beginners-assistance

[rain wing]

why tf does it take like a minute to step on the gas pedal anyways

[mint light]

bro he gotta put his seatbelt on

[sterile minnow]

Idk shit tasks are shit

[mint light]

its a student driver

[rain wing]

lore accurate

[mint light]

bruh who even driving the car

is it just a scav

or is it me

[dusky geyser]

if its a scav then why the fuck cant i extract as a scav

[mint light]

do i get to drive da car

[dusky geyser]

scav vengabus

[mint light]

i want to drive da car

yo bruh so like why dont ur character actually ever escape from tarkov

like bruh leave

[delicate canyon]

Where do I report Teamkillers who group with people

[whole thistle]

Definitely not lol

[still mauve]

can someone help me find jaeger on woods real quick?

[delicate canyon]

2 racist guys

[dusky geyser]

did it happen on this discord? #discord-mod-mail
did it happen in the game?

[mint light]

bro said

[lusty glacier]

did it happen irl?

[mint light]

[open hedge]

[dusky geyser]

💀

[mint light]

bro got team killed in real life

[sterile minnow]

Kind of a big place yano

[mint light]

ok but like leave

[rain wing]

just

walk out

[still mauve]

how come i cant make my username anything with Osama in it in tarkov?

[rain wing]

smh

[mint light]

some maps@are on the border

[mint light]

take a guess

[still mauve]

its my name tho

[lusty glacier]

USEC Jonathan left the game.

[sterile minnow]

Think border sniper wants a word

[mint light]

unfortunate

[rain wing]

just

don't get shot???

[mint light]

i fucking hate border sniper

when i was lvl 5 he crushed my dreams

[sterile minnow]

Tell him to eat his fucking snickers

[open hedge]

Skill issue

[rain wing]

aight I'm sleepy, gn

[mint light]

bro said skill issue

trolling

[rain wing]

wake me when we can refund tarky

[still mauve]

facts

[brittle canyon]

and so he slept for an eternity

[mint light]

bros finna die

[open hedge]

He never woke up

[mint light]

in his sleep

[brittle canyon]

best way to go

[mint light]

fr

but he prolly like

18 bruh

[still mauve]

can someone help me with the introduction task?

[mint light]

what server lol

[still mauve]

idk where jaegers camp is i always get lost on woods

[open hedge]

Use a map

[mint light]

woods is poop

[open hedge]

False

[still mauve]

ca server i thinkl

i do use maps

and i get big lost

[delicate canyon]

Crap, I don't have video evidence

[mint light]

canada?

is that what ca is

lol

[still mauve]

california lmao my bad

[open hedge]

Cringe

California worst state

[mint light]

elaborate?

[still mauve]

u act like a chose to live here

[mint light]

cali is pretty cool

[sterile veldt]

look for landmarks like rocks or extracts, and lakes mean your in the top left of the map

[mint light]

@still mauve if no one helps u by the time im online you can dm me

[open hedge]

Bruh

[mint light]

bro said

bruh

[open hedge]

No I didn’t

[mint light]

bro said

no i didn’t

[open hedge]

I didn’t say that either

[mint light]

bro said

I didn’t say that either

[still mauve]

how long u finna be?

[mint light]

uh i got school so i few hours 😬

woods is rough

[still mauve]

lmao its good ill keep askin around

[open hedge]

Woods is easy tho

Great map

Takes a little while to learn but it’s great

[twin oasis]

personally i don't like woods but i can see the appeal to snipers

[open hedge]

I don’t snipe

[twin oasis]

i like maps with a more linear and predicatable flow

[vagrant cargo]

i play woods with a shotgun

[whole thistle]

Scoped semi/full auto rifles are the way to go on woods

[open hedge]

I play woods with rifles and shotguns

[crisp nest]

woods is great early on when u just need loot

[mint light]

i like customs and interchange!!!

[still mauve]

then help me out if its so easy 👺

[sterile veldt]

I like running around factory as a scav and looting dead pmcs

[whole thistle]

BASED

[still mauve]

rt

[mint light]

interchange is superior

[twin oasis]

interchange/labs main here lmao

[open hedge]

Do you want to wait 6 hours

[still mauve]

also rt

[vagrant cargo]

i got an uzi no uzi

[still mauve]

nop

[whole thistle]

Russia Today

[still mauve]

wghy is everyone at school

[twin oasis]

im not lmao

[vagrant cargo]

chil;dren

[still mauve]

retweet lol

[whole thistle]

Tf you mean why lmao

[open hedge]

Because we have to be why else

[still mauve]

i mean ig

[open hedge]

“I’m not gonna go to school today”

[sterile veldt]

because the majority of America is in school right now

[mint light]

i am in school

i am doing the math

[sterile veldt]

I'm in comp sci

[open hedge]

I am neglecting my English assignments

[mint light]

i be doin that

[grand monolith]

I managed to trade a T H I C C weapons case for my Twitch armband 😅

[mint light]

bruh what

[open hedge]

I’ll give you my bear armband for it

And 2 evasions

[mint light]

u want the blue armband

for it

[sterile minnow]

Just have holidays like us scandinavian s

[whole thistle]

I'm give you 25 red arm bands for a thicc

[open hedge]

🥱

No

[vagrant cargo]

damn scar l

[mint light]

the L is for a reason

[open hedge]

How the fuck did you ruin its ergo

What did you do to it

[vagrant cargo]

saker, long barrel

[mint light]

do ergo make u like

turn fast

or sumn

[whole thistle]

No lmao

[mint light]

be movin

[whole thistle]

It's aim down sights speed

[mint light]

do u be movin

[whole thistle]

And volume

[mint light]

oh ok

what is volume

as in sound

[vagrant cargo]

DAMN

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[mint light]

or the amount of liquid i can put in it

[whole thistle]

Armor does affect your sensitivity tho

[sterile minnow]

The fuck are u doing to it

[vagrant cargo]

scar L ? more like scar fat as fuck

[mint light]

scar ratio

ratio scar

[open hedge]

More like don’t break it like that

[sterile minnow]

[vagrant cargo]

tryna get 0

i do get 0 tho

i got 10

0

[whole thistle]

Take the stock off

[dawn geyser]

I think you can take the cheekpad off and it'll still be functional.

[sterile minnow]

Gonna take you an hour to ads

[vagrant cargo]

thats cheating

i want it to still be a gun gun

[whole thistle]

Damn

[vagrant cargo]

just not an usable one

[mint light]

does 0 ergo make it like

take 3 years to aim

[whole thistle]

It's like a full second at 0

[dawn geyser]

Probably a full second

[whole thistle]

Default mosin has 0 ergo

[mint light]

zamn

[open hedge]

False

[mint light]

bro said

[open hedge]

Only hit 0 with suppressor

[mint light]

false

[whole thistle]

Or scope

Or sniper vartiant

[open hedge]

It’s default is 13

[mint light]

According to my calculations

[vagrant cargo]

this mf goofy

[vagrant cargo]

from my mp153 experience yes

[whole thistle]

The scope makes it 0 ik that for a fact

[dawn geyser]

SA-58 players always live the 0 ergo life

[open hedge]

Sa58 players don’t exist

[mint light]

ump mains

💪

[whole thistle]

I like using the sa58 as a dmr

[open hedge]

A sa58 chad is easier to kill then a pistoling because at least the pistolings can hit more than 1 shot every 15 minutes

[crisp nest]

did they remove deltapoint from pk 1

😡

[dawn geyser]

Yep, PK2 now.

[open hedge]

Just level up

[mint light]

how do i lvl up poopkeeper bruh

[dawn geyser]

You can buy the mount all day though

LOL.

[vagrant cargo]

actually decent gun

[mint light]

do i just buy usd

[dawn geyser]

Do Friend from the west from Skier

Oh, spending, yeah.

[mint light]

bruh im still tryna get a flash drive

[vagrant cargo]

buy 11k

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[dawn geyser]

If you want to get tasks you need to finish Friend from the West

[open hedge]

I use the 556 ak a lot it’s pretty nice

[dawn geyser]

Keep in mind current events make USD conversion more expensive than before.

[vagrant cargo]

why use any other 556 gun its great

[whole thistle]

If you're mega poor you can buy half the amount you need then spend it all @mint light

[mint light]

is that after the flash drive on

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[dawn geyser]

Correct

[mint light]

bruh how do i get my other flash drive

[vagrant cargo]

scar l and ak101 are best 556 guns

[whole thistle]

How much is it now?

[crisp nest]

158

[mint light]

146

ok nvm

[open hedge]

I use the scar and the AK as my only 556 guns

[mint light]

lol!

[whole thistle]

How did you get the first one

[mint light]

uh

i dont remember

it was a long time ago

[open hedge]

I found 3 flash drives in 1 scav raid

Yesterday

[mint light]

are they in file cabinet

or something

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[open hedge]

Yes

[mint light]

is that mainly

[whole thistle]

And stashes and plugged into computers

[crimson wharf]

how much should i sell an 18 inch AR-15 barrel for?

[mint light]

where they be

[mint light]

200000

usd

[crimson wharf]

lol

deadass?

[vagrant cargo]

i found my flash drives in airdrop

[whole thistle]

There's also a spawn for them in a tent on woods which is fairly common @mint light

!wiki secure flash drive

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Secure_Flash_drive

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Secure Flash drive

Secure Flash drive (Flash drive) is an item in Escape from Tarkov.

[dawn geyser]

Be careful, you can get banned for false information on these channels.

[mint light]

ok but woods makes me cry

[whole thistle]

Scroll down on that

[mint light]

no bruh

[open hedge]

I have like 10 flash drives right now

[hearty cedar]

How I find the valuable arm bands? Are they only obtained by air drop or jackets

[whole thistle]

There's no such thing as a wrong price on flea

[crimson wharf]

i mean there is one up for 200,000 right now

[whole thistle]

Stashes

[crisp nest]

i want to uninstall i have to use EKO in this vpo 😐

[open hedge]

They just happen anywhere

[whole thistle]

They're only in stashes

[open hedge]

Found one in a weapon box

Evasion

[dawn geyser]

Scav case, Operational Tasks, air drops

[crimson wharf]

what would actually be an appropriate price for the barrel though?

[dawn geyser]

Oh yeah? Weapon box?

[whole thistle]

Drop is a powerful weapon

[vagrant cargo]

buy or no buy

[hearty cedar]

Which scav case, intel?

[open hedge]

Check other peoples prices

[crimson wharf]

there aren't any

[open hedge]

Fuck no

[mint light]

bargain

get it

[vagrant cargo]

idk

[dawn geyser]

I usually sell just under vendor, unless it's the 20" barrel, or the 260mm barrel.

Those two are worth money

[vapid flume]

w

[dawn geyser]

Moonshine I believe

[vagrant cargo]

a whole new type of scam

[mint light]

i got a crowbar

💪

[vagrant cargo]

get yourself a broken axe

[open hedge]

That’s not new that’s a pretty old one

[vagrant cargo]

or an ice pick if u can

[mint light]

ok why

[vagrant cargo]

does it ever work ?

[vagrant cargo]

cause its swag u can climb shit

[mint light]

me like crowbar it be like metal and go bang

I CAN CLIMB

[vagrant cargo]

nope

[mint light]

oh my got

[vagrant cargo]

crowbar dont climb

[mint light]

i want to climb

[vagrant cargo]

ice pick climb MOUNTAINS

[mint light]

what can i climb

[vagrant cargo]

MOUNTAIn

[whole thistle]

Not actually, it just opens cliff descent extracts

[open hedge]

It lets you crouch jump

[whole thistle]

You can't climb in gameplay @mint light

[mint light]

mane

[vagrant cargo]

you can with an ice pick

[mint light]

i wanted to climb da wall

wait

[vagrant cargo]

i just reached the sniper scav spot

with an ice picl

YEP.

[mint light]

u only got one ice pick tho right

how they even climbin

[vagrant cargo]

no

u can get as many ice picks as u want

[mint light]

SHUT UP!!!!

[vagrant cargo]

also 1 is enough

literally just jump and put it back in

[mint light]

actually so risky

[vagrant cargo]

ever think of jumping ?

[mint light]

ur dead bruh

[vagrant cargo]

or maybe bring a chair and jump on it

[open hedge]

In a war zone it’s not so much

[vagrant cargo]

then grab it so it goes up with you

[brittle canyon]

just do it like lara croft it’s not hard

[vagrant cargo]

repeat until reach moon

[mint light]

cover yourself in oil

fly

[open hedge]

Troll

[vagrant cargo]

it rains constantly in this game

would 100 percent work

[mint light]

nice

[open hedge]

[mint light]

i got a crowbar

[open hedge]

Crow bar should let you jump crouch for better movement

[mint light]

crowbar go bang bang

[mint light]

oh my got gmod

dont fuck with the senator

[minor raven]

what am i reading rn

[open hedge]

Your mom

[crimson wharf]

is there a significant difference between an ADAR and a TX-15?

[mint light]

thats a good argument senator but whats your source

[crisp nest]

tx-15 has better base parts

[whole thistle]

No

[open hedge]

My source is that I made it the fuck up

[vagrant cargo]

bhop

[crimson wharf]

so why is TX-15 so god damn expensive then?

[whole thistle]

Crowbar
+Enables air strafing

[whole thistle]

It's rare

[vagrant cargo]

its dogshit dont buy

[crimson wharf]

no i got one out of scav case and have been selling all the parts for a shit ton

[open hedge]

Just sell that shit

[whole thistle]

Red card is shitass49 and still costs 900 billion rubles

[dawn geyser]

The TX-15 has better values than the ADAR

[open hedge]

Shut

Not good enough

[dawn geyser]

MOA is better too

[crisp nest]

the scav case one has a good stock and supressor it comes from

[open hedge]

Adar is 20k and tx15 is 100k

Not worth it

[crisp nest]

and it has a mag that ppl want for like 1 better ergo

[dawn geyser]

If you want to mod an ADAR to get TX-15 stats you'll end up around that price range.

[mint light]

so why my scav give his stuff to my pmc

elaborate!!

[crimson wharf]

yeah, gonna make my money back with just the parts off the TX

[crisp nest]

when i used to play the supressor alone would xD

[open hedge]

Pmc mugs him

[mint light]

rip

[crisp nest]

and now i am grubbing around with 366 eko

trying to do f**king customs missions

[mint light]

pmc mugged him and left the fake mustache

[open hedge]

366 ap-m in a drum mag is the way to go

[open hedge]

He thought it was real

[mint light]

get a akms ad then load it with 366 tkm and profit

[whole thistle]

It's like when you get the super shotgun in doom eternal, you're mind controlling the scav for loot then you kill him when you're done

[vagrant cargo]

Why

[dawn geyser]

[vagrant cargo]

Bro that .366 geksa tho

[crisp nest]

doesnt shoot

[vagrant cargo]

Best ammo ever !!!

[mint light]

i have a dumbass friend who dosent check his mags

[vagrant cargo]

Yes it does just force it a littlr

[whole thistle]

Fake news don't listen to the media

[mint light]

and loads 366 into aks

[vagrant cargo]

Why

[mint light]

because he is a moron!!

[crisp nest]

this guy in my faction in this mmo keeps saying the ukraine invasion is fake

[vagrant cargo]

Yo I bought an akm lemme load it with uhh geksa

[whole thistle]

Lmao

[open hedge]

I’m going to make a meta ak and put the wrong ammo in it just to troll the guy who kills me

[dawn geyser]

He's probably being sincere too.

[vagrant cargo]

He’s gonna get silenced

[whole thistle]

I killed a guy once who had 2 BP a the top of every mag and the rest was 366

[vagrant cargo]

300k down the drain but some pretty comedic times

[whole thistle]

He was fucking trolling me

[vagrant cargo]

Yep

[mint light]

actually troll loadout

[crisp nest]

MIB gonna come to his house with their epi pens and supressed scar 💀

[open hedge]

With my level traders I can make good shit for like 70-130k

[mint light]

they get into a fight and die

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah but not BiS meta

[open hedge]

It’s pretty close

[crisp nest]

i somehow have worse stats than my first wipe from disconnecting matches

[open hedge]

I can get a 556 ak down to 50 recoil for 50k

[sterile veldt]

I go into pmc for fun with a knife and nothing else and just run around waiting for someone to shoot me and figure out I had nothing on me

[whole thistle]

Why

[vagrant cargo]

Not close to lowest

[oblique mason]

the ultimate troll

[sterile veldt]

it's funi

[whole thistle]

50k tho

[open hedge]

I have worse stats than my first wipe because I’m not a bitch

[whole thistle]

You're very strange

[sterile veldt]

I cleared all gas station scavs with my knife before

[open hedge]

It looks fancy to a rat but is easy for me to make that’s the appeal

[crisp nest]

i cba to run across map to extortionist quest so i dc if i dont get a spawn near it 🙂

lmao

[vagrant cargo]

That’s lame, true trolling is having a meta M4 with .300 in it and a switchblade full of toilet paper

[whole thistle]

You know you have to run across the map to extract anyway right?

[open hedge]

[vagrant cargo]

Are you stupid

[sterile veldt]

Are you stupid

[crisp nest]

takes less time in raid though

[vagrant cargo]

What a silly little slug

[whole thistle]

WJAT,N,M????

[vagrant cargo]

You could’ve done it in the time to dc you slug

[whole thistle]

You're going the same distance either way bro

[open hedge]

[sterile veldt]

why are you sending a selfie

[crisp nest]

i only dc if the spawn is big red

[open hedge]

Bro that’s not even far

[sterile veldt]

big red is best spawn

[open hedge]

Customs isn’t a big map

[whole thistle]

I can feel your fetal alcohol syndrome through the screen

[sterile veldt]

Is suburbs a fun map

[mint light]

yeah

[sterile veldt]

cuz it lasts like 100 minutes lmao

[mint light]

its great

[crisp nest]

idk i dont want to waste time playing lmao

[mint light]

go there all the time

[crisp nest]

labs speedrun

[whole thistle]

Bro

[open hedge]

[mint light]

@sterile veldt bro suburbs dosent exist yet

💀

[sterile veldt]

o

[whole thistle]

It's not out yet, that's placeholder text

[sterile veldt]

I didn't know

[mint light]

whats the next map coming

[sterile veldt]

I thought u needed a key or smthn

[mint light]

do we know

[whole thistle]

Streets

It's the main city of tarkov

[crisp nest]

[mint light]

nah like there 4 maps not avaliable yet

[crisp nest]

and 2 will be dlc

supposedfly

[whole thistle]

Every map that says "not available" isn't out yet

[vagrant cargo]

He could’ve done it in the time it takes to dc

[mint light]

wont the game be released when streets come

[whole thistle]

No

[mint light]

bruhhh

[whole thistle]

Terminal also comes before release

Town and suburbs are dlc

[sterile veldt]

how long has tarkov been in beta btw

[mint light]

is terminal an airport

[open hedge]

4 years

[whole thistle]

Since 2016

[mint light]

like 4 yrs

[whole thistle]

It's a port

[mint light]

for boat

[whole thistle]

Yes

[sterile veldt]

How little maps were there then

[mint light]

nothing will replace interchange

[mint light]

like 4 maps

[vagrant cargo]

It’s the mw2 map

[mint light]

pog

[whole thistle]

The game started with only woods and factory

[vagrant cargo]

Crazy how woods has always been the best map

[mint light]

customs beloved

[dawn geyser]

I remember when Interchange came out, good times.

[mint light]

wrong

[whole thistle]

Fr

[mint light]

interchange and customs solo

[sterile veldt]

wait so terminal is gonna be a 1:1 of the mw2 map?

[mint light]

💀

[dawn geyser]

[sterile veldt]

idk man

[crisp nest]

it must or we'll riot

[sterile veldt]

u said that not me

[mint light]

bro is on the good kush

[vagrant cargo]

Yep

[mint light]

yeah i cant wait

terminal from mw2

[crisp nest]

i wish i played when u could scav labs

[vagrant cargo]

They’ll add dome from mw3 next to reserve soon

[prime comet]

It’s gonna be the “no Russian” mission from mw2 as a map

[digital sable]

and they add Riot Shield so I can camp the plane

[mint light]

and town is gonna be the town from bo2 zombies

[split dagger]

Isnt streets of tarkov the next map coming out?

[sterile veldt]

idk man it'd be fun if it was

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[bold kernel]

Crazy how many ppl are sleeping on reserves. Reserves got everything a growing boy like me could ever want. Pc parts, construction parts, raiders, boss loot, weapon mods, rarer ammos, foods like sugar and moonshine etc

[prime comet]

And the car extract is where you finished said mission

[crisp nest]

they boutta let me place multiple on the ground for realism so i can have a compound at a reserve turret

[mint light]

its ok

i think it needs better extracts

[bold kernel]

I will smash my balls every 10 minutes for the rest of my life until everyone concedes that reserve is the best map

[sterile veldt]

i want an rpg already so I can just blow everyone ||up||

[split dagger]

Reserve is very small map

[vagrant cargo]

Reserve has nice loot but no btc so lighthousr better

[dawn geyser]

Remember when 7.62x39 PS bullets were lime green lol

[split dagger]

If there were better extracts it would be too easy

[vagrant cargo]

They looked gross

[bold kernel]

Imagine not having a machine that just prints btc for you

[mint light]

lately when i play lighthouse my tarkov just fucking blows up

[sterile veldt]

lighthouse is superior

[vagrant cargo]

It takes too long and btc is worth too little now I just wanna find em

[bold kernel]

Lighthouse can suck my weiner dick and cock

[digital sable]

Reserve topside is actually pretty peaceful from what I’ve seen this wipe and loot is decent too. My next big purchase is Red Rebel barter so I’ll be going there more soon.

[open hedge]

Lighthouse worst map

[sterile veldt]

stfu you like woods

[bold kernel]

BASED AND GOATED

[whole thistle]

Price went up a lot

[mint light]

lighthouse is alright

i cant wait for the new maps

[whole thistle]

Can't hear you over my free scarls

[vagrant cargo]

It’s not peaceful at all in my experience

[mint light]

lighthouse scav is free money

literally

[bold kernel]

Can't hear you over the loud fucking hermetic bunker door alarm someone shut that shit up

[sterile veldt]

exactly

[digital sable]

I know Lighthouse is kind of unmatched loot potential with rogues, but I just hate learning new maps so I haven’t bothered 😔

[mint light]

lighthouse is so ez to learn

i learned it in like two seconds

[whole thistle]

It's an insanely simple map

[split dagger]

Wow

[whole thistle]

It took me 1 day to learn @digital sable

[split dagger]

It took me five seconds

[mint light]

there is rogue camp

[vagrant cargo]

It’s a straight corridor unironically

[mint light]

the villages

[arctic vault]

I got this g28 from the dorms marked room should i keep or sell it?

[mint light]

and the villas

and ur done

[vagrant cargo]

It’s unironically the easiest map

[whole thistle]

👀👀👀

[digital sable]

Comparatively peaceful I guess. Maybe worse after that loot buff though? I really only played it early in the wipe… maybe all the Reserve chads went to Lighthouse at that time.

[vagrant cargo]

It’s like a slightly worse RSASS

[split dagger]

I would sell

[whole thistle]

Keep it and decide later, that thing is insanely rare lol @arctic vault

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah now they’re back with their SASS m1as

[split dagger]

Gun feels weird

[sterile veldt]

Charlote what ever it's called is best building on lighthouse

[crisp nest]

lighthouse = fps 😭

[whole thistle]

BUT ITS SO MUCH COOLER

[mint light]

its pretty bad

[arctic vault]

I have an rsass too but idk how or where to use it

[mint light]

i get like 70

on lighthouse

[sterile veldt]

I have fun fps on lighthouse

[mint light]

and like 100 on every other map

[open hedge]

That’s why it’s bad

[sterile veldt]

fine*

[whole thistle]

Keep the rsass for gunsmith

[vagrant cargo]

RSASS is way cooler fuck you mean

I hate the g28 with its weird colors

[whole thistle]

We should fight

[mint light]

7.62x51 my beloved

[vagrant cargo]

This mf look weird

[bold kernel]

Oh yeah farming rogues is so much fun on lighthouse -.-

I love doing the same path every raid, shooting one rogue on the roof and two in the back. Lots of entertainment in that

[mint light]

and 7.62x54

[whole thistle]

Bet you hate fde scar too

[vagrant cargo]

I mean it’s easy

[bold kernel]

Its boring

[mint light]

free dollas

[vagrant cargo]

No I love FDE

[mint light]

free money is free money

[dusky geyser]

.300 TKM my beloved

[mint light]

ong

[whole thistle]

Early wipe that was literally my gear factory

[bold kernel]

If you're over level 20 and still doing that, its time to grow up 😡

[vagrant cargo]

But g28 has so many different colors

[mint light]

bro put the angry emoji

😡

[bold kernel]

Thats how you know im not fucking around 😡

[vagrant cargo]

Why

[mint light]

he isnt messing about

[vagrant cargo]

I like lvl 5 armor that isn’t a korund

[mint light]

gzhel my beloved

[vagrant cargo]

JAH.

[split dagger]

Gzhel best armor

No cap

[vagrant cargo]

Sorry I’m not lvl 32 because I’m bad

[mint light]

im lvl 15 bro

💀

[open hedge]

No

[vagrant cargo]

🤓

[open hedge]

[mint light]

IM GETTING A CALL FROM SPAM RISK

[split dagger]

Its not spam they just need your credit card number to confirm its you

[vagrant cargo]

Do you guys eat spam

[crimson wharf]

will people buy empty fuel containers?

[mint light]

EW

THATS SO GROSS

spam is disgusting

[split dagger]

No and the fee will kill u

[open hedge]

Not usually and the fee will butcher you

[crimson wharf]

the fee didn't seem like it was that much

[vagrant cargo]

They’ll buy it if it’s cheap enough

[mint light]

bruh no one was selling this one key and i sold it as the only person for 500k

😎😎😎

[vagrant cargo]

dorms 203 !

[crimson wharf]

how cheap?

[vagrant cargo]

7k!

[vagrant cargo]

Idk 10 roubles ?

[mint light]

PKM MARKED!!!!

[split dagger]

Just sell it to fence

[crimson wharf]

that's a profit right there

[vagrant cargo]

Prolly a bit more

[vagrant cargo]

Rich af.

I’ve got 17 roubles to my name.

I’m like a Qatari prince.

[mint light]

do u actually

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah.

[mint light]

i bought like two med cases im feeling roomy

[vagrant cargo]

I’m just that rich.

[crimson wharf]

would you guys buy an empty fuel for 50k?

[vagrant cargo]

No

[dawn geyser]

Ah yes, I've found it.

The old PS bullets.

[vagrant cargo]

They were groooss

[dawn geyser]

A work of art they were.

[vagrant cargo]

@dawn geyser remember when flea had a lot on impact on trader prices

[dawn geyser]

lol

[vagrant cargo]

And ppl ended up making ps like 300 a round

To sell it back to prapor

[dawn geyser]

Armored rig and Armor stack

[crimson wharf]

alright, you've got me. ill sell it for one shekel

[vagrant cargo]

AVS lvl 2

[vagrant cargo]

I would like it in exchange of a milk

A singular unity of milk

Maybe a molecule idk

You want 1 lactose? That’s all I got

[crimson wharf]

is there anything i can actually do with all of these fuel containers, because i feel like i am burning through them quicker than i can craft grenade and mag boxes

[vagrant cargo]

Avs was so dogshit

It was a scav rig

[dawn geyser]

lol

[vagrant cargo]

Well make more boxes

[crimson wharf]

i am trying

[vagrant cargo]

Paca and fort being the only 2 armors

Kiver and kolpak

[dawn geyser]

[vagrant cargo]

Kiver used to be the best option

Like wow

[dawn geyser]

Kiver too stronk

[vagrant cargo]

No face hitbox

The ugly ass salewa image

The letters looking dog

[dawn geyser]

LOL

[mint light]

whats a good budget helmet

[dawn geyser]

"Med animations are going to break the game"

[dawn geyser]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/SSh-68_steel_helmet

[vagrant cargo]

It was so op spamming ifak while shooting

[mint light]

PENIS HELMET

[vagrant cargo]

No penis helmet is dog

Ratnik is about same price

With barter

[crimson wharf]

bleach barder

[vagrant cargo]

Si senor

And it covers ears

[crimson wharf]

yo soy es el bardor

[vagrant cargo]

And looks less like a penis

[mint light]

are there any cheap helmets that cover face

[vagrant cargo]

bardor

[vagrant cargo]

No

[crimson wharf]

😈

[open hedge]

Don’t bother with that

[crimson wharf]

bardor

[vagrant cargo]

Uh or maybe a kolpak

But it’s not worth

[crimson wharf]

shattered

[vagrant cargo]

Pure dogshit

[mint light]

shattered has saved my life a lot

[vagrant cargo]

That doesn’t protect its just bounce chance

[crimson wharf]

me lucky 😈

[vagrant cargo]

Exfil with face shield 😍

[crimson wharf]

welding mask

[vagrant cargo]

What the fuck is wrong with the coyote exfil

Why is it so dogshit and can’t use face shields

[open hedge]

Calm down

[dawn geyser]

Fun fact : Tan Exfil faceshield can take some facecoverings that the black one can't

[mint light]

i found an altyn and i took like 80 million headshots

[crisp nest]

DAMN 2 flash drive in 5 cabinets

[vagrant cargo]

How

Which ones

[dawn geyser]

I've used the slender mask under the tan faceshield

lol

[vagrant cargo]

Oh

Scary !

[open hedge]

The interchange ones near the front of the center area where there is 3 cabinets have a lot of them I’ve seen

[vagrant cargo]

I got a uzi no uzi

[open hedge]

You can wear slender mask with a tank helmet

[vagrant cargo]

Jah

[dawn geyser]

Pair it with round frames and you look like a stud.

[open hedge]

The amount of no clipping that takes place is unrivaled

[vagrant cargo]

Round frames are just ultimate fashion

Round frames and welding are the best options in game

[open hedge]

Welding goggles are drippy asf

[vagrant cargo]

Best goggles

[open hedge]

The flash resistance is actually useful once every blue moon

[vagrant cargo]

Zvezda

[open hedge]

Well it’s resistance isn’t good enough to block the shrapnel 10 after the zvezda

[vagrant cargo]

Can’t keep my dick in my pants

[vagrant cargo]

sorry I’m wearing kneepads

[open hedge]

Class 6 knee pads

They would still pop out of place after a shot

[uncut depot]

even if there was leg armor your legs would still shatter at close range from a shotgun

I want my class 2 leg armor so badly

[vagrant cargo]

Ok why

That would make the game dogshit sorry

[uncut depot]

well you see i dislike having my legs blown off by rip rounds

[vagrant cargo]

Ok so ?

You’ll dislike getting shot no matter what

Is that a reason to make every flesh round useless

[uncut depot]

you asked me why I would want something, I answered why I would want that

I have never used flesh rounds and I never will

[vagrant cargo]

You would want flesh rounds to be useless

Wow

[uncut depot]

fuck shotguns and fuck flesh

yes

[open hedge]

9x19 RIP can only be justified on factory

[vagrant cargo]

“these people ain’t playin like me can you ruin their experience”

[uncut depot]

you fuckers are the reason I can't wear plate carriers to factory

[vagrant cargo]

ok so ?

do I care

maybe try wearing stomach armor

[uncut depot]

why would you ask why I want leg armor if you didn't care

yeah thats what I fucking do?

[vagrant cargo]

because it’s a shit reason 💀

Idc bout shit reasons I want the real ones

[uncut depot]

leg meta is op bro

[open hedge]

If add leg armor make it only cover above the knee

Shins still free game

[uncut depot]

back when it was bugged and rip was like 5-6 shots to kill instead of 4 and getting shot in the stomach wasn't a death sentence i think that was balanced but right now it is way too quick

[vagrant cargo]

💀💀💀 your positioning must be dogshit unironically

No one who actually can play complains about leg meta

[split dagger]

Now armor actually matters

Before you could wear slick and not care

[vagrant cargo]

Yep

[split dagger]

Now gzhel is much more viable

[vagrant cargo]

Stomach armor used to be a waste

And truly dogshit

[uncut depot]

I only really get messed up by leg meta on factory but its still annoying having to do surgery for 40 seconds after a level 22 with a shotgun shoots me once

[vagrant cargo]

Now there’s a reason to use it

[split dagger]

And leg armor would be too op

[vagrant cargo]

Well yeah that’s how it is, this game got a lot of annoying shit

[split dagger]

Not like he is only shooting you and you have to beat him with your fists

[dusky geyser]

again, i havent seen any legmetaers on my server

because its people who dont know what leg meta is
or people that don't need it to shoot you in the face with an M62

[vagrant cargo]

I’ve seen me

Kedr OP

[dusky geyser]

klin supremacy

[open hedge]

Leg meta was replaced by impact grenade meta which is even worse

[uncut depot]

my k/d is literally 10.22 and I just want my slick to actually do something but you skillless flesh users ruin the fun of high tier pvp, I love when I kill an actual player but killing you fuckers just gives me a shitty smg with useless ammo and the need to waste all my meds

[vagrant cargo]

Skill less flesh users

[dusky geyser]

rip bozo

[vagrant cargo]

Coping ?

[uncut depot]

I have not died to a single impact nade since the christmas gift gave them out

[vagrant cargo]

🤓🤓🤓

[dusky geyser]

💀 🗿

[sinful valve]

scav runs hit different

[dusky geyser]

nice oatflakes

[vagrant cargo]

@dusky geyser my kd is 100. I’m the best tarkov player there is.

[dusky geyser]

i see you are korean

[sinful valve]

slickers baby

[uncut depot]

my k/d was 67 on day one of wipe because I went like 11 raids in a row without dying it was a pretty cool ss

[vagrant cargo]

However, when I die to a skill less user ( not because he’s better, simply using a crutch) I break my monitor.

[sinful valve]

bro I wanna see

[vagrant cargo]

As the best tarkov player, i think legs should be invincible.

And stomach too.

Make the slick just give you invincibility.

[split dagger]

Use slick on labs

[dusky geyser]

ratrig on labs

[split dagger]

Where you are expecting high tear pvp

Pop meladonin and your gucci

[uncut depot]

I don't think shooting somebody who is wearing a slick exfil with a mutant 3 times in the stomach with rip while he isn't facing you and killing him is very skillful, if you run around with rip idc but if you sit in a corner and shit thats when I'm pissed about it

[vagrant cargo]

stop making fun of me

[uncut depot]

I'll see if I can find it

[vagrant cargo]

RIP IN A MUTANT 💀

[dusky geyser]

of you? of myself!

[vagrant cargo]

THIS MF

[uncut depot]

naturally lmao

[vagrant cargo]

OH WAIT OTHER WAY AROUND

no that one is on me

ill asmit it

[vagrant cargo]

ok so ? game aint fair

• ur talking bout campers there

i can camp you with .338 AP lad

[coarse valley]

Is this a good gun?

[open hedge]

No

[vagrant cargo]

lots of rats wearing high tier gear these days

and high tier ammo

[coarse valley]

can i mod it to be good?

[open hedge]

Yes but it will be a lot of money

[uncut depot]

no, I worded as if somebody holding a mutant, wearing a slick exfil peeks an angle and you are in the corner with a mp9 and kill him instantly with rip.

[vagrant cargo]

yeah i already addressed that

[dusky geyser]

if you have flea, determination and a will to spend on one of the worst guns this wipe - yes

put the m855 outta there pls :(

it has the power of a .22 magnum

[vagrant cargo]

m855 😍

[wary valley]

Only way

[vagrant cargo]

6848 damage absorbed by armor 😍

[open hedge]

I run class 3 on labs

[wary valley]

I run no armor in labs

Only good ammo

[open hedge]

I insure on labs

[dusky geyser]

its funny how M855 is supposed to be

you know

penetrating

[vagrant cargo]

absolute f;ex

[wary valley]

Sigma

[pure mist]

69420 absorbed by amour

[vagrant cargo]

NOPE, this game realistic !!

[dusky geyser]

a single ump mag comes back

[open hedge]

M855 irl is only supposed to pen class 3 armor

[vagrant cargo]

well why doesnt it pen lvl 3 then

[open hedge]

It does

[wary valley]

Yup

[vagrant cargo]

nope sorry thats fake news i thin

k

[open hedge]

It struggles against class 4 which is realistic

[dusky geyser]

it doesnt even do that properly

[pure mist]

Game balancing

[uncut depot]

aside from the alytn's blockage armor is actually pretty accurate in tarkov

[vagrant cargo]

ok YEAH SO BALANCED I LOVE SHOOTING PEOPLE 548748 times

[dusky geyser]

28 pen value 💀

[wary valley]

5

[uncut depot]

altyn visor can't even block .45

[vagrant cargo]

every helmet is unrealistic lad

[wary valley]

Yup

[sinful valve]

I think the durability is shit

[split dagger]

Just use better ammo and stop crying

[vagrant cargo]

what fucking helmet can stop 762x54r

[sinful valve]

Better off selling it

[dusky geyser]

i wish there was an updated pen chance list

[uncut depot]

I would count a 70% pen chance as penning said class

[vagrant cargo]

nope i think ill just shoot ur knees

[split dagger]

Go ahead

[pure mist]

What would 55a1 penetration be then lol

[wary valley]

Imagine ur helmet ricochet for explosive rounds irl

[pure mist]

Like 2 million? Lol

[vagrant cargo]

idk less shit ?

[uncut depot]

actually there were tons of cases in Vietnam of people blocking 7.62x54R with thier helmets

[pure mist]

55a1 penetration is shit?

[vagrant cargo]

not blocking, deflecting

[wary valley]

Brain damage

[uncut depot]

true, sorry about that

[vagrant cargo]

less shit than 855 💀

[coarse valley]

why is 87.8% durabilty bad? I just stole this from a rouge

[open hedge]

Ive bounced 762x54r PS off a fast MT airsoft replica

[vagrant cargo]

no helmet can block that

[pure mist]

It is less shit than 855

[vagrant cargo]

deflecting though soundsVERY possible

[sinful valve]

Anything above 93% durability will never jam

[wary valley]

Any mk18 bouncers with fast mt replica?

[vagrant cargo]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING 💀

[vagrant cargo]

shattered mask

[sinful valve]

Also accuracy decreases with the durability

[wary valley]

I gotta run mk18s again

[pure mist]

So nothing need to be changed

[vagrant cargo]

m855 should have 2 more pen !

[wary valley]

How to obtain mk18

[vagrant cargo]

i sold all my ap by mistake

im crying rn

[wary valley]

U pissing too?

[pure mist]

Tell it to Nikita see if he’ll want to change it

[uncut depot]

I actually love 5.56 the m4 is still a laser idk I have level 20 something recoil skill so maybe its that but the m4 just feels like an smg with higher pen idk why everyone shits on it

I also exclusively use the 28 recoil build so that might be it too

[vagrant cargo]

im not a streamer so no, but if i was hed do anything i ask

i want nikita to send me booty nudes ngl

[pure mist]

Ask sincerely so maybe

[vagrant cargo]

whats his discord ill dm him saying sup naughty kitten

[violet crystal]

is the airframe helmet good?

[open hedge]

It’s good

[dusky geyser]

yes if kitted

[vagrant cargo]

BEST helmet !!

[wary valley]

Lol

[arctic vault]

are there cases for weapon parts?

[uncut depot]

yes, imo 2nd best helmet with hearing

[pure mist]

Eh. Not for the price but it’s good

[dusky geyser]

use ratnik if youre running it w/o anything

[vagrant cargo]

ulach superiority

COYOTE ULACH

[sinful valve]

I wanna try .300 blackout but I need pk3 for the m62

[dusky geyser]

or ulach for the funny t4 armour

[uncut depot]

ULACH IS SUCH A WASTE OF MONEY

[vagrant cargo]

m62 is dogshit dont use it

[uncut depot]

80K FOR GETTING HEAD JAWS

[crisp nest]

@pure mist 💀 i have meta scarL but it has nt-4 supressor

[dusky geyser]

(which is useless on helmets but i digress)

[sinful valve]

I always sell ulachs lmao

[uncut depot]

good man

[vagrant cargo]

IT IS USEFUL

shots to the back of the head

[dusky geyser]

t4 is not useful without a face shield

[uncut depot]

tc-800 is the best econ helmet with visor and tc2001 is best helmet without visor

[vagrant cargo]

it is

if ur broke tho

not worth the money

[dusky geyser]

im always broke g

[vagrant cargo]

🙁

that hit me in the feels bro

[dusky geyser]

two bleach supremacy

[wary valley]

L nerd

[vagrant cargo]

SOME MF OUT THERE DMING ME HIS STATS.

wow ur bettert han me

WOW

GOOD JOB

[wary valley]

Lemme dm u rn

[vagrant cargo]

I hate people who are better than me.

[pure mist]

Saker

[uncut depot]

thought you were the guy who asked geez

[vagrant cargo]

stop being bettert han me

[pure mist]

Ulach

[wary valley]

U have been dms

[sinful valve]

ayo this man was taking backshots

[uncut depot]

80K

[vagrant cargo]

DONT CARE ULACHSUPERIORITY

ulach coyote looks good

[pure mist]

So? Lol

[vagrant cargo]

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

[dusky geyser]

i will dm you my stats

[pure mist]

ULACH ALWAYS

[vagrant cargo]

Id honestly rather a dick pic

[open hedge]

Personally my favorite helmet is the airsoft replica

[dusky geyser]

i dont have one

[uncut depot]

you can get a tc800 with visor for 90k

[wary valley]

True

[pure mist]

I hate the visor lol

[vagrant cargo]

if you can buy visors

[sinful valve]

All newbies keep an eye out for these

Very valuable helmet

[vagrant cargo]

SAMPLES IS FUCKING ME UP

[dusky geyser]

SLAAP on Tac-Kek

[pure mist]

Makes everything dark and t3 isn’t that useful

[sinful valve]

Blocks shots like crazy

[wary valley]

U receive picture

[vagrant cargo]

i only have 1 pmc kill

lvl 30

[wary valley]

Zamn

[sinful valve]

Wtf

[uncut depot]

samples made me buy black and violet card and spam labs but I found my last stim on sanitar so it was all for nothing lmaoo fuck samples

[sinful valve]

We playing the same game?

[vagrant cargo]

I MEANT for punishwe 4

[pure mist]

I only have 0

[vagrant cargo]

opusniehr 5

4

[wary valley]

Can confirm

[pure mist]

Samples so easy lol

[vagrant cargo]

samples is for cunts

[vagrant cargo]

gello cunt

[wary valley]

Just go labs

[pure mist]

Got it done at level 31 and took one black run

[uncut depot]

pls tell me how you do it, it took me a week bro

[vagrant cargo]

I CSNT BUY LABS CARDS

[vagrant cargo]

wow look at this cunt with his labs cards

[sinful valve]

Camp the doors 💀

[wary valley]

U will run labs with me when i unretire

[open hedge]

I need to finish samples

[pure mist]

Hit black and that’s it lol

[vagrant cargo]

pls unretire for me

[wary valley]

Soon

[uncut depot]

no shit lmao I bought black card just for the stims and still got my last stim of sanitar

[pure talon]

🤡 Quiz #49, for new players with a nice reward for the winner 🤡

Here we go again!

A small impromptu quiz for new players (level under 40).
The winner will get a complete and free loadout, batteries included, on a map of his choice.

Everyone can enter, your region doesn't matter. You'll host the game and you'll be playing on your servers.

Message me with a screenshot of your overall if you want to enter.
Entry will close in 15 minutes. Quiz will take place in 20 minutes.

[vagrant cargo]

once streets is out ill just sit at the entrance asking ppl to bring me with them

[wary valley]

Who?

[uncut depot]

scam

[pure mist]

I’m getting 5 stims on average

[dusky geyser]

damn, truly is a scam

[echo geode]

should I sell the 11SR or keep it?

[sinful valve]

Nah he’s legit

Keep

[sterile minnow]

no?

[dusky geyser]

was here for i think a month already lol

[open hedge]

How would he scam you

[pure mist]

Most I’ve gotten was 8 or 9 stims

[vagrant cargo]

wdym batteries included

I NEED A KIT

[uncut depot]

black is usually 9-12 stims from my experience

[pure talon]

48 players scammed so far this wipe, lol

[vagrant cargo]

PLEASe give me

[sterile minnow]

hes giving YOU shit, not the other way, might wanna learn what a scam is

[wary valley]

Ive gotten 2 ledxs from one black

[pure mist]

What? Impossible lol

[sinful valve]

It’s good if u play interchange

[dusky geyser]

damn keep the good work up

[pure mist]

On average no way 9 stims lol

[uncut depot]

not impossible, very possible

[uncut depot]

black is so cracked this wipe

[dry flame]

Someone want to help me with Mechanic mision (Introduction)

[open hedge]

How do I get black if I’m broke

[uncut depot]

black is the reason my stims case is half empty just so I can carry all the stims bro

[pure mist]

Actually let me see my screenshots