beginners-assistance

[vernal fiber]

Asking alot of questions but which of these ammo's is better for the rifle he had

[oblique ruin]

snb

bt is still good

[vernal fiber]

alright good to know

[dire folio]

i think i have done decent today

[whole thistle]

Both cracked but snb better

[oblique ruin]

7,62x54r is the type of caliber no matter what ammo u use its still good

[dire folio]

went from 1k rubles to 1 million rubles

[whole thistle]

Lps for life

Those mp18 scavs are convenient asf

They have a shit gun but tons of amazing ammo

[keen juniper]

anyone want a duo i barley know shit abt the game but im a chad at pvp

[whole thistle]

Loot piñata

[vernal fiber]

Facts i feel that

Hitting shots is like 50% of the battle

[whole thistle]

Which is less than most games tbf

[keen juniper]

like im level 2 tho and i dont know any maps

[whole thistle]

Positioning and tactics are huge in this game

[vernal fiber]

Yeah thats true, you cant afford to be stupid

[whole thistle]

The chaddiest man ever born

[vernal fiber]

or make stupid plays

[oblique ruin]

fucking playerscavs

[dire folio]

a scav screamed what sounded like grenade at me then proceeded to rush and try and shotgun me

[vernal fiber]

Maybe you should try and you know, talk to them

[oblique ruin]

fuck all the pscavs

[vernal fiber]

most player scavs are just homies trying to get by

[oblique ruin]

all pscavs are a bunch of grubs

[dire folio]

all the pscavs i find murder me

as a pscav

[vernal fiber]

LOL

[whole thistle]

I see a lot of new players complain that they get headshot out of nowhere every raid then send clips and they play like they're filming a trailer lmao

[vernal fiber]

LOL

[whole thistle]

Oh yeah that "geeneeta" or whatever line is mad confusing

[vernal fiber]

See the key is to learn russian and trick PMC's into thinking your an NPC scav as PMC

running like

the shitty blue clothing

and the T3 blue armor vest

[dire folio]

yeah

i was gonna try and learn german like 3 years ago

[whole thistle]

I do that just by selecting Sergei and pressing F1 smh

[dire folio]

sergei on top

[fervent ermine]

i do that by pressing s while running

makes em insta push

[fleet fern]

fuck bro i have a quest to survive factory but i dont have a factory key

[fervent ermine]

go gate 3

[vernal fiber]

True lol

[whole thistle]

I think I'll go usec next wipe tho, I miss the insults a lot

[vernal fiber]

Just run to the exit

[fervent ermine]

english bear is so goofy that its good

[dire folio]

"scavs here no way man"

[whole thistle]

I want to make my enemy feel small and scared not make them laugh

[fervent ermine]

BEAAAARS GIVE UP

[hasty delta]

so what am i missing with food balance in the beginning? there is literally no food i can buy except crackers that cost about 150k??? some water showed up and im not sure why. but cant find that either. seems like if you run out of food or water you just quit game?

[dire folio]

english bear is so wholesome

[whole thistle]

"THEYRE STILL BREEDING" made my lungs hurt the first time I heard it

[fervent ermine]

14K

[fervent ermine]

FUCKING PUSSSAAAAAAY

[vernal fiber]

English bear reminds me of all the metro games

when you're using the english dub

[brittle thistle]

you can choose like 2 different players right i forgot its been a while

[hasty delta]

yeah for +10 which doesnt get you 20 ft. you have to buy 10 for 140k

thats ridiculous

[whole thistle]

All of the new voices are just kinda funny

The delivery on the new usecs sounds bad

Instead of "COME OUT YOU COWARD" it's "come out... YOU! coward."

[hasty delta]

i literally cant startup another game without food

[whole thistle]

Go scav on customs or interchange and stockpile food

[dire folio]

clothing is so expensive

[whole thistle]

I have no idea why they did that

[humble apex]

Im level 14, found a military battery, sells for like 200k to therapist

should i sell it?

[whole thistle]

A wipe or two ago they literally just added an extra 0 to all the clothing prices

[whole thistle]

Keep for a quest

[oblique ruin]

LETS GOOOO

I KILLED THE GUY WHO EXTRACT CAMPED ME AT PATH TO LIGHTHOUSE

FUCK U ZEUS

[vernal fiber]

When a fucking leather jacket costs more than 30 AKMS

I mean the economy of tarkov is fucked

i did the conversion math if roughly on average its 100 roubles to 1 usd

[whole thistle]

I've spent 1 mil on clothing so far just to get 2 different decent sets lol

[vernal fiber]

those water bottles the therapist sells cost literally 127 dollars

in us currency

[oblique ruin]

oh yikes seems like hes also a new player he has 3 different ammo types in 1 mag

[vernal fiber]

while a makarov pistol a literal gun costs half that

at around 64 dollars

[oblique ruin]

ap was bottom loaded lol

[hasty delta]

i guess. thats probably what it is. just seems like some food option would be reasonable.

[misty ginkgo]

High demand 🤷‍♂️

Therapist knows her business

[oblique ruin]

omg he has quakemaker toploaded and ap bottom loaded with

[dire folio]

some expensive water

[whole thistle]

And a full auto authentic mp5 is like $200 lmfao

[dire folio]

i really suck at this game lol

im no longer broke though

[hasty delta]

still dont understand why food is 10 times for than water in the beginning. seems dumb. everything else is fine.

[gritty zealot]

i feel this. broke AND suck at the game

[dire folio]

i went from 1k this morning

to 1.1 mil rn

idk if youd call 3pm morning but thats when i woke up

[gritty zealot]

i had 400k and like 3 or 4 kits up now to 700k and no kits

[dire folio]

ive litterly just been going on suppressed tt raids

survived 4 in a row rn with it

[oblique ruin]

hatchet runner was my final kill for punisher pt5 lol

[dire folio]

had to resort to killing someone with a hatchet last raid

[whole thistle]

"bro let me live I have nothing I'm just questing!!!"
"Me too "

[gritty zealot]

thinking about trying to rat run interchange lol

[vernal fiber]

True

[dire folio]

ive just been doing woods

[oblique ruin]

he just ran up me and i one taped him

[dire folio]

trying to do ice cream

[vernal fiber]

Gifs aint allowed

[whole thistle]

That zb14 ice cream cone spawn is a fucking lie

[vernal fiber]

rip

[whole thistle]

Don't fall for prapors propaganda

[oblique ruin]

lol i once got 2 mags in it when i went there

[dire folio]

so far ive found 1

ive only opned it twice

[pseudo bronze]

anyone have the bunk house key for customs?

[dire folio]

i do

[pseudo bronze]

think u could run customs with me and unlock it for me?

[oblique ruin]

now i need an ak-74n and 2 makarovs

[dire folio]

sure, lemme just find the key in my mess of a stash

[pseudo bronze]

kk, join 2 man squad #21

[dire folio]

okay, completely ignore my voice

[whole thistle]

do you feel inferior

[oblique ruin]

fuck u

[gritty zealot]

LOL

[brittle thistle]

OH SHIT

[gritty zealot]

makarov chad

[oblique ruin]

full ahh grizzly

[whole thistle]

you can just craft the ak if you didnt see that btw 🥺

[fervent ermine]

Just git gud

[oblique ruin]

wtf is this stash

mcable,flash drive and nixxor

funnily enough the last flashdrive i need

[lunar ibex]

i love makarov its my most used gun

[whole thistle]

jesus i just checked and 8 of them are 100 durability lmao

[fervent ermine]

Bruh last flash drive you need?

[whole thistle]

the makarov is less effective than pepper spray

[fervent ermine]

💀

Didnt you already finish punisher

[lunar ibex]

wrong just hit all your shots

[whole thistle]

"Oh shit he has armor and/or a helmet!!!!!"

[fervent ermine]

I will have to hit lower nape to kill anyone with a faceshield

And if they have lshz for some reason with lower nape pro, then im dead

[lunar ibex]

just shoot a scav first and yoink their gun

[whole thistle]

my most leveled guns is entirely covered by the ak-74 family

beautiful

[fervent ermine]

My most leveled is db lmao

[whole thistle]

extreme poverty

[fervent ermine]

Probably because im only level 5

[whole thistle]

oh fuck

[lunar ibex]

how are u still level 5

[whole thistle]

my sr and kd are dying

im gonna uninstall

[fervent ermine]

Because im bad

[lunar ibex]

i swear u been level 5 for 7 years

[fervent ermine]

I meant level 7 mb

In too lazy to update

[whole thistle]

i am so close to level 30 i can smell the mp7 30 round mags

[fervent ermine]

I dont even have mechanic 2

😢

[lunar ibex]

i wanna unlock flea

[fervent ermine]

So do i

[lunar ibex]

so i can sell so much stuff

[whole thistle]

i was looking at the wiki to find out what else mechaninc 3 has now and wtf is this lmaoo

[jovial sparrow]

LVL 13 Looking for a Duo Partner PM Me

[lunar ibex]

wtf is that an nv scope

[whole thistle]

its a thermal scope

[fervent ermine]

flir

!wiki flir rs-32

[whole thistle]

on the shorty 7.62

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/FLIR_RS-32_2.25-9x_35mm_60Hz_thermal_riflescope
Not the correct result? Use !wiki page flir rs-32 for a direct link or !wiki search flir rs-32 for a list of all hits.

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

FLIR RS-32 2.25-9x 35mm 60Hz thermal riflescope

The FLIR RS-32 2.25-9x 35mm 60Hz thermal riflescope (FLIR RS-32) is a special scope in Escape from Tarkov.

​

General data

Type

Special scope

Weight

0.45 kg

Grid size

2x1

Sold by

Jaeger LL4

​

Performance

Refresh rate

21 Hz

Ergonomics

-11

Sighting range

500

Modes

2

[fervent ermine]

its after psycho sniper

!wiki psycho sniper

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Psycho_Sniper

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Psycho Sniper

Psycho Sniper is a Quest in Escape from Tarkov.

​

Quest data

Type

Skill

Given By

Mechanic

Required for Kappa container

Yes

​

Related quests

Previous\: Wet Job - Part 6

Leads to:

[fervent ermine]

its like the saiga nerfgun lmao

[misty ginkgo]

Nerfgun so cool tho

[fervent ermine]

apparently db is not most leveled

[whole thistle]

damn you use tacticool guns i use tactipoor guns

[fervent ermine]

last gun i ran was ash12

then .45 vector

[vernal fiber]

Makarov is the Chadarov

[fervent ermine]

makarov is the ratarov

[whole thistle]

this piece of shit goes so hard

[fervent ermine]

2 more kills to finish secured perimeter

ash 12 time again ig

[abstract bough]

Sell bronze lion for 102k to therapist or keep it

[fervent ermine]

what level are you

[whole thistle]

earlier i used this thing it went hard

[abstract bough]

im lvl 3

4

[fervent ermine]

sell it

[misty ginkgo]

Idk why people don’t like that sight

I enjoy it so much

[whole thistle]

its clean af

even without that goofy mount

[fleet fern]

ready to do stirrup quest in the morning

[misty ginkgo]

That or DP is 100% my goto

[vernal fiber]

I concede my collection is rather novice in comparison

[whole thistle]

Watch the money burn!! 🔥

[fleet fern]

put some quakemaker in this bad boy hope it works

[whole thistle]

i have a few random guns i planned on using when i was low level then just never did

[fleet fern]

spending as little as possible

[whole thistle]

stirrup leads to no new quests btw

[whole thistle]

i actually fucking used this thing once and it was surprisingly not horrendous

[fleet fern]

i just need something to do

[misty ginkgo]

If i was you, just pistol run while doing other tasks.

No need to specifically do Stirrup.

[fervent ermine]

how does one get factory chief task

[whole thistle]

what other quests you got

[misty ginkgo]

!wiki Factory chief

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/The_Huntsman_Path_-_Factory_Chief
Not the correct result? Use !wiki page Factory chief for a direct link or !wiki search Factory chief for a list of all hits.

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

The Huntsman Path - Factory Chief

The Huntsman Path - Factory Chief is a Quest in Escape from Tarkov.

​

Quest data

Type

Elimination

Location

Factory

Given By

Jaeger

Required for Kappa container

Yes

​

Related quests

Previous\: Scout

Leads to:
??

[fervent ermine]

i did scout

didnt get it

[fleet fern]

a whole lot of them

[misty ginkgo]

Im pretty sure i have it

[whole thistle]

tarkov shooter is so much free xp

[misty ginkgo]

Didn’t do scout

[vernal fiber]

I decided the best way to get good early on was to just master one weapons

[whole thistle]

they moved it down in requirements but didnt change the rewards @fleet fern

[misty ginkgo]

Gunsmith going hard

[vernal fiber]

So i did like 10 raids in a row running makarovs

[misty ginkgo]

Or some of those Skier tasks are easy af aswell

[vernal fiber]

Until i got competent enough running the thing

[misty ginkgo]

WHY MAKAROV 😭

[vernal fiber]

6k roubles

[fleet fern]

dis all i got

[whole thistle]

@fleet fern what gunsmith are you on i could do some unscrupulous smuggling of muzzle brakes to you

[vernal fiber]

I can head eye's someone from 40 meters with the thing

[fervent ermine]

you can do the same with any other pistol

[vernal fiber]

Makarov is cool though

its sexy

[fervent ermine]

makarov is shit

[misty ginkgo]

Cheap isn’t = good.

Rather spend 20k and kill more people

[fervent ermine]

looks ugly, is bad

[fleet fern]

as in like the quest or the workbench

[whole thistle]

that is the best reason to use any gun

[misty ginkgo]

Task

[vernal fiber]

Bad opinion right here

[fervent ermine]

quest

[whole thistle]

quest

[fleet fern]

i dunno i only did the first one and didnt get another one

[vernal fiber]

Of course 100%

[fervent ermine]

ugliest pistol in the game

[vernal fiber]

No taste

[misty ginkgo]

TT uglier

[whole thistle]

i bet you coom when you see the sr1mp you fake ah bih

[fervent ermine]

i coom when i see a modded 5-7

[oblique ruin]

Im tryna stash run as a scav and im getting every single pistol except makarov

[fleet fern]

where should i even do tarkov shooter? customs?

[whole thistle]

reasonable

@fervent erminehow do you feel about the new five seven

[fervent ermine]

is this a dn thing?

[whole thistle]

ive always done it on customs, feels like the perfect map for it

[whole thistle]

no theres actually a new model lol

its kinda freaky

[fervent ermine]

wait fr?

[whole thistle]

its way more glockish

[fervent ermine]

irl?

[whole thistle]

yea

[fervent ermine]

shit looks so weird

[whole thistle]

five seven mk3 mrd is the actual name

made by fn surprisingly lol

[fervent ermine]

fucking saiga 9 user lmao

[whole thistle]

the mindbending power and penetration of pst

[vernal fiber]

What weapons use this sight

[frozen radish]

Anybody wanna have a good time playing tarkov I'm very new

[fervent ermine]

all guns with a picatinny rail can use it

it needs a mount though

[frozen radish]

I have played her little

[fervent ermine]

well she is a bitch

i'll let you know that

[whole thistle]

anything you can put an aimpoint mount on

aka everything with a sight rail

[torn copper]

can I put any of the sniper scopes on my weapons on this SKS and how?

[whole thistle]

aimpoint qrp off peacekeeper 2 is the earliest trader level for it @vernal fiber

[fervent ermine]

you can buy belomo pso from prapor ll1

[vernal fiber]

Ok

[wispy willow]

Dovetail mounts: axion kobra mount or VOMZ Pilad 043 02 to get a picatinny rail, both cheap at jaeger 2

[whole thistle]

Dont think you can get anything with zoom on that particular sks stock

also what's with the armor choice lol

[wispy willow]

internal 10 round mag lol

[torn copper]

what should I buy instead?

[whole thistle]

level 3 like untar or press armors are like the same price as that

untar gets covered by rigs so the color doesnt matter

press armor is cheaper, untar prices up because of a quest

press armors also repair pretty well so you can get one missing some durability

[torn copper]

cheapest rig that covers it?

[rancid nova]

wtf is up with croutons ?=

[whole thistle]

the press isnt bright enough for it to matter but for untar probably umtbs or umka

tarzan barter for hunting matches is actually it @torn copper

8k

[fervent ermine]

time to hunt shturman

i love this game

[rancid nova]

anyone ?

[fervent ermine]

head eyes shturman inc

[zinc canopy]

Crafts for a couple taks

[whole thistle]

that face looks like a gnome

[fervent ermine]

isnt it just small tushonkas?

i fucking hate bear faces

[whole thistle]

the new danilov one is so fucking funny

[torn copper]

🤙

[fervent ermine]

scav cosplayer

[whole thistle]

better than 6b2 + bank robber lol

[fervent ermine]

run raid bag and altyn, will not be scav cosplayer then

zapwag how many wipes you played

[whole thistle]

scav cosplay is fun af im ngl

[whole thistle]

this is my 5th or 6th i think

[fervent ermine]

bruh

[whole thistle]

i bought the like game november 2019

[fervent ermine]

i thought this was your second lmao

i have not played with you once

[whole thistle]

november 2020

[fervent ermine]

only thing i know of your playstyle is the zapwag flashing our entire team gif

[whole thistle]

theyre lucky my plan didnt go as i thought it would

it wouldve been much worse

i was trying to throw and impact but my g key picked a flash lmao

[fervent ermine]

bruh

time to die to shturman head eyes snb

[whole thistle]

i brought a flash to drop someone and forgot to drop it

[whole thistle]

ive got a montage in the works!! just you wait!!

[fervent ermine]

shturman spawned pog

easy task done now just got to kill him

hardest part

[cerulean ferry]

does anyone understand while i crash when loading into lighthouse. i have a pretty good computer but i still crash or load in with very low fps

[fervent ermine]

lighthouse has shit optimization

[whole thistle]

earlier my friend told me "you will now die" then i got sniped instantly i thought i clipped it

so sad

[fervent ermine]

did he tk you

[whole thistle]

no

it was a random guy

[fervent ermine]

paid actor

[brittle thistle]

how do i get it to change monitors its stuck on my 2nd one lmao

[fervent ermine]

died to a cheater lmao

[whole thistle]

#community-support

[whole thistle]

what are you, eu?

[fervent ermine]

i played on asia lmao

i should have expected it

[whole thistle]

even worse gawt damn

[fervent ermine]

i killed shturman tho

gotta find his key now

[whole thistle]

For mods reading this: I am referring to cheater population dont ban me for racism

[fervent ermine]

i remember wized got warned for that lmaooo

[whole thistle]

im on my final warning bro

i gotta be like a politician with this shit

[fervent ermine]

so is wized 💀

[whole thistle]

clarify everything

[fervent ermine]

its 10 am

should i go sleep

[whole thistle]

its too late

give up

[fervent ermine]

too far gone no going back now

best scav spawn omg

[whole thistle]

i found a clip of a random tk which was fucking hilarious

[brittle thistle]

is it worth it to examine everything that the traders have?

[fervent ermine]

yes

[whole thistle]

yeah

its free xp

[brittle thistle]

ok ive just always done that i didnt know if it was actually worth

[whole thistle]

why would you not

saves time in game when you find stuff

[brittle thistle]

yeah thats what i always thought but then you sometimes see streamers not inspect the stuff in the traders

[whole thistle]

theyre freaks

[fervent ermine]

some streamers are dumb

[whole thistle]

lvndmark fucked up his inspect bind so maybe he doesnt

[fervent ermine]

just because they're streamers doesnt mean they're good

or smart

[brittle thistle]

what does it even give you experience for? i just learned about the different skills lmao

[whole thistle]

xp

for leveling

[brittle thistle]

just the pmc level?

[whole thistle]

yeah

[fervent ermine]

attention skill too no?

[whole thistle]

if you inspect every trader item you can get level 2 before even going into a game

[fervent ermine]

wait nvm attention is searching

[brittle thistle]

yep just hit level 2 with mechanic

[fervent ermine]

nice

[wet dew]

desync?

[brittle thistle]

is there an lfg channel?

nvm

[fervent ermine]

#pvp-lfg

[whole thistle]

no

[fervent ermine]

ratted pov

should i get blue marking

[whole thistle]

only if you are keycard

[fervent ermine]

i am not a keycard

[whole thistle]

no blue marking then

[fervent ermine]

should i get keycard with blue marking

[whole thistle]

no

[pseudo bronze]

anyone able to help me get into bunk house on customs?

[frozen nexus]

imma tryna get better and learn maps and would like to see if anyone wanna teach me if possible im lvl 1

[abstract bough]

sell?

[whole thistle]

keep

that shit is mad useful

[abstract bough]

ight bet

[errant crescent]

sell to fence

[whole thistle]

you wont have to pay to repair armor for a long time

if you want to get super efficient you can save it for expensive armors but whatever lol

[fervent ermine]

@whole thistle went against your advice, got blue marking and got samples done

[whole thistle]

zamn

they must've buffed that piece of shit

[fervent ermine]

should i go for cat and loot or go straight to extract

too late going for cat

[tidal sluice]

The only reason you bring the mmac is to throw it away as soon as you kill someone, it is called a pvp loadout and nobody should be proud using one

[abstract bough]

whats second best to bring as med if i used up my grizzy

[fervent ermine]

afak

[abstract bough]

afak,cms,painkillers good for gamma?

or the 3x3

forget its name

[zinc canopy]

The gamma is the 3x3

[zinc canopy]

I would bring a aluminum splint too

[whole thistle]

i do this

i just have the hemostat in there because i usually cant fix more than one heavy bleed mid fight anyway lol

when im less poor ill run them in the pocks

[wet dew]

Crazy good for when you find dead thors and shit

[abstract bough]

which is hemostat

[whole thistle]

calok

[lament adder]

Helloooo. I’m a completely new player. Looking for someone to run with and doesn’t mind a Tarky noob.

im Z3D3I

[rigid sundial]

Anyone know what times bigpipe trio spawns on customs? Ive been into over 100 custom raids and only found them once

[fluid linden]

they dont spawn customs anymore i dont htink

they are on light house

[fervent ermine]

they spawn on customs, lighthouse, woods and shoreline

[whole thistle]

no one knows the times

[frozen kite]

Where is the best place to find car batteries?

[fervent ermine]

no times

also never playing asia again

all fucking cheaters

[whole thistle]

do you mean that as random switch times or they are always on all maps

[fervent ermine]

!wiki knight

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Knight

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Knight

Knight, also known as "Death Knight" is a Rogue Boss in Escape from Tarkov. He is part of the Rogue squad "The Goons". The other members are Big Pipe and Birdeye.

​

General data

Full name

Unknown

Location

Customs, Woods, Shoreline, Lighthouse

​

Additional data

Spawn chance

Customs: 5%
Woods: 12%
Shoreline: 12%
Lighthouse: 15%

[fervent ermine]

Contrary to popular belief, the Goons do not "roam" between locations. They are possible to be encountered at all the below locations at all times

wiki says

[whole thistle]

man

why tf patch notes said "They do not stay in one place and instead wander through these locations all the time. If the bosses have moved to one of the maps, they will be absent on the others. There is no timetable for their movement and no one knows what the bosses are guided by when changing their location."

[fervent ermine]

I have no idea its so weird

i have gone to weather station on shoreline at least 50 fucking times this wipe

no damn goons

12% my ass

i have found more cultists than goons lmao

i have seen goons once

and cultists like 6 times

[dire folio]

Ive found goons 4 times

[fervent ermine]

map?

woods right

[dire folio]

Customs, woods, and lighthouse

[fervent ermine]

i dont play customs at this point in wipe idk why

[dire folio]

I dont like playing customs

[fervent ermine]

i basically havent played any map today other than labs

[astral flicker]

woods is easily the best map for beginners

[fervent ermine]

customs is

[dire folio]

I basically played factory and woods all day

[whole thistle]

ive gone through the fortress zone about that many times and havent seen them once

[fervent ermine]

wiki is cappin

@humble cave Is it true rogue bosses dont roam?

Or are we all unlucky as fuck

[astral flicker]

no, customs is known for pvp and woods gives so many tool shit for your hideout and you get big money from a lot of tools

pliers give around 16k for 1 slot

[fervent ermine]

Customs has a simple layout, has many beginner tasks, and on woods if they get shot it will most likely be from some random ass bush

On customs you can tell where you died from and learn from it

[dire folio]

I ussually get money from attachments and barter goods off woodd

Found 2 bitcoins today

In jackets

[fervent ermine]

they spawn in jackets?

never found one there lmao

[astral flicker]

sawmill has a lot of weapon attachments like suppressors that can go for around 40-50k for 2 slot item

[dire folio]

Apparently lol

[dire folio]

Yeah, and the usec camp

Found 4 in 1 raid there

[astral flicker]

i think if any beginners don't like customs i would recommend interchange becuase its the only map closest to customs for getting early game tasks done

but customs is very good for tasks tho

[fervent ermine]

I would recommend woods over interchange

[astral flicker]

woods is good too

[dire folio]

Interchane i only go around getting all the stashes lel

[fervent ermine]

speaking of this shit woods, i have to run it and find woods daddy

[dire folio]

Need to get the 25 scav kills on interchange

[fervent ermine]

i didnt even do that task last wipe

and i got to level 45

[astral flicker]

but interchange can give a shit load of gas analyzers, gas cans, car batterys, iskra packs, green teas, which woods can too but interchange has a lot more of these quest items

[dire folio]

I forgot my daily today was to get tummy or thorax kills and only was aiming for the head so

[fervent ermine]

gas analyzers spawn in duffle bags, tech crates and med crates now

[dire folio]

I need car batteries

[fervent ermine]

you can craft car batts

[astral flicker]

not common

[dire folio]

Where

[astral flicker]

you can walk in a tech store in interchange and be gurrenteed one if you look right

[fervent ermine]

!wiki car battery

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Car_battery

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Car battery

Car battery (Car batt.) is an item in Escape from Tarkov.

​

General data

Type

Energy element

Weight

12 kg

Grid size

3x2

​

Effects

Effect

Generic loot item

​

Looting

Loot experience

25

Examine experience

10

[fervent ermine]

thats how i finished mine

workbench ll2 @dire folio

[astral flicker]

the most gas analyzers ive ever found on interchange in one raid was 5 by checking every store

tech store

[rich schooner]

I just got a terragroup labs card from a scav run

What it do?

[lavish gazelle]

!wiki hose

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Corrugated_hose

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Corrugated hose

Corrugated hose (Hose) is an item in Escape from Tarkov.

​

General data

Type

Building material

Weight

0.6 kg

Grid size

2x1

​

Effects

Effect

Generic loot item

​

Looting

Loot experience

5

Examine experience

10

[astral flicker]

its worth around 200k i think

im probably way off

[dire folio]

Dont have that yet

[fervent ermine]

165k

[rich schooner]

Oh zayuuum

[astral flicker]

but be careful its very good

[fervent ermine]

the labs card is 165k

[astral flicker]

personally if i were you and new to game i would sell it becuase theres a lot of chads on labs so if you want gurrenteed money

[fervent ermine]

labs is not full of chads

it is very dead

i have been running it all day

[astral flicker]

theres usally one guy thats a chad

[fervent ermine]

might be my teammate and i lmao

i have only had one full raid

with chads

[dire folio]

Ive only went on labs when its been free

[mint light]

are all the people running shit kits

[fervent ermine]

on na maybe

if you do meet someone

they are most likely geared

[whole thistle]

you ever just jump out of your body

[dire folio]

Yes

Its weird when it happens when running

[whole thistle]

if you dive under a pipe your arms also fly away from you

same if you bump into a moving player

[mint light]

where is u going

[whole thistle]

you can get in usec stash room with no key

[dire folio]

For some reason when i died today once i got launched like 5 feet into the air

[mint light]

u dont need to go on the forklfit

u can just straight up jump in with like 20 strength

[dire folio]

20

[whole thistle]

i do not have 20 strength

[dire folio]

Steroids

[whole thistle]

this is how i do it

[open hedge]

sks with no scope????

[whole thistle]

this is pretty high brah i dont think so

[mint light]

ive done it a lot

[dire folio]

Looks like you flew lol

[whole thistle]

i just brough the first gun in my stash to break windows with

[dire folio]

What map is thay

[whole thistle]

im offline going monkey mode

[mint light]

jump backwards btw

it makes ur legs connect easier

or some fuckery

[dire folio]

Weird

[mint light]

is this even the right window

[mint light]

customs

[dire folio]

Okay the color was throwing me off lol

[whole thistle]

thats the one i jumped into in the video

[mint light]

is that the one on the right

the one on the right is usec stash

[whole thistle]

if i stand against the wall my space bar doesnt do anything

theyre both usec stash key

[mint light]

you might have chronic illness mode

[whole thistle]

the key unlocks 2 doors

[mint light]

very real

or u can just ignore the second door

[whole thistle]

fuck you ho

you were right

i had to mash the shit out of my space key to make it work

but it did work

[vernal fiber]

What is some good shotgun ammo to get, for context im low level, i only got T1 on all the traders rn

[dire folio]

Thats so weird

[mint light]

TOLD YA

[dire folio]

So aggrrssive

[mint light]

YEAH BABY

[whole thistle]

jumping against this wall is so buggy

i just surfed like csgo

[mint light]

yeah jumping backwards makes u reach shit easier

[mint light]

whats up guys raccoon eggs here

[dire folio]

I forgot about him

[whole thistle]

i found the strat

i am now consistent

[dire folio]

At tarkov surfing

[whole thistle]

let your toes touch the floor then s and space at the same time

so free

[dire folio]

Tarkov surfing montages

Bhop

Into backstab

[mint light]

mid content fr

[dire folio]

Summon raccoons

[mint light]

why yo discord be going boop

[whole thistle]

ive never watched him but ive heard literally everyone above the age of 12 be told "you sound like raccoon eggs" by children on csgo

[whole thistle]

cause of u bitch

[dire folio]

Boop

[mint light]

raccoon eggs just talks rly monotone

like a wanna be moist critkal

[dire folio]

I used to be extremely monotone

[fervent ermine]

still works this wipe?

[mint light]

edgelord mode

[whole thistle]

i recorded this video 30 seconds ago

so i think so yeah

[fervent ermine]

oh lmao

[whole thistle]

12 strength btw

[fervent ermine]

what strength level

[fluid linden]

where can i find the dan jackiels easily?

[fervent ermine]

bruh

[dire folio]

5th grade edgelord

[fervent ermine]

woods cabins

duffle bags

[mint light]

5th grade i wasnt even concious

[fluid linden]

which cabins one at the mills?

[mint light]

i was not a real person in 5th grade

[fervent ermine]

yeah

[whole thistle]

has anyone ever told you about your resemblance to a book?

[fervent ermine]

no

[dire folio]

I remember like 2 things from 5th grade, my teacher liked disney

And i had to get my forehead glued

[whole thistle]

i still talk to a mf i met in like 3rd grade

wild

[dire folio]

From having a popcan thrown at my head full force

[whole thistle]

i looked at our old dms and i was a massive dickhead until i was like 14 idk how he was able to stand me for that long

[lavish gazelle]

what do you do with the survival lighter thing

[fervent ermine]

kappa item iirc

!wiki survl

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/SurvL_Survivor_Lighter
Not the correct result? Use !wiki page survl for a direct link or !wiki search survl for a list of all hits.

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

SurvL Survivor Lighter

SurvL Survivor Lighter (SurvL) is an item in Escape from Tarkov.

​

General data

Type

Flammable material

Weight

0.06 kg

Grid size

1x1

​

Effects

Effect

Generic loot item

​

Looting

Loot experience

20

Examine experience

10

[dire folio]

Eat it

[mint light]

what

you say pop

you are not real

[dire folio]

Pop

[fervent ermine]

wtf is a popcan

[dire folio]

Like

Pop

Soda

[fervent ermine]

never heard of it

[whole thistle]

do you know any other wacky jumps i need to expand my brain @mint light

[dire folio]

Like coke

[fervent ermine]

dorms pipe jump

[dire folio]

Or bepsi

[whole thistle]

there are no pipes at dorms

[open hedge]

rate the kit

[whole thistle]

is that a crossmap

[open hedge]

killed a duo at health resort with it

[dire folio]

Gas

[fervent ermine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1pXb0HAzug

idk why i called it pipe jump

you need max strength for it prob

[whole thistle]

dont you need like strength 800000 for that

[open hedge]

why are nade kills so satisfying

[whole thistle]

fuck

nuts, etc

[fervent ermine]

try it tho

[whole thistle]

i have to restart the offline

[dire folio]

Getting killed by nades is satisfying

[whole thistle]

timer is kill

[fervent ermine]

pop mule, sj6, meldonin, 3btg and do the jump

[whole thistle]

i only have like 2 of those man

[fervent ermine]

flea market

[whole thistle]

im poor

[dire folio]

How poor

[whole thistle]

1.9m

[fervent ermine]

bruh

[dire folio]

Thats not poor

[whole thistle]

i know but i dont want to buy 100k of stims for the comedy 🥺

[dire folio]

How much is your stash worth

[fervent ermine]

200k*

[whole thistle]

15 mil

[dire folio]

You arent poor

[whole thistle]

i know

but i dont have 200k for offline testing money

[dire folio]

Buy the stims

[whole thistle]

buy my ass

[dire folio]

Okay

[whole thistle]

etc

[fervent ermine]

how much

[whole thistle]

free

[fervent ermine]

oh hell yes

[open hedge]

🥱

[fervent ermine]

rat pov

[open hedge]

not a rat

[dire folio]

Neatralizer

u

[whole thistle]

look how much money i have

lord

[open hedge]

gaming

[fervent ermine]

only thing he neutralizes are scavs

[dire folio]

Grass

Now

[mint light]

reeses plays no other game

and he is steal bad

[open hedge]

true

[fervent ermine]

all other games are ass

[whole thistle]

[fervent ermine]

chad fr

[open hedge]

had a short elden ring phase but after 5 playthroughs it loses novelty

[dire folio]

I have more on minecraft

[fervent ermine]

proof

[whole thistle]

if i could see my minecraft java playtime i would be institutionalized

[dire folio]

Same

I have like 300 on one world with some friends

[tough gyro]

What trader sells 762 mdr and RSASS?

[mint light]

i got banned on hypixel for like a week

[mint light]

peacekeeper

[tough gyro]

What level

[whole thistle]

that happened to me once

[fervent ermine]

peacekeeper after doing wet job 4 and 5

[mint light]

mdr is quest locked and rsass is barter locked at 3 and buyable at 4

[dire folio]

Fence 100%

[fervent ermine]

peacekeeper ll4

[mint light]

4 for mdr and questlocked

[fervent ermine]

rsass quest locked too

[mint light]

wet jobn

[whole thistle]

i forgot to switch versions after playing on a anarchy server 💀

[fervent ermine]

yes

[mint light]

i drew a bunch of dicks on build battle

and i won

[dire folio]

Hacker bad

[fervent ermine]

💀

i love dicks

[mint light]

same

[whole thistle]

yes

[dire folio]

As in

The

[clever pilot]

hey so im tryna play tetras bc i have no room and i bought the game like 2 days ago so idk what to sell and what to keep could any1 help me dm me if u want to

[whole thistle]

what

[whole thistle]

post stash here

[mint light]

the what

[dire folio]

Male

[fervent ermine]

imagine not having a thicc items

[dire folio]

Reproductive

[whole thistle]

hes holding back the slurs

[clever pilot]

ok

[fervent ermine]

so imagine having a life

[high crystal]

What is the vaseline I see people using, used for?

[dire folio]

Me?

[fervent ermine]

painkillers

[whole thistle]

yes

[fervent ermine]

dont ask how vaseline is a painkiller

[high crystal]

What?!?!

[dire folio]

He😭

[fervent ermine]

the gay'

[mint light]

i am the gay

[fervent ermine]

the word i cant say

[whole thistle]

bro we're in a milsim discord everyone is a he until i am told otherwise

[fervent ermine]

the other word i cant say

[mint light]

zapwag is also gay but his forehead is big

[open hedge]

rate the build

[fervent ermine]

fr fr

[whole thistle]

there's 3 women in this entire server

[dire folio]

Well, i am not a he so there

[fervent ermine]

i am not going to assume genders past this point

[mint light]

zapwag likes big bodacious brolic men

[fervent ermine]

who doesnt

[mint light]

cant blame lil homie fr

[whole thistle]

honest to gaw

[open hedge]

female tarkov players are paid actors

[fervent ermine]

fr

[dire folio]

Where money

[fervent ermine]

paid in torment

[mint light]

when did you guys become conscious

[fervent ermine]

💀

[open hedge]

do you get immediately killed when people hear your voice in voip?

[dire folio]

So far only 1 creepy man has dmed me from here

[open hedge]

i do that

[whole thistle]

you can't even finish usec 1's "YOU MOTHERF" sentence without it being blocked

[dire folio]

I dont use voip very much

[whole thistle]

the 2nd half of the motherf word is blocked here

[fervent ermine]

bruh what the fuck

[mint light]

SOMEONE IN VALORANT DISCORD DM ME AND ASKED IF I WAS A FAT WOMAN BECAUSE HE WANTS A FAT WIFE

[fervent ermine]

they censored everything

[mint light]

how did he know 😭

[fervent ermine]

cant say k(inky

[stiff fractal]

tf is this key i spawned with

[fervent ermine]

cant say to_fuck

[whole thistle]

i saw a clip in general sam's new video of some guy just screaming as loudly as possible his enemies and confusing them, i think i need to use that strat

[mint light]

streamer item

[fervent ermine]

streamer item

[stiff fractal]

Ah

New?

[fervent ermine]

yes

[mint light]

i remember playing with wized and he was cmsing so he just started yelling

to cover the sound

[fervent ermine]

bruh he had the clip

[dire folio]

I saw that too

[fervent ermine]

it was so fucking good

[mint light]

we need to ask him for it

he went

[whole thistle]

general sam is so funny i love him

[mint light]

AUGHHHHH

[whole thistle]

i was cackling at the lunch table

[dire folio]

Cackling

[mint light]

general sam gives me russian badger vibes

[whole thistle]

@mint lightwatch this clip immediately https://youtu.be/wT7QKkPM9UQ?t=130

[mint light]

and russian badger isnt funny

[whole thistle]

do not compare him to that man

russian badger is a walking reddit.com billboard

[dire folio]

Reddit is weird

[fervent ermine]

where did he post it

[mint light]

BAHAHHAA

[fervent ermine]

i remember he did

[mint light]

IDK

[mint light]

ok this is actually kinda funny

i ha ha'ed

[upbeat robin]

Guys how do i learn to not suck ass at tarkov

[whole thistle]

general sam extracts like 5 chortles per minute from me

[whole thistle]

spend 7 hours a day watching beginner guides

[upbeat robin]

Dam any shorter ways i don't have that time

[whole thistle]

um

[frozen kite]

Get friends

[mint light]

i just dropped my phone on my balls

i am going to die

[whole thistle]

based

[upbeat robin]

They taught me some of the basics already

[whole thistle]

you will no longer need birth control

[mint light]

i feel that shit in my stomach

[frozen kite]

Thats as good as you get

[mint light]

i am gonna need a cms kit fr

[upbeat robin]

Shit

[fervent ermine]

either you dont feel it or you will be in pain for the next hour

[digital pond]

Big-Stick mags always cost euros form mechanic?

[frozen kite]

In all seriousness talk to a sherpa

[fervent ermine]

there is no in between when you hit your balls

[whole thistle]

skier has them for rubles

[mint light]

big stick

thats what they call me fr

[fervent ermine]

as in your gun

since you're american

[open hedge]

they call me the

[frozen kite]

We can tell thats not true cause it didnt protect you from your phone

[mint light]

phone made of metal

[upbeat robin]

I loaded into tarkov rn and am gonna lose all my shit but fuck it

[whole thistle]

"I ain't talkin guns when I ask where your dick at"
-bible

[dire folio]

Thats from the bible

[whole thistle]

that is from the bible

[dire folio]

Which one

What verse

[fervent ermine]

the bible

14:6 Athens

[whole thistle]

the one

[stiff fractal]

Guys i paid a mil for cottage back door key and it kind of hurt

[dire folio]

That one

[whole thistle]

15:6 Gaston Glock

line 2

[fervent ermine]

18:C Glock

[mint light]

someone at my school said said "have u read king james bible" and then he responded "i didnt know lebron had a bible"

[high crystal]

Is the Adar a reasonable gun?

[mint light]

adar is gamer cracked funny

[stiff fractal]

Reasonable is a loose term

[dire folio]

Said said fr

[mint light]

said said fr

[whole thistle]

it's low recoil but your ammo will be really bad
semi auto btw

[mint light]

zapwag i hit a ginelle ass clip

[dire folio]

A what

[mint light]

a clip that ginelle would hit

she is the worst valorant player of all time

[fervent ermine]

german?

i thought german was the worst

[open hedge]

[whole thistle]

i know what you meant at first but this comment makes it far more sus

[mint light]

https://streamable.com/h1aily

[open hedge]

valormid

[whole thistle]

thats more of a fum clip

[mint light]

like i was like

[whole thistle]

because you got the kill in the end

[mint light]

why cant i fall

[fervent ermine]

valorlow

[abstract bough]

pistol only worth doing?

[rain wing]

is this key good?

[mint light]

and then i felled

[abstract bough]

low level 5

[mint light]

yes

[mint light]

no

[fervent ermine]

yes

[open hedge]

TT is god tier

[rain wing]

time to extract now

[open hedge]

grach is the best pistol in the game tho

[dire folio]

Fr

[abstract bough]

what gun do i buy if all level 1 vednor

[mint light]

sks

[whole thistle]

thank you, your opinion will be brought into the decision making process

[fervent ermine]

sks, veprk-km

[mint light]

i am the best valoranter ever

king deagle

[dire folio]

Double barrel

Only good gun

[mint light]

i wish double barrel was more cracked because its so cool

[whole thistle]

valorant broke those poor children's minds

[abstract bough]

who sells?

[mint light]

what children

[whole thistle]

any time fum or ginelle see a revolver they call it a deagle

[mint light]

wtf

i just say deagle because im used to csgo

they dont even play csgo

[stiff fractal]

Deagle like from fortnite

[mint light]

i still call vandal ak because it just comes to mind

im like drop me ak

ak sounds more fluid

[whole thistle]

"grop avp"

[fervent ermine]

everyone knows what a fucking deagle is

[open hedge]

skier but this is the best you can get at level 1

[dire folio]

Doed it go pee

[mint light]

vandal charging handle on the left is annoying to me

[open hedge]

failed military prototype

[dire folio]

Pew

[whole thistle]

not everyone apparently

[mint light]

do it go what

[whole thistle]

tru a.f.

[dire folio]

PEW

[mint light]

yeah my vandal be peein

[whole thistle]

DID IT GO PEE?

[rain wing]

I thought it was just me

[hollow pebble]

I really want to learn this game, but its so damn difficult solo haha. any tips?

[mint light]

if it wasnt on the left do u know how cool the vandal would be

[abstract bough]

where can i get all these attachments?

[dire folio]

I didnt mean to say pee🥲

[open hedge]

skier prapor and peacekeeper

[whole thistle]

they did that just to be like 1.6

[mint light]

1.6 ak is stupid

[open hedge]

get good at hipfire

[whole thistle]

have you seen 1.6 m4

[mint light]

no

[rain wing]

none of my friends know anything about guns so when I pointed that out they were all just like

[hollow pebble]

I was a good cs go player but i can't seem to kill anyone in this game. i don't get it lol

[mint light]

i shall google

[rain wing]

"huh?"

[whole thistle]

yo wtf did my gun just

[fervent ermine]

2 very different games

[mint light]

what is the issue

[hollow pebble]

should you hipfire up close more then you ads?

[prime comet]

I miss 1.6

[abstract bough]

should i sell all my pistols and shotties

[stiff fractal]

They optimized lighthouse?

[open hedge]

ads in cqb is death

[fervent ermine]

hello geller

[whole thistle]

look at the equip animation

[dire folio]

Do you use them

[fervent ermine]

did your pc get fixed?

[prime comet]

1.6 > any other cs game

[whole thistle]

he pulls on the forward assist @mint light

[prime comet]

Yes

I got a new pc

[abstract bough]

na i mainly use rifle and smg if i have it

[fervent ermine]

Pog

[abstract bough]

im only level 5

[fervent ermine]

What fucked up in the old one?

[whole thistle]

sell pistols but not shotguns

[abstract bough]

what about my ammo what should i sell

[prime comet]

Capacitor on the mobo went

[hollow pebble]

yeah I get that, in this game people get an big advantage for being more geared so it make sense

[prime comet]

So I thought I’d just upgrade the whole thing

[mint light]

EW WTF

i just watched it

[hollow pebble]

but still I feel i should be able to atleast get geared lol

[whole thistle]

the armor you can buy at your level only protects against scavs

[mint light]

u need the yeat buff

[stiff fractal]

private clinic:(

[whole thistle]

doja buff

[mint light]

spartan lowkey cracked at tarkov

woods w keyer

[dire folio]

Whats the black thing

[mint light]

rfid

rfid reader

[fervent ermine]

bruh just run resort

[mint light]

or do u mean the ledx

[hollow pebble]

oh okay that makes more sense now, because it feels like i almost kill pmc up close but i can't really do enough dmg

[whole thistle]

i think my bullet got confused

[dire folio]

I know what a ledx looks like

[hollow pebble]

should i just focus on quests and not get into fights?

[whole thistle]

yeah thats because you have really shitty ammo at that point

[fervent ermine]

the afak?

[hollow pebble]

or should i try getting into battles and learn?

[dire folio]

Lel

[stiff fractal]

Would rather uninstall than play shoreline anymore

[mint light]

what is the purpose of a ledx irl

[whole thistle]

avoid fights as much as you can but try to surprise people with headshots if you can

[whole thistle]

light up veins

[fervent ermine]

finding veins

[abstract bough]

are any of these pistol specific?> ammo or mag

[mint light]

omg i wanna do that

[rain wing]

they don't even work well irl

[hollow pebble]

I've read about ammo being very important

[whole thistle]

it only works on little kids and extremely underweight people

[mint light]

like it makes me transparent

FUCK

[dire folio]

So many mags and ammo

[mint light]

i want one

[whole thistle]

if you have bad ammo you will do literally 0 damage to someone wearing decent armor

[dire folio]

Cheese

[mint light]

my mom is a doctor

i will ask her for a ledx

[stiff fractal]

Im his mom

[dire folio]

My mom

[mint light]

is that what their called

[tough oyster]

is there any reason to go bear this wipe?

[mint light]

irl

[tough oyster]

i was usec last 2 wipes

[whole thistle]

yeah

theyre really rare apparently

since they dont work on most people

[mint light]

600 DOLLARS

[open hedge]

be a gamer like this

[tough oyster]

are there new bear friendly npcs?

[mint light]

ah hell naw