#HAIIIIIII
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Ari go outside
hi ari
Ari touch grass
Why yall touching grass without her consent??
Hi ari
hi ari
who's consent
why is grass automatically a she/her π€¨
did grass agree to those pronouns
ARRRIIIIII
Im consent
that video of urs still hunting me
Because Andra-chan said so
Yes.
ohh hi consent, I heard a lot of people don't know who you are
evidence where
Everyone knows who i am they js choose to feign ignorance
Under your bed
yeaaaaah but you said 6ft under after
6ft underground
and 6ft underground if the underground is under the floor im on
would just be a 12 year olds room probably
When did i say that
.
Broβs tweaking
She wont
you have no idea what goes on in our DMS
Dawg sheβs my dad
Mom?
yes
What
each day we like to defy the roles of gender
as the father she goes to work in the kitchen
Is that why youve been absent all my life
and I go out to the bar to drink with friends
no I just didn't want to care for you
but I didn't want to leave my wife
I love you my wife
Crazy
Dad back me up here
u play genshin impact im sure you can understand to some extent why i have made this decision
You have a cuphead pfp i think im doing fine without you
Sure
Youre right genshin is way better
ew
1/10 ragebait
6/10 ragebait
how many kids do you have
uncountable
i just get the baby machine going
Im js kidding dawg i dont play either of those games π
I don't count the output
who r your favourite
π
u have definently playe dgenshin
uhh are u my son
Ive played both games i domt play either now though
ts how i feel making villager breeders in minecraft
yeah
idk up to you
LMAOO
idk i dont wanna be a parent
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
that one time i got bombarded with mae mae mae single handedly gave me an anerysm
Mae mae-chan
yes unwanted son
Im disowning you
oh but you've got so many kids
i already disowned you
I disowned you before you disowned me
Im telling daddy to divorce you
Smh
cruella type beat @severe cradle
and im telling ...daddy πΌ to disown YOU
im withdrawing her
No
Daddy wont disown me like that
well
daddy will
@alpine cradle
@alpine cradle daddy
Daddy you wont disown me right
daddy you love ur sweet cherry pie husband more right?
@alpine cradle disown them both
shh slave we didn't ask for ur input
@alpine cradle dont listen to helpun
my fault
@alpine cradle is it me or n*ke.
@alpine cradle me or m*esal
Hai
DADDY
What's wrong
DADDY
its either you disown nike or stay with your husband (me)
honey please
you can't be serious
Why are you guys making me choose you guys are both my babiesπππππππππππππ
please bae
we can always make another
wow...
:3
;LAMAAOSAOGJHSJRIGHSRIJ
π
disown them bith
so is it me or nike
both
Daddy :3
SHH SLAVE.
Nike mae hear me out
see im being oppressed
no
helpy ur always being oppressed
How abt we js take out our frustrations by beating helpun
pls bae..
irrelevant
Yes dad (see im more obedient)
oh ykw
STOP
See
?
Yknow what
im not watching movies with you anymore
Thatβs a great idea
π€¬π€¬π€¬
yeahh
i have my wife and son
It's decided!
ok!! ^^
they're coming with me
Yay!!
( ΛΆΛκ³ΛΛ΅ ) thanks my wonderful wife
I love my son and husband so much
Wait but Helpun-chan is my husband though
come here
bruv
batmana
Your dad or ur husband
you already agreed
ywa
We'll get u another one
yea
My dad obvs
so beat ur husband up
how many wives do u have
he's prob into that anyways
Okay I'll buy some soft shell tacos for u
1
can you get me the hard shell tacos
Ofc ofc
He is can confirm
He asks me to tie him up in bed
And he likes getting spanked
so he can sleep...!
It reminds me of this one commercial
Sureβ¦
son lets keep some things to ourselves ok
Ok mom
Because she is my wife, so I know
Why are you telling people to touch your wife??
LMFAO, I wonder if I still have it
I AM NOT TELLING PEOPLE TO TOUCH MY WIFR
YOU PEOPLE
ARE HARASSING HER
CONSTANTLY BEING TOUCHY WITH HER
KNOW YOUR GODDAMN PLACE YOU PUNKS
ATLEAST SHOW SOME MORAL DECENCY AND ASK HER IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO BLESS YOU WITH HER GRACEFUL SOFT AND ELEGANT SKIN
AND IF SHE SAYS NO, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELVES
NOOOO
HEY DON'T DISGRACE PUNKS I LOVE PUNKS
peakπΉπΉ
Yep, I made a couple followup but they didn't have the same effect π₯π
EX FUCKING ACTLY
doesn't MEAN YOU GET TO DISGRACE PUNKS!!
no one can beat the original
TAKE IT BACK!! TAKE IT BACK!! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!!
βπ₯π
Okie
what r you guys even arguing abt
thta was easy
Grass said to be a good boy
hi lola
touching grass
dude domt remind me
That's kinda crude
andras whole grass sexualizer era
hai poo key
you can't be talking ur into lolis
hru
good lord
Era? You call it an era when it has ended
LMAO REAL
It's not ended yet
biggest lore
JOKES ON YOU IM HIS WIFE IE IM GRASS
So real
I like to touch you every morning when you are wet
werent you helpuns wife?!??!
(Dew)
Weβre all married
GOOD INFORMATION I NEEDED TO KNOW
im good hru
polygamy
Absolute peak βπ£π₯
im good
WOWOWO FR?? NO WAYY
m*ds ππ₯