eft-chat

[final wigeon]

clothing

[quiet salmon]

@surreal moth dude he's cheating 0 hitcount??? 1 !

[visual adder]

it doesn't fuck up the Cultist circle anymore, so that's a plus

[calm nest]

The drip out clothes were free if you got the 1.0 launch being shit “we’re sorry” clothes

[frigid leaf]

thats sum heat

[surreal moth]

how did you use almost 500 ROUNDS

[calm nest]

The bundles they gave were the drip out items

[surreal moth]

stop wasting my ammo!!!

[calm nest]

There’s now

Zero point

To the taskline

[surreal moth]

who are you talking to buddy

[final wigeon]

the quest still unlocks clothing

[quiet dust]

hahah i didnt know it used to do that lol

[quiet salmon]

cooldee is deetarded though no ?

[calm nest]

Go look at it, you have the clothing for free

[visual adder]

Got it the wrong way around bud. They added those cloths for purchase, then added the tasks so there was a way to get them in game as well

[frigid leaf]

erm actually 🤓

[final wigeon]

yes but the reward still says clothing

[royal sinew]

ye i know i have another clip of me doing it to him but i hit that jumpshot in his game ill show it soon in factory rn

[calm nest]

Yeah then they gave them to everyone for free

[quiet salmon]

ahhh

[visual adder]

they did?

[calm nest]

So now it’s pointless unless you just bought the game

[calm nest]

Yeah remember the “we’re sorry the servers exploded” reward from launch?

[final wigeon]

the exp isnt even worth

[calm nest]

It’s the BEAR and USEC drip out stuff

[visual adder]

ooohhhh... Those were in there? Do they stick through prestige?

[calm nest]

Yeah every account that played on/before launch has it tied for free

Lemme see if I can find the announcement

[visual adder]

nah, I vaugley remember doing the video on it now, don't waste your time, lol

[surreal moth]

i see

[surreal moth]

wait were you in the wiki a lot

[visual adder]

not past tense, still am

[surreal moth]

i knew it

why are you here

[fickle kite]

Someone tell me how I can brighten up this game, factory basement is basically me running around blind

[visual adder]

research

[surreal moth]

interesting

[cold brook]

Can’t wait for bsg to drop ice breaker for my bday

W gift

[surreal moth]

night vision

[calm nest]

Can’t wait for the tarkovTV

[surreal moth]

that’s too soon

TARKY TV WOO

[calm nest]

I’m interested in what icebreaker entails

[surreal moth]

i think a map

[cold brook]

Have they given a date?

[calm nest]

Laby 2.0 but with cool ass helicopter

[surreal moth]

not that i’m aware of

and usually i’m pretty aware

[calm nest]

Niki said on twitter “I sense a tarkovTV is coming up…” right when they posted the new icebreaker pics on the tarkov twitter account

[fickle kite]

[visual adder]

I think it's going to be in a similar structure to Terminal, no PvP, very scripted and story driven

[calm nest]

So pretty soon

[surreal moth]

i’m not wrong tho

[quiet dust]

interesting

[visual adder]

I'm guessing wed or thurdsay for TarkovTV with Icebreaker the same day

[fickle kite]

im lvl 13

[calm nest]

I hope there’s PvP and looting potential

[surreal moth]

nice

[calm nest]

Terminal loot not being available was big sad

[visual adder]

Yup.

[calm nest]

Black div drip when 😭

[quiet salmon]

only reskinned black div arena slop

😢

[quiet dust]

holy competitive advantage

[visual adder]

Looking at my notes from the Tarkov TV in December, this is what I put down

"ICEBREAKER event and quests in Q1 - be like labyrinth but story enriched - will be single player experience (so think terminal)"

[calm nest]

That costs 200 GP because BSG is fucking stupid and puts shitty granit plates in them

Instead of no plates for like 20 GP

T5 ceramics are OP, 300000 billion GP

[rigid flax]

Hey man it’s still kinda cool

Brownie points for changing the mags

[calm nest]

I mean I’m just wondering where it’s gonna fit

I’ve said since launch I don’t think the 4 endings are all there’s gonna be

[visual adder]

Nikita has alreayd said they will add more

[green talon]

did residential unit get nerfed?

[visual adder]

But Icebreaker isn't going to be an ending

[green talon]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[calm nest]

I’m hoping one is actually gonna be hard

Not the bullshit we got that’s barely a challenge outside of a mind numbing labs money grind

Farming 500 mil = hard, the BSG way

[fickle kite]

I got a vector and an M1A

I didn't know the loot was so good man what the heck

[quiet salmon]

brownie points for literally the shittiest skins in any possible creation

[lyric abyss]

i just got an advanced current converter out of yellow lets fucking go

[surreal moth]

i want a brownie

[quiet salmon]

they literally added a fucking elf skin for usec

[calm nest]

Nah but alone in woods is drippy

[visual adder]

🤣 The AUGs have 855A1 in em

[hollow rock]

I know you gotta pay for it with real money but the partizan camo tracksuit is fucking drippppp

[calm nest]

I been rockin that fit since I prestiged, I don’t have the will to spend 4 mil on my dumbass T-shirt

[calm nest]

I slurped so many of the MDR ones for the 60 rounds of M62 for test drive

Shit was a life saver

And the odd RSASS or DVL with a lil M61 and 993

[quiet dust]

i went to factory during this event like 5 times and died to killa 3 times

[rigid flax]

I’ll take this Bp over the last one any day

Goofy ass dirty bike shirts

[hollow rock]

I only got back into it this week and trying to do the toolkit quest the other day when it started was aaaaids

[lyric abyss]

you the real awm? love your vids man keep it up

[surreal moth]

can we get more blue clothing

[quiet dust]

lmfao yeah good luck with that

[royal sinew]

well that's a first.

[surreal moth]

i’d like something for bottoms to match my kameleon

[royal sinew]

did not expect to kill killa with an SR2M today.

[cold brook]

I recall them mentioning at first it will be like that but after the event that it releases with it will open up and play similarly to labyrs

[rigid flax]

Good luck with what exactly

[calm nest]

Standing here

[hollow rock]

smog pattern camo would be cool

[calm nest]

I realize

[quiet dust]

wrong reply lol

[surreal moth]

pls add lgbtqia+ clothing options

[royal sinew]

i barely lived

[rigid flax]

Skeleton shirt

Duh

[visual adder]

I've seen that rumor around a lot, but I have nothing backing it up. I legit think it's hopium from the comunity. Good hopium, but hopium none the less

[surreal moth]

lmfao

[calm nest]

It seems to be more laby-esque

I hope so

[royal sinew]

look at it @calm nest #screenshots message

[surreal moth]

is that thanos in your pfp

[quiet salmon]

@surreal moth goobing?

[royal sinew]

im only alive cuz he ran pp-19

[surreal moth]

i’m sweating and i’m js laying in my bed why is it so hot

[hollow rock]

no its one of the dudes from Jackass/CKY

[calm nest]

Get back to me when you kill killa with an M67 or VOG-25 like I have

If you haven’t naded or GL’d killa out of spite yet

[hollow rock]

I managed to get greandier done with a single throw if that counts

[neon heath]

guys is there a a map for kappa ? or i just need to do all the missions

[surreal moth]

45 or 9mm

[calm nest]

I got it done like 2 prestiges ago I think by screaming “Kobe!” And tossing an impact through the window of H20 back towards the black door and it landed on 2 people

[royal sinew]

i impacted him my first ever kill lmao. i was with a buddy who died to him

[calm nest]

My last grenadier I felt bad

I zvesda’d and legged a Timmy

Whispered “hey dude, just let it happen… it’ll be over soon…” as I rolled the nade under his feet as he licked the wall and started shooting in panic

He was so afraid

[cold brook]

씨발

[calm nest]

Bro speaking John cena

Bing chilling

[surreal moth]

bing chilling !!

hey you beat me to it

[cold brook]

Pretty sure it was the ttv in December they said it, I’ll see if I can find it somewhere and rewatch later

[hollow rock]

I got mine the other day when a 4 man team on factory was pushing me in the medical room, one of the dudes did an f1 line and gave them away so I fired a vog at the steps and got them as they stacked up on the landing lol

[royal sinew]

unconsensual grenadier bro

[fickle kite]

I JUST GOT OUT WITH SOME INSANE JUICE OMG AND I GOT THE TASK DONE THANK YOU @visual adder

[surreal moth]

тупая сука

[calm nest]

I mean

Maybe he shouldn’t have been on my factory

Ever think about that?

[surreal moth]

you’re welcome

[royal sinew]

ok island boy

[surreal moth]

that’s a horrible insult

pls 500 magnum and cowboy hat and wheat straw

assless chaps

[calm nest]

Uhhhh I cut my brother off not uhhh… whatever they did.

[visual adder]

Good shit. Don't thank me, you did all the work 🤣

Get some more runs in before the event times out, you only have a few more hours

[timber citrus]

What the fuck I just watched the icebreaker vid from you airwing

I'm so excited for this shit I hope it's actually pve and not another labyrinth

[calm nest]

Yet it’s never “omg comma I watch you and Skolas all the time I love you so much sign my profile”

What a shame, what this world has come to 😔 😔

[surreal moth]

i’d ask this

sign my arm i’ll have it tattooed

[calm nest]

I don’t know cursive I’ll just print name

[surreal moth]

[timber citrus]

I hope there's a lot of requirements to get to icebreaker

Labyrinth requirements are pretty tame

LK access or something

[woeful pebble]

guys out here team killing

who do i report that to?

[calm nest]

Hopefully PK tied

Since we never got his in game trader

[woeful pebble]

i got all his info

[calm nest]

If you have a clip that shows it send it to #discord-mod-mail

[hollow rock]

sorry y'all it was an accident

[woeful pebble]

ok ill send it

[valid crane]

CEASE FIRE

[rotund wharf]

where can i go to get daily updates on new codes to put in

[timber citrus]

With the helicopter in the sky in the pics that's actually fire yeah I hope so too

[violet ivy]

i might finally get over my fear and play tarkov tonight holy cow

[timber citrus]

Fear?

Of what lol

[violet ivy]

LOSING

the worst thing imaginable

[violet ivy]

fear not, I'm used to being mocked by juicers

[timber citrus]

You're losing out on the best raids of your life rn

You could be crawling to emercom with tagilla n killa loot, a pmc, plus ledx

[violet ivy]

i have like 10 raids, you people scare me too much. i been pvein until im drunk enough for pvp

[timber citrus]

Lol

Just gotta send it bro that's the only way

Or go to beginner VCs

I would do that

[violet ivy]

that is a good idea

[urban oak]

I still have so many twitch drop cases to open up..

[violet ivy]

i'm gonna try to be like a chad tho and solo an entire lobby without the ability to do that

[violet ivy]

LOL I have every single one unopened still

[urban oak]

I have 73 to open.. lol

[glacial flicker]

those twitch drop cases went so crazy at launch

[glacial flicker]

checks out lol

[violet ivy]

my dumb ass thought twitch drops expire so my pvp inventory is just full of them and I'm too much of a pussy to even play it's so weird

[crude vessel]

how do i get my twitch drops? i claimed them on steam and on the tarkov website its waiting for me to claim them ingame

[violet ivy]

someone sends them in the mail, I can't remember who. I think prapor

[crude vessel]

hmm lemme see

[violet ivy]

if they're not in the mail some shit still needs to be connected for you

[glacial flicker]

wdym by you're too much of a pussy to play? Just accept that youre gonna die and lose gear

[violet ivy]

that is rational but sadly being a pussy is irrational

shit is SCARY out there dog

[glacial flicker]

lets run it rn

ill carry you

[violet ivy]

who

[glacial flicker]

i havent played in a few months

[violet ivy]

aight bruh your funeral, I wont say no

[glacial flicker]

lets run it

[calm nest]

Dude seeing old MDR recoil is wild

Black MDR had better recoil than a full recoil build tan MDR nowadays lmao

[timber citrus]

I have way too much shit to even accept drops lol I just sell the shit I get

Honestly bro insurance needs a nerf it's kinda overpowered asf

[vital sail]

black mdr is soo cool bro

[calm nest]

Its ass now

[vital sail]

not really

I guess with a supressor it is

[civic widget]

much like bulpups irl x)

[calm nest]

The new parts made it goated on wipe, now it’s jumpy and trash

[vital sail]

but with the RED compensator or whatever it is its pretty nice

[calm nest]

No point to run the MDR over AK-308

[vital sail]

that is true

[prisma pewter]

wouldn't it be nice if Nikita wouldn't take off Mip-Streaming without turning it off for everyone lmao shi is stuck but the setting cant be found game is a joke

[calm nest]

AK-308 has better vert and ergo while suppressed, it’s cheaper, unlocked sooner

Easier to mod

And 24 round mags are dummy cheap

Compared to 70k for 25 rounders

[vital sail]

Allat for 5 more bullets

just hit your shots bro

Youre shooting 7.62

[calm nest]

MDR lost it after the first “meta shake up”

And it’s still meh

[vital sail]

why did they do it again?

So" players would think about guns looking visually more pleasing"?

[calm nest]

The first one was a who fucking knows that one was dogshit

[vital sail]

Rather than stats

[calm nest]

It just made the meta choked to M4 and NL spam

Newer one fixed it a bit I suppose

[civic widget]

NL was a mistake

and 5.45 bias is incredibly laughable

[calm nest]

They made stuff in line with eachother to encourage drip builds but they didn’t think about progression

[civic widget]

its such a dogshit caliber xD

[vital sail]

idk why they nerfed suppressors so much man

who the hell likes running loud guns

[calm nest]

The progression is fucked

A mech 2 M-lok grip that’s 7000 roubles is the same as a nearly 50k skier 4 quest locked fore grip

It’s dumb as fuck, they didn’t give an ounce of thought into the progression

[vital sail]

theres a grip that has exactly same stats as rk2 but cheaper

[calm nest]

L4 trader SAI QD handguard that costs 90k is worse than a 17k STM handguard

[vital sail]

Like 1:1

[mystic maple]

Random updates first, planning later

[calm nest]

That’s the one I’m talking about

Stubby M-lok

It’s literally mech 2 and 7k roubles

[vital sail]

The tilted grip is useless now

[mystic maple]

gral-s too

moe

a lot

[calm nest]

20 gunsmiths for a buffer tube?
Enjoy your +1 ergo

For -12k

[cursive birch]

servers dead? got "into" raid but just connection lost

[calm nest]

I mean it’s cool they removed overswing and encourage drip builds

[surreal moth]

happens all the time

just reconnect

[sand pendant]

wait, what?

[surreal moth]

but servers have been bad lately

[sand pendant]

overswing was removed?

[calm nest]

But at least make the L4 trader shit that costs 4x as much as something with the same stats a bit better

[cursive birch]

first time in month for me so. would not say all the time

[calm nest]

Yeah nothing on main game has overswing

[sand pendant]

wow ok

[calm nest]

I’ve built a 0 ergo suppressed M60

[tawny berry]

sucks that arena still has overswing lol

[calm nest]

No overswing

[sharp sandal]

Hello chat

how ya'll doin

[sand pendant]

suppressed svd go crazy

[calm nest]

Sako is ass now

Theres no point over the AXMC

Killed the identity of the Sako

[sand pendant]

unicorn rifle

thankfully they made the task a little less tedious, but its still ass

[calm nest]

The whole meta shakeup thing was just really dumb

Congrats, “meta” is loud now

[sand pendant]

i prefer that honestly

[calm nest]

And you can build bullshit stats at a quarter of the price because progression is entirely removed now

[sand pendant]

having silent raids all the time, cuz people ran cans was dumb af

there was literally zero reason to ever not use a can

[calm nest]

54 recoil 45 ergo M4 costs 150k

Sheesh

[mystic maple]

They fail to realize it doesnt matter what they try to do to introduce diversity, people will be drawn to meta like moth to light

[coral cave]

??events

[reef condor]

Killa and Tagilla are 100%, along with their clean up crew on Factory!
Player scavs are temporarily restricted from the Factory location.

[vital sail]

I hate how like the best handguards for thee m4 are those ugly ass round ones

[coral cave]

when is the event over? please someone

[mystic maple]

put it in screenshots 😄

[vital sail]

Today pretty sure

[sand pendant]

boohoo, you lose 1-3 ergo for using a worse one

honestly, who cares about that

[vital sail]

boohoo

[calm nest]

Too much work but I post my builds in #weapon-modding

[vital sail]

theyre cheaper then the ones that look good

dumbass

[sand pendant]

blame bsg then

[vital sail]

who else did i blame

[crude vessel]

why do objects from over 20 meters ingame start distorting and glitching visually

[vital sail]

prolly graphic setting

[crude vessel]

which one ? dlss?

[vital sail]

could be

dlss made lasers so weird i had to turn it off

[sand pendant]

dlss is just janky in general rn

[crude vessel]

i already have dlss off

[sand pendant]

and i hate that

cuz TAA is ass, but ever since 1.0 dlss has been worse

[crude vessel]

ok i found the issue its anti alliassing

[vital sail]

was bouta say

[crude vessel]

its just so weird i want to focus on one thing from afar and the rest of my screen is fucking out

[sand pendant]

aliasing in this game is horrendous for some reason

[hollow rock]

bro what a fuckaround this xsolla thing is

[vital sail]

man i wish my game looked like nogenerals videos

shits so crisp

[hollow rock]

i just want to buy a cool skin and its trying tog et me to unearth 6 years of documents to find a disuputed transaction so it can unblock it

[sand pendant]

only way to get a crisp looking game rn is to own a 5090, use preset M or something and run DLAA 99%

before 1.0 you could just use preset K and not spend your mortgage on a gpu

[crude vessel]

does it make fps higher or something

[sand pendant]

aliasing is what causes these shimmers and the pixelated look at range. anti-aliasing solutions like TAA, FXAA or DLAA try to fix those

[urban oak]

alright.. a warm up scav run, and then attempt number 8 to escape...

[sand pendant]

unfortunately most anti-aliasing solution make the picture look blurry or smudged, DLAA was the best option we had for a while, until BSG botched scopes with them in 1.0

[vital sail]

They gotta make it so if you die 3 times on terminal it resets your account

[sand pendant]

so now were stuck with TAA

[vital sail]

Like permadeath

[urban oak]

screw that.. lol.. they need to dial down the aimbot BD then ;p

last attempt i got rushed by 2 groups of BD and scavs at the same time, at a spot they shouldnt be rushing me at.. My gun jammed eventually.. Killed 92 AI and was almost at the last pier..

[civic widget]

you were like 4~ ish AI off?

depressing

[urban oak]

yup

[civic widget]

good luck on your next run^^

[urban oak]

thx

[vital sail]

Dont get camped at transit

[urban oak]

shoreline doesnt seem busy these days

[civic widget]

game dead so

not surprised

[surreal moth]

well happens frequently when you’re at server ping limits which i’m usually on

[vital sail]

Whats your ping

[wintry tendon]

[surreal moth]

usually 200-210ish

[wintry tendon]

we riot

[vital sail]

Oh damn

No wonder mfs dont like your comms

you prolly give them after shit happens

[surreal moth]

woah chill

[wintry tendon]

woah

[vital sail]

Na dw i have 80 ping and give worse comms

Got tked by viinex because of it

[wintry tendon]

if you only had to eat one fast food place what would be

[surreal moth]

i believe it

[surreal moth]

uhhh wendy’s

[wintry tendon]

rest of ur life

[crude vessel]

just bought an mpx off flea and its used :(

[surreal moth]

does chipotle count as fast food

[sand pendant]

yes

[wintry tendon]

ill let it slide

[surreal moth]

that’s healthier

[wintry tendon]

u ever had qudoba

whats better

[surreal moth]

yes absolutely

[vital sail]

A mall that has all of the fast food places

[sand pendant]

malls in the big 26 😭

[wintry tendon]

i have mic feeling about it

[vital sail]

Isnt that what theyre called

Lile the big ass things

[surreal moth]

qudoba is akin to taco del mar (which might just be a PNW thing) idk

[vital sail]

With multiple stores

[wintry tendon]

tbh i like the malls soft pretzels

[surreal moth]

chipotle has whole ingredients, qudoba tastes like high school kitchen food

[wintry tendon]

my mall has a bens softs pretzels kinda gas

[surreal moth]

mmmm pretzels

[vital sail]

is pretzel thar german thing

[sand pendant]

yes

[surreal moth]

no!

americans have them too

[wintry tendon]

tbh i only like them for a bowl everyonce in awhile with there spicy cheese but usually tears me up

[surreal moth]

did you know costco apparently used to sell pretzels in their food courts

[sand pendant]

soft pretzels are just normal pretzels to us germans

[surreal moth]

😭

[wintry tendon]

is it ?

[sand pendant]

yes

[crude vessel]

#videos message

[sand pendant]

literally every store sells them around here

[surreal moth]

what’s a not normal pretzel ?

[sand pendant]

staple bakery stuff

[surreal moth]

what is that

[vital sail]

Are pretzels just breadsticks with a different form

[sand pendant]

those hard small ones, which you americans just call pretzels

[surreal moth]

idk why germans are so obsessed with hakken

[surreal moth]

both large soft and small crunchy are just pretzels to us

[knotty musk]

Hmm

Do i wake up in a bad mood or nah

[sand pendant]

yeah idk, then again, we have like 100 types of bread at each bakery

[surreal moth]

ooo hakken and gabber

i like bread

[surreal moth]

no pls i can’t handle another stressful day

[wintry tendon]

i like angel cake

thats a bread

[sand pendant]

i was a bit suprised when i found out, most other countries dont have such a distinguished bread culture

thought it was just normal

[surreal moth]

“distinguished bread culture”

are you hearing yourself right now

[wintry tendon]

[sand pendant]

then again, we have like 5% of the fast food branches americans are used to having

[sand pendant]

yeah it sounds ridiculous, but its true lmfao

[surreal moth]

i went to germany and yelled in a train station because no one would exchange my paper money for coins to put in the little train station lockers

[sand pendant]

germans are arseholes, i can speak from experience and being a german myself

most people just dont wanna bother getting involved in ANYTHING

[surreal moth]

Osnabrück curse you

mcdonald’s helped me after i paid for a full meal but i had to carry my luggage all the way there and then there was no point in getting a locker cause when i carried it back i had to leave

[sand pendant]

hey, one of our 3 fast food brands

oh wait, scratch that, we have 4 actually

mcdonalds, burger king, kfc and pizza hut

thats kinda it

[vital sail]

Hey

[surreal moth]

hey

[vital sail]

At least yall have some cool stories

i love german bedtime stories

Like das deschtroyer

[fallow crystal]

wait what did i miss

[surreal moth]

there’s no way you don’t have tacobell

[sand pendant]

nope, not a single one in the whole country

[fallow crystal]

this is good

[vital sail]

Not here either

[surreal moth]

i literally found a tacobell in Utrecht netherlands

[vital sail]

I think

[sand pendant]

technically we have one on a US military base, but thats a bit of a fringe case lol

[vital sail]

Is tacobell good

[surreal moth]

subway pizza hut and dominos too

[wintry tendon]

eating it rn

[surreal moth]

god

[sand pendant]

heard its a good laxative

[wintry tendon]

tbh never get anywith with meat from taco bell

[surreal moth]

feel a blowout and i’m not even eating it

[vital sail]

Blow

[surreal moth]

out

[wintry tendon]

i just like there chicken quesadillas cause of there jalapeño sauce

[surreal moth]

i love the quesadilla

have you ever gotten them from chipotle

[wintry tendon]

never actually

[surreal moth]

you can only get it from the app which is DUMB granted the app does work very well

very well designed imo for fast food app

it’s a bunny party 🐰

[vital sail]

bunny

[sand pendant]

apparently we have a single chipotle store in frankfurt

just one in the entire country

[vital sail]

i love frankfurt bro

their roblox servers are the best

[sand pendant]

i hate frankfurt

[vital sail]

Keep up the good work

[surreal moth]

call me the frank furter cause i’m about to down chipotle in germany

[knotty musk]

?

[surreal moth]

i have GOT to go to bed

[vital sail]

Oh right youre from the us

[sand pendant]

granted, theyve done a lot to clean up the city, but it was full of junkies and prostitutes last i checked

[vital sail]

whats the time for you

[surreal moth]

11:46

[sand pendant]

its 8:39 AM and i need to get ready for my lecture 😭

[sharp sandal]

9:39 am gang

[quiet salmon]

@vagrant nova when laby 👿

[knotty musk]

Must flex this shot again

[sand pendant]

Where are the pixels, William?

[knotty musk]

They were visible on the monitor

Clip not so much

[surreal moth]

you only need me dawg man you saw me take down those guys after you failed and died

i lost both those sick mcx trying to kill kaban

rip

[quiet salmon]

you refuse to play with me fuck off

[knotty musk]

Rip fed

[surreal moth]

i haven’t seen you on once

i’m always chexkimg

[quiet salmon]

I'm laying in bed curling my toes talking in eft chat for hours but I won't hop on tarky

[knotty musk]

Checkmaxxing

[surreal moth]

i hope a mosquito bites it

[wintry tendon]

chek maxing myself

[surreal moth]

you know what i mean

[quiet salmon]

what

I was saying thats you

😭

[surreal moth]

yeah that is me but i hope a mosquito bites you

[knotty musk]

Out of order

[surreal moth]

i’m melting

[knotty musk]

Anyway nanners i can hop on soon

I need insomnia kills

5 of them

[wintry tendon]

gotta get my lighthouse kills

[surreal moth]

pls don’t trigger my current insomnia

too late

[knotty musk]

Great now you can hop on

[surreal moth]

out of order

[knotty musk]

What are you, a broken toilet?

Enough of that

[surreal moth]

so specific

[knotty musk]

Skibidi toilet

[surreal moth]

guys lock in we have ice keeper coming

[royal sinew]

what?

[surreal moth]

breaker

[royal sinew]

ice keeper

[surreal moth]

peace keeper ice breaker

[knotty musk]

Ice keeper

[quiet salmon]

same

need them zvesdas 👿

[royal sinew]

wdym ice breaker coming tho lmao

that's not comin yet

[surreal moth]

it’s coming sometime

[knotty musk]

Its coming very soon

[surreal moth]

god

[royal sinew]

very soon my ass

[surreal moth]

stop stoog baiting me

[royal sinew]

fym stoog baiting

[knotty musk]

Stoog baiting is crazy

That's not a term

[sweet lion]

??codes'

[sand pendant]

it is now

[sweet lion]

oops

[surreal moth]

nice one bozo

[vital sail]

Soon - never, or in 10 years

[sweet lion]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[knotty musk]

No seriously tho ice breaker is very soon

[vital sail]

Insider info

[wintry tendon]

sucks cause u can run around and find nobody

[royal sinew]

sure pal

[surreal moth]

i believe him, he’s a senior citizen mod

[knotty musk]

More images and nikita saying he can feel a tarkov tv coming

Like if that doesn't say soon then

[vital sail]

I can feel

[royal sinew]

nikita tarkov tv is him just flexing unused features

[vital sail]

Can i make that joke

[surreal moth]

no

[royal sinew]

how long more is event lasting?

[knotty musk]

Tarkovtv always starts during the downtime of a big update

[quiet salmon]

yep they said lets make 60% of the spawns just ineligible for assessment and call it a day, we heard enough complaints LH was shit so lets make it worst 🙏

[vital sail]

Please

[royal sinew]

my insurance tab wont open 🥀

[surreal moth]

-_-

[royal sinew]

its a few hours right

[vital sail]

67%

[quiet salmon]

https://gyazo.com/2bd166e1995cb0798ca02f1fb00fed90.gif

[royal sinew]

in all fairness LK camping has gone down considerably

atleast if u spawn southern end

[knotty musk]

The current even still has like 8 hours on it left

[quiet salmon]

hahahaha next joke please

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-12330668096487000474

[royal sinew]

nah if u spawn southern end u should b fast enough

[surreal moth]

we spawned in the back of train station the other day

[vital sail]

whats that

[surreal moth]

“woah this is definitely a new spawn”

i said

[royal sinew]

i almost got ratted cuz of this. luckily the guy is dogshit.

[knotty musk]

Me and nanners spawned at northern checkpoint when he had all of his batya stuff to hand over

[granite dove]

If i kill zyrachi before unlocking PK are there any negatives?

[vital sail]

Wait lightkeeper is on lighthouse right

[royal sinew]

reset time!

[vital sail]

whyd i think he was on shoreline

[knotty musk]

And then by the time we got there

[sand pendant]

grey one looks just like my cat ♥️

[knotty musk]

Zyriachiy was dead

[quiet salmon]

just delivered it with krabs, got exact same spawn except 50 ft to the right along the shore

shit was weird

[knotty musk]

Rough

[vital sail]

Doesnt batya mean dad in russian

Why is the questline named batya

[quiet salmon]

queatline

[surreal moth]

nanners is really finicky about the island and going to it

he’s so picky

[knotty musk]

@quiet salmon you best get ready to leave your friend when I get on

[surreal moth]

then gets US killed cause he breaks his leg

[quiet salmon]

bro is just yapping nothingburgered

[quiet salmon]

he's uh

in another dimension right now

[vital sail]

Nothinggburgered

[knotty musk]

Great! I can be on in line 10

Like 10*

[vital sail]

line 10

[quiet salmon]

he went back to being a fish shit was so funny

[surreal moth]

pmo

[knotty musk]

What

Went back to being a fish

[quiet salmon]

played for 4 hours and he'll just yap one word, refuse to speak for 30 minutes

legit sounds like he's drowning and he says one word before he gets taken back under

[vital sail]

sounds like an awesome teammate

[surreal moth]

i have the opposite problem

[knotty musk]

Oh so I'm doing you a favour then

[vital sail]

Dude nobody invited

[proper sluice]

LF a duo partner? 🙂

[vital sail]

??lfg

[reef condor]

If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg or #pve-lfg.
If you are new to the game, check out #sherpa-info. Happy raiding!
Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/tarkovarena

[vital sail]

Too many exclamation marks

[vagrant nova]

i got my sj9 but i am still down. tomorrow maybe bro ?

[vital sail]

viinex is here

Im out

[surreal moth]

get out

[quiet salmon]

ahhh congrats

[subtle spear]

when will bsg hit the point where they have made enough money from cheaters buying accounts where they can actually work on that issue

instead of letting it slide for profit

[subtle spear]

"I am waiting for a good movie about me. who will play me?" maybe ask 2021 jonah hill, u need someone with a bmi of over 30

[wintry tendon]

so server issues?

anyone else get lots of spikes of dc?

[hollow rock]

not I

[vagrant nova]

:(

[rigid flax]

It’s ok we all wake up insecure sometimes

[vagrant nova]

wow bro

[hollow rock]

also how many times do I gotta hear that partizan alarm before he shows up

[vagrant nova]

i taught u how to pvp tho

[vital sail]

??

[vital sail]

You team killed me

i was your meat shield and you still killed me

[wintry tendon]

[vagrant nova]

cuz u were typing while in raid bro 🥀

[vital sail]

Made me beg for my life

[vagrant nova]

that did NOT happen

[vital sail]

and now because of you i cant survive a single raid for some reason

[subtle spear]

ironic considering you are so insecure you dont even speak in your twitch streams

[vital sail]

just fighting teams

[silent hemlock]

[vagrant nova]

maybe switch servers

[wintry tendon]

ur profile remind me of inuyasha

[vital sail]

shit right

[subtle spear]

ur voice cannot sound that fat dawg

[vital sail]

I forgot to switch off rus west

[rigid flax]

Wym I literally yap for 4 hours with no deaths

[subtle spear]

lemme look

[wintry tendon]

hes lieing he dies on repeat

[subtle spear]

i can tell

[rigid flax]

[subtle spear]

holy bro yeah nvm im sorry

[wintry tendon]

well just art style

[subtle spear]

walking is free

[wintry tendon]

[subtle spear]

so is not eating 6 meals a day

[rigid flax]

You are afraid of identity on the internet, I would rather be 400 pounds than incapable of having people know I exist

[subtle spear]

ESL?

[rigid flax]

Yes I’m eating salad later

[subtle spear]

i wouldnt

[civic widget]

"gregory fortnite" trying to pull shots on bloodbag's bio

that's funny

you guys are cute

😭

[wintry tendon]

blood actually cool person tbh lmao

[subtle spear]

i think i would sit in my garage with the door closed and the windows down with the car running over looking like you or weighing as much as you

[rigid flax]

No need for authors when the books write themselves

[vital sail]

discord beef gets serious

[quiet salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/radi-whatthedogdoing-dog-bruno-gif-22328465

[civic widget]

xD

[vital sail]

Tuff name bro

[civic widget]

Thanks I didnt make it

It was set for me

I just havent changed it xD

[vital sail]

no i meant gregory fortnite

[civic widget]

ah lol

[vital sail]

your name is simply fabulous

num much

[subtle spear]

oh thanks

it is a p cool name

[knotty musk]

Stop typing I'm trying to scroll up to read gregory trying but it keeps zorping me to the bottom again

[vital sail]

zorping

Hey butch

[subtle spear]

just some friendly banter

[quiet salmon]

fuck this butch guy

[vital sail]

yoooo

[quiet salmon]

bro said 10 minutes and its been minutes

[vital sail]

wow

[rigid flax]

Can we see your stats

[vital sail]

"yeah amma get on in 10 bro" he says as he heats up the food

[quiet salmon]

he probably truly is heating up the food

[vital sail]

Foot

[quiet salmon]

bro is hatching it like a chicken

[wintry tendon]

0.91 kd kinda buns rn

[subtle spear]

6'1 195 285 bench 365 squat 415 dl

[vital sail]

6'1 😍

[rigid flax]

No like the ones that matter, from Tarkov

[vital sail]

Is your name 7x7=49

[knotty musk]

Ngl I started scrolling

Im getting up now

[subtle spear]

take your time dont hurt yourself

[hollow rock]

6'3, 200 iq (currently operating at 110 to conserve power)

[vital sail]

Butch is a youtube shorts kid

Geez louise

[knotty musk]

My shorts are only filled with breaking bad clips

[vital sail]

Leave some iq for the rest of us

[rigid flax]

🤝

[subtle spear]

200? what size bus did you ride to school

[vital sail]

Youre on discord so you can lower it to 67

For an equal playfield

[vagrant nova]

good morning by the way !!

[vital sail]

anti good morning

[knotty musk]

Good morning viinex

I hope you're having a great morning

[sand pendant]

😭

[vagrant nova]

🥺 i am

[knotty musk]

That's a shame

[vagrant nova]

i hope you are having a fantastic day !!

oh.

[rigid flax]

I will be staring at the screenshots channel while i wait for your profile photo

[vital sail]

Small talk demons

[rigid flax]

Also eating a star crunch (5th one today)

[knotty musk]

Im kidding viinex

Im in a good mood

[subtle spear]

you can click my profile to look at my profile photo

[vagrant nova]

you were mute for like 4 hours bro 🥀

[vital sail]

why cant you guys just hug it out

[vagrant nova]

was talking to myself the entire time

[quiet salmon]

butch is ready to enter such a bad mood

[knotty musk]

How many thoughts is this guy having

[vagrant nova]

AAAAA

[subtle spear]

if you want pictures of me you can add me, i dont send naked pictures for free though i know you are interested

[vagrant nova]

cuteee

[vital sail]

Because im shy and kawai >_<

what the fuck am i doing bro

[vagrant nova]

9am btw

[vital sail]

11 for me

[rigid flax]

Aw man I thought you got over the insecure stuff

[vagrant nova]

georgia 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

[rigid flax]

Back to my stoop

[quiet salmon]

thats enough internet for you today buddy log off please

[vagrant nova]

cant believe they made the US state into a country bro

[vital sail]

Im in uni bro

[subtle spear]

what is this sub5 talking about

[vital sail]

I need some

Cortisol

[vagrant nova]

what do u study bro

[lyric owl]

Anyone knows if they nerfed ultra med in interchange ? Used to print leddies every time now it’s so painfully mid

[vital sail]

Computer science but rn english lectures

[wintry tendon]

[vagrant nova]

so jobless in 3 semesters

we alike twin

[vital sail]

i am planning on switching to business admin

[subtle spear]

cs is so over

[wintry tendon]

btw this ping scared me in the bunker of resever

[vagrant nova]

im studying BA rn

[vital sail]

or maybe stay in cs and team up with an artist

[subtle spear]

india has been printing "CS degree" people like mad

[sand pendant]

been applying since the start of 2nd semester and no luck so far

job market is fucked

[vital sail]

Bowling armadillo

[vagrant nova]

the world when its our time to turn to adults

[sand pendant]

cant even get some fuck-ass minimum wage job

[vital sail]

whos our bro

[vital sail]

Ugly ass bitch

[vagrant nova]

noooo my shayla

[knotty musk]

Alright

[vital sail]

Youre such a millenial bro

[silent hemlock]

geon sighted

[quiet salmon]

I cant believe you cage up an animal like that

so rude

[vital sail]

eh

[quiet salmon]

let him run wild and die a horrible death

[vagrant nova]

dont say that to him !!

[vital sail]

Ugly animals do t deserve freedom

[knotty musk]

Its because you didn't live in it when I bought it for you

Had to have someone living in it

[subtle spear]

looks like dinner to me

[vital sail]

Glorp

[subtle spear]

might be a little rough

[quiet salmon]

let it join the place in the food chain

(getting eaten)

[subtle spear]

small animals like that have tougher meat

[wintry tendon]

whats ur fav map

[vital sail]

friggin tuff yo

[knotty musk]

He's just a guy

[subtle spear]

tuff af

[vital sail]

Fuff af

[zenith sail]

its sad that all the cheaters have now infested arena as well

[subtle spear]

love squirrels

hamster prolly the same

[wintry tendon]

cope

[quiet salmon]

its actually a female cant you tell

[vital sail]

fuck squirrels

[vital sail]

i like kiwi

[silent hemlock]

streets

[vital sail]

no not kiwi

[quiet salmon]

WHOA settle down

[vital sail]

Those are ugly aswell

[subtle spear]

squirrel is delicious

[vital sail]

kolibri

[quiet salmon]

leave them squirrels alone bro

[vital sail]

they tuff ash

[quiet salmon]

they don't need that

[wintry tendon]

what fps u get

[harsh shell]

2

[vital sail]

Fuck those

[subtle spear]

ironic

[vital sail]

What dosquirrels eat

Wallnuts

[wintry tendon]

to you yes very

[silent hemlock]

100+ on 4k

[subtle spear]

no

to you

[wintry tendon]

sheesh setup?

[subtle spear]

i have been playing since alpha mah boy

[silent hemlock]

4090 9950x3d and 69420gb ram

[wintry tendon]

i get like 80 90 avg on high

[vital sail]

Alpha males

[subtle spear]

they let the cheaters make enough cash

to buy more accounts

then ban

[knotty musk]

Hurry up coffee

[rigid flax]

In what world

[knotty musk]

Bro thinks cheaters buy accounts from bsg

[wintry tendon]

yeah ur cpu and ram definitely better are gpu are about the same maybe ??

[vital sail]

typical "amma be on in 5" friend

[subtle spear]

someone has to buy enough to supply them

[knotty musk]

I honestly to god think I've ran into 1 whole cheater in arena since it came out

[subtle spear]

they come from somewhere dumbass

[silent hemlock]

as far as i remember, my fps only improved after i pinned the cache cores to eft process

so for me it's cpu bound, only way to get more is if they optimize the game engine.

[knotty musk]

Are you gonna fix the attitude by the time i get back to my pc or nah

[vital sail]

Woah

[subtle spear]

attitude?

[rigid flax]

Magic 8 balls says: unlikely

[subtle spear]

oh shit

[vital sail]

fix your attitude young man

[subtle spear]

bro please no

[lucid axle]

Are they actually skull fucking the ADS mechanics or is it just a bunch of streamer gabagool

[subtle spear]

do not exert the only authority you have in your life upon me

[knotty musk]

Its in the ets

[subtle spear]

please

[rigid flax]

I doubt it’s ever coming to main

[glad wadi]

Ahhhhh!!!

[vital sail]

bumeon

[subtle spear]

what ever will i do

[silent hemlock]

[rigid flax]

👖 🔛

[lucid axle]

Welp it was a good run

[glad wadi]

Nooooo

[lucid axle]

but i think BSG has offically hit peak autism

[vital sail]

You better watch your tone young mister!

[subtle spear]

besides buy a dma card and 2nd pc for a grand total of 500 usd and target people prestige 2 and higher with hwid spoofer

[vagrant nova]

embarrassinggggg

[quiet salmon]

holy shit gleeb is here

crazy

[rigid flax]

Deserved for prestiging

[vital sail]

Ws in the schat 🖖

[subtle spear]

i fw u now

[subtle spear]

i take it all back

[glad wadi]

Help meeee !!!

[vagrant nova]

drake you aint the iceman 🔥 you have lice man 🗣️

[vital sail]

anita max win!

bro viinex youre so chronically online bro

Youre rubbing off on me

[harsh shell]

hes what

[vagrant nova]

???

[subtle spear]

think an frt on a sr25 clone is too much

[vital sail]

ok bro

[harsh shell]

freaky ass shit man

[vital sail]

exsctly

[vagrant nova]

i lowkey am tho

my ig reels is cursed

[vital sail]

yeah hes rubbing

[subtle spear]

deez nuts tactical has some drop ins for like 150 for ar lowers

[vital sail]

Oh that

[harsh shell]

👅

[vagrant nova]

ok

[wintry tendon]

MEOW

[harsh shell]

meow

[vital sail]

If i was mod id ban yall for flooding

but the streets aint ready for that

[knotty musk]

ok im on now

[harsh shell]

ban viinex

[knotty musk]

hell no

[harsh shell]

🙄

[vagrant nova]

😔✋

[knotty musk]

i like this viinex guy

[vital sail]

☝️ 🤓

[vagrant nova]

thank u

youre a good mod!

[sand pendant]

Bars, straight bars! Put this man behind bars!

[vital sail]

youre a good mod. Butchur morgan

[vagrant nova]

okay THIS is chronically online

how is ur stash now btw

[vital sail]

hows that chronically online

[rigid flax]

U can’t say this while listening to gunna

[vital sail]

lost like 4 spear

[vagrant nova]

yo 🥀

[vital sail]

All my bagarllies

[tulip glade]

do you get the ending rewards in pve if you escape terminal in pvp?

[rigid flax]

I’m sorry, Gregory fornite makes the rules

[wintry tendon]

545 SAG the goat

[vital sail]

Youre ruining the vibes bro

[silent hemlock]

🥀

[crude vessel]

this dude might be better than nogeneral im not sure if hes cheating though but the gamesense is insane

[vital sail]

maintaining the vibes, is our biggest priority

[rigid flax]

I’m wearing my need context hat

[crude vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0VLlIPJO5I

[vital sail]

i require context!

[crude vessel]

forgot to link the video

[vital sail]

ip grabber

Good try

[harsh shell]

yeah

[crude vessel]

he probably got all the spots in labs memorized

[harsh shell]

ofc alle is better than nogen lol

[crude vessel]

Youre not giving me malware pal

[harsh shell]

he just cranks out labs raids over and over and over

[rigid flax]

Yea alle a demon, but nogen has grass map hours so hard comparison

[vital sail]

nogen has reserve hours

[knotty musk]

alle is ONLY labs right

[vital sail]

he made me fall in love with reserve

[knotty musk]

hes just John Labs

[rigid flax]

96%

[harsh shell]

if he has nothing else to do

[crude vessel]

99.99% accuracy

[harsh shell]

he flies through his quests really quick and then just spams labs

[knotty musk]

ive been in one of his raids and he had a GL

[harsh shell]

his goal is always just wiping lobby

[rigid flax]

I supply him with endless bangers for stream, can’t lie he’s the only one I watch now

[vital sail]

Isnt that the goal in any labs lobby

[knotty musk]

hes scary when you accidentally end up in his labs raid

[vital sail]

truly a username of our time

[dry oasis]

a prestigous title

[vital sail]

prestige?

like tarkov

[dry oasis]

like noble rat title

[rigid flax]

I need new backgrounds for my keyboard

Someone remake the ps2 dashboard

[vital sail]

tung tung tung sahur getting a victory royale

[silent hemlock]

🧀

[dry oasis]

[silent hemlock]

[wintry tendon]

[lyric owl]

Anyone knows if they nerfed ultra med in interchange ? Used to print leddies every time now it’s so painfully mid.

[crude vessel]

yo im in streets and i got a shitton of good ammo do i wait till end of raid to extract
i dont know anything about streets layout

active lobby aswell

[lyric owl]

What extracts do you have ?

[rigid flax]

Just take flare

[crude vessel]

crash site collapsed crane kilmov taxi courtyard

[knotty musk]

himlobin definitely did NOT take a green flare with him

[crude vessel]

complete other side off map btw

[rigid flax]

[crude vessel]

first time youre wrong

[lyric owl]

You could swing by taxi if ur feeling saucy or just take green flare

[rigid flax]

Crash site it is

[knotty musk]

streets is the best map

[crude vessel]

im at expo checkpoint ish

terragroup building

closest one is crane i think

[lyric owl]

There is a special room in hell just for you

[knotty musk]

i miss sr2m pvp on streets

[sharp sandal]

Nah i agree with butch

[knotty musk]

it was too much fun

[sharp sandal]

Streets is goated

[crude vessel]

the folks in my lobby are pvping like theres no tommorow and im on 40 fps

[sharp sandal]

Especially with the better performance

[glad wadi]

AhhhhH!!!

[sharp sandal]

that being said i do NOT miss SR2M pvp

[knotty musk]

geon get back to work

[crude vessel]

son im sorry what better preformance on streets

[sharp sandal]

@lyric owl

[quiet salmon]

I miss SR2M PvP because PE ammo was goated

[sharp sandal]