#beginners-assistance

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gloomy heart
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i just got a lvl 38 one

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should i sell?

bold kernel
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yes. usually don't keep anything until quest needs it

gloomy heart
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ok ty

tardy pond
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I sometimes gather them as trophies but selling them is fine

gloomy heart
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xD

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i go in factory as a scav and see someone running to extract smack them with the adar and they got popped and they were stacked xD

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first play

tardy pond
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Roflmao

gloomy heart
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funny thing was that they had a teir 4 armour and the bullets in the adar had 2 effectiveness xD

formal nova
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@mental nacelle yeah these reserve runs ain’t workin lmao

tardy pond
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@gloomy heart usually the head isnt protected by their body armor :P

gloomy heart
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am too good

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is that what ur saying

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well the helmet he had on sells for 90k

mental nacelle
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they do

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you just need to make em work

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;d

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whenever my friend is up for a game ill tag you

gloomy heart
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im gonna start doing reserve when i can buy the keys for them

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cos the keys for reserve aint cheap lol

mental nacelle
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you dont need keys

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to make money on reserve

gloomy heart
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really

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ive watched people do runs but they always go into like marked room and that

mental nacelle
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well if your gonna go geard yes

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if your gonan do loot runs

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then nah your fine whithout them

gloomy heart
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where do u go on reserve to make money then?

mental nacelle
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school servers underground ect ect

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decent loot

bold birch
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Not really a beginner but hard stuck on golden swag/most dorms quests, it just seems no matter how i approach it i either get unlucky and make there when the scav boss is there or there are a ton of platers. I even sat in a building and waited till 15 min left and still got sniped from the roof. Wut do?

bold kernel
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if you spawn close get n rush car extract... or just hold out till last 5-10 and rush an exit... just keep at it.

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finding a community and a team can help reduce number of hostile slots...

tardy pond
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@gloomy heart reserve marked keys are like 50k i believe the rest is definitely not necessary

bold birch
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been trying to get a group together for it, but so far little luck. It doesn't help me that customs is by far my worst map, i know it well enough i just have an awful survival rate lol

high crescent
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I am stuck on the prapor quest for the bronze watch

tardy pond
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@gloomy heart also there's a lot of good loot, lot of tech spawns in buildings, underground bunkers, raiders can be killed. Etc etc

high crescent
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I’ve gotten the watch

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But I always die lmao

bold birch
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i feel your pain @high crescent each new patch is a struggle cus of that damn map

high crescent
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Ya I said fuck Them lmao. I’m level 15 trying to do a level 2 quest it’s not worth my energy

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The hideout can suck a fat nut

bold birch
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well i dont know about that one, im making like 700k a day passive lol

high crescent
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I can’t level the traders without the quest

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But fuck me therapist is so thicc

gloomy heart
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700k passive

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wtf

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from bitcoin?

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@tardy pond probably i just dont know where to look ngl

bold birch
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T2 bit coin and effective use of building out mag boxes by using blue fuel as the only fuel i use

tardy pond
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@gloomy heart pestily has a recent video on reserve watch that :P

prisma stag
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hi folks. can anyone suggest budget rifle (not mosin and prefferable not bolt action) which can be used as a sniper rifle for short/medium distances?

gloomy heart
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link possibly?

high crescent
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“Oi Mates today on tarkov were gonna be running reserve. You don’t need any guns or anything. Just the hatchet like every other player on the map”

split vapor
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lit any semi rifle

novel haven
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Any new players under level 5 looking for some start up assistance?

high crescent
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Hehe ya start up assistance

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Make sure to bring the 300k u got

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And that ak74u

prisma stag
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@split vapor can you please elaborate? "any" is like adar? m1a? or what?

novel haven
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The first few runs in this game are the toughest and turn alot of people away. I'm happy to coach someone through some raids.

split vapor
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lit any

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tbh lit any rifle

prisma stag
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well, thanks

jolly swift
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@novel haven i'm down to learn

split vapor
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well you did ask

jolly swift
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level 3

prisma stag
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just tried a few (of cource with pretty nice ammo) but wasn't happy. but maybe it just me, lol

novel haven
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@jolly swift Meet me in Duo channel X-ray brutha

tardy pond
thin estuary
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What ammo would you use for FiveSeveN?

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the black tip one?

tardy pond
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@prisma stag well it depends on what youre looking for man, no bolt action sniper can pretty much be any gun

tardy pond
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I run a fal as a sniper sometimes lol

split vapor
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fuckin bot just yeeted my shit

prisma stag
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@thin estuary best you can afford, taking into account ammo chart

bold kernel
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what kind of goodies do i get if i upgrade my normal tarkov account to edge of darkness? i mean items generally

split vapor
thin estuary
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but whats the really best one @prisma stag (for labs e.x)

split vapor
gloomy heart
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@tardy pond ty

tardy pond
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@bold kernel you can see it on the website

prisma stag
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@thin estuary you want to pen lvl3 and make as much damage as this bullet can - just use this for bullets decision for any weapon

thin estuary
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for killing raiders

bold kernel
thin estuary
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ok thanks

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but why lvl3?

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WOuldnt be lvl4 pen better? @prisma stag

split vapor
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what is this a picture for ants

tardy pond
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@bold kernel you get the difference not everything again, you dont for example get another safe container

prisma stag
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sure

thin estuary
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But why are you saying lvl3 then?

bold kernel
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yeah so the 3x3 replaces the one i have right now ?

tardy pond
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Yeah

bold kernel
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and what about those items

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weapons and gear

prisma stag
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btw, that would be great if you find ammo with good pen and 80+ dmg to oneshot

tardy pond
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You get the difference

bold kernel
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"difference"?

tardy pond
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Yeah

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Lets say you haveeft behind

split vapor
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you what the difference in items

bold kernel
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Do all those gear transfer to my stash or what

split vapor
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yeah

bold kernel
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i have normal edition

prisma stag
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@split vapor thanks, will try something of these

tardy pond
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You dont get everything included in that again

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You get whats different between those two

thin estuary
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ok thanks @prisma stag

bold kernel
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aaaahhh ok

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sorry for being autistic

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rofl

tardy pond
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@bold kernel you get it sent as a mail

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Np

bold kernel
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ok cool

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maybe ill buy this sheeiitt

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tarkov is a cool game and i wish to support it's creators

high crescent
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Bsg aren’t cool

prisma stag
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@bold kernel it worth this, can confirm

high crescent
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They committed 14m euros of tax fraud a couple years ago

tardy pond
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I upgraded to eod aswell purely for extra stash and gamma

bold kernel
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bsg is cooler than many beta bois

prisma stag
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at least traders rep and gamma

tardy pond
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Oh right and the traders

high crescent
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Bsg would be a lot cooler if the servers didn’t die every couple hours

bold kernel
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lol

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so upgrading my stash in hideout was for nothing if i buy edge of darkness?

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i just spent like 3mil there

split vapor
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also yeah basically Geralt

tardy pond
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@split vapor whats that barrel?

bold kernel
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Hmm..

gloomy heart
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no @bold kernel but on the next wipe u wont have to spend it on that

split vapor
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for?

tardy pond
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The tx

bold kernel
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well yeah

split vapor
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the normal stock one it comes with

bold kernel
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YOLO ill go buy this EOD

prisma stag
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@high crescent they didn't, it just evil forces curses srrvers. like 15 mins of "awaiting session start" for me rn

bold kernel
split vapor
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plus the stock surpressor

gloomy heart
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buy me one too xD

tardy pond
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@split vapor oh rip im dumb

abstract spindle
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how low armor points is too low? or doesn't that matter?

split vapor
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the tx is stock but the grips and scopes

tardy pond
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I believe anything below 60% shouldnt be used

high crescent
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Ya that’s BSG shitting the bed

split vapor
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depends on the armor tbh

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like a 30/60 gen4 is trash

high crescent
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I bet u 100 roubles that Nikita hosts the game on like 50 raspberry pi’s in his garage

split vapor
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but a 40/50 tactec is fine

weary bear
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hello someone can help me with leting me know what silencer can go on the glock 18c ?

split vapor
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You dont

abstract spindle
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I see. got a 8.4 on my lvl 4 armour. So I guess that one is trashed

prisma stag
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@high crescent 50? are kidding? 25 is max

split vapor
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the barrel has a milled in compensator on top

high crescent
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U get the drum instead

tardy pond
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But thats a difference of 50% dura on the gen 4and 80% on the tactex @split vapor

bold kernel
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da fuq

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i already paid 44euros for the game

tardy pond
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@abstract spindle yes it is

high crescent
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Maybe bro. The eu players are probably used to it

bold kernel
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now that im trying to upgrade to EOD it costs Total€104.62

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? ? ?

high crescent
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Yeah

tardy pond
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When the durability goes down, so does the effectiveness of the armor

split vapor
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E like i said depends on the armor

high crescent
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You have standard rn?

bold kernel
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150euros ??

tardy pond
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@bold kernel eod is like 140 euros man

bold kernel
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yes standard

prisma stag
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@bold kernel are sure you are "upgrading"?

bold kernel
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i am upgrading

high crescent
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Yeah if I wanna upgrade it’s like 125 cad for me

bold kernel
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SubTotal€75.00
Payment System Fee€9.37
VAT 24%€20.25
Total€104.62

split vapor
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dude

tardy pond
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Rip taxes :P

split vapor
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fuck your countrys vat

prisma stag
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@bold kernel sounds like bying new copy, tbh (guessing based on price in rubs)

split vapor
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thats fucking theft

bold kernel
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INDEED

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fuck finland

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corrupt piece of shit country

split vapor
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you didnt hear this from me

bold kernel
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weather sucks too

split vapor
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but just vpn that shit

high crescent
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That’s that free healthcare cost right there

prisma stag
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@bold kernel that's sucks, man...

bold kernel
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sry bout my french

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"free healthcare" is scam basically

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if u didnt know

tardy pond
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@bold kernel same here in the Netherlands bro

high crescent
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Not in Canada

bold kernel
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they dont even do it well here even if its free

high crescent
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Ya same here kinda

bold kernel
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lul

prisma stag
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@bold kernel are you buying EU edition? maybe some VPN from another european country will help?

wheat ether
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is it just me who is stuck on profile data loading screen

high crescent
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I once had a doctor tell me I was fine then when I went to another they told me I had pneumonia

bold kernel
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those who have money go straight to private healthcare

high crescent
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No the game just sucks Kooks

split vapor
bold kernel
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😄

split vapor
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tax what is that

bold kernel
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No taxes at all for buying a PC GAME

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that seems just normal

high crescent
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A 500 doctor visit is what that is

bold kernel
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why do i live in finland

high crescent
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$

slate sail
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is there a way to refuel empty cans?

bold kernel
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people barely go outside in the winters anyway here

high crescent
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Because u are EU chuck

split vapor
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like i said jsut vpn it,but you didnt hear that from me

high crescent
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Just move bro

gloomy heart
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wait

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if u vpn u dont pay tax

prisma stag
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why do I live in Russia?..

gloomy heart
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surely not

bold kernel
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that vpn shit dont work

split vapor
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just vpnto america

bold kernel
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it still sees where im from

high crescent
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If u live in Russia u probably are one of the strongest races

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U have a tracker

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Call the cyber police

gloomy heart
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xD

split vapor
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thats the entire point of a vpn

gloomy heart
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thats mad

split vapor
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they dont know where

bold kernel
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i bet the trackers are cyber police (for real) hahah

gloomy heart
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i payed like mad tax

prisma stag
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@high crescent torrent trackers? yeah, a few :)

split vapor
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bully hunters is gonna come after you

bold kernel
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maybe goverment doesnt like me for dissing their shit

split vapor
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oh wait that failed after 2 days

high crescent
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I’m about 50% that version of Ableton I torrented put a bit miner on my computer

bold kernel
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whatever

gloomy heart
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wonder when its gonna start

bold kernel
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this money is goverments anyway that im using to buy EOD

high crescent
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Ya dude that’s tarkov

bold kernel
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IrONY

high crescent
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You payed for this remember

split vapor
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nothing is ever free

high crescent
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It’s in the rights u read off

mild crag
high crescent
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Y dude

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Ya

gloomy heart
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ip banned

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rip

high crescent
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That’s literally the game

gloomy heart
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hit the 8 miniute mark xD

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what shall i do?

high crescent
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We can’t talk about the servers too much

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Or else the admin comes

split vapor
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tbh idk how yall break your game that much

mild crag
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oh its a server side error?

split vapor
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cant relate to ingame problems

high crescent
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By living in NA

gloomy heart
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what to do if awaiting session start

high crescent
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Ya anything wrong with this game is server side

gloomy heart
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shall i reset

high crescent
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Chill out bro

bold kernel
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do i need to activate EOD now

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that i bought it

high crescent
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Hit a fat July

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Juul

gloomy heart
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xD

high crescent
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Oh god u shilled out

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Nikita buys another rasberry pi to host another server every time u buy EOD

prisma stag
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finally get into map. 1.5 mins left. did I managed to escape? sure not

bold kernel
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Do i get an ACTIVATION CODE or what for EOD??

gloomy heart
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no

bold kernel
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i just bought it

gloomy heart
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no

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u dont get owt

bold kernel
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Wut

gloomy heart
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scammer gets scammed

high crescent
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You get mail

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Check ur email bro

bold kernel
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yes

high crescent
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So you can the email Nikita sent u

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Saying

bold kernel
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i dont see any mails

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where dem codes be

high crescent
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“Thanks for the free money dick bag hope you enjoy 5 minute of server runtime”

bold kernel
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dunno

high crescent
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I do

bold kernel
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i have already 300 hours in tarkov

high crescent
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He sent the same one to my friend

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Ya I have like 100

bold kernel
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i think only 1% of that was offline

prisma stag
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@bold kernel wait few mins, refreshing eft website

high crescent
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I can guarantee u that 50% of that was me on the loading screen

prisma stag
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once it says that you own new edition - restart game

bold kernel
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my game isnt on

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u mean the launcher?

prisma stag
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launcher too, but check the edition on website firstly

flat cipher
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it'll say on the launcher when it activeates

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might take 1 minute, might take 20

prisma stag
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for me it tooks like 7-10 mins for website to get info about payment and show me updated info in my profile

bold kernel
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got an email now

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restart?

prisma stag
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restart, but I'd suggest to check profile first

bold kernel
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it shows EOD

prisma stag
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not sure which email do you mean: from payment system or from eft

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nice, restart launcher and enjoy new stash

bold kernel
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fuq yea

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it reads eod nows

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ill go mire' my stash

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lol this stash is huge

split vapor
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well you should not have the game open when you make an upgrade

prisma stag
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huh, it's just first look. became a loot goblin and that won't fit all shit even with containers

bold kernel
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who are ya talking to shoot

candid zealot
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Hey all! anyone want to help me out and be a sherpa ? (EU)

bold kernel
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imma go rat now

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rat till my new stash is full of cheddar

prisma stag
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@bold kernel do whatever you want, but try to not be exit camper, lol

bold kernel
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im not

prisma stag
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nice

bold kernel
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i destroy fools

prisma stag
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so, I'll be destroyed :(

candid zealot
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"shakes hand with @prisma stag "

fluid jasper
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is the server down for you too ? EU

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im stuck in profile data loading

candid zealot
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no its up and running

prisma stag
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well, attempt number 12764 to kill 10 scavs with ironsight mosin... wish me luck

bold kernel
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wow so much crap from mail

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looks cool but kinda isnt

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what is KATT??

prisma stag
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@bold kernel scabbard

bold kernel
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i already had RR icepick

prisma stag
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you can replace your bayonet

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then you can sell it

bold kernel
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i just bought 6mil icepick dude

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does KATT have some special properties like rr?

prisma stag
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why? you can just die 60 times trying to hunt woods boss

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nope, just more damage than bayonet

split vapor
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kiba arms tac toma

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it used to have a real name

bold kernel
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i got 2 of those from eod

split vapor
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but they changed it

fluid jasper
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is anyone else stuck in profile data loading??

prisma stag
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@fluid jasper close game and choose another servers

fluid jasper
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worked

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thanks

prisma stag
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auto servers are nice until you hit the broken one...

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damn, started battle with mosing and without spare ammo. guess who will die soon?

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yeah,it was me

high crescent
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Thanks for the update buddy

winged relic
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level 31 looking for someone to play labs......dont know the map that well

prisma stag
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you are welcome, mate

high crescent
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I wouldn’t run it then buddy

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Or better yet

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Don’t tell ppl u wanna run labs but don’t kno the map

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Just say hey I know labs really well m I’m the best player I beat pestily and fucked his wife

winged relic
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how the f**** does some one learn labs u half a tard

high crescent
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Offline mode

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U fucking idiot

winged relic
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yea im good thx

high crescent
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Lmaoo what

prisma stag
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easy...

high crescent
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Ya that’s a jah picture

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Juice was better imo

formal nova
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What keys open up the bunkers on reserves?

molten ermine
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The guide quest do I need to survive 7 straight raids one at each map? Or just survive once on each map after I get the quest.

gloomy heart
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what to do with gp coin?

charred pendant
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Eyyy, Anyone want to play?

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I anyone wants to play. Just letting you know I have an HDD not an SSD. Will be getting one soon though.

slim fern
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@molten ermine once on each map, with as many deaths you want in between. It still counts

molten ermine
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Thank you so much. I was scared. I’m going for kappa

ornate moss
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fastest way to find propane?

molten ermine
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Olli interchange

slim fern
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Interchange

split vapor
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scam

dawn plover
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is there a way to level strength that doesn't involve grenades or hitting a friend in the leg?

onyx wraith
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Walking overweight, happens naturally in game when you are very looted. Otherwise you can bring heavy items and just walk around

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Important to note you will only level it while walking overweight, sprinting will level endurance instead

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It also takes a VERY long time

dawn plover
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anything that will fit in a gamma?

tardy pond
onyx wraith
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Any time you use up a metal fuel tank you can bring it into raid instead of just selling it for 450 roubles, I know people use this a lot. Although last I checked, a single one doesn't put you overweight by itself

split vapor
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valday bad

dawn plover
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aight ill check it out

tardy pond
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im gonna change them for tactecs i think

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uhh

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i mean

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tac 30

spare mist
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anyone have a good guide for lab extracts?

split vapor
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!wiki labs

broken quailBOT
tardy pond
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this was to 1 raider btw

lime dune
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Really need some help with some raids plz 😦

rigid spire
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can I put a keytool inside of a docs case?

bold kernel
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@rigid spire nope

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@lime dune help like your lfg or help like your trying to do something?

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@tardy pond Yup. If your using flesh rounds though... can get some pretty insane numbers I'm sure. They heal too.

vapid maple
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I could use a 2nd. Just trying to make some money and not die instantly

bold kernel
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Anyone wanna help me figure this out?

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I just got the game today and would love a buddy to play with

formal nova
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Are the servers on fire rn

gleaming comet
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does anyone know what rubles and dollers amount too?

honest citrus
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Should i sell tetriz for roubles

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or bitcoin?

lime dune
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@bold kernel I just need help in general. I'm new to the game

floral hatch
honest citrus
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I suggest looking up the quest on wiki, tells you everything, location when and where and how @floral hatch

tame karma
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Trying to update the game and I get a message that EscapeFromTarkov_Data\StreamingAssets\Windows\assets\content\locations\bunker\bunker_2.bundle" id in use by another application. Has this been happening to folks frequently?

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Hitting skip, cancel, or even X-ing the popup just loops it to show up again

prisma stag
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have you tried to rename this file and try again?

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also your AV software may hold it

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question: at what time (in-game) it is dark enough for NV googles? 20? 21? 22?

radiant sentinel
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is there a less dumb way of loading ammo; if it's in my inventory i have to take the mag out and then put the ammo in the mag then reload the mag -- in the character screen

prisma stag
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nope. if you don't have loaded mag then you should load unfold mag (one by one in raid and whole mag in stash)

cunning bane
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that's pretty much how you have to do it

tardy pond
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@bold kernel i believe it was tpz fmj or something like it in a hunter, was on a scav run took like 7 headshots to kill one raider then git flanked by another :(

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@gleaming comet what do you mean?

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@honest citrus how much does the tetriz sell for?

vapid maple
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@tardy pond fmj is trash ammo.. wont do much to armor

gleaming comet
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alrdy figured it out

tardy pond
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I am well aware :p not much i can do about it on a scav run

bold kernel
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Bad luck then. I've had players survive snb shot straight down to top of head. armor rng and richoche just craps on some shots.

tardy pond
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Yeah

honest citrus
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@tardy pond

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130k

tardy pond
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Not that it matters but just funny how i dealt such an amount to armor on one raider

bold kernel
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@lime dune Have you tried the sherpa hub?

prisma stag
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@tardy pond at least you can drop shitty ammo and use scav's knife. if you into BDSM...

bold kernel
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!Sherpahub

jovial starBOT
tardy pond
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Buy the bitcoin sell it to therapist @honest citrus

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@prisma stag thats hot

spare mist
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what is the best 5.56x45?

tardy pond
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!wiki ballistics

broken quailBOT
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Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Ballistics are an important part of Escape from Tarkov. They play a big role in firefights and often determine the outcomes. Choosing the right weapon, ammo and gear is one of the most important parts in coming out on top of fighting.
All the data displayed below is the product of NoFoodAfterMidnight. This page is aimed at spreading the knowledge he uncovered, and making it easy to understand for new players.

prisma stag
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pic few screens above

honest citrus
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@tardy pond Sell what to therapist?

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The bitcoin?

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Didnt know she buys them

spare mist
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i was told that it wasnt up to date is that true?

tardy pond
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@spare mist m995

prisma stag
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yep, if some files are obsolete then you aren't up to date

tardy pond
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@honest citrus yep sells for about the same as on the flea but not fee

honest citrus
#

gotcha, done

#

thanks

spare mist
#

what about for something more affordable?

tardy pond
#

No worries

#

M855a1

gleaming comet
#

anyone wanna run sum raids pmc and scavs....NA servers only and lvl 10+

tardy pond
#

If you think thats expensive the next tier down is m80 i.believe

spare mist
#
  • accuracy is better then more recoil?
tardy pond
#

Wut?

honest citrus
#

recoil is how much your gun moves when you shoot

#

more is bad

spare mist
#

M8856A1<M855A1

bold kernel
spare mist
#

thats the question

tardy pond
#

6a1 has less pen i belie e

bold kernel
#

Take your pick of the answer.

#

most ppl favour higher pen

subtle knot
#

is geting a kill after you die a bug or did you kill someone?

bold kernel
#

ppl can bleed out

tardy pond
#

Or you can trade

subtle knot
#

k i died at 16:50 and he died 18

bold kernel
#

might be old raid info? sure it's accurate?

plucky roost
#

how can i see only 100/100 fuel in flea market ?

bold kernel
#

try filtering condition 100/100

plucky roost
#

that is not working for me

prisma stag
#

@subtle knot few mins ago killed scav who killed me (shooted at same time). get killed by person who killed by me - not a bug, I believe. plus bleeding is possible

plucky roost
hushed furnace
#

@plucky roost what do you mean?

#

that means there's no fuel in it

bold kernel
#

actually didn't they patch out being able to list empty cans?

hushed furnace
#

no @bold kernel

bold kernel
#

oh I see it now.

plucky roost
#

so i cant see 100/100 fuels ?

hushed furnace
#

not for 7 k

#

lmao

#

try like 90k

bold kernel
#

try quality instead of condition?

plucky roost
#

no not working

hushed furnace
#

its working exactly as intended just gotta find at what point they are selling full ones

bold kernel
#

hm... well can always list traders only or find more in raid

hushed furnace
#

condition filter does not work @plucky roost

#

for anyone

plucky roost
#

ok how much for full metal tank

onyx wraith
#

89k from Jaeger

plucky roost
#

dont have that boy

hushed furnace
#

and about the same in flea

plucky roost
#

ok

hushed furnace
#

honestly the other one is a better deal tho @plucky roost

#

since the expeditionary fuel tank is selling most of the time the same price empty or full

zealous jasper
honest citrus
#

I know u dont level up your PMC level when playing scav

#

but do you level up your skills?

#

Like strength etc

zealous jasper
#

dont think so brother

bold kernel
#

scav only provides loot to pmc. it gives nothing else.

honest citrus
#

Gotcha, I got confused cuz it said endurance level 6 achhieved or something

#

on a scav run

bold kernel
#

Scavs them selves can grow skills in raid but I'm not familiar with any other type of progression

zealous jasper
bold kernel
#

far as I know they spawn with random

zealous jasper
#

just reset my account

#

lol

hushed furnace
#

@honest citrus scavs have their own leveled skills. you can check your scavs levels only in a scav raid and going to skills tab

bold kernel
zealous jasper
#

shit lol ty

lunar jetty
#

@honest citrus your scav will have a level and skills independant. and they will level up seperately. the only difference between ur pmc and the scav is your scav starts at a random starting for all skills. and your pmc started at 0.

honest citrus
#

aaaahhh

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Thanks guys

subtle knot
#

nvm watched the vid i got one

bold kernel
#

played 2 games, spawned twice, dead twice, xD love this game and im jsut duyikng, never been so calm about duyinjg lol

edgy hatch
#

i grouped with 2 of my friends

#

and when we start

#

they get put

#

in a different game

spare mist
#

you are not quing correctly

#

@edgy hatch make sure ur friends in game first itl be easier. Make sure ur in the same lobby at same time and have one of you invite your 2 friends missing for group then que

prisma stag
#

is there any chance to predict which exits are open rather than arriving and looking if there is a light or not? may be something like "if on one side of the map tin can is here then exit X on other side of a map most likely open"?
that suck when I do a great raid and loose everything because I didn't calculated the travel time correctly, wasting time for closes available but closed exit :(

hushed furnace
#

nope

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you have to visually confirm

#

that's the point of the extract

prisma stag
#

me sad

#

thanks

bold kernel
#

dont go to ones with questionmarks

hushed furnace
#

there's always going to be 1 extract that is garenteed @prisma stag its the one without the ????

lime dune
#

Is there any way that someone can help me with some Custom Raids and stuff like that?

#

I'm fairly new and just need some help

exotic moat
#

anyone wanna help a newbie out?

high crescent
#

Yes install nvidea freestyle

#

I never used it until level 16 and it’s a completely different world

heady flax
#

anyone wanna a new player out im a hands on person i just want to learn factory

frank beacon
#

If ur on later ill be playing customs i can run with some noobs

civic fulcrum
#

looking for someone to show me the ropes?

#

can never figure out where im at when looking at the customs maps

high crescent
#

Alternatively u can get a Sherpa

zinc rapids
#

Do I need to do the whole quest again? I already extracted succesfully from a game, or do I need to extract from a shoreline game?

#

(fishing gear quest)

idle bluff
#

Just extract.

zinc rapids
#

I just extracted from a raid and it didin't count

idle bluff
#

Meet the conditions for surviving the raid on Shoreline, not just doing a runthrough.

zinc rapids
#

Has to be on shoreline? I did extract with 2k xp points from reserve

idle bluff
#

Yes, Shoreline.

zinc rapids
#

thx

slim fern
#

jaeger's dehydration quest requires 0 hydration?

idle bluff
#

Yes.

slim fern
#

if the mayo is 50/100, do I still get -99 hydration?

bold kernel
#

Anyone wanna help me with some stuff im new and just need to learn some and get some weapons pm me please 🙂

wicked stirrup
sturdy heart
#

@wicked stirrup watch tips/tricks guides on youtube

wicked stirrup
#

i do

sturdy heart
#

Is your pc / peripherals limiting you

#

like if you run at 20fps or smth

wicked stirrup
#

around 75

sturdy heart
#

do you play with speakers or headphones

wicked stirrup
#

headphones

sturdy heart
#

how do you die most of the time

wicked stirrup
#

It’s a mix

#

Like dying in fights getting sniped/surprised etc

sturdy heart
#

are you dying in fights because of aim or you are loading mags into them and they kill you first

#

Try learn maps by playing offline with just scavs and use online maps

#

idk

wicked stirrup
#

Both

#

Ok the map I just keep dying

#

Ik*

sturdy heart
#

do you mainly play solo or do you queue with others

wicked stirrup
#

most of the time with others but sometimes solo

river nova
#

how do i get into a beginner's room?

#

vc, i mean

wicked stirrup
#

there are only 5 spots at a time so you gotta wait

cursive shoal
#

i play solos only and sometimes i make out like a bandit but mostly i just suck at aiming and get blasted

dry moss
#

Yo i got a question ... do you need red rebel or not

cursive shoal
#

as far as i know the red rebel helps with certain extracts

stone surge
#

@dry moss only if you play reserve a lot

#

or perhaps woods

#

I myself really hate both those maps, so I never bought one

dry moss
#

So I can still easily extract without it on reserve

stone surge
#

not easily no

#

a lot of them have restrictions

dry moss
#

What types of extracts are there that have no restrictions

stone surge
#

bunker door

cursive shoal
#

hole in wall by mountains, cp fence, bunker doors

stone surge
#

hole in wall is not pmc

cursive shoal
#

i understand, but there isn't a restriction on it

stone surge
#

well he just asked if he would be fine w/o red rebel

dry moss
#

I guess its good enough for me

stone surge
#

so he's referring to pmc xd

cursive shoal
#

fair

dry moss
#

Now i just need someone to play with me

cursive shoal
#

i just need to learn how to aim

dry moss
#

I got thermal and everything too

stone surge
#

it's basically just bunker door that's an option @dry moss

#

if you have a backpack/rig

#

and you need to activate (or wait for it) the button

dry moss
#

So can you do cp fence too

stone surge
#

which is at the other side of the map

#

and you have 4-5mins

#

to get to the bunekr

#

no

#

cp fence is scav

dry moss
#

Bruh moment

#

Ok whelp

worthy cobalt
#

What ammo for the m4 should I buy if money is not an issue?

stone surge
#

Reserve has aids extracts w/o RR

#

@worthy cobalt m995

#

and m855a1 if you can't afford it.

#

no other options besides those 2

#

that are 'good'

dry moss
#

I will just wait for armored train ig

stone surge
#

just keep in mind that armored train & bunker door

#

spawn raiders

#

and train lures geared players

#

and you cant hide in there

#

not really anyways

worthy cobalt
#

ok guess I will go for the m855a1 then since the m995 is just ridiculous

stone surge
#

@worthy cobalt fair enough m855a1 is pretty decent

stoic zealot
#

lmfao i went up against a 5 man in woods

#

so worth

stone surge
#

you can also put m855a1 at bottom, m995 at top

#

and refill with m995 from container

#

meaning you shoot with deadly bullets, but if you die, you dont lose as much

#

since you have m855a1 on the bottom of your mags

#

m855a1 works fine up to tier 4 and OK-ish vs tier 5.

#

though

worthy cobalt
#

maybe. Its just insane price difference between them

stone surge
#

m855a1 will be fine till ur more comfy with the m4 🙂

#

esp if ur m4 isn't heavily modded

worthy cobalt
#

I was just curios if people skipped the 995 because of less flesh dmg or something but I doubt I cant afford enough of that yet. Its the first time trying an m4 to so its kinda an test of sorts :P1

stone surge
#

nah m995 is the big dick bullet

#

one of the best in the game

#

high velocity, insane penetration esp paired with the fire rate of m4/hk.

#

shreds geared players, any player really.

#

The only bullet that isn't as good because of the low flesh damage and high pen, would be the ignolnik (7n39) for AK

#

5.45x39

#

1 step lower in pen (5.45x39 BS) performs overall better than 7n39

#

despite being worse in penetration

worthy cobalt
#

If I find that I can use the m4 well enough I will start buying the more expensive when I can afford it but for now I will just see if I can survive this raid with my best gear 😄

stone surge
#

just keep in mind, my personal advice. Don't bring in gear you're not comfy losing; if you're not comfy losing you'll be afraid to even play the map

#

and you'll play weird / too safe and most likely die because ur not playing like u normally would

#

map knowledge will grand you more kills and gives you a better chance extracting than better gear

worthy cobalt
#

I dont care if I lose it. My way of thinking is to use what I want to and have fun. If I cant afford it I just have to farm up again. Will never get better by just running scav runs and getting 100k a raid

stone surge
#

Map knowledge is the most important

#

to learn

worthy cobalt
#

More fun to play with a good kit than just run around with a basic sks all the itme

stone surge
#

knowing what ways you can take to get from A to B

#

and hearing sound (metal/wood) and knowing where he/she is

worthy cobalt
#

But yeah map knowlage is the most important skill in this game

#

but that can only be better by playing

stone surge
#

yup

#

I personally went in with really expensive gear the moment I got my first few million

worthy cobalt
#

I will answere when I die or extract brb 😛

stone surge
#

find it more fun and even if you get broke, it's also a journey to get ur money back

#

GL

cursive shoal
#

i love the game, i truly do, i just wanna get better at it lol. there are days that i lose everything and days i get kitted guns from pmc's every other raid

glacial zodiac
#

Anyone wanna play?

bold kernel
#

Im just running budget runs

stone surge
#

@cursive shoal happens over time

#

generally people start to get comfy in the game around lvl 20-25

cursive shoal
#

part of me just looks at a lot of it like grinding quests, which is probably why i die a lot because i focus too much on finding shit lol

stone surge
#

i havent even done that many quests myself

#

i only did the bare minimum to get every trader tier 4

#

prob done max about 8 quests for prapor lol

amber saffron
#

hey veyx

stone surge
#

Aloha

amber saffron
#

i hit level 40 btw GWlulurdMmmYea

stone surge
#

Not bad, that's a lot of playing honestly

#

lol

amber saffron
#

lul

#

super happy with all max trades

#

traders*

#

and most importantly my new outfit

stone surge
#

yes max traders is amazing

#

fuck those skammaz players trying to merch items

#

:4

amber saffron
#

exactly 😤

indigo laurel
#

New to EFT anyone want to run?

worthy cobalt
#

@stone surge done. To you last sentence after I went in. I also find it fun to use the best gear I can afford then if I go broke try to budgetrun myself up again to get a good loadout again 😄

#

What I have a hard time doing is all the tasks

#

Especially factory tasks

stone surge
#

ye factory tasks kinda suck

#

there's only a few that I did for LL4 though

#

aside from the first one (the package from customs) it's not too bad imo

worthy cobalt
#

yeah I got the package from customs and raid analyzer and fixing the contral boards. I'm fucking scared of doing it 😄

#

and some tasks I find impossible to actually go in to specifically do them. Like killing 4 pmcs with a headshot while having tremor

amber saffron
#

i can help

#

when i’m on game

#

if you want me to

worthy cobalt
#

Only if you are in eu

#

I'm a night owl so got noone to play with. And I dont want to play with high ping to NA

amber saffron
#

i play from mars

worthy cobalt
#

Man 30 min ping must be awesome

amber saffron
#

nikita mars servers when

worthy cobalt
#

yeah insane that they dont have that yet

quick shore
#

New to EFT anyone wanna group up help me get an understanding. Good aim just need help learning

worthy cobalt
#

are you in eu? 😄

#

Guess not

dry moss
#

Yo someone tryna give me a quick kit and do reserve?

cursive shoal
#

nothing pisses me off more than putting 6 bullets in someone and them turning and one tapping me through a level 4 helmet and face shield

bold kernel
#

What ammo did you have

cursive shoal
#

ap63's

bold kernel
#

Thats why

#

pistol rounds wont do too much

stone surge
#

@cursive shoal through faceshield or helmet?

#

can't be both :_)

worthy cobalt
#

Can you not fix holes in faceshield?

stone surge
#

and yea 6.3 isn't a great bullet for the amount of money spent

bold kernel
#

Replace faceshield

stone surge
#

you can fix faceshields by reparing yes

bold kernel
#

Faceshields usually arent too expensive

stone surge
#

but they need to be damaged enough

worthy cobalt
#

I have repaired it but there is still a hole

stone surge
#

so if a bullet reflected

#

you can't repair it

#

but it'll still show a bullethole

#

then u didnt repair it

worthy cobalt
#

hmm now its fixedx

#

I just went in to an offline raid to check and it was broke and now I went in to the hideout and its fixed

fair valley
#

anyone wana help out a new player?

stone surge
#

Also a thing to keep in mind with faceshields (any armor really). Repearing doesn't bring it back to it's full potential

#

it'll still be broken effectively.

#

a 40/40 (full faceshield) will have a higher chance holding bullets than a 30/30 faceshield (same faceshield type)

worthy cobalt
#

no I know I sell it when its like around 70% of what its was originaly

stone surge
#

the 30/30 faceshield is effectively a 30/40

amber saffron
#

face shields are such a waste of money 😩

wise atlas
#

Running as scav gives you xp?

#

For your PMC level

hushed furnace
#

@wise atlas no

#

you get scav xp

wise atlas
#

that sucks

#

Okay

#

Thank you

#

And what about for the general level?

hushed furnace
#

what general level

ancient falcon
#

how do you zoom in?

hushed furnace
#

Ctrl left click

#

I think is default

wise atlas
#

To unlock the market and all that

bold kernel
#

pmc

hushed furnace
#

@wise atlas that's off your PMC level

wise atlas
#

Okay

#

Thank you

hushed furnace
#

NP glad I could help

#

@ancient falcon was that it?

brazen owl
#

Someone told me that IFAKs dont heal a limb fully in one use, but salewas do, is that true?

hushed furnace
#

I mean it depends on how much HP but selewas do heal more per use

brazen owl
#

Like, suppose my arm is 1/60

#

Can IFAK heal completely in 1 use:

#

?

hushed furnace
#

no

brazen owl
#

Ok

#

ty

velvet vault
#

can anyone help me do the quest bullshit

light raven
#

Are there any pistols that 1 shot scavs to head?

split vapor
#

Pretty sure basically all will one tap an unarmored head

toxic stump
hushed furnace
#

@light raven any bullet has the capacity to one shot an unarmored head.

split vapor
#

To ther

#

Well yes but no will kinda

#

A few of the buckshot’s do sub 35 damage a pellet

hushed furnace
#

which is why I said any bullet not any round

split vapor
#

7n39 doesn’t like to one tap helmets si times

hushed furnace
#

and I didn't say anything about armor

vale helm
#

Hey guys, I'm wondering what effects volume does? I switch it from 0 to 100 and hear no difference in-game

acoustic timber
#

anyone else getting uses when playing with friends

#

one of u guys get it and one of u is matching

verbal summit
#

@acoustic timber yeah

azure lily
#

best "return value" item to buy and sell to skier to level him up?

deft patio
#

Saiga

#

@azure lily at least for first level lol

#

Oh dont know the best return value but, its the quickest

bold kernel
#

Ayy crafting my first mag case

weary bobcat
#

is there a way in which I can quickly practice throwing grenades and which is not offline mode (takes to long)? i keep dying from throwing grenades in game when im sure i throw them high enough, yesterday lost a 600k set because my grenade bounced back when i was sure i threw high enough

bold kernel
#

Level up strength

#

or else youre gonna be baby throwing them

hushed furnace
#

they throw farther when I a quick slot rather then pressing "g" too

steep thicket
#

ok explain this to me how can I unload an enitire mag into a scav and he doesnt die

azure lily
#

you didnt hit a vital part of his body

#

or you missed lol

bold kernel
#

I mean. you gotta hit him

azure lily
#

or his armor soaked it if you were shooting shit ammo

steep thicket
#

i was less than 5ft away i doubt i missed that many

tired brook
#

hey

#

what do yall think of stretch res in eft

#

like 1440x1080

bold kernel
#

when you have 3.3 mil but your inventory is a mess as a lvl 7 lmfao

polar quartz
#

when you're a new player that lost all their starter pistols and is stuck scav running with no success lmfao

spark hawk
#

I sold all my starting pistols 😂

hollow sedge
#

i sold all of mine a while ago as well

#

good look kuri

polar quartz
#

Thanks ;-;

#

I'm just gonna practice a little in offline then start scaving again

hollow sedge
#

what map?

polar quartz
#

Right now I'm doing Reserve

hollow sedge
#

good luck

polar quartz
bold kernel
#

Any mosinling wanna run customs xD

icy summit
#

mosling specifically?

bold kernel
#

I mean, thats what im running xD

icy summit
#

nothing wrong with a good mosing

#

you can make, quite cheaply

#

incredilby effective setup for a mosin

bold kernel
#

Oh Definitely, I got a pretty good one off of someone on shorline, that and a kitted M4

icy summit
past kraken
#

not sure if this is a 'beginner' question but I'm currently level 15 and have about 18m rubles plus my stash value. I've done little to nothing to my hideout except the first workbench, generator and med station; whats the best route to get a passive income setup from my hideout?

icy summit
#

few options, that are, thankfully

#

be able to operate at the same time

flat cipher
#

scav case, workbench upgrades for varius ammo crafting shenanigans

#

uhh

icy summit
#

lavoratory 3 can make magboxes at quite good profit + free fuel

flat cipher
#

blue fuel for mag cases with level 2 toilet

icy summit
#

lvl 2 is it?

bold kernel
#

actually the Lav only needs lvl 2

flat cipher
#

Yeah

icy summit
#

cooking one for sugar -> Moonshine

bold kernel
#

Im lvl 7 and just started crafting my first one

icy summit
#

Filter

flat cipher
#

and eventually the bitcoin farm

weary bobcat
#

how to lvl up strength?

celest olive
#

If you go into a raid without armor the game won't match you against other people without armor right?

bold kernel
#

bitcoin farm be ready to invest like 20mil tho

icy summit
#

like, power level?

bold kernel
#

Nope

flat cipher
#

@celest olive it's random

#

completely

swift flare
#

im crying atm

bold kernel
#

100% random

flat cipher
#

You might get matched against completely geared squads

swift flare
#

on a hard losing streak

celest olive
#

@flat cipher that's what I thought but this steamer I'm watching says otherwise

icy summit
#

do not cry bubbly

flat cipher
#

he's wrong

#

lol

celest olive
#

I figured

bold kernel
#

A streamer with false info

flat cipher
#

imagine

bold kernel
#

works for cnn

#

100%

flat cipher
#

that's not uncommon at all!

bold kernel
#

It really isnt lol

flat cipher
#

a streamer being wrong about a game?

#

neverrrr

swift flare
#

what do u boi reckon what map to play for money runs for a noob

flat cipher
#

Interchange

#

reserve

swift flare
#

do ya need keys or nar

icy summit
#

Inter you don't

#

reserve.... partially

flat cipher
#

server, tech room are both open by default

#

on reserve

#

there's also marked 1/2

#

which are cheap af

#

70k each

swift flare
#

ye only reserve key i have is RB psp1 but idk if its hard to get to one its in the hanger right

#

and arrr cc

flat cipher
#

psp1 is okay

#

tech spawn i think

bold kernel
icy summit
#

not a Reserve Material IMHO

flat cipher
#

I'd buy uhh

#

RB-BK,VO,RH,ORB1/3,TB, and AO

#

if you can

#

they're plenty of weapon related loots

#

which can sometimes sell for a lot

#

but you wanna prioritise getting to server/tech room

swift flare
#

cc to easy but which should i exatract train or hanger?

flat cipher
#

Train is usually easier

#

cause most people are gone by the time it leaves

swift flare
#

sweet cheers man

bold kernel
#

My customs mosin

blissful finch
#

Anyone encounter the badowner error after accepting quest rewards? its happened twice today 😠

#

I lose the items

hollow sedge
#

alt f4

#

stuff will be there when back

#

when recieving weapons try to to fold them in transfer screen

bold kernel
#

key 204 or 303 which is worth more

long spear
#

any newbs need help with anything in game?

blissful finch
#

What should I carry for dog tags AND keys? I thought the docs case would do it but it doesnt :<

long spear
#

docs case should do dog tags and keys both

#

pretty sure

blissful finch
#

Says that the item isnt compatible

hollow sedge
#

should i do keytool and dog tag case if i have the money instead of docs case?

blissful finch
#

Im thinking ill be doing that

bold kernel
#

SICC container

hollow sedge
#

bruh thats like 3mil

bold kernel
#

so

hushed furnace
#

I mean docs case can also hold bitcoin and cash as well as intelligence

hollow sedge
#

tru

hushed furnace
#

so I guess it depends non map/priorities

bold kernel
#

it holds money, dogtags, keys

hushed furnace
#

and is 3mil

blissful finch
#

It cant hold dogtags

hushed furnace
#

he was talking about sicc

blissful finch
#

docs case I mean

bold kernel
#

Sicc container can

blissful finch
#

oh

#

wanna spot me 3 mil

#

?

bold kernel
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3 mil isnt hard to get

hushed furnace
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lmao I don't even have 1

bold kernel
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im lvl 7 with almost 4mil

hushed furnace
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and I'm level 30

bold kernel
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Just got a full vaseline, full factory key off of a scav i killed

long spear
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if any new players want to run some raids with an experienced guy im bored

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whatever u want help with

blissful finch
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bro. Hard flex, but ok

long spear
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last i played docs case and sicc case could both hold dogtags

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unless they changed that

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but i doubt they would

hushed furnace
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they changed it

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docs do not hold dogtags

bold kernel
hushed furnace
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I don't want that dogtag unless I'm the one who did it

icy summit
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pretty nice Girthy

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Cross, im pretty

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like 85% sure

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that doc case can't hold Dogtags

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right now

flat cipher
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it doesnt

hushed furnace
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it dont

spark marsh
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The docs case doesnt sadly, tho the sicc case can, IIRC

bold kernel
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Oh wires sell like hotcakes

spark marsh
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Anything used in the hideout sells real fast

ancient falcon
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@bold kernel have you spent them yet though?

bold kernel
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Nah just crafting them passively, while im doing pistol runs

spark marsh
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if you can craft, make salewas, super cheap to make, and by the time your done your raid, your ready with the next one

bold kernel
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I make those too

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lmao

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I craft Salewas, Wires, and mag cases

spark marsh
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its a very nice passive income, it takes a little bit to set up, but deffs worth it

bold kernel
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Eh, its not too bad,

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Ive been above 3 mil since lvl 4

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I got alot of pistols coming back hopefully xD

amber saffron
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for my income i just scav case and bitcoin farm from hideout

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sometimes i do other stuff

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but this is the main two sources of income

bold kernel
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I mean late game yeah, but early game, I mean im crafting a 300kish item for free pretty much cause Im constantly finding the stuff to make it

spark marsh
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It can be hard to set up bitcoin early for sure, its kinda nice to have later tho

past kraken
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If I've got 3k USD, whats the best way to maximize profit and turn it into Rubles?

formal nova
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What do y’all think about getting these masks?

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@bold kernel what item is 300k?

bold kernel
hushed furnace
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yes

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1/2 needed for kiba

gentle pawn
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All I know is that Kiba is the gun store

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There's 2 keys for Kiba?

hushed furnace
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very expensive loot in there

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yup

gentle pawn
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bruuuuuuh

bold kernel
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so i just need the grate key?

gentle pawn
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The day I play interchange is the day I'm not broke in this game

hushed furnace
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kiba will have an alarm and spawn raiders soon

bold kernel
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oh shit

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the 2nd kiba key only 250k?

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cheap af

hushed furnace
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probably next wipe

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@bold kernel wow it usually isn't that way even end of wipe.

bold kernel
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?

hushed furnace
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the cost

bold kernel
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oh

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well i bought it

formal nova
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What’s kiba? A store on interchange?

bold kernel
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si

formal nova
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Which floor?

bold kernel
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dfk

hushed furnace
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bottom

bold kernel
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when's wipe anyways?

hushed furnace
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like junish

bold kernel
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ahh so february defawayre' octrobis?

hushed furnace
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should be a content update between now and then

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lmao

frank beacon
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someone say bottom

hushed furnace
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when they give kiba the alarm I sure hope they give it a side door or something.

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its bad enough when someone happens to be camping it and your inside. even worse when everyone knows your in it and have raiders on the way

mighty osprey
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do something about campers. whats the point to join midgame 10 min later after the round started and be shoot by campers at respawn?

keen ore
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hey, so it's probably a stupid question but i see A LOT of trades who asks for one (or more) alyonka chocolate bar, may i ask why?

hushed furnace
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@keen ore can be turned into sugar in the hideout

keen ore
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oh so more money when you sell the sugar?

hushed furnace
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which is used to make scav beer whatever its called

keen ore
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or you use the sugar to craft another item

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oh

hushed furnace
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yea

keen ore
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i see now, thanks 😄

hushed furnace
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NP glad I could help

mint hawk
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@mighty osprey scav run?

mighty osprey
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no

mint hawk
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You don't spawn late as a pmc

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Unless you have seriously slow load times

mighty osprey
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oh well I wouldnt be dead in next 5sec