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cinder rampart
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I mean, I look at myself in the mirror and go "damn I am sexy, look at that long luscious hair, god I will kill to be a woman and experience me as a romantic interest" but I still love women and not men pepehmmm

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cinder rampart
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its just occassionally

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that I look at the mirror and go "damn I am sexy"

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"pathetic piece of shit yes"

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"but sexy"

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personality doesnt matter anyways

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looks go all the way

cinder rampart
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wot

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😭

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im kidding obviously oml

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neither matter

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ik

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only money matters

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REAL SHIT

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🗣️

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is this who i think i tis

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😛

cinder rampart
frigid flint
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anyways, i loove staring at women they're gorgeous but im not gay or bisexual so u can be straight and just really appreciate men

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minor axle
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lmao

cinder rampart
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like every single woman is so drop dead gorgeous omg

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like dude women r just soooo gorgeous but im gen jst not gay

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ONGG

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and then theres just some guy

cinder rampart
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womenn i love u ur so beautiful

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cinder rampart
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for me its like "dude everyone's so ugly, why am I so hot"

minor axle
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ive never seen an ugly girl ever

frigid flint
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like i feel you can tell theres a different type of attraction you hold to someone ur romantically interested in versus someone u just admire

cinder rampart
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then I go cry in a corner for 2 hours cuz loneliness kicks in

minor axle
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i go out and im flashed by beautiful women

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minor axle
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i jst don't want a relationship full stop

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cinder rampart
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relationships scare me

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bruv if ur like not in ur 20s

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don't get into a relationship

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that is NOT lasting 🫡 i have no hope

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cus most teens jst wanna have fun

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omg YES

minor axle
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relationships r sps to be realllyyy commited

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also teen boys are so immature mostly

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not just a 2 month "ooh heeheh ily oooh heheeh ilyt"

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bombed

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u did not get the reference

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HAH

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you pmo

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Heh

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shit is goated

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thanks shit

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kirbs are you bipolar be honest

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LMAO

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??

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one

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minor axle
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r u diagnosed with bpd

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?

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illegally yes

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buzzfeed doesn't count

cinder rampart
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NO IT DOES NOTT

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buzzfeed counts when it tells me my soulmate is prince naveen

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"what colour do you like"
"red"
"you have adhd"

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cinder rampart
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he iss the best one tho 😛

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i have the buzzfeed app downloaded y'all got nth on me

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anon id be gay for p[rince naveen too

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Princess and the frog is top 3 Disney movies

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ong

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real

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tho i could not tell if it was real or fake

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as long as u didnt pay them

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i did

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well not my money anyways

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short lion
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Lmao

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Chat js answer the question

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Anon

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I personally dont think youre bisexual

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Youre js confused

frigid flint
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how would we know

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anon u gotta judge this urself we cant fs go "yea ur bi or gay or straight"

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maybe ur attracted to those men or maybe u j wanna take inspo

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u kinda gotta reflect

cinder rampart
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ainnofuckingway

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shit dropping wisdom

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cinder rampart
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chat are we on uranus because I think the world is not moving in the right direction

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but yes anon, shit is right, we can't tell u how u feel

short lion
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Thanks guys

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short lion
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Appreciate all the words of wisdom

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cinder rampart
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the anon

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A buzzfeed test said im 60% bi though

short lion
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I thought it was obvious

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cinder rampart
short lion
cinder rampart
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and come here baby

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lemme give you a geeli pappi

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geeli pappi is crazy

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didnt know u were south asian andra

cinder rampart
frigid flint
short lion
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whitewashed ahh

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😭

cinder rampart
short lion
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OH

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geeli

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Wet

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he meant gheeli

short lion
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First time hearing pappi

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Daddy

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Papi

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thats so crazy

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have u heard

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paari

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Yeah

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chummi

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Yeah

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Heard that one too

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how havent u heard puppi

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Idk 😭

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dont ppl say pappi more than chummi

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cinder rampart
short lion
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Idk man

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nike do u want me to teach u urdu and punjabi

cinder rampart
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nike you gotta connect to your homeland more

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10000usd per minute

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short lion
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I can as a matter of fact

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oh wow

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I can write arabic and urdu

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ok punjabi then

short lion
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Hm

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Might learn punjabi

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Surprise my parents and shi

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yeah im a great teacher trust

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ive never spoken punjabi in my life

short lion
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Bet

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i understand it fully tho

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and i can speak it if i wanted to

cinder rampart
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I used to be quite decent in punjabi

short lion
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My grandma speaks punjabi i can barely understand her

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because I lived close to indian punjab

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oh

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i can understand

cinder rampart
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but now

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everything

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I lowk forgot most of it

short lion
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And my other grandma used to speak dari

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lets start with the gaaliyaan nike

frigid flint
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ur gonna hear gaaliyaan the most

short lion
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But she has a thick accent

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nike do yk punjabi gaaliyaan

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O

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ok

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my favorite is

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chutiyah

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thats basically asshole

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OHH

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Basically urdu cuss words

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yaar ye kya chutiya hai

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kameena

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Yeah i know some

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bihari

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Ive heard this one though

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short lion
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And bhen chod

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and madarchod

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Dont know the first one

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oml i feel like a boy in middle school

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gashti is basically wh0re

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Crazy

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now u can venmo me 10000000usd

short lion
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Guve me your venmo

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its unstressed'svenmo

short lion
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Bet

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Oh wait do you have zelle

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he said cash app or zelle

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matter of fact scratch that imma send u a stack

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js cus u fine as hell

short lion
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😭

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frigid flint
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easypaisa for life

short lion
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Yippee

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Bro

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There are some weird people in my family

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we know

short lion
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Nah not like

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Deranged

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But js straight up weird

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what did they do

short lion
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2 of my cousins are obsessed with leaving pakistan and it’s like theyve been preparing for it their whole life and shi

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Guess where they wanna go

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South Korea

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LMAOOO

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average pakistani fantasy

short lion
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Bro

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They were acting like

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Pakistani food is filthy or sumn

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aint no way

short lion
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And they refuse to eat anything besides ramen

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And shi

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no one hates on my motherlands food

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short lion
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Theyve never even left pakistan dawg 😭

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nike just for curiousity what men do u find hot on instagram

short lion
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Im like excuse me bruv wtf

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i wanna judge ur choice

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Do you have instagram

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Do you have me added on instagram

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no i dont

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Stressed

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When we meeting fr

short lion
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when do u wanna meet

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I'm here for another week

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my sis is coming in a bit

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im going to lahore asw apparantly for a week

short lion
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Lagore

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AHAHAHHA

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Lahore

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IM GOING TO LAHORE TOO

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LMAO

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NO WAY

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Ts a sign

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lmaoo

short lion
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Fr

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omg guys where should i go in lahore

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i wanna go someplace fun

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ive never been fun places in lahore

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I forgot its name

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Never went but heard good things

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Ig

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but it isnt winter

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Stressed go to dolmon khaadi it's likr a 3 hour activity

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ive never been to dolmon tho

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ive neverbeen to a mall in lahore pretty much

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Go to quecinema

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Huge update from the ones in our city

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wait how about lahore meetup

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if my mom allows lmao

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Im pulling up asw

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meet vardag

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frigid flint
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He's a twink so same thing

short lion
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short lion
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And i have more freedom in lahore

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Than isb

short lion
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Ngl same

short lion
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So where we going 💅

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dha raya

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preancessssss

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preancesss in rayaaaaa

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LMAO

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twinks in rayaaa

short lion
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Should i bring my sister

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Best thing in raya is the kiko

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we might ignore u for her

short lion
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💔

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Real

short lion
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Ill js bring all my cousins

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All of em are female 😭

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short lion
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Nah theyll be in islamabad

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Can I bring ST

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💔

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the ST we know

short lion
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ST(D)?

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Yea

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omg lowk i'd love a u me st meetup in lhr

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where in lahore is she

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Idk

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ill be near isl campus wali jaga

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how far is ur house from isl

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Maybe 20 mins

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ok bet

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we'll go to lhr school orientations and go down slides

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twin flame fr

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Fr

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Where we going btw

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Wait r u fr going

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Nike

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We confirmed twin 😛😛

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short lion
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I j know she hates me...

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short lion
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I’ll bring my sister dw chat 💔

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rn she was saying ''ill take u to debates on monday''

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Ur sister cool af

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i was like girl who said i wanna go

short lion
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She’s 16 too

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do u wanna meet at debates shit

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monday pull up then

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Bet

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Well

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Depends

short lion
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If sir letting me speak

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"Today u adjudicating" 😐

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he better not separate us

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wtf is this thread anymore 😭😭😭

short lion
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Ohh

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Crumbl

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don't forget the e

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Pull up in a burka

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Nike sign up for lums summer school

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how long is it shit

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doesnt it cost a lot

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bright ermine
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Nike did you write this

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What y’all even talking about

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im sorry nike

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we cannot help it

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I can be a girl’s girl

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it is the unfortunate life of a pakistani girl

short lion
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Wait

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nike go to kuwait and meet helpun

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Y’all’s parents dont even gotta know

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that would be one crazy zn meetup

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Y’all can js say y’all meeting my sister

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💔

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# short lion Wdym

my mom litr needs to have the contact details of the person im meeting and their parents

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My sister’s phone number bam

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''why is she in lhr''

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''how have i never m et her before''

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''where does she live''

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"U never mentioned here"

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''does KM and ST know her''

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"What do her parents do"

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''im gonna meet her mom first''

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"Does she have a bf"

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''does she vape and do drugs''

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"Does she talk to guys"

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"Does she have good grades"

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nike its not for us the way it is for guys

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like u cant just pull up and meet someone random even if u lie to ur parents

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also nike im telling both of our moms r like hawks

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ur gonna be dead before u know it

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and so r we

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She has a 3.88 GPA 💔

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Is that enough

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To convince them

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J book seats near us in the cinema

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ALSO for all shit and i know u could be a stalker who is 58 years old

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And shit knows what i look like

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O wait

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U never join

short lion
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like shes literally blind

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and deaf too honestly

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she has NEVER read a debates board

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erm

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Crazy

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this entire thing dontn make sese

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sense

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short lion
untold tiger
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are you playing gay chicken or smth why would u pretend to be gay for years

short lion
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Ofc

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Shadoo u from lahore wanna join the meet up

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untold tiger
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what meet up

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Oh yeah

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Shadoo

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shadoo meet nike he feels left out

short lion
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We’re all meeting up

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Pull up

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Znotes meetup

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when where and why

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!!!!

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ill pass

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Why we won't jump u

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yes

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precisely

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Aw man

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nike pull up to ISL orientation

short lion
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ill catch u on the slide

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isl orientation

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whyare you

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going to the isl orientatio

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are u from isl

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?

short lion
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For fun

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to traumatise the school like it traumatised us

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why did it

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traumatizeyou

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i miss their canteen bro

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what did

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isl do

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the ice cream asw

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Ice cream bar 💔

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untold tiger
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man i cant wait for next yr nationals

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crazy

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the food was so friggin good

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They're ice cream menu is longer than our school canteen menu

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i go to loots ivy

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:wiled

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🥀

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From

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Multiple unis

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idk

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probably

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omg lowk

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that would be so fun

short lion
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Someone js sent me money idk if it was an accident or what

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😭

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Shi

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omg i wanna do karachi nationals so bad now

short lion
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Bro sent me 170 dollars

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kgs

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yo

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send

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I aint sending em back

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😭

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say no

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thisd

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fucking fly

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where did it come from

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Bur

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Janurary

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Is so close to exams

short lion
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The dude was probably drunk

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Jappy bithday ???

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now nike can buy us all nitro

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not really

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Feb is lit mocks

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wait did ur card get unblocked yet

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Yippee

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march is mocks

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Yes

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for me

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It did

cinder rampart
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guys not to be a buzzkill but

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Feb is pre mocks

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short lion
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sybau andra

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Sybau

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shit mute him

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Yes

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Mute him shit

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just say i told u to do it

cinder rampart
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mb gng for being a sensible person for once 🥀

short lion
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Andra-chan im disappointed in you

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whatever it is u do

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short lion
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LMAO

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youll be fine

short lion
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Naur Andra-chan goated though

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Eh fine

cinder rampart
short lion
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💔

last pewter
untold tiger
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~mute @cinder rampart 5s

short lion
crystal obsidianBOT
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zep_check Muted shinemodori for 5 seconds (Case #7198) (user notified with a direct message)

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LMAO

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keep it up twin

cinder rampart
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lol

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what

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shit i hate you

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you my opp from now on

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I'm aware

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anyways

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what was i sayig

short lion
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yeah who cares about pre mocks

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👍

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icl my physics teacher is ahh

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my math teacher the goay

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goat

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i can sit in the back and use my phone and he wont say anythign

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My math teacher is goated but has a problem w me

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Cus of stressed

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Hoe got us late to class sm times he stopped letting us in

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💔

last pewter
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if ur 5 minutes late ur kicked out of class

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and he won't let you back in the entire year 💀

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everyone whos gotten kicked out has had to talk to the principal

last pewter
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☠️

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yappersville

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short lion
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Oh shit

reef siren
short lion
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Huang’s here!

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Run!

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Hi :D

short lion
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Hi :D

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(Nonchalant rizz)

cinder rampart
cinder rampart
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short lion
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Tryna get to 20

cinder rampart
reef siren
cinder rampart
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I get more hubbies too by proxy so I support :3

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🤓

reef siren
untold tiger
reef siren
cinder rampart
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nerds are so cool

frigid flint
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bro is not letting u hit

reef siren
cinder rampart
untold tiger
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andra

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thats a minor

cinder rampart
untold tiger
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.

cinder rampart
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is she below 15?

untold tiger
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u are 18?

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yes

cinder rampart
frigid flint
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what

untold tiger
cinder rampart
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also

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when did I hit

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also

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I am 17 dumbasses

gleaming shard
last pewter
burnt parcel
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did this server js become reddit

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bur we dont have boosts

frigid flint
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oh

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i j realized

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we

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lost

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the

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role icons

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again

gleaming shard
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lole

cinder rampart
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lola

gleaming shard
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@vague sable now u will never have sparkles

gleaming shard
cinder rampart
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nice, liplick aint gone js yet

gleaming shard
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no

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im married to my beloved wife

cinder rampart
last pewter
burnt parcel
cinder rampart
burnt parcel
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oh

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you havent moved on?

cinder rampart
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I fell for me 😍

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but I lowk hate me

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but me is still sexy

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so I am tryna work it out with me

native vortex
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god you are pathetic

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so fucking pathetic

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How the fuck did I get acquainted with this pathetic piece of filth anyways

burnt parcel
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I agree

cinder rampart
gleaming shard
last pewter
last pewter
cinder rampart
# gleaming shard schizo

my brain that has been stuck on that duolingo lesson from a couple hours ago read that as shitso

last pewter
gleaming shard
last pewter
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💔

gleaming shard
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no

last pewter
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snake

cinder rampart
last pewter
cinder rampart
last pewter
cinder rampart
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but whats wrong

last pewter
cinder rampart
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is to lie

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and she lied

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she doesnt have swedish twinks in her dms

last pewter
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i can vouch

cinder rampart
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howd I know?

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I am the swedish twinks in her dms

last pewter
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schizo

cinder rampart
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lowk I cannot imagine a swedish twink

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when I hear swedish, I always imagine some buff blonde dude like gustavus

last pewter
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ok twink

vague sable
frigid flint
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?

gleaming shard