#chat-lounge
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So this is the secret strategy of winning π€π€π€£
"winning"
bold choice of words
I have it may e
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can confirm this is how i pull both men and women
lmao
my go-to line is "hey girl are you a pogo stick cuz you make me go boing boing boing"
wild
geagle why did we ever ban hoe
he was funny the server went downhill after we banned him
him and mega
yo chat
man mega
but at the cost of the server
oh no π°
I have this screenshot
bet π π π π
and then make him meet fake mega
Jamal too
and then ban them both
pls and kick out the wannabe one
theyre friended
loser gets banned
yeah
so they know each other
they're friended
that is diabolical
Damn
fakem3ga is a plant
realm3ga is egyptian, fakem3ga is indian
One is curry the other is shawarma
likely
no the wannabe one is just "i wdont wanna be banned" cry baby
you didnt know?
yea
bars
LM,AO
that's the gist of it
fair
acc one is diabete bowl and one is halwa
β οΈ
ππ
Tragic
Yes
and he was describing some of the wild push-her-against-walls he was doing in a subserver
idr dude i wasnt keeping up on
realmega lore
π
PARTITION MENTIONED WTF IS A GOOD DECISION π£οΈ
wow even the reactions are balanced one indian one pakistani
WTF IS GOOD LEADERSHIP
we've met alr
He dmed me
idk how he knows
yea
ofc he does
never send this again
atp bring vro back
bro no
we need entertainment
rap battle
Fr the curry one got no flavor
realmega vs fakemega
I wouldnt pass either
It'd be fun
if yall took me off my last warning and shit
watch it happen
chat, could you fix her
it could be fun
no
tried and failed
never
ou cant fix someone who doenst want to be fixed
need mecanik for it
don't save her
ive promised myself no broken never again
I am NOT a plumber π€£π€£π
sheon
she don't wanna be saved
I agree
now shawty hurt me so bad i cant forget her
oh no the emo shi
the fall off already happenin in real life bru all we need is the album
or I am music
real
every time i forget her she comes back
ok mega shut up
more like i am delulu ~ every carti fan ever
its not that deep
sojao bharwe
What the shit
I SAID STFU
she returns
thike bhai
CANT U READ
Met friendly islamabad guy in town and chatted with him for a straight 5 minutes without him realizing I'm islamabadi. I asked him where he's from. Grinning from ear to ear he says "where do you think", I answered (fully aware that he's islamabadi) "uhhhmm Lahore". His face wentπππ
tere bina?
π³
bros girl left her just for him to be gay
got me blushin n shi
fr
netflix shi
Met friendly bengali gal in town and chatted with her for a straight 5 minutes without her realizing I'm bengali. I asked her where she's from. Grinning from ear to ear she says "where do you think", I answered (fully aware that she's bengali) "uhhhmm Pakistan". her face wentπππ

π£ lo pakad liya tera khandaan
fish tikka masala when
Met friendly bengali gal in town and chatted with her for a straight 5 minutes without her realizing I'm bengali. I asked her where she's from. Grinning from ear to ear she says "where do you think", I answered (fully aware that she's bengali) "uhhhmm Pakistan". her face wentπππ
propaganda is a hippo
i-
BAHHAHAHAHA
LOL
this meme format lowkey dumb
Met friendly islamabad guy in town and chatted with him for a straight 5 minutes without him realizing I'm islamabadi. I asked him where he's from. Grinning from ear to ear he says "where do you think", I answered (fully aware that he's islamabadi) "uhhhmm Lahore". His face wentπππ
busy life gang wby
bas bhai boards ki taiyaari
us lmao
usc decisions on friday
oh btw guys
if i end up getting into one of my top schools
ill shave my head
woh toh aapke liye har roz
/sno
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Nope
what in the pakistani propoganda has CL turned into
propoganda is a hippo
heezus are you proud of your nation
is this a trick question
V ref
not at all
y'all still on about Lahore??
as a sikh, Indian goverment ain't exactly been nice towards us
bruh
to put it lightly
Haiiiiiii
but i can't hate an entire nation for the actions of the goverment
totally diff
yes
oh aisa
but did they out right fund a genocide of your race?
im not aware of y'all's situation
yeah
esp not current situation
RAHHH congrats
Sikh history in and of itself has been altered by buncha people
bucnh of it is propoganda asw tho
LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ty gang π«
what did you win
Gave +1 rep to thegeagle!
best position paper
can't trust much of anything
happens
HELL YEAH
i knew i wouldnt cook speaking
CCC
yeah i get you
so i did writing instead
cold asf
i knew i can cook writing
ty zing
you're committee
CCC
yeah
oh
might be diff
continuous crisis committee
Gave +1 rep to zingsuu!
or constant
which one wer you in
#chat-lounge in a nutshell
what was your portfolio
?
GA1
portfolio?!
general assembly 1
iran
yes yes
the worst one possible for Iran! paramilitary groups!!
(and second agenda was space militarization but that wasnt too bad for iran)
lmao
fairs
imagine being delegate of iran (like i never been the delegate of syria)
imagine being a delegate
imagine being
imagine
imagine dragon deez
lemme see
imagine unblocking me right now and sending a friend req
π₯
LMAO
there is trust gang
ill ask fr
W
i aint sending u friend req lil bro π
I was USA in CCC while the agenda was the assasination of Osama Been lagging
but the civil war 
fuck youreself lil bro
ya know the top 1% earner isnt really that high in terms of wealth accumulation
in India
1% is so big bruh not his fault
dang
that's crazy asf
bro pulled up stats
2021 data get outta here blud
... most likely worse in 2024 but sure
more than a lavish lifestyle
ahh shit
thats rough
if you're on this server, you're most likely in the top 10% in india
if this one guy who's done 70+ MUNs didn't interfere bru
rigged
fr
you're friends with a chair
stfu cunt never doubt jos
no thats decently accurate lmfao
rigged i tell you
if you can afford to go to an international school in india
not my committee chairs tho
20k INR per month is top 10% ....
you are most DEFINITELY in top 10%
mf my driver makes almost that
im not even being sarcastic
damn
yes
yep
like see
i live in amd
small city
i can go to an intl school for like
2-2.5 LPA
this is shifted in pakistan BY ALOT in pakistan... so for the pakistanis here - you're most likely the top 3-4%
hi
are O/A Levels common in pak?
like do a lot of people do them
in your city?
LMFAO
i pay
2.25-ish
amongst the rich - yes
but otherwise no, many people just to local boards
yeah same bruh
oh
isnt anymore
damn
now adani waale made a school
with 7 lakhs per year fees
My friend who got 7 A*s
most expensive school in the city
so u sayin i cant get it normally
had to give a donation to get an admission
damn man i see how it is π
shit is tragi π
no way you got to ISL
lmfao
there arent a lot of a level schools in pak are there
why tf is ISL near that region
cuz i hear the same 10 fucking school names
i have 75% tuition off cause of my grade
but its more like 40% cause roots is a fucking scammer
ahhhhh
i pay 40k for labs
and i have one single fucking lab subject
they include cs lab in that when we dont even have a cs lab π
mf mine doesnt give any scholarship for anything. even some other schools in amd give like 50% to the IGCSE topper for a levels
yeah that's a scam
we went to the
my siblings used to go to ISL
office place
for this reason
and they were like
@hushed pewter do other schools in india do scholarships
this is what the headmistress told us
i know stonehill does
its 100% scholarship if you get 5 a*s
basically
a levels for free
lgs is way more expensive tho
idk if That One School That's Considered India's Best IB School does
8 a* is the minimum you need to get 100%
and you can lose it if your grades arent good in a levels
yea, IB, ALs, same shit
i have the highest scores my school has ever fucking SEEN and they dont give me anything lmfao
like internally
no one's ever scored as high as me here, period
somebody`s talkin abt pakistani schools

thats crazy
we had a guy get
9 a*s or smth
10 as and a*s or smth
idk
mf wanted to take add math in m/j 2025 cause why not
π
like vro jsut focus on your a levels
we get kids with a lot of A*s
but no one's ever had
a PUM average
as high as mine
thats crazy
i remember these days
wass pum?
i was second in the country, what do you expect
!!pum
So, you've seen the numerical βmarksβ on people's results. Maybe they were your own results, maybe they were someone else's results, or maybe you're just wondering what kind of percentage/percentile you get when you get your results for any CAIE examination (IGCSEs, A Levels, etc.). Some people tell you it's your percentage score, others tell yo...
pakistani kids dont get PUM
me personally chat
on their results
ahh okayyy
thats me in AS
and i still somehow came third in the country, this really reflexts on the quality of our AS students
aitchison is expensive asf
ya but youre like
a nerd
π
yes
im quick to learn
what did you get bro
uss moment broo
so i have the third-highest 3 AS-level subjects average in india. my three highest AS scores are a 98, a 96, and a 95
the dude who's first has two 98s and a 100 iirc
.
or some wild shit like that
ohhh damnn sheesh bro what's your IQ
never tested and will never test
fuck IQ tests
bad metrics
thats for psych students like @hasty tartan we don't need numerical tests to prove our worth to society
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn
random online test said my iq is 120 or something
π
i think its way lower
average or osmething
so did mine bro but i got like D's in A levels BAHAHA
wym relatively
wannabe white people everywhere
it is for rich people
its okay bro then you can afford Europe
its a middle ground of both ngl
he means that he cannot afford americas
π
erm what the s!gm@
rah
why the residence in india then?
worth the gamble if you're smart enough to qualify for jobs ngl, avoid going bachelors obviously
that's tragic
smart parents
that's crazy LOL
sheeesh
i bet they met over a arduino board laying around and had an argument and then got married
let me guess no excess spending per month?
ABEY YAAAR
LMAO
πππππ
rather not say too much about mom and dad fr
even if it's js like personal history
oh oh alright, fair enough then I respect it
if only i could force private sector car chassis design to back to being 'then'
Gooooooood morning
i like older style chassis so much more
:DD
Just woke up feel groggy as hell
And erm
It's sunday
So life is good

pick one any one which one's the dream
Community Lead or Social Impact Analyst 1000%
Ws
glad to hear it
what
dream role ig
oh
they are too busy being "environmentally conscious" and making cars look "very demure, very mindful"
you saw what abomination jaguar made
exactly π
LMAO
to an extent theyve done good stuff
but now its just gimmicks
:0
people π
me_irl
hey yall
ev man
Same
Hey princess
heyo
MashAllah
so did u enter uni yet then?
~ban @regal oriole
Banned icar_5#0 (Case #5688)
gnn
~unban 870073417783734344
BHENCHOD
Member unbanned (Case #5689)
LMAOO
BAS KAR
damn
LMAO
KYA?????
Goodnight
Infinity nikki
ITS SUCH A PAIN TO ONBOARD AGAIN
Pfp
Yes.
cute
GO ABUSE YOUR ALT
Iβm pulling this one hour after it comes out
smash
Reminder for @winter valley: <#chat-lounge message>
Set <t:1736670906:R>
Reminder for @ivory hill: mute mimi
Set <t:1736670914:R>
lmao
Thanks
Lol
shadoo would you accept me without interview if I reapplied
idk
Met friendly islamabad guy in town and chatted with him for a straight 5 minutes without him realizing I'm islamabadi. I asked him where he's from. Grinning from ear to ear he says "where do you think", I answered (fully aware that he's islamabadi) "uhhhmm Lahore". His face wentπππ
gay*
this is true
maybe
maybe not
LOL
you should
why
my tenure as mod was legendary
NO
I helped implement many of the bot commands
YOU LIFELESS MF
exactly
YOULL TAKE ALL THE MUTES
I'll help the mods where they lack
cuz I respond fast
nu uh
atleast im not downbad and a tomboy
Wow
bro says as if thats better than being wtv he is :<
@winter valley what's the verdict
Same
Shawty gonna be like "can I ask you something?, why is Pizza Hut texting you breΓ£k my baccc like an ice paccc at 2:71 am?" Imma just say "that's yo competition baby girl, do better" don't ask questions if you ain't ready for the answers
π
itll be considered after you apply
youre serious?
consider it now I don't wanna apply now
ykw let me onboard without an app like naffy
I thought ur a girl
hmm
She meant that
i see
She's chinese indian
boy*
BRO SOMEONE
yeah im a girl
SOME SAY SHES A GIRL
some say he's a boy
THEY SAY THEY ARE LESBO
WHAT THE FUCK
ZINGSUU
IT'S NOT FUNNY
checks out
no one should
lies
shes my bestie
Hey princess
average znotes troll π
β
β ahh message
no he said he's Lebanese
yeah
heyo
Wanna ride home
geagle will you let me onboard without interview for sloppy
π«Ά
ayo
π
ππ₯π
where is home?
Yess
Hiii
Yoooo
my schlong
How are youu??
I'm fine ig
woah
Hruuu
Zingsuu is lesbian?
tbh chat
......
im tired of the age/gender jokes
sigh
they dont hit right
Dang
Real
nothing ihits right these days
right yeah
Even my dadβs beltπ
pretty accurate ngl
real
Yuh
ranted to my chachu about some motherfucker getting a full ride to columbia after faking a research paper
kind of hate life sometimes
π
L person
lots of people faking research papers this year
it kinda sucks
So many man
Wanna ride home, princess
like i put TIME into mine, and still got deferred stanford REA
im sorry man
where is home?
sure if id faked a few i might have gotten accepted instead of deferred π€
it's a deferral, still have a shot πͺ
ok smooth
Idk but I got a Porsche
i dont see us being able to get lil bro back up today
might be a day π
You still up for it?
so are you homeless
trying!
so that means i can say anything without delteing twice
nice
depends
:0
every student applying to the US:
π
i was trying too, and then i got bitch-slapped by life
Same
and now i have, for no reason other than just "yeah this is the new problem now", a crippling fear of death :)
Same
its not even funny anymore bro
i wont mind dropping dead tmr
thats nice
serious answers only please
yea we just want some good old humour
yikes
so why focus on what will happen or when itll happen
Me
live in the moment while youre still alive
i watch them to escape reality
if there is no reality to escape why will i watch
it isnt death for me
it's what lies after
it's like
One which he doesnβt exist in anymore
No reality
Lmao what evilprincessgirlboss and princess
mine makes sense :<
π
who is princess
Miss em ngl
i dont want to
but i wont mind
Gp
Never even got to connect with them sadly @spark vigil
Falcon-chan wassup
but what if after death it's an eternity of nothingness
Going okay wbu?
Itβs not
I talked to dac perhaps last year after she left but never again rlly. and zephron too
ok yeah thats fair
WHY AM I GETTING SKULLED FOR THIS
Same same head hurts tho
Fr
Same I talked to her a few times after the exams then just dissapeared
but I mean at the very end we were just online friends so idk how much did I expect this to elongate
fucking terrifyin dude
Hope you get better man try getting water or meds
hey dude, how ya doin
SDmale omg
i spoke w sdmale
Whatβs more terrifying is hell
that surprisingly hits hard
so wouldnβt nothingness be better than dat
I remember exclusively being referred to as rixzz' bro
That's true but I still talk to Teja on insta sending reels π€£
true
real
the uncertainty of whether or not hell exists is more terrifying to me than hell itself
I've been sleeping hbu
Bro is jus scared of everything
oh well
It's normal to be scared
Just accept it
everything?
Human nature
Oh thays cool he kinda removed me from his friends so I can no longer talk to him Ig dude moved on from the a level phase
the only real fear i have is the fear of death and what lies beyond chat
Yep
he removed everyone yea
overexaggeration of how youβre afraid of nothingness but also afraid of hell but also afraid of the uncertainty of whether it exists or not
i never said im afraid of hell
Dang
Yea surprisingly lol
the nothingness and the uncertainty is the same thing
as they say, believing in God in a godless world makes you lose nothing, but not believing, in a world where God exists, makes you lose everything
i said "what if it's nothingness"
no he only has a select few. like me π πΌ
Ohhh
But it's the truth
U right i just assumed
Dawg i can hear your fancy ahh voice in my head whenever i read your message it feels so weird lmao
Geagle brk what major u in or r u still having a hpliday
who
he has me asw now
yh
pick me
oh yeah how's his uni going
lol
My voice is like that all the time when am in deep convos hahah
And when am giving advice
Oh rlly? damn now I wonder why he removed me
PLZ
Why isn't this in starboard????
ok haras
i asked him he said he removed most
lowkey wish
Star ppl
u r only safe because i canβt doxx u
most he didnt speak to over dms ig
lowkey
its sad how one day we'll all move on from this place and years down the line itll just be a tiny speck in the grand scheme of things when this place was once and still is my safe haven
tbh thats fair
i start uni in fall 2025, going to the US (not decided where yet, havent gotten decisions). electrical/comp engineering major
I see I see hope it goes good man
Oh dude do not do electrical engineering. Why do you think I'm in dentistry when both my parents are electrical engineers
Btw you a us citizen π
Good luck dawg
both of my parents are electrical engineers asw :)
damn bro brains are in the genes
ainnoway
it sucks though i know
well
I wish worked that ez
gotta compare my parents to yalls parents now. #brownhouseholdthings
he ended up picking up CS as a second degree midway through his time at uni
LMAO
Lmao ig it's just preferences at the end. But Genuinely not even as a joke I think computer engineering has a bigger future and is more comfortabkr and than electrical engineering
You can do that?
oh no i meant like joint EE and CE programs
atleast ur self aware
Actually yeah you can
you hate yourself?
I was this close to doing it
yeah, i am
ohh I see that's good actually. I genuinely believe engineering is harder than med so goodluck with that bro
dont be like me bro, i loved EE - ended up doing applied mathematics and i currently hate my life right now
Do you have gf man? Or you looking for anybody? I can wear a wig π
consider your choices very carefully
i wanted law and criminology π
highly doubt that its harder π tysm though dude fr
i wanted law too
LMFAOOOOO
IM A MINOR FALCON
I got in for physics and maths and physics and philosophy hahahahahahah
ASK ME AGAIN IN A YEAR
I can wait man
oh
I'm looking for one
woahhh
Us citizen?
Yes
don't say that stuff rania is still after me
aw yea i get you. this is why i havent applied to any majors i genuinely wouldnt mind studying at uni
so you'll say yes in a year?
I didn't have money to go sadly π
astagfirullah what
Of course he will
falcon has his priorities set
woh dekha jaayega 
Hy wouldn't he
why bro why π how many ECTS did you do this semester
yes
because you are.. well.. you..
sm aura
pre booking ho rkhi hai meri
fair
falcon has rizz bro
I didn't do it cause uni was expensive man
same :)
find me a US citizen too man
Hm when U say harder perhaps I just mean it needs also raw skill (which you can obviously build) like you need a certain level of imagination. of that makes sense. Med is hard as well but I feel as someone who tried it I feel its harder because there is so much more to do rather than actual content wise if that makes sense. But god knows it differs between ppl
I'm thinking of going into law
@frank wyvern he has your brother
Did 52 credits I think
Frfr
i applied to this CS+Education program at UIUC. my mom's clowned on it lowkey cuz the degree is TECHNICALLY from the college of education even though you take half-and-half education and compsci classes. i actually really love the curriculum, idk if ill end up doing it w all this though π
Mom clowning dang
If someone says something is bad it's good trust π€£
its even considered the same as a normal CS degree in terms of job placements (cuz like i said half-and-half but it's way more CS classes than education)
the ONLY thing is that the degree is ISSUED by the college of education
so mom's like
if someone asks
what do you say you are
"an educator? π€"
Lmao
thats funny ngl
"you wanna take your graduation walk with the college of education kids?"
oh
it is its js like
oh falcon. no wonder
What did I do?
nothing fr haha π
The lipbites
Exactly exactly
who's SHE
She?
falcon is a guy
Sheeeeee
huh wym isnt education free?
I give of woman vibes???
a pervert L taker
Really?
LMFAOO
βwhy bite your own lips when I can do it for youβ ~ nugget the pedophile
you'll get used to it