#beginners-assistance

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mint light
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Confirmed

open hedge
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If kwon banned someone. And the ban reason was “because I was bored” what would happen

dawn geyser
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\ban

open hedge
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Doesn’t this bot use

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?ban

hot pewter
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could anyone help me do some missions? this is my first wipe, i just bought the game like 3-4 days ago :)

open hedge
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Depends

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How based are you on a scale of 1-5

hot pewter
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wdym based?

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:I

open hedge
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That’s a 1

silver jewel
open hedge
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Well I can’t get on for another 3 hours anyway

hot pewter
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im eu

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youre us

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so uh

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._.

open hedge
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Specifically london

hot pewter
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oh ok

old prism
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quiet raid seeker detected!

open hedge
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What

silver jewel
old prism
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everybody on US EAST wakes up choosing violence

slender arch
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hi. Me and my friend are looking for some help guide

sudden cosmos
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Just managed to scav an M1A with 2 50rnd drums off of someone 😄

open hedge
slender arch
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do some factory raid

dawn geyser
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Bonga's link

open hedge
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I’m from Texas not east coast

old prism
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the sherpa guys will even go as far as to raid with you to help u

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much better than the dudes in here that will clown on you KEKW

dawn geyser
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Not everyone Haha

silver jewel
mint light
silver jewel
dawn geyser
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Thank you!

mint light
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kwon loves us

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right

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right kwon

open hedge
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I don’t clown people as I’m the only clown here

mighty ledge
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ermm, awhile ago there was a loot table nerf to lighthouse, true?

open hedge
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3 of them

slow sparrow
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So is anyone willing to hold my hand a bit through a raid?

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Im basically brand new

open hedge
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Hand holding will not teach you I’m afraid

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Solo is the learning experience

slow sparrow
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I just meant guide me

open hedge
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If you need help with question I can answer

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Ask me whatever you need I’ll get you an answer

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I’m not even home anyway so I cant help too much

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Just for start though use as many maps as you can they are your saving grace

dawn geyser
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They have a ticket system and will teach you

open hedge
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“ oh boy I just put in my ticket I can’t wait to be taught” 5 months later still no response

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Sherpas are few in numbers

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Takes a while

dawn geyser
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I'm sure demand isn't that high right now

open hedge
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Hopefully

brittle path
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cottage no longer spawns locked its been unlocked for me every raid now wait of money on key

open hedge
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Are you sure you are checking the right one?

old prism
brittle path
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wait am i just super lucky its the last house clostest to resort right?

old prism
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its the one with the medical table just to the left, as you face the door

brittle path
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yeah the closest of the two to the hotel

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ive only had it locked twice

old prism
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yep. That back door should be locked. If its unlocked and closed, someone went in[ or at least unlocked it] and then closed it

brittle path
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they just not looting anything i guess

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yeah i see someone unlocked safe u right

old prism
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I also close it because I'm a fiend and don't want anyone to know where i've been

open hedge
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I leave all doors open

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Let the enemy know I’m here to kill them

brittle path
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so on resort for shoreline is the audio bugged if they are underneath u?

open hedge
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Yes

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Or above you

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Vertical audio doesn’t exist there

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Only 10% of the time it works

heady sundial
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the whole audio is bugged in this game

open hedge
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Horizontal audio is fine tho

urban talon
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anyone want to duo up?

open hedge
brittle path
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k23 shoots way lower than it aims right?

open hedge
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Yes

somber dragon
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if a scav boss shoots me can i kill them without rep loss

brittle path
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no

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killing scav boss or guards always results in rep loss

old prism
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yeah can't defend urself at all

brittle path
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defense only works with other player scavs

distant fable
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help pls which pointer of the compass is north ?? red or white

distant fable
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okay thak you sir

open hedge
heady sundial
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some maps have a reversed compass

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for instance on shoreline east is west on the compass

open hedge
heady sundial
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?

open hedge
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East is east west is west

heady sundial
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no ?

open hedge
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If a map of a map is wrong then maybe

old prism
heady sundial
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when you stand infront of the resort and you look west compass shows east

open hedge
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I’m 90% sure that’s incorrect

heady sundial
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test it

open hedge
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As soon as I get home I will

heady sundial
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ait

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let me know when you do

old prism
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it might be fixed now? but even as recently as 2021 some maps were flipped

heady sundial
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im 99% sure its still flipped

open hedge
heady sundial
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ok

open hedge
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He says the end of east faces east

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I knew it

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I main shoreline I would’ve know if it was flipped

heady sundial
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ill get on and screenshot right now

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im 1000000000% sure

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when yo uystand

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infront of resort

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and whip out your compass

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and look left

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compass shows right

open hedge
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You do know how to properly use a compass correct?

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Many don’t

heady sundial
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how

split dagger
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i have no idea

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but fuck compass

open hedge
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If north is on the left you are facing east

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North on right south are facing west

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You can also accurately tell the directions based on the sun in this game

mint light
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if u cant read a compass u should die

open hedge
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^

heady sundial
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well im dead

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you sure its

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the opposite of what the red arrow xhowws ?

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shows*

open hedge
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Yes

mint light
heady sundial
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how should i know that

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tf

open hedge
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People who think it’s flipped just don’t know how to compass

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💀

heady sundial
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it doesnt make sense

mint light
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reeses join max gang confirmed

open hedge
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If you are looking north. west will always be on your left meaning when you turn left north is now on your right

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Make sense?

split dagger
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i forgot to bring ammo

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fuck

vapid flume
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does loosing your arm give 6000 fatigue

remote kettle
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yo where is the pkpm room located?

fervent ermine
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since sektants count as bosses, does that mean they can spawn keys/keycard in pockets?

remote kettle
fervent ermine
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ah

remote kettle
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idk if the sektants have increased but i know that zhrec does

fervent ermine
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their pockets are always empty for me lol

remote kettle
fervent ermine
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ah

old prism
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What are sektants

open hedge
split dagger
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cultists

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zhrec is boss

open hedge
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Zhrec is Priest

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Pretty sure at least

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I’ll check later

bold kernel
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are there any chart that tell you when a piece of armor is to used to be effective

open hedge
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?

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What you mean

heady sundial
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h

open hedge
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In terms of armor class multiply the armor class by 10 and that’s the effective penetration defense

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Class 3 is effective against anything less that 30

bold kernel
open hedge
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I wouldn’t worry about durability defense reduction until about half of the durability is gone

bold kernel
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ok thanks

old prism
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i believe what matters is the delta between current health vs current max

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its been a long time since I looked but I think thats why damaged armors are worse, cause with 20/20
losing 5 points is now 15/20, vs losing 5 pts from 60/65 is proportionately less

open hedge
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Still isn’t super important on helmets as they usually don’t take more than 1 bullet per raid anyway

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They lose durability fast

old prism
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yea

whole thistle
bold kernel
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ha thbaks

open hedge
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Only because I think the word buddy is cringe

whole thistle
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I do not care

blazing brook
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i do be getting some random ass scav spawns

whole thistle
open hedge
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Ok

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And

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?

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I don’t like the military

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Only gonna enlist for free healthcare and no taxes

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Benefits are too good to overlook

whole thistle
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Are you sure you can do that

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You give me 900 pound vibes

mint light
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@whole thistle

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do u want to strike the terrorism

whole thistle
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Soon

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I'm about to hey home

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Get

earnest hull
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Military healthcare consists of “Take some Motrin, change your socks, and walk it off”

whole thistle
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Say goodbye to your knees

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Shitter

earnest hull
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Oh ya my right knee is f’d. needs surgery but Id rather save up for a house than have 2 fully functioning knees

shell kindle
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Lol what no taxes

whole thistle
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It's done so twice already

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16 btw

pearl prairie
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is there anywhere specific i can look for labs cards? i only get them from scav spawns

high niche
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Scav bosses can have them

earnest hull
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Ya dislocated my knee in track during high school. Then took shrapnel to that same knee in Iraq which lead to my current issues. But since I had a prior injury it’s not covered

earnest hull
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Grand time. Not too terrible yet. Only get stuck using a cane for a week once or twice a year

whole thistle
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At least you can skip the line at steakhouses now

twin cairn
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yo does anyone know where smts spawn?

serene reef
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iirc i think ive seen some in drawers rarely?

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but im not even sure 🤔

twin cairn
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bruh

blazing brook
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woods time

twin cairn
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btw y are smt so expensive

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?

remote kettle
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idk what theyre used for tbh

twin cairn
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i ve only seen one barter yet which is for the scar h

remote kettle
twin cairn
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okk

serene reef
brittle path
remote kettle
brittle path
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how do u slow lean?

remote kettle
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alt+ a/d i think

brittle path
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ok

remote kettle
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cant remember off the top of my head

brittle path
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ty

lime barn
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Will the game come on steam?

brittle path
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how many guards does sanitar have?

remote kettle
remote kettle
brittle path
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oh i was worried about there being a third

remote kettle
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nvm it gone

brittle path
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lol

heady sundial
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snitch

pastel current
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almighty_killa_head wat

heady sundial
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omg im getting blacklisted

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im cry now

brittle path
heady sundial
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dum snitch

serene reef
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what just happened xD

tired dune
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can boss guards despawn after you kill the boss?

pastel current
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no, they stay forever

brittle path
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saiga on shoreline good or bad idea

rigid light
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I find an intact mp 155, scavs give me an ultime recoil pad

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they really want me to make it, don't they?

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Should i build an Ultima?

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Y/N

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if there were reactions i'd use them

serene reef
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frick the ultima

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its really meh

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use the pocket rocket

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short m870 with no stock

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and a foregrip

rigid light
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pocket rocket is fun, i know that

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but the circumstances are clear Nikita calls to me to build an Ultima and i don't know if to answer the call

split dagger
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or any AI

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you shouldve died to sanitar when you pushed him and aimed for his legs

twin cairn
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how the hell do i find pmcs on interchange in night?

split dagger
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go next to kiba

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and sit there

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thats how I did it

barren oasis
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throw a couple nades and wait

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or camp kiba

bold kernel
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LF someone to help me with a woods quest

barren oasis
twin cairn
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ok

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thanks

serene reef
pastel current
open hedge
pastel current
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Gf

open hedge
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Wow a tarkov player in a relationship

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That’s rare

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(I’ve never felt the touch of a woman)

pastel current
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And on top of that a moderator

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Life is good

whole thistle
uneven ember
timber remnant
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can i just ask what are headphones useful for?

open hedge
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Another one

whole thistle
shrewd hatch
barren oasis
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its okay reeses

shrewd hatch
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well not the only one but yk

open hedge
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I barely talk to anyone so it’s safe to say I will never have a girlfriend

uneven ember
shrewd hatch
whole thistle
uneven ember
fervent ermine
barren oasis
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Edate reeses

pastel current
open hedge
whole thistle
barren oasis
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My girl got me into val

open hedge
shrewd hatch
barren oasis
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💀

whole thistle
barren oasis
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my boy gotta get SOME action somehow

whole thistle
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Edating is nowhere near action

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It's just roleplay

open hedge
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Bruh

fervent ermine
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go outside and ask people for their numbers till they give you one

open hedge
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I’m unattractive that will not work

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I look like a disabled potato

shrewd hatch
whole thistle
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^

open hedge
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At this point I’ve given up on my life

whole thistle
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Bro

open hedge
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This is how I think

whole thistle
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You're like 17

shrewd hatch
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okay wait a minute

open hedge
barren oasis
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bro you’re still young

open hedge
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That may be true but that doesn’t excuse how I’ve turned out

whole thistle
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You didn't know what fuck meant 5 years ago

barren oasis
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You got time to improve yourself yk tht

shrewd hatch
open hedge
whole thistle
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You are baby

barren oasis
whole thistle
glass zealot
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JFC when did tarkov chat turn into an emotional support group?

barren oasis
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NO

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this always happens

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i love bring in beginners

timber remnant
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the channel has assistance in the name for a reason

barren oasis
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Something always happened

whole thistle
timber remnant
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be it abusing scavs or fixing a love life, assistance is present in all shapes and forms

shrewd hatch
glass zealot
split dagger
crystal jewel
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im 29 with kids lol, im getting there

split dagger
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you dont belong here

glass zealot
shrewd hatch
split dagger
shrewd hatch
crystal jewel
glass zealot
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haha I'll be 34 by then

whole thistle
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real

woven fiber
glass zealot
fallen kernel
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Don't worry, I'll be 41 soon - still out here not getting any kills

woven fiber
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relax old man before you break your hip from walking too fast 😄

open hedge
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Where the fuck did all these old people come from

woven fiber
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jk jk

whole thistle
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i dont believe it

glass zealot
open hedge
fallen kernel
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haha

whole thistle
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i hope youre lying

fallen kernel
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I am not

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scav loaded so I paused it 😛

glass zealot
fallen kernel
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i mean it is pouring rain on this lighthouse

glass zealot
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Yeah can't hear sh*t anyway

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Blast the doom music while scavving

woven fiber
open hedge
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I listen to metal gear music while playing tarkov

barren oasis
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I listen to 100gecs ChadShrigma

open hedge
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Cringe

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100gecs is like the most kind numbingly irritating music I’ve ever heard

barren oasis
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i like it melonboy it numbs my brain so i can enjoy tark

fallen kernel
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Also that new Pusha T is amazing if you haven't listened

open hedge
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I don’t really listen to music other than ost

barren oasis
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gotta expand on it bub

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Have a large selection of music

mint light
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@whole thistle change name back to max or banned

night zealot
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what gun is cheap to supress

night zealot
fallen kernel
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pistol suppressors are fairly cheap on the flea

strange wraith
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tagilla armour or korund

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hmm...

mint light
strange wraith
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but stomach protection thoe

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depends on map

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i think

open hedge
strange wraith
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osprey 9 works

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and is dirt cheap

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so yeah

serene reef
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i dont think i died once to stomach protection not being there

misty ginkgo
split dagger
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7mm buck scav loves stomach

strange wraith
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i really dont think like 99% scavs as threats

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not a fair reason

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i mean with the new ballistics

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and how stomach damage scales to other parts

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i do think it could be a pain in the ass

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to deal with an smg or shotgun user

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thats all

split dagger
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I mean if somebody is shooting bp he will pen your armor anyway

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If you look at it like that

strange wraith
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ur still gonna tank a shot

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one shot matters

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and if ur runnin t6 armor

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you would take upwards of 4-5 with a zabralo

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of bp

misty ginkgo
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People gonna go for legs with leg meta anyways

crude hornet
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i have no idea what im doing

misty ginkgo
misty ginkgo
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Lol, what don’t you understand?

crude hornet
inland canyon
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Oi, anyone on eu could get me a dorms room key 220 for the skier quest?

pearl prairie
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i think thats optional mate. i could be wrong though,

dawn geyser
tulip gate
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kwon mod

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lets go?

dawn geyser
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Time to ban everyone Mahahaaha

tepid garnet
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Ban me papa

dawn geyser
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ᵒʰ ᵐʸ

tulip gate
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oh.

tame umbra
dawn geyser
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You and I both

earnest hull
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I’ll take a ban

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I’m not sarcastic enough when answering new players questions

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Definitely ban worthy

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A disgrace to the tarkov community really

abstract silo
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anyone have good snipe locations to camp for Shooter born in heaven? I really struggle finding people 100m away except on Shoreline

median niche
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hello is this key really worth that much? I just found one and might sell

earnest hull
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Across lumberyard on woods or up on sniper scav mountain for woods. Dome on reserve

dawn geyser
inland canyon
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anyone could just drop me one? I'Ll pay for it aswell

haughty belfry
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lighthouse lag got me head eyed

night zealot
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why cant i put a suppresor here?

lucid goblet
glossy scroll
lucid goblet
night zealot
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ty

night zealot
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it was indeed not inspected

bold kernel
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how do we level up charisma

dawn geyser
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!wiki Charisma

broken quailBOT
dawn geyser
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How to raise
Whenever you gain EXP for Attention, Perception or Intellect you also gain EXP for Charisma.

bold kernel
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how do i raise that xp

zinc robin
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just play the gam

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@dawn geyser u got imapct nades/.

dawn geyser
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...Yes?

abstract fog
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jus play the game

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sounds great and all but i get bodied and have no shit anymore

abstract fog
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yeah i can catch a few bodies w these hands tho

frail pewter
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I'm not a beginner by any means, but I wanted recommendations for a map to focus on to get scav kills from over 80m

vapid flume
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is there always someone willing to sit at kiba for like 12 minutes just camping it?

dawn geyser
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Reserve from the dome isn't either

dawn geyser
vapid flume
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They was sitting in a dark corner waiting for me to open it and as soon as I did they shot

zinc robin
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yall think some1 will accutally buy my thicc weapons

vapid flume
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smashed my mf desk I know he would've died so fast if he wasnt sitting in a corner with a rfb like all ds interchange players

hazy veldt
dawn geyser
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@hazy veldt Were you gone for the full duration?

barren oasis
dawn geyser
hazy veldt
zinc robin
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i alr put it up ima just wait since fee was 2 mill

hazy veldt
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yeh, 23 minutes.

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10 minute timeout

dawn geyser
hazy veldt
dawn geyser
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Zepplin doesn't like 3 links

hazy veldt
zinc robin
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any1 here got a good route for killa

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like a vi

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ayy it sold

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can some1 do the math for which thicc case barter is cheaper

dawn geyser
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Moonshine IIRC

hazy veldt
zinc robin
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what does iirc mean

hazy veldt
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whiskey and vodka prices are a bit crazy right now though.

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but ~240k moonshine + 25k vodka + 70k whiskey = 15.35mil

zinc robin
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so what should i do i need a thicc items after i deleted my thicc from private clinic

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thats not that bad

hazy veldt
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ledx's alone are 15mil

zinc robin
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i dont think i have the room in my inventory for moonshine

hazy veldt
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either holodilniks or rigs

shrewd hatch
zinc robin
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oh alr

hazy veldt
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I usually throw moonshine into hoarded rigs like so:

zinc robin
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holdonick is ass for space for all that and they lowkey expensive

quiet helm
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can you even buy holodilniks on the flea anymore I couldnt find any yesterday

hazy veldt
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holodilniks are full of other things.

zinc robin
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jaeger 3 i think @quiet helm

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or 2

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best map for test drive?

hazy veldt
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Jaeger 2 is holodilnick

quiet helm
hazy veldt
zinc robin
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yea no flea

hazy veldt
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factory if you don't care about money.

zinc robin
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i think theres a few places on custom where u may find it

hazy veldt
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factory with 3 or 4 man stack is 'cheesiest' probably.

zinc robin
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factory is so risky but i mean maybe i need a zaborlo and alytn

hazy veldt
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Safer with friends.

zinc robin
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i think woods might be the easiest

dark wyvern
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can anyone help me with prapor's BP depot task

brittle path
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FUCK THIS GAME SUCKS TO PLAY ALONE

dark wyvern
dawn geyser
brittle path
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I cant sorry ive been doing punisher 4 for two months now'

dawn geyser
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This game was designed around squad based gameplay

brittle path
dawn geyser
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It's a strugglebus to try and solo the game.

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Sorry U know, no trading

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@quartz sail

quartz sail
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bruh

hazy veldt
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man's not trading, he begging 3KEKW

brittle path
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it hurts to kill two ppl and then die to the third cause u have no ammo

quartz sail
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ong

dawn geyser
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xD

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Asking someone to help you find something is another story

hazy veldt
brittle path
hazy veldt
barren oasis
tulip gate
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whats up with the chads on every map wtf

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nvm late wipe forgot

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can't do shit!

dawn geyser
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Yeah

barren oasis
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yeah bub

dawn geyser
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lol

barren oasis
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its abt the time in wipe

tulip gate
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trying to cache run because im dirt poor but i keep running into mfs with decked out loadouts

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die instantly

dawn geyser
barren oasis
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go in at night

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actually no

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those are worse

tulip gate
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wouldnt there be ppl on that farming cultist

barren oasis
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run woods, best for money if you wanna ignore players

brittle path
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what map are u running?

dawn geyser
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There are, gets kind of boring

tulip gate
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first time i started walking out of spawn then got full autod by some dude rushing the spawn point

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second time i went into an area then like 3 different teams popped up and i got murdered

barren oasis
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gotta watch out with the spawns

brittle path
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theres your issue customs is not a money map unless u do dorms with all the keys ppl only play customs for quests killing and dorms

barren oasis
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woods is a good map tbh if yu want money

brittle path
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^true you will got three raids without seeing anyone

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Shoreline is like a black hole for my rub and gear

barren oasis
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what gun do i run hmmm 300 blk ?

dawn geyser
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Yes and yes

brittle path
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i pretty much only use 7.62 both calibers 5.45 best rounds only and shotguns i rarely use smgs or anything else

dry belfry
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sentence structure is horrid

brittle path
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Sorry, let me organize it to a paragraph for you.

rain wing
barren oasis
heady sundial
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maybe switch the stock for recoil stock

dawn geyser
barren oasis
#

srry aYooHeart

whole thistle
barren oasis
#

ok got it

split dagger
#

too much horizontal recoil

barren oasis
#

i cant send chopper :?

heady sundial
#

it looks good now

dawn geyser
#

Otherwise solid

heady sundial
#

go reserve for money

barren oasis
#

but he doesnt wanna deal with pvp dummy

heady sundial
#

woods no loot

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woods only snipers

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woods you stop for 2 miliseconds you die

dusky geyser
#

reserve has players
woods night does not

split dagger
#

woods has a lot of loot

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all free

dusky geyser
#

you say that as if reserve doesn’t have them g

barren oasis
#

shut up bappo ur british

dry belfry
#

You just saying shit that applies to every other map

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boi im finna roast u rn

split dagger
#

whats safe on reserve

dry belfry
#

Offline

rain wing
#

bappo

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why are you not max anymore

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did I miss something

hazy veldt
dry belfry
#

Why are you not asian anymore

barren oasis
#

reserves mains i swear

split dagger
#

but you need keys for that

rain wing
dry belfry
#

Prove it

split dagger
#

bruh duffle bags arent loot

heady sundial
#

if you want cash just scav

dry belfry
#

Reg gets one ev bulb and extracts

heady sundial
#

scav is the definition of free loot

split dagger
#

your crazy

dry belfry
#

Reg is mid af

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Kwon can you ban pls

split dagger
#

ive gotten them but its not reliable way to get them

dusky geyser
#

i don’t think duffle bags are good loot

dry belfry
#

Bring keys for the food storage area

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got it

split dagger
#

ok im out this guy isnt good

#

bro what are you trying to prove

dusky geyser
#

you made two points and forgot the reason for the third g

split dagger
#

every map has loot

rain wing
#

tagilla 💪

split dagger
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you cna go and loot all duffle bags in customs and get 3 btc coins

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but that doesnt mean map is good for loot

dawn geyser
#

I don't even

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Was that a troll?

#

English please

dusky geyser
#

weapon boxes, jackets, basement tech crate, med crate

#

fastest 200-300k as a scav

rain wing
dusky geyser
#

around 5m eft_PrapKEK

hazy veldt
#

Let him believe that woods is a bad map.

dusky geyser
#

1? 5

hazy veldt
#

More sugar for us.

dusky geyser
#

…crate
yeah i realize my mistake

split dagger
#

woods has a lot of uncontested loot and when there is action its just timmies

#

if you dont go sawmill you most likely wont see anyone

dry belfry
#

Bruh

#

Says you lol

split dagger
#

woods is the safest map you can loot

#

your saying duffle bags are reliable way to get loot

rain wing
#

he's not wrong

split dagger
#

timmies pvp

rain wing
#

timmies pvp

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W key straight to you

split dagger
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your dumb

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ok i blocked him

dry belfry
#

Lmao

#

Kwon I know you watching

marsh dagger
#

so kill or just hit them dmg wise

dry belfry
#

Ban them

split dagger
hazy veldt
#

syringe is 30k on flea so...

dusky geyser
#

better than pineapple juice and a bandage from a duffle eft_Cheers

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like 500

dry belfry
#

Reg is so mid

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Definition of it

dusky geyser
#

70% of the time

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the other thirty is apple

rain wing
#

reg doesn't crank hog

dry belfry
#

he really does not

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he's not crankin

dusky geyser
#

respectin the pack

rain wing
#

hog = uncranked

dry belfry
#

hog fully uncranked

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Who's giving that tip

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Who's the pro who said that

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Because boi

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it aint u

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Show me

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One youtube video

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That says dont loot buffle bags

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If not, Kwon will ban

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Probably

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negative times positive is

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...

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negative

#

ggwp

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next

dusky geyser
#

i cant count

#

so this was a revelation

dry belfry
#

I need more tequila

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for what

#

Just yesterday you said to never use your scav because it's not worth it

#

Now you're saying to use your scav

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snip snap snip snap

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Prove

#

You are dumb and confusing

#

okay

celest raven
#

👀

mint light
#

this shit cranks hog

dusky geyser
#

hell yeah brother

whole thistle
#

Scav cringe

nocturne lintel
#

anyone having issues with just not actually getting into raids? it gets through matchin then just drops queue

#

tried that

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restarted pc as well.

#

dont think thats my issue

#

so do i

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:fiber:

#

i actually need to bitch out comcast

#

because thats slow

whole thistle
#

My internet is actual cheeks

nocturne lintel
#

supposed to be at 2.5gbs down

whole thistle
#

That's crazy fast for me

dry belfry
#

gg

nocturne lintel
#

its more i pay for high speed so i want it to be full speed

dry belfry
#

wym

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proof is there

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Lying is a offense btw

#

Nice photoshop

nocturne lintel
#

lmfao

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he didnt post a single message at that time

dry belfry
#

Also photoshopped

nocturne lintel
#

sure bud

#

this channels weird sometimes

dry belfry
#

Sure is

#

Now that you're here

#

What's your question because I can tell you're a beginner

dusky geyser
#

it’s out of place when it isn’t

nocturne lintel
#

i already had it answered

dry belfry
#

^

nocturne lintel
#

also woot i got stirrup done finally

karmic axle
#

when u forget to bring a bag...

dusky geyser
#

there’s usually some flaming going on 90% of the time , with people asking actual questions i between

nocturne lintel
#

3 pmc pistol kills

dusky geyser
#

nothing

#

it’s a fun but dead end quest

#

😔

nocturne lintel
#

yeah i ran god knows how many until getting it. fuck the spawns in factory

rain wing
#

I was playing on NA so I could drop someone a gk-02 muzzle brake on factory

#

we spawned forklifts and there was a dude in glass hallway

#

trying to do stirrup

nocturne lintel
#

i get glass hall spawn 90% of the time

rain wing
#

^

nocturne lintel
#

yeah i do. got clapped so many times

rain wing
#

I kinda just left the dude to chill there

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in glass hall

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and he was saying something about "now I can't kill you guys"

#

"cmon i just need pistol kills"

dusky geyser
#

i remember dudes doing a trade as nakeds in forklifts

nocturne lintel
#

i got it because someone pushed from tunnel? i think it is on the other side of fork and started fighting the 3 man at forklift and i just finished them off lmfao

dusky geyser
#

i didn’t need bear kills so i didn’t kill them

rain wing
#

as you should

tulip gate
#

sigh.

dusky geyser
#

one ran after me and cheered while i was killing the other two guys in the lobby eft_PrapKEK

tulip gate
#

this game is about to drive me insane holy shit

nocturne lintel
#

lmfao

#

felt that. at least games a lot better than it used to be

rain wing
#

or we both start talking and run away from each other

tulip gate
#

killed a pmc who had decent gear with my vss, apparently he had a friend that was ages away??? dude tapped me like 5 minutes after i started looting his buddy

rain wing
#

I'm not that mean

dry belfry
#

That implies you were looting for 5 min

tulip gate
#

still learning whats good and what isnt

rain wing
#

this is why you drop your backpack in a bush

#

take his

#

run to said bush

dry belfry
#

Reg

#

I will start again

rain wing
#

I do

#

not even gonna lie I lost my backpack once

dusky geyser
#

💀

rain wing
#

LOL

#

I threw it into a cluster of bushes at night and couldn't find it

#

gg backpack

rain wing
#

you were a nice backpack

dawn geyser
#

I've dumped my raid bag into the bush next to pier on Woods one time

#

Didn't go well.

#

It thought it was a ball.

tulip gate
#

my stash is nearly completely empty 😔

karmic axle
#

starting to love the Mk16

dawn geyser
#

It wanted to be a mermaid.

tulip gate
#

only 2 guns left and $200k

karmic axle
tulip gate
#

oh wait i have pistols

dawn geyser
#

I was chasing it.

karmic axle
rain wing
tulip gate
rain wing
#

I went from 2m to 10m LOL

#

he has 200k rubles

tulip gate
#

i tried to kill tagilla on factory then some scav on the other side of the map started chasing me down too

rain wing
#

frfr

nocturne lintel
#

how do i exchange dollars to rubles

#

i can only go the other way

nocturne lintel
#

ohhhh

tulip gate
#

mfw im broke in usd too

shell kindle
#

I wish I had $200k

rain wing
#

tagilla has an iq smaller than my shoe size

tulip gate
rain wing
#

^

rain wing
tulip gate
#

yea he was brain dead for me but some other scav started chasing me after i shot tagilla in the arms like 5 times

rain wing
#

peacekeeper sells big dick stuff

tulip gate
#

was boutta run back and start legging him

nocturne lintel
rain wing
tulip gate
rain wing
tulip gate
rain wing
#

bad scav

#

BAD SCAV

mint light
#

bad scav

nocturne lintel
#

i spawned in front of a pmc fighting tagilla my first run on factory and paniced. shot and killed tagilla with my pistol

rain wing
#

BAD SCAV BAD SCAV BAD SCAV

tulip gate
#

bruh

hazy veldt
#

I mean, if you don't care about scav timer.

#

Then being a bad scav is okay.

rain wing
#

literally if you want loot you could get better shit on lighthouse

tulip gate
#

oh i forgot about my rfb

rain wing
hazy veldt
#

ofc it is.

hazy veldt
rain wing
#

Reg

hazy veldt
#

What is your malfunction, Reg?

rain wing
#

who pissed in your breakfast

dusky geyser
#

head stovepiped

rain wing
#

92.9 durability

hazy veldt
rain wing
#

mf really bought the MP-43-1C

#

8k roubles

#

smh

karmic axle
#

should i even turn in

#

or fuck the daily quest

#

reward is trash

rain wing
#

Zeppelin putting the L in ZeppeLin

dry belfry
#

@dry belfry Reg says the f word

tulip gate
#

wtf do i get rid of!

nocturne lintel
#

is flea the best way to get fuel?

#

i almost never see cans in raid

mint light
rain wing
#

nothing in your stash

#

💀

dry belfry
#

He's so not respectful

rain wing
#

^

#

only like

#

150k

mint light
karmic axle
#

My guy has empty stash

karmic axle
tulip gate
karmic axle
#

wait nvm i cant connect to na

rain wing
tulip gate
#

i've died in all my raids but 1 today

rain wing
#

just cause he's poor

#

💀

tulip gate
#

i've gone into like 6 raids

nocturne lintel
tulip gate
#

does it look like i have the money

#

to afford one

karmic axle
rain wing
#

because no money

karmic axle
#

in 6?

hazy veldt
nocturne lintel
#

finally actually using my hideout

tulip gate
karmic axle
hazy veldt
tulip gate
#

just a lot of backpacks

mint light
#

killing reserve raiders is fun

tulip gate
#

and guns

rain wing
nocturne lintel
#

almost done with ice cream cones too leggo

dusky geyser
tulip gate
mint light
#

get a docs case

#

fill a bank robber up with docs cases lol

#

thats one

#

and ur using it

dry belfry
#

Reg is a CMS guy

#

I knew it

dusky geyser
#

LBCR and shove wallets into it

dry belfry
#

I could tell the day I met him

fierce falcon
#

How do you get a different pouch?

rain wing
dry belfry
#

Fuck

#

Dreams ruined

mint light
rain wing
#

but that's cause I need to stuff drugs into my secure container

#

alongside my docs case

tulip gate
#

scav box haver

#

mfw.,

rain wing
#

gas 🤤

mint light
rain wing
#

yk

tulip gate
mint light
#

WHAT

rain wing
#

you won't be poor if you joined the max clan

tulip gate
#

the highest ive had was 800k

mint light
#

DUDE

fierce falcon
mint light
#

U CANT GET ANYTHING FOR UR HIDEOUT OR ANYTHING

tulip gate
#

well most of my hideout is unlocked

nocturne lintel
#

aight last question for now where is the best place to try and find gasans

tulip gate
#

and some of it is lv2

nocturne lintel
#

analyzers

tulip gate
#

no.

nocturne lintel
#

17 hours of workbench each tho

mint light
tulip gate
#

surely i can come back

mint light
#

what are u doing wrong

tulip gate
mint light
#

yeah

nocturne lintel
#

mostly dying

mint light
#

its not hard

tulip gate
mint light
#

run to loot spot

#

get loot

#

leave

tulip gate
mint light
#

like

rain wing
# tulip gate haha question is do i know how to do that though???

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mint light
#

ok then learn them

#

wtf have u been doing

tulip gate
#

except an attachment spot on customs

nocturne lintel
#

honestly watch some videos on youtube

rain wing
#

just follow the fucking usec route

mint light
#

what are u doing to be lvl 23 and broke

fierce falcon
#

What's the best place to get Salewa med kits for the therapist?

tulip gate
nocturne lintel
#

im broke because i like buying dumb stuff

nocturne lintel
tulip gate
#

also

nocturne lintel
#

craft

night zealot
tulip gate
#

modding the fuck out of my guns for no reason

nocturne lintel
#

im 17 and now have 250k

karmic axle
#

do i need these for anything

night zealot
karmic axle
#

or should i sell to PK

karmic axle
nocturne lintel
#

level 1 medtation

fierce falcon
tulip gate
#

time to go on factory with my .357 and lose it

mint light
karmic axle
night zealot
fierce falcon
#

Where is ruaf?

karmic axle
mint light
#

bruh

tulip gate
#

oh yeah maybe i should be

#

using the west 301 key i have

#

and the reserve marked room

#

😐

rain wing
#

oh no

#

no

karmic axle
#

The building past the wall

rain wing
#

nonononono

fierce falcon
#

Thank you

rain wing
#

ohhh boy

karmic axle
#

wat

tulip gate
#

isnt crackhouse a hotspot doe

rain wing
#

crack house 💀

rain wing
karmic axle
#

if u get RUAF spawn

#

go there early

rain wing
#

this guy will get absolutely bodied by chads

karmic axle
#

you'll be fine

#

loot and scoot

tulip gate
#

i remember i went there mid wipe and got an intel folder

#

then died

dawn geyser
#

He's going to reach the top of crackhouse stairs

rain wing
dawn geyser
#

Headeyes

karmic axle
#

do i need Iridiums for anything?

tulip gate
rain wing
#

money

dawn geyser
karmic axle
#

ok

#

sell time

rain wing
nocturne lintel
#

can someone help me figure out what I don't need. tarkov market blocked at work so i cant search myself

tulip gate
#

fuuuuckkCKCK

#

ok.

karmic axle