is my bro gay?

[river iris]

this gotta be the wildest thing theres been on anon conf in a while

[coarse sky]

damn this feels like something I would write

I don't know what to say bro

[river iris]

wait but im lowk interested in knowing what happened after he spooned you

did you say anything?

did he say anything?

[coarse sky]

don't make him relive the trauma 😭

[river iris]

we need the TEA anon you cant leave us on this cliffhanger

dawg arent all men weird and gay with each other anyways

[coarse sky]

yeah but not on bed at midnight

especially not the thighs, who tf grips the thighs dawg

[river iris]

maybe bro js needs a lesson on boundaries

trust

[coarse sky]

anon I say confront your bro about this

and then ask him what all that was

[river iris]

yeah like anon js be like "gang i like you but not like that aight?"

[coarse sky]

maybe he was just sleepy or perhaps he is just a closeted gay

[river iris]

yes real

[nocturne hornet]

vro put aside the closeted gay for a sec

anon why tf does your gf ghost you for weeks

what is this

[coarse sky]

I read about it somewhere

some new terms invented by gen alpha kiddos

situationship? or smth?

[nocturne hornet]

eugh situationships

[coarse sky]

breadcrumbing?

[nocturne hornet]

hm?

[coarse sky]

ionno but whatever it is, thats not healthy

[coarse sky]

its the term for keeping someone hooked enough that they are interested in you

but far apart that they know you wouldn't get in a relationship with em

[nocturne hornet]

eugh

[coarse sky]

so that if you do lose your current relationship, you can always reel them in

[nocturne hornet]

why would somenoe d othst

[coarse sky]

god I sound like an asshole

[nocturne hornet]

js get me a simp

[coarse sky]

relationships aint no more about love

its a fucking stock market

[raven python]

even if he's your friend or gay, it doesn't give him the consent to do that, especially if u felt uncomfortable.

[solid patio]

what even

[coarse sky]

everyone considers everyone as goods

[solid patio]

no hes not gay is it gay to cuddle w the homies

[coarse sky]

in the dark yes

[nocturne hornet]

it pmo

[raven python]

also, if your gf is ghosting u for weeks, then u deserve better, even if u love her alot, u deserve someone who actually texts u on a daily basis and not when they are bored or require Attention.

[solid patio]

how do yk its dark

[coarse sky]

icel

[coarse sky]

because they are sleeping?

1.30 am?

[raven python]

Exactly

[coarse sky]

did you even read that shit

[solid patio]

what if theres a night light

[raven python]

fr

What if

she's asking a very valid question

[coarse sky]

bruh

even then

no cuddling at night

only for day

[raven python]

oh

[raven python]

what why not

[coarse sky]

anything after 12 am can lead to catastrophic side effects

speaking from personal experience

[solid patio]

i think the point is

[coarse sky]

so one should NOT do anything after 12 am

[solid patio]

the friend

[raven python]

true

[solid patio]

nico want to cuddle until 11:99 pm

[raven python]

yes

[coarse sky]

I am down

[raven python]

❤️

[solid patio]

this is why i said nico

[raven python]

are u nico?

no.

get out andra

[coarse sky]

pensive

okay

[raven python]

u just want to touch minors and look at our feet

[solid patio]

andra pre 12 AM is homo cuddling

[coarse sky]

homie why would I look at feet

[solid patio]

ong r u wearing socks nico cus im not

[raven python]

idk

[raven python]

LMAO NO IM NOT

[solid patio]

does this mean 😼

[raven python]

i just know andra has a weird fetish

[coarse sky]

oh shit I just realized this sentence implies that I touch minors

[raven python]

😛😛😛

[coarse sky]

no I don't condone neither

[raven python]

u DUMBFUCK

[solid patio]

heh 😼

[raven python]

andra do u have a hand fetish

guys lowk I am attracted to pretty hands

[coarse sky]

wtf is that

no

[raven python]

is that weird

[solid patio]

same

[coarse sky]

like sexually?

eww

[solid patio]

my hands always sweaty af tho 💔

[raven python]

like DAMN WHEN I SEE A GUY W BEAUTIFUL HANDS

im like wow

[solid patio]

ong like clean nails

[raven python]

YES

[raven python]

same

[solid patio]

ive seen like 2 or 3 guys irl who have clean nails

they either outgrown, dirty, or have the nastiest cuticles

[raven python]

fr same

[raven python]

I hate the weird nail shapes

like yk when someone bites their nails alot

[coarse sky]

I have seen none

[muted badge]

this is normal

[raven python]

it turns into a weird shape

I hate that

[coarse sky]

bruh

[solid patio]

ong

me and nico do this everyday no need to overthink

[solid patio]

ewww

[raven python]

fr ❤️

[solid patio]

bro fr ive seen ppl with zigzag nails

like how did u even shape them like that

[raven python]

YES OMFG

like how

Did u

Do that

[solid patio]

literally

[random sedge]

Real i giggled while reading it

[random sedge]

AINNOWAY

[muted badge]

is this a no or a yes

[random sedge]

No

[muted badge]

😭

[violet kelp]

what the fuxk is rs

[eager gazelle]

yess