#🔥-memes-no-talking
1 messages · Page 56 of 1
Literally no benefit to blowing up miners unless your a low level repair costs are higher, and all mats are gated by refinery times
Now eve, I make a big profit off of your miners 😈
That physically hurt me to read
Dad humor at its finest. 🤣
No, that’s the new year word
Captains log day 345
Hello
Sanity is overrated and you are never alone when you have rum.
B...b....but wouldn't that bring back the MURDER HORNETS??!!??
Mmm... honey glazed murder hornets with carrots...
I prefer them melted into my smores
More proof of the unrealistic standards set by porn... 😂🤣
OMG it’s too big...
That's just what he wants to hear 🤣
33 seconds... challenge accepted.
Oh it’s about a video game?
are you allergic to cats?
Lol, i found that a few days ago, pick em up from actman discord
My Twitter: https://twitter.com/prozd
My Let's Play channel, Press Buttons n Talk:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSHsNH4FZXFeSQMJ56AdrBA
My Merch/T-Shirt Store: http://www.theyetee.com/prozd
My Tumblr: http://prozdvoices.tumblr.com/
My Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/prozd
My...
I know we all joked about it..................for the whale who has everything 😂
those were some wasted credits for sure...
Need....work.....on....engrish.
Depending on the american this would mean nothing
Very true 🤣
Lol my capital letters got deleted
Captains log day 346
When Starbucks just doesn't fill you up...
Back when grevious was a true Jedi killer and not a coward.
Oh my god!...Chadwick Boseman is No more.... really really sad!....may you RIP my dear Black Panther 🙏🏻
Yup :(
I remember that one
Stupid is contagious. For real.
God look how soft thier suspension is
2020 does NOT like being made fun of! 😬😬
Captains log day 347
And an oreo
mammal fruit?
No nipples though. Can't milk it
Not 3 am yet, and the 3 am posts already coming in
that bus is run by a chinese vampire
Nah. It's bloob, not brood
Night Crew
Yes we did
Already tried she couldn't get enough force behind the rolling pin
Harry Potter needs to use wizards to install his Hogwarts student learning application
Captains log day 348
Black Panther The Album out now
http://smarturl.it/BlackPantherAlbum
Music video by The Weeknd, Kendrick Lamar performing Pray For Me. © 2018 Aftermath Records
R.I.P. CHADWICK BOSEMAN 1976-2020
well if you have no legs and drive by wire using your hands only it works, not to mention easy naps on those long drives
The driver:
That is an easy A+
@sour sandal stop posting inappropriate stuff
👀
Label it "art", and charge 100x the original estimate.
@sand gate This is a child friendly Discord. Please keep your meme posting appropriate for all ages
Whoops. Didn't realize that. Apologies
Captains log day 349
Please check #509679626763632642 ty. Feel free to PM a mod if you have issues
This is the meme channel, move conversation else where or to PM
👍
Captain's Plank
@pseudo light
Oh my..... That first one takes me back, my first fire emblem game was the one you play as nohr, my favorite song was dusk falls @quasi idol
Fixed it 👍
This is an oldie, back when Scopely first introduced fast data mining without giving players the option.
im sure bones crack like that too. im not sure if they would notice. do they even burn the bones or does that take too much energy?
incinerate the whole body
once hot enough the water boils away and everything turns to ash
probably would need more than 400 kernels though to bust through the gut and skin to scare them
more than your gut could hold
i bet the gut would be gone before the kernels got hot enough
we need to find out
any volunteers
we have a hypothesis now we just need an experiment
my hypothesis is atleast 4lbs of kernels to cause a burst before the popped corn can incinerate
new hypothesis is stomach acid would dissolve the kernels too much so they wouldn't burst
have you never seen a poop after someone eats popcorn right to the very bottom of the bag 👀
i guess your right
also would have to remove all stomach acid before hand to ensure room for enough kernels to cause a burst
i usually don't eat uncooked popcorn nor do i look at other people's poop
one must be willing to do the dirty jobs for friends in need
@pseudo light yay Pony Wars! That’s my kind of stuff 😊🦄
There is 30 seconds of my reading time I will never get back
was your choice to read it 😏
Read! its for Science!
Would corn pop though? Average cremation temperatures are 1,800 degrees Fahrenheit and corn pops at about 355 degrees Fahrenheit would it pop or just ash...
Captains log day 350
all of them because its right on top of you
haha YES!
😮
seeing it all over my feed, can't wait to see the results lol
i still dont understand why voyager didn't use warp 10 to go to earth and then cure everyone there
- It would end the series 1/2 way through Season 2
- It would create a whole new species they'd then be responsible for anything the new species did. I don't think the Prime Directive covers actually creating new species, so they wanted to stay away from that
but thats boring
I don’t think evolving is against the prime directive
And the prime directive is broken all the time
kirk
It was never proven he actually knocked up any of those green women!
CBS CEOs are all lizard people and they were afraid that their cover is blown
Ah.
we will know when its the borg
they will announce themselves won't be any hiding around
@compact root will you continue posting the captains log past 360 ?
😬
i still dont understand why voyager didn't use warp 10 to go to earth and then cure everyone there
@sharp nest In the episode, they figured out that when you go to warp 10 you ultimately end back where you started when you come out of it. That plus the rare form of dilithium made it impractical
I bet he only ended up back where he started because that’s where he wanted to be. He said he was everywhere at once
@rustic jacinth of course he will, @compact root got an unanimous extension of sentence to 5 years, for grievous clerical mistakes.
Dunno if this is really a meme, but I found it freaking hilarious ...
Awesome 👏
DO me a favor... change your name to a female name...in game...
Watch the PM's come flying in...
I have done this before in other games... had to quit / change them because of the Spam...
Only in 2020 can we believe we’re in the Matrix and it’s running on Windows 98...
Odessa ... The Florida of Ukraine
it could be in Texas
⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you winning son?
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷
...
@wicked narwhal @rustic jacinth nope, sorry ❤️
I believe 1 year of posting every day is enough. 😂
Captains log day 352
I think you haven't even scratched the surface of insanity. Just think how wonderful the voyage down to it is gonna be.
Ummm
O_o
Egregious use of the space-bar?
Wow a moderator joking about rape and wondering if that’s too far when stuff I’ve posted which was far less insensitive or offensive was deleted
😬 👌
Still, it is elegant proof that vampires turn into bats
Man another bat shutting things down
That's me waiting for all the armada events to end
@rustic jacinth Try watching him in anything that isn't a series of films! He has turned into a very decent actor! Just sayin'! 🤷🏻♂️
On that masks one why do you suppose that the username is scrubbed out and how dumb is it that it's not scrubbed from the reply 🤔
I thought that was a little questionable
yeah but wrong kind of mask 😫
Look at that volume! I wonder what shampoo he uses. 🤣
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline
😁
Captains log day 353
@ancient basin you know what is natural for humans?.......dying from stupidity.
Sony would only send the hdmi cable though
Captains log day 354
will there be an epic finale for captains log?
@visual hemlock nah, just an ending. But for me it will be epic. 😂❤️
well, at least something epic for someone, then😉

You really should quit a day early @compact root
Day 359 - attacked by borg . Ass will be laminated. Stupid Locutu....
TIL I can draw a snoopy-ish analog from the number 25
That's just evil
Send it back
Only for guitar players.....🎸
Every time i see him now, i hear him from Trainwreck
See who? I don’t see anyone
Nom
@sour sandal unless I’m missing something, that was posted in the wrong channel and should be posted in #714196657872306267
Unless he's implying that his steak is actually one of his shoes, cooked? 🤔
Or he dropped it and thats why the green stuff is on the steak? 😂
Must be! I can't think of any other reason why green stuff could be on a steak....
Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats.
💯
Yeah I'm a second hand vegan. My food eats salad not me.
@inland bison do you need someone to tell you where steak comes from..?😂
The cow is my spirit animal, not my stomach animal 🤣
Captains log day 355
So..... why only 360 days? Isn't 1 year 365? Are you shorting us 5 days?
360 days is needed to get the dvor via loyalty chests. Thats how it all started. Time flies...
Ah
Yeaaaah. In the meantime I got 3 of them... 😂🤣 Still hate it tho. 🤣
Evul Piggy
👍 👆
Usually people are until they get ripped off or taken advantage of
agreed, i try to be nice always and 60% of the time, i always get kicked in the behind....
no good deed goes unpunished...
yep you just aided a murderer fleeing from the police who happened to trip in front of you
Captains log day 356
Are these all saved in a folder somewhere? I missed the first month or so.
Memoirs of Havana
I’d like the full set lol 😂 I get a kick outta them
@compact root would all 360 be put in a read only channel? To preserve them for eternity. 🤔
Then the duplicate entries would be too easy to spot 😬
I'm sad there's only 4 left, we should all petition him to sign up for a vol 2
@compact root Squeaky noises without helium? Tribble, simply Tribble.
That's ea's new controller
Ea, or scopely's new console?
Damn... You beat me to it
The default admin password on those verifone's is 166832
Most places never reset them
Good way to scare the begeebus out of the store's management. Highly entertaining though. Can recommend 8/10.
Warp bubble doesn’t work like that
This is the opening theme song to the first season of the Steel Angel Kurumi anime series. The song is performed by The Steel Angels.
I hate that i know the inventor says it's "jif", but i think the hard g is better
I found it in about 30 seconds, just realized the pattern and knocked out each row
Me: "Hey Scopely! How's your day going?"
Scopely: ...
@torpid sentinel just search for "captains log day" in this channel, all logs have a short description so that pics can be found easily ❤️
September 8th, 1976...I premiered and the universe was never the same! 😉😆
#happystartrekday #happymeday lol
thats just 1 days worth of SS
1hr you didn't count memes stolen from discord
I delete mine after they've served their purpose
Is that why the Uranus rings are on a completely different plane to the rest of the solar system??
Don't need anything other than that from their Facebook page, it makes it's own memes
You'd have thunk they'd have updated yesterday, so today was playable ...
That’s too logical @sand gate
Didn’t the borg say the ferengi weren’t worth assimilating?
🤷♂️
does this count as a meme
does this count as a meme
@distant pond it does - but I find it very, very darkly in-your-face ironic considering all we did all day was waiting to play Fleet Command
Made gif...
"triage the build" == "the techs are on a conference call explaining to the execs why the servers are not up"
Can't seem to figure out now to post a GIF 🙈
Captains log day 357
Dedicated to frontline humans of Earth, doing their best in the face of COVID 19
THANK YOU
Music and lyrics by Freddie Mercury and Queen
Cover and parody video inspired by Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek
All rights to them
Translated lyrics found on Reddit, uploaded by Redd...
Who typed this up? Who in the nervous sweats, OCD inducing hell...wrote this! I'm tellin' ya...
Great English Scopley. My 3 year old granddaughter can form a proper sentence, WTF!!!!
Watch out for the grammar police!
Its Star Trek. They don't all speak perfect English
Oh well, at least they can code properly...wait...
their computer skills are getting better too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKg2ZzPKl2M
What a ding dong.
Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/tomska
Enter promo code TOMSKA for 85% off and 3 months extra for free!
Featuring and Co-Written by Matt Ley (@Thelaserbearguy) / (http://twitter.com/thelaserbearguy)
Co-Written, Produced, and Directed by Thomas 'T...
I gotta say guys I’ve been in a rough patch lately but every morning I come here and drink my coffee and read your memes and they just boost my day 🙂 thank you all for your humor and sharing it 🖖
@rustic jacinth looked at your temp and thought" 34, wow that's hot." but then realized you must be an American. 🤪
Yup lol the only country that hasn’t accepted that metric is the one true way
no swearing allowed, especially in meme form, bold @rustic jacinth !!
? @static meteor
your weather picture from 2 hours ago
Oh lol my bad it didn’t even occur to me
@willow sierra
dont make me reach through your screen and spank ya 😉
That was a legit SS not a meme tho technically Captain . Although a good spanking maybe warranted as a punishment for such an offense
XD
assume the position so!
I’ll wait in the brig for my punishment.
Good lord where is this ^^ conversation going! My poor eyeballs! 😜😜
dont make me reach through your screen and spank ya 😉
@static meteor 👀
👀
🤣🤣 I near spit my coffee out...and I never waste coffee!
Sacrilege!! 😂
He was a randy bugger
Major player...
Here is a new mobile game for everyone .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRMpNA86e8Q
This video tutorial will explain how to mod your Porsche 911 or other car to run Doom in just three easy steps. No engineering experience is required, it only takes a couple minutes, and this works for many different cars built in the last couple years.
Demoed with Doom and D...
yeah. That should be Bambi's mother on ice.
Captains log day 358
They like roast rabbit too?
Ok, I now know what I want! I want chocolate rabbits covered with white cotton candy! YES!
Nom nom nom
@compact root bunny? they're no ordinary bunnies. They're the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on! They rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! They got huge, sharp..........they can leap about........look at the bones!
In communist Russia...
Or Portland
This is the way
PLEASE...
Yeah true
😱
Got stuck in a shitty situation 😄
Appears Mudd doesn’t know the difference between a hull and a hole
....or is it correct? Unrelated, heres a picture of Emu and Rod Hull 😉😉
i am now scared for life......
Doctor Who and his companion?
Captains log day 359
If STFC tied in with a pizza store for promotions, we'd totally have "Discovery Pizza", which is just a regular pizza, but with mycelium instead of mushrooms.
@ancient basin Loved that guy. He’d crack me up. Even funnier when you realize it’s a guy fighting himself.
Fighting himself @main cove? I've no idea what your talking about. Its a real emu! 😉😂
Oh, yeah...right. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!)
I can’t wait for the server....
Force Captain Kirk to relive a memorable Star Trek scene over and over again. Enjoy the power of Plato's stepchildren and see how many slaps you can land on the captain's face. Swipe left and right with the will of gods to control Jim's right hand
No cat-shaming!
Hey, a sales a sale
@olive creek
Some folks are born, made to wear the flag
In the jungle, the mighty jungle... Lock your doors 🦄
That look on her face ...!!
Just blu.dy amazing talent....❤️❤️
Have you ever heard a voice that you really didn't expect to hear? Here are six of the most UNEXPECTED DEEP voices in The Blind Auditions of The Voice.
🔻WATCH THE FULL PERFORMANCES:
- Chezelle SHahadat sings 'The Sound of Silence' (The Voice South Africa):
https://youtu.be/...
Captains log day 360
we will miss your logs @compact root
Now, due to the well-established time-travel instances within the ST canon, I look forward to log 361 of 360 tomorrow!
it just won't be the same without the Captain's log
well there is 365 days in a year so could Havana do at least 5 more days?
No. They were intended to mark my journey of getting a free D'vor.
Although I got 3 at this point, I had to finish it up as I intended
Thank you for reading and following me on this rambling journey
❤️
What about for getting a Discovery? Or whatever the next ship is going to be... 😄
day 1 out of 360,000 on my way to a free tribune
all in favor of @compact root next journey say aye!
Aye!
I don't blame you at all! Who's volunteering for the next year?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
it's kinda sad to know that this has ended 😕 But, congrats for writing what no other account has written before. 🖖 👍
@compact root Hate to break it to you but 2020 is a leap year. 366 logs this year...
LoL.
Oh snap. 😳
good to know ~from a business owner
It’s very true
Especially if the ad volume is cranked up to 200% louder than the original video's volume.
What sort of a person poops on a snake?!
There's a reason i look in the toilet before I sit down
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344862396877373440/753891214473822269/image0.png
@thin stream Scopely recommends putting down the phone to check for wildlife before engaging warp drive
we will miss your logs @compact root
@sterile nest he has to do more it was ordered after he did 2 logs of the same number
Maybe the snake was just pissed the little snake hanging above it didn't want to mate back, and it got upset being ignored?
I just get my butler to check and remove any snakes for me beforehand 😬
BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP!! 😐
Lmao
@compact root @kindred minnow
kyber crystals are organic, so i dont think thatd work, can also consider the fact that the cube could be blown up before it could send info to the hive
du, the cube alerts the hive about a new ship/ tec
The '90's called......they want you back.
Geoffrey is still the coolest character there
rip Uncle Phil
No masks and grouped together. I’m singing “bad boys” now
WATCH the new animatic #Endgame parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3UZUSoQlm4
This is just a for-fun #parody because I love the You're Welcome song from Moana, I love me some #StarWars too.
For those of you folks wishing to buy this song. I can't sell it y'all due to Dis...
This is the official song now.
No discussion
🤣
Awsome
@compact root the song was funny, but I was also laughing at how the shortened URL started 😂
even klingons fear the colored blocks
Say his name three times and maybe he'll go away. See our videos a month earlier at http://www.collegehumor.com and follow us on http://www.facebook.com/CollegeHumor
Put on your best striped suit and enter the world of director Tim Burton - it's Honest Trailers for Every Tim Burton Movie!
Watch the Honest Trailers Commentary for the writers review of the movie plus deleted jokes from the Honest Trailer! - https://youtu.be/T658KkK5nmo
Hon...
@compact root I like this but hesitant to share because of "porn" in the embed link 🤣
@compact root was that Polar Express turned into Initial D? 😅
Yes, I think it is a loop. @woeful lantern
That was 40 seconds of my life that I will never get back
this is basically me and my 3 siblings
@sterile nest me and my 3 brothers are the other way round.
87654321, or 8888888666664442 ?
That doesnt work
For that to work the password would have to be 77777777555555333311
Dudes, it's one 2, three 4s, five 6s, and seven 8s.
Well, I was going backward directly from what was stated, not re-working the issue using the new base set ...
the answer is "no solution" password "no solutio" or "nosolution"
Someone check my work
@compact root
nope, it's 31415926535
first 10 digits of pi
Here's a video of someone breaking it down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1575oHNYRo
A calculus problem went viral! Some major websites are reporting that students at a university in China had to solve this for the WiFi password in a dining hall. This is actually a pretty fun calculus problem. Watch the video for its solution!
Sources
http://tech.ifeng.com/a/...
I see where I went wrong, and I also accidently mixed up a few of the positives and negatives
I’m copying the answer just like in college!
Earth: 2020; Season 8 Editor’s Cut
lol, rene is gone, twenty one is now vicky which will be dissipating in the next few days, teddy is gonna go out to sea, paulette will be dissipating in a few days, only storm on that list that will impace land is sally which has been stalling off the coast of the us (like 50 miles) for over a day, which gives ample time for storm surge to pile up
saw this above by @kindred minnow, just wanted to say, "Thanks for sending the girls my way!!"
Still a gold digger @ that age, shame on her...
Hell no... she knows what she wants! Kudos to her!
That's why she's still SINGLE. Umm hmm.
She sucked the last 3 dry, and is collecting Hummels with their life insurance
She's looking for #4!
Now THAT is some funny ish right there! 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
@sand gate keep it clean please
Dang it that was funny
There was a dirty pic in there?? confused
there was swear words in the first pic
And the pic from Rollie doesn't?
so it does, thanks for spotting
I can repost the one without the swear word?
i didn't see much wrong with that 🤷
BINGO!
Unfortunately they’ll chalk it up to be because of the virus (which is partly it) and not because it was totally different from the original. Mulan is best Disney movie and they butchered it 😭
@crimson mist don't forget the multifaceted boycott
I left that part out due to not wanting to invite politics
Console =games that don't require $10000 to get past one level
blow his mind, show him how consoles work
I would gladly drop $1000 to buy a switch and play botw that is a example of quality
And it's probably only like $400 for those 2 things
Scoply is doing a good job giving you the Star Trek experience
They are showing you what it’s like to be a Ferengi irl
Rule of acquisition 765: mobile games are good for profit
$copely should have STFC available on PS Store so everyone can watch green, blue, red and purple arrows flying around in space in stunning 4k
they are nice looking arrows
Ok, I’m gonna say what everyone is thinking. The memes channel has gone to crap since Havana’s daily logs have stopped. I blame @viral apex mostly because I can blame panic. I also blame Batman. Not the mod, but Bruce Wayne. He could have easily paid Havana to write more. Ok, the Batman mod too cause he is too picky.
I do miss those Daily Logs. They were one of the few reasons I didn’t uninstall Discord back when I quit playing STFC altogether (due to various reasons, of course; please reference the above 4 billion memes for said reasons). Everyone here has been fantastic, though - that much should be said. Thank all of you for the continued grins.
I pretty much have to use discord for everything, cod, eve, stfc are the main ones, also have a few for other activities outside of gaming
There’s probably 5-6 games I’ve quit but I’m still in the discord servers cuz... memes.
Maybe 2020 was just the annoying side quest and 2021 will be the boss level...
I'm placing a bet on supervolcano for 2021
Clearly the males who are making that policy decision never saw a 80's college movie with a sorority ...
Or maybe that's exactly where they came up with that idea 😂
🤔 if you want to start a colony, this is not the right approach to this project
😮
so instead they will have a ship full of PMS'ing unsatisfied woman 🤣
Like women need men to be satisfied 😆 😆 😆
Yep... the daily captains log is sorely missed
I miss it too
@compact root That's Cthulhu's sperm. He really enjoys Australia, if you know what I mean...
@sand gate exactly the picture what I remembered when I looked at the previous one
I love that pic, because I remember thinking "wtf" before realizing there was in fact a second girl ...
I personally like pale girls. A lot better than fake tan
here they come
the deeply colored lingerie looks better on us too!
@sand gate need to see prove
Your lack of belief is your problem, not mine 😄 I know what I look like in it!
I live in a place where 90% of the girls wear fake tan and 95% of those wear far to much. My brothe took offence when I said one of his GFs looks like her dad had relations with a wotsit
How i see today's anamoly events, BSG "33" https://gfycat.com/hauntingleafygermanshepherd
Exactly what I thought of too
Reset the clock!
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming........
Next movement : Karen lives matter #NoMasksAllowed
They have big natural armor, especially big in video games.
WMD's. Weapons of Mass Distraction. Some of us may have WMDDD's, or even WME/F/G's. Though, frankly, anything over a D/DD and that chainmail bikini better be a sports model, or we concuss ourselves.
@digital parcel you could even say it was a...
Disco inferno. 😆
I'll see myself out
Forget about enterprise! to go where no station has gone before!
Nice!
@crimson berry if that ever works, you better come tell us about that!
Holodeck controls are not responding
White socks? Really? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If white socks were good enough for Michael Jackson, they are good enough for me! 😂
Not many people can pull off mid thigh pump boots, but spidey can!
He's FAAAABulous!
Mel Brooks FTW!
Device has crashed
Definitely a fairytale 🤣😆🤣😆
A boy can dream..........🤣
This is my keyboard
My Cherry Keyboard is 17 years old, still working.
@sharp nest I thought that Jeff Bezos wanted to be Lex Luthor, as a kid.
@sand gate that’s a carpal tunnel keyboard. Don’t do the surgery, it never works! Not really any joke here
I love that keyboard. I've had it for years
Watch out havana if you test too much you might inadvertently write another log.
Havana's log day who cares at this point.
Yesterday I did a home covid test I found on the Internet. It seemed simple at first, step 1 open a bottle of wine, step 2 drink bottle of wine. I woke up this morning with my pants gone and no idea where in the galaxy I left my base. I do remember some feringi women talking to me about some business idea though........
Looking like that, it can call itself whatever it likes. I'll respect it's decision
I’ll call it ‘Morning’
Sure it was a female Ferengi and no Underpant Gnome?
It's a Lorax. For the win!
Don't forget the toast sandwich
Dog name. Salacious B. Crumb
@compact root thanks for the motivation! My first, and probably only, D’Vor from only opening 30 day chests. Parts courtesy of special borg systems.
How long does it take to get 2 doors from the 30 day chest?
@ember shard Gz - make sure you level that ship up
It’s in aug space with xp crew atm 🤣
Pretty fast to almost T5 out the box 🙂
I had a few visits to lat borg systems
I only built it to have one tbh. I agreed with Rev when it first came out. I wasn’t going to buy it.
360 days later.... taa daa!
Don’t get this one ¯_(ツ)_/¯
It’s a tap. On your screen.
Congratulations @ember shard ❤️❤️❤️
One is glad to be of service❤️❤️❤️
😍👍😂
dont' give them caws to give you trouble
Anyone else notice that MICHAEL BURNHAM..... looks like a WOMAN?
@gritty warren Sure would... beak caws it would mean u got lag....🤣
@eager pilot Did you saw the Discovery episode? 🤔
Have you never heard of A Boy Named Sue ??
Or Leslie, or Shannon, or Tracie, or Courtney ...
They went hard after those woke points.
Michael is a Woman at the Discovery, so why discussing 🤷♀️
Guys clearly a troll dont respond
@compact root "is THAT what you're wearing, Jake from State Farm?!"
@sand gate 🤣🤣
I think we should have a way of tracking how long it would take to get 2 d’vors from the 30 day box. A progress bar... somehow we need to know!
But something amusing at the same time...
Ideas?
Could try one of these
But something amusing at the same time...
@woven pecan more of @compact root logs or maybe even @viral apex logs?