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do the poopy before you go in to the exam hall 🙏
be safe and wear a diaper
if you absolutely cannot keep it in please inform your invigilators about your health complications
But safest is to do poopy at home then go take the exam
Why are you thinking of duct taping your ass hole

cooked
its a meme
Wear tampon
markiplier
Are you Markiplier
ONGGGGGGGG
ok ill try
the fuck
do u already have one
or do u need to grab one
@thorn summit has many to share
Never speak to me again
oh i dont have to react to your reel spam then?
u did me a favor thanks
@frank wyvern 
ya
i wanna play spiderman!!!!
who up rivalling
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hi @fathom reef
nice to meet you
I hope to be friends with someone humorous like you.
if you dont mind, could you agree with me?
@vital lintel i wonder what the context possibly is
i belive
baten will be ur friend
u got this adrian cole
thanks @fiery junco
how do you do?
i appreciate for your kindness
Make app better 🙏
smh
@sour pivot
skull
🥀
hustler
oh right core ppl can also do mod duties
js me

mod maxxing
ur special
real shi
a lock in demon
?? no thnx
This is on par with when I said "fm 26 paper is in my pocket" and I got like 7-9 DMs asking me for the papers and i just said "I ate it"
sob
actly why does ib not have an icon
HELLOOO
no its fine
i am currently suffering as we speak
ah wait
Ass bee rrrr?
reminded me of the i love to suffer meme
where that dude remixed it into a song
You're giving june right?
u love to suffer? pls do acca
NO i will not market acca
DONT DO IT GUYS
STAY AWAY
Too much
yep
For him
ty
Its just too much
😭
yes i love travelling
ahahaha
ahahha
ahaha
that was painful
sob
if i fail sbr im gonna give up living fr
steel ball run
How to account for associates if we have 20% control
yeah bcs its so bad no1 wouldve made it
nah
no its bc they wouldnt know how to pronounce shit
PLSSSSS
real
Reminds me of how acca has that one guy surfing
Its a wordplay on suffering fr
i love skipping school and dtaying on discord
cooked
(im sick, not an edgy teenager skipping)
they cudve made their lives easier by just mentioning thats an associate and we take money from them but NAHHHH had to do all the accounting
gws
Boo boo
Thats a general investment
Not associate

yikes
yk what would make me feel better aadya
no
QUICK WHATS IAS 28
NOOOO COME BACKKKKKKKKKK
goodnight
well a size 11 premium timberlands in nubck wheat, waterproof would make me feel better, especially ones from malaysia with express delivery

skull
no thanks
as u should be
Im such a ISA 240 (fraud)
bye raita ily
IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE I WILL HAUNT U
ilyt aadya mysm 🥰🤭🫶💗
ion like you
Cuz that one is funny
It would have been so funny had it been ISA 420
ion
holup lemme searxh what that one is
Idk what's 420 is
oh
can milou haunt me
@zealous mountain im just saying if fraud was 420 if would be funny
weed
420
cation has cat and cats have paws which makes it pawsitive and anion sounds like onion which makes you cry which is negative
yw
maaf kardo
brain is lagging sm rn
😭 mb croski
u can blame the brits
im gonna cry
JUST ME
CHAR SO BEES IS A MAHAWRA FOR FRAUD
anion behaviour
SINCE WHEN
FOREVER
SHAME
💔
🥀
☹️☹️☹️☹️
💔💔
i know
CATCH THIS "What is a qualifying asset?"
eugh phys practical
yesh
Did @frank wyvern even sleep or study???
thank yew
that god it isnt physical education
i dont have a lab coat for chem yet
an asset that qualifies for sure
cant go wrong with that one
I woke up at 7
sob what dont u need 1 for phys too
Here's a candy
u do im p sure
i have an old one ill j take w me
fairs
Mb I ate it
Blame @sour pivot
I was hiding from her
ill get my own tyvm
Candy stealer
onfg
this is actually so real
@zealous mountain told.ya
tsk tsk imagine stealing from a LITERAL CHILD
BYEBYE ILY MWAH
P1 making me tweak like a cat thrown into water
cya unc
I am the child
P3 IS RIGHT THERE???
Yes
Bcs
Idk
I suck
Said the SBR june attempt
Sure buddy
gl 🙏
maths??? THATS SOOO EASYY
I SHALL
I had more confidence giving AA btw
…
no way
aa sucks
genuinely
trauma
like
ptsd
Yes way (what's a substantive procedure)
EWWWW
HELPPPP
WHOS THAT
YDK GOAT?
starts humping air
Im sorry
He does that alot, its too funny 😭😭
@zealous mountain Hammad sarwar is head of acca dept in Tabani
He teaches FA and FR
meanwhile mustafa sir keeps snapping at me and telling me to stay awake (recorded lextures btw 🥀)
TABANI? where have i heard that bfr
i have
OHHH
YES
I RMBR
my uncle studied from there
He lowk would be goated if he just controls how much he INHALES FOOD
BAHAHAH
I was talking about Sir Mustafa too
And yea he does that so much I get scared
The timing are too perfect like cmon cuh I just picked up my phone HOW DYK YOU ARE IN A RECORDED VIDEO
Hammed sarwar btw
SO FREAKING TRUE OMG
THAT SHI DOES NOT COME FROM EXPERIENCE BRO
THAT SOME VOODOO SHI
REALLL ESP WHEN HE TALKS TO HIS URDU STUDENTS IN BETWEEN
so fun
@zealous mountain studied Alevel accounting through his YouTube videos 😛
Im gonna destroy the papee
meanwhile sir ahmed 🙏 have a diff kind of hate for him (no offense ahem ahem)
@zealous mountain dyk sir Musrafa Quaid?
FRRR GONNA GET WORLD TOP
FAHHH
nope
litr just the mirchawala gang
thats all
😭😭
Why you mention sir ahmed
THATS CRAZY
I literally almost got banned
😭BLAME HIMMMM
@zealous mountain IM ALWAYS SO AWARE
BUT I SAW HIS NAME AND I INSTANTLY SAID THAT WORD
gotta keep ur emotions in check 😔
be professional
@zealous mountain chilling sy yaad aya
SBL pleaseeee Sir Hassan Dossani sy parhna
Ethics who
does he do free lectures on yt
epsm is looking at u
Idk tbh
But bro he is literally

like this
im doing sbr from a uni here
BRO
THESE PPL
ONG
OMG
LIKE
OKAY
LET ME TELL U
SO LIKE
FIRST OF ALL
THERES ONLY WHAT 6 PPL?
@zealous mountain he'll be laying on his bed vaping and cuddling.his cat and it'll be the best lecture of your life
AND 5 OF THEM ARENT EVEN GIVING JUNE EXAM
LIKE
PLS
AND THEN BCUZ OF THAT
THEY DONT ATTEND CLASS
AND LIKE
BCUZ OF THAT SIR CHANGED PHYSICAL CLASSES TO ONLINE
LIKE WYM
I LITR JOINED UNI
CUZ I WANTED OHSYICAL CLASSES
@zealous mountain bronion why aren't you studying online
Get a grip over your self discipline and schedule
where do i find him
I hope it came out weird 😭
Sorryyyyyyyy
😔online classes are gonna be the death of me
my brain cannot comprehend
Heeeeeee should be in my pocket....
Oh shi I dropped.him
whats being tuaght on a screen
You'll love Dossanis online classes
poor guy
I KNOW THAT INE
didnt know sirs name
just the institute
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@zealous mountain he looks like KFC walay uncle
BAHAHAH
TRYE
TRUE
A bit higher in middle east
But wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cheaper
150 usd not bad for a prof exam
rn im paying like 4x the price
🥀🥀
Sounds about right for you
Thats what my friend paid as well
And seems prices have not risen
SBL too?
nonono sbr
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
😭
HES THE SBL LEGEND BHAI
I SHALL GO WITH THIS THEN THANKUUU
He'll give you gaaliya and you'll like it
sept attempt maybe
anything is accepted if i can pass
INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH
INSHALLAHH
If you need advice on teachers
Aks me
Im a teacher
Lmao
Sure
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for results

@zealous mountain fun fact: before I entered for PM, I asked a morning attempt guy what had come
The exact same paper came to me and I was giving my paper with my brother
Since both of us had entered together
We were sitting next to each other knowing the full paper already
With that being said, we both were still dumb
WHAT
DAMN
wait wow both siblings doing acca
first time hesring of such a situation
Cousin
ahhh
My whole family, almost, is accountants
Cousins only
same here
all cousins on my dad side are CA or ACCA
😭
pls dont tell me she said acca is easy
😔
Kyuke CA ke and andar ke andar phone lejana allow hota
Or bag bhi
To ap phone ko ya table pay rakhdo ya bag may
Acca may gate pay phone collection system hota hy
huh????
O and A level may phone lejana bilkul mana hy
@sour pivot @frank wyvern
yesss pehli dafa im hearing CA ka u can take phone
thats crazy
@zealous mountain so she said something
Which is actually true to some extent
Ke
Jo log CA or acca dene aatay
Wo cheating nhi krte
Time nhi hota
@frigid oyster has been banned and messages purged for steam/mr beast/other scam. If your account was hacked, enable 2fa and appeal to rejoin the server.
i agree 😭
@frank wyvern ts so sad he has been since 2021 and got hacked
i always finish last min fr
L
Like may apne bhai ke barabar may tha or invigilator bhi nhi tha sir pay
Lekin we were just too into paper to have time to cheat
sob why r there so many td
Same broski
Like I practice alot yet I always finish last
Abhi alevels may practice has bumped my time up alot
Im doing AS Math P1 in 1hr 5 mins
Im gonna Aura farm for 45 mins
Its so stupid to get hacked man
Hahahahahhaha
Like L
im so geeked rn
over here itna chota room hota hai its like theres always someone staring
😭
DAMN
i always finished p1 last
i used to finish stats early
like 40-45 mins out of 1hr 15m
Kindly fill out the following form for my research paper if you've got the time.
may june ppl how are yall pushing yourself to study😭😭
znhug @fiery junco
LMAO
Hmmmm
bold of u to assume im studying ;-;
be interested in the subjects you study
i kinda wanna rant about smth icl
Elloo
hru
woah what sub
Pak studies
best of luck bro ^^
I was act supposed to give. Oct nov
my first CIE is in 2 weeks
A2?
But liek kya bolun ab 😭
like lowkey pmo that family wants to marry into the same ethnicity
yawh
i thought this was normal and
chinese?
my parents are fine with me marrying/ dating any ethnics
i asked all my classmates and their parents dont mind if they marry another ethnicity
yea
ur parents gotta be conservatives then
and i find so many other ethnicities hot
so i dont want my family to be conservative
if i only found chinese ppl hot this would be no issue
i guess so
marrying into/dating another religion or ethnicity is like. something to be ashamed of in my fanily for some reason
unless its christianity

but like basically IT PISSES ME OFF THAT MY PARTNERS WILL NEVER BE APPROVED UNLESS THEYRE CHINESE
u can tell ur parents abt it ugh
i think if u look at it progressively
spreading ur gene
they know i find white ppl attractive
is def advantageous
they kinda would tolerate white ppl (my parents) but wouldnt be the happiest
my exes were vietnamese montagnard, Israeli Jew and briefly talked to one muslim girl
and my parents were fine with it
my grandparents r another issue
are ur parents full chinese
yep
your heritage is so diverse
im mixed so ig my parents are less conservative lol
they are fine with me dating any ethnics
like. my mom said a while ago our relative saw me and some ethnically indonesian dude taking photos together
and our relative asked my mom if we were dating
HIW WAS I SUPPISED TO KNOW.. THAT THE MOTHER SITTING IN FRONT OF US WAS MY DISTANT RELATIVE
;-;
u should talk to ur parents abt it
my mom says my dad would be really dissapointed in me if he found out
"sry mom and dad. Ik u want me to date chinese but this white/ arab/ black guy is very sweet and he treats me like a princess"
and would literally STOP loving me
if ur parents are understanding
theyd care more abt the guy loving u
than his ethnic
theyve got some right ideas but i think the final decision should lay upon me
like yes integrating into new culture is tough and hard to understand
and a few other things
but thats what i gotta do if im rlly commited
why do ur parents want u to marry same ethnic?
race purification?
its more like- they want me to stick with what im used to
they only approve if the guy is buddhist or christian
they dont want me making insane commitments im probably not ready for and they dont approve
i seee
im sure once u grow up
ur parents will change their mind
if the guy is loving towards u
they wont mind his ethnicity
its kindof like. shameful in my family to date outside of our ethnicity. i dontlike that
that's lowk fascist thinking tbh
"You gotta stick to this race/ ethnicity"
"it will make the perfect children"
i sure hope they dont think that
i think mixed people are so gorgeous
i can find chinese ppl attractive and ive liked chinese ppl before
i see
dw
they will change their mind once u grow up
so i ditched tye idea
the hottest guys are often the gayest ;l
wait ion wanna get cancelled
there are many hot dudes that r gay
yk that tyler actor from wednesday
ugh ikr
actually before
the girl i had the biggest crush on
was this Druze girl that was my grandpa's neighbor
we litt talked everyday but she knew I was downbad
so she litt told me that she can't date me (cause of religion) so I shouldn't waste my time with her
that shit hurt
aw thats sad
well i hope that whatever happens in the future ends up good for u
yum
i hope so as well
thank u
u gotta make some biscoff-themed shit in that future cafe of urs
wait acc I will
my cousin is a historian and he owns a cafe part time and a rented cabin
bro litt spent his day reading books and making supply orders
thats so chill
i dont know wtf i can do if im pursuing a international relations major
that's def good
Im pursuing a finance major
and a double in history
history HL tough
my econs teacher dont think i ca make it lol
highest score was 5/7 last year i think
for what
not chill at all
whenever I meet him
he yells at my ass if I don't do well in school
or if I dont do house chores
ig chem p4 was so hard i was appreciating the life of pigeons flying into our exam center (expo center)
so many pigeons were in our exam
lioe dude
They even flew down and were walking liek chill dudes
i love pigeons
How did u do
personally well like expecting 60-65 on the moderate/harsh side
but see ig-chem
you might see many shaytaans
many curses
toward the british council
I hope u get the highest mark possible bro
they was tuff indeed
Invigilators pissed me off tho
ignoring them compeltely
how ws the paper?
better if i don’t talk about it
Might get banned
but A probably
58- 65
or sum
Theesholds gonna be like 42 i feel like
outta what
take a wild guess.
70
if the paper is hard the threshold gonn be low
ppl expecting 40-48 for A
i’d also agree with them
nah why ?
if we weren’t allowed to discuss ig-chem would be locked
right?
probably not banned
unless u leak tge paper
the academic integrity rule js be like so u dont accidently/purposely leak the contents of the paper for ppl
fascinating UN committee
hi @sour pivot
?
41 but i got 41 sto-
sigh
!favs
yes
link please uwu
man
i was gonna ban
come vack
im crying
no it was the loser dm
ur so right
thx
dudes at the exam centre didn't care about lab coat but its lowk physic
lhycidc
?????
whatever.
💀 phys needs a lab coat the least
lit
sigh math tmre then chem lab
dies
same
this one really weird question where we had to measure angle at which this block topples over
😭
and electricity 🥀
sob what
eyeballed that bc the desk was so low
gulp
cryinf
alhamdulillah i didn't have electricity
must be ncie
id otn want electricity
i rmb standing outside the stupid exam room n i caught a peak of stupid crocodile clips n started PRAYING
LMAO
mad trauma my fg made one of those witch circles istg it was so bad
LMAOOO
i hope u get electricity
me2
banned for leaking practical paper
i hate u all
nah
nuh uh
physics is easy but i promise you id take chem lab over it any day
😹 imagine having lab exams???
MY BACKS GENUINELY KILLING ME THE STOOLS THEY HAD WERE LIKE SO FUCKING HIGH UP
LMAO
js get off wtf
sob NOOO
even worse
chem lab is bful
we dont use our stools in any lab
except
no
too short to reach the table
yeah im so short and petite
i love everything expect for all the calculations after titration
THSOE CAN ROT IN HELL IM NOT DOIN SHIT 😂😂😂
nah titration is the LOMLLLL
yo lowk i j do 1 rly good titration n then the concordant results i lie sorry
LMAOO
YES
sob
ME TOO
ill get one perfect titre then ill js copy paste
analysis is kinda fun when you actually understand what's happening
SAVES LIKE 15 MINS WTF
REAL SHIT
no thanks that can rot in hell
nah
i think thats what pulled my practicak grade down
skull
patrick star
sometimes i forget to test for gases
my mock was so weird
mf litmus paper n shi
i hope this turn we get beautiful analysis
i think I've tested for gas ONCE in all of my practices LMAO
ITS SO WEIRD
WHAT
no im helpy
LMAO
get out
organic is lovely
dawg maybe ur school j loves u
mmmm beautiful red solution
they rly gave us the worstpyqs
not enuf
😭
real
i hateee myy lifee
tomkrrow is mandarin listening and maths igcse
i asked my dad to use my phone and laptop the whole night (but told him that doesnt mean im pulling an allnighter)
i told him i need to access the past paper audio files to study for the LISTENING exam
and he told me that im making no sense
if i do past papers the whole night without knowing how to do it correctly i might as well not do past paers
i dont think this makes sense to him
AADYAAA
girl how tf do i reason with my dad
i ask to use my laptop n phone the whole night before 2 IGCSEs and he gets mad
he literally told me to stop giving bullshit reasons
dude what the fuck was this paper
yall js did chem?
i heard ppl in my school talk abt it
yep
im taking business n econs tho so
ohh gl
the only sciencey thing id be allowed to take is combined science
also for mandarin+math tmr
HAHA THANKS
bro
theres elections in my state tmr
i think tomorrows maths is non-calc?
so there'll be like massive traffic and everything
yeps
goodluck with that..😂
just hope im not late to the centre
arrive super early or hope for the best
yeahh
also hope i dont reach home super late tmr, bc bio is on 30th and i need to study
are the science subjects packed together? like all within a close time frame?
yep unfortunately
physics is still a bit later, 8th may iirc
my business is on 18 and econs on 22 😮💨😮💨😮💨
yo
triple combo
im not even allowed to take history
genuinely man, caie is gonna eat me alive
mandarin, history, art was all part of a elective class period
ohh
in my school
no breaks, thats gonna be one tough day
also the supervision to make sure we dont share the answers to other zones 😮💨
its only happening twice in my igcse schedule
honestly i dont know what to expect for the oral endorsement

@fallow zenith plz
ban kor
Why
ur the mod
U bully 😤
nah
Znhug @frank wyvern
Why does znotes have a hug function
Znhug @white folio
Everyone needs hugs
arigatou gozaimasu
ask whoever added it few years back
Danke schön
@undone apex mention
its not that bad
u see this gang
top 23 in the world 🥀
wat
it's not
rank 23
it's
top 23 mag player in the world
one of the best mags in rivals btw
playing Spiderman
ohh
holy fucking shit ong
spiderman more fun
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hi
bro is everywhere
20 days?
yk i wouldve been the discord manager of this place
but now its peas
bum peas
but i declined
condolences
ya why do u think i declined
i dont wanna manage this place
w what
physics is so boring when u dont have a fire ass teacher teaching u
ur soright
when am i wrong son
u dont wanna gain 300 lbs
ALLLL the time
excuse u
if i did gain 300 lbs then i wouldnt be skinny
a lot of ppl were here b4 me dawg im litr 2024
new gen
real
new gen
😹
i didnt see u till you became part of the team
new gen
tbf i wouldnt ever show up to cl
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prob j talked in ig-cs
watches
gws
no
ahvent been locked in enough to help in a2 channels
i havent seen u active in a while tbf
i could probably help in math
me?
why would u actly want to use an academic server for its purpose
ew
thats disgusting
YA??
u wld alw be yapping in hq at some point
i havent studied in the past 5-6 months
this week is all my prep
awesome
you follow where life leads you
to study is to doubt your natural talent
millions of years of evolution led to your birth
top 5 ig moment
my natural talent has been upping my shit talk game
my natural talent led to this chem disaster
we were born to hunt
i messed up the a*
and gather
and got an a
why are we doing chem
oof
ourtal
wow its the femboy
yuh, I'm outside in an AMG
we were born from stardust ladies and gentlemen born to inherit the skies
we dont need igcse ext math igcse ext math needs us
good evening
hi
im not wrong tho @frank wyvern
hi lol
ion doubt