#general-chat

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rough star
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Streets of Tarkov is next map according to Nikita during the 12 launch stream .

edgy oasis
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is EOD goin on sale anytime soon

rough star
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Probably Christmas

astral locust
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EFT LIGHTSABRES CONFIRMED

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DROOLING FROM MOUTH

noble fiber
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@edgy oasis usually black friday aswell as christmas

loud narwhal
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I cannot wait till this update is done 😛

sick forge
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dat rage when 2 hrs passed and no update released yet :p

loud narwhal
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😂

sick forge
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i broke the check for updates button

loud narwhal
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😂 😂

drifting void
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I thought they said 11/12 Moscow time?

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Isn't it like 4 Moscow time rn

sick forge
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They started the upload at 10h40 moscou time

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and it should take 2hrs

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but i see some noted about extended 1 hour

drifting void
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Oh I see, gonna turn pc on check for update Ty man

kindred wasp
mint knot
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rip

smoky grotto
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any one know twitch staff?

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their support is so slow 😦

solar laurel
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@jovial wagon @past smelt furry topics are okay here

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no probs with them myself, just looking out for y'all

weary tree
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Big funny

bold trellis
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Keep it sfw

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and with rules still

weary tree
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No duh

craggy flare
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does anyone know, if the account reset wont be avaible after wipe?

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i heard that i got told in the last podcast, diddnt looked it

weary tree
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Ehh theres a little more effort than that yeah

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Actually involving yourself with others in the community and etc

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Lots of nice people

modest holly
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when is the fucking update??????

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extended again?

random sparrow
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part of the game voulez vous ben farmer vos yeules

misty trail
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waiting room is cancer

sudden wasp
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"Check for updates" spamming all day

kindred wasp
mental pulsar
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smh

hot ledge
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@here 461003 for kahoot

loud narwhal
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I can see it taking till tomorrow 😂

smoky grotto
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It will

grim quarry
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woke up at 3 am

obtuse river
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6666666

thorn adder
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Question. I clicked the update button on the launcher but it isn’t downloading the patch. Am I missing something?

turbid crest
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Launcher is back up!

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nvm

jagged field
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@thorn adder you missed the update not being uploaded yet

grim quarry
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f you knight lol

thorn adder
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Oh lol well that’s fun. I’m glad they are uploading it today but I think it’s funny that it’s been delayed 4(?) times today just trying to upload it. If this isn’t the worst PR patch for BSG I don’t know what is

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Oh lol well that’s fun. I’m glad they are uploading it today but I think it’s funny that it’s been delayed 4(?) times today just trying to upload it. If this isn’t the worst PR patch for BSG I don’t know what is

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Oh lol well that’s fun. I’m glad they are uploading it today but I think it’s funny that it’s been delayed 4(?) times today just trying to upload it. If this isn’t the worst PR patch for BSG I don’t know what is

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Oh lol well that’s fun. I’m glad they are uploading it today but I think it’s funny that it’s been delayed 4(?) times today just trying to upload it. If this isn’t the worst PR patch for BSG I don’t know what is

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Oh lol well that’s fun. I’m glad they are uploading it today but I think it’s funny that it’s been delayed 4(?) times today just trying to upload it. If this isn’t the worst PR patch for BSG I don’t know what is

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Didn’t mean to spam that

grim quarry
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come off it guys its a big update have a coffie

thorn adder
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My phone is lagging all to hell because of the .12 chat going nuts

grim quarry
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badoop

turbid crest
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my launcher loaded for a second, then crashed, thats why i thought it was up

grim quarry
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i know lol its been doing that itll load then not go from there

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they will say on twitter when its done

turbid crest
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holly crap! a ton of people just joined the waiting chat!

nocturne arch
smoky grotto
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Hello!

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😄

grim quarry
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and traders wanna hook up a gamma right off the bat for some good returns

reef pilot
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this will crash discord lol

thorn adder
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yeah i dont know why they all joined that channel

wheat thunder
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Omg im ingame, the grass is so beautifull

thorn adder
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it already crashed the discord app on my phone

turbid crest
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all i hear is the discord join sound and people yelling

thorn adder
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thats also why i spammed earlier my phone just coldnt handle it lol

grim quarry
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mathrix go live or youre not in

proper bronze
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A

wispy crest
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how do u join

lapis stratus
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ok

wispy crest
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the voice channel

grim quarry
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you dont

unique spruce
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why cant i see any voice channels

grim quarry
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bc your pc is slow

unique spruce
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it aint slow tf

grim quarry
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thers lots of ppl in here

teal wyvern
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same for me @unique spruce

compact furnace
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nice

unique spruce
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huh

grim quarry
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tainted just close disc and reopen tehre nmight b too many ppl moving around for your computer to load it

turbid crest
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this is major cancer

prisma river
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are there any voice channels here?

grim quarry
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ya

prisma river
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where? can't find them bruh

pine sluice
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can somone put the gib patch face plz?

silent cedar
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i think it needs to give us a role

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but its broken rn

smoky grotto
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つGIB WIPE

prisma river
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つGIB WIPE

pine sluice
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thank you lool

grim quarry
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theres too many ppl in here for your cpu then i see them

smoky grotto
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lmao

grim quarry
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we got the communtiy team leader here never seen that guy b4

broken monolith
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP

grim quarry
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can i be ther canadian community manager

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i wont have any problems to deal with

prisma river
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can't see any lulw

grim quarry
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this discord has nothign to do with tarkov anyway

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so we can continue

prisma river
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i can't find any voice channels

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they doesn't show up

pine kraken
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Where’s the voice channel I wanna hear that bass

grim quarry
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got o looking for group

prisma river
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@grim quarry i don't have that option

grim quarry
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then your discord is lagging due to the ammount of ppl man

prisma river
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fucc

hot ledge
inland hornet
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つGIB WIPE

hot ledge
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413079

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is kahoot

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

pine kraken
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I don’t have looking for group either

verbal steppe
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!invite

lilac quest
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omg i m ingame the 3rd animation is so beautiful

pallid plover
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can i get un server muted please?

noble kettle
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omg

edgy badge
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.

pallid plover
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who dick do i have to suck to get unmuted cos ill do it

grim quarry
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if youre new you gota verify

rigid spire
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why cant i see the voice channels?

vernal wren
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YOU DONT WANNA BE IN HERE

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trust me

smoky grotto
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I fucken do

gritty lotus
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pine kraken
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But I do

teal wyvern
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already did, still nothing

pine kraken
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I neeeeeeed it

gentle marsh
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`

vernal wren
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fuck off playing autistic music then

verbal steppe
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how do i get the invite link

vernal wren
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learn to read first

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lol

merry robin
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how do you get into the voice chat

pallid plover
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my freedom of speech rights have been revoked

grim quarry
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watch this while youre borted

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bored

atomic geode
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im not that bored

fossil hound
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xD

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damn

grim quarry
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might put you to sleep then;)

smoky grotto
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are we safe here

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from the horde

grim quarry
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no safetty here

pine sluice
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bruh chain!

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bruh

atomic geode
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bruh

grim quarry
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...

midnight ivy
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what is going on with the .12 update

devout topaz
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should i uninstall the game before .12?

toxic stump
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no point

devout topaz
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like is there any benefit

vague cave
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nice bruh chain

pallid plover
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fuck

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ive been kgb'd

brittle cosmos
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fuck

pallid plover
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my first ammendment rights have been taken

smoky grotto
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ACTUALLY BANNED

atomic geode
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nice?

loud flume
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im a senior moderator for a diffrent russian game dev. i love when ppl from the US claim their constitutional rights of free speech, while using a private owned server by a russian company hosted in moscow. ^^

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like the us 1 ammendment doesnt even apply to private companys in the first place

hot ledge
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^hehe nice

loud flume
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and even less outside the territory of the USA

random fulcrum
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is 0.12 out?

atomic geode
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idk can you launch it 4head

random fulcrum
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i hope servers didn't explode

hot ledge
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they did :(

supple hazel
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They're brewing vodka on ém

atomic geode
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can confirm they are on fire

hot ledge
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theyre deauthing people for now to try and allow some connections through but yeah shits delayed due to launcher flood

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hell the auth server itself is also crashing

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mfw russians ddosd it

atomic geode
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nikkita is currently beating the servers with a bat and throwing empty vodka bottles at his devs

fossil hound
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StOP oOPenINg the lAUNCHER!!

atomic geode
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oh we are way past that LUL

random fulcrum
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another 20 min

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official

smoky grotto
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okay another 20 minutes im out. later guys enjoy!

fossil hound
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Вы суки

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Later cutie

random fulcrum
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so let's play something toghether

atomic geode
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what are we playing then

fossil hound
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Poptropica

atomic geode
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im open to ideas lmao

random fulcrum
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risiko?

pallid plover
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help

atomic geode
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ima be honest i have no idea what that is @random fulcrum lmao

pallid plover
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unmute plz

pine sluice
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oh fuck dude nikita is fighting his staff! OH shit dude nikita just hit somone with a left hook!

summer geode
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Oh my nikita no please

atomic geode
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probs

devout topaz
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how come i cant even see the voice channels?

summer geode
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Nikita just threw a chair at someone

atomic geode
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not the dxracer

summer geode
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YOu gotta go to rules and react @devout topaz

devout topaz
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okkk

summer geode
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Also languages i think

random fulcrum
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i hope a big chair

devout topaz
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ive done that and ntohing happend

pine sluice
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OH MY GOD NIKITYA HAS A FUCKING THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON AND IS THREATNING THE UNITED STATES WTF?!?!?

fossil hound
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Joe?

random fulcrum
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ahhh that's why

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the patch comes so late

fossil hound
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Joe keeps on delaying it

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that dumbass

atomic geode
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wHo WaNtS tO pLaY fOrTnItE

fossil hound
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E WW WW WW WWW

random fulcrum
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you can play MW

fossil hound
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I only play fortnite with Joe

pine sluice
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damn you play with joe own mama??????????!!!!!!!!!

mint oyster
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Guys Nikita is in the server room with a fire extinguisher

soft orchid
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anyone know how i can join the voice channels?

random fulcrum
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you can't @soft orchid

atomic geode
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the discord is just broken homie

pine sluice
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last time i saw nikita he was challenging the united states national security

soft orchid
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ahh forsure ty

random fulcrum
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Discord is updating for 0.12 too

mint oyster
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XD

fossil hound
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2030 World War 3 broke out, NIkita still hasnt returned to his chair 😢

pine sluice
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fuck dude RIP

random fulcrum
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I heard Nikita is sleeping and he forgot to update the server

fossil hound
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Damn, he sleeping with joe to

random fulcrum
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with joe mama

fossil hound
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Wait

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thats illegal

random fulcrum
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they are just sleeping

fossil hound
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With JOE

summer geode
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Wipe Check ✅ ❌

random fulcrum
rigid wasp
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oof

nocturne fern
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so when can we start playing this new wipe

random fulcrum
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yes yes

smoky grotto
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any of you ladies know how to become blue

final ledge
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i was gonna watch anime to pass the time but then i realised there's only trash out atm

smoky grotto
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GIB WIPE

golden rapids
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Test

random fulcrum
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oh no

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nikita just downgraded the game to 0.10

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so?

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20 min are gone

smoky grotto
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We back in .7

gleaming musk
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@final ledge what about classics? Assuming youve watched NGE, Jin Roh, Top wo Naere, and FLCL?

mint oyster
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I love Jin Roh

final ledge
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haven't watched top wo

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but i watched the others

coarse pivot
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FLCL needs to be watched high

tropic sluice
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anyone else having issues with launcher?

coarse pivot
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so much happens in each episode

gleaming musk
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ooofff anyway to turn off join/leave notifications?

final ledge
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uhhh

tropic sluice
sinful girder
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im downloading

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😋

radiant nimbus
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We need proof

supple hazel
radiant nimbus
supple hazel
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pics or didnt happen

mint oyster
marsh aspen
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100 kb/s lol

mint oyster
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I cant logging

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Finally

ancient pier
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not working

mint oyster
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It is

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Im downloading the game

ancient pier
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ah

tropic sluice
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i am too

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uninstalled like three godamn times

mint oyster
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But at 1MB/S...

umbral cairn
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so hyped

mint oyster
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I have 600Mb

atomic geode
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i have made a macro to click my launcher

chrome shuttle
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not working for me as well

umbral cairn
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I m at 7%

tropic sluice
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i downloaded all files

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unpacking now

runic mauve
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Here i am with auth server issues lol

sinful girder
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unpacking ...

atomic geode
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i cant even launch my launcher

mint oyster
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There is a torrent file or something?

tropic sluice
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water same thing happened

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to me

atomic geode
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lmao i dont feel alone anymore

tropic sluice
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its okay

atomic geode
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lets just hug it out

tropic sluice
atomic geode
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i had to turn off worruns stream cause i want everything to be a suprise

zenith summit
tropic sluice
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im so trash at this and i just wanna be decent

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i tri so har

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and get so far

atomic geode
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an got so far

tropic sluice
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but in en

atomic geode
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but in the en chat is still dumb

graceful ivy
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Cant even get in the launcher

atomic geode
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lmao welcome to the club

zenith summit
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same

pine sluice
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2KB a sec lets go!!!!!

tropic sluice
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keep trying gents

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uninstall many tim

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it work

atomic geode
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uninstall?

mint oyster
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I did, and the speed still locked at 1MB/s for me

atomic geode
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oh have a good weight smile

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wait* smh

zenith summit
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can t even get past launcher

tropic sluice
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i was very optimistic until it started checking game files

atomic geode
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i knew tarkov always had something against me

graceful ivy
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launcher wont even open for me

tropic sluice
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55 mins

graceful ivy
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its because none of us went to church

tropic sluice
graceful ivy
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gods not on our side

sinful girder
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im ingame 😋

atomic geode
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i hate you

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we cant be friends

tropic sluice
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we all hate you

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no fren for isis froge

atomic geode
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alright when every one gets in go for that kids legs

tropic sluice
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lets take all his splints and break his legs

atomic geode
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YES

lusty meteor
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gotcha, str8 for the legs

atomic geode
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this kid has the audacity to come in here and brag just wait

tropic sluice
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and fill his cache with bolty shotguns

atomic geode
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dab

tropic sluice
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i think im loading in

atomic geode
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I SAW THE LAUNCHER THEN I CRASHED

tropic sluice
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WHAT

atomic geode
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steve i need a hug

tropic sluice
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WRONG GAME VEERISON

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WHY

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God DMANIT

atomic geode
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tough just tough

tropic sluice
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welp

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oh welp

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here we go again

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found update

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finally

atomic geode
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i thought this loading symbol was pretty cool until today

fiery coral
dusky pulsar
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I cant activate peer to peer? :/

fiery coral
mint oyster
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Wow...

quaint stag
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Can you not ping everyone and just DM modmail instead?

bold trellis
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Where?

hazy mantle
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Where please ?

quaint stag
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What’s the issue

vagrant mason
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@loud narwhal ❤

loud narwhal
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looking for group. Telling British people (like myself) to shut up and keeps being hateful

vagrant mason
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🤔

quaint stag
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@loud narwhal Send it to modmail with video evidence

paper moon
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Do I need to uninstall the game to get new patch?

vagrant mason
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@quaint stag Nah was pretty toxic

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Ngl

loud narwhal
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k will start recording after I let everyone know thank you @quaint stag

vagrant mason
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🤔

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@quaint stag Does he know i can read this

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He's going to start recording

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I stop talking

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=No mute

loud narwhal
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nvm he left

rocky swan
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error?

smoky grotto
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Yus

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@smoky grotto

tropic sluice
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unpacking game files is taking over an hour

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oh wait

fossil hound
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Ayyyeee its finally downloading

rocky robin
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I cant even get in - ErrorWhileLoggingIn
ERROR: AuthServiceException TF IS THIS

jagged field
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spam it

rocky swan
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shiet

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now what?

sand aurora
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everyone else getting the launcher error?

tulip fog
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Yeah

chrome shuttle
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yep

leaden fern
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reinstall the game, its recomendet anyway

chrome shuttle
sand aurora
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yeah that didnt fix it, no problem, should be fixed somewhat soon

leaden fern
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yee

loud narwhal
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how this game has me be like 😂

tribal cedar
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LOLOLOL

chrome shuttle
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thats actualyl kinda cool did you do that?

tawny glacier
pallid pagoda
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Update out ?

chrome shuttle
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@pallid pagoda there are thousands of people trying at once servers are over loaded

indigo forge
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TOO MUCH POWERR

daring niche
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I keep gettin' a weird error about compression.

cyan plover
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me too.

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I can´t even log in

tropic sluice
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everything’s downloaded but i cant log in

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servers are too smol

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dev pls halp

chrome shuttle
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i uninstalled since it was recommended, lol now im getting an authserviceexception

tropic sluice
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yea same here error 260

chrome shuttle
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no error code for me

split urchin
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error 260

craggy basin
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I got all good, then told I cant play because i'm using the 'wrong account'

split urchin
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servers temp unavailable

craggy basin
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Or unauthorized

smoky grotto
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you people do understand that the servers are overloaded right?

chrome shuttle
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i just said that in the chat up there xD yes

somber geyser
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They do and they will keep spamming

smoky grotto
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understandable

crimson pelican
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this is dumb

chrome shuttle
cyan plover
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Error checking the launcher update. Error retrieving link to launcher package. Bad state unknown compression method(0x7B)

crimson pelican
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i downloaded half of this bum ass patch and it stops

chrome shuttle
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not much can be done with so many people patching at the same time

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unless everyone stops xD

cyan plover
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Too shame it is my one day off 😦

somber geyser
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I don't understand how everyone is banging their heads on a wall over this, we all know about connections and thousands of people overloading it

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Somebody need to call JG Wentworth

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It's my EFT and I want it now!

chrome shuttle
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@somber geyser because it is the end of the world look at my man @cyan plover this is his one day off :< and it might be hours before he can get in

somber geyser
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Lol

chrome shuttle
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there is only 1 thing to do

somber geyser
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It's my one day also and a kid just vomited on me

chrome shuttle
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just 1?

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where is the other

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i was told this was 2 kids 1 cup

somber geyser
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2 others

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they peed the bed...

chrome shuttle
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i guess we can settle for that

somber geyser
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I just learned to accept it

chrome shuttle
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i wear a rain coat

somber geyser
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But my EFT addiction will be the death of me 😄

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Rain coats are nice

chrome shuttle
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so will coke

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i mean pepsi 😛

lean canyon
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I get errors when I launch the launcher

smoky grotto
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lol

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in black site we have people in

chrome shuttle
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@lean canyon this isnt new we know

somber geyser
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Yes, yes, my dreadful Pepsi habbit...

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not coke

smoky grotto
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but i cant even get off the login

lean canyon
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Also I need to re log in my account

chrome shuttle
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you will just have to wait xD

lean canyon
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Ok

chrome shuttle
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i just got in to download and its been an hour

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give it an hour

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as time goes by more people will be off the servers to download

lusty meteor
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woah

chrome shuttle
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@twilit sparrow ive seen this i also dont think this is the channel for that xD

lean canyon
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Might download it tomorrow

chrome shuttle
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that is some pretty messed up shit aint gonna lie

cinder jetty
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hey guys,I just bought the cheapest tier of the game,how long will it take for me to be invited to the beta?

chrome shuttle
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although imagine that with cleats

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@cinder jetty you are already in it my friend

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just download and play

somber geyser
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The stomps went to the beat of the music....

chrome shuttle
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but since the major update just came out it might be a little servers overloaded

cinder jetty
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oh sorry,just got the e-mail :p

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ye ye,it was already a little slow to just get on the site,I'll leave it during the night! see you guys on the raids c:

chrome shuttle
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@cinder jetty see you soon mate 😛

sick hollow
somber geyser
chrome shuttle
naive coral
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am i supposed to be waiting for my launcher to work?

somber geyser
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lol

chrome shuttle
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@naive coral yes

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servers overloaded

naive coral
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ah ok

somber geyser
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It's the end of the world, we are waiting for the world to explode

chrome shuttle
#

i normalyl download at 50mb aa sec but im stuck at 327kbs

naive coral
#

how big is the update

somber geyser
#

You know how the elite like to die first and all. They paid the most money... First class....

chrome shuttle
#

7gb

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@somber geyser thats why i stock ammo guns armor who needs food when you have guns 😛

tribal cedar
#

@naive coral 7171 MB

chrome shuttle
fossil hound
#

THis bitch wont loAd mE in A GAmE

somber geyser
#

@chrome shuttle I thought everyone ate bullets

chrome shuttle
#

@fossil hound servers overloaded

somber geyser
#

I've been stocking up for years

chrome shuttle
#

@somber geyser i eat children's tears

somber geyser
#

mmmm

tribal cedar
somber geyser
#

tasty

chrome shuttle
#

and the oppression of mankind

coarse pivot
#

I want a sequel to that movie so damn bad

chrome shuttle
#

@somber geyser hey here is your dinner @coarse pivot

somber geyser
#

They keep teasing about it and I'm not okay with my emotions being toyed with

#

@coarse pivot , you're for dinner

coarse pivot
#

I agree, last I heard it was offically cancled this year

ember perch
#

if you cannot log in, close your launcher, delete the following file:
%AppData%\Roaming\Battlestate Games\BsgLauncher\Settings
and relaunch your launcher
you have to relog in a few times
as your logins may get rejected
but once you're login is accepted, it should start the update.

#

here

#

if you can get on

#

this works

leaden fern
#

im downloading it right now

coarse pivot
chrome shuttle
leaden fern
#

my roaming was gone long ago for me after my harddrive died

chrome shuttle
#

@leaden fern im still working on 2 failing 6 year old hard drives in raid 0 the slightest mistake in code and BOOM crash xD whooo the thrills

#

its like going to the bar and meeting a woman you never know what youll come out with

leaden fern
#

oof, mine blew completly, replaced it and reinstalled my whole system

cinder jetty
#

auth service exception,is it because of the high server load? it wont even let me log in 😮

chrome shuttle
#

i was waiting for the new intel but they just canceled this line so no new processors till next year at the very least

#

and you will need a new MB for the CPU since its a different chip set

#

@cinder jetty yes

lucid inlet
#

any tips on logging into the launcher

#

im stuck

chrome shuttle
#

xD why does no one read the chat servers very overloaded

#

@lucid inlet waiting

cinder jetty
#

thanks mishka!

leaden fern
#

im saving money for a Ryzen 7 2700

chrome shuttle
#

ryzen is nice but i think im going to go cheap since i want intels new CPU

#

so ill just go i%

#

i5*

smoky grotto
#

yo i still muted in VC

#

wtf

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto who muted you

#

admin or another person?

smoky grotto
#

prolly a mod or admin or somthin

toxic stump
#

Gay

smoky grotto
#

i was being loud in the .12 waiting room prolly

chrome shuttle
#

go to suuport channel

#

send a ticket

#

sounds like a personal problem

#

lesson here dont be loud xD

somber geyser
#

Hell's waiting room

#

@smoky grotto sounds like you know exactly why

#

lol

chrome shuttle
#

Here this might cheer you up even though it's your own fault

#

Well shit I can't upload it NVM

potent siren
#

How the fuck are people playing

#

i cant even start the launcher

#

that makes me fucking angry

novel lodge
#

anyone else stuck at 99% on the download

chrome shuttle
#

@potent siren holy shit the servers are overloaded people are playing because they where the lucky ones who got in and overloaded the damn server xD

#

@novel lodge nope im stuck at 277mb cause im only getting 372kbs instead of my normal 50mb

novel lodge
#

damn i literally have 2 MB;s to go and it just wont download them

chrome shuttle
#

give it time

#

make sure there isnt another window that poped up with an error that says retry

potent siren
#

I cant even login to the launcher anymore now

chrome shuttle
#

@potent siren correct

potent siren
#

some sort of authentication error

chrome shuttle
#

yes

potent siren
#

before it was different

chrome shuttle
#

server overload

#

everything is overloaded

potent siren
#

fucking BS

#

god im pissed

chrome shuttle
#

xD you are just impatient

potent siren
#

at the people that made it in

#

not at BSG

chrome shuttle
#

well this will be the perfect time to learn how to wait 😛 meditate with me whooo sa

potent siren
#

people gonna be level 10 by the time i get in

#

But anyway

chrome shuttle
#

so its not hard xD

potent siren
#

im just gonna play until i literally fall asleep

chrome shuttle
#

same

#

checking off my normal schedule from fap fap fap to eft 😛

potent siren
#

I hope we are able to get in today

#

It doesnt look good to me

#

I bet the BSG office is a chaos right now

chrome shuttle
#

we will eventually

#

well there isnt much they can do xD

potent siren
#

hideout doesnt work i heard

chrome shuttle
#

an overload is an overload

#

its either they get bigger better servers or they ride out the wave

potent siren
#

people arent able to heal in the hideout after they die

chrome shuttle
#

takes medkits

#

otherwise the healing takes time or some shit

potent siren
#

yea but hideout doesnt load

chrome shuttle
#

server overload?

potent siren
#

whats that got to do with the hideout

chrome shuttle
#

so far the two things i dont agree with is that turret nade launcher and when you die you go down to 30% you should be at 100%

#

space jesus

#

i dont know

smoky grotto
#

i t s h a p p e n i n g

inner topaz
#

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つGIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN GIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

torpid mural
#

and this will be the update to kill off the game now. out of raid healing is some mobile game bullshit. course hideout is still not here for us yet again and the devs were not prepared at all for this patch.

chrome shuttle
#

well if it is a giant issue im sure a patch will fix that pretty quick either making it work or taking it out

errant harbor
#

cant even log in to eft, wont even open the launcher for me. says theres an error

smoky grotto
#

I think the lack of updates for a year is more the thing that killed the game

chrome shuttle
#

game still has a decent amount of players

#

doesnt take me long to get into a match

slate swallow
#

i cant even start the launcher

chrome shuttle
#

servers overloaded

errant harbor
#

same @slate swallow

smoky grotto
#

Third times a charm

late tree
#

why its only 2MB/S

errant harbor
#

shit try 5th time the charm

chrome shuttle
#

took me an hour just to start downloading

#

good luck xD

late tree
#

my friend had 10 times more

errant harbor
#

idk but the launcher wont even open

summer orbit
#

ANyone els unable to run in borderless mode?

tough turret
#

stupid error 260

chrome shuttle
#

its overloaded people

smoky grotto
#

I got in after closing and reopening the launcher a few times, whether this update will actually start is a different story, currently its just frozen

errant harbor
#

error 504 ProtocalError

#

wtf is this

chrome shuttle
#

it cant connect to the server

errant harbor
#

okay thanks

#

guess ill play MW till it decides to let me in XD

smoky grotto
#

I expected this, pretty sure this is why in the past they just throw the update out without keeping people informed via social media

#

but this time they told everyone when it was happening and advertised the release

chrome shuttle
#

xD well it was 7 months since last wipe people wanted to know when

#

nothing is perfect

smoky grotto
#

yeah but it means EVERYONE is gonna try at the same time

chrome shuttle
#

well deal with it

smoky grotto
#

im perfect

chrome shuttle
#

or come in later

#

@smoky grotto yes you are come here give me a kiss 😛

meager raft
#

ya i am going to give it a couple hours and see if i can get in then

smoky grotto
#

yeah I dont mind waiting I was more just saying how if people wanna be updated by nikita and crew they gotta expect a line

chrome shuttle
wraith fern
#

why

chrome shuttle
#

because its funny

meager raft
#

and true

inner topaz
#

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つGIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN GIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

dry condor
#

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つGIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN GIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

#

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つGIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN GIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

#

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つGIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN GIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

#

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つGIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN GIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

tough turret
meager raft
#

lolz well maybe they should fix their servers also

smoky grotto
#

how to play tarkov

chrome shuttle
#

same concept as wow when it lunched the servers where overloaded not much they could do either

#

@smoky grotto gun, bang bang, die

turbid crest
#

Has anyone been able to get into their hideout yet?

chrome shuttle
#

some

#

and they claim it doesnt work

smoky grotto
#

omG!!!!!

#

escape from cumkov

turbid crest
#

Have games been working at all? Like has anyone been able to connect to a raid?

chrome shuttle
#

yes

molten umbra
#

you cant pick up gammas in your gamma anymore?

chrome shuttle
#

nope

#

dont think so anyways

dry condor
#

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つGIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN GIB LAUNCHER GIB LOGIN༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

vast condor
#

Okay so how come all these bambies that didnt buy EOD are on before EOD memebers?

smoky grotto
#

!wipe

chrome shuttle
#

cause they happen to be awake and spammed the launcher

hollow quest
#

anyone having problem with the hideout, i just get stuck in the loading screen...

chrome shuttle
#

everyone

hollow quest
#

oh

valid plover
#

anyone else not being able to log in

sick bough
#

nope we all good

hollow quest
#

im mean some have problem some have not...

chrome shuttle
#

a lot of people

#

servers overloaded read previous chat

rocky obsidian
#

7100mb
update

glacial rampart
#

so basically guys to get your tarkov to work put your graphics card in the microwave for 3 mins at 350 degrees Fahrenheit

sick bough
#

tried that. now my pc wont boot.

#

can you help

chrome shuttle
#

i thought you shoved the PCI 16 up your ass

sick bough
#

also that

chrome shuttle
#

yeah you didnt plug the power cord into your ass

sick bough
#

send doctor

glacial rampart
#

ye that 2

smoky grotto
#

is it just me that feels like hitreg is worse than it has been in a while

chrome shuttle
#

might be just you

smoky grotto
#

taking into acc that im a shit aim, i just put 5-6 ps rounds into a scavs back before he went down

chrome shuttle
#

how many hit

glacial rampart
#

just use hacks like everyone else who plays

tropic sluice
#

willbur

#

i agree

spring swan
#

probably because server are shite so everything is shite

smoky grotto
#

unless my bullets teleported into a different game all of them

glad cipher
#

error error error error error error error error error error error error

smoky grotto
#

my sights were right on that mf

tropic sluice
#

i pumped 3-4 shotty rounds into a scavs back didnt die turned around and 1 tapped me

smoky grotto
#

and i wasnt even 10 meters away

tropic sluice
#

point blank as well

chrome shuttle
#

try butt fucking them

#

then shooting

glacial rampart
#

well it is a shitgun not a shotgun

tropic sluice
#

yea unless a scav has one and fuckin domes you from across factory from some wierd ass corner you cant see

glacial rampart
#

ye tru dat

tropic sluice
#

how long till they fix all it any guesses

chrome shuttle
#

day or so

#

depends on how bad

tropic sluice
#

downloaded the update

glacial rampart
#

thats it tarkov devs if my game isnt fixed within 2 mins you officially have dubl gey

tropic sluice
#

wasnt logged in for some reason

glacial rampart
#

that'll show em

tropic sluice
#

and now whenever i launch the launcher the file compression shit came up

chrome shuttle
#

@tropic sluice servers overloaded

tropic sluice
#

ive re installed at least 4 times

glacial rampart
#

bruh im still in the damn login

chrome shuttle
#

that doesnt matter

tropic sluice
#

thanks mishka

smoky grotto
#

chats pretty dope when all tha toxic mfs leave

#

no capparoni

chrome shuttle
#

if the servers are over loaded you can reinstall do a rain dance kill a goat it wont mean shit

tropic sluice
#

jesus

#

sorry for existing

glacial rampart
#

i m

smoky grotto
#

u dont tho

chrome shuttle
#

im just watching family guy on my phone petting my cat in my lap

smoky grotto
#

thanks to that sweet ol stingray

chrome shuttle
#

while i wait

safe trench
#

s

glacial rampart
#

we must make a sacrifice to the devs and they will grant us gud servers

tropic sluice
#

god has smiles

#

smiled

#

the launcher loaded

#

ah

#

shouldve known

#

wont let me play cause “cant retrieve update list

chrome shuttle
#

we must sacrifice shroud to nikita

#

that will please him

tropic sluice
#

yesh

smoky grotto
#

fuck is this

#

error retrieving update list

gritty ember
#

where do i get the launcher? i justy got the game

smoky grotto
#

i have the game and cant even play it

glacial rampart
#

i will now recite the words to complete the ritual to the devs

#

Κύριε Σατανά, με τη χάρη σου, παραχωρήστε μου, σας παρακαλώ να αποκτήσετε τη δύναμη να συλλάβετε στο μυαλό μου και να εκτελέσετε αυτό που επιθυμώ να κάνω, το τέλος που θα επιτύχα με τη βοήθειά σας, Ο Μοναδικός Σατανάς, ο ένας Αληθινός Θεός που ζει και βασιλεύει για πάντα και πάντα. Σας ζητώ να εμπνεύσετε όνομα του Δακώνα να φανερώσετε μπροστά μου ότι μπορεί να μου δώσει αληθινή και πιστή απάντηση, ώστε να μπορέσω να πετύχω το επιθυμητό μου τέλος, υπό την προϋπόθεση ότι είναι σωστό στο γραφείο του. Αυτό σας ζητώ με σεβασμό και ταπεινά στο Όνομά Σου, Κύριε Σατανά, να με θεωρήσετε άξιο, Πατέρα.

chrome shuttle
#

SOMEONE FIND SHROUD we must sacrifice him to nikita while @glacial rampart recites the ritual

smoky grotto
#

guys

#

can someone help me

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto servers overloaded

#

read previous chat

smoky grotto
#

o

#

fuck

fallow spindle
#

How do I fix my launcher.

chrome shuttle
#

you cant

glacial rampart
#

u dont

chrome shuttle
#

servers are

#

over

smoky grotto
#

server is overloaded

chrome shuttle
#

LOADED

fallow spindle
#

So I just have to wait?

chrome shuttle
#

yes

smoky grotto
#

Everyone: "Dont try hideout it freezes"
Me: 🕺 Presses the button

#

just as expected the game is probably fucked by BSG

chrome shuttle
#

damn you HAL

smoky grotto
#

Its like you guys have never been through a tark patch

#

lol

chrome shuttle
#

you arent spouse to press that button

smoky grotto
#

they can never do shit without breaking the game ffs

#

no i have im just tired of their shit

chrome shuttle
#

they didnt break it

#

they cant help there are so many people overloading their servers

smoky grotto
#

my fav part about early wipes is that grabbing batteries and spark plugs and shit are actually viable

#

because you're so poor

chrome shuttle
#

that seems like a user error not a dev error

smoky grotto
#

and have no keys

#

time to watch streamers play the game and suffer

#

in literally a week half the people trying to log in wiill be gone til next wipe

chrome shuttle
#

yep

smoky grotto
#

they stay on that tarkov grind lmao

tropic sluice
#

im loading in

#

Yes

#

YES

#

FINALLY

smoky grotto
#

lots of people just wanna see the shiny new features but then remember they suck and quit again

tropic sluice
#

4 FUCKING HOURS LATER

glad cipher
#

does the hideout even work its not loading in

glacial rampart
#

the ritual it worked

chrome shuttle
#

@glad cipher for some yes

#

for some no

#

does no one read the previous conversations xD

smoky grotto
#

love how my game still stutters during every gunfight i get in doe

#

didnt they upgrade tha mf engine

glacial rampart
#

to effectively run tarkov u need 20 1080 ti's

smoky grotto
#

i got a 1060ti take it or leave it

glacial rampart
#

banned

smoky grotto
#

ow

loud narwhal
#

unpacking game files (Calculating time...) 😂

smoky grotto
#

unpacking was weird doe

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto i got a 1050 ti and i get 120 fps

glacial rampart
#

also banned

#

i hav 10 ti

chrome shuttle
glacial rampart
#

fuc

amber hawk
#

ripppppppppppppppppp
found a flashdrive on new map

#

killed a few scavs

#

scavs are super sneaky now

#

killed me from behind without even hearing him coming

chrome shuttle
glacial rampart
#

ye ik im messin around

smoky grotto
#

was curious as to what i had because 1060 didnt sound right

#

im rockin tha 1050 ti

chrome shuttle
#

@radiant kernel really i didnt know damn you are like some kind of genius

glacial rampart
#

banned agan

smoky grotto
#

SOMEONE HAS A M4 IN FACTORY

pallid gull
#

Would be nice to even log in, keep getting servers busy try later message

smoky grotto
#

WHAT THE FUCK

glacial rampart
#

run

chrome shuttle
#

@glacial rampart ill be good :<

#

@smoky grotto yeah i have an M4 as well

#

EOD baby

glacial rampart
#

i am tachanka

#

i hav the dp-88 rn

#

killin everyone currently

smoky grotto
#

i'll give someone a kiss on tha cheek for they gamma

glacial rampart
#

ok

#

dun

smoky grotto
#

mwah

vital bloom
#

are u able to reset ur account?

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto dibs

smoky grotto
#

first come first served babey

chrome shuttle
#

@vital bloom yes

vital bloom
#

ok cool

smoky grotto
#

i will actually buy that shit off of you tho no cap

glacial rampart
#

on god no cap

vital bloom
#

no cap

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto what if i want you to punch me in the face as hard as you can and spit in my mouth

smoky grotto
#

no cpa on babee

vital bloom
#

u from nyc?

smoky grotto
#

then i'll do it mishka

#

i'll send feet pics on god

fallow spindle
#

So how long will the server be acting up and not letting people on?

smoky grotto
#

and nah nyc more like

#

uhh

#

nic

chrome shuttle
#

at least today]

glacial rampart
#

🍆 👌 😩

limpid tangle
#

Until they work

smoky grotto
#

is it possible to get into the hideout?

limpid tangle
#

no formula to success

fallow spindle
#

How do you get the pmc role?

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto yes

limpid tangle
#

they will work when they work

chrome shuttle
#

but there is an issue

smoky grotto
#

it just takes a while?

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto yes

smoky grotto
#

aight while thats loading someone pls trade me their gamma

chrome shuttle
#

and luck

smoky grotto
#

i cant go 2x2 for another wipe

#

it hurts

amber hawk
#

UGHH

#

i cant get into hideout

smoky grotto
#

i got 400k in tha bank and like two guns lmao

chrome shuttle
#

@amber hawk no shit no one can

smoky grotto
#

ak74 and tha fuckin sks

chrome shuttle
#

well some can

smoky grotto
#

im some

amber hawk
#

oh realy

#

fuck man

lean canyon
#

when i log in is says260 - Servers temporarily unavailable. Please, try later.
ERROR: 260

chrome shuttle
#

@amber hawk check their twitter they are working on it

amber hawk
#

:/ guess ill just load into raid fucked up and low health

#

yeah npnp

chrome shuttle
#

@lean canyon SERVER OVERLOADED

#

read previous chat

fallow spindle
#

How do you get the pmc role? Do you have to do something?

amber hawk
#

i was folloiwng the twitch

#

LOL

#

@twilit citrus TLDR

near ginkgo
#

anyone know how to make a download faster because my god bsg download speeds are fucking painful

amber hawk
#

did you try

smoky grotto
#

turn your phone off

#

like off off

amber hawk
#

blowing in your video card?

smoky grotto
#

did you try downloading ram

chrome shuttle
#

@near ginkgo server overloaded you cant

amber hawk
#

but word up turn your devices on airplane mode

near ginkgo
#

BRUH

amber hawk
#

and yeah other side is them

chrome shuttle
#

@radiant kernel i have an fx and get 120 fps

smoky grotto
#

EOD STASHES ARE CRAZY WHAT THE FUCK

#

I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE THAT BIG

chrome shuttle
#

@smoky grotto they arent big enough

spring swan
#

8800gt is da best

narrow stream
#

@chrome shuttle my ass if they aint big enougth lmao

smoky grotto
#

still cant get out of login screen

chrome shuttle
#

@narrow stream needs to be bigger

#

@radiant kernel fx 6300

narrow stream
#

Yea no

#

fuck that

smoky grotto
#

i5 4460

near ginkgo
#

ryzen 5 1600x

chrome shuttle
#

@radiant kernel i read most of it i do understand im a pc builder i know how this game works

near ginkgo
#

literally wanting to bash my head against the wall with this 200kb download speed

smoky grotto
#

fx6350 i so old now

chrome shuttle
#

@near ginkgo youll get there i was once at that speed

smoky grotto
#

BRO I CANT EVEN GET OFF OF THE LOGIN MENU

near ginkgo
#

im just suffering

chrome shuttle
#

SUFFER MORE

#

learn patients 😛

near ginkgo
#

i wanna download mw too but eft is like top priority

#

rn

#

because its painstakingly long

chrome shuttle
#

i bet you can download both

near ginkgo
#

i was but holy fuck

mortal anchor
#

I still cant even get the option to download

smoky grotto
#

Aight mishka here's my offer

#

my feet pics, a headbutt to your fucking cock and balls, and 2 roubles for your gamma

#

ez

chrome shuttle
#

very tempting

#

but where is that spit in my mouth xD

smoky grotto
#

can i spit on my camera and make it your mouth pov

chrome shuttle
#

sadly i promised my mate my gamma since you can only reset account once

near ginkgo
#

i heard you cant reset anymore

chrome shuttle
#

oh shit you cant?

near ginkgo
#

yea

#

idk tho

#

id fact check first

chrome shuttle
#

During tests we provide ability for players to reset their profiles through the profile option on the website.

What will happen? - Your entire game progress will be reset to your starter pack, however, your friend list and nickname will remain.

Game progress includes earned experience, loot, money, skills progression, standing with traders, quests etc.

Profile reset instances are limited to one in every 14 days.

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straight from their website

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yeah you can still reset

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just log into your account on the website

smoky grotto
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where does marked room key spawn again?

quaint stag
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Off scav bodies, off filing cabinets, etc

smoky grotto
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i have two prapors

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what hte fuck

nocturne fern
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are we able to get in game?

chrome shuttle
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hes so awesome he needed a clone

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@nocturne fern read previous chat

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server overloaded

smoky grotto
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peacekeeper sells fucking nothing anymore at lvl 1

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it kinda spooked me

chrome shuttle
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@smoky grotto peace keeper sucked

smoky grotto
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how tho

chrome shuttle
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@smoky grotto cause i hate AR platforms

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xD

smoky grotto
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tbh everyone was sleeping on tha akms

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on baby

chrome shuttle
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even in real life i hate the AR platform

smoky grotto
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i won a fair share of spray trades with that thingy

chrome shuttle
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i prefer the trusty AK can damage that throw it in shit it will always work sneeze on an AR and it jams

smoky grotto
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okay but can you put 30 flashlight on it

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didnt think so libtard

chrome shuttle
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@smoky grotto whoopy shit xD tell you a trade secret shoot where the light is

smoky grotto
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exactly

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and it will hit everytime

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if the light is everywhere

chrome shuttle
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you can do the same for the AK platform they make mods that pretty much turn it into an AR

smoky grotto
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after i finish a raid i cant click anything so i have to restart what a shit game lol

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im not gonna use anything other than tha scar-h when it comes out

chrome shuttle
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@smoky grotto servers overloaded

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@smoky grotto gross

smoky grotto
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just happened to me to

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Nothing to do with how the game works

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its bugged

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Scar-H is kind of fresh doe

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I loads me to main menu and i cant click anything

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actually i change my mind

chrome shuttle
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@smoky grotto it actually is

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servers overloaded you cant do much

smoky grotto
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nikita add Grozza pl0x

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groza

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whateva

frozen sonnet
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i know thats this game is shit with this

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for every update i need a week to download evrething

chrome shuttle
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@frozen sonnet so every wipe plan to do nothing for a week

peak bane
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I mean its not a AAA developer

frozen sonnet
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yeah i know

peak bane
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and its also a beta

frozen sonnet
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but comon can't even enter or download

peak bane
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so you cant just expect everything to work perfectly

frozen sonnet
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i know

smoky grotto
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we literally peer pressured them into launching .12 when it wasnt ready

static edge
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does it say error 260 for everyone else when they try to login

smoky grotto
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and now they're getting shit for doing so

frozen sonnet
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yes

thorny cedar
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ye

chrome shuttle
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sadly it is unknown if EFT is a tripple A game to be considered it has to be at least 10 Million in costs but their information is not public

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@static edge servers overloaded

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servers overloaded people

peak bane
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Numbers dont really make much of a difference, the dev team dont have huge skills working with games this huge

chrome shuttle
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@peak bane that sounds like a personal opinion, they are doing fine with every company there are learning curves xD and someone will always bitch about something

teal wyvern
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@queen silo yo

static edge
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you think itll actully take a week to get this sorted? lol

chrome shuttle
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@teal wyvern not how that works]

quaint stag
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@teal wyvern You're good now

limpid tangle
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it will be sorted soon

chrome shuttle
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@static edge no couple of days

limpid tangle
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not soon soon

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but soon

quaint stag
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@chrome shuttle Per the instructions given to him, don't worry

peak bane
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soonish soon

teal wyvern
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@chrome shuttle 🙂

chrome shuttle
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@quaint stag 10-4

teal wyvern
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Thanks fellas

chrome shuttle
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any time mate

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let me know if you need further assistance

fallow spindle
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@chrome shuttle how do you get that pmc role?

teal wyvern
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Will do.

fallow spindle
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Is it based on activity

chrome shuttle
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@fallow spindle when i joined i was just given it

fallow spindle
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Hmm weird

chrome shuttle
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@fallow spindle if it is that big of a deal you can ask in support

fallow spindle
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I just didn’t know if it was something special

chrome shuttle
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not really no

quaint stag
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It's resolved now

chrome shuttle
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not that i know of any ways

quaint stag
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@fallow spindle You're good

chrome shuttle
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there you go

golden horizon
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anybody getting Error 260?

fallow spindle
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Thank! It did restrict my channels not having it.