#thm-community-media

1 messages · Page 16 of 1

olive sundial
#

yeah

#

but hey, the virus can't resist in 80% alcohol

#

so let's drink

tropic lava
#

I only have 40%

formal iron
#

pub anyone

tropic lava
#

💢

olive sundial
#

drink twice lol

cobalt thicket
#

my dad planned ahead

olive sundial
#

same

cobalt thicket
#

put a bar in the house

olive sundial
#

got a drawer full of whiskey

#

welp

formal iron
#

honestly despite being ill this is probably the most productive two weeks of my life I love it

#

plus I'd much rather it sooner then later

olive sundial
#

true

#

at least you get being taken care of

#

but feels like crap just hit the pipe for the UK

#

everyone is in panic

formal iron
#

yuppers

olive sundial
#

literally all of our clients wanted to expand VPNs and RDs and see how quickly they can scale up

#

and we ran out of cisco stock >.>

#

they literally don't have anything for the next 2-3 months

#

as the production line in china is down

formal iron
#

I got priority / mandatory testing for it for the sort of work I'd been doing this last two weeks and I am indeed-y ill

#

brb hitting your router with covid-19

olive sundial
#

no plz don't >.< we dun have antivirus

#

you'll reach the mainframe if u do dat

formal iron
#

just wash it for 20 seconds it's chill

#

oh and sing happy birthday - that's what cleans it

olive sundial
#

head, shoulders knees and toes?

formal iron
#

that or however many times you can say "skidy merch now" in 20 seconds

#

it's like that "bloody mary" tale innit where you speak the name three times and she appears in the mirror

lethal egret
#

happy birthday is also a great song to sing while cleaning your hands

#

just saying

olive sundial
#

yeah, make those hands clap

#

you can also sing Dope - Die MF Die

#

just to make sure they are dead

cobalt thicket
#

first 4 bars of sea shanty 2

#

literally no competition

olive sundial
#

pub crawl anyone

cobalt thicket
#

dont have my drinking license

olive sundial
#

this is going to be like damn pokemon

#

gotta catch it all!

lethal egret
#

I'll make those cheeks clap if you aren't careful dark

formal iron
olive sundial
#

want some hummus my friend

cobalt thicket
#

im running out of arg videos to watch on youtube

olive sundial
pale cove
#

did you install GRUB with Ubuntu?

#

yeah

#

it says GRUB up there

formal sparrow
#

What boot loader do you currently have?

#

If it's already dual booted

lethal egret
#

did you upgrade to win7 from vista?

#

Sometimes it leaves the same signature

formal sparrow
#

Either way, if it's saying it's already found both other operating systems you would be as well just clicking yes.

#

Because you can guarantee that it will know how to boot them.

lethal egret
#

Pog that great feeling when your coursework requires you to sign up to AWS using your own credit card

graceful coral
#

🙃

lethal egret
#

kekw aws is dog sh*t

cobalt thicket
#

Welp

#

Looks like I'm about to be in quarantine

lethal egret
#

D;

lethal egret
#

aye lads I just won a free 50 sticker order on StickerMule 😄

tropic lava
#

Oh nice

lethal egret
#

Just have to figure out what design to go with

pale cove
#

thm

lethal egret
#

thm already have stickers my guy

pale cove
#

but you can't buy them

tropic lava
#

yet

formal sparrow
#

optional capitalising on the swag shop not being up, by creating a blackmarket sticker trade...

lethal egret
#

😂

#

Who needs to buy them, I'll just stalk Skidy

#

I could get some pretty sick holo thm stickers tho

pale cove
#

darknet market on thm merch

#

🤔

formal iron
#

1k users press F to pay respects to the API & AWS Credit balances

formal sparrow
#

Better yet, another 1K users subscribe to help mitigate the AWS credit balances 😁

lethal egret
#

pog

formal sparrow
#

Right, been meaning to ask

#

What the heck does that mean

formal iron
#

bruh

formal sparrow
#

Aye, I know that one 😁

#

"pog," though?

formal iron
#

dark integrate with the culture

#

woah there's actually a dictionary entry for it

#

pogchamp is beta, pog is meta, poggers is turbo

formal sparrow
#

What can I say, there are disadvantages of acting like an 80 year old 🤷‍♂️

#

Right, ok

#

Still confused 🙃

#

Searching it up now 😁

formal iron
#

Great TedTalk I know

lethal egret
formal iron
#

woah

lethal egret
#

Coggers is galaxy brain

formal iron
#

that's a flex

lethal egret
#

there is your education

formal sparrow
#

Danke 😁

formal iron
#

how does one get more points when you have a lot of points kekw

lethal egret
#

Just have to do the releases and you'll be gucci

formal sparrow
#

The cheat way, or the non-cheat way @formal iron?

lethal egret
#

you'll find that's the main way of getting points until the system is figured out as currently it's terrible

#

Time to drop another point dupe bug for y'all

formal iron
#

obviously non-cheat way @formal sparrow

#

We're community mentors here

formal sparrow
#

Answer: "With difficulty" 😁

formal iron
#

😉

formal sparrow
#

Aye, we're also hackers 😆
It's literally our job to find holes in stuff

formal iron
#

tbfh just give me a badge for trying

#

I'm 20 levels behind you @formal sparrow you bet I'm fixing that

formal sparrow
#

Ooh, scared :shiver:

#

Why

#

Is there no

#

Shiver emoji

lethal egret
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

nitro boost and add one

formal iron
#

is it not paradox

#

I feel paradox is multi-purpose

lethal egret
formal sparrow
#

Eh, that could do it

#

Also, I will boost, if and when I'm guaranteed not to get the salmon-coloured username 😁

lethal egret
#

Won't happen

#

Dark mentioned the other day pink is nitro slut color

#

sad truth 😢

#

legit the moment community mentor is changed colour or bug hunter is raised

#

I'm dropping nitro 😂

formal iron
#

"nitro slut"

formal sparrow
#

I need to become one of the following:
A bot
A mod
An admin
An ambassador to Vulnhub

formal iron
#

Why not get this

formal sparrow
#

I reckon bot is most likely 😁

formal iron
#

Mod -> assign every role

lethal egret
#

might as well of said you need to become a common wh*re

#

is closer

graceful coral
#

@formal sparrow you can become a bot dev lead

formal sparrow
#

Is that up there too? 😁

#

Something tells me, given I've not actually pushed anything to the bot, that bot dev lead is not the best one for me 😆

formal iron
#

Ssssh don’t tell them

tropic lava
#

Day 2 and not being able to go outside is getting to me

graceful coral
#

We're here for you

formal iron
#

hey @tropic lava want a hug?? smirks

tropic lava
#

Give me corona and I get out 6 days sooner

graceful coral
#

@nova lynx where u at

olive sundial
#

NHS would like to access your location @lethal egret

lethal egret
#

🤔

#

why me

#

Think this is the healthiest I've been in a long time

restive tartan
#

@formal iron Thank you for replying to that user on the forum, appreciate it 🙂

formal sparrow
#

@restive tartan -- would you like us to keep an eye out on the forum as well as #room-help? I hadn't actually realised it was there until today...

formal iron
#

No worries! Not trying to take people away from the forum as such - but they'd get a response a lot quicker on here

#

@restive tartan -- would you like us to keep an eye out on the forum as well as #room-help? I hadn't actually realised it was there until today...
@formal sparrow same lmaoo

restive tartan
#

@formal sparrow same lmaoo
@formal iron Yes please, I normally pop on once a day, but any help would be much appreciated:)

formal sparrow
#

Uh, was the giveaway meant to last longer than that?..

formal iron
#

re-roll that bad boy

#

and fix lel

pale cove
smoky linden
#

@tropic lava Is it ok i direct message you regarding a room?

tropic lava
#

@smoky linden Are you looking for help or what?

smoky linden
#

I don't know if I found a bug for a room but it gave me the flag when I feel it shouldn't have lol

#

I'd put in bugs or rooms channel but its a spoiler lol

tropic lava
#

Ah sure, DM me with that then @smoky linden

pseudo escarp
#

Discord offers everything you need you remote work/teaching

pale cove
#

We use Microsoft teams

uncut saffron
#

No thanks I'm good with not having class

pseudo escarp
#

JetBrains Space is pretty good

#

So many options for the same concept

lethal egret
#

JetBrains is just bae

latent stirrup
uncut saffron
#

I-

latent stirrup
#

I actually love having this stuff pop up on my facebook, groups like this are full of gems

smoky linden
#

that stuff is the only thing that makes me miss facebook

pale cove
#

WinRAR Frontend Development

smoky linden
#

still waiting for thm to return

forest rivet
#

At least they don't change things unnessesarily

graceful coral
#

Some say

#

THM never returned

smoky linden
#

Real world targets it is then 😉

lethal egret
#

TO THE HUB

graceful coral
#

Quick someone hack thm and put the site back up

#

(don't actually do that)

formal iron
#

someone fix the css

forest rivet
#

What css?

formal iron
#

oh no its down down now

#

previously the img was broken

#

quick someone balance the load

forest rivet
graceful coral
#

That's how you do maintenance @forest rivet

formal iron
#

that's what I meant

smoky linden
#

how to hack website with html & css pls halp

pale cove
#

hacking with html 101

tropic lava
formal iron
#

RP: THM 101

smoky linden
#

who needs burpsuite when u have I N S P E C T E L E M E N T

graceful coral
#

Imagine using burpsuite when you have the chrome network tav

lethal egret
pale cove
#

lmao

smoky linden
#

lolol

graceful coral
#

2hrs maximum

smoky linden
#

can i swear

graceful coral
#

You can @smoky linden

smoky linden
#

fuck

lethal egret
smoky linden
#

so how many people here gonna have to work from home then

forest rivet
#

already doing that

#

I don't like working at my relax place :c

smoky linden
#

i'm the same just got my work laptop that doesnt even connect to the companies network lol, back into office tomorrow folks

#

stupid proprietary vpn software

tropic lava
#

I'm already working from home

#

And quarantined

#

But I work from home anyway

smoky linden
#

The life everyone thinks they want

forest rivet
#

yes.

smoky linden
#

Until it happens

forest rivet
#

I burned my fingers sooo hard

#

now i don't want it ever again

tropic lava
#

Currently, I work for THM and that's it

forest rivet
#

Sounds pretty cool. What do you do?

formal iron
#

Ah so that's why it's down kekw

pale cove
#

AHhah

#

C'mon James

#

fix that

formal iron
#

yeah

#

just update DNS like???

pale cove
#

5 seconds, right?

#

not hard

formal iron
#

TTL 1ms pls

forest rivet
#

DNS propagation is a bitch.

graceful coral
#

It'll be up soon

forest rivet
#

but will we?

graceful coral
#

Depends

#

What timezone are you in

formal iron
#

what else would we be doing?

forest rivet
#

Sleeping?

graceful coral
#

Honestly timezones don't seem to matter

formal iron
#

here?

graceful coral
#

I sleep at the same time as most of the brits

formal iron
#

not a word 😛

pale cove
#

fixed

formal sparrow
#

I mean, he's not wrong...

#

Haha

forest rivet
#

I liked it better with comic sans

formal sparrow
#

Site is mine! Mwahhaha! 😁

graceful coral
#

@formal sparrow I will change your color to hot pink

forest rivet
#

rounded corners, aren't'cha fancy?

formal iron
#

the ultimate KOTH

formal sparrow
#

@formal sparrow I will change your color to hot pink
@graceful coral No you won't 😛

pale cove
#

Site is mine! Mwahhaha! 😁
you actually hacked it

formal sparrow
#

Hmm?

graceful coral
#

You doubt me @formal sparrow

pale cove
#

tried and hacked

formal sparrow
#

I dare you Pars 😁

#

Because I know that you'll just switch it back 😛

formal iron
#

do you

formal sparrow
#

Mhm

smoky linden
#

that is the question

formal sparrow
#

He can't change my colour without adding an extra role

#

Or changing the colour for all community mentors

formal iron
#

unless he changes our colours

#

tread careful here pal

formal sparrow
#

Neither of which can be done permanently without annoying Dark 😁

#

Checkmate!

pale cove
#

destroyed

formal sparrow
#

@graceful coral ❤️ 😛

pale cove
forest rivet
#

Easy. Instead of changing the color, you must change your perception of the color.

graceful coral
tropic lava
#

I make content

graceful coral
#

u are now pink @formal sparrow

pale cove
#

CEO of content

formal iron
#

rip

smoky linden
#

I'm colour blind

formal sparrow
#

Oh, I am, am I? 😁

#

I still call that magenta

#

Ah, no longer magenta

#

Definitely salmon

graceful coral
#

no longer magenta

forest rivet
#

that's not salmon

formal sparrow
#

But we both know that's going back in about three minutes 😁

#

What the heck is it then?

forest rivet
#

pink

formal sparrow
#

I am hopeless with colours 😆

#

Nah

graceful coral
#

a pinkish tint

formal sparrow
#

Pink-ish

forest rivet
#

salmon is the color of salmon

formal sparrow
#

Give us Gold or White or something Pars?

forest rivet
#

god damnit, why's that image so big

formal sparrow
#

Either way, this is distinctly better than the hot pink of Boosters

#

Uh, yeah, Ok, fair enough

smoky linden
#

just lit up my dark room with that @forest rivet

formal sparrow
#

This ain't Salmon

graceful coral
#

You go back to where you once were @formal sparrow

forest rivet
#

Yeah, sorry~

formal iron
#

What on earth is going on

formal sparrow
#

Hehe 😛

#

Knew it

pale cove
#

ugh brightness

graceful coral
#

I was just messing with Oracle for a second @formal iron

formal sparrow
#

Pars is causing trouble @formal iron

formal iron
#

nice

formal sparrow
#

Hehe

graceful coral
#

Naturally I undid all my changes

formal sparrow
#

Called you on it beforehand though 😁
I knew it wouldn't last long

formal iron
#

I just see colours

graceful coral
#

grrrr

forest rivet
#

"503 Service Unavailable
No server is available to handle this request."
I thought you didn't have a load balancer

formal sparrow
#

We do now!

forest rivet
#

Oh

pale cove
#

🧙‍♂️

restive tartan
#

"503 Service Unavailable
No server is available to handle this request."
I thought you didn't have a load balancer
@forest rivet Yeahhhh

formal sparrow
#

Or, will do

restive tartan
#

Perf

graceful coral
#

that was the whole point of this maitenance

restive tartan
#

WIl bring THM back to life

graceful coral
#

so Skidy

restive tartan
#

gimme 10

forest rivet
#

Oh, right

graceful coral
#

did you code the swagshop in under a day

pale cove
#

yesss

formal sparrow
#

We need Swag Shop

smoky linden
#

cant wait to procastinate on thm and do nothing AGAIN

lethal egret
#

y'all are like pests for the swag shop

graceful coral
#

I am an expert

#

at doing nothing

lethal egret
#

let he man prioritise the well being of the site

graceful coral
#

I've made it my craft

formal sparrow
#

optional. You practically live with Skidy. You can pester him for swag all you like

forest rivet
#

Oh, so you're a programmer too, @graceful coral

lethal egret
#

😂

#

same city, not same house ya shi*t

graceful coral
#

@forest rivet indeed I am

formal sparrow
#

Meh 😛

smoky linden
#

On top of merch we need face masks

latent stirrup
#

CVE-2020-COVID-19:

There's a virus in the network. It's an 0-day. Our legacy systems are extremely vulnerable, but it can temporarily cause a DoS to even our strongest systems. Move critical assets to an isolated DMZ and cut off connectivity to unmanaged systems. Disable all non-essential services.
formal sparrow
#

THM face masks 😁

smoky linden
#

And THM Toilet roll

graceful coral
#

THM hazard suits

lethal egret
#

Skidy face masks when

formal sparrow
#

Any toilet roll

restive tartan
#

Skidy face masks when
@lethal egret not the real thing tho right

lethal egret
#

😉

pale cove
graceful coral
#
while true;do curl https://tryhackme.com/;done
tropic lava
#

Swag shop pls

pale cove
#

yes

#

pls

smoky linden
#

Merch or GTFO

lethal egret
tropic lava
#

Deliver to your poor local quarantined friendo

graceful coral
#

all mods get 10000000000000000 british pounds worth of credit

smoky linden
#

Deliveroo the THM face masks

tropic lava
#

Food or merch pls

graceful coral
#

@tropic lava how are you getting food btw

pale cove
#

yes, can you ship to my bunker pls

formal sparrow
#

Aw. Would someone Please send poor James some food?

formal iron
#

They're doing the non-contact thing now though innit

tropic lava
#

I have friends delivering to my door @graceful coral

graceful coral
#

someone order him dominos

tropic lava
#

But reception had to apprive them

formal iron
#

I'll osint you a 'roo @tropic lava

tropic lava
#

I can't even collect dominos

formal sparrow
#

And not prepay it...

smoky linden
#

Mans gonna give the deliveroo man covid-19

tropic lava
#

Genuinely can't get it. Can't leave the flat and reception is ground floor

forest rivet
tropic lava
#

Kek

graceful coral
#

lmaooo

formal sparrow
#

Oh God...

lethal egret
#

oh god

#

please stop

formal sparrow
#

😁

tropic lava
#

Single handedly dosing thm

graceful coral
#

skidy like

#

wtf

pale cove
#

that's a small dos

lethal egret
#

I swear this is some next level degen shit

formal sparrow
#

Gimme a minute. Multithreading that!

tropic lava
#

@formal iron persuade the driver to get it to my door and it's a deal

lethal egret
#

I wish this was all just a hallucination

graceful coral
#

lmk when the sites up @forest rivet

pale cove
#

everything is hallucination, we all are in a simulation

I wish this was all just a hallucination

formal sparrow
#

Tap your heels together three times, optional.
You'll wake up in Kansas 😂

forest rivet
#

life is a sort of dream, @lethal egret. Is that good enough for you?

#

Oh, I stopped it @graceful coral but I can definitely start again :p

lethal egret
#

you guys don't know what it's like to have been awake for 36 hours and to then witness this

graceful coral
#

no no

#

not necessary

forest rivet
#

;D

formal iron
#

fucken ell I thought LaTeX was giving me a headache

graceful coral
#

@lethal egret so get to bed

#

lmao

formal sparrow
#

Now
Who's fault was that @lethal egret? 😁

lethal egret
#

can't mate, still wide awake

pale cove
#

life is a sort of dream, @lethal egret. Is that good enough for you?
sleeping is technically a free trial for death 👀

lethal egret
#

@pale cove I like that

graceful coral
#

welp

#

time to end my trial early

forest rivet
#

cocaine is a hell of a drug, @lethal egret

graceful coral
#

bye ya'll

formal sparrow
#

Ok. If anyone is making a food run for James, crack optional around the head whilst you're at it...

pale cove
#

time to end my trial early
XDD

smoky linden
#

y'all are getting trials?

lethal egret
#

did someoen say crack?

#

yes please

formal sparrow
#

🤦‍♂️

forest rivet
#

no more for you. You've already had your fill

pale cove
#

PG13!

formal iron
#

"Safe for work discussion not related directly to TryHackMe"

graceful coral
#

@formal sparrow you mind bringing some british chocolate across the atlantic

formal iron
#

nice

#

kids crying cheers for that

pale cove
#

finnish chocolate is the best

formal sparrow
#

@graceful coral I mean, it'll have to be dairy free? Still tastes significantly better than Hershey's...

lethal egret
#

When the site goes down for maintenance the discord clearly becomes the degen waiting room

#

this is great

graceful coral
#

all we americans know is hersheys

#

and godiva on a good day

pale cove
#

lol

smoky linden
#

feel like pure shite just want her back x

latent stirrup
#

Love a bit of crack m8

formal sparrow
#

I'll bring you some Vegan Galaxy chocolate. It is amazing

formal iron
#

innit

latent stirrup
#

It's real moreish

graceful coral
#

wunderbar

pale cove
#

cheers mate

lethal egret
#

Hear heroin has the same effect

formal iron
#

So's a frube to be fair

#

mental they are

#

the strawberry ones

#

slap

smoky linden
#

not had a rustlers in a while

latent stirrup
#

Anyone ever put dairylea on crumpets before?

#

Ngl, it was pretty lit

formal iron
#

nah I'm not about the soggy bun

smoky linden
#

its disgusting, plastic meat

formal iron
#

Anyone ever put dairylea on crumpets before?
@latent stirrup this is turbo brain

lethal egret
#

Anyone ever put dairylea on crumpets before?
@latent stirrup knock knock, fbi open up

latent stirrup
#

There are 2 things I stocked up in for quarantine

tropic lava
#

Booze

latent stirrup
#

Food that doesn't go together, and enough bud to not care

tropic lava
#

I was right.

latent stirrup
#

So far I've been on a flavor journey

tropic lava
#

I have to get mixers delivered

formal sparrow
#

Mixers?

#

Who needs mixers!

forest rivet
#

sounds like a journey through Mordor

formal iron
#

Who needs mixers!
@formal sparrow So that's how you make your rooms ... makes sense now

tropic lava
#

@formal sparrow I do after the last 2 times doing whiskey shots

latent stirrup
#

Trying to hold out for 2 weeks on a single pack of baby wipes because the shops got hit by an army of Karen's

formal iron
#

^

formal sparrow
#

@formal sparrow So that's how you make your rooms ... makes sense now
@formal iron Haha, there's a reason I can't remember how to do 'em 😁

formal iron
#

as it should be x)

formal sparrow
#

@formal sparrow I do after the last 2 times doing whiskey shots
@tropic lava You familiar with a Godfather?

pale cove
#

gn y'all

smoky linden
#

Will tesco and the like end up shutting doon cuz of stock? Feel I should be packing now

graceful coral
#

Youre stuck inside for 14 days right @tropic lava

formal iron
#

what's the point of creators writeups

forest rivet
#

then you can be your own beta tester as well, @formal sparrow. Perfect!

tropic lava
#

@graceful coral Yes?

formal sparrow
#

then you can be your own beta tester as well, @formal sparrow. Perfect!
@forest rivet True that!

graceful coral
#

that's a sad

formal iron
#

Will tesco and the like end up shutting doon cuz of stock? Feel I should be packing now
@smoky linden Nah the supply of things is fine - was talking to my brother who's like a store manager, its just boomers being boomers

tropic lava
#

It's not stock

#

It's distribution

formal sparrow
#

Aye. My mother is working for Tesco just now. They're fine

formal iron
#

things are being delivered at the same level

formal sparrow
#

That ^^

formal iron
#

it's just yeah

#

boomers

formal sparrow
#

Stock is fine. It's just stuck in warehouses for the most part

smoky linden
#

Ah so boomers and karens

#

Classic, every god damn time

graceful coral
#

~The boomer karen

latent stirrup
#

I tell you what tho, toilet companies must be bouncing

graceful coral
formal iron
#

lmaooo

smoky linden
#

And hand sanitizer bois

forest rivet
#

I think they'd rather have a steady stream of revenue

latent stirrup
#

TP execs acting like it's 1999

formal iron
#

was going to stream box dev but

graceful coral
#

I have a dream

#

that one day

forest rivet
#

When the whole thing is over people are gonna have a shitton of TP leftover

graceful coral
#

THM will be up again

smoky linden
#

My hands are looking like ive been in the bath for an hour and smell of alcohol

formal iron
#

nice

graceful coral
#

Toilet Paper prices plummet

formal sparrow
#

@smoky linden hands smelling of alcohol is a good thing

formal iron
#

omg y'all drink alcohol? 😮

smoky linden
#

I'm referring to my hand sanitizer addiction if anyone is curious

formal sparrow
#

Well, to be fair, it's not, because it means you've spilled some

forest rivet
#

you can't drink alcohol with your hands!

graceful coral
#

Not with that attitude

formal iron
#

^^^

#

x2

formal sparrow
#

Who says?

latent stirrup
#

That's the best part tho, people always gonna shit, and when there's a lot of shit, people use more, so you'll just end up with people lavishly smearing their arses leading to an exponential use of TP, to the point where the real looses are our sewer systemz

forest rivet
#

I do. Prove me wrong!

formal sparrow
#

Big needle. Bottle of JD

#

Hands drink alcohol

#

I mean, it's a really bad idea

#

But it works 😁

latent stirrup
#

I've seen a man with no hands roll a blunt

forest rivet
#

yeah, until you die

latent stirrup
#

At this point I believe anything is possible

graceful coral
#

no hands
roll a blunt
excoos

formal sparrow
#

That wasn't part of the challenge @forest rivet

forest rivet
#

I mean, i suppose not

formal sparrow
#

You didn't say we had to live afterwards 😁

graceful coral
#

Survival wasn't included

#

in the terms

#

lmaooooo

latent stirrup
forest rivet
#

that's cheating, he's using his stumps!

smoky linden
#

does having a toke help with hacking, genuine question

latent stirrup
#

Bruh

smoky linden
#

anyone tried it, interested for scientific purposes

latent stirrup
#

Stumps != Hands

#

Yes it does

forest rivet
#

god damnit, there are too many programmers in here. I can't get away with my fuzzy logic

latent stirrup
#

Theoretically

formal sparrow
#

Ever heard the joke about the newlywed couple where the husband was a programmer @forest rivet?

latent stirrup
#

I ofc wouldn't know, it being illegal and all

forest rivet
#

Getting eggs and milk one, yes?

formal sparrow
#

Thatta one

#

Aw...

latent stirrup
#

But I've heard from reliable sources that it helps with hacking

smoky linden
#

Yeah neither would I, just asking for my nigerian cousin

latent stirrup
#

My Nigerian cousin agrees

forest rivet
#

You know the two hard problems in programming, @formal sparrow ?

latent stirrup
#

10

forest rivet
#

clever, but no

formal sparrow
#

Do tell 😁

forest rivet
#

There are two hard things in programming. Naming things, cache invalidation, and off by one error

formal sparrow
#

Haha

#

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

#

I'll see myself out...

forest rivet
#

there are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data, and those who didn't expect this to be a base2 joke, and those who didn't expect this to be a base 3 joke, and those who didn't expect..

formal sparrow
#

🤦‍♂️

smoky linden
#

I think this ones a programmer

lethal egret
forest rivet
#

you think so, eh? :D

smoky linden
#

might use the "too tired to ctf" excuse now its almost 10

forest rivet
#

And there's always tomorrow.. until there isn't.

smoky linden
#

Yeah well if the world ended tomorrow CTF's wouldn't be top of my list of things to do before i die list

forest rivet
#

What would?

#

Personally I'd skip work and take a nap

smoky linden
#

idek anymore mate

forest rivet
#

At least you know that you don't know instead of clinging to some idea that isn't even true :)

smoky linden
#

took me a while to work that one out but true

formal iron
#

I spent like three hours on these - worthy use of diss time right

forest rivet
#

I was gonna say that the footer is horizontally misaligned.. yeah, it's getting late.

tropic lava
#

University of

#

That's my favourite

formal iron
#

Yes

#

I am also a time traveller btw

tropic lava
#

I personally go to university of REDACTED but university of was my first choice

forest rivet
#

we're all time travellers, though

#

we all travel forwards in time at a rate of 1:1

formal iron
#

university of was the only one I got an unconditional

#

so you take what you can get y'know

#

even if it is 50k odd debt

nova lynx
#

I’m sorry everyone, I was the one who infected THM with COVID-19

#

CVE -0019-2020

tropic lava
nova lynx
#

Give me a room to do

#

First room that someone says, I'm doing it.

graceful coral
#

!vpn

median palmBOT
graceful coral
#

@nova lynx

nova lynx
#

Damn something a bit easier please.

graceful coral
#

Only the hardest machine for u

nova lynx
#

😕

#

You're evil

#

This is why I am done, just a heads up evil

restive tartan
#

omg, there is a burns emoji

graceful coral
#

💔

restive tartan
#

My favourite Simsons characters

nova lynx
#

Likewise!

graceful coral
#

Meanwhile

#

I've never watched The Simpsons

tropic lava
#

simsons

nova lynx
#

What???

tropic lava
#

Lmao

nova lynx
#

And you made him a mod Skidy?

formal sparrow
#

Same...

#

I'm with Pars on this one...

nova lynx
#

You guys have no culture.

#

I understand.

formal sparrow
#

Bear in mind, I've also never had a TV in the house 🤷‍♂️

nova lynx
#

Well, I can accept that than.

graceful coral
#

I'm more of an American Dad kinda guy

nova lynx
#

Boomer

graceful coral
#

Says the person that watches the Simpsons

nova lynx
#

😦

#

I need a very hard room to do

formal sparrow
#

Haha

strange axle
#

@regal socket gib emotes.

nova lynx
#

Any suggestions?

formal sparrow
#

Nice Riposte

graceful coral
#

! vpn

#

!vpn

median palmBOT
nova lynx
#

!shibe

graceful coral
#

@nova lynx

nova lynx
#

hahah rip

formal sparrow
#

@uncut saffron -- we need a random room picker

regal socket
#

@regal socket gib emotes.
@strange axle do you want me to wget them and send them as images ?

graceful coral
#

Don't give horshark more work

regal socket
#

or send them in chat

strange axle
#

send as images

#

pretty plz

nova lynx
#

I'm sure Skidy wants this one

formal sparrow
#

Don't give horshark more work
@graceful coral True. Fixing the bot takes precedence...

#

Go do Jigsaw @nova lynx

nova lynx
#

Good call

#

1 or 2

formal sparrow
#

By all accounts, that should keep you busy 😁

#

Start with 1

graceful coral
#

2

formal sparrow
#

But either 🤷‍♂️

graceful coral
#

Zayotic said that was his hardest machine

#

Besides innoculation

nova lynx
#

I did Inoculation, so I'm doing both Jigsaws

#

tonight.

graceful coral
#

Then get yo ass to work

formal sparrow
#

Ironic

#

Tonight just became this morning xD

nova lynx
#

For me it's 8PM EST

graceful coral
#

Shush with your britishness

lethal egret
#

Mans gunna die

#

F

nova lynx
#

F

formal sparrow
#

britishness

#

😢

lethal egret
graceful coral
#

The ultimate offense to a Scotsman. Call him a Brit

formal sparrow
#

As you well know... 😢
That really hurt.... 😥

#

😆

graceful coral
#

Have an apology shibe

formal sparrow
#

Shibe!

#

Ok

#

All is forgiven 😁

nova lynx
#

!shibe @graceful coral ripneon

#

Okay, Jigsaw time.

strange axle
#

The fun cog is borked

regal socket
#

Hey @strange axle

strange axle
#

wat.

strange axle
#

tyvm my man

tardy grotto
#

should be on r/eyebleach because damn it's high quality af

#

:o

uncut saffron
#

we need a random room picker
What? @formal sparrow

graceful coral
#

@uncut saffron a command that lists a random room as well as it's link

uncut saffron
#

Yeah, I'm not gonna be working on that right now, but I'll add it to the TODO

formal sparrow
#

That was semi-serious @uncut saffron
If you've got the time it would be nice, but otherwise it's not important 🙂

uncut saffron
#

I think I'll need Skidy on that though

#

Yeah no, this is definately low priority

#

My goal is:
-Do the high and medium priority tasks
-Document the whole bot
-Make a list of issues for the low priority tasks
-Invite the other devs to join onto that :)

#

I am currently building a better architecture for the bot

#

That way future code will be easier and cleaner

nova lynx
#

This is a good one, good call @formal sparrow

formal sparrow
#

As soon as I find some time I'll read up on async and discord bots

#

See if I can lend a hand

nova lynx
#

I'm talking about Jigsaw, but the bot idea is good too

formal sparrow
#

Oh, I was replying to Horshark 😛

#

Glad you're enjoying Jigsaw though 😁

uncut saffron
#

@formal sparrow heh, I'll hit you up once I'm done making life easier for you guys! Also I could always show you a few things, maybe I'll do a live or something one day when I'm working on the bot

formal sparrow
#

Hehe, remind me to get the basics down first...

#

Currently doing uni projects

#

Then I've got a tutorial and two challenges to implement

#

Then, finally, I'm free

hushed saddle
analog matrix
#

hi

last marlin
#

hello

mint wigeon
#

Hello vent

formal iron
#

Mornin'!

olive sundial
formal iron
#

Probably some of the better content to come from that discord 😛

final tangle
#

Conservative/Tory voting coworker:"Someone should control the quantities of things people can get so one person can't get it all."
Me: So like... socialism. 😫 i despair sometimes.
(I am a socialist btw)

tropic lava
#

@formal iron Can I pop you a DM?

forest rivet
#

Yes

tropic lava
#

Not OP but OK

forest rivet
#

=D

formal iron
#

Shoot! @tropic lava sorry don't get notifs

tropic lava
#

Can I dm tho?

formal iron
#

yeah!

final tangle
#

I feel like i am missing out @tropic lava 😄

tropic lava
#

@final tangle dw, it was doxxing

final tangle
#

Ah ok 🙂

smoky linden
#

That's me officially a home worker due to Covid-19 and I already miss the work environment

tropic lava
#

I miss being allowed outside

smoky linden
#

Just heard aswell schools in UK closed till Summer, this shit is real

#

Just waiting till I get put in quarantine

tropic lava
#

Scotland and Wales closed

#

IDK about england yet

lethal egret
#

England will be soon ™️

tropic lava
#

@graceful coral Good luck with your OSCP!

graceful coral
#

Thank you very much!

cobalt thicket
smoky linden
#

On the phone to a caller, mum comes back into house with a load of shopping asking me to help her

#

Classic mum, can't tell me what to do now

cobalt thicket
#

Luckily, I've been in quarantine since like Jan, so I'm not a risk, I'm at risk

#

Wait

#

Why did I say luckily

lethal egret
forest rivet
#

that dutch angle, though

restive tartan
#

Is that at your home?

#

Or uni accomodation?

lethal egret
#

Yea home

#

In ports

restive tartan
#

Nice, was going to say with the wine glass hanging up

cobalt thicket
#

There's paperwork there

#

e n h a n c e

lethal egret
#

It isn't a wine glass my guy

#

Gin glass 😄

restive tartan
#

ah

#

Even worse

#

jk

lethal egret
#

Some reason I have the boujeest student place this year

#

love it

#

Gin for days mate

#

Might crack out hte pink gin to help get this box done

restive tartan
#

First an Audi, now posh student place

#

Little do we know

#

Optional is a secret baller

lethal egret
#

Sold my testicles for this life

#

worth it

cobalt thicket
#

Jokes on you, I have a 2mx1m room that I spend my entire existence inside

#

Beat that

forest rivet
#

Atleast you have enough space to lie down

lethal egret
#

Sounds like Greetham student halls Dan

formal iron
#

Estrella in one hand

#

Your database config in the other

lethal egret
#

Estrella > anything else

graceful coral
#

Parrot Security pog

forest rivet
#

damnit, @graceful coral. That avatar QQ

cobalt thicket
#

wahey

#

schools are shut

#

uh

#

I mean

#

ohno

tropic lava
#

@cobalt thicket shhhh not like you were going in anyway

cobalt thicket
#

It delays the government fining me for degeneracy

#

so

lethal egret
#

Ok with that announcement we gucci

cobalt thicket
#

It might also delay uni start from sept to nov

#

which helps me a lot

lethal egret
#

I don't think so but maybe

#

wishful thinking though they do expect the virus to be peaking around May

formal iron
#

its like my eyes just forgot the 11 there

tropic lava
#

UoP have said it might delay it to Dec/Jan @cobalt thicket

cobalt thicket
#

POG

#

That's legit perfect for me

#

I might actually be old enough then

tropic lava
#

you can carry on your DSS life in the mean time

cobalt thicket
#

So no issues with paying for it

formal iron
#

Yeaaa I don't think I'm graduating this academic year homies

tropic lava
#

You'll graduate

#

Just not get the ceremony

formal iron
#

I've got three exams to sit and they've cancelled them

#

and if it doesn't reach academic board by latest May then I won't get my classification until like september I guess?

tropic lava
#

🇫

formal iron
#

and they're just like "Yeah no we're not even going to try and setup online lectures"

#

so sick

cobalt thicket
#

These emails are getting boring now

tropic lava
#

lmao

#

Have you had any replies?

cobalt thicket
#

I can't wait to start my new job kekw

formal iron
#

That's like the most best reply possible

pale cove
#

Sherlock is underage

#

gottem

cobalt thicket
#

it's a blessing and a curse

nova lynx
#

Finally level 10, took so long!

#

I'm now a wizard duckywizard

graceful coral
#

I didn't doubt you for a second @nova lynx

nova lynx
#

Thank you, you can call me Harry now.

#

Thx

smoky linden
#

Ur a wizard harry

nova lynx
#

^ They know what it is

smoky linden
#

Or do they?

forest rivet
restive tartan
#

^hacker

formal sparrow
#

@strange axle -- y'know we've got #creators-lounge. Is there any chance of one for Community Mentors as well?
I mean, I know we tend to use creators-lounge for that kinda thing anyway, but it could be nice to have a place to just discuss the kind of stuff that comes up in #room-help

latent stirrup
forest rivet
#

Honestly, I usually use more than 3 attempts even though I know perfectly well what my password is.

smoky linden
#

Went to Tesco and found a collection of Karen's in the toiletry aisle

formal sparrow
#

Collection doesnae sound right

#

There's gotta be a better word for a "group" of Karens

forest rivet
#

When do you not find Karens in the toiletry aisle?

smoky linden
#

Anyone want any advise on what to do in that situation? Don't look them in the eye and be polite

forest rivet
#

don't be polite, got it

smoky linden
#

Yeah so there's murders for crow's'

#

Don't be polite and they will be speaking to your manager

forest rivet
#

Joke's on them. I work at a flat company

smoky linden
#

Oh you'll be dealing with Keith's

forest rivet
#

Yeah?

lethal egret
#

Pog that moment you realise you have a speeding fine because you were 2 mph over the limit

#

fuck hampshire man

tropic lava
#

@lethal egret ... wait really?

lethal egret
#

Yeah

#

Time to go to a speed awareness course

tropic lava
#

I swear there should be some tolerance

#

Nope

#

Legally 0 tolerance

#

Cameras are 10%+2mph normally

lethal egret
#

Oh no I was 2 miles an hour over the tolerance

#

Rule of thumb is the tolerence is 15% of the speed limit

#

e.g. 40 is a tolerence of 46

tropic lava
#

Ahhhh

#

That's nearly 50

lethal egret
#

Oh noi I was doing 59 in a 50

#

Fucking motorway repairs

#

The entire motorway from Portsmouth to Southampton is road works

graceful coral
#

noots on @lethal egret

lethal egret
forest rivet
#

I still don't know what pog means

lethal egret
#

pog is basically twitch emote for hype

forest rivet
#

now explain yeet

lethal egret
#

yeet is a way of life and cannot be explained

forest rivet
#

:I

#

at least I got one step further away from being an old confused man~

lethal egret
tropic lava
#

@forest rivet As a verb or a noun?

#

Yeet as a verb is generally similar to launch or throw

lethal egret
#

get yeeted kid

#

ima yeet you

forest rivet
#

It just sounds like the new lol to me

tropic lava
#

Can also be used as a "yay"

forest rivet
#

meaningless filler

#

"i don't know what to say so I said x"

#

#conspiracyTheories

forest rivet
#

I want cake.

smoky linden
#

yeet ur security is sheet

strange axle
#

@lethal egret

#

I recognize that hoodie lol

lethal egret
#

aye

#

😄

strange axle
#

Welp, we're picking up doom eternal and animal crossing on Friday

#

this is gonna be a hell of a weekend

lethal egret
#

ngl I think I'm gunna pick up AC

#

and I've never played one

strange axle
#

they're wonderful

graceful coral
#

Closest thing I've tried to AC is stardew valley

#

Which I found incredibly boring

strange axle
#

You have to be in it for the long haul with AC

forest rivet
#

I'm starting to feel cooped up with the whole lockdown thing going on :i

slim otter
#

Can't relate, never go outside except for school most days

forest rivet
#

yeah, but just getting outside your 4 walls is nice, even if it's cause you're going to some other 4 walls

tardy grotto
#

^ true

tropic lava
#

Not allowed out

forest rivet
#

not aloud

tropic lava
#

I might not go out anyway, but I'd like to be able to

forest rivet
#

true words ^

lethal egret
#

That feeling when you render a 10 minute video in 2 minutes

#

god I love my pc sometimes

cobalt thicket
#

I already have Animal Crossing, I just need to power my switch

#

Oh

#

I wasn't scrolled down far enought yet

#

Oops

cobalt thicket
#

Long hair ain't worth the hassle smh

forest rivet
#

kinda like life, huh?

smoky linden
#

I. HATE. CITRIX.

cobalt thicket
#

I don't wanna do any more duolingo

#

@tropic lava That better be modded minecraft

tropic lava
#

No but it's with friends @cobalt thicket

#

Closest to meaningful social interaction I can get

forest rivet
#

"social interaction".. is that anything like social engineering..?

urban crescent
#

sort of

#

except you dont bend people to your will for personal gain

tropic lava
#

@urban crescent Wait, you're not meant to do that?

#

My friends were dicks

urban crescent
#

and thats exactly why you should join @strange axles server kekw

strange axle
#

Oh lordy

cobalt thicket
#

vanilla when @strange axle

strange axle
#

When I get around to it later today if requested

formal iron
#

I'll be sticking to meeting and greeting with my neural networks ta x

#

although mc server pikapika

tropic lava
#

@urban crescent were I cut them from my life lmao

cobalt thicket
#

Anime no on'nanoko ga hoshi

urban crescent
#

na

#

ni

nova lynx
#

Good morning, just want to let everyone know that Nessus is useless piece of Software and I have a deep hatred towards it.

urban crescent
#

lmfao

#

whwt did tenable do to you this time

nova lynx
#

@urban crescent They don't like VPN connections and I had to complete the Nessus room without Nessus 😕

smoky linden
#

What's going y'all, anyone been corona'd?

regal socket
#

hey @strange axle, sorry for the ping, I forgot to send this before pikapika

strange axle
#

Oh lordy lol

forest rivet
#

I might have, @smoky linden, but i wasn't officially diagonized as the hospitals were about to become overburdened, and my physical health, unlike my mental health, is perfectly fine.

strange axle
#

For those who haven't watched this, I highly recommend giving it a go:

#

~30 minute interview with Gabe Newell from Valve about the future of gaming and Valve

forest rivet
#

Don't even talk about it or you're gonna delay HL3

pale cove
smoky linden
#

I'm officially a home worker now so I'm not going out at all unless I truly need to. I've been sneezing every now and then but no coughing for days now.

pale cove
#

same

#

it's a FLU season too so watch out for that

lethal egret
forest rivet
#

as an added bonus, it's a rather nasty flu this year

#

even then, I don't think I've been as sick as I was last week since I had mono as a late teen

cobalt thicket
#

at least it wasn't stereo

forest rivet
#

Yeah, that'd probably have killed me

#

i lost like 10 kg and I was already mildly underweight at that time

smoky linden
#

It is flu season when u get the cold twice in one month

#

And then have a pandemic the month after

#

The joys of being alive

forest rivet
#

being alive: It might just kill you

smoky linden
#

Covid-19 really is a test of survival of the fittest when you think about it

forest rivet
#

so is flu every year. This is really just the same, except taken up a notch

cobalt thicket
#

livid

smoky linden
#

That's exactly why I've been licking every door handle and window I see

forest rivet
#

cars can't get corona..!

#

oh, you're a windowlicker.

smoky linden
#

Found that on reddit

pseudo escarp
#

Anyone considering applying for GSoC this year?

cobalt thicket
#

what that

pseudo escarp
#

Google Summer of Code, mentoring programme with a bunch of companies

#

Rapid7 is one of them, may write my proposal based on msf

cobalt thicket
tropic lava
#

fix the bugs we keep hitting here lmao

lethal egret
smoky linden
#

Fookin eeeel her profile picture

cobalt thicket
#

I'd sign up for that but they're ageist smh

smoky linden
#

It doesnt matter if its reverse gender I think

forest rivet
#

reverse gender search?

urban crescent
#

uwu

cobalt thicket
#

why

#

why

#

why

urban crescent
#

more devices to hardware hack!

cobalt thicket
#

"wow, my mask came with a toy!"

smoky linden
#

What the world is facing right now genuinely doesn't feel real, it's a madness

cobalt thicket
#

Time to watch Boris' daily bonanza

#

comforting

smoky linden
#

Anyone got the link to it

cobalt thicket
lethal egret
#

Man I swear to god I’m getting up at 6 am to go panic buy

#

Rapidly running out of food

cobalt thicket
#

you ain't getting up

#

you'll already be up

lethal egret
#

Yeah true tbh

forest rivet
#

You aren't getting out.

#

The chain's too short

smoky linden
#

Cheers son's crying now

cobalt thicket
#

"practicable"

forest rivet
olive sundial
#

panic buying is killing me lol

#

i need to go to like some sort of 'door' at asda, and ask for eggs and toilet paper lol

#

it's worse than buying drugs

lethal egret
#

Buy enough drugs and you won’t need food

#

Big brain play

olive sundial
#

True lol :c but not sure my parents will enjoy the smell of it as I do

forest rivet
#

Don't panic buy. Just wash your hands and go about your life

lethal egret
#

Don't panic buy. Just wash your hands and go about your life
Legit all I’m doing