eft-chat

[keen mango]

Geon you should help me in dark and darker

[knotty musk]

the boss did 0 damage

[glad wadi]

💀

[glad wadi]

Sorry we run a strict duo

[knotty musk]

yes we do

[glad wadi]

We can’t afford to carry

[knotty musk]

nope

we dont need another fed in the squad

lowk tho geon what class should i main when it wipes

[glad wadi]

Fixed my car feeling good asf

[knotty musk]

dont say fighter ranger or rogue

[vagrant nova]

does the Boss XE sight also give you the hipfire bonus when you have the laser on?

[glad wadi]

Bro worried about +0.001 hip fire accuracy

We saw the clip bruh

[knotty musk]

💀

[vagrant nova]

eat shit geon

[knotty musk]

Geon just cooked you

[glad wadi]

You need way more than that

[knotty musk]

Anyway guys do we think I can get kappa in 2 days

[glad wadi]

Put 3 lasers on ur shit

[knotty musk]

I have like 38 quests left

[vagrant nova]

gotcha 🗣️

[glad wadi]

Can I come

[knotty musk]

Yes

Wanna see a sleeping guinea pig

[keen mango]

Why are you so rude

[vagrant nova]

yes

please

[glad wadi]

How do you made me feel bad

[knotty musk]

He sleeps with his eyes open

[vagrant nova]

awwwwwww my shayla

[keen mango]

I’m struggling to read this

[knotty musk]

That's a crazy sentence geon

[glad wadi]

What happened there

I’m driving

[knotty musk]

Bruh

Stop

Get off the phone

[keen mango]

No don’t

[vagrant nova]

geon wtf

[keen mango]

Wrong scenarios

[glad wadi]

I parked now

It’s play center time

[keen mango]

I thought you weren’t allowed near those

[knotty musk]

Peep the snack spread

[floral edge]

fatty batty

[vagrant nova]

BRITISH POTATOES 🗣️🔥

[glad wadi]

8.9/10

[old grove]

tunnocks caramel wafer is god tier

[thorny apex]

bro living tarkov

[arctic osprey]

BRUH

[keen mango]

Where’s the 30 preservatives

[glad wadi]

Butch we need to play last day of wipe and use everything

[knotty musk]

"use everything" bro i deleted most of it

i dont have anything

[keen mango]

I’m uninstalling dark and darker now

I don’t want to play it

[arctic osprey]

ran into the exact same guy next raid, killed me from a million miles away from who knows where with my own gun (but the scope and buttstock taken off)

[vagrant nova]

how can i enjoy that snack when there is so sugar in the fakin chips

[knotty musk]

wise, you dont wanna end up in a lobby with us

you'd die

[glad wadi]

No wait !

[vagrant nova]

or yellow 5 !!

[glad wadi]

We want free loot ! 😭👌

[keen mango]

Or red 40 !!

[arctic osprey]

thats it im switching servers

[knotty musk]

we dont want his level 1 squire kit

[keen mango]

Fighter actually

[knotty musk]

😭

he doesnt know

[keen mango]

Might switch to Druid

[glad wadi]

We want blood

[keen mango]

Or warlock

[vagrant nova]

destiny mentioned

[knotty musk]

cody thinks squire is a class

💀

🥀

[vagrant nova]

@wilt

[keen mango]

I legit downloaded it

Checked the settings

And left

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/how-many-times-do-we-have-to-teach-you-this-lesson-old-man-hi-there-young-people-spongebob-old-man-old-man-spongebob-gif-5749776374374436142

[vagrant nova]

bruh 💀

cmon its a sunday

we can chill

[north mural]

i use to play dark and darker back in the day , i was shocked to read a article recently about the game having a crazy hacking issue

[knotty musk]

im gonna start putting your clips in other discords soon

[vagrant nova]

and enjoy the british made crisps

[keen mango]

I was hoping geon would actually be nice for once and teach the game to me

[vagrant nova]

okay thats insane 😭🥀

[keen mango]

Insane spray btw

[vagrant nova]

thank you

wtf

[thorny apex]

also unsure if this is a hot take or a cold take for this game, but hearing is overrated

[vagrant nova]

God is typing 😭

[thorny apex]

youre goddamn right i am

[keen mango]

Oh hey god

Welcome back

[thorny apex]

hello

[keen mango]

Where’s your son

[knotty musk]

hes typing rn

[thorny apex]

idk

[keen mango]

I wasn’t asking the devil

[vagrant nova]

damn

someone find a bad clip of cody rn

[knotty musk]

you think im just gonna cook some random guy?

[glad wadi]

2 weeks no market finna be a movie

Troll after troll after troll after troll

[keen mango]

Wow calling me a random

[knotty musk]

youre not killing troll geon

it isnt happening

[keen mango]

I never knew you could be so mean

[knotty musk]

day 1 farming water map

infinite wealth

[glad wadi]

[keen mango]

I wonder what mods alt is playing

[knotty musk]

okay i think its time i make my tarkov return

thoughts?

assessment 1?

[vagrant nova]

i just realized i bought terraria and never played it

[glad wadi]

You’ve got 2 days bud

[keen mango]

Lmaooo

It’s not bad

[glad wadi]

Play vanilla

[keen mango]

The mods are wild tho

Harder than Tarkov for sure

[knotty musk]

dont play modded terraria

its the best way

[glad wadi]

Vanilla terraria already has hundreds of hours of content so don’t ruin ur first play through

[keen mango]

The only way to play terraria is modded

[knotty musk]

no

[keen mango]

Yes

[vagrant nova]

hate it when so much content drops every year 😭 like i have 15 rap albums to listen to lmao

[knotty musk]

rap 🥀

[vagrant nova]

so many games to play

bruh rap is good

[keen mango]

Windex you wanna see some modded terrairia

[knotty musk]

rap album is crazy

youre gonna listen to like 50 minutes of someone talking fast

like i can do that by text to speech wikipedia on 3x speed

[keen mango]

Prove it

[vagrant nova]

rap is so much more than fast talking thoo

[glad wadi]

Don’t

He baiting

[vagrant nova]

thats like saying muse can move their fingers on a keyboard lmao

[knotty musk]

"let me make a bunch of rhymes really fast"

[glad wadi]

Goths don’t like rap

[vagrant nova]

passionfruit from a mile away 🗣️

[glad wadi]

I just listened to that

[keen mango]

Good thing he likes guys

He said it earlier

Wait Butch

[harsh shell]

is this the worst ragebait ever?

[keen mango]

You can check his message log

[vagrant nova]

bro

[glad wadi]

Facts are facts drake is more talented than muse

Check the numbers

[vagrant nova]

literally NOBODY knew that happened

[keen mango]

Wait don’t you listen to drake

[vagrant nova]

and u had to bring that shit up cody

[keen mango]

I did

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-bellamy-live-muse-red-guitar-kaoss-pad-gif-20393866

[north mural]

yall are too young to know real rap

[keen mango]

Also didn’t you just say someone get a bad clip of Cody

[keen mango]

Frank Sinatra

Best rapper

[glad wadi]

Eminem

[north mural]

Scarface - Hand of the dead body

[vagrant nova]

bro listens to NWA

[glad wadi]

Nobody listens to NWA 💀💀

[keen mango]

Afro man

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-bellamy-muse-guitar-gif-9275605543274033305

muse clears

every time

[thorny apex]

which rapper is this

[keen mango]

Queen is far superior

[glad wadi]

Not even top 5 British bands tho

But yeah they clear ig

[thorny apex]

muse is ok, insufferable fanbase

[glad wadi]

💀💀👌

[keen mango]

Queen is the best

[vagrant nova]

kendrick lamar

[thorny apex]

anyone who loves, not likes but loves muse, thinks their taste is like, ultra giga chad and everyone has bad music taste

[harsh shell]

dude i listen to like german metal

[keen mango]

Queen is good tho

[glad wadi]

😭 😭

Fried his shit

[knotty musk]

when the competition is The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Queen and Pink Floyd then no shit

[north mural]

eazy E got bangers but its all solo shit not NWA

[keen mango]

See?

Queen is good

I don’t care about those other bands

[visual portal]

And I listen to exactly 0 of these

[glad wadi]

I was more thinking arctic monkeys, Coldplay, stereophonics

[keen mango]

You have to listen to queen tho

[knotty musk]

so muse clears

[visual portal]

Eh

Not my style

[vagrant nova]

people who say "i listen to old rap" remind me of that key and peele skit lmfao

[keen mango]

What’s your style?

Opera choir?

[thorny apex]

i couldnt decide on top 5 bands just like that, i have my personal music taste and opinion on what i like, and also bands that are probably most popular and well recieved or affected music industry massively

[north mural]

i use to slap eazy E in like 2006 with a 40 ounce of old english by my bed side on the ground

[knotty musk]

bro said arctic monkeys 💀

[thorny apex]

now as for rap music i...i dont listen to rap tbf

[keen mango]

I would have to hear these songs I’ve never heard of them

[visual portal]

The Attila song is fun

[north mural]

the only guud rap music out these days , is mozzy

[thorny apex]

i did like uhh scarlxrd at some point

[keen mango]

What genre is it mainly

[glad wadi]

Don’t be edgy

[visual portal]

Rock/metal? and uh heavier

[glad wadi]

Arctic monkeys are a different level to muse

[knotty musk]

its fine to be wrong geon

[keen mango]

Ah I’ve only listened to basic metal bands Metallica nirvana Guns N’ Roses and ac dc

[thorny apex]

arctic monkeys have some really good songs and some really bad ones in my opinion

[knotty musk]

however if you don't yield, i will be picking sorcerer again

[keen mango]

And like one Pantera song

[glad wadi]

I LOVE MUSE !!!! 🔥🔥❤️❤️

[vagrant nova]

its crazy how many bands there are from the UK that make insanely good metal and rock music

[knotty musk]

thats right

genuinely tho

the new muse single has topped

[keen mango]

America bands are better tho

You can’t beat Metallica

[thorny apex]

same shit how most books i like are just secret criticism of the soviet union

[harsh shell]

so we're 42

[vagrant nova]

the uk has The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and Queen

[knotty musk]

and muse

[keen mango]

So we’re one of the only bands that have played in Russia?

[harsh shell]

and 42

[keen mango]

Sure

[harsh shell]

shit i listen to metallica too

WE are 42

[keen mango]

It’s peak

Especially nothing else matters

[knotty musk]

muse played in russia btw

[vagrant nova]

literally knew all of these bands since i was 8 or so lmao

[keen mango]

But did they need helicopters to cool down the crowd?

[thorny apex]

i discovered the existence of music at 6 when i played ATV offroad fury 2, and found out i really like metal

good times

[next spruce]

Fifa got music going for me

[keen mango]

Recently a college school did a cover of enter sandman and caused a earthquake

[thorny apex]

ok but riding quad bikes, doing tricks at jumps while slipknot or system of a down is blasting is peak experience

[muted storm]

fuck you @glad wadi

[north mural]

the first song i ever heard was MC Hammer - hammer time when i was like 5 years old

[thorny apex]

slipknot duality, my earliest memory

luckily i have an older brother with amazing taste

[keen mango]

Luckily my dad loves Metallica

[thorny apex]

my dad loves kiss, bit gay but i dont judge

[keen mango]

Kiss ain’t bad either

[knotty musk]

im spending all my money on muse concerts this year

[harsh shell]

lmao

[knotty musk]

theyre coming back to uk in november

[north mural]

i had cassette tape collection when i was a kid and hella walkmans what yall know bout that

[keen mango]

Are you ancient

No way your below the age of 30

[north mural]

im 27 LOL believe it or not

[harsh shell]

i think anyone who hasnt heard Schism by tool should be sat down and forced to listen to it tbh

[north mural]

but i grew up around real music heads

[civic widget]

@topaz patio

[topaz patio]

damn that's a lot of blocked messages i see

[civic widget]

LMAO

[topaz patio]

not you

[knotty musk]

i wonder who is blocked

[harsh shell]

the hater guy:

[topaz patio]

So you can form proper opinions

[civic widget]

he blocked rysko and cody 😭

[harsh shell]

what did i even say that was so bad

[knotty musk]

😭

[keen mango]

WAIT WHY ME

[harsh shell]

i know ive said words that dont make sense

[keen mango]

WHAT DID I DO

[harsh shell]

but i wanna know what in particular

[topaz patio]

It's not you lol

this heretic goober.

[harsh shell]

okay well that one just said you blocked me and you said i can form proper opinions so i assumed i was blocked

[keen mango]

Larry I’m not blocked right?

[topaz patio]

[harsh shell]

:>

[knotty musk]

i lowk wanna play tarkov but i think its the idea of playing

less so actually playing

[civic widget]

^

[north mural]

thats how most games are

[knotty musk]

should i make a list of my remaining kappa tasks

[keen mango]

Did Larry actually block me?

[civic widget]

no clue

!

[topaz patio]

tarkov is the biggest piece of dogshit hellbent on destroying friendships AND your soul

[civic widget]

he said lot of blocked messages so I presumed

[soft haven]

just queue factory in t6 body and a cool balaclava with some meta rpm slop and fire away rushing spawns

[keen mango]

I don’t think I’ve done or said anything toward him

[knotty musk]

that doesnt sound fun

[topaz patio]

Insecure?

[civic widget]

😭

[keen mango]

No just curious on why you did?

[topaz patio]

I didn't

[keen mango]

Okay

[topaz patio]

Matter of fact I told you exactly who it is

[knotty musk]

also bro thinks i dont instant vendor level 6 armour 🥀

[topaz patio]

pissing me off, that name :)

[civic widget]

not the plates...

[knotty musk]

straight to ragman

the whole lot

[keen mango]

You did I forgot my bad

[knotty musk]

straight to ragman

[civic widget]

its like 24k per plate

wyd

[harsh shell]

yeah youre thinking about having fun in pvp but in reality youre gonna load in and everyones gonna be sitting on their ass lmao

[keen mango]

I got to level 18

[pastel tiger]

whats goin on

[north mural]

im playing tarkov , silent hill F , enshrouded , heart of iron 4 , war thunder , JR east train simulator , all at the same time . Somehow it all balances eachother out

[civic widget]

gj

[knotty musk]

im thinking about what i have left to do and to progress story i need to do assessment 1

[keen mango]

I’ve realized what you meant by horrible low level

[vagrant nova]

assessment 1

[civic widget]

It gets better ^^

[keen mango]

My friend caught up to me almost within a hour

[harsh shell]

okay well thats boring

[civic widget]

take it at your own pace

[keen mango]

I really hope so

[harsh shell]

tarkov exists purely to pvp

[topaz patio]

back to the based topic, @harsh shell 2 things

1. schizm is a masterpiece
   2, whose alt are you

[civic widget]

Trust

[knotty musk]

false

[civic widget]

its the rysko

[keen mango]

Oh yeah for sure just crazy how he progressed way faster

[civic widget]

Maiden Rysko

[topaz patio]

why

[civic widget]

YEAH RYSKO

[harsh shell]

no its me i just clicked the links

[civic widget]

WHY

[harsh shell]

im the link clicker guy

[knotty musk]

his account got hacked because he clicked links

[civic widget]

hes a fucking link clicker

[harsh shell]

lmao

[topaz patio]

horny bastard

[keen mango]

He was stuoid

[silk prairie]

get this link clicker out of here

[civic widget]

LMFAO

[harsh shell]

dude im clicker trained leave me alone

[civic widget]

bahahaa

[harsh shell]

its not even that bad

[keen mango]

Just admit you wanted to see those noodles

[topaz patio]

stop being horny

[hollow cove]

i need some advice i just found a LEDx in raid im level 13 so i cant sell it on flea market yet is it worth selling to therapist for 600k seems like its gonna be another 15-20 hours til i reach lvl 15

[topaz patio]

it's bad for your soul

[knotty musk]

my guy saw a "free [redacted]" link and clicked it

[harsh shell]

bro

[civic widget]

KEEP IT

needed for task

[silk prairie]

you need like level 40 for selling ledx

[keen mango]

Oh

[topaz patio]

work out > click links

[harsh shell]

you dont even know what i clicked

[silk prairie]

so keep it yeah unless you REALLY need money

[knotty musk]

its worth the same amount on flea anyway

[keen mango]

I guess I should have realized I can’t say that

[harsh shell]

i was NOT being freaky

[topaz patio]

Keep it.

[silk prairie]

you should have 4 ledx's 1 non found in raid

[keen mango]

Mhm sure

[silk prairie]

after that the rest is useless

[topaz patio]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/LEDX_Skin_Transilluminator
@hollow cove ^open that, it'll tell you that you need 3 found in raid.

[lofty jolt]

if you need the money, yeah sell it

[harsh shell]

🙄

[lofty jolt]

they're easy to find now anyway

[harsh shell]

ooo a link

[civic widget]

LOL

[keen mango]

NO DONT

[topaz patio]

i'm out this is too much :(

[silk prairie]

this is why you're rysko4 and not rysko2

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi help me decide what to do

[harsh shell]

bye byee

[vagrant nova]

do assessment 1 bro

get it done sooner than later

[harsh shell]

im rysko4 because it was the first number i thought of

[lofty jolt]

ultra med/pharmacy spawing 2 at a time really killed any sort of value that item had

[silk prairie]

yeah thats what you said last time

i do not fall for OBVIOUS lies

[harsh shell]

do you have any idea

how tempting it is to make another account

called rysko5

[keen mango]

Arena sounds fun

[knotty musk]

hahahahahahahaha

[vagrant nova]

no

[knotty musk]

arena is NOT going back on the ssd

[silk prairie]

well you better get back to clicking links

[topaz patio]

fuck arena man

[keen mango]

I carried someone earlier

[topaz patio]

like can you be any less of a cunt and NOT force me to play last hero?

[knotty musk]

🧢

[north mural]

i need to max out the battle pass

[vagrant nova]

im so close to finishing everything on arena

[knotty musk]

buy it

[topaz patio]

@civic widget you

[knotty musk]

save yourself the trouble

[topaz patio]

when are you getting started on arena

[median niche]

Geon moment

[civic widget]

hopefully never (?)

[keen mango]

Please keep it that way

[topaz patio]

ok you're coming with me whenever i get u the tac map

[keen mango]

Oh

[civic widget]

r u gonna rage quit my games

[keen mango]

Seems like you don’t have a choice

[topaz patio]

No i only strategically exit solo matches

[civic widget]

sorry, tactically leave*

^^

[keen mango]

I should follow that strategy

[vagrant nova]

5 euros for 10 tiers in the BP is crazy cheap tbh

[keen mango]

Instead of cursing at my screen

[topaz patio]

you're trading 10 minutes of suffering for maybe 2 minutes of waiting

[knotty musk]

ive just had 3 people tell me NOT to do assessment part 1

[keen mango]

True

[vagrant nova]

do it

[keen mango]

This is very good advice

[vagrant nova]

i vote do it

[keen mango]

Why do you want him to suffer

[hearty crystal]

Guys is there any way to find whom I met in the last game

[keen mango]

I don’t think so

[vagrant nova]

cuz its better if he gets it over with asap

[civic widget]

nope

[hearty crystal]

@keen mango @civic widget Thank you

[vagrant nova]

i got one more kill left for assessment 1 lmao

[keen mango]

Oh my god I got a funny story

[topaz patio]

ESPECIALLY when you're on EU servers and all you see is TURD NA players hopping over to abuse ping and play kangaroo simulator

[keen mango]

From PvP

[topaz patio]

and all they achieve is going 0-30-0

[vagrant nova]

Eu gang 🗣️

[keen mango]

Wanna hear it

[vagrant nova]

yea

[next spruce]

REPRESENT

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[silk prairie]

is high ping like an advantage or something

[vagrant nova]

scream if u love hungary 🗣️

[topaz patio]

depends on your playstyle

[vagrant nova]

(lowest gdp in the eu)

[topaz patio]

if you're a uber pusher idiot, then yes

[silk prairie]

🗣️

does it grant extra peekers advantage or something

[north mural]

scream if u love iran

[silk prairie]

or is it like the delayed aim punch

[topaz patio]

it's a double edged sword, really.
you have pusher and peaker advantage, but get backtracked to kingdom come

[next spruce]

yes but works both ways

[keen mango]

Bruh

I typed

All that

[keen mango]

And got automated

[next spruce]

did it to me too

[topaz patio]

stop crying cody

clearly you said something nasty

[silk prairie]

is this based on a true story cody

[next spruce]

what is the trigger word lmao

[keen mango]

It is

[topaz patio]

if the autoKaren says so

[keen mango]

What was the trigger word

[topaz patio]

no fucking clue

[keen mango]

Oh

[next spruce]

-my mrs is latvian- not that then lol

[keen mango]

Wait

No I see it now

[topaz patio]

it's not logged for some reason

[next spruce]

reeeeeeeee

[keen mango]

It’s pretty obvious

[next spruce]

not that

[silk prairie]

cody you said some horrible things here thats horrifying

[harsh shell]

i rushed a spawn on reserve and this guy just proned behind a tower repeating the hard R over and over through voip

[keen mango]

All the way to the end

[topaz patio]

no like the bot said fuck you and never logged it

[next spruce]

was deffo grabbed his dog

[keen mango]

Oh I guess the bot hates me

[next spruce]

nope not that

[keen mango]

Hmmm

Maybe ground zero?

[topaz patio]

ah it was zeppelin that ate it

[next spruce]

🤣

[keen mango]

Time for the verdict

[silk prairie]

cody is flagged and will be executed in 4 hours 42 minutes 🎉

[next spruce]

This is real world evidence of AI taking over

[harsh shell]

YYYYYIPEE

[keen mango]

I will be asleep during it

[knotty musk]

will nikita bless this raid to rope me back in or will he send me straight back to my desktop so i can watch more hells kitchen

[harsh shell]

kill that boy

[keen mango]

Yeah no I don’t see anything wrong with my message

[harsh shell]

kill that boy

[knotty musk]

fantastic, loaded in late to this spawn

[silk prairie]

good luck suing them from the grave cody

[keen mango]

And spawned camped

[keen mango]

Thank you

[next spruce]

mine disappeared instantly too thought i was gonna have to appeal in the other discord again xD

i oonly stated the origin of my mrs sweet feet

[keen mango]

If they actually did something I would fully accept it

Kinda my fault for not thinking

[knotty musk]

hm

[silk prairie]

did somebody get lasered by goons

[next spruce]

You should alweays think before writing something not offensive 🤣

[knotty musk]

no some guy tried to spawn camp me

[keen mango]

So uh what happened

[next spruce]

fk i cant type today xD

[keen mango]

It’s 4:21am for me

[knotty musk]

it wasnt even a punisher 4 kill btw i forgot a balaclava

[keen mango]

My brain isn’t thinking

[quasi bear]

where in the tacmap do you unlock tagilla voice

[knotty musk]

fantastic

[silk prairie]

4:21

brutal

[keen mango]

Pretty sure I called this out

[next spruce]

*reacts 🤣

[knotty musk]

spam click the forklifts

[silk prairie]

feels the aura

[quasi bear]

which ones

[keen mango]

So Butch is a chicken nugget

[next spruce]

you know

them ones

[quasi bear]

do you need to complete the whole thing

[keen mango]

Fucking disgusting

Level 42

And doing that

[silk prairie]

you should be glad he didnt have a kriss vector

[next spruce]

yet this doesnt get instayeeted xD

[silk prairie]

or a p90.. or any other leg meta gun

[keen mango]

Well tbf

I did kinda say the word

And pretty sure that’s automoddes

[knotty musk]

beautiful, steelseries clipping broke again so i coulddnt even click it

[keen mango]

I just use medal

[silk prairie]

and thats why you use obs!

[keen mango]

Never has broke on me

[silk prairie]

and autoimport it to medal so medal can spy on you

[neat leaf]

Kedrs are great and fun, dudes a champ

[knotty musk]

hes not a champ for fully starting to shoot me while i wasnt facing him

[keen mango]

I have opera gx

[knotty musk]

and i did a 180 and beamed him

[keen mango]

I’m already being spied on

[silk prairie]

no correlation

oh

[keen mango]

Yep

Also I like my spy’s

They are very nice

[knotty musk]

can i ask why i had literally a 1m queue and still loaded in 15 seconds too late with no count down

hello

[keen mango]

The hamter slowed down

[knotty musk]

2.6k hours that guy had btw

[keen mango]

What a champ

[knotty musk]

0.63kd 🥀

[keen mango]

Oh

Ykw

That makes more sense

[knotty musk]

900 raids and 300 of them are scav raids

is this fed

[keen mango]

Feds alt?

[quasi bear]

im clicking forklifts

nothing

[harsh shell]

have you tried getting forklift certified

[quasi bear]

breh

[vagrant nova]

i got the 5 flashbang kills quest now

[keen mango]

Arena?

[vagrant nova]

yea

[keen mango]

Hmmm

Do I need sleep

[knotty musk]

another 1m queue spawned 15 seconds late

fantastic

[vagrant nova]

time to start playing blastgang 🗣️

[knotty musk]

just incredible

good work bsg

[keen mango]

Do you want help

[vagrant nova]

later maybe

but ty

[keen mango]

How much later

[vagrant nova]

free weekend is good

noobs running around

[keen mango]

Because this determines if I sleep

[vagrant nova]

bruh just go to sleep

its like 4am for u right?

[knotty musk]

3 minutes have passed in this raid

0 noise

beautiful

[keen mango]

Yeah

[vagrant nova]

average lighthouse raid

[keen mango]

Camped again

[knotty musk]

camped? more like camping

spawned in a chokepoint so i will wait

[old grove]

how do I fix connection error when loading into a raid

restarted game, pc

[silk prairie]

get more ram

[old grove]

or is my kit just gone

I have 64

[silk prairie]

dont tabo ut of the game or unfocus the window

that helps too

[old grove]

oh i think it was the server,the game closed and my kits back now

[silk prairie]

if you get server connection lost while loading for the first time into a raid you can just abandon match and it has no punishment

you keep your kit too

[old grove]

oh I thought you just kind of died if you abondon

[silk prairie]

nope

[old grove]

cheers

[silk prairie]

it just kind of lies to you with the warning

[tired perch]

do the different arena gamemodes give more xp to weapons or are they all the same?

[vagrant nova]

1000 kills with assault carbines so i can unlock the as val mod 4 🥀

[keen mango]

Good luck

I just did ars

[vagrant nova]

what do u need 1K kills with ARs for ?

[keen mango]

Nothing

[old grove]

weirdly enough, I got the kit back but now it's uninsured lmao

[keen mango]

I did it for the love of the game

[silk prairie]

thats silly

[knotty musk]

W

[keen mango]

You get it done

[vagrant nova]

the viper is lowkey the best stock but its so ugly

[soft haven]

said no one ever

[vagrant nova]

i like it

the new stocks tho might be a bit better tho

[keen mango]

P2w

[vagrant nova]

goofy ahh

[keen mango]

lol

[knotty musk]

i actually got the countdown timer that raid

spawned above WTP again

nice quick runthrough for me

[keen mango]

Nice

[knotty musk]

those 2 guys i killed did not kit back up btw

[vagrant nova]

maybe they are still kitting up

[keen mango]

They got off

[vagrant nova]

maybe they got sucked into a supermassive black hole or something

[glad wadi]

Maybe they saw a p5 chud and logged off

[knotty musk]

just whacked another guy lmao

sniped him with mcx

[vagrant nova]

got 2 flash kills 🗣️

[arctic osprey]

got damn, just had one of those raids.

got my final goals and means kill, killed the goons, got jumped by the first guys duo when i went to loot him but managed to live and win the fight, killed reshala and a couple of his boys had good shit on them, then pulled like 3 mil out of marked

made it out of car extract with under a minute to spare

[vagrant nova]

had a similar raid like that except my thorax was blacked and i was out of energy and died .5 secs of extract lmao

[arctic osprey]

oh ouch

[knotty musk]

+2 this raid

[arctic osprey]

thats the worst lol

[knotty musk]

i dont even dare loot the guy i just killed

[molten trench]

When do you unlock that task, I'm on TV-110 rn and 100 kills ads

[vagrant nova]

W

[vagrant nova]

like 6-7 quests after that

[knotty musk]

guys do i loot him

@gusty relic not the place to ask

[vagrant nova]

got all of my flash kills in one game lmao

[knotty musk]

wow

[vagrant nova]

just need 4 more nade kills

[knotty musk]

youre different

all im saying tho is 3 raids in and im 4/15 on assessment

[vagrant nova]

W

i played 10 raids where i had 0 kills while doing assessment 1

[knotty musk]

sounds right

[vagrant nova]

and then in 4 raids i got 3 kills each raid

[knotty musk]

second guy i killed thought ak12 with BS would take me down

he was wrong

he also did NOT have big pockets so his second mag was in his bag

couldnt be me and my big pockets

[keen spoke]

baller move tbh

out played and all but thats baller

[knotty musk]

im now just sitting in chalet waiting for scavs for overpop to show up

need 2 more

[vagrant nova]

why do u run that stock btw

big ahh stocc

[knotty musk]

i like my guns extra extra long

[vagrant nova]

of course u do

[knotty musk]

ergo as low as possible

gun as long as possible

i have no doubt that someone is hiding in the bushes around red rebel

[vagrant nova]

me

[knotty musk]

after i killed the first sniper guy, i was stood stationary and a guy missed his shot on me so i ran

hes 100% in the hills somewhere

[vital sail]

hes been in the hills

[knotty musk]

heard another guy crab walking around the little gazebo thing off to the side of the big chalet

[vagrant nova]

honor.

please.

[knotty musk]

so i flew up the cliff and destroyed him

made enough noise here to have SOMEONE watching me

[vital sail]

yes?

[vagrant nova]

i know ur memes

[vital sail]

im just a bebeh

[vagrant nova]

bruh

dude i threw 2 flashes at this mf and he didnt get blinded wtf

[knotty musk]

yes

[vagrant nova]

17-8 in BG rn 🗣️

[vital sail]

why are you guys flashing people so much

[knotty musk]

task in arena

[vagrant nova]

had to get 5 kills

while enemy is flashed

[knotty musk]

wait the guy i slimed was prestige 6 level 39

6k hours

get annihilated

[vagrant nova]

name ?

[vital sail]

joe

[knotty musk]

whos joe

[vital sail]

joe bartolozzi

[vagrant nova]

ive been in the hills 🗣️

[vital sail]

fuckin dudes

[raven narwhal]

was his name 20mirrorbelt?

[vagrant nova]

does double OT exist in BG

[vital sail]

prolly

[vagrant nova]

7-8 rn

[dusky mason]

best places to farm bitcoins ? Apart from goofy ahh labs

[vagrant nova]

we lost lmao

[arctic osprey]

reserve and customs marked rooms

[knotty musk]

gonna switch servers to avoid that guy

dont wanna give him a revenge kill

[silk prairie]

dude just ban people you dont like

[knotty musk]

i do not have that power

[vagrant nova]

lmfao

[raven narwhal]

hes not sesemy

[silk prairie]

oh right you're a fake mod

[vagrant nova]

assault should have access to 56A1

[silk prairie]

a real shame...

[vagrant nova]

got like 500 points i cant spend cuz mags and ammo are too expensive

[soft haven]

are you sure

[knotty musk]

just take the back plate out

you do not need it

[vagrant nova]

did

running a model 1 with 3 mags in total lmao

tbh good enough since its 55a1

[keen mango]

Why is your name windex

[vagrant nova]

cuz its funny and similar to Viinex

[keen mango]

Did you do it yourself

[vagrant nova]

yeah

[soft haven]

thats def enough

[keen mango]

I need to sleep

[raven narwhal]

you need to get a job lmao

[silk prairie]

who thought it was a good idea to add the pain status effect

[vagrant nova]

both things are true xd

[raven narwhal]

i feel bad for whatever family or his folks hes leaching off

[vagrant nova]

okay dont be mean like that

@keen mango are u online rn

or in bed

[raven narwhal]

how is it mean to feel bad for someone being taken advatage of?

[fiery frost]

ive gotten a decent amount from tagilla hideout

[vagrant nova]

5 nade kills lowkey worse than 5 flash kills

[ocean oracle]

when was the last tarkov wipe?

[silk prairie]

love how all the gladiator life quests at the start are literally doable in 1 match with no difficulty

what is the point 💔

[ocean oracle]

and is it even worth it to start playing now if havent played yet

[vital sail]

genuinely who thought it would be a good idea to make bay 5 a checkpoint map

[arctic osprey]

farm some impact nades on interchange or reserve, farm some tagilla gear on night factory, wipe day factory on ez mode

[raven narwhal]

october and mnight as well the main game is never wiping again

[ocean oracle]

are you being fr?

[knotty musk]

november 15th

[knotty musk]

there are no more wipes on the characters everyone plays now

[arctic osprey]

no forced wipe, they will be introducing a seasonal character

[ocean oracle]

oh okay thanks guys thats very good to know

is there a link to a video that explains everything thats new or will i just need to look through all the patch notes etc

[dusky mason]

patchnote is easier

[glad wadi]

They added a full campaign story line with ending

[dusky mason]

otherway look at content creator

like verybadscav

[ocean oracle]

fab thanks! 🤗

[keen mango]

In bed do you need me

[knotty musk]

when are you on

[glad wadi]

I just booted up actually

[vagrant nova]

yes.

wake the fuck up samurai

[knotty musk]

get on geon we're going lighthouse

[vagrant nova]

we have blastgang to play

[soft haven]

yo

[vagrant nova]

yo

[knotty musk]

do we like my weekly chat

[vagrant nova]

u can join in broski

[soft haven]

wait eu servers

?

[vagrant nova]

we can do any server

[glad wadi]

[vagrant nova]

bruh i dont think i have ever done any weekly since Nov. 15th lmao

[civic widget]

Good luck bro

[glad wadi]

they never care about geons tasks tho

[knotty musk]

what tasks do you even have

name 5

[glad wadi]

im just a lowly chud meat shield

[vagrant nova]

W

new twitch drops are active now btw

got 0 nade kills now in 5 rounds fuk

[acoustic otter]

shit drops

[keen mango]

About that chief

I’m afraid if I get on

I will be worse than geon

[vagrant nova]

do it for the gang

[acoustic otter]

what mode r u playin

[vagrant nova]

i am uh

doing BG rn lmao

[acoustic otter]

🥀

[vagrant nova]

need 3 nade kills then im done with this shit quest

[acoustic otter]

@ me if u r doing a cpt

[vital sail]

windex going back in time to stop himself from buying arena

[knotty musk]

youre almost done

[vagrant nova]

Unheard u mean lmao

[knotty musk]

im so charitable guys

im helping geon with tasks (on lighthouse i need lighthouse)

[keen mango]

You in a match?

[vagrant nova]

nope

[vital sail]

is the name change official

[vagrant nova]

adorable fr

[vital sail]

do i call you windex or viinex

[vagrant nova]

no

Viinex for normal Wiindex if u wanna be stupid

[knotty musk]

call him Mr. ScaredOfWalls

[vital sail]

wiindex

[vital sail]

i wont do my goat dirty

[vagrant nova]

bruh butch

[vital sail]

i aint a fake

[knotty musk]

i am

[keen mango]

Okay give me a minute

[vagrant nova]

W

@harsh shell u down

[vital sail]

can i play checkpoint with you guys

i need to capture points

so i can finally transfer ts and delete arena

[vagrant nova]

yea

[keen mango]

Okay quick math

If I feel asleep at 5

And woke up at 3pm

How many hours of sleep is that

[vital sail]

how do i add you

[cold otter]

season wipe let go let go let go

[vagrant nova]

ign Viinex

crazy how the M16 is 4875 points and the HK is 4750 🥀

[vital sail]

because bread tastes better than key

[keen mango]

Hk is amazing

[vital sail]

sent btw

[keen mango]

Turning my pc on

[vital sail]

grass is green

is hk bad in any game it is in

[gusty relic]

is gear rack or weapon rack usefful?

[vital sail]

@vagrant nova L drip

[vagrant nova]

fuck you

we are not playing

[vital sail]

uhh

[calm nest]

@vagrant nova W spray

[vital sail]

W drip bro

you the sexiest

[vagrant nova]

u gotta sent it on arena i think

good boy

[vagrant nova]

also thank u

[vital sail]

tells me its outcoming

[vagrant nova]

imma restart my game

[vital sail]

good boy

[keen mango]

Okay

@vagrant nova Invite me

[vagrant nova]

@vital sail dm

[indigo ruin]

Why did this get him muted😭

[calm nest]

Rackcism

[indigo ruin]

Typical

[vagrant nova]

xd

how the FUCK do you keep one shotting me with rip @keen mango cody

[keen mango]

LOL

@acoustic otter I'm so sorry you got legged

[vagrant nova]

im down for whatever u guys wanna play now

[acoustic otter]

its good bro

[keen mango]

Same idc

[acoustic otter]

i need to play cpt

[soft haven]

ok im actually here now

nvm no cpt

[vagrant nova]

cpt fort ?

[acoustic otter]

yes

it says fort specifically

[vagrant nova]

kk

lmao

gotta get one melee kill while wearing the ghoul mask then i am done with every quest in arena :D

[keen mango]

Shot guns are fun

[vagrant nova]

bruh shit is 100 gp coins

[keen mango]

What's the range for rip?

[vagrant nova]

u joining or nah?

[vital sail]

is scout meta

[keen mango]

I'm ready

[vagrant nova]

yea

[vital sail]

or do i just need to kit out my hk more

[acoustic otter]

both prolly

[keen mango]

Why

[acoustic otter]

hk good but mp7 scout goated

[vagrant nova]

W butch

sr3m >

[acoustic otter]

spp

[vagrant nova]

still goated

[keen mango]

Ento how was the grind for the mod4

[acoustic otter]

idk i just bought it today

[vital sail]

does the game find fake matches like this so we dont feel like the game is dead

[acoustic otter]

i didnt grind

[keen mango]

Finally

[vagrant nova]

he probaly already had the 1K kills with assault carbines

[keen mango]

Ah

[knotty musk]

damn i killed a 500h alpha armband guy

[vital sail]

imagine playing arena

[vagrant nova]

butch i got superhuman now

[knotty musk]

nice

[keen mango]

Right

[vagrant nova]

it was so worth it

[keen mango]

Imagine being legged by rip

[knotty musk]

was it

[vital sail]

imagine

[vagrant nova]

no.

the xp was nice tho

i got like 6mil in the stash and went from 30 to 39

[knotty musk]

yes

[keen mango]

Is the questline you guys were doing after the other one

[vagrant nova]

yeah the new arena quests

[old sinew]

I went to lightkeeper's island with the DSPT to complete a quest, I was walking up to the lighthouse and zryachiy shot me to death, wtf did I do wrong

[knotty musk]

which task tho

[old sinew]

missing informant

i was literally walking up to the lighthouse and got shot to death for no reason

[knotty musk]

guess hes just having a bad day

[old sinew]

i killed 2 guys that had thermal scopes and shit too i'm kinda pissed

i guess i'm going to avoid going anywhere near any bush on his island

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi

[calm nest]

Shoreline there was an alpha armband guy with a Mosin

[glad wadi]

RIP bozo

[calm nest]

Just stared at him with my rys-t full T6 kit

Homie dropped his gun

I just took it and left

Robbed his bitch ass

[elfin ruin]

You don't get shot for no reason, there are many reasons you would get shot
Like getting too close to Zryachiy or one of his guards, being in a party with users who are not encoded, shooting people past the bridge will decode you etc

[calm nest]

Zryachiy support too

[vagrant nova]

stupid ass quest

[carmine harness]

why is my DSPT red and beeping, first time getting it i go to lighthouse by myself and its just red and annoying i cant figure out

[elfin ruin]

Are you in offline mode?

[carmine harness]

nope

[elfin ruin]

Then it's not encoded yet

[carmine harness]

ooooh

why this mechanic guy edge me like that bro

[knotty musk]

my work friend is giving me 3 twd compendiums for free

[carmine harness]

aura

[calm nest]

Ugly ahh

No drip

[elfin ruin]

To quote Negan "Don't care"

[calm nest]

Dry as hell

[knotty musk]

says the guy who wears tracksuit

also i have to wear a scav vest that clips with the defender2

talking about no drip

[vagrant nova]

these people are so fucking bad @acoustic otter

oh my god

it has to be done in LH

[vital sail]

ive been playing video games ever since i was a dumbass little kid

and i think this map is the worst thing ive ever experienced

[acoustic otter]

haha

[vagrant nova]

fort is pretty good ngl

[keen mango]

I got that clipped Viinex

[cold stone]

my gun keeps overheating and jamming after like 4 rounds, how do i fix that?

[vagrant nova]

pls no screenshot

[vagrant nova]

dude that was fucking crazy HAHAHAAHA

[vital sail]

27/8

[vagrant nova]

we gotta do one LH sadly

[keen mango]

So many fucking stabs lmao

That's fine with me

[acoustic otter]

stop let me out

[keen mango]

Makes it easier

Watch your legs guys

[vagrant nova]

bruh its one game ento

we can do cpt fort then

[acoustic otter]

fuck fort bro

[vital sail]

im gone after this last hero

[acoustic otter]

i wanna get off this game

[vital sail]

fuck for bto

[vagrant nova]

ohhh

[keen mango]

Just mess around

Like I am

[vagrant nova]

ye

[acoustic otter]

im gonna get machine gun tokens

[vital sail]

forts designers have their own VIP lounge ready in hell

[vagrant nova]

if yall ever need with yalls quest then lmk

[knotty musk]

i just fat fingered my prone button when i got shot at by ground rogues

cooked

[vagrant nova]

W butch

[acoustic otter]

fort is goated

[vagrant nova]

fort is lowkey goated

[vital sail]

.

[acoustic otter]

dont talk smack again

[vagrant nova]

yeah honor

hk 416 crutch ass

[vital sail]

8/27

[vagrant nova]

had to get melee kills bruh

[vital sail]

excuses

[knotty musk]

screenshot please

in my dms

[vagrant nova]

butch fuck off

[keen mango]

I got a clip

[vital sail]

no im not like you

[knotty musk]

thanks cody

[vagrant nova]

cody send him that UK clip

[vagrant sequoia]

[vital sail]

so we just let you kill us?

[keen mango]

Hi Colonel

[vagrant nova]

no

just play normally

[keen mango]

Give me a little to trim it down

[vagrant nova]

bruh wtf did they do to melee weapons

[keen mango]

@acoustic otter

BCP went into my alytn

[acoustic otter]

lmao