eft-chat

[spice bane]

Enlighten me then, what was the most common firearm type in for example ww2

[calm nest]

So is colonel your new BF sugar daddy

And I’m gettin left

[floral edge]

gonna see that code on a site in 2 hours

[harsh shell]

LAD

[sharp sandal]

jesus

I dont want to check my payment history LMAO

[vital sail]

why are mods flooding

[fading goblet]

how is that relevant?

[quaint sable]

did bro get gifted eod?

[vital sail]

DEMOTED

[vagrant sequoia]

tue

[royal sinew]

wait why are we flexxing transaction history now

[vagrant sequoia]

and cosmetics

[glad wadi]

free stuff

[quaint sable]

who gifted you eod, i want on their payroll

[sharp sandal]

OH MY GOD

[short ravine]

Ngl don't see the reason to get a better version other than to support bsg or the larger stash size, most the eod/unheard benefits aint that crazy, but my god the stash space

[fading goblet]

@spice bane you said ARE, not were

[vagrant nova]

did you pay for allat with your facecard 😩

[floral edge]

showing our commitment to nikitas bmw's yearly service

[quaint sable]

theres no thing saying he bought eod tho

just the upgrade

[granite token]

buying battlepass levels smh

[fading goblet]

why the fuck do you have 10 accounts here?

[knotty musk]

nah so what happened was the website wouldnt accept my card so i sent my friend the money to then send me the eod gift

[spice bane]

Because it directly relates to the fact bilt actions are among the most used rifles in the world?

[sharp sandal]

#screenshots message

[fading goblet]

they are not

they were

but they are not... pve brain

can't distinguish between past tense

[royal sinew]

i think 75% of my purchases are just cosmetics then lmao

[vagrant sequoia]

Oh I thought you were talking to the other guy lmao

[vital sail]

where do i even see my transaction history

[fading goblet]

also why is there 10 accounts named Rellinou here wtf

[quaint sable]

oh no

[vagrant sequoia]

its bc im in here

[quaint sable]

well im leaving now

i have skoo to attend

[floral edge]

well im leaving

in 25 minutes

[vagrant sequoia]

btw im still waiting for people to show they're on standard

[quaint sable]

ok tough guy

calm down before it gets serious

[floral edge]

dont test my unfiltered paddy rage

[quaint sable]

😡

[knotty musk]

If i redeem the standard I won from the comp will that count

[royal sinew]

speaking of tough guy. you can complete it while dying i found out.

[vagrant sequoia]

obviously not

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-502627409480164820

[royal sinew]

i got shot by a cheater after killing 3 scavs 🔥

[floral edge]

why would you tell him

honestly

[short ravine]

Sadly not home

[granite token]

better to die than heal during that task

[knotty musk]

Because he knows damn well I have unheard

[spice bane]

Ah yes, attack my prefered gamemode over semantics

[floral edge]

i assume you're trying to get people in here unheard

[royal sinew]

i got killed 3 mins in by a cheater

[short ravine]

Just came in expecting the normal eft chat entertainment at work

[floral edge]

i might have a buddy in the server if you dont find anyone

they did some cool cosplay in fanart a while back

[fading goblet]

it's kinda obvious that bolt actions are not the most used anymore

[vagrant sequoia]

if you login to the site, it shows you what version you have

[short ravine]

Fr? Didn't know that

[royal sinew]

ew

[quaint sable]

forced conversion *

[royal sinew]

gross get that out of here bro

[nova niche]

Nikita’s biggest shill

[vagrant sequoia]

Yeah I shilled so hard that I made sure the entire mod team didnt have to pay for that shit

[royal sinew]

i wish it got reverted to EOD being on sale again

[nova niche]

Not you

[vital sail]

can we stop going band for band in eft chat

[nova niche]

I honestly would have preferred if they just removed EoD, and added Unheard where EoD was

[knotty musk]

this is my favourite

[granite token]

brokie

[quaint sable]

broke?

ok im sorry

[vital sail]

ok bro 😔

[quaint sable]

that was mean

[vital sail]

smh

[nova niche]

Akog

Double down

[floral edge]

is that not what they did

[short ravine]

Where abouts? Sorry can't see it anywhere? The gifts area?

[floral edge]

except they made the edition better in every way

[nova niche]

It costs 100$ more

[vital sail]

that wouldn't be very moddly of them

[nova niche]

So no

[nova niche]

Brokie

[vagrant sequoia]

on your profile page

[quaint sable]

12 🥀

[vagrant sequoia]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/profile

[floral edge]

do you not fancy spending an extra 100 for a bath robe?

[vital sail]

tis fella

[knotty musk]

its because some random guy in here gave me a code for 2 lines one time

[shy drift]

I have pfe do I get a funny code

[quaint sable]

go by those extra 2 slots for 6 bucks

[vagrant sequoia]

If you want to see someones transaction history, ask sylvia to post theirs

[shy drift]

You gave my wife one but not me 🤬

[sharp sandal]

Sylvia

What did you do

[vagrant sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[vital sail]

standard is the way the game was intended to play

[shy drift]

You're DONE for pal

[quaint sable]

i also did that but it isnt displayed nicely like yours

[vital sail]

you guys arent hardcore enough

[granite token]

which mod bought game first?

[harsh shell]

bro seeing unheard pockets is so nice

[vital sail]

where do i send the screenshot

[floral edge]

probably not me

[harsh shell]

theyre so spacious

[shy drift]

Sending over the divorce papers right now

[quaint sable]

2021 😎

[royal sinew]

its cool but i refuse to pay 60 extra euros for it

[knotty musk]

season 1 didnt have the ability to pay for all of them at once. you had to do it one by one

[harsh shell]

LAD

[sharp sandal]

YOLO

[harsh shell]

i didnt pay SHIT

[floral edge]

now i gotta pull my receipts cause im also jan 2021

[vital sail]

when you get taste of a lavish lifestyle so you get corrupt politicians

[royal sinew]

beggar 🥀

[sharp sandal]

ok

bye

#screenshots message

[floral edge]

oh shit no

[shy drift]

You know Karl marx forgot to include how awesome it is to have more shit than other people

[floral edge]

i started feb 6 2021

[harsh shell]

son unheard was the BEST THING to ever come to tarkov

[nova niche]

Got my game 2020

[harsh shell]

🔥

[quaint sable]

scroll to the bottom lemme see those DATES

[knotty musk]

colonel can you get them to add the cross faction clothes for unheard already

[quaint sable]

loser

[granite token]

Damn am I an unc
Dec 2018

[knotty musk]

i wanna wear the lonsdale

[floral edge]

have you worn the three stripes set even once

[silent hemlock]

2017

[nova niche]

Twice

[floral edge]

why not 3

[shy drift]

The USEC tracksuit is great

[quaint sable]

3 for 3

[nova niche]

Original game was a gift code lol

[sharp sandal]

bro chat so active but vc dead

[quaint sable]

damn gg

[sharp sandal]

Its funny too because i was gifted base game, then EOD a year later, then Unheard when it came out

[vital sail]

id join but my voice is too angelic

[sharp sandal]

I haven't spent a single dime on game editions

[short ravine]

People generally chill just in the vc?

[granite token]

weirdos

[vital sail]

dudes just a nepo baby 😭

[floral edge]

unless i get tked, its chill

[sharp sandal]

Im in a vc in discord ~12-17 hours a day

[vital sail]

blue role does that much huh

[sharp sandal]

??

[glad wadi]

my role is actually above operator

[sharp sandal]

I have only been active here 8 months lol

[short ravine]

Ngl I caved and brought the additional task lines, it's too good for standard account

[floral edge]

being a father?

[vital sail]

shut up man

[silent hemlock]

nope it's under

[nova niche]

Geon is a certified setup gamer ™

[floral edge]

oh he genuinely has a role

[vital sail]

hasnt it gotten old

[nova niche]

No

[vital sail]

like yeah pc in closet

[vital sail]

hes closeted. dont shame him for that

[floral edge]

jealous?

[nova niche]

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[floral edge]

if you wanna 1 up him

i have an attic with exposed insulation you can sit on and play

[vital sail]

i cant i already came out as gay

[sharp sandal]

ok...

[nova niche]

Thats my gamespace wtf

[sharp sandal]

that was random

[nova niche]

Ur already giving it away?

[granite token]

I'm deeply closeted

[floral edge]

well im waiting and waiting

but i still only see that crt computer setup up there

[vital sail]

pc in closet. closeted. coming out of closet?

[floral edge]

it sits right above my desk in the attic

and frankly im a bit fucking scared

[nova niche]

I still need to get a passport

[floral edge]

cause one day its gonna collapse onto me

[pale loom]

any eft codes?

[granite token]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[nova niche]

Why wont u take the crt out

[floral edge]

well

the whole floor is pink cotton candy

[vital sail]

need a proffesional upstairs neighbor?

[floral edge]

crt is on the other side above my room

[nova niche]

Mmm

Cotton candy

[floral edge]

new requirement for your cohabitance here though

[granite token]

forbidden itchy cotton candy

[floral edge]

2 robot lawnmowers for back and front yard, fix them

[nova niche]

Why are they broke

[floral edge]

i dont know

1 got a lobotomy and needs to be reaclibrated

meaning letting it scan the backgarden

the others touchpad refuses to work

so i cant even turn it on

[nova niche]

So

Hear me out

[quaint sable]

Loborobo 🥀

[nova niche]

Take the brain out of the touchpad one

[vagrant sequoia]

Hold the fuck on

[nova niche]

Put it in the lobotomized one

[granite token]

honestly what you get for using filthy clankers to do a man's job

[vagrant sequoia]

who the fuck owns a robot lawnmower?

[nova niche]

Vani

[floral edge]

what do we do with the others

uh

the last home owner

2 of them

i just dont fancy paying a grand each to fix them lmao

[nova niche]

Idk

[floral edge]

i just had to have the whole boiler upstairs replaced

[acoustic otter]

u got a humanoid robot mowing ur lawn?

[vagrant sequoia]

maybe they left them because they are absolute shite

[floral edge]

because some fucking spastic glued it to the ground

[sharp sandal]

i know someone who does

[granite token]

they're like roombas

[floral edge]

and i couldnt remove a faulty part of it

[acoustic otter]

oh those are super common no?

[nova niche]

They glued a boiler?

[floral edge]

to the ground

yes

[short ravine]

Ngl could probs sell them to a repair shop for a bit of cash

[vagrant sequoia]

Takes 15 mins to cut the grass lmao

[nova niche]

What

[granite token]

I've personally never seen one

[floral edge]

whole thing had to be replaced

[acoustic otter]

like 1/3 of the gardens in my area has a lawnmower roomba

[floral edge]

i have a big front and back garden

[vagrant sequoia]

unless you want it looking like wimbledon or some shit

[sharp sandal]

same for vacuuming yet people own roombas

[floral edge]

the big field behind me my neighbour pays to mow for me

[nova niche]

Vani lives in a manor now

[floral edge]

as i believe it was his fathers field

[nova niche]

Hes too fancy for that

[granite token]

rich ass norwegians

[acoustic otter]

😭

[sharp sandal]

[floral edge]

im not an out of touch billionaire yet

[vital sail]

no way

[floral edge]

but if i was

everyones getting maxed stash lines

[sharp sandal]

based

[nova niche]

Totally didnt buy them all already

[acoustic otter]

and unheard?

[vagrant sequoia]

If you were, you wouldnt be in this shithole talking to us

[floral edge]

then 10 copies of vs

[acoustic otter]

gotta stay humble somehow

[floral edge]

i would

[nova niche]

This is like his alter ego like batman

[vital sail]

billionaires can be lifeless too 😔

[floral edge]

just looking down at yall

[granite token]

If I'm a billionaire no way I'm getting a robot to mow my lawn
way better options

[floral edge]

from my towering 5'7 stature

[nova niche]

Barely taller than me

[floral edge]

or rather looking up at you colonel

[sharp sandal]

i think im the shortest person here holy shit

im 5'2

[short ravine]

[nova niche]

Look down at him from your manor

[acoustic otter]

if i was a billionaire im swapping my lawn instead of cutting it

[vagrant sequoia]

Yeah well

[vital sail]

really got the short end of the stick eh

[short ravine]

I'm sure the extra inches went somewhere else dw

[vagrant sequoia]

I was gonna say, gonna have to look so far down you end up looking up

[sharp sandal]

yeah well colonel is a fucking lanternpost

[floral edge]

i did it myself

[vital sail]

6'7?

[granite token]

ever dress up as an oompa loompa?

[floral edge]

fucker would be up to my 2nd story bedroom windows

[vagrant sequoia]

nah 6 2

[nova niche]

Hes in your walls

[sharp sandal]

Nah bro

[floral edge]

i hope not

they're fucking solid stone

[nova niche]

Ramstad is 6’11

[sharp sandal]

wrong person

oops

[sharp sandal]

nah man

[floral edge]

i had to screw some holes into them and it took 30 mins

[vital sail]

lowkey 5'2 better than something like 5'7-5'9

[nova niche]

@frail pivot

[granite token]

missin out

[sharp sandal]

hey im chilllin aight?

im ok with being short

[acoustic otter]

so ure just gonna interrupt him while hes working how rude

[nova niche]

Yes

[vital sail]

eco friendly

[frail pivot]

-+

?

[granite token]

fs
lean into it
embrace the lollypop guild

[nova niche]

Hes Norwegian what is he actually working on anyways smh

[nova niche]

I was telling them how tall u are

[short ravine]

I'm taller than half my friends and still the only one single, so clearly doesn't matter much

[nova niche]

Also hiiiiii

[knotty musk]

norway 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 man (no way) 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴

[frail pivot]

awwww

[acoustic otter]

paying taxes

[frail pivot]

norway norway norway!

[vital sail]

i didnt mean it in a romantic way

[sharp sandal]

I mean im alr into taller women so this only benefits me

now the next step, actually going outside (never doing this one)

[nova niche]

Nor-way man

[knotty musk]

norway man 🗣️

[frail pivot]

yeah, need to pay taxes so people can stay at home and play tarkov

[knotty musk]

(no way)🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴

[short ravine]

Outside? Never been, what's it like

[nova niche]

You’re still playing Tarkov?

[vital sail]

side out

[acoustic otter]

thanks

[sharp sandal]

Idk man i just get shawarma sometimes

[nova niche]

Hop on Dark and Darker with the stack

We can kick geon out for a bit

[floral edge]

i appreciate it

[frail pivot]

dont have much time tbh, been working my ass off

[frail pivot]

no probs

[nova niche]

Fair enoughs

[floral edge]

when are we getting on div 2 sylv

ram was in my stack before

[frail pivot]

ur welcome! Happy day yesterday?

[nova niche]

When I buy it again someday

[vital sail]

go up to bron with me nonchalantly so he gives us 1 million each

[floral edge]

dont tempt me

[nova niche]

Idk what account my new ubsioft is even linked to

I need to do some research

[floral edge]

ive gifted you so much bullshit you know i will do it again

[acoustic otter]

was chill just visited grandparents not much else, u?

[nova niche]

Oh yeah

[frail pivot]

to a friend, had our friend chef comming over and made some really good food! 6 courses

[acoustic otter]

oh shit nice

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi you friend is here

[frail pivot]

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[nova niche]

Was there a norwegian holiday yesterday

[acoustic otter]

having a chef friend might be the meta

[acoustic otter]

national day

[nova niche]

Ahh

[royal sinew]

ngl having ran them so often going w/o an altyn/rys-t/tagilla feels naked

[frail pivot]

independence day
17th of may, recommend searching it up. It a really nice day

[knotty musk]

alright guys pick

[frail pivot]

we had a chef, a dj, 2 bartenders, a magican, alot of pretty girls

[knotty musk]

i know what im picking

[vital sail]

@glad wadi yuno miles dropped a new song 🥹

[frail pivot]

left

[vital sail]

the cheaper one

[sharp sandal]

CHICKEN TENDERS

[frail pivot]

bcouse im voting all right

[acoustic otter]

holy shit u guys balled tf out sounds awesome

[frail pivot]

jk jk

[sharp sandal]

CHICKEEEEEEEEN

[floral edge]

Left

[acoustic otter]

gonna be the right one without drink to save cost

[frail pivot]

but enjoy, need to get back to work for the norwegian tax users

[knotty musk]

round 2

[floral edge]

May aswell get 2 drinks instead

[harsh shell]

bro

what do i even do with all this space

[floral edge]

Right

[acoustic otter]

both those pictures look not nice

[floral edge]

Left is a fucking sandwich stood vertically

[glad wadi]

Ramstad GET OUT !!!!

[knotty musk]

youre in the left one twice tho

[floral edge]

What

[gritty drift]

why is there a sandwich in the ice cream

:(

[knotty musk]

vanilla ice cream and vanilla syrup

[floral edge]

Oh shit

Bro

[vital sail]

bro i beg you please

[knotty musk]

you gotta read it

[floral edge]

Back the fuck off from me and my syrup

[sage kindle]

i have information

[acoustic otter]

the left one is a milkshake wtf

who put the bread there

[sage kindle]

no way ento is still here

[knotty musk]

are we voting for the italian beff combo?

[floral edge]

Yes

[acoustic otter]

sup unc

[nova niche]

Is that the ritht one

Right

[floral edge]

Yes

[nova niche]

Then yes

[sage kindle]

hi hru

[acoustic otter]

id rather have the bread milkshake

[knotty musk]

okay this next one is a hard one

[sage kindle]

is uhh whats his name

[sage kindle]

is max still alive

[acoustic otter]

yes

sometimes he chats here

hes going to the army

[nova niche]

Those both look awful

[sage kindle]

im cracking that

[knotty musk]

i know which one im picking

[acoustic otter]

dude where tf are u finding these shit images

i read double cheeseburger and think nice then i look at the imag

[nova niche]

Ig if i had to pick its the left one

[sage kindle]

those look awful btw

[nova niche]

Right one makes me sad

[acoustic otter]

ye same gotta go for the left one

[sage kindle]

it makes me ANGRY

[knotty musk]

im being presented with a double cheese burger

[sage kindle]

id beat up the dude that gave me this burger

[knotty musk]

for 7.50

[vagrant sequoia]

Both are an absolute scam for the amount you get

[sage kindle]

yo colonel im reporting you to the local authorities

[nova niche]

Can u just go to greggs butch

[knotty musk]

i'd vote for the double cheese burger

[acoustic otter]

what

[knotty musk]

you know that is gonna slap

[floral edge]

left

[acoustic otter]

no it is not gang

[nova niche]

It looks undercooked

[sage kindle]

bro likes eating shit

[acoustic otter]

it looks like someone threw the ingredients of a double cheese into a blender

then split it and upcharged it

[knotty musk]

another hard one here

[sage kindle]

the bread is literally crumbling by being looked at

[nova niche]

War rationing 🥀

[sage kindle]

son what the fuck is this

[acoustic otter]

what the fuck

[sage kindle]

the cumburger son

[acoustic otter]

the left one is actually what they ate in UK during WW2

[nova niche]

Lmfao

[knotty musk]

listen

[nova niche]

Called it

[vagrant sequoia]

for?

[short ravine]

OK man, I'm british too, but wtf is that on the left

[sage kindle]

not being my sugar daddy

[knotty musk]

the LX hammer burger is £132

beef pie is 4.50

[vagrant sequoia]

mate just accept that you're getting scammed

[knotty musk]

like

[sage kindle]

i ate a beef pie yesterday and it was fire, this beef pie is like the saddest thing in the world

[vagrant sequoia]

womp womp

[floral edge]

do i need to say anything

[nova niche]

Why is it 132£

[short ravine]

Changed my mind, give me the pie

[acoustic otter]

132 is demonic

[sage kindle]

why would u pay for this man

[elfin ruin]

Anyone hating on the classic meat pie is just an idiot

[knotty musk]

chek gets it

this pie looks fire

[sage kindle]

this is not the classic it looks sad

[acoustic otter]

🥀

[knotty musk]

shits gonna be the best pie youve ever eaten

[sage kindle]

my beef pies look better

[acoustic otter]

the beef pie looks like it went through the cia torture program

[floral edge]

never in my life have i had to see that thing in person and frankly im okay with it

[acoustic otter]

got the life sucked out of it

[short ravine]

Tbf if it looks like that it better be

[vagrant sequoia]

From a stadium, defo not.

Its gonna be fucking stone cold and it'll shatter your teeth

[knotty musk]

so what is this

[nova niche]

Can you show us something actually good Butch

[sage kindle]

butch what the fuck are you doing man

[knotty musk]

132 for the burger

[vagrant sequoia]

Only use is to throw it at someone in the crowd

[acoustic otter]

actual rock

[knotty musk]

or 4,50 for pie

[nova niche]

Im not paying 132£ so the meat pie

[sage kindle]

why would u pay 130 pounds for literally anything

[nova niche]

Thats literal money laundering

[elfin ruin]

You could buy 30 meat pies

[sage kindle]

especially a weird looking tall burger

[acoustic otter]

rock on the left and a leg on the right

[floral edge]

what if money was no object

[knotty musk]

oof

[vital sail]

if youre realy craving a weird looking tall burger

[knotty musk]

okay

this one

[nova niche]

He made it an object

So

[knotty musk]

might be tough

[short ravine]

That's a good point, just buy 29 meat pies and call it a day

[sage kindle]

i dont even know if id get the sauce tower burger still

[vital sail]

neither

[sharp sandal]

RIGHT

[sage kindle]

why does the burger have a tongue

[floral edge]

cheese dog

[knotty musk]

this one is easy

[sharp sandal]

What is all this non-shit-looking food

[short ravine]

Burger

[vagrant sequoia]

That bacon is diabolical

[nova niche]

Cheese dog

[floral edge]

that bacon is still moving

[elfin ruin]

The hot dog

[vagrant sequoia]

Butch just stop

[knotty musk]

such an easy choice

[acoustic otter]

why is all the UK food mush and still breathing

[sharp sandal]

He'll keep going for an hour

[sage kindle]

the bacon is genuinely completely pink

[vagrant sequoia]

Its stadium food

[nova niche]

Gotta ration the gas for their stoves

[sharp sandal]

And before we know it we start seeing food with catshit again

[vagrant sequoia]

absolutely fucking dogshit

[sharp sandal]

Its the natural cycle

[nova niche]

The war efforts need it

[short ravine]

Yeah the burger, who wants green things in their food

[sage kindle]

least crrispy bacon you;ve ever seen

[acoustic otter]

idk if i believe its limited to the stadiums

[vagrant sequoia]

Everything either came from a can or has been swimming in water

[knotty musk]

this burger looks FIRE

[acoustic otter]

ragebait

[floral edge]

other than the bacon

[knotty musk]

the patty looks incredible

[floral edge]

give it 2 more mins

[vagrant sequoia]

the burger looks like absolute shite

[floral edge]

minimum

[nova niche]

Ok thats cool butch

[elfin ruin]

If you mean they should be fired for serving that bacon yeah sure

[nova niche]

BUT ITS A BACON BURGER WITH A LIVE PIG ON IT

[sage kindle]

butch i pity you

[knotty musk]

so what we voting for

[vagrant sequoia]

Hold on

[floral edge]

cheese dog

[nova niche]

cheese dog

[acoustic otter]

pay extra to experience the hunt urself

[shy drift]

butch is from england so naturally his opinions on food are void

[vagrant sequoia]

butch post the burger again

[short ravine]

I mean it looks like shit, which is exactly how you know its going to taste fucking phenomenal

[floral edge]

unless we remove the bacon

[acoustic otter]

ye nah

the bacon still has its tongue

[elfin ruin]

It’s fookin rawwww

[chilly barn]

so apparently lighthouse is a shithouse im doing punisher part 4 and dayummmmmmm spawn (wait 20min) move and find no player and repeat

[short ravine]

Easy burger W

[shy drift]

thats the burger from fortnite

[short ravine]

Give me two

[shy drift]

😭

[acoustic otter]

i wouldnt feed that burger to my dog

[nova niche]

If u took the bacon off

[knotty musk]

burger clears

[nova niche]

Id choose burger

[sharp sandal]

im making a second multiblock macerator

[floral edge]

thats what im saying

[acoustic otter]

then the bread is fucking mush

[nova niche]

But the bacon ruins it

[sharp sandal]

and this shit is draining ALL of my bronze

[acoustic otter]

good play

[sharp sandal]

like ffs

[elfin ruin]

I’d eat that one

[short ravine]

It's the same picture?

[nova niche]

Actual fucking bacon

[acoustic otter]

do u got a fortune hammer?

[nova niche]

Ok group question

[floral edge]

dont think my mouths big enough to eat that

[knotty musk]

alright next one

[vagrant sequoia]

nah, thats what an actual burger looks like

[knotty musk]

clear winnder in this next one

winnder

[nova niche]

How do u like your bacon, a bit chewy, crispy, or basically burnt

[floral edge]

right

[vagrant sequoia]

who the fuck

shat on the right pic

[short ravine]

A dirty puddle of water, both look ass

[floral edge]

between crispy and chewy

[acoustic otter]

idk what either of these foods are

[knotty musk]

its a lamb kofta

[vital sail]

donkey eating figs

[floral edge]

because i literally cannot ea tthe fat bits of bacon

[elfin ruin]

Neither I’m buying a meal deal from Tesco

[acoustic otter]

i dont like when a hotdog looking thing is on a stick

[knotty musk]

its lamb

[nova niche]

Lamb mentioned

I want a gyro now

[acoustic otter]

lamb on a stick?

[vagrant sequoia]

You'd probably enjoy it more than the shit butch is posting

[knotty musk]

its lamb kofta

[floral edge]

lamb my beloved

[short ravine]

Add another 3 kebabs and maybe the right one

[calm nest]

Mmmmmm corn dog

[nova niche]

When are we all gonna get gyros

[acoustic otter]

yea im lowkey good maybe ill eat the limes or whatever it is and then starve

[knotty musk]

so what we voting

[floral edge]

when i get a visa to the us

[acoustic otter]

WE aint getting gyros

[calm nest]

I want an authentic shawarma

[vagrant sequoia]

both those options are diabolical

[nova niche]

Ig if i was forced to pick

Left

[calm nest]

Like I want it jam packed and a lot of yelling in languages I didn’t know existed

[nova niche]

I dont trust the right one

[acoustic otter]

butch when will u post good food

[calm nest]

That’s what I want

[knotty musk]

youre at gun point and you have to pick

[floral edge]

taco shlels look greasy

[nova niche]

Left

[vital sail]

🥹

[floral edge]

so right

unless you give me a fork

then left

[acoustic otter]

right looks like less food so its over quicker

[calm nest]

Someone open one of those in South Carolina

[short ravine]

If they give you a triple portion the right

[vital sail]

you got it bossman

[nova niche]

Give us the next god awful one

Hurry up

[calm nest]

Guaranteed fatass dedicated customer RIGHT here

[knotty musk]

do we have any swedes in chat rn

[floral edge]

i cant eat for 3 hours

cmon

keep it coming

[calm nest]

You already got a customer guaranteed

[sharp sandal]

@ashen ledge aren't you swedish?

[knotty musk]

easy left

[vital sail]

trash vs garbage

[floral edge]

give me the freakshake

[sharp sandal]

Also hi, haven't talked to you in 5 years

[short ravine]

Just give me the diabetes slab

[knotty musk]

easily the left one

[nova niche]

Ill take right

[acoustic otter]

american cake looking right? probably kills u after 10 minutes no?

[nova niche]

The left one concerns me

[floral edge]

butter the fucking roll man

[sage kindle]

dude what the fuck

[knotty musk]

dont need it when it has [redacted]

[vital sail]

evil version of would you rather

[vagrant sequoia]

I dont want to say what the left one looks like

[acoustic otter]

"walking on sunshine freakshake"

[nova niche]

We all know

Colonel

[acoustic otter]

ye im not having a freakshake

[nova niche]

We know

[floral edge]

not gonna talk about whatever was on the double cheese burger

[nova niche]

Ok give us next one

[knotty musk]

you y'all want the freakshake?

[maiden robin]

How do you optimize your srttungs

[floral edge]

freakshake

[maiden robin]

So I’m not at a disadvantage

[knotty musk]

oof okay

[floral edge]

right

[sharp sandal]

right

[short ravine]

I'd rather have diabetes than special sauce

[acoustic otter]

right

[knotty musk]

bacon roll tho

[acoustic otter]

its alive

[sharp sandal]

mf

Why tf ask us

[wary bough]

Does anyone know whats the best for an early player to farm for money

[sharp sandal]

If you immediatelly pick the opposite

[nova niche]

Right

[vagrant sequoia]

Wheres the fucking bacon

[short ravine]

If only there was more bacon

[vital sail]

WHY is the left one more expensive

[acoustic otter]

waiter, 1 bacon with bread please

[knotty musk]

NEXT

[sage kindle]

that bacon roll is so plain...

[sharp sandal]

RIGHT

[acoustic otter]

left

[vital sail]

lefty

[sharp sandal]

Left one isn't a fucking meal

[short ravine]

Left, avoid green stuff

[sharp sandal]

its fucking nachos

[nova niche]

Maybe its the lighting

But the right doesnt look cooked

[vital sail]

almost 3 times cheaper

meaning you can buy it 3 times

[acoustic otter]

right one will make me vomit

[sharp sandal]

Im not eating that many fucking nachos honor

[knotty musk]

a lot of split in the voting rn

[nova niche]

Ill go with the safety of the left one

[short ravine]

Honestly the right one looks like it comes pre digested

[vital sail]

😭

[floral edge]

left

too much going on on the right

[knotty musk]

oh man

[floral edge]

left

[nova niche]

What the fuck

[vital sail]

please delete this

[calm nest]

Chat doing a fanum eat or pass on British “cuisine”

[short ravine]

Bro wtf burger or vomit

[calm nest]

W

[glad wadi]

pie and mash and liquor

[vital sail]

heaven or hell

[knotty musk]

ngl

pie

[acoustic otter]

uk vs uk

[vagrant sequoia]

one on the right is actually banging

[acoustic otter]

that is tuff

[knotty musk]

the pie looks fire

[vagrant sequoia]

dont shit on it till you actually try it

[floral edge]

mushy pea boy

[sharp sandal]

def right

[vital sail]

whos your dealer

[calm nest]

Is that a pile of shit or meat

I can’t tell

[short ravine]

I bet it tastes great, but that presentation...

[vagrant sequoia]

its not mushy peas lmao

[glad wadi]

the green stuff is pretty much gravy

[vagrant sequoia]

yeah presentation is shit

[nova niche]

Can you guys make ur food look edible

Please

[vital sail]

do NOT step foot into a casino bro PLEASEEE

[knotty musk]

alright

[floral edge]

right

[calm nest]

Butch showing us the turd sandwich vs. liquified aloe Vera

[vital sail]

lefft

[knotty musk]

1.50 each for the "tacos"

[floral edge]

actually

right if the meat is lean

[short ravine]

Oh right 100% that actually looks banging

[floral edge]

left if theres fat bits

[vagrant sequoia]

okay darlington actually pulling it back

[vital sail]

then right

[nova niche]

Hm

[vagrant sequoia]

the cheese isnt even melted on the left

like

[nova niche]

If the right is cooked well

[knotty musk]

darlington knows whats up

[nova niche]

Ill go right

[floral edge]

do you not have a lighter

like what

[royal sinew]

2 diff pmcs just in my path while im looking for scavs bro what the fuck i still win but why

[calm nest]

Mmmmmmm lighter cheese

[short ravine]

Ngl that right picture is making me hungry now

[vagrant sequoia]

you arent allowed a lighter in the stadium you idiot

[tall citrus]

apparently if youre doing Discombobulate, drive past the Sawmill planting spot, youll get the Plant prompt and it consumes your grenade, says the task is complete, but doesnt let you hand it in. lol. then after you exit the raid it will be 2/3 again

[floral edge]

they cant stop me

[nova niche]

YOU arent

[knotty musk]

alright

[vagrant sequoia]

They absolutely can stop you

[floral edge]

right

[short ravine]

It's the uk, you can barely own a coat zip

[livid tulip]

Does anyone know what all the edge of darkness release rewards are? I just noticed i got a red flannel

[vagrant sequoia]

@sharp sandal its your countries food

[nova niche]

So like

[calm nest]

I bet Coxxy can eat that glizzy in one bite

[sharp sandal]

WTF IS THAT

[vital sail]

girth or length basically

[short ravine]

What even is the left lmfao

[nova niche]

Wheres the hotdog in the left

[knotty musk]

its under the mayo

[sharp sandal]

BULGARIAN FOOD IS SHIT

[calm nest]

Coxxy would slide that shit down his throat

[sharp sandal]

DO NOT PICK THAT

[knotty musk]

i know what i would pick

[calm nest]

No resistance

[nova niche]

Lmao

[floral edge]

under the mayo and cheese

[glad wadi]

remove food 😂 👌

[knotty musk]

that left hot dog is gonna bang

like

[floral edge]

honestly

[knotty musk]

ngl

[sharp sandal]

Do not FUCKING PICK THAT

[floral edge]

there might not even be a hot dog

[knotty musk]

all that mayo just adds to it

[sharp sandal]

IT WILL GIVE YOU FOOD POISONING

[floral edge]

they may have lied

[sharp sandal]

I LIVE IN BULGARIA I KNOW, THE FOOD HERE WILL KILL YOU

[short ravine]

Yeah and so is your heart 3 bites in

[nova niche]

Can I use my one abstain

From voting

[knotty musk]

too much sauce in the right one

[floral edge]

your heart wont fucking survive long enough to find out if theres a hotdog in there

[knotty musk]

you get 1

[nova niche]

Im using it here

[short ravine]

Fr

[knotty musk]

vote

[nova niche]

Im not eating the left and the right is bulgarian

So i abstain

[calm nest]

Tiny Vienna sausage in the middle

[glad wadi]

that left one is making me feel sick

[floral edge]

right

[glad wadi]

fuck off

[sharp sandal]

exactly

[short ravine]

Right, I value having blood moving in my arteries

[sharp sandal]

DOnt eat bulgarian food

It is actually fucking dangerous.

[knotty musk]

omg

the angle

[vital sail]

next

[nova niche]

Oh no

[vital sail]

HOLY SHIT

[sharp sandal]

LMAO

[floral edge]

DAYUM

right

[vital sail]

right

[nova niche]

Hm

[floral edge]

2.5 hotdogs and we have a sylvia sized hot dog

[sharp sandal]

One on the left is 3 euros bt

[short ravine]

Left

[knotty musk]

9.30 for the right one

[nova niche]

What the hell vani

[knotty musk]

3 for the left

[floral edge]

wait thats one foot long

[glad wadi]

extendo shaboing boing

[vital sail]

oh fuck no

[nova niche]

Im going left

[floral edge]

5 and a little bit

[vital sail]

left

[sharp sandal]

mf got a 6L26 as a fucking hot dog what the fuck

Left

[nova niche]

Left looks really good actually

[vital sail]

i dont like m-mustard

[short ravine]

Ye left looks fire

[floral edge]

you'd have to look weird to eat the left one though

is it worth it

[nova niche]

I dont like mustard either

[knotty musk]

this one is gonna be tough

[sharp sandal]

Nah bro, cut it into 4 slices with a knife

[nova niche]

But im not paying 10 bucks

[knotty musk]

sylvia you wasted your abstain

[silent hemlock]

left

[elfin ruin]

That is pounds sterling

[sharp sandal]

wtf

[floral edge]

left

[vital sail]

youd look weird eating either of them bro 😭

[nova niche]

For a hotdog

[sharp sandal]

ABSTAIN

[vagrant sequoia]

hahahahaha

[short ravine]

Look weird anyways

[sharp sandal]

ABSTAIN

[nova niche]

Oh god

[sacred saddle]

Japan wtf

[vital sail]

thats acutally so gross

[sacred saddle]

i thought you were better than this

[vital sail]

i dont wanna partake in this activity anymore

[sharp sandal]

eh 3.5 euros not bad

[silent hemlock]

JAPAN

[nova niche]

Ok

[short ravine]

At least they made an effort to cook the left, I'd eat that still

[nova niche]

Im going left, and heres my reasoning;

They actually took a bite

[frail gorge]

yo who can help me with what i have to do when prestiging

[nova niche]

Meaning they are confident it wont kill them instantly

[knotty musk]

the bun is shaped like a cats paw in the right one

[sharp sandal]

Butch is an expert

[vital sail]

they took a picture so it didnt kill them instantly

[frail gorge]

i have the requirements but idk what is the best to do

[nova niche]

I pick left

[floral edge]

left

[silent hemlock]

❤️ 🐈

[vital sail]

ill stay hungry

[knotty musk]

🤔

[short ravine]

Although tbf, if anyone actually served the right one, they must have disinfected it or some shit, no one is stupid enough to think that's cooked

[vital sail]

ok bro

[floral edge]

right

[knotty musk]

wheres the onion

[glad wadi]

😭

[vital sail]

thats just shit

[sharp sandal]

Fucking auzzies wtf

Right

[short ravine]

OK what even is this

[sharp sandal]

Atleast on the right

There's a drink to wash it down

Maybe get the taste of fucking ACID out of your mouth

[knotty musk]

the dog on the right looks crazy good

[harsh shell]

sorry does birdeye ever use his m4 lmao

[nova niche]

The left bun broke

[nova niche]

I choose right

[harsh shell]

he shot me in the leg with rsass

[knotty musk]

wheres the onion chat

[glad wadi]

it forgor

[short ravine]

Gonna go left and just force it down as fast as I can

[vagrant sequoia]

its 1 single onion

[sharp sandal]

he ated it

[vital sail]

it was a hot dog with onion

[nova niche]

In the popcorn

[knotty musk]

this one is easy

[vital sail]

right

[silent hemlock]

sonion

[vagrant sequoia]

holy shit

[short ravine]

Ngl left don't even look that bad

[sharp sandal]

LMAO

[vagrant sequoia]

Do I want more bun than meat or do I want to eat charcoal

[floral edge]

left

[sharp sandal]

The one on the right was made in 1945 in hiroshima

[nova niche]

I mean

[knotty musk]

left one looks like it would go down crazy style

[short ravine]

[knotty musk]

like im eating 3 of those

[nova niche]

If you ate the right one, it would help u purge a lot of the previous ones due to charcoal

[vagrant sequoia]

You are not beating the allegations when you say this

[short ravine]

Fr, looks like a midnight snack in the making

[knotty musk]

@hollow citrus #discord-mod-mail not in public chat

[glad wadi]

it looks like a shitty hot dog with too much mayo

how are you eating 3 of those

[vital sail]

thanks sherlock

[knotty musk]

i love mayo

[sand pendant]

ew mayo

[nova niche]

Im sure u do

[vital sail]

fucking brits bro

[sharp sandal]

at that point you become the coke oven

[knotty musk]

im smashing like 5 of em

[nova niche]

I bet u love mayo

[glad wadi]

glizzy gladiator

[nova niche]

So much

[sand pendant]

imagine eating mayo at any point

[short ravine]

Tbf we will eat almost anything

[knotty musk]

bro i get pizza and put mayo on it

[vagrant sequoia]

I have some chipotle mayo

[vagrant sequoia]

okay thats rancid

[sharp sandal]

[short ravine]

That's weird?

[sharp sandal]

WHAT

[vital sail]

cant even lie i do that too

[knotty musk]

pepperoni pizza covered in mayo

like

[sharp sandal]

Butch you are fucking weird

[glad wadi]

Vile

[sand pendant]

you will get arrested and executed next time you visit italy

[elfin ruin]

If it’s garlic mayo I understand, if it’s like hellmans he’s fucking disgusting

[glad wadi]

and I like mayo

[sharp sandal]

Geon liking Drake is normal compared to that

[vital sail]

its not that bad actually

[sacred saddle]

As long as we can boil it

[sharp sandal]

What the fuck

[vagrant sequoia]

yeah garlic fine, not just straight up mayo

[nova niche]

Ok im going to watch youthbe

[vital sail]

mayo on peperoni pizza isnt half bad

[glad wadi]

prepare to die

[short ravine]

Honestly not even, an attempt just has to be made

[sharp sandal]

Right

Fucking acid trip on the right there

I'll take it

[sand pendant]

Geon likes Drake? Color me shocked

[knotty musk]

2ft long hotdog INSIDE the donuts tho

[vital sail]

right. i dont like goats

[knotty musk]

you get a main and dessert

[hollow citrus]

Who ever likes mustard is a disgusting human. Same with Mayo

[short ravine]

Left I'm sold

[sacred saddle]

i did wonder wtf that was

Of course its a donut hotdog

Why wouldn't it be

[glad wadi]

theres a glizzy in the donuts?

[vital sail]

oh wait i didnt even see the hotdog on the right wtf

[sand pendant]

thats the most american looking thing ive seen all day

[knotty musk]

its just straight normal mayo

[frail gorge]

yo what do i need to transfer when i prestige, ik about bitcoin but i can't buy those, also things like the toolbox, can i ever get them again?

[glad wadi]

healthiest fed meal

[sharp sandal]

Yes

[vagrant sequoia]

THERE ACTUALLY IS LMAO

[sharp sandal]

You claim them again on the escapefromtarkov page

Or your system messages

[glad wadi]

lowest calorie fed breakfast

[knotty musk]

you get your permanent rewards and stuff again when you prestige if you claim them from website

[vital sail]

chop chop food boy

[sand pendant]

lowest calorie american midnight snack

[sacred saddle]

Every day we stray further from god

[knotty musk]

so left or right

[frail gorge]

like in gifts on the website?

[vital sail]

left

[floral edge]

might be for the better

[sharp sandal]

Yes

[short ravine]

Left

[sharp sandal]

Right

[vital sail]

cant even make out whats on the right

[frail gorge]

alright ty imma just send it ig

[sharp sandal]

Right has a free acid trip included

[floral edge]

another 2 and a half hours till i can eat and i need to watch this

🥀

[glad wadi]

can anyone help me with test drive 5

[knotty musk]

pick carefully

[sand pendant]

i ate half a crossaint today

[vital sail]

holyt

[sharp sandal]

WHAT THE FUCK

LMAO

[vital sail]

please give me left

[knotty musk]

the one on the right is free

[short ravine]

Left bro, that's so much meat

[shy drift]

yall ever had deep fried marsbars

[sharp sandal]

Right because the left one has her nails all up in that shit

[glad wadi]

scottish donkey