anon-confessions
Why did the old man fall down the well?
"sorry to tell you but ur son set the school on fire"
Woah girl, are you from france
I used to hate facial hair
I'm afraid ur DNA is backwards.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
what has 5 toes but isn't your foot?
wtf is Astrix
testing out this feature
Bring back those old anon days?
Astrix needs more rizz
what happens when someone slaps you at a high frequency?
If she calls you her brother
I feel bad for asstrix
should I forget about her
the procedure has a 50% chance of success
i hate astrix
"The starting pay is $40000. Later it can go to $80000"
I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
I think i have a fetish for the last paragraph in an essay
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
"Dad can you tell me what an eclipse is?"
CRAZY
velvleplush is so HOTT
..........
i really hope all the best for astrix
im gonna die without Astrix :(
STOP IT
how did the hackers escape ??
Asstrix
I miss the old Astrix
confession from beloved
me no likey astrix
i cant say the goodbye
Ok enough
Astrix is weird
A better way to resolve:
I dont feel pretty
I Love Astrix
Astrix is Dumb
SKZ WORLD DOMINATION
Please get a life astrix
winning
FIEN
Drink water
STANDING HERE
WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
Is anyone seeing this