#chat-lounge
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UNDERSTOOD
acc wait
nah ive reached the end of my rope
Im unofficial lawyer
@hushed pewter get your ass here
my lawyer and wife can have a nice life together
gp is sentenced to life in prison for objecting a court order
im going to go live in alaska or sumn
???????????
LMFAOOO
WHAT
we won dummy
NO YOU DIDNT
IN THIS COURT ROOM
ONLY STATEMENTS BACKED WITH SOLID PROOF
did she even sign the contract
we just did
oh
so ar eyou
OH
yo judgesaab
WOOOOHOOOOOOO
everyone gets life in prison
hi
even the spectators
I DONT
WHAT COUTR ORDER?
Damn
Shes dead
can we get some stars on this
Okay. On the grounds that we have been placed in federal custody, could you please grant my client an annulment to her marriage?
you do realise ur not supposed to speak in a court unless you are asked to
NO WHAT
Wait judge
What if my gp gets shot in the head
Wull she still ahve to serve
NO
NO ANNULENT OR WTV
just delete the reactions π
what the fuck is an annulet
petition to restart this court session im bored and i wanna do it properly
SEE??
GRACE CLEARL6 STARTED THE INFIDELITY
I HAV ENO IDEA
star this instead
BUT
OH-
shes been cheating on me for ages now
HE SAID THEY WANT
wait lemme
π where is this even leading to
SO ITS DFEFF SOMETHING GOOD FOR ME
WHERES THE PROOF
PIC WITH DATES
my suit and black tie
DEFEND ME
controller players
.
BE MY LAWER
cough
YOUR HONOR
hello
what
NO PROOF
MEANING G0 IS INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES
Gp
I REQUEST 5 MINS BREAK FOR MY LAWYER TO CATCH UP
no
ok
OBJECTION YOUR HONOR
YEAH
YOUR HONOR, THE PLAINTIFF HAS COMMITED PERJURY. PLEASE REJECT THEIR VERDICT
Overuled
geagle
Or smth like thay
geagle in a suit and tie
OBJECTING AGAINST THE JUDGE
im actually kinda confused now
HOW MANY LAWYERS ARE THERE
long as i got my suit and tie
lmaoo
HE SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE CASE MILORD
WHOSE THE LAWYER
WHO THE JUDGE
judge
me
jury
im judge
executioner
geagle is my lawyer kirbs is the judge
@hushed pewter help me not get divorse against grace
ykw
can i be judge too
only one on the plaintiff's side, your honor
I vote executioner
yk chat i was gonna sleep
why do you not want a divorce
can we like use a thread ts shit so confusing
SLEEP WITH WHO EXACTLY
just sign the goddamn papers already
YOUR HONOR THIS IS
make a thread and well continue there
wait he got a point
WITH MY TEDDY BEAR DUMBASS
we don't need to formalize this
real
Case of Lil Gp and Grace
69 type shit
YOUR HONOUR I WOULD LIKE TO CALL UPON MR. "TEDDY, BEAR" AS A WITNESS
Objection your honor
NO FUCK YOU
oh so now youre fucking my lawyer asw
always was
gang?
you should go to sleep we'll handle things here
ur gonna lose the case with zingsuu as lawyer
nah he
is the perfect candidiate im afraid
Hi I'm in this math class and I think the teacher made a mistake and I want to bring it up to him but is it really worth the effort
no
no
forgive me if I say so but I don't think he is fit for the job
He literally pulled numbers out of his ass
yes
I asked my peers they don't understand how he did it
They just all write down what he writes and go along with it
no
the judge left in a hurry
i insihed bhai
3no 2yes
Hi aditi
hi zingsu
hi vardag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
school..
like so much tuition
and so much school
until 11 pm annol i had calls n team projhect
i know π
Why don't you have contributed role zinger
my teacher gave me 8 pages o bus hw
and she said oh make business plan or some dumbass product bro
ILL CRY
I HAVE TO MAKE A PRODUCT
THEN I HAVE TO MAKE BUSOINESS PLAN OPR ITY??
WHAT THE UVCK'
thanks 3
Gave +1 rep to zingsuu!
where was this energy when i said hi πππ
β€οΈ
aditi
wow
OK INE π
Wdym βΉοΈβΉοΈ
Harro
OK OKA WAIT
Good morning zingu-chan
helopion IM SOPRRY respond
I'm good !!!!! HBU
π
IM TIRTED LMOAJSA
like i think im gonna be super busy necxt ew weejs
SO MUYCH
Aditi i have a class tomorrow should I download subway surfers or another game
subway surers so u can play w me
i have 1 mil high scxore
wtf
wdym,,,,
RIGHT π
helpun u should totally talk to my bus tecaher and tell her to leave me alkone
nico lets join hands get thru as tgt
HIHASHSI
hi aditi
bro literally
HIIII
are u enjoying the subject tho
do u need help?
its like only the 1st week o school i cant do this anymroe
I'll share some notes
everyone go star this
same, I have 3 tests lined up
lets hold hands 4ever
ME 2 LAMOSMAM
sure ok
star it
thank β€οΈ
i did
EVERYONE GO STAR THAT
CS is mid
real
Try to learn the basics of economics and business asap
Especially economics
business is chill
ugh
i have boards
soon
π
i loved that subject sm
u will do great helpy
Hey guys
I am so
idek bro
I feel drained already
yes its chilklk
bro dw u will do amazebasls!!!!!!!!!
is your econ teacher good
because if they teach well
u will like the subject alot
i have no idea what shes talking ab butg
omg π
ill go w wtv shes saying
I'll try to help u
but I'm not the best at economics either
NJCIO I LOBE YOU BABYSAHEIEL.
I love you very much too anonymous reporter that I could find out who it is but im too lazy
LMFAO i have the 0 idea
It's helpu
N
Hello hello what.
Ok sure i pinged like 11k people on my first day but like come onnn
asam
I have perms now

wait mishal re u and zisy the same person
?? LOL.NO
thanks aididiti!!
Gave +1 rep to ad4tiii_!
OH OKASY LAMSOAMDOMS
me when
Me when I have bigger problems in life
heloo
insha'Allah thanks nico
Gave +1 rep to thewambulancee!
too bad discord manager
gn nico
hru
nico?
oh ok ππππππ
habit sorry
i say shit or nico when it's a green name with a cat pfp
hi helpun! :3
hey pezz
π₯°
hru :3
ok so u dont even care that its YOUR cat
removed
blocked
well
dawg i will throw chemistry ina ditch
i do
wby
π
mood
bad wbu
I'm fine alhamdulillah
why
real
yay
you should make me mod it'll improve your mood
personal stuffπ₯
thx twin
fr
Gave +1 rep to h3lpmebro!
hopin stuff gets better for ya mishal
rep
I hope so too
thanks for the rep mishkisu
twin
Gave +1 rep to galaxiesupernova!
I js don't wanna go to pak
awh
twin
NOOOOOO
Sure
when i open my wallet theres cobwebs
Hi
Thanks.
Gave +1 rep to h3lpmebro!
NAHIII
!!
we might move to Canada insha'Allah
π
W
helpun called me nico on PURPOISE π
NO I DIDNT
SHIT U CAN SEE
In Sha Allah you will & it'll be nice tjere
hru twin
Oh no how could he call u that on prrpoise
he did on purpose
I DIDNT DO IT ON PRUPOSE
YES U DID
shut r u matching w gp
DONT LIE
helpun would never do that
Ik u did on propuse
Yes
2 vs 1 lets setlle in subway surers
bbigger scoree is winner
I'm gonna mass report ur in insta
ok
And spam u w femvogs
thanks
Gave +1 rep to .sh1t!
no dont
insha'Allah
Whag happened to no marching
ill prob go anyways for uni but let's see
i cant rn :(
might go someplace elce
shit can i chnaghe my prodile to ur cat now
Do not lie
YES
YAYYYY
Receipts?
who tryna match femboys with me
GICE ME ONE SECOND
wtf Aditi do you hate my cat
Shit
me!
u cakked me wroing name on opurpise
:33
I DIDNT
Stop calling her the wrong name on purple
Didn't even have to give me a second
sorry twin
won't happen again @fair dock
lmao
chsanged alr twin
Living my best life
:3
shit can you do me a favor
Ye
now im giving shit 10000000000000000000$
can you send me the dog filter chrollo
YYYAYAYYAYYYY
Hmmmmmm
where's my 10000000000000$
Ye sure
thanks twin
Gave +1 rep to .sh1t!
niegter did shit
N word bypass
no
i did
WOWWWWWWWWWW
ππ
ban
i sold my wallet so i could get you a dollar
no shit gave
how much a dollar cost Kendrick Lamar
whys ur wallet only 1 dollar π
wtf
GUYS MY KEY DOENST WORK
Bro's desperate π
boom

ok i make hepluns cat lighter
It looks like big boy had kids with his and torys kids
ikr
he had kids with his and Tory's kids?
what
Like
????
wtf
Cats do that
this is all i can do
Tory is canonically the child of her uncle
yeah have u never heard o it??
,av @fair dock
my dog had babies with his mom
whoa
This looks like ass
β€οΈ
oh
What
ask stressed to do it
'goals'???
ok
Why
I was watching football
oh ok !!!!
Ronaldo j kicked the ball
shit vcat
he sint even PLAYING TN
cold
yes
cold palmer
smu
π
smh
Leonel ronaldo
bro i jst see my cat if he was put into a tumeric bath
Ferrari
oh wow
redbull
oh my go
,av ad4tii
πππ
my dog happened to that once
He looks so sad
tell me im wrong
IKR
he is yellow now
im lowkey jealous
nvm looking at 2021 photos brings up cringe shi
ill send u all later
like
in maybe 10 days
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok
OKAY
GN
NOO
awwww
real that's so sad
goodie
one more semester after this
gl
is anyone free to vc
Yk I'm always up for vc
we're in the vc join up :D
Reminder for @warm raft: ban
Set <t:1744037478:R>
YAAARRR
WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN IM HERE
@kindred jetty @blazing mason
Lookkkkk
@idek2006
@silent relic
Jos wife?
Oh.
Nice
I'll join the family
@steady spindle has been banned for failing to adhere to change inappropriate username within 24hrs
Ari's nabbed my about me @kindred jetty
Huh
hi Dylan
nobody gaf
Stop copying her
Lol
What was it πΏ
Hai pookie hru
good wbu
Nervouss
y
Kal match haii
id be nervous too if i didn't know grammar
Kal match haiii
y is jos's family here
it's Jos' not Jos's
gl
Thanskks
π€
you don't put an "s" after an apostrophe if theres already an s
Isl?
you dont know standard form or circle theorems lil bro
What's
islamiyat
Oh
Well we don't even have that in India π
ok
Ohhh
Idk not in any school that I know of
yea
I would too
Cus I actually learnt alot I didn't know
If they offered it
Ngl
I love politics and history
But taking it as a subject ruins my interest
Plus I'm into biz so eco and bs is better for me
ew
(ik noon asked but like bhav dedo bacchi ko)
What?
wait
ew
it didn't reply
real
@stark brook csm chapter out π₯
Huh?
Oki
kids are so cute
wow hi Nico
the ones who don't talk.
hi helpy
Yo
Yo
oh
hru
I'm so
I'm not reading it
why not
must practice self control
they do π
STILL
ugh ok
they were playing when I was studying
yea it takes like three mintues
you're gonna go to tiktok then you'll get spoiled
Guys what do u do if u got good grades and ur friend got bad but u take private tuition tgth and u feel rly bad cus she seems even more dissapointed in herself when she sees my grade but I still need to discuss the mock w my teacher
Yes
blame it on the teacher
discuss the paper with her, help her find her mistakes
no but you'll get spoiled
π
Can't he's actually rly good
Shhh
yes real advice
y nott
Teacher is doing that rn w her
ykw can't blame you
Ok fine I'll read it
you do you
Yay
it's better if u do it too, she might recognise her mistakes better
No like he's explaining it to her
And she will feel less disappointed
u can try studying w her, she might like that
I hate grp study
same
what subject mock did u do
And she can do it
Comp sci
fuck that subject
im back guys
u were gone for like 2 mins
same
ik
yea not everyone is the same
very true
so you shoudlnt really xompare with others
yeah but the friend prob felt
really guilty
cause shit did well
and she couldn't
hm
hopefully she does well too
true
why is everyone related to jos
Both
it goes automatically if it gets 6 stars from people (other than the poster)
Only grp study I like is competitve
ty
Gave +1 rep to h3lpmebro!
ok nw
did u do asexual reproduction or smth
how u go from jos to jos's child lol
ok
bHahA
I wanna see the whole family
????? π Potato are u ok
yse
i switched
never been better
jos child #1 is crzy
yea
what happened to being my hater π
not ur child anymore
oh please
omg yea
I actually
forgor
About that
canw e ban fate already
HAWKKKKKKKKKK
hey hawk
gawk
gawk????????????????
ily2
yes
teehee
you're not loki
Tuah
What in the gayism is that name
DARKY RAHHHHH
wait shyt i didn't even see that
WSG HABIBI
Habibi
yippppppiiiiieeeee
gawk gawk
WALLAH INTA HABIBI
bbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
YS3edak
thanks for the enlightenment
Gave +1 rep to .daesuri!
Inta sbb s3adty
Inta hayaty
Aw
'you're the reason for my happiness'
Why ts sound poetic
HAII OMGGGG IS THAT A HOUSE THAT TALKS AND LAUGHS?!?!
Hehe what?
Omg Hiii girl how are uuu? hows everything?
Huh π
IM GREATTTT TYSMFAAA HEHE HOWSUUU DID U EATT RESTT SLEEPP
Hehe... um THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKEE
You're jsuy
Dimb
The light inside of you
It's a light and sound show
How have you never been to one
That house is a fort
Gwalior fort
Mwahhh
Oooohhh um... idk hehe
i hope your potatoes all rot
Why u hating
Nth
Ofccc
π₯
I'm at my friends house
Shit cna you be jos's mother?
π¦
nice
no that's weird
Or his husband?
Thats great im goood too n yes to all
Parents shouting ab state of this country
π
No I'm j shit
Oh
join in with them
I'm out of it rn
why
Oh
Otherwise I am
Well
π
pattionage
Ab hating my xojntry
pattionate
mood
Country
Passionate
what's up wrh your spelling
Ig
yea
What.
Idk man
Good is that
country
I can't type on phone
I know
why not
How is is rehtaa
Idk
Reoavt*
The keys r too small for me
π₯
Relacvrnt*
use gboard
bro
?
Dylan
Jfjdvdsjdkdmf
you're even worse
Relavent
π₯
la
andorid
Relevant
Andoroid
hi nico
Old ass oneplus
Lalala
ok valid
hi helpun
yum
hi jos's child
hi shit
hru ico
Hi
No
no
Nico why don't u have me added πΏπΏπΏ
when I asked u
afk
Zing #2
ok new pfp
No gender
haha imagine
Me a week ago
Slayy