#general-chat

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quaint stag
queen fern
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so if u go to labs and u do the offline does it take the kay card away from u

fickle sandal
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bruhhhhhhhhhh i frfr thought i was in it lolol

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no wonder im dead

sonic trellis
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Is there a way I can run this game on my triple setup?

grizzled cosmos
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Across all three screens? I don't believe it's possible.

sonic trellis
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Not even with nvidia surround

grizzled cosmos
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Well shit, I guess it is.

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You'll have to ask him m'dude.

sterile tangle
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Hello everyone. Can anyone tell me how I gain access to the beginner channel?

harsh pulsar
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@sterile tangle click the reactions in rules

grizzled cosmos
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You're good.

sterile tangle
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Ahh gotchs thanks @harsh pulsar I skimmed through the rules but missed that

harsh pulsar
smoky grotto
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@ruby lance yes I just watched the series finale

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It is so fucking insanely good. Wow.

fickle sandal
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how much is the Epsilon worth? asap please

quaint stag
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1-1.5m.

grizzled cosmos
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Naw, I'd imagine it's gone higher since the Betas price has gone up.

quaint stag
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Ah, true, gave him old prices

devout urchin
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How much is a Kappa?

harsh pulsar
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tfw

quaint stag
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Do not advertise other groups here.

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If you want permission, ask modmail.

quick whale
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We already have permission, but okay.

quaint stag
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Doubt.

quick whale
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Go look in the clans section then.

quaint stag
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Ask your representative to ask us to include you in the list of representatives.

quick whale
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That's all you had to ask ๐Ÿ™‚

quaint stag
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Or create the modmail yourself, either one works.

smoky grotto
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wait

hybrid plaza
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selling beta container for 2.4mil !

sacred violet
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im here

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since im not eft related

smoky grotto
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is downloading a crosshair banable on tarkov anyone know??

dry jay
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Is there going to be a Christmas sale?

hybrid plaza
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selling beta container

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anyone interested !

novel lintel
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Yo is anyone getting a notification saying server connection lost like all the time? I tested my connection so I know thatโ€™s not the problem, help?

lyric ivy
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Dude, Yes but my shit is fucking my game up to? or something

novel lintel
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Yea itโ€™s annoying canโ€™t even play the game

lyric ivy
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Are you on Cox?

novel lintel
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?

lyric ivy
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Your ISP

novel lintel
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At&t

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U?

lyric ivy
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Cox Intrernet Communications

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Or some shit

novel lintel
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Well Iโ€™m only having this issue on shoreline

lyric ivy
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Oh

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Mine was labs and customs it got weird

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and it also disconnects me from the Discord

novel lintel
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I got it on labs once and lost some good ass gear

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Iโ€™ve seen a lot of people talking about it wish the mods would look into it

half bluff
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having roubles in alpha container in woods seems bugged

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my roubles constantly decreased

quaint stag
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@novel lintel Contact support, we mods canโ€™t really help out since weโ€™re just discord volunteers.

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Also, Ni ma ho fae

novel lintel
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Oh my bad I thought this was run by the devs

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Just joined

quaint stag
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Eeeeeh

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Kind of

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Itโ€™s run by employees of BSG overall but us mods here are just volunteers.

novel lintel
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Ohhh ok

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Ight thanks

hybrid plaza
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selling beta container

quiet steppe
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how long until EFT turns into a Combat Arms hackfest?

fiery kettle
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can anyone tell me why im not getting any xp for my raids?

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just killed like 10 scavs and 2 players and i got 99 xp

twin cliff
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Run through @fiery kettle ?

fiery kettle
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i guess you didnt read the second message had 13 kills in like 2 games and got 99 xp for both

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@twin cliff

jagged field
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bugged report screen

obsidian egret
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Been having to Alt F4 before every game start as I'm getting stuck at "Awaiting Session Start" for 7 minutes

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while all my mates get in at 2 mins and end up having to watch me until I rejoin

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kinda shit

plush trellis
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sometimes i hate this game

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scav spawns infront of me

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and instantly two shots me before i can react

slate pewter
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Anyone willing to help a brand new player

sonic idol
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Anyone wanna do full gear lab runs?

slate pewter
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Anyone trying to help someone new out

smoky grotto
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anyone trynna teach ur boy how to play

fickle sandal
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which one can hold more guns i-case or weapons case?

oblique whale
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yo add me if youre trying to play: Waiel

still perch
north bone
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is the game down?

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"error downloading essential data"

limpid salmon
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Merry Christmas!

north bone
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not christmas boomer

gentle peak
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game down?

north bone
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yeah

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think its maintenance

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not working for me

gentle peak
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for how long, lol why dont they say anything

hollow wigeon
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servers just fucked itself

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for me

dry jay
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I saw a guy in game with a much different looking character to default

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is there some character customization being hidden from me?

viral pelican
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dude

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this shit is bs

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i was running interchange and shit was on dyscne

obsidian egret
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Game is literally crashing after every raid ends

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Idk what they are doing to the game but its literally breaking it day by day

viral pelican
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i need monneeee ffs

opal elk
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smn from EU that want to play? i am level 11

slate pewter
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Anyone trying to squad up im new

wispy coral
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Merry Christmas to you All

sacred solstice
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So no more people buying roubles on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Maximum 150k in the inventory allowed

dense kelp
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tarkov is down???

idle warren
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how long will the game be down?

signal nymph
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thanks for warning us battlestates

dense kelp
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EFT Beta Announcer (@BetaEFT)
In the next hour we plan to install an update for #EscapefromTarkov, the installation will take up to 2 hours - at this time the game will be unavailable. Important: if you were in the game as a scav at the moment of the start of the update - you can lose your loot.

Twitter

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@idle warren

idle warren
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rip

signal nymph
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no shit

dense kelp
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rip loot

sacred solstice
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@signal nymph they warned everyone lol

grim cobalt
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I just got done with a Scav run, and when I got out, it exploded my game. 40 minutes down the drain.

signal nymph
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they need to make it so in game you know when its going to happen

atomic smelt
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Whats in the patch

smoky grotto
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do we lose pmc gear?

fervent bobcat
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NEW MAP

wide plinth
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O-O

signal nymph
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if its not a new map then im pissed

fervent bobcat
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CHECK THE TWITTER

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IT SAYS

signal nymph
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ok i forgive them then

grim cobalt
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I just got back from taking a long break, and my first raid is RIP

signal nymph
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ibanan only if you were in raid i htink

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1 gpu down the drain

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i hop0e they bring a wipe aswell

smoky grotto
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wtf i just spawned

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now i lost my fully modded fucking rpk

strange cradle
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did the game just go down

subtle pulsar
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yea

strange cradle
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i lost my pmc

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FUCK

smoky grotto
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fun

signal nymph
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yup new map supposedly

grim cobalt
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literally as I was getting off my scav the game died

signal nymph
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i lost a scav so no worries

smoky grotto
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second time thats happened in a week

signal nymph
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but i lost a tetris and a gpu

strange cradle
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rumor has it voip

subtle pulsar
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so it just go back like that raid hadn't happened?

signal nymph
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well im playing hunt as i wait

smoky grotto
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bed time

signal nymph
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anyone wanna poartake?

strange cradle
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says if u wer a scav u lose loot

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if ur pmc i hope to fuck we get our shit back

signal nymph
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yup

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we should get everything we wouldve lost in raid in our stash

stoic shore
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wait wait wait. voip?? As in well be able to talk in game now?

grim schooner
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Ya wtf is voip

grim cobalt
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Voice Over IP I think it's for

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talk in game with your microphone

grim schooner
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Noice

strange cradle
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i was kidding

stoic shore
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if it means what i think it means ill be happy. Id love to hear people rage

strange cradle
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but i hope they do

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or a map\

grim cobalt
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I doubt it'll be VOIP

stoic shore
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it literally says VOIP is being added

grim schooner
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^

grim cobalt
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I didn't see the last part of the thing.

burnt tide
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Fake news

grim schooner
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Lol

smoky grotto
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What's a gib wipe?

burnt tide
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Gib wipe = pls wipe

smoky grotto
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What's pls wipe

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pls wipe = gib wipe

grim cobalt
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please wipe

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get wipe

smoky grotto
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What's gib wipe

grim schooner
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I dont think theyre wiping till march

burnt tide
smoky grotto
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Cmon what's the GIB WIPE

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come on

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I don't wanna lose my shit

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What march

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Wtf

grim schooner
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Neither i just started to get good shit

burnt tide
stoic shore
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yeah wasnt long. been a little over a month for this wipe

smoky grotto
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I got a gamma bro

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If I lose that

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Im fucked

burnt tide
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Wipe is in march

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You cant lose your Gamma anymore

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Cant move it out of your safecontainer spot

smoky grotto
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Shut the front door

grim cobalt
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I think he means he acquired a Gamma from someone else, and a wipe will mean it'll go away

smoky grotto
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Bro I meant by wipe

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I don't wanna lose my gamma by a wipe

burnt tide
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well rip

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Time to upgrade

smoky grotto
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N WORD

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really

grim cobalt
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I got my EOD from smoke

harsh pulsar
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what wipe

smoky grotto
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Wipe next march u guys sure about this?

harsh pulsar
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probs

burnt tide
harsh pulsar
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some cuck in beginners saying this is a wipe

burnt tide
ornate flower
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VOIP added?

stoic shore
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apparently

burnt tide
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no

stoic shore
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it says its added XD

burnt tide
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read the real patchnotes

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Stopp lying

burnt tide
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Thats not a real post

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why dont you show us the Name

stoic shore
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1 sec

ornate flower
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Imagine blasting music in factory so you can hide your footsteps sound or something lol

harsh pulsar
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real patchnotes dont mention this

stoic shore
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from battlestate

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someone posted it in lfg

burnt tide
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nah you dont read it properly

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read the name of the Person that did the post

celest hazel
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anyone can link me the update list ?

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or it isnt published yet ?

hidden lichen
signal nymph
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they are making it ao you cant put barter items into your gamma i think#

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so death tp shitlings

grim cobalt
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Added a limit on the amount of money that you can carry in the inventory of the character (no such limits in stash) - 150,000 rubles, 1000 dollars, 1000 euros (limits can be changed for balancing purposes)

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Can't hold all this money!

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If your character died without an equipped firearm (any kind of), then after the raid he will recover only 1% of health, not 30% DANG

signal nymph
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hahaha rip hatch poops

grim cobalt
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I think if you change to melee and die, you'll end up at 1% too

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or maybe equipped means in a firearm slot

signal nymph
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i hope they make m61, m80 and m62 more expoenisve and harder to find

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not forgetting mosin ammo aswell

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as that stuff is to potent and easy to come by

naive river
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Is it still down?

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It,ll be up in aprox 2h?

analog locust
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anyone know when is the christmas discount?

jagged field
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noone knows

analog locust
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feels bad...

bold flint
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"If you entered the raid in a group and you were killed by a member of your group, then in the main menu you will recover only 1% of health, not 30%" that's harsh, what are they trying to fix here?

tidal shell
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hatchling

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patch heartpixelart

smoky grotto
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Yeah that one doesn't make any sense to me Morgyn

tidal shell
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because they just runb, loot and disconnect again and again

weak hull
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Bought the game yesterday and played for a couple hours. Now i'm getting an unexpected character error. I'm assuming this has to do with the update and not my files

smoky grotto
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Game is still down. You can't play yet

fickle sandal
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so no more hatchet runners on interchange grabbing GPU's lol

warm flame
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Why?

weary prism
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@lavish ibex are servers down GoodUsec

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i cant tell if its a me problem or not

warm flame
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๐Ÿ˜›

weary prism
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that doesnt help me tyler

warm flame
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My bad wrong #

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And if you read it, it does. :p

lavish ibex
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Reading is too difficult for most people, it seems

weary prism
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it doesnt FeelsBadMan

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well aqua

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there is so much going on

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i cant really tell whats going on

warm flame
weary prism
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bsides that there was an update while i was slep

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thank you

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i guess simply answering a question is too difficult for most people too ๐Ÿ˜›

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it is your job after all

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not you tyler

warm flame
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My Christmas present to you. ๐Ÿ˜›

weary prism
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โค๏ธ

quaint raven
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@warm flame when was that announcment

warm flame
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๐Ÿ˜›

quaint raven
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im other side of the wolrd bud

warm flame
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I've never truly understood the "my asshole was on fire" terminology until just now as I never eat spicy food. Much ragret.

stone briar
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is the servers down rn?

austere sky
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i cant login to tarkov keeps giving me error messages anyone help ?

ashen moth
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same, looks like it might be due to the update or something

placid brook
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why am i getting Error connecting to auth server when trying to log in?

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any help please )

austere sky
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says error receiving game session data 205 bad account id

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anyone else get the same error?

jagged field
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read

placid brook
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servers must be doiwn

royal oak
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how long are they gonna be down for

jagged field
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thats also in the announcement

ashen moth
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@jagged field cant find the thread in the topic corner...where can I find it ?

river sierra
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so woke up earlier, server is patching LOL

royal oak
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what is the update for ?

jagged field
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accept the rules @ashen moth

warm flame
river sierra
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its in the announcement

ashen moth
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well that helped thx @jagged field

royal oak
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link

ember basalt
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Hello

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I've been receiving the "unexpected character encountered while parsing value"

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But I've played the game recently, my understanding is that the game is currently under maintence

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but this does not seem like to be the issue

maiden sand
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@placid brookgetting same error

slender spade
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reinstalled my launcher and not able to login

maiden sand
fierce aurora
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game is down

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imagine being unable to read

warm flame
thorny yew
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is tarkov not working for yall as well?

warm flame
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^^ look at the screenshot

green pendant
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am looking for partners to play with

thorny yew
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oh igght thanks

fiery coral
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Mewwy chwimwas

warm flame
restive crown
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Ah, I have returned

royal oak
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is the game still down

serene widget
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Yes

smoky grotto
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oh noo its down the game

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christmas ruined

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xD

vapid jungle
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Hi, any news about christmass sale?

quick ice
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guys

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what about the guns

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and stuff

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is there only fixes?

grizzled cosmos
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Only fixes.

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No guns.

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Yet.

quick ice
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that didnt do anything to me lol

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and why would they make the money 150k in raid

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it makes no sense

grizzled cosmos
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Preventing RWT

quick ice
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what s that

grizzled cosmos
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Selling money for IRL money

quick ice
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what

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they can just do multiple raids lol

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if they wanna buy currency for irl money

grizzled cosmos
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Then they'll have logs of that and make it easier to catch them.

quick ice
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man no one gives a crap in their dev team

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they have more stuff to do

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then look after people who dont have a life and sell money on tarkov XD

grizzled cosmos
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You'd be suprised.

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RWT damages the games economy, BSG cares about that more than you think

signal nymph
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feels like it sbeen two hours now

maiden sand
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its been 2:37 ๐Ÿ™‚

grizzled cosmos
signal nymph
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the fuck nikita XD

smoky grotto
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3 hour total. 40 more mins calm down

alpine flare
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Just be livestreamer say it on stream 24/7 and he will do something

signal nymph
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didnt they say 2 hours XD

smoky grotto
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read the tweets

signal nymph
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ahh my bad lol

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yeah twitcxh streamers get a lot of say but the reason being is because they are talking to a load of people

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its not just them

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also does anyone have the update list??

gleaming magnet
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any updates on the update?

alpine flare
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nope

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still waiting

royal oak
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still down?

muted mantle
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yurp

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just waiting on that tarkov fix!! yep...straight into the blood stream...

signal nymph
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hopefully the rest of my hideout is complete and we get the new christmas gift

winter pilot
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some of the new patch notes are dumb

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why limit the amount of money you can pick up?

smoky grotto
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where is my tarkov

alpine flare
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@signal nymph i hope u have to wait

signal nymph
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yeah dude i cant wait

alpine flare
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xD

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i need to get my moonshire

signal nymph
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watch there be anohter wiupe XD
ill be so happy

alpine flare
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so im drunk 24/7

muted mantle
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pretty sure they are limiting the amount of money you can bring in, to prevent boosting

modern rapids
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150k rubles, 1k euros 1k usd

muted mantle
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players are getting level 1's, bringing millions and giving them to the lvl 1.

winter pilot
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also punishes normal players who may find a lot of money on raiders

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its a weird solution to that problem with its own caveats

signal nymph
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you wont find that sort of money in raid

modern rapids
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no way are you finding 150k rubles in a raid

signal nymph
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not anymore at least

muted mantle
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agreed, in raid, you wont mind 150k anywhere

jagged field
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not roubles, but euros and dollars can happen

muted mantle
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find*

signal nymph
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before with the registers you could gewt that sort of money but now no

trail trench
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watch me stream roblox

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CHITCHAT

muted mantle
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ah, i agree there Chrisioo

winter pilot
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i think raiders can spawn dollars in like 500โ‚ฌ 500$ pieces

signal nymph
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NO SELF ADVERTISING!!!! MR ROBLOX!!!

winter pilot
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not too sure, im going off of other peoples evidence

modern rapids
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i think the maximum is just what you can bring in

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not what you can hold once you're in

winter pilot
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huh

smoky grotto
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so where are the chatnotes

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patchnotes

modern rapids
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hopefully at least

signal nymph
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i hope they tweek schtumens spawn rate aswell so he has ahigher chance

kind fjord
winter pilot
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well patchnotes said that the limit is to the player inventory, not on how much you bring in

muted mantle
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they are in the patchnote section lol

winter pilot
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so it shouldnt matter if you find it in raid, the limit still exists

modern rapids
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well that blows

winter pilot
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i lowkey dont like skill exhaustion aswell

modern rapids
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yeah that'll be annoying

nimble dragon
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yall still getting server issues connecting?

smoky grotto
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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

winter pilot
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@nimble dragon dont think the patch is live yet

modern rapids
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will stop boosting but it's still a nuisance

royal oak
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that for ppl that are boosting

trail trench
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@manic lodge whats ur roblox name

dapper quarry
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1v1 me phantom forces

winter pilot
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i mean, if you went out to cheese stress resistance, its like 6 hours to get max level or something

dapper quarry
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real men play that game

trail trench
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teddu

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whats ur bname

smoky grotto
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boooooooooooooo

dapper quarry
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idk let me check

smoky grotto
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i hate this. i cant gamma myhelmet anymore

winter pilot
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youre giving away your valuable time, and cheesing doesnt seem like that big of a problem to me :I

nimble dragon
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iv been playing for a couple weeks now. i am kinda tired of playing solo thou. wheres a good place to go looking for partners

dapper quarry
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Tedduu i think

maiden sand
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soo they said 30 mins more an hour ago -_-

trail trench
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ikr

winter pilot
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why is the 1% situational health recovery in the patchnotes? it wont really solve hatchet runs

trail trench
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ikr

muted mantle
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Its never a solution, just a deterrent.

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i am sure the dev teams want to create the best solutions/deterrents without ruining the games development goals

tawdry knoll
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is the game down rn?

acoustic flicker
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Anyway to refill gas cans now or are they useless once gone?

woven field
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why can you sacv run but not hatchet run?

nimble dragon
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scav run has a cooldown

naive river
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Again dev who likes to lie, or don,t know what they are doing. I don,t care how long it would take to update the game, but i do care about that they said 2h and now it,s nore then 3. Just tell from the begining that it will take all day, i would plan my time diferrently. ๐Ÿ˜„

crystal coral
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stupid launcher says "Live" when its not

signal nymph
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lol

raw lodge
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want play

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EFT

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:F

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how many to wait

signal nymph
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give them time id rather a perfect update than a half assed

muted mantle
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scav run should be your hatchet run. but the brutal nature of realistic combat is that unless you can train and practice continually, its difficult to get ahead. Most low level players don't understand this concept yet. So they lose it all and have nothing more to do that to run in with hatchets. Cant blame them either, when you broke, tarkov's a bitch lol

smoky grotto
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true

signal nymph
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never hatchat ran ever

maiden sand
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we up boys

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lego

signal nymph
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its ready bitches!!!!

void spindle
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When do we get out gifts

signal nymph
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tomorrow hopefully

smoky grotto
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gifts?

tawdry knoll
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Is tarkov down?

signal nymph
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nope it sback baby

frail jasper
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was wipe day today? i thought it was on xmas

tawdry knoll
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my launcher wont load

signal nymph
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and ah on their official website if you sign in they givwe you gifts

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like item cases and stuff

smoky grotto
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oh

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ill give it a look

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what just sign in?

tawdry knoll
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nah they dont,

smoky grotto
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im already signed if

signal nymph
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sign iin yup and look next to your edition of tarkov it should be there

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but it is dependent

tawdry knoll
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only if youve owned the game for before last year'

smoky grotto
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oh damn

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i bought it in june this year

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so it might not apply

tawdry knoll
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yeah it wont work

smoky grotto
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Ah yikes

tawdry knoll
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they give you a keytool and icase

karmic charm
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๐Ÿ‡ผ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ‡ช

signal nymph
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and games down again lol

prime furnace
#

wipe hype

lofty shadow
#

wipe hype

smoky grotto
#

i hope they would wipe every day

prime furnace
lofty shadow
#

the makrov gameplay lol

#

๐Ÿ‡ผ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ‡ช

oak swallow
#

ye nice patch intallation complete

signal nymph
#

lol

#

not working

smoky grotto
#

FIX

#

FIX

#

FIX

oak swallow
#

gateway timeout

smoky grotto
#

fix now

oak swallow
#

504 unknown

smoky grotto
#

fix now

#

FIX

#

FIX

oak swallow
#

nice for them to do this on christmas.. and past couple of days servers laggy as fk

broken monolith
#

4 things you cant chose

#

Gender

#

Nationality

#

Parents Wheiter scavs have aimbot

dry sphinx
#

Really good servers ๐Ÿ‘Œ

weary prism
#

what am i reading

smoky grotto
#

FIX

#

FIX

#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oak swallow
#

FIX THE GAME !

smoky grotto
#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

FIX

#

FIX

signal nymph
#

fix yo shit

dry sphinx
#

I got into my stash and was about to go into labs.

smoky grotto
#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

FIX

#

FIX

tender field
#

@broken monolith thats some bullshit. i was born a yugoslav and now im a slovenian. CHECK MATE

signal nymph
#

or ill play rainbow instead

smoky grotto
#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

FIX

#

FIX

glossy osprey
#

jesus christ calm down

smoky grotto
#

FICC

signal nymph
#

he woint lol,

smoky grotto
#

THIS GAME IS ALLI HAVE IN MY LIFE

#

FIX IT

#

@ @broken monolith nice flag dude!

signal nymph
#

fixed

broken monolith
#

Thank you

signal nymph
#

its alivce!!!

dry sphinx
#

not fixed retard

smoky grotto
#

FIX

#

FIX

broken monolith
#

Yugoslavia

smoky grotto
#

FIX

#

FIX

#

FIX

quick spade
#

Hey is anyone struggling to use the website?

alpine flare
#

stop spamming

broken monolith
#

FIX CYKA

signal nymph
#

its wokring for me boiii

dry sphinx
#

STUGGLING TO DO ANYTHING

#

I AM TRYING TO LEAVE A LABS RAID AND IT IS CONSTANTLY LOADING

smoky grotto
#

@broken monolith yeah i know, wich part of it you from?

quick spade
#

I can tell, you might have an aneurysm if you donโ€™t calm down

prime furnace
#

wype hipe

signal nymph
#

RIP your labs boii

#

labs sucks anyways

broken monolith
#

America

#

i am a uncultured swine

muted mantle
#

anyone else having gateway errors?

broken monolith
#

Jk

#

im american though

cobalt fossil
#

lol "Error bad gateway"

smoky grotto
#

@broken monolith hahah alright, so you got no ties to Jugoslavia?

sharp silo
#

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

cobalt fossil
#

nice one

glad forge
#

504 error ๐Ÿ˜ซ

broken monolith
#

no ties to Greater Serbi..... Yugoslavia

ocean hawk
#

ERROR

sharp silo
#

I WAS GIFTED THIS GAME FOR FREE AND I EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IT WITHOUT ISSUE

cobalt fossil
#

derp

tawdry knoll
#

What do I do about the error 'the remote server returned an error' (502) bad gateway?

sharp silo
#

UNINSTALL

smoky grotto
#

@signal nymph play gaybow

signal nymph
#

lol XD

#

the games working

tawdry knoll
#

Oh shit is everyone having gateway errors?

signal nymph
#

i dont know what your struggles are

tawdry knoll
#

@signal nymph if you don't know please don't reply you're not helping

signal nymph
#

well if you read above everyone is

smoky grotto
#

soul has the big retard

tawdry knoll
#

Please read my last message before the @

signal nymph
#

yeah i did

tawdry knoll
#

@smoky grotto indeed

signal nymph
#

and i said everyone has said they have

#

so perhaps you should read above my dude

tawdry knoll
#

I'm guessing it's an NA thing, the eror

dry sphinx
#

WHY WOULD IT BE AN NA THING?

signal nymph
#

nah the game just crashed on opur side aswell

dry sphinx
#

EVERYONE IS FUCKING GETTING THE STUPID FUCKING ERROR

prime furnace
#

WIPE HYPEEEE

tawdry knoll
#

Ok

prime furnace
#

WIPE HYPE

dry sphinx
#

BSG NEED TO FIX THEIR SHIT

tawdry knoll
#

Soul is just being a retard I see

dry sphinx
#

MADE ME LOSE MY FUCKING GEAR SET TO THIS STUPID FUCKING UPDATE

tawdry knoll
#

I thought some people didn't get the error

dry sphinx
#

@smoky grotto Are you stupid?

signal nymph
#

no i said the game just crashed you hilbilly jacking toss potting jack the ripper looking mofo XD

smoky grotto
#

big retard

dry sphinx
#

Why tf would they wipe...

tawdry knoll
#

'jack the rippper looking mofo' lol

signal nymph
#

ayy just banta bro ๐Ÿ™‚

visual lodge
#

Man I hope they wipe, game needs a wipe

dry sphinx
#

Stfu

prime furnace
#

WIPE
HYPE

visual lodge
#

Wipe
Wipe
Wipe

signal nymph
#

wipe or no im cool with whateverr XD

half bluff
#

lol

visual lodge
#

#nakita please wipe

prime furnace
broken monolith
#

504 = Cyka

signal nymph
#

just pixels. wont be to hard to make it back ๐Ÿ™‚

visual lodge
#

Yea after you buy a plane ticket for top fatty

jolly tide
#

fix ur fucking game nerds

prime furnace
#

Can I get a wipe hype in the chat pls

signal nymph
#

hype to da wipe

#

the wipe knows de way

visual lodge
#

Everyone bow your heads as we take this moment to pray

rose elm
#

wipe or die

visual lodge
#

Dear nakita

#

Server above

prime furnace
#

wipe

#

hype

signal nymph
#

XD lol

prime furnace
#

hYYYYYYYPE

signal nymph
#

default your killing me man XD

visual lodge
#

May you forever hold us in your drivea

broken monolith
#

I just here for the memes

visual lodge
#

We, the community of tarkov

signal nymph
#

i see the salt everywhere man

visual lodge
#

The gamers of KnM

signal nymph
#

people are getting pisse dover pixels XD

balmy crow
#

Just joined. Is the game down for anyone els?

smoky grotto
#

Anyone else stuck on the main menu screen

visual lodge
#

All love, cherish and support the wipe

#

Amen

signal nymph
#

yup games not working right now

prime furnace
#

@smoky grotto WIPE HYPE BROTHER

tawdry knoll
#

Time to go play something else good luck shitters

signal nymph
#

they are probably rebooting the servers

balmy crow
#

damn...i just bought it

signal nymph
#

dw dude youll havew a nice update to play on ๐Ÿ™‚

#

give it about an hour to half hour and itll be good

balmy crow
#

nice. i played about 3 hours last night.

alpine flare
#

@signal nymph im gonna irish bomb the servers

rose elm
#

eddiesb21 dont worry you are gonna die asap when you enter the map

signal nymph
#

yeah games hardcore man ๐Ÿ˜„

balmy crow
#

need to find a duo or trio

signal nymph
#

eddi join me

#

illl protecc

rose elm
#

where are you from?

visual lodge
#

I'm up! Let's go! Refresh update and login

signal nymph
#

yeah boii

visual lodge
#

Jk noobs

signal nymph
#

lol XD

split delta
#

they said they were gona publish a change list, where is it?

signal nymph
#

you marilyn manson jackin mofo XD

#

ok the game will take 2 hours people

#

enjoy your christmas eve lay down the game and enjoy time with the fam

balmy crow
#

im down man. ill add you as a friend

signal nymph
#

ayyy

trail trench
#

fuck this shit , eft fucked

viscid yoke
#

guys i can't get in the launcher or in the game

#

its fuked

signal nymph
#

be greatful they are doing this on their christmas eve not many devs would do this

prime furnace
#

@signal nymph feeling grateful now

rose elm
#

oh really? we all play in peace right now

prime furnace
#

wow thanks

rose elm
#

there is nothing wrong?

#

lol

prime furnace
#

I think im gonna not shoot anyone now

visual lodge
#

Does anyone like ketchup?

#

No

signal nymph
#

im more of a mustard guy

short mesa
#

Its ok

fiery loom
#

uuuuuuuuuuuum soooo we W I P E

prime furnace
#

just run around giving hugs and spreading gratefulness

visual lodge
#

Google quit voice to text

worldly aspen
#

i would like to just thank all the mods for putting up with all the playerbases bullshit

visual lodge
#

Ong

signal nymph
#

spellcaster i agree

#

but all they have to do is put their airpods in and let us debate lol

#

as i said it sonly pixels and their are plenty of games we could be playing whilst we wait

worldly aspen
#

or they could just stop listening to us because that is the way its starting to go and i wouldn't blame them

signal nymph
#

ayy

#

well at least we are sane lol

#

the fuck is going on in chitchat XD

worldly aspen
#

we don't ask

#

we never ask

signal nymph
#

ooooooooooooh game looks to be done

#

maybe fix??

#

nevermind

#

so spell how were your raids lately??

#

before it went down ๐Ÿ™‚

worldly aspen
#

First time i played in a week was yesterday and they went well for being gone a week

#

yours?

visual lodge
#

I'm in??

mellow bronze
#

looking for a team to play with ? whos active and over 18 cba with immautre kids screaming at me XD

visual lodge
#

Wtd

signal nymph
#

killed killa six times in a row and have been upgrading the hideout near max

visual lodge
#

Wtf I'm in anyone else

signal nymph
#

restartuing launcher

slate pewter
#

Anyone trying to squad up im new

worldly aspen
#

nope launcher is having a aneurism for me

signal nymph
#

same

slate pewter
#

I restarted my computer then it worked

worldly aspen
#

Its still not as bad as it has been

mellow bronze
#

am keen on squading up

slate pewter
#

Lets squad then whatsup

mellow bronze
#

dm - and al be on later

signal nymph
#

thanks nikita and the battlestates team for taking time out of your holiday to make this game work ๐Ÿ˜„

worldly aspen
#

i remember when the lag on the servers and just trying to get into a raid took 20 min every single time when it just wiped

slate pewter
#

Anyone else trying to squad

worldly aspen
#

but i do miss the days of kiver best helm and fort best armor

trail cloud
#

Anyone knows if screen resolution affects the performance? From like 1920x1080 to 3440x1440?

signal nymph
#

do i have to resttart then??

#

god damn it XD

slate pewter
#

Wheres it at?

visual lodge
#

It's working

worldly aspen
#

under text rpg

#

it says group search then a sub cat called #pvp-lfg

signal nymph
#

restarting pc doesnt work

worldly aspen
#

just give it a few

#

looking at eft gen makes my iq go down

slate pewter
#

I dont see the looking for group tab on there

worldly aspen
#

go to rules

#

and click the checkmark

slate pewter
#

I just started using discord so im lost brotha haha

worldly aspen
#

ok go to rules and scroll down

#

you see the green checkmark with # beside it

slate pewter
#

Wheres rules haha been looking for it

worldly aspen
#

click the check mark, under welcome to eft second from the top

fierce aurora
#

lf2m non retards for labs trio brave

#

bravo

worldly aspen
#

i am sure people would join you if we could get on ๐Ÿ˜„

orchid quest
#

anyone know when theyre wiping??

worldly aspen
#

a few months

signal nymph
#

on full release i think

slate pewter
#

i found rules but i dont see anything thats a check mark or welcome to eft

orchid quest
#

epic

#

top

#

its right above rules ffs

#

WelcomeToTarkov

#

setup

#

rules

worldly aspen
#

Scroll down in rules

tepid mica
#

Dear Tarkov,

It's been more than 2 hours talking to my wife now. I'm starting to fear she may leave me soon. Please get your servers back online.
Much appreciated...

smoky grotto
#

Just hold on brother

hearty vector
#

yeah you also have to go back and click the #news-setup buttons again

smoky grotto
#

Keep her talking

hearty vector
#

if you didnt read and click the rules button first

tepid mica
#

haha

ashen ledge
#

dont worry @tepid mica I'll take good care of her

signal nymph
#

might stream when this works XD

strange crater
#

yo i just downloaded the new patch and it says the servers are down for me ?

worldly aspen
#

yep thats everyone

#

not just you

torpid citrus
#

just for u Elite

#

hahahaha

strange crater
#

my friends are in tho ?

hearty vector
#

merry Christmas

orchid quest
#

just u bro

woven field
#

and me

hearty vector
#

xD

orchid quest
#

nah mine are down too

#

think its NAE servers but idk anything

hearty vector
#

US West?

worldly aspen
#

eastcoast all down?

hearty vector
#

yeah

orchid quest
#

NAE here

strange crater
#

i live in cali

orchid quest
#

so it varies

hearty vector
#

localised proabbly North American

#

im in cali too

orchid quest
#

yea

#

never seen any EU complaints

naive basin
#

in europe is same

orchid quest
#

ah\

#

well fuck

nimble prawn
#

send help

#

need to scav

worldly aspen
#

prob want all the Americans to stfu and let them work then they will be back online

nimble prawn
#

its been 12 hours since i last played

orchid quest
#

send spongbob nudes to battlestate

#

same fuck i need my insurance ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

strange crater
#

how about u stfu

orchid quest
#

kiss me

worldly aspen
#

rude

strange crater
#

not u

naive basin
#

i'm sur this problem was the tree on the game

strange crater
#

@worldly aspen

worldly aspen
#

no u

nimble prawn
#

need to kill @tepid mica

worldly aspen
#

<3

orchid quest
#

spell is a crackhead

worldly aspen
#

Shhhh

#

they don't need to know that

orchid quest
#

"ThEy NeEd U tO sTfU sO tHeY cAn PaTcH" headass

#

ill dip ur crumpets in ur tea m8 try me

oak cobalt
#

IM IN BOIS

orchid quest
#

what server

#

@oak cobalt server?

worldly aspen
#

i forgot the eft community can't take a joke whoops my bad

vernal rivet
#

No tarkov in EU?

hearty vector
#

servers are temporarily down

vernal rivet
#

ty

orchid quest
#

servers are down everywhere it varies per individual

smoky grotto
#

i want the loot i lost

#

my thermal goggles are gone

worldly aspen
#

rip 11 mil

modern rapids
#

gg

prime jackal
#

Hey guys i am search for a discord patch bot

#

or help bot for tarkov

fresh linden
#

Can follow it in the patch notes channel

prime jackal
#

have anyone idea how can i get it

#

?

fresh linden
#

Will send them to your discord

prime jackal
#

i dont get it xD

#

i dont have a patchnote ch

#

i mean i cant see it

fresh linden
#

Make a text channel in your discord

prime jackal
#

yeah i have

tawdry goblet
prime jackal
#

nope

fresh linden
#

Then go to patch notes, under Announcements at the top

tawdry goblet
#

click on that^

prime jackal
#

@tawdry goblet i dont have the channel

fiery loom
#

NO SOMNIC

tawdry goblet
#

Have you done the setup and rules?

fresh linden
#

Click the arrow next to Important Information

tawdry goblet
#

Reacted to them etc

#

He needs the roles I believe

fresh linden
#

Ah

karmic charm
#

should I go into a labs or wait for EFT to fix its shiiii

prime jackal
#

yeah i dont have the role

#

guys

karmic charm
#

go read and react

prime jackal
#

okay now i have the role

karmic charm
#

stoopid

tawdry goblet
prime jackal
#

okay i have it now

#

ty

modern rapids
#

i was in game for 2 minutes before it took a shit

woven field
#

still not woking

quick lantern
#

Quick question, anyone know what the price of a PM pistol is (not at my computer).

signal nymph
#

it wroks

tulip nacelle
#

do da do...

#

like 8k roubles @quick lantern

quick lantern
#

danke danke @tulip nacelle

tulip nacelle
#

np

#

@smoky grotto Is lying.

prime jackal
tropic canyon
#

stupid error

#

:c

prime jackal
#

is that normal ?

tropic canyon
#

i have it too

modern rapids
#

i have the same thing @prime jackal

prime jackal
tropic canyon
#

have to wait for the tarkov gods to fix it

prime jackal
#

my friend can start it

tropic canyon
prime jackal
#

just in chase i ask that but we are fcked ? and cant playing eft ?

modern rapids
#

100% fucked

prime jackal
modern rapids
#

no eft for the week sorry guys as you were

reef wolf
#

so

#

anyone unable to update the game?

modern rapids
#

Mine updated, now the servers are unresponsive

#

probably high traffic and the typical shit that comes from mmo updates

teal reef
#

I launched the game, then exited, and now I have the error

modern rapids
#

i launched the game earlier and collected my insurance, then everything disappeared and i tried to relaunch now i can't do shit

#

hope my insurance is still there

teal reef
#

Bug seems fixed for me now D:

modern rapids
#

yup just launched

#

we will see if it holds out

narrow leaf
#

can anybody log in it says the servers are down for me?

fickle sandal
#

just logged

modern rapids
#

im in jumping into a game right now it seems to be working\

#

but the flea market is fucked up

#

sorting by price doesnt work

split delta
#

but what about the changelog

simple gulch
#

hey where is the new content we were supposed to get in this damn update. Seems they put in a bunch of crap nobody wants and stiffed us on the actual things we were waiting on

naive river
#

Hey, anyone knows how to make fps 1 comand go on the left side?

plain tiger
#

is there no christmas gift this year?

simple gulch
#

no just a crap patch

jagged field
#

nobody said this will be the content update

echo shuttle
#

Entitled much.

lone nimbus
#

how do you refuel you fuel tanks now?

oak cobalt
#

bring them in raid

tulip dock
#

can someone help me

lone nimbus
#

no they patched that

oak cobalt
#

??

tulip dock
#

money

lone nimbus
#

cant bring them into raid to refuel them now

oak cobalt
#

that wasnt a glitch, it was a feature

tulip dock
#

i have 2 thousand rubels

plush trellis
#

the hunter is so dogshit at range

#

i fire like 3 times at armourless scav and it just tanks it al

smoky grotto
uneven pelican
#

I'm going to try more raids

chrome sierra
#

more fps dro0p?

still saddle
#

is there a bug with the flea market

#

when i sort by price its not working

smoky grotto
#

can you still have helmets in your container?

plush trellis
#

I fee like

#

if i point blank

#

hit someone with sv-98

#

and they dont have beast armour

#

wait

#

they didn't even have armour

#

what the fuck is this game honestly

#

im not even joking

#

point blank body shot from sv 98 doesn't kill

#

10 shots from pistol doesn't kill

#

i thought this was realistic shooter?

lofty silo
#

So the christmas gifts do i need to activate them now or can it be activated after jan 5?

rocky robin
#

on tarkov website

#

you can activate whenever

lofty silo
#

The last time they gifted you could activate it whenever u wanted

rocky robin
#

doesnt matter, you can redeem after a wipe as well

lofty silo
#

I want to be sure tho ๐Ÿ˜›

smoky grotto
#

when is wipe?

bronze venture
#

anyone trying to play?

rocky robin
#

Papa Nik says Maybe Sometime in march soontm

smoky grotto
#

damn

rocky robin
thin nimbus
#

What channel do we use to look for people to ply ?

lofty silo
#

@thin nimbus

thin nimbus
#

@lofty silo guess I donโ€™t have access to that channel yet ? I just joined and accepted the rules and did the setup

lofty silo
#

Yeah

#

You need PMC

inner jay
#

pre-order owners?

#

what about eod non preorder?

lofty silo
inner jay
#

Edge of Darkness pre-order owners will get... does that mean EOD and that's it?

lofty silo
#

Check your DM matus

jagged field
#

read

quaint stag
#

@thin nimbus You good now

thin nimbus
#

@quaint stag yea i am thanks man

vocal folio
#

frenks

swift crow
#

anyone lfg ?

tepid musk
#

im down to play, but im brand new and have no idea what im doing

#

just got the game less than an hour ago

dusky hinge
#

Eft will get 25%discount starting 27 december
My wallet is ready

tepid musk
#

lmao

dusky hinge
#

I have mutiple games to buy and tark9v is the most expensive

#

Mainly because of the currency conversion

pulsar canyon
#

if i upgrade to edge of darkness during the discounts will i receive the EoD gift?

smoky grotto
#

when is the discount?

pulsar canyon
#

27th

signal nymph
#

new definition to hatchiling

#

their new name is tozzer

smoky grotto
#

how ya know?

#

@pulsar canyon

pulsar canyon
#

it was announced

tepid musk
#

does anyone wanna carry me : D

smoky grotto
#

how much is it?

#

@pulsar canyon

pulsar canyon
#

25%

#

discount

round wing
#

anyone else having trouble downloading the patch?

#

stuck at 9% and an hour left

odd cape
#

do anyone know why scavs shot me when i am a scav in factory is it because of my loot?

round wing
#

maybe another player scav or you shot a scav/player scav

odd cape
#

somone shot me i killed him then another scav killed me

#

someone

steel sinew
#

lfg

pallid pagoda
#

is no one going down to the group rooms now when they find a group or is staying in looking for group while your in raid like the new thing

smoky grotto
#

@swift crow maybe read rules

bronze venture
#

@steel sinew u trying to play?

steel sinew
#

@bronze venture factory night run?

wary kestrel
#

does anyone have the new ammo chart?

bronze venture
#

@steel sinew i aint got to night vision tho

#

anyone trying to play?

finite goblet
#

@thatguywiththeuglyface Merry Christmas Eve to the loud and proud (slowly creep walks away)

lost basin
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My inventory in menu is lagging, never seen that happen before

void void
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servers down?

long karma
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are the servers down?

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ive been loading profile data for like 10 min

modern rapids
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i made the mistake of closing out

light helm
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bruh. i redeemed my christmas gift put the guns in my invintory and then got a backend server error and the p90 fn and all the ammo and mags just got deleted.

modern rapids
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cant get back in

long karma
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yikes

modern rapids
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@light helm youll get it back

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dont worry it happened to me earlier