternal bridge
South east asia
inland pumice
Late EU hours
smoky grotto
looks like no EFT todayy -_-
inland pumice
I'm NA
hollow wigeon
^
inland pumice
Texas
indigo copper
Solo Q'ing isn't working for me in NA. 😦
unkempt plume
Britain having a rough year...lost the EU and lost a prince
inland pumice
I can play on either it's just the queue times
signal nymph
And we got Corona.....
unkempt plume
lol oooof
lusty abyss
EU was like 1 min qeue for me but LITERALLY 20 mins ago the Queues went straight to like 12 mins 😛
signal nymph
Its defo sadpepehands
fierce charm
i heard lime disease kills a corona virus like mofo
smoky grotto
whos from uk
unkempt plume
these servers have corona
either the virus or the server manager spilled a corona light on them...either one
inland pumice
Lol
muted wren
eu ddown?
fierce charm
i'd drink a natty ice to play this game
inland pumice
Nikkita and his juice
hollow wigeon
cant get corona virus if you stay inside and farm tarky all day 
unkempt plume
id buttchug 2 for 1 match without that bs
hybrid vapor
KEYSTONE
fierce charm
o' douls
signal nymph
Me
dawn siren
WTF ARE THESE QUEUES BRUH ITS 3 AM FOR ME
hybrid vapor
mickey's
dawn siren
ncer
unkempt plume
meanwhile RU avg queue time is 0:07
hybrid vapor
los angeles Knickers
dawn siren
no
fierce charm
is it me or are streamers the only ones that are playing ?
smoky grotto
when my queue hits 20 mins im out got 2 mins left
fierce charm
they must be dividing them cheeks
inland pumice
They got them spread way to far 😔
solid trellis
summit isnt even playing hes watching clips
fierce charm
lol
eternal bridge
are ALL servers down or ?
inland pumice
I have no clue
dawn siren
im in a 24 minute queue rn and i was in a 30 minute before and didnt get in theyre just awful right now
smoky grotto
EU not working for sure
inland pumice
Some of the NA servers aren't even on the server list
fierce charm
escape from matchmaking time is about to go down
smoky grotto
LOL
unkempt plume
slither.io servers are running STRONG AF btw
gloomy mica
Isnt of designing new maps and shit, Fix the game that is already here. @zinc pivotg
inland pumice
It needs optimization
static coyote
Servers have literally nothing to do with development of new things
gloomy mica
investing resources in the wrong area..
tawny helm
is servers down?
static coyote
Investing resources in the wrong area how
fierce charm
yes all day
shadow jolt
is servers down?
static coyote
A developer and a network guy are not similar at all
dense warren
Yea
fierce charm
go eat more pizza servers are down
gloomy mica
Invest money in upgrading and adding servers instead of paying people to develop
inland pumice
That just proves the point in the investment in resources for the server
static coyote
Therye doing both its not that simple
dawn siren
ARE SERVERS DOWN OMGHGGGDGGDDHDDDDLKKDLDLDKLDD
frigid geode
no
gloomy mica
Bonjwa, yes it is
young knot
time to spam wipe bois
tawny helm
are the servers down yes or no?
tardy relic
Oh boy fuck these servers
gloomy mica
yes CADBRi
inland pumice
Nikkita talked about the servers cpu utilization being high
gloomy mica
well kinda
inland pumice
Making queue times longer
gloomy mica
No server slots available
gloomy mica
only q
tawny helm
its annoying
warm kestrel
yea
tawny helm
im trying to play my favorite game tarkov
warm kestrel
what servers you on?
restive talon
cunt this is so shit, why cant they just get a server setup like linus tech tips OMG!
tawny helm
but tarkovs like fuck u
charred citrus
if u close i cannot open again
tawny helm
go to bed
charred citrus
just profile data loading
fierce charm
im on no server because there all boned
inland pumice
@restive talonfr amirite
dawn siren
these queues are so bad bruh lmao
teal sequoia
@restive talon cuse they had the playerbase explode
smoky grotto
mY fAvOrItE gAmE
inland pumice
Muy bueno
dapper bolt
so glad i spent 45$ on game where i wait 20 plus minutes to actually play it
inland pumice
I dont own minecraft
teal sequoia
@dapper bolt whend you get the game? after new years? que times have been super long since the twitch event
charred citrus
feels bad
inland pumice
Not really
unkempt plume
20 min? thats fast af for this game...
fierce charm
you and me literally bought the game at the worst time lol
it was fine before the twitch event
heavy spire
fierce charm
getting owned no problem
dawn siren
this is epic gamer moment boys respond with clown emoji if you agree
teal sequoia
ques used to be approx 5 min, then the player base exploded. now we have no servers
even after they reduced raid times
leaden umbra
can someone buy me eft
surreal ingot
anyone else having issues
teal sequoia
@inland pumice theyre adding new ones. heard that theyre doubling NA servers this week
surreal ingot
i was sitting in queue for a good 35 mins
fierce charm
well friends im gonna go fill like a bad ass in offline mode....peace
teal sequoia
fingers crossed
surreal ingot
okay it logged me in after 5 minutes
unkempt plume
ya offline mode is good that queue is only 30 min long...much faster
teal sequoia
xD
fierce charm
hahaha
inland pumice
Bruh it's been 15 mins
dapper bolt
damn really annyoing
teal sequoia
yup, but that's what you signed up for
dapper bolt
i guess
inland pumice
Jeez why dont they schedule downtimes
dapper bolt
oh well
inland pumice
Smh
dapper bolt
true
teal sequoia
cuse you cant schedule a crash
inland pumice
@teal sequoia facts
dapper bolt
thats true
somber meteor
so are they down
inland pumice
Who's clowning?😂 😂
somber meteor
cause i was just in a lobby for 30 min
somber meteor
for labs
blissful yarrow
waited 40 minutes to get in a game and it booted me... cool.
teal sequoia
rip