general-chat

[slate hound]

Then wipe.

Not constant for a week.

But give them time to do their job.

[lime prawn]

It let all the people who boost their skills at the start get like 2 weeks to powerlevel, and then they shut the gates for everyone with skill exhaustion

[slate hound]

And that is what Beta is for.

Again, we need to suck up the player count, let them Design the game.

It sucks, it's exploding.

[lime prawn]

But they should have intoduced it alongside a soft skill wipe for fairness is what im saying

[slate hound]

And you may be correct.

[lime prawn]

lol

[slate hound]

I'm being serious, you might actually be correct.

It's beta.

[lime prawn]

im like 100% sure i am correct that it isnt fair to introduce that without a soft skill wipe

[slate hound]

They could make this thing look like Santa's Little Helpers if they just wanted to.

It's Beta.. So changes will occur.

Don't think your thought is dismissed.

I'm certain they are taking into account every angle of gameplay as well as server stability.

[lime prawn]

IMO they should have soft skills dependent on your level

[slate hound]

Download Unity my man. Play with it.

You seem like you'd be the type to like it.

[lime prawn]

lol the last time i coded was in turbo pascal

[slate hound]

Oh shit.

[royal garden]

i have a out of stock offer on flea i cant remove it but it takes one of my offer slots

:(

[slate hound]

😦

I'm going to bed!

[lime prawn]

goodnight!

[slate hound]

I got work in the morning!

[lime prawn]

ive been wondering about out of stock offers

[slate hound]

Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams.

[lime prawn]

i search things sometimes and get 2 pages of out of stock

and its like .... why not just remove those offers?

[royal garden]

yeah seen that also

cant remove them for some reason

[lime prawn]

maybe the flea markets garbage clean up is lagging as hard as matchmaking

[royal garden]

anyone know what rep i need for another offer slot on flea?

[molten monolith]

Every damn day after 5pm servers completely change and hey que times over 10 minutes when before 5 it's like 2 minutes and there's still no fix so frustrating

[mental flicker]

im so bad at this game

😦

[reef dune]

Welcome to the club lol

[royal garden]

play more

[woven tree]

THIS FUCKIINNNN MAKES ME MADDDDDDDDDDD

waited 10 minutes for 1 game

[reef dune]

10 minutes im on 20 minutes Lol

[half perch]

you all say im so bad at this game but you all play it like its a fast paste fps when its a slow paste fps all the kils i get are free kils from players that make to much noise the high lv players are shadows

[woven tree]

noone even talks to you bitch

[half perch]

dont be afraid to camp a nice spot you find for 5 10 even 15 mins you will eventually get the idiot that try to sprint in the oppen field

[celest shadow]

Why cant i access the voice servers

[lean lake]

@half perch Paced*

[half perch]

register your phone number

ahh that how its speled

idk im french

[celest shadow]

I did, but how do i do it again

[lean lake]

@half perch spelled/spelt*

[half perch]

idk i wass prompted first time i got here

eoeler

epeler *

[celest shadow]

So how do u do it

[half perch]

unregister from this discord and join again

[grizzled cosmos]

All ya'll should be good now.

[celest shadow]

Nvm, it just worked

Btw anyone trying to run some customs

[half perch]

@grizzled cosmos just realized that cat have a usec cap lol

[celest shadow]

Lol

[winter sable]

getting spawn killed in this game is one of the most annoying things ever

[half perch]

get a better rig to load faster

instal your game to a ssd or a m2 if you can afford it

[winter sable]

im on a laptop

[half perch]

check auto ram cleaner in your ingame option

[winter sable]

ill see what i can do

[void narwhal]

need some friends

[half perch]

you speak good english ?

[winter sable]

me too

[void narwhal]

yeah

[winter sable]

i stutter so im bad under stress

[half perch]

stutter ?

idk that word

what does it mean

[winter sable]

the speech disorder

[half perch]

ahh shit ok

[winter sable]

thats why i only play factory

[half perch]

theres a guy to tttt toto ttot to the l l ll left kind a shit

[naive elm]

Porky pig disease

[winter sable]

heheh i like that

that name

[half perch]

porky pig from the loneytoons

shit

[karmic tinsel]

is there any news about the game getting better optimization?

[winter sable]

t-thats all folks

[half perch]

yeah XD

that wass so long ago

[karmic tinsel]

what

like it "well" optimized now XD

[half perch]

@void narwhal i called you but you dont join the call

[naive elm]

T-t-Th-t-Th-That’s all folks

[winter sable]

me when i get one tapped by a scave

[karmic tinsel]

just cause it got better doesnt mean its optimized well

[grizzled cosmos]

Optimization comes as updates come.

You can't really optimize things when you're still changing everything.

[half perch]

its more like precum to that point

[woven tree]

Fucking hate this shit

[karmic tinsel]

so what are they working on now, primarily

[woven tree]

nothing

[half perch]

i got exclusive fottage of eft team at work if you want me to share

[grizzled cosmos]

Basically everything.

[karmic tinsel]

thats why i said rpimarily

primarily

[grizzled cosmos]

Finishing all the features they want to include, fleshing out the unincluded skills, and finishing the maps.

[karmic tinsel]

like que times, are they focusing on that?

[winter sable]

hay at least we got streamers items

[grizzled cosmos]

They que times are a ongoing project, they're adding more servers all the time.

[half perch]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-spinning-chair-nuclear-gif-10974154

[karmic tinsel]

they have the money to support the players with not taltal garbage servers

[winter sable]

i feel like once a microtransaction the game will die

[karmic tinsel]

10 minutes now im in a match XD

[urban glacier]

Whos trynna plug it up and buy me EOD for my birthday 😦

[karmic tinsel]

dude, its kinda pay to win already with the more expensive edition

[winter sable]

ya you right

[karmic tinsel]

stop begging

nobody likes a begger

[half perch]

i think begging should get a automatic ban

[karmic tinsel]

true

[urban glacier]

Begging is asking more than once lmao XD I asked once it was a question not a beg

[winter sable]

beggers are campers

[urban glacier]

you dumb fucks

[winter sable]

no u

[half perch]

no its begging

[urban glacier]

No begging is repetitively I said it once

look up the definition of begging

[half perch]

you go to a stranger and ask him to pay for something itts call begging

[grizzled cosmos]

We all being nice to eachother?

[half perch]

ask for something, typically food or money, as charity or a gift. here is the defenition

[smoky grotto]

The max time it has taking me to get into a server was 4:30 mins today every other time i was in straight away and that is on aussie servers so idk

[winter sable]

i just realized my pfp is still tolder me lol

[half perch]

you begger

[urban glacier]

Right I never asked for charity It was simply a gift 🙂

thats not charity

[half perch]

if you ask for it its charrity a gift is willingly given from a third party to your self with out implying or asking for it

so long storry shord stop begging nobody like beggers

get a job make some money and buy the game like the 800 000 players in here

[urban glacier]

I have the game lmfao

thats clearly why I am in the discord

[winter sable]

i mean i joined before i got the game

[whole cosmos]

whats goin on in here?

[half perch]

shit even bether the guy come in here begging for someone to buy him the game and after being told not to beg say he have the game

[whole cosmos]

ah

[winter sable]

well thats a oof

[half perch]

gime a screen shot of your character with name and level

[karmic tinsel]

either way dont ask for a game, let alone one over 100 dollars

its rude and inconsiderate

[half perch]

@urban glacier

[silent tendon]

i think he gets it

[karmic tinsel]

if you grind for a few days you have the same loot anyway

[silent tendon]

standard version is better, you have more things to aim for, more goals to achieve

[karmic tinsel]

true

it NOT pay to win

and not beg to win

[winter sable]

lets hope i get one shot

[half perch]

shit i hate beggers and liars hes like a supersayen fusion of both

[karmic tinsel]

true

[winter sable]

wish me luck this scav im playing only has a pistol

[urban glacier]

Lmfao how am I a lair you ignorant sped

[karmic tinsel]

he didnt call you a liar

[urban glacier]

@winter sable goodluck brother

[half perch]

send me a screen shot of your character

[winter sable]

sped

[urban glacier]

Im in q I will after

[plush trellis]

when escape from tarkov literally crashes ur computer because it needs to update THIS second

[winter sable]

whats that

[half perch]

send a screen shot of that

[quaint stag]

@urban glacier

[karmic tinsel]

you're the ignotant kido

[urban glacier]

Thats not english XD

what @quaint stag

[reef dune]

This game is awesome just not beginner friendly. And cant use money to buy shit 😦

[plush trellis]

not true

[quaint stag]

All y’all need to calm down. One of you need to respect all users, the others need to not witch-hunt on this discord

[plush trellis]

u can buy eod

[reef dune]

Down to my last 30k roubles lol

Whats eod

[silent tendon]

it just takes time and commitment

[plush trellis]

edge of darkness

[half perch]

shit shots fired to me

[reef dune]

Whats edge of darkness do?

[half perch]

im good

[plush trellis]

it gives u bigger stash size

bigger alpha container

[urban glacier]

@reef dune gives you lots of extra stuff

[plush trellis]

some other stuff

and gear

[karmic tinsel]

so dont mention someon begging for eod but people calling him out need to shut up, ok dude

[half perch]

@quaint stag fr?

[reef dune]

Aint that just getting the 140 dollar pack?

[karmic tinsel]

ssuuurrreeeeee

[plush trellis]

ye

[karmic tinsel]

YES

[plush trellis]

who's begging for eod

[silent tendon]

that dudes been gone

[karmic tinsel]

losehd

[plush trellis]

mods are a little bit weird it's o

kk

[quaint stag]

Rude

[silent tendon]

idk why ure talking aboutit still

[plush trellis]

;-;

[karmic tinsel]

he called you weird, thats nothing

[half perch]

@quaint stag me ?

[quaint stag]

No, @half perch

[karmic tinsel]

if thats rude then never play csgo cause you will get mauled

[plush trellis]

ew french toast

[quaint stag]

@plush trellis Comes around often, so I banter with him sometimes.

[plush trellis]

yeah we're great buddy ol pals

[half perch]

@quaint stag francais ?

[quaint stag]

No, I’m not.

SilverBaller is, though.

[reef dune]

12 minutes. lll give it 20 then going to play cod.

Commitment aint waiting like this.

Lol

[half perch]

@quaint stag then why the name ?

[plush trellis]

personally i think french toast is ok but bacon and eggs are better

assuming we're talking about breakfast

[karmic tinsel]

@reef dune this isnt cod, earlier in the day the ques are fine, stop complainin like som HOES

[quaint stag]

It’s a food item.

[plush trellis]

i've been restarting my game for 15 minutes i bet im dead lmao

[reef dune]

Alright son.

[silent tendon]

french toast is lit

[half perch]

whats funny is that we french ppl just call them toast

[plush trellis]

french toast

is toast

but french

[quaint stag]

If you’re asking me why I’ve named myself after a food item, it’s oddly complicated

[plush trellis]

you like french toast i presume

[silent tendon]

^

sounds simple

[quaint stag]

That’s not the primary reason, nor do I eat it enough to say it’s a secondary reason for my name ;-;

[plush trellis]

dang

[half perch]

he use to play the game where all the dudes do there thing around a french toast and the last one to cum on it eat the whole thing is that it ? @quaint stag

[reef dune]

So in your pouch are you aloud to have containers in it?

[silent tendon]

then... why??

[plush trellis]

ok

[quaint stag]

What?

[plush trellis]

k

monsieur is revealing

his secret

fetish

[silent tendon]

@reef dune yea

[half perch]

XD

[silent tendon]

allowed btw

[plush trellis]

is it not true 0-0-

[half perch]

confusing the shit out of everyone

[plush trellis]

someone donated me a hentai nazi game

[silent tendon]

anyone wanna run reserves and help me learn the map?

[plush trellis]

time to play that while servers are down

[quaint stag]

@silent tendon #pvp-lfg

[silent tendon]

"donated" you bought that yourself lol

[hazy pine]

servers are down?

[karmic tinsel]

mod helping someon and not being a entiltled little girl, theres always a first XD

[half perch]

down on ther knees

[silent tendon]

i would go to that channel but i assumed beginners assistance would be where id find people willing to teach @quaint stag

[quaint stag]

Both works

[shy axle]

uhhhh is it normal to get "waiting for session start" for like 10 minutes on a scav run?

[plush trellis]

no

[half perch]

no

[silent tendon]

gotcha ty

[half perch]

alt f4

[void narwhal]

Sometimes

[plush trellis]

sometimes

[half perch]

and load back

[silent tendon]

^no

[plush trellis]

when i fake

leave

[silent tendon]

always

[plush trellis]

my pc

it starts to load

[silent tendon]

bait the pc

[plush trellis]

so i fake it out and then my pc gets angry makes me lag

and then i threaten to unplug my pc

until it stops lagging

it usually work

s

[half perch]

shit you on acid or some shit

[plush trellis]

HOWEVER

if your pc has

[hazy pine]

😂

[plush trellis]

like a torture

fetish

[karmic tinsel]

NO POLITICS BOYS

[plush trellis]

or something

it might not work

[karmic tinsel]

NO OPINIONS

[plush trellis]

that's an opinion

shut up turkey man

[half perch]

make america great again

[karmic tinsel]

uh oh

[hazy pine]

anyone wanna duo or squad up?

[quaint stag]

What the hell did I come back to

@hazy pine #pvp-lfg

[karmic tinsel]

trump 2020 no kap

[quaint stag]

Jeez

[half perch]

build the WALLLLLL

[karmic tinsel]

^

[half perch]

around the planet so imigrant do go to space

[quaint stag]

Memes aside, let’s avoid politics as per rule 2.

[half perch]

space border troopers

[karmic tinsel]

no this isnt a free speech server, we were having a civil discussion

whats wrong with talking

[half perch]

im canadian so im SORRY

[karmic tinsel]

or are you scared of someone not having the same opinion......

@half perch your g

[smoky grotto]

@hazy pine wana squad up?

[half perch]

??

the fk that mean

[karmic tinsel]

like " your all G" all good

i didnt want you to thunk i was talking to you

[half perch]

i know but im sorry about it

[karmic tinsel]

?

you didnt do anything

[half perch]

il ride my moose to the corner store brb in 3 hrs

[karmic tinsel]

are gifs allowed in general?

[half perch]

get my self som maple syrup

[karmic tinsel]

do they count as spam

[plush trellis]

bruh

i got stuck in hole

[karmic tinsel]

do they

[quaint stag]

How many gifs we talking

[plush trellis]

scav saw me

[karmic tinsel]

i dont know these adminds

like 1 gif

[quaint stag]

One gif is fine

[plush trellis]

after the scav saw me he was about to kill me, but then he saw how thicc i was

and pulled down his pants

i had to disconnect

right after that

[urban glacier]

Anyone know good 5.7 x 28 ammo?

[quaint stag]

As long as it’s not nsfw, political, or otherwise break rule 2

[half perch]

shit dont move if your stuck in hole you need to wait till the erection goes away or you will rip your dick appart

[karmic tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-stop-talking-oh-no-you-dont-gif-14133296

[quaint stag]

That’s fair.

[plush trellis]

wall

wal

wal

tarkov is 50% wall

donald should play tarkov

[half perch]

fact

[karmic tinsel]

hes the leval 67 pmc that camps stairs in factory

[half perch]

no thats me

[karmic tinsel]

nah its trump

im buddies with him

i know

[half perch]

no its me

[karmic tinsel]

no

then trumps you're duo right?

[half perch]

with the mp7 gen4 and killa helmet

that me fking up everyone in facto lol

[karmic tinsel]

yeah, i kinda found a red keycard so i got 20mil and im set for nect wipe

super puvly

i grinded for days though

[shy axle]

bruh id burn 20mil in a day

[karmic tinsel]

i bet

[half perch]

my friend looted one in a mbss in the dorms in custom in a scav run

[karmic tinsel]

you rascel

did he crap his pants

and as a scav

[half perch]

yeah he wass gear frear lv 10000

[karmic tinsel]

it was super late when i found mine so i didnt react that much

[half perch]

no safe container so

[plush trellis]

AH

shit u scared me

[karmic tinsel]

i still feel like i have to sae money

[plush trellis]

monsieur u should watch where ur walkign

[karmic tinsel]

and im scared of using high tier guns even though i have 13mil rubels

[half perch]

yo you on molly bro

?

[plush trellis]

nah

[half perch]

@plush trellis \

[plush trellis]

im just retarded

[half perch]

may be you ,should then

[plush trellis]

drug no no!

[half perch]

turkey

custom ?

@karmic tinsel

[karmic tinsel]

what

[half perch]

custom ?

[karmic tinsel]

what about it

[half perch]

NAKED

WITH 300K GUNS

you in

[karmic tinsel]

ill scav run customs with you

[half perch]

scav wtf

[karmic tinsel]

ive never played witha teamate though

[half perch]

you got 13 mill and do scav runs ?

[karmic tinsel]

cause with scav you can go FULL BALLS TO THE WALL

just for fun

not for loot

[half perch]

i dont play for loot hell i dont even do mission i play for kills

[karmic tinsel]

i havnt even focused on taks at all really

i have gear fear and i know i shouldnt

[half perch]

i just lay in some bush with a 4x scope on my pimpedout ak and kill runing pmc

[karmic tinsel]

i tried labs for the first itme today witha crazy loadout but a guy camping a door killed me

[half perch]

like a bitch

[karmic tinsel]

oh so your the guy killing people running to 3rd floor customs cursed room huh

LIKE A RAT

https://tenor.com/view/accu-rat-gif-11423406

[half perch]

nahh men i wait till your getting out and almost to cover eassyer to loot after

[karmic tinsel]

nahy

you a rat

[glad plank]

Anyone here willing to show a noob how to Hopefully survive longer?

[half perch]

yeah

[karmic tinsel]

just look at youtube

youll learn as the more you play

[half perch]

what lv are you trash

[glad plank]

7

[half perch]

how old are you trash

[quaint stag]

#beginners-assistance

[karmic tinsel]

WE GET IT MOD

[naive elm]

Anyone else having issues with the servers?

[karmic tinsel]

WERE TALKING HERE

dude, everyone is having server issues

[glad plank]

19 btw

[naive elm]

I’m taking ive lost connection 4 times within the first 5 minutes of a raid

Talking*

[karmic tinsel]

yeah

[half perch]

what is your first language

[karmic tinsel]

servers are useless

[smoky grotto]

this shit is just....great ^^

[naive elm]

I’m not happy

[light tangle]

its a game in beta what do you expect

[karmic tinsel]

the games has been "out" for 3 years

[light tangle]

and?

[naive elm]

Lost two really good scav runs on reserve due to losing connection right before extract

[karmic tinsel]

i think its time they do something about not having trash servers

[half perch]

FACT

[karmic tinsel]

they have the budget now with the HUGE influx of players

[naive elm]

Games been out almost four years, you think that they would have the time to deal with stuff like this

[karmic tinsel]

just simple

[light tangle]

if its so simple, why dont you get a job with them and fix the servers?

[shy axle]

lmao

[karmic tinsel]

dude, ITS SERVERS, THE BIGGEST DEAL AND CHANGE THEY CAN MAKE THAT WILL AFFECT EEVVEERRYYOONNEE

[shy axle]

this reads like a bad chain of youtube comments

[karmic tinsel]

true

[smoky grotto]

im sure its not that simpl eor it would be done....

[karmic tinsel]

a normal discussion then one guy starting a arguement

[half perch]

pdneck cuzz we buy the game so the devs can pay for someone to do that shit

[light tangle]

but ya act like they dont know?

[karmic tinsel]

i didnt say doing it was simple, its simple that the servers need changed or fixed or upgraded

[shy axle]

no you dont

[half perch]

i make 2.5k a week im not going to geat a job fixing servers

[shy axle]

you literally bought to be apart of the testing process

[half perch]

early releasse are there to fund developement

[light tangle]

@half perch ok?

[naive elm]

Got killed while I was disconnected

[karmic tinsel]

yes i know, but after months of people complaining about the servers and for good reasons, do something

[naive elm]

I fucking love this game

[karmic tinsel]

true monsuier

im so addicted to this game but there are plenty of faults

[naive elm]

250k down the drain with about maybe .1 of a kilometer walked and no shots fired

[karmic tinsel]

this game is amazing but that doesnt mean people cant say what they think

[half perch]

you got to love eft bro

[karmic tinsel]

we are early supports so we should have a say, early supports as in before it actually releases

just facts

[half perch]

yep but we are not shroud so we dont have a say

[naive elm]

Been playing the game for a year or so

This patch has been the worst

Any of y’all remember 3 o clock labs glitch?

[half perch]

nop

[karmic tinsel]

he moved to mixer................... nobody except shroud stans care anymore

[half perch]

never wass a lab fan

[naive elm]

Labs used to be so awesome

[karmic tinsel]

labs=aids

[naive elm]

We used to ten man it

And just wipe the raiders

[half perch]

aids=labs

[karmic tinsel]

yes

[smoky grotto]

hey, is there a lfg section for new people?

[naive elm]

Bring back 3 o clock labs Nikita

[smoky grotto]

just curious

[half perch]

yes

its called lfg section for new people

[karmic tinsel]

i like when i put effort in to explaining myself just to be ignored

[naive elm]

Beginners chat

[karmic tinsel]

just saying

[plush trellis]

imake it

to the mission place

right there

and some fucktard is camping it

spend literally 3 hours cuz of shitty spawns oml

i am angered

stupid eod players

no offense

[naive elm]

Low key regret buying eod

[plush trellis]

eod people are more cunts

it's scientifically proven

[naive elm]

This patch has been the worst I’ve ever played

[plush trellis]

you're false

huh

so u bought eft to not play tarkov

0-K

what made u angered

lol

suprise they're still bad

[fresh knoll]

on 13 right now

[plush trellis]

u know who are really privelleged

streamers

with their stupid special servers that they can always get into

even when literally nobody can

no

i mean

it's probably

not a thing

but like

when the servers were so bad (i.e christmas time) pestily was getting into games in 2 minutes

[brittle tiger]

servers fucking suck

[plush trellis]

everybody else was going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[brittle tiger]

been waiting a combined 20 minutes to get into duo on customs

[karmic tinsel]

if you spend the money for eod then its just simply sad your taht bad and need that much of a crustch

crutch

dont be a smart alik

[smoky grotto]

I need help

[karmic tinsel]

how am i a troll

you actually didnt ask me too

[naive elm]

Server disconnected for the 7th time in 20 minutes

[karmic tinsel]

what
"crustch"?

thats what you said

[naive elm]

I’m loving tarkov rn

[karmic tinsel]

its like people forget thats their messages are still their

[brittle tiger]

servers r shit todaty

[smoky grotto]

I need help I have 90 k rubles I have keys

[brittle tiger]

what do u need help with

[smoky grotto]

I need someone to come with me

[brittle tiger]

oh lol

[smoky grotto]

@tardy yoke wanna play

[naive elm]

9th time disconnecting

Keep in mind this is my second raid of the day

10 minute matching time for each

Not even 100 meters walked in either

[smoky grotto]

@naive elm lets paly

play\

[naive elm]

Just tried reconnecting, and I got killed again while I was disconnected

[viscid needle]

@naive elm same thing just happened to me

[naive elm]

11 disconnects in two raids

[wintry belfry]

if anyone is looking for a east wing room 226 key i got one up for cheap. in game name is same as discord

[naive elm]

Both raids killed while disconnected

Loving tarkov rn

[viscid needle]

Lost all my stuff, Kinda tilting

[naive elm]

This game has ruined a lot of things for me

[viscid needle]

I feel your pain

[naive elm]

I can’t play other FPS

Because compared to tarkov a gunplay theyre shit

Most other games I find boring compared to tarkov

But here we are

Getting tarkoved in the ass 11 times

I’m salty as fuck rn

Tarkov is my favorite and least favorite game at the same time

Just got killed while spawning into a raid

God holy shit Im having so much fun

Fuck me

This is the most fun I’ve ever had playing a game

Fuck

[royal flume]

https://gyazo.com/f7880f0e9b4510a6b8515dcb0e6da505

wtf is this scav

[reef dune]

Had to reset because I suck so bad Lol

[orchid osprey]

anyone wont to play?

[past summit]

Is anyone else having long ass matching times?

[half tartan]

it would be amazing if i could stop getting exfil camped

[frigid vine]

@orchid osprey u wanna play?

@reef dune u need help?

[fallen lotus]

@grizzled cosmos

[frigid vine]

[grizzled cosmos]

@rare raven
Please don't advertise your twitch here .

@fallen lotus
Thank.

[karmic tinsel]

same yimp, i havnt been addicted to a game since black ops 2 when i was 11, gaming has changed, everyone is a damn tryhard and its ruining games but for some reason tarkov doesnt feel like that, there are definitely plenty of trash sweats but the game is SO FUN

que tyler1 clip of saying hes addicted and cant stop

[smoky grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460239542394290186/642752902309609472/serbia_gang.mp4

[orchid osprey]

@frigid vine do you wont to play

[frigid vine]

@orchid osprey pm me

[orchid osprey]

What

@frigid vine what

[frigid vine]

@orchid osprey message me on discord4

discord*

[teal ginkgo]

Ay lads

I need some actual IRL info about the AK-47

[sudden mason]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-47

[teal ginkgo]

Did the original gun have a folding stock variant? We all know that the AKMS does, but did the AK-47 have it?

[sudden mason]

no

[teal ginkgo]

ok ig it does

according to the same wiki page you sent me the answer is supposedly yes

But idk if it can be called a legit AK-47 or not

[light tangle]

haven't been disconnected but i do keep running into the virgin 5 man

[karmic tinsel]

a 5 man

jesus

insecure children

safe space

[smoky grotto]

anyone wanna play some gta5

sourcing cars and doing freemode shit

[karmic tinsel]

ITS A TARKOV SERVER

[reef dune]

So many pussies in this game

[smoky grotto]

this is off topic chat 🙂

@karmic tinsel '

[indigo roost]

Sup everyone

[karmic tinsel]

the server is for tarkov, not for other games

[smoky grotto]

its off topic

[karmic tinsel]

siple

[smoky grotto]

you imbecile

[karmic tinsel]

simple

this is general

not off topic

general about the gam

not about gta

[smoky grotto]

this is off topic LMAO

YOU IDIOT

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[indigo roost]

Just joined this server and we talking about gta5?? thought it was for Tarkov 😂

[smoky grotto]

russ go to #eft-chat

this is #general-chat

eft chat is under the tarkov category, general chat is under off topic

yikes

yessir

[lavish olive]

FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME

IM SO TIRED OF DYING TO FRAME DROPS

[clever maple]

i mean speaking of aks @teal ginkgo and @sudden mason the ak "47" is not the common variant

but there WAS a folding stock version of the early milled AKs

called the AKS

but. like 99% of things people cal an ak47 is a akm

[lavish olive]

120 TO 8

[karmic tinsel]

if you want to play gta, maybe follow a gta server

people are here to discuss and play tarkov

for the most part

ITS A TARKOV SERVER

DINGUS

[smoky grotto]

if you wanna discuss tarkov and play tarkov, go to the #eft-chat

you idiot

[clever maple]

the russians didnt make all THAT many of the early patterns of ak. mostly cause their early stamped attempts didnt work out. and their early milled aks naturally took longer to make

so they werent stamping them out by the gazillions

[karmic tinsel]

dude, if you want to play gta, GO TO A GTA SERVER

its simple

jeez dude

go play gta

[smoky grotto]

if you wanna play tarkov and talk ab tarkov, go to the tarkov chat

dont complain about what gets posted in the off topic channel

[lavish olive]

Its not hard to optimize. They are focusing on tuning and not focusing on optimization. There is nothing worse than running a map and your game freezing up when you have a 600k kit on

[karmic tinsel]

dude, stop argueing over nothing, you're dragging this on, im trying to help you by telling you to go to a gta dc server, you will probably find a player their

[smoky grotto]

off topic chat

[karmic tinsel]

but you're just looking to argue so

[smoky grotto]

go to #eft-chat

[karmic tinsel]

whatever dude

hope you feel good

[lavish olive]

@karmic tinsel give your balls a tug

figure it out

[karmic tinsel]

*tug, tug

ok now what

one came off

it popped

PEE CAME OUT

PEE IS STORED I NTHE BALLS

[smoky grotto]

jesus christ youre an idiot

[lavish olive]

Go tell your mom I double booked her and I need her to pick up RUBY's mom on the way over. And tell her to top off the credit line she gave me so I can get some KFC

[smoky grotto]

nice job

[lavish olive]

She loves butt play like I love ice cream, lets get some fucking hagen daz

[smoky grotto]

stealing letterkenny quotes

[lavish olive]

❤️

[smoky grotto]

fuck you shorsey

[lavish olive]

For real though, this is tarkov. tf out of here with that gta v bullshit

[smoky grotto]

this is the off topic chat

its meant for other games

no related to tarkov

if you wanna talk about tarkov stuff, go to the tarkov channel

[lavish olive]

but hes such a fuckin loser I ran a 15k just to raise awareness

I get a charity tax break just for hanging out in the same channel as him

[smoky grotto]

What're ya standin so close to the urinal for ya piece of shit, this is how a real man rocks a piss give yer balls a tug titfucker

[lavish olive]

Season 8 just came out on hulu

[smoky grotto]

did it

[lavish olive]

yup

worth

[smoky grotto]

time to go binge

[karmic tinsel]

so you're not even gonna play gta?

[lavish olive]

same

[karmic tinsel]

jebus

[lavish olive]

who still plays gta?

[smoky grotto]

letterkenny is much better

[lavish olive]

give your balls a tug

[smoky grotto]

titfucker

[lavish olive]

lets get some fuckin' gyozas

[astral wasp]

could anyone buy me standard edition?

eft

[smoky grotto]

okay im off to beat my wife and carress my meat

or the other way around

[karmic tinsel]

the only people who play gta are 13 year olds who think they're tuff cause they stole their moms credit card for shark cards

[smoky grotto]

idk

turkey, youre 13 and we all know that

[karmic tinsel]

false

and nobody is gonna buy you tarkov begging loser

[lavish olive]

@karmic tinsel your mom just liked my instagram post from two years ago in puerto vallarta. Tell her ill put my swim trunks on for her anytime she likes

[karmic tinsel]

will to

do

[lavish olive]

k

[karmic tinsel]

k

i guess i triggered ruby

THEY GOWNE

[lavish olive]

she ugly cried last night because she left the lense cap on the camera. It was disgraceful

[karmic tinsel]

do you use these insults as a actual insult or just exploring being cretive and funny?

cause its pretty funny

[lavish olive]

tell your mom to top off the cell phone she bought me so I can face time her late night

[karmic tinsel]

damn thats good

i feel like you're reading these

[lavish olive]

fuck you, I made your mom so wet Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed

watch letterkenny

You wont be dissappointed

[karmic tinsel]

letterkenny?

[smoky grotto]

god this is cringey as shit, and i'm a furry

[karmic tinsel]

surry garbage

[lavish olive]

yeah its on hulu

[karmic tinsel]

useless

whats it about?

synergy whats the show about

YOU DINGUS

ANSWER ME

[teal ginkgo]

@clever maple I mean tbh the folding stock variant sucks ass

[lavish olive]

Hicks, druggie hicks and hockey

[karmic tinsel]

NOW OR ELSE

[lavish olive]

100% worth the watch

Tons of great one liners

[teal ginkgo]

I shot it IRL and the feeling of the stock burrowing itself in your shoulder isn't exactly pleasant

[lavish olive]

@karmic tinsel Its about a bunch of canadians in a small town. Used to be a youtube skit thing and they turned it into a tv show. Watch the first 2-3 episdoes. Fucking hilarious. And im in my 20's

[frigid vine]

trash extract campers

[smoky grotto]

oh my fucking god, I just noticed that the creators of this game, were the same of "Contract Wars" da fuq.

[frigid vine]

[smoky grotto]

I used to play that game alot when I was younger. Then when tarkov came out I was like "This graphic style is familiar"

[cursive elbow]

loads into factory looks right BAM dead

[clever maple]

@teal ginkgo point being though. that yes there is a original AK pattern variant that is folding stock. but like all original ak47. they are pretty rare as it was the AKM that truly went into super massive mass production.

[spark hemlock]

ah these 1 minute custom queue times ❤️

[clever maple]

in the west thoguh. theese all get called ak47. even through really. AKM is the correct label

but yeah there is both a aks-47 and a akms

[teal ginkgo]

Aight

[clever maple]

an easy way to tell an ak47 from an AKM is the dsut cover is different.

[naive elm]

Awaiting session start for 14 minutes now

[bronze latch]

someone help me learn this game

pls

[naive elm]

Is Easy

Get in raid

Disconnect

Reconnect

Kill some scavs

Maybe die

[clever maple]

lol

[naive elm]

Make roubles

Ezpz

[true kelp]

there an lfg section on this server?

[clever maple]

@teal ginkgo here for instance http://tonnel-ufo.ru/foto/oruhie/automat_4/rossiya/ak-11.jpg is al ow res pic of an actual AKS

it has the original style dust cover and muzzle device

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/v-nHgeB-LWo/maxresdefault.jpg vs a akms

has the akm style flashhider and dsut cover

[teal ginkgo]

I see

[clever maple]

@teal ginkgo also maybe obvious i guses is that the akms stock is stamped but the aks stock is made out of solid metal

[halcyon cave]

I came across scav boss at fuel station took his goon out with a mosin scav boss already dead by a player and player dead imagine the loot so there I was looting away like a right goblin didn’t check timer got 3 mins make it to crossroads overweight made it across the bridge on the way to a happy ending scav blacks both legs timer ran out ........ just my luck

[sour spire]

Why does this game crash constantly on a $3,000 computer.

[clever maple]

any of a gazillion possible reasons

the expense of the computer has nothing to do with any potential software or driver conflicts

• a more expensive computer is more likely to have dual gpus in crossfire or sli and thus MORE Likely to crash

due to being a weird setup

[distant copper]

hi should i get the game

[storm token]

It depends

[cursive crown]

Hi Agent of Sparta

[clever maple]

even if you kill 5 people always asume theres 1 more

😛

[haughty snow]

How often does the game go on sale? Debating about getting it now, or waiting for a sale

[river sundial]

@queen silo Some guy is currently streaming himself hacking in Tarkov on YouTube.

I think he is actually advertising the hacks

[civic epoch]

We're aware, it's an old recording that was gotten before battleeye was implemented

[reef dune]

Hacks. Imagine that. Will make me leave the game quicker than i get off.. Which is pretty quick.

[civic epoch]

Battleye has been quite strong, and hackers/providers are banned every day

[surreal flame]

algun español ?

[patent kernel]

LFG customs 5 looking to do a 5 man

[tight cargo]

im so SICK of getting one tapped

[noble echo]

try better head options

[smoky grotto]

.

[valid sun]

Anyone have an Idea where to get a trial key?

Really want to try it before buying it since I am pretty poor

xd

[native fox]

Sorry, I'm lost. How can I get a PMC perm, I have the game (Forum: ersenkele | In-Game: ersenkeleTTV)
I have a suggestion and I want to see the suggestion form.

[upbeat yew]

hi Iˇm not sure if i'll have fun wiht this game. Does anyone have a spare trial key? i'd be really grateful

[quartz coral]

Is there anything I can do to make loading times faster? Not like matching, but like actually loading in and found a match. I have Tarkov on my SSD but I’m just wondering if I can make it even faster.

[chilly oracle]

@upbeat yew I won the giveaway but there is no chance that any of the other 50 winners are going to give it to a beggar

[trail sentinel]

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[chrome sleet]

anyone having problems with their launcher not opening

[coarse mantle]

imagine tarkov but the wild west

[sudden mason]

why there always 2 little niglets camping scav extract

[restive loom]

is it agaisnt tos to paypal ppl for gear xD

[acoustic sluice]

woods night anyone?

[tiny nymph]

cant login, the launcher downloads an update of 10 MB and doesnt start again..

[zinc cargo]

Ack

[hidden geode]

oof

[mystic scaffold]

I wanna buy eft, but I feel like my payment method isn't supported

[hidden geode]

@mystic scaffold can you do paypal

[zinc cargo]

Cananda has a bad payment method for tarkov

I've seen it

Its not good

[mystic scaffold]

I have a MasterCard, that is not actually a MasterCard

Have you ever heard of "hype"?

[agile chasm]

i used paypal for 2 copys and it was fine

[hidden geode]

@mystic scaffold pre-paid card? well paypal wont take that

[mystic scaffold]

Idk

It's like a normal credit card

[agile chasm]

they support credit and debit im sure i saw it

[mystic scaffold]

My card says it can do online payments

I mean, it's MasterCard

[agile chasm]

u in the us or uk

[mystic scaffold]

Eu, Italy

I wish this game was on steam

[agile chasm]

they support for italy paypal pay by mobile amazon trustly skrill paysafecard bitcoin sofort bank transfer skinscash visa maestro ticket premium onebip zgold and multi

[mystic scaffold]

No MasterCard 🦀

[agile chasm]

nope not in Italy it looks like

[mystic scaffold]

Bruh

[agile chasm]

why bont you make a paypal account and transfer the money to paypal from mastercard and then pay by paypal

"dont"

[mystic scaffold]

Without getting any physical card?

Might try it

[agile chasm]

try and see if paypal support mastercard

tbh man you should get a proper bank card like a credit or debit card it will help you out in the long run

[mystic scaffold]

Oh wait it's 45€

I'm gonna try with a debit card

[fading blade]

Anyone know when next wipe is?

[agile chasm]

look on here

https://developertracker.com/escape-from-tarkov/

@fading blade

[fading blade]

If anyone wants to know it’s supposedly in 5 months

[slate hound]

ive read around 3

[agile chasm]

“Next major update and WIPE: Wipe will not be in the next couple of months. it will be linked to storyline quests when they will be completed.”

this is what i read

[slate hound]

I was just repeating what my cousin said lol

[agile chasm]

no worries @slate hound

[velvet anchor]

Holy shit this game is becoming unplayable

Fix the fucking interchange spawns jesus

[slate hound]

Jesus* 😄 hahaha. The spawns are way better tan they were two years ago

Like we use to spawn on top of each other.

[velvet anchor]

Thats way better

Spawning on top of each other gives you equal chance to get to the loot

Right now how much money you make is almost 100% luck based

[slate hound]

when i say on top, i mean actually feet away lol

[velvet anchor]

Thats literally preferable

That running into empty maps because you spawned in 30 secs late or far away

[smoky grotto]

first game i had just over a month ago i got shot in the back on spawn by a PMC but i still love tarkov

[agile chasm]

carnt wait until they release more maps that will be awesome

[fading blade]

Can’t wait till I’m actually good at the game lol

[velvet anchor]

I just want this hatchling meta to change

So fucking boring

This game only rewards skill if you are extremely fucking good

if you are just over average, you're fucked unless you hatchet run or camp

[agile chasm]

whats with all the language

lol

[velvet anchor]

I'm british

[smoky grotto]

@velvet anchor is having a love hate relationship with tarkov because of interchange spawns

[velvet anchor]

^^^^^^^^^^^

[agile chasm]

there is "fucking" in every sentence you type lol

[velvet anchor]

Its like when you're with a girl and you get past the 3 month honeymoon phase and she starts being hard to live with

YOu wanna break up with them (tarkov) but you dont because you know how good things can be

[smoky grotto]

ahahahaha ^ this

The highs are so high but the lows are soooo LOW

[velvet anchor]

@agile chasm There's one "fucking" for every time ive died on interchange today after spawning in kenya

[agile chasm]

oh damm you keep getting killed by scavs need to inprove the aim

[velvet anchor]

? ?

[smoky grotto]

The scavs are the least of the worries

[velvet anchor]

Ofc scavs kill me, im pistol running

IM supposed to die

The point is i die without any loot because of the horrible spawn system

[smoky grotto]

aint no PMC scared of a cheeky preeky scav

[fading blade]

Unless killa pops out of nowhere

[velvet anchor]

Well scavs are usually no issue, its scav players

[agile chasm]

tbh @velvet anchor i get annoyed from the people who keep camping at extraction

[velvet anchor]

At least thats kind of intone with the game

Like you can counter that with good play

There is absolutely nothing you can do if you get a bad spawn or a bad load time

No amount of skill will take away the loot you lost

[smoky grotto]

extraction camping is trash at its finest, just go home with ya loot your bags chocked anyway if your at extract.

[agile chasm]

i throw grenades over at the extractions everytime to make sure no one is there

[velvet anchor]

The only reliable way to use skill to gain money is doing labs

But you have to be a lot better than i am to do that properly

[agile chasm]

you need team mates with good communication if you do stuff like labs

[smoky grotto]

my coms are on point in every fps, finding someone to group with in aus is the hard part for me

[hidden geode]

the ping is real

[smoky grotto]

last time i grouped my ping was 240

[mild mountain]

anyone else getting terrible ping

[agile chasm]

i stick just as a 2 man dont need to worrie about alot of people then

[smoky grotto]

yeah anything more than 2 gets to heated on coms and callouts can be missed

[mild mountain]

all depends on the people you play with too

[agile chasm]

yep and gets messy and all the good stuff you loose is annoying

[velvet anchor]

Yeah the main reason i didnt move to aus is the ping/servers

Shame, pretty nice country

[novel timber]

anyone EU down to squad?

[smoky grotto]

hey the only reason i would leave my country of birth is for better ping lol

[agile chasm]

my ping is fine im at 15ping

[velvet anchor]

Christ the weed in australia is meh though

Either that or finding good weed is impossible if you dont know natives

[mild mountain]

Im looking at the ping for servers and all mine just hit 800

[smoky grotto]

Aaaaah noway @velvet anchor

[mild mountain]

but my ping in discord is 52

[smoky grotto]

we have straight fire here

[mild mountain]

and 30

[velvet anchor]

had lush smoke in adelaide and sydney

[agile chasm]

my lowest is 7ping

[velvet anchor]

Brisbane/melb and canberra had ass

No one should ever go to canberra

Its the most boring place on earth

[smoky grotto]

Adelaide is my home town

[velvet anchor]

Best city in aus

hands down

[mild mountain]

Im in NA and my NA server ping is all over 200 right now and hit 1000 again tf is up with this

[smoky grotto]

you are right there

[mild mountain]

1 just hit 5000

[velvet anchor]

The buildings actually look nice

unlike melb and sydney which are just asian skyscrapers

[smoky grotto]

true true

[agile chasm]

dubi is a nice place

[smoky grotto]

To sell the AS-VAL or take it out and make some mess with it?

[velvet anchor]

Not that asian skyscrapers are worse than other skyscrapers

naaaa

Sell the VAL buy a VSS

imo

Thats what i do every time

[smoky grotto]

ahaha i knew someone would say that

[velvet anchor]

Being real, what is the real difference between a VAl and the VSS

[fossil inlet]

wtf just happend on factory I was scav and was acting like a bot and some player noticed that i move retarded and he followed me. I walked randomly around for 5 minutes and then flik shoot him

[velvet anchor]

LIke 4/5 recoil right?

VSS modded has 36 vert 58 horiz

think the VAL goes down to like 32

but for 70k more it aint worth imo

better save the money and buy that rediculously expensive 9x39 ammo that shreds c5

[fading blade]

What’s the best armor for the money? Anyone have some tips?

[velvet anchor]

Depends what class you want

[placid breach]

so does everyone get awful fps or just me

[velvet anchor]

Do you want literally the most cost effective armor in the game?

[agile chasm]

yeah all depends

[velvet anchor]

As i have that written downsomewhere

First off if you want class 3 or 4 just use an armoured rig

no point in getting the seperate rig and armor

[agile chasm]

is it me or does anyone have the maps up on there second monitor to look at when there in a game

[smoky grotto]

@placid breach Im locked to 80fps in game and rarely see it drop under 70

[fading blade]

Well used to spend a lot on class 4 but I’d still get shredded

[velvet anchor]

Best thing to do is get ragman to LL2

So you can buy the 40k class 4 rig

thats my bread and butter for budget runs

It's the 6B3TM armor

[fading blade]

Ok I’ll look into it

[velvet anchor]

Btw guys

Lets say i have an armor piece at 80/80 dura

If it gets shredded and i repair it to 70/70

Willl it protect fully until 35/70 or 40/70?

As acccording to the wiki, bullets have a higher chance to pen below 50% dura

[half pelican]

ehy um, i played actively in 2018 on beta release but i took a break because of my crippling csgo addiction. i recently cambe back and just hit level 22 and i'm starting to see alot of stuff that wasn't here when i played in 2018. could somone maybe help me get familiar with the meta and some tips and tricks. i've been watching alot of videos on the game, (recent videos) to get a better understanding but im still quite clueless as of what has happened in my away time.

[velvet anchor]

But idk if it means 50% of max dura, or post repair max

@half pelican I can probably help if you wanna do some runs

You NA or EU?

[half pelican]

@velvet anchor nah im good on pvp. i just need a better understanding of how to attack tasks and so on. the meta of weapons and resolutions and so on

[velvet anchor]

Okay so first off, go here

[half pelican]

i played 1444 x 1080 back in 2018 but now stretched feels off in tarkov

[velvet anchor]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1giB1MC4PAzYL0SckN0Rcz_EQS9iE4btgdbLrKT2C_dg/edit

You messed with the FOV yet?

That might be why

Also what the fuck kind of monitor do you have to be playing in that res

[fading blade]

I personally think refresh rt is more important but that’s just me...

[half pelican]

it's a 144hz 1920 x 1080 monitor

[fading blade]

Nice

[velvet anchor]

So why are you using 1444 x 1080?

[half pelican]

i just created a custom resolution to achieve stretched

ask any x cs player

it's force of habit

personal preference some would say.

[velvet anchor]

It makes perfect sense on CS

[half pelican]

but for some of us it's just a habit

[velvet anchor]

But on tarkov as it currently stands (its using a different engine version than it was in 2018) stretching does nothing

You cant see more of the game, so on

It compensates now

[half pelican]

same with cs

[velvet anchor]

It did not when you last played

[half pelican]

you loose fov to use stretched to make models bigger. in cs hitboxes become bigger but not in tarkov

[velvet anchor]

The only way to get it back to what it ways before would be to black bar it

[half pelican]

or atleast that's how i understood it so far.

no the BB removes the part the stretched would fill

so you still loose fov if you use a res under your vanilla res.

[velvet anchor]

And you want to loose FOV

?

[half pelican]

for me it doesnt matter.

[velvet anchor]

Sorry im just a little confused about what you're trying to achieve

[slate hound]

i play at the smallest FOV possible

[half pelican]

what i loose in fov i take up in aiming.

[slate hound]

Exactly

[half pelican]

wait duke you run 1920 x 1080?

with lowest fov?

[velvet anchor]

he runs 1444 x 1080

[slate hound]

yep

[velvet anchor]

Oh

Wait

[slate hound]

1920

[half pelican]

wait why?

[velvet anchor]

you are asking the q

xD

[half pelican]

why would you do that?