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The Erect One

Solve this and get a million dollars from me for free (trust me I have a million dollars)
confident D 🔥
wrong
lies. i’m always right.
Because there are 2 options that say 25 percent
maybe the question is wrong
so out of 4, if 2 options are right
that makes the probability
50 percent
but
there is only one option that says 50 percent
bro
(i ain’t even read all the options)
someone send me good chem lectures
to 25 percent
im about to kms
andra.
Get back to me if you find some non-painful or less painful methods
id say stuff but the last time i did i got muted for 6 hours
hello!
hi zist
dw, I got banned once
no i am not a chem taker
sucks to be u
i am not one of those nerds
this shit harder than me
are u taking a2 chem
yes
come to me if its math slash physics
gp are u taking a2 chem
no
but the only thing I use as my resource
yes i am gonna do phy after chem
:p
is my textbook
nerd
i dont remember halff of a2 phy
but ok
its a fucking paradox 
ugh
i love maths
C 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
I'd argue people who use multiple resources are nerd but thats just me
maths is satisfying
yeah a level maths easy as shit
you shouldve taken further
instead of this chem bs
Schrödinger's dick
ive never touched a tb other than math since Y9
wrong cuz there is only one 50 percent option so your probability of choosing the right one drops to 25 again
💀
wallahi i hate myself for it
What the
shoulda taken further maths!@@!@!!!!
get done with chem if you can. its useful to have
ok inter
i personally didnt need it for private uni
I repeatedly wish my past self had done that
Inter stop traumatising children please
because it seems fun
Ppl also wanna have social life
Instead of being a geek
yall are useless
real tho
thanks zisty
@blazing mason how to study mute myself
mf aint no one disagreeing
blud thinks any of us are gonna help with a2 chem
we all love math
sry we dont want brainrot
“/focusmode” is an option ig
ight thanks bam love u
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UR MIMI
HEY
Tsk tsk
HEY MIMI
🙄
why so mean
No more hey Mimi
didnt know fetuses could talk trash
Batameez
what a crazy world!
😔😔😔
😔
hmm
foeticide 🗣️ (ain't condoning that shit for legal purposes)
mf ur the old ass here
im finally a2
Ur 19
u cant call me
im like a year older than yall
3 💀
2001?
*3 years older than me
1999?
Eh 2 ig
He’s 19 yea
...
I am 24
ok mimi
sure
no
I mean, yes
very 24yo behaviour

Oh wow so a 24 year old can’t send an emoji?
bestie u are NOT 24 alright
no she cant
What is this ageism I am seeing rn
khalas
mimi is 24
yes im agest
-10
cope
😭
ok
I CANT be 14 dawg
you sure can
i told my brother i got stress acne

What age ?
hes right
24?
💀😭🙏
he couldve still reassuered me
make sure to take care of your skin fr
he proceeded to tell me
he could see my moustache
hes your brother
Gtfo
👺
what did you expect
zesty
not
bro thats every sibling 💀 💀
how ever u spell tht shit
the ppl who crack bones
kyroserus
come crack my bones
i run my hands over women's backs for a living?
ion know kyro personally but i would not trust this man
are u man
yes
the kyropracter?
yes the kyropracter
certified mc stan fan
hmm
the kyropracter
i love cracking my bones



i love cracking my fingers
ok bro can be provided
Real
i love cracking my fingers, toes, back, neck
it js does alright
Ong
girl math
aight aight
what mimi said yes
kyropracter
u wont get it
ty
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I gotchu nws
ew

crack everything bro
i aint crackin shi
I want a cat
mc stan fan not detected ur opinion rejected 🗣️
as a sneakerhead
i support
bro is talking like this couples
who r all like
i m gonna have 3 kids 2 dogs and 1 cat
except no kids cuz #singleforlife
2 slow ig
oops
u suck
Tsk tsk I was typing smt
suck who and what
do you love fi-
i-
eh
you do
shes cool

fuck off
It's the annoying woman 
when
hamoodi shut up
guy named off
No
Annoying woman 2

do what i asked you for
get it
im not funny, im kyropracter
hello axer
?
ay zisty, how are you?
Greeting Annoying specimens final boss
hru
hi fucked
by who????
im kyro
again?
im alright, also fucked
different guy this time wow
Calm tf down brodie
by uni pressure
ur a player
by who

uni
i thought we were over this nova
fuck a2 or get fucked by a2 its part of the game bro
sad man life sucks
:BeatSaber:
how to fuck a2
me2u
teach me
we were?
abologies medeme rhey zaid ty so i had to give ze necezzary back
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Feeling is mutual de
yes, nova.
i want to make a really not sfw joke but ill say
i dont know
because i miserably failed my a2
say it inter
( hehe I alrdy got one )
dont say it inter

i don't remember but ok
What da hell did I do
it iz alright two is nice too
Excuse you
she Indian now ?
The audacity to use irony on me 
imma cry

i hate chem
HELP
and i will fix my life eventually 😔
Don't cry
Stfu
U stfu
ur an ig kid
might just be "a2 fucks you instead" idk
u wouldnt understand
Yesh Yesh
Im in as genius
idk man
not even that hard (same)
yis
interring inter
yes i know
Ur lady so u stfu
LMAO
ur the ladiest lady ik
that is no lady
I am a Man U dimwit
Smh
guys im a 6'3 blue eyed finance bro extremly mascline with huge biceps and smashable abs
So u stfu
that's me
Yum
gojooo?
what the hell is smashable abs
sexier than him
Ur not 6’5 rejected
Don't u dare say his name ive heard enough
I am 6 foot, abs, sugar daddy with husky voice nice to meet you
Apologizes
and 102 tons
i could be if i wear my drag heels 👅
Zesty ah
ikr, she is evolving fast
you are not excused

hello fellow aigma male
Ok
Bro I was ganna say some diabolical shit
I SQ2 THAT
WHT DID HE SAy
i love ur pfp
😭
@bold nebula what shit did u say
ASS
like no amount of
yes
funny
Tellllll
What did he say
he did, it was a cat blush emoji
^
Idk I just forgot BUT I SAW IT
Tsk tsk
bestie ill sleep after that
then go to damn sleep
ill like get off dc and
shit aint goin through your head after a breakdown anyways
study
life is too short to sleep
that's crazy
oh really kyro
it's not as short as u
if it was not obvious
the amount of breakdowns ive had this last week is fucking crazy
Enjoy life
i m not srs i had a shit time in AS cuz i didnt sleep enough
life is short but atleast I am tall
i cant even say imma touch you now because youre a fetus
no one prepared me for the A2 maturing arc
break it down
it's hard bro
i m genuinely struggling
me ever 10 mins ong
lmao real asf
a2 isnt hard if all you have it math and physics
that arc came in AS for me 🙏🏻
wtf is a2 phy
HJAHAH'AHAHAH
why is it like this
Am not here for a long time but for a good time 🗣️🔥
it isnt js the studying its alot more
im sure u get it
can confirm i was the ground
bro physics and chem a2 are hell
nah AS was sm fun for me
U senior citizens tsk tsk
because i took a stupid component called further mechanics
chem is still ok
real shit
but phy is horrible
When does as become fun (im dying)
it was both for me I ain't gonna lie
its all doable
itll be fun after the first month inshallah
I have been sick from the dang flipping start how tf is it ganna be fun for me. Now. 💀🙏
i wanna go back and relive Y9
itll be fun dw
js enjooy it
relive kindergarten
you have to grow up one day zisty
real shiit
beat a2 up ong
Woman I gotta coverup all the shit I missed in month 1 I am deffo cooked
yes im learning just that rn
Bruh we barely done anything for ict, the teacher for physics idk she teaches but its so merciless, and maths is going good
blud is still in like the first chapter of as
skill issue
fym
ong
its VERY doable
trust
youll look back on it one day :) promiz
Same
youtube i had shit teachers all year i js used yt
Aight
Bro I am so fucking scared of cs. I am so cooked. Idk if the progress is slow or fast for other subs but I need to cover up wtv shit we did do
My physics teacher is crazy he doesn’t even teach he just reads off save my exams
p3 is p ez
hopefully
i understand
cs has a learning curve
its actually valid
Bruh
I might cry FR
LESGO IM SICK TOO
IN THIS TGT
dw ull be able to do it
trust
They flipping started from pusedocodr or smt I am so ducking done.
I WAS SICK IN THE FIRST WEEK AND THEN UPTIL THE FIRST MONTH I HAVE BEEN SICK LIKE PLEASEEE GODDDDD
GIMEE A BREAK I BEG YOU
that stuff is easy mimi
you need to think like a programmer
My teacher is like 30% teaching and rest is just past papers which we weren't mentally prepared for and are very confusing
get a grip on that subject
if anything the stress should motivate you to work your ass off
NO CUS I wish we had that 30% teaching
That arc better come soon or I am kmsing. I have tests in October
He reads off the slides and then goes to questions we don’t even know
It’s insane
Like wdym you finished the first chapter in a day? Hello?
it’s actually depressing
i kinda gathered it but the other students in the class struggled
not everyone can pick up new concepts fast
i felt bad
i struggled too
And I keep fucking up the questions he asks like MAN IDK WHAT YOURE SAYING
you talkin bout what sub?
phy?
YEAH
Mine sometimes reads off from slides too
fuck physics man I’m gonna cry in a hole
you can ask in channels or direct dm if you dont understand anything
all of yall
esp maths
i can help
Noooo
THANK YOUUU
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How much as syllabus u have done till now
Yoo wassup guys
eats lipase
Haha
Screams as I get digested
WTFF
yeah
Lol
cooked I swear
dies
What sub 💀
Exactly
Why you guys doing AS 😭
physics?.. it's been 1 month and my teacher is still on chap 2
I don’t take maths!!
bro….
it's as levels then a levels
Maths is precious
What subs u take
screams at lex
Literally but I also I have been dead since the start of as
Real
Physics bio and chem
I was like "gonna finish all of as syllabus by dec" well. No! That's not gonna happen
I’m ok on bio and chem so far
Hello guys
Jesus pure sciences
but uh
Gl
Physics…
I took maths bio phy
😭😭
For physics the past papers r so easy but the book questions are..??????? Wtf
Chem were on chapter 3 I think, we’re on stochiometey. Bio still chapter 1
Is chemistry easy?
Or it's memorize and hard?
easy
i looked at some questions
I used to love physics but I hate the questions
YEAH
So goofy and twisted
it’s not that hard
Man math is so mad
i dont even take the subject
Wallahi I'm on the verge of crying
i solved this question some guy was struggling with for 30 minutes 💀
Considering I've always sucked at math
I guess
GRRR
Gives u vergil motivation
and it was literally igcse chem
real
No cus I got happy I dropped math
Lmao
shows you projectile motion
Why did u drop out math?
NO
Cuz I got a c in it in igcses
Beats up graphs
I was going to say as maths is harder than ig
Collapses
Thank god I didn’t take it
C is not bad
Give u yamato
Genuinely I guessed through paper 4
As math is a scam
in.
😭
igcse?
That shit was diabolical
C in igcse is TERRIBLE
Maths
I wanna die how am I ganna cover up the shit
thank uuuuuuuuuuuu
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Bc as math is so easy in the textbook for edexcel but the papers?.....
No it's the least best grade possible
I got Cs in efl and urdu am i cooked?
No
Pop out at ur party
Bro how much as syllabus have u done
I'm with the gng 💰🤑
Lmao
I am IGCSE pro
no
Hi!!
I was talking about igs genius
i got a C in isl and urdu
Yo
A in english tho
I am Talking Abt As
Just answer the flipping question
what can i say
Guys what difference is AS and AL????????
i am just that good at answering questions
Yoo
ASNWER MEH q
AS is the first year of A levels
eats everyone
Oooooooh I sees
Judgment cuts u
typically you give half of your AL exams in this year
but some schools opt to do composite
What question
I am going to eat bel
Ic
which is every exam in a single year
How much syllabus have u done for as
that being your 2nd year of Al
Maths physics and ict
No
Phak you
TF DO I KNOW
LAMAOQOOAOS
Shut the hell up
physics im done with chapter 1
I am so done
!//1/1/1/
cs im done with chapter 2
Is physics easy?
no
U DONT KNOW WHICH CHAPS U HAVE DONeeee???
astaghfirulalh
So it's hard?
I'm done with chapter 10
i want to kill myself after every question
real
YEAH LIL BRO
So it's hard
Oh I see
Teachers very slow thats why 
PRAY YOU GET. PEOPER TWACHEE
I am going to die
At least yall don’t finish 2 chapters in 2 weeks
I’m gonna ksm
I am failing my oct tests and my mids fr
?
We done with chapter 2 and maybe we start 3
LMAOAOAOAO
Phak you
YOUR3 SO FOULSLALPQ
WAIT HOW LONG I\DID IT TAK3 YALL;
Wdym
I lost track
Basically
Oh!
YALL ARE MEANSNNANA LEAVE THE KID ALONENWJA
Oh I see I'm a nerd
Lmao
No need ty
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Thanks
Gave +1 rep to mimi_online!
In a good and bad way
which chapter
Ic
i.e. fetus
Genuine question. Why do woman always get seizures when they yelling
they're women
Pardon
Hehe
??
Boo
This is so hard
Wtf
Ok I hate moment questions
This is NOT a moments question dawg
😮
@smoky plume can vouch
No cuz I was about to say…
What the anime
💀
not that hard
No pardon and answer
It looks hard
Indeed
No idea what u meant frfr
I totally forgot how to do it
Yeah I didn't read the question I was so lazy
When u yell, why do u get seizures
this shit easy af
😭😭😭
fym
Like
What the
JWKUEHSHWH
fr
😭😭😭😭 it’s like not being dry yk?
🙄
nah bruh i aint wastin time on that
Concerning but ok

😔
its literally making the subject and pluggin the values in
It’s E smt smt equals

Yuarrrrr
are yall in deformation of solids chapter?
or still physical quantities?
Uh I think it’s after this
what chap rn
Okay look
that shit is legit what got me through as and a2
FOR PHYSICS?/
🤦🏻♀️
its already been like
Yes
we all started from july buddy
Phak you inter
waiting till september is dumb asl
Phak you rlly
who’s we
im just getting you pissed off lmao
Tell schools that
what else do you expect when you rely on schools mimi
we had this discussion already didnt we
THE FEELING IS MUTUALLLLLLLLLLLLL
about them being way too fucking slow
THANK TOY FOR ACKWLOENDING THAT

I was joking
us
reacting to a relatable statement with " us " and not
" Quite so! I can thoroughly relate to this statement, as it captures the myriad challenges we encounter in our daily lives. It’s reassuring to recognize that we all grapple with similar quirks and dilemmas as we navigate this foul idea of existence! "
is officially cringe!1!1!!111!!! 😤
uss
i dont know enlgish so i can not read your message but i like the mixture of those 1's and exclamation marks
oh hey. arub, was it? i remember checking out your git profile a few weeks ago
looks great :)
one more 'usss' and im gonna fold bro istg
i had this one friend who'd say us after everything
salamm how u doing mate
well i hope so u saw it after i updated it and everything hehe, i also made this dummy website, its on my profile
yeah it looks great :D
are you posted anywhere atm? or u a student?
if you dont mind answering that is
no no im just doing highschool right now, 7 months till im done in sha Allah
i dont work yet haha
w salam, in the best of my states, alhamdulillah, wbu?
Allahumma barik bro. i gotta get back to doing stuff now but may Allah grant you success in this life nd the hereafter man. keep up the good work! 
Fine al hamdullilah, but I'm worried
10 days till exams
and i cant remember you both 😭, mind re-introducing urselves sorry?
😬
Well I met u first time lol
Just saying salam
i used to know you a while ago lol
waiyyaak, ameen :)
it was like last year
Meeting new people
lets start fresh since we both dont rlly remember much
or maybe im thinking of a different arub
haha sure
theres a possibility
nah there is no other arub than me
😭
nothing to worry about, js enjoy the time
Alright 👍
s?top
flat earthers make me seem like the smartest people on earth
real
I once saw a mother ducker argue how evolution is a lie
Bro said "look at bananas, look how perfectly compatible they are with human hands, you saying that random shit can make this?"
HAHHAHAHA
bro these flat earthers just said all the pictures on the nasa site are doctored 😭
Uhm sir? We humans ate bananas that suited us for 300k years.... I bet that's enough time for them to realize that "oh humans eat bananas like this, and spread our seeds, we should become those bananas"
😭
If they had even an inkling of a brain, they would realize that in NO UNIVERSE would USA and SOVIET ever align on the same idea
yet they say
that Round earth
is a conspiracy
from Soviet
and USA
😭
||"there are nice women in all corners of the world, but unfortunately, the world is round"||
The saying "You can win an argument against an intelligent guy, but not against a stupid dumb bastard" really holds true against flat earthers ngl
💀
thats so real 😔
@blazing mason actually pin this
NAH FR
These people are so conservative on their views istg 😭
I once saw someone argue
"If earth is round, and gravity acts downwards, why don't people from australia fall down?"

dear god
because gravity doesnt act "downwards"
exactly
my 5 year cousin might be smarter
it acts to the center
😭
but these damned monkeys don't even realize that when they were taught this in 4th grade
maybe even earlier
its actually enraging me on how htese flat earthers are talking abt literal scientists 😭
YEAH
FUCKERS SAY "SCIENCE CONTINUOUSLY DISPROVES SHIT"
BRO SCIENCE DOES NOT DISPROVE NONE, IT JUST FURTHER IMPROVES WHAT IT SAYS
"How can we believe the scientists?" my ass smh
these guys lack the brain to understand it
don't believe scientists, believe the evidence damnit
😭
hate it when they get technical man
they bring up the weirdest points to prove themselves right
"Why is our shoes flat if the earth is round?" Bitch Earth aint the size of a volleyball
Its size is so huge, that the curvature just kind of flattens out smh
And I mean these guys think its more plausible that the earth is a flat shell of a gigantic tortoise in the middle of nothing 😭
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HAHHAH
that would be sick asf honestly
if it was true 😭
Imagine just jumping off the end
if only 😔
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sick way to die
I wonder tho
if that was true
would you die of age
or by splooshing on smth
and what will be the something 
probably just temperature changes
freeze or burn to death
makes sense
but I'd imagine that would be worse than just getting shot by a bullet to your heart 💀
definitely
a bullet to ur heart would probably be instant
but that would probably take a little longer
just floating in pitch darkness and randomly u start burning
LMAOQOAP RELALALAL
america sucks
I just want the license for guns to shoot my heart 😋
me personally i wouldnt wanna live there
pull up karachi rn
I wouldn't wanna live there realistically either 💀
💀


