#the-food-network
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imagine if discord had timed access roles
like you get access to this channel after maghrib if you have ramadan role
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That's good idea should present to discord
I mean
you could make the bot ping the people with the maghrib role
at that time
or dm them at their specific time
mass ping but then the dm thingy works doe
@fast turret an alternative would be to go to his house and take his phone and do it for him
Or i could just tag him and told him to delete it
u dont know where i live luser
Just mute this channel
Hate covid
Oh it's sushi stuff
enjoy~~ ion like sushi
Hmmmmmm not a fan of cake exactly
Do not have a taste for cakes
anything that has chocolate is fine for moi
luckyyyy
It looks like mithai
meethai*
whas that
mithai*
sweets
..
meethai*
mithai*
xd
okay nvm
I have never had sushi
^
I have tried once in NZ and once in China
The NZ one was shit
China one was still good
you went to china
Yes I did
damn
I also went to Oman once
take me next time
i had once had sushi
I want to tho there's quite a few sushi places here
There's like
sushi is fish right?
Black forest
no
Cheesecake
I love black forest cake
Red velveg
honey cake
;-; cheesecake
cakes are deli all together
vanilla cake is the sheet
nah I never liked any cakes
ok someone tell me what's in sushi
Uhhhh Boston chocolate cake?
rice xd
Hmm chocolate cake might be good
oh
I like the rice part of sushi and that's it
do they put some veggies too in sushi
Too sweet
All cake too sweet for me and I don't like sweet
chocolate is luv
Only sweet I like is chocolate but that too depends
Sushi's great
no ty xd
cookie dough is tasty
Sushi's great
no not really
Guys I have good news
not really worldwide but yes
we all gonna die xd
lol
ok jk
oh no such channel anymore? i didn even realized its presence xd
It's not good quality
ion like ice cream as well xd
they have quite a few shops better than Baskin Robbins
But BR is the cheapest lmao
Guys
I'm talking about ice cream specific shops not retail
Stop talking about food now
no
Its ramadhan
Ramadan is about willpower and control.
^^^^
What is wrong with talking about food in #the-food-network
Ok but
This is literally the food channel
If you don't want to read about food don't come here
:D lol
I mean
I get why sushi isn't for everyone
Like how spicy isn't for me I'm too weak
But man sushi is great lol
personally I like spicy food
^
too much spicy isn't that great
But there is a difference
the perfect spiciness is good
Spicy is more a slow burn
Can't stand the sensation for me haha
it must be within the blood
Lol my fam has pretty good spice tolerance except for me and my bro
But my bro would still takes some spice while I try to avoid
But I live for curry and laksa
Do you see my dilemma
I put spicy sauce on basically everything I can
laksam too spicy laa
facts
it has a weird tang to it :vv
Lol I love spicy
me 2
butt my ass says otherwise 
Your ass can speak?
Which language does your ass speak
stop asking pls
Im also interested what language does your ass speak
TELL US WHAT YOUR ASS SAYS
lmao cringe g0d
that's mildly disturbing
that's mildly disturbing
@hard glade slight understatement there
can we go back to talking about f00d
No can do until u tell us
Ok now we can talking about food
is ass food 
Really ?!
oh boy
if Z does another video showcasing the amazing Znotes server and stumble across this pile of mess we're π
ooo
who here likes to drink warm water
There is no flavour tho
who here likes to drink warm water
@ruby hare moi
Cmon the exact cold water temp is goood
unless im standing in the desert with the blazing sun
Too cold I'll agree
Smh it depends where the water is from
Some water tastes like shit
Others taste great
room temperature water is too cold
Regardless of the temperature
yey the food network is slowly regaining its purpose
it went from Spicy food to Asses then desirable temperature of drinking water.
Translate what thy ass says
@toxic plover
Dalgona
It's coffee that's whipped till it's frothy/creamy and then set on top of milk
It's really easy to make
Just a bit of arm exercise if you don't have an electric mixer lol
Omg this butter chicken is delicious
Ok but u were making coffee wtf
Butter chicken coffee @unkempt trout
I saw that
bruh majeed banned him idk why π€ 
Because his existence was illegal
He made somw racist memes about majeed
Bruh his name is against tos
That too
But i was there when he got banned
He made soo many racist memes bout majeed
wrong channel guys
They think that guy was food
True its the qrong channel
I didnt even realise
I need some easy to make cool drink recipe
step 1 take a glass
step 2 fill it with water
step 3 open ur freezer
step 4 take out ice
step 5 put it in the water
boom
cool drink
todae i ate grilled fish
it was good
||it was all good until i remembered i have seafood allergies||
GG
You have to wait for the ice to cool the water too
From his point iftari will end and I'll have to wait after sehri for it to melt but I'll be fasting so i keep it back in freezer for iftar but then its block aolid ao i wait for it to melt but then sehri by that time...
gg ||my leg is bleeding
||
Should i call 911?
nono its ok go back to talking about the recipe to a perfect drinking water
No im calling 911
But this is food channel
So according to the description your life doesn't matter
Wait hakase what does your ass say
What is this talk in food channel
Hakase gave consent
Consent is giey
i never gave any, this is blasphemy, fabrication of reality, FaLsE NeWS
sad!
Gimme
Hmmmm
I'd ship it to you if I could ;-;
T^T
Giv pls looks delicious
Mushu how about one chappal for one muffin?
Vegetarian eating banana
this l0gik is what the world needs
Mushu how about one chappal for one muffin?
@unkempt trout but rixzz is the chappal supplier
Vegetarian eating banana
@granite phoenix actually, bananas dont come from animals, who would've thought?
but rixzz is the chappal supplier
@eager thistle yes
give hayzy a muffin
ill ship you 3 extra chappals
cool
you dont get it
it's that weird website link thing
picrew
yea that
i was one of them before pikacat stole mai hart
yooo
@fast turret u said u were gonna go sleep u bastarte, here u are with ur sausage in ur fridge hhh
good 
Halal
@ruby hare bro i was just taking a picture of it and then go to sleep
Baby ice cream 
Magnum ice cream
Ok so you'd be satisfied if u just had 1 grain of delicious rice or average flavoured full bowl
Quality over quantity
then you are not human
Wouldn't you be severely underweight if I grain will make you full
But also you're gonna leave such a small carbon footprint lmao
todae i ordered sushi
and it came raw
unbelievable, had to file a complain
it's fookin raaaaw!!
Where's the lamb sauce?!
chikon on a stic
oil
At least you have the food
@fast turret oh right i forgot ur homeless, sorry if I've offended u in any way bab β€οΈ
It's ok bab I've always forgive you no matter how many time you hurt me β€οΈ β€οΈ β€οΈ β€οΈ β€οΈ β€οΈ
todae i brewed a brownie
but it looks alot more like a chocolate cake
i think its broken
Send some
Mud cake
uhmm there's no brownie emoji so here's a brown square π« @solid vine
Mud cake
@toxic plover its a brownie π«
thats nothing like a brownie
Mud cake = brownie
oh k
thats nothing like a brownie
@lunar marlin ik it even tastes like chocolate cake
wtf is this brownie recipe

@ruby hare looks yum omg the cracked parts are the best ngl
those cracked parts taste so π€€
mushu its more disappointing than it looks
i expected a crisp top with cracks, but it turned out moist, its moist and fluffy all the way through
its just moist chocolate cake, it ain't even dense 
;-;
make a brownie, ill be the judge of thet
At least it's a nice cake
it is a nice cake :)
@eager thistle its hakase you should have caution when eating something prepared by him
he might use frosting to draw hentai on the cake 
hmm
mmm i don't have ice cream
and frostings are evil
also Im nOt GonNA DrAw HenTai on A CaKe
thets too far
ish maybe not
@ruby hare pls hentai on cake
did someone say hentai cake
also the brownie looks like a cake bc you probably whisked it too much
they usually dont rise as much
hentai cake 
ty for the tip tho
@ruby hare pls hentai on cake
@unkempt trout I've already cut it iss too late
Anytime
Why hentai on cake?
Why not is the better question
why not how
@ruby hare
π with π , π§ , mayo
lmao toasted ofc
did u toast it with mayo again 
not this time :/
u kno, im looking at it, and damn
that looks raw
wait nvm i can see some brown spots
its fukin RAW
......
exblain those black spots the :p
ITS RAW
IKR
immma makeing more now
overcooked is better than under cooked
IT'S FOKING RAWW
ohh wait... that first one was made by sis... no wonder it's like that
she keps always in pan like 10 secs n flips
Your sIs mAdE iT SO dAs WhY iSs LiEK dEt
now imma make more
That's not 10 secs
rip majeed
That's only a sec
White bread is so fokin soft
@eager thistle it was hard btw... the other slices
Me neither
LMAOOOO

wheres hamza when you need him
@shadow quiver get over here
Hamza: title of me s** tape
hi adi
bad mod
very bad mod
also is it just me or do people cut these parts off the slices π₯Ί
Some do
Some like me can't give a shit
dip it in soup
id appreciate if u cut them off for me but im WAYYY too lazy to do it myself
I will dip you in soup @toxic plover
I opened a new dates packet
where will you find that much soup
And it feels like a block of concrete
And looks like that as well
lol
@woeful ridge
ITS A BLOCK
Ye
Yes that's good bread
block of dates 
π€€ π€€ π€€ π€€ π€€ π€€ π€€
yee
@eager thistle the dates are sticky so they become block when condensed 
Ik ik
man
sticky dates π€
habe dates with mirk uwu
They add syrup as well
worst part when azan happens and you need to get a date out of that cinderblock
worst part when azan happens and you need to get a date out of that cinderblock
@haughty plover omfg yusssss jfc
adfioavjklgmsdfv
so annoying ioajksedfcad
Slam it on the wall
luckily iss not an issue for me for this ramadan
It'll be the same tho
cebause it be the dates we purchased from madinah or makkah cant remember
but sem ting right

my mom puts he dates seperately on the table before iftar
i do too
noice
since it's just me and my mum who eat dates, it's very easy to forget if we brought some to the table sometimes 
oof
questions ~ do you all find dates delish? 
No
yes
yusss
NOOO
wdym no
Yeess
tatsuki is dumb
some dates are poisoned or something
And plain mamoul
No I'm not
different people have different tastes
You are
you can't be out there rejecting the fact that we like dates
i dont enjoy eating it too :vvvv
issotat
See
wai tho
its sweet but in a weird way
there is a certain type of dates or kind not sure that are veryyyy sweet
and there are ones that aren't that sweet
Hmmmm
Khalas dates besht
i want bitter dates
first day of ramadan is my parents being conisseurs and rating the dates we got this year
yusssssss
wait im allowed to eat raw dates on iftar????
Ultimate combooo
The dates i never get is with my girlfriend

Aren't you supposed to break your fast with dates or sth
Sad sad @fast turret
They're the best kind tho
@ruby hare it's still called dates yk
NOOOOπ π π
me toooo
i have my usual love-hate relationship with certain kinds of dates
What are thy opinions on mamoul?
date cookies?
Yeth those
I have seen fanci ones tbh
But I don't like vanilla flavor
ahhh
i see
w-well if you couldn't tell already
i never paid attention to that part 
but some of em are too sweet :/
ion like those :v
hmm i remember reading an article about dates
waii
hmmm there was a part where the author described the flavours of the types of dates
hmm the author added sometimes accented with the __________ of cognac
I forgot the word in the middle
uhhh
@eager thistle halp me here plis 
@ruby hare wdym wai-
reading an article about datessss 
ahh
when i was looking at the kind of dates i wanted my dad to bring once upon a time 
sth with a head
You
@ruby hare just like you had asked me to... Mayonnaise on bread
:p
...
yeah that
you uncultured swine
Not enough mayonnaise
It's not even an insult
majeed it still looks raw
RAMADAN MAJEED
Tsk tsk
Yea majeed
Ion think it's fried yet
Not enough mayonnaise
agreed
Majeed is one of us
See majeed
A harami since day 1
agreed
@ruby hare i added later...

mmmmk
Put some more
A harami since day 1
@granite phoenix i beginning to question the purity of your soul
no chicken this time tho 

@wraith blaze is a good boi
π±
Jaanu or jaani?
whoso summoned thy me
it was jaanu that ruined u
speaking of Furry... i have his kashmiri chai... cold :p
Omg
damm u furry
Jaanu what did you do
What is Kashmiri chai
ionno
and now gonna use ketchup
@woeful ridge ketchup sandwich π π π π π π π π
@wraith blaze can you plis come here and hold a proper convo for once with our society here
saucy sandwich
@wraith blaze its rose milk :p
yes
okai
NO
KASHMIRI CHAI
so @granite phoenix
you see
it has a very
nice taste
and um
its pink
Why don't you drink your mom milk
and
I remember there was a war on whether kashmiri pink chai is really pink chai or rose milk
come here once for good
what is that picture
Boil it
did u dive into that glass?
@wraith blaze no i dived into your heart
π₯΄

You're cuter @fast turret child
he's 21 
So?
or was it 23
aGe iS jUSt a nUmbEr
i cannot child-zone you, you see
Age is just number
aGe iS jUSt a nUmbEr
@wraith blaze agreed
Bruh @wraith blaze how did you know
:O
Mmm
they didnt do any practical sessions tho.
So jaanu like D
atleast its better than learning it off youtube dude
@ruby hare rate plis :D
whait wat whats inside
π/π

||and went to kfc and straight to the fryer||
@granite phoenix wait wht u donut liek ketchup sandwich?
Why is this channel alive
its as delicious as it sounds
I don't like ketchup in general you see
Who cares
I rate that 9/11
Who revived it
@unkempt trout moi when peeps aren't fasting :p
Yeah see
i season my tomatoes in ketchup
@ruby hare i season my omlette with egg yolk
Me also
@unkempt trout majeed posted a picture of a raw bread, everyone got triggered
@ruby hare yea i went to my sis and yelled at her for not toasting it both sides
π± rip ur sis
Oi hakase wtf
waat
Can i take your sis?
thank you hakase for showing me the way
the cheese inside didn't show the difference tho... it was nioce molten :p
May i just
Wat
Can i please?
thank you hakase for showing me the way
@unkempt trout i just said waat, okok
e
@ruby hare hai how are you
RIXZ BRING BACK PIKA
sexy
Damn right rixz is sexy
Damn right rixz is sexy
@fast turret (no homo btw)
wheres hamza when you need him
@haughty plover in ur heart bro
Hoes mad
Hoes mad
Hoes mad
Hoes mad
Hoes mad
Hoes mad
Tssk #559409845300756496
there's only four candles
Adi how old are you 
You're assuming it's my bday cake lol
Since the cake is star shaped you guys should star it
ill give it an A
Done
perfect, A*
what grade do u want
Ooooooohh that looks littt
I suddenly want to eat cake...
dab them food eaters
Dab them vegans
@toxic plover ur cake got A* * * * *
congrats
@toxic plover are those the little alcohol chocolate bottles on the cake
hehehe perhafs
yeah i remember you
how could anyone forget the sexy shrek picture i have as my pfp
true
i have it as my pfp on zoom and my maths teacher called it ugly

@flint coral ur Malaysian? 
Yes I am
p0g
bick starbucks
It's p good ngl
Am I the only one who feels nauseated whenever I am near a Starbucks
I've never had starbucks
I hate Starbucks lol
looks to be like that green tea thingy but idk
@grave summit pretentious as hell name
Oolong jelly matcha royale
GG
All about food. Glorious Food. All Hail Food 
FOOOOD
fud
Eating without chewing is really make me confuse how you trying to say
Basically swallow without biting
made choco fudge brownies ! β¨ first time and it turned out perfectly π
ty! β₯οΈ
aish i demand you give me ur cooking skills 

lmao jk
wait lemme send the recipe
this recipe! but 20 servings instead of 24
oo
also i didn't add choco morsels, but melted down compound chocolate and added that instead
not like i have the skill required to turn on an oven but thenk yu
why is this haram
Food still 

what is with u and that emote
shiit sorry i thought it was over omg sorry!
@honest venture ramadan is over lmao
I will blame her
Ah eah shawal fasting
there's always an iftar to every fast
Oh I ate pizza
there's always an iftar to every fast
@wraith blaze theres always a furry to python
I mix sprite and apppe juice then drink
There's always something to every something
@fast turret mashallah quote of the year
mashallah
hmm do grapes have a smell?
they do, i presume, a very interesting scent
@ruby hare seee some1 agree'sππ€£
I dont
scaaam
grapes have no smell what is this terminological inexactitude
hmm do grapes have a smell?
yes
the ones without any smell are grown poorly
the best I've ever had smells very similar to those grape flavoured candies
Lol @ruby hare zeee ppl ar acchuallyy agreeing with itπ₯³
I don't
@fast turret
Well its 3 : 2 with ppl who agree that it has smell with a point more
π just curious
||who asked you
||
Isn't it obvious is you?
Barista got my name wrong again lmao
how much starbucks do you drink woman @wooden bay
how much starbucks do you drink woman
you haven't seen my friend
she spent 3000 USD in starbucks
each and every single one of us are flabbergasted
exactly
she spent 3000 USD in starbucks
@hard glade I empathize with her-
u can just put instant coffee on some microwaved water
I mean it's more of you paying for the atmosphere of the shop than the drink imo
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