#๐ฅ-memes-no-talking
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The perfect shirt doesn't exi...
I drink people, I hate things, and I know coffee.
thats just a filter blocking out a hot spot so they can focus on their shot
And you were a black suit to work right? J/k
That looks like my tv. Lol
Just did that last week!
so it does work? ๐คฃ
like the old RCA to analog to uhf with no way to get a digital channel 3 or 4 to make the modulator work
it all connects up but the quality is random if does work
This is a UDP Joke. And I donโt care if you get it.
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Please let that be Chinese hot mustard....
You could go a couple other routes with that. Perhaps something super spicy, or just mayo mixed with liquid smoke.
A friend of mine did that with the donut holes. His wife worked at Dunkin and got him a box without fillings and he alternated ketchup and mustard
Iโd go for a laxative
Never seen that movie! ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
My mom did something like that in the AIR FORCE, a guy kept stealing her sandwich, but when she went to her CO he told her to deal with it on her own. So when telling him to stop didn't work she made a sandwich with chocolate laxatives, hot sauce, other stuff.
You'd think he'd take a bite and go "This tastes vile/gross!" but no he ATE THE WHOLE THING and it came out both ends.
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When my mom's CO was about to chew her out, she said 1 he should have tasted that but kept going 2 you told me to handle as order, she she didn't get in trouble and the guy never touched her food again.
Atta girl!
Seems legit
I'm about 15ft from my router, and that'll still happen
You could be plugged in to Mr Verizon's butt and still have, er, crappy reception with this game.
We can plug into butts? Do you have to buy a pack for that??!!??
Yeah it's called prime plugs
Prime pegging
If 2020 were an alcoholic beverage... Wait, was MD a secret warning from time travelers all along?
(It always was)
correct
Its 6 glasses of wine to make the bookshelf
I was wondering why it wasnt working ๐
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http://www.facebook.com/theunipiper
Official Unipiper Store - get t-shirts and more!!!! http://www.unipiper.com/shop
i just have the red alert klaxon sounding through my head @steady jolt ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
enterprise D is my favorite klaxon by the way lol
No itโs just a feature
You're a feature.
Why thank you blushes
No problem.
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lets start the planning now
if we book a hotel floor in enough advance time we can get it super cheap
It's been a few weeks, maybe even a month or such since the last time that was posted
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Now do that 780 times
@stoic vigil
@steady jolt yeah donโt mess with Borg Tribbles on Warbirds ๐
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give us 9 more days of data mining ๐
Donโt run. Realta bomb the 10mil in trit it cost to repair will cost him more then your 1 lat and you will keep him busy.
@willow sierra probably just enough of political.
@main sphinx not just political but distasteful as well.
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I liked that song ๐
Not the Season 2 version though surely?!
I liked the 1st guy who sang it.
This guy sounds like the illegitimate child of HANNIBAL LECTOR when he breathes through his mouth while singing.
You can hear him doing a weird inhale at several lines in it.
But just my opinion, if you like it, ok.
They get sent home. Donโt need that kind of negativity in my life
Iโd watch it...
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@wide heath The ONLY way a steak should be prepared and consumed! ๐
So rare it still moos ๐
@tawny kayak That's the best way! Wipe its butt, de-horn it and put it on my plate! ๐คค๐ด
@compact root I guess you enjoy the worms tickling your rectum.
It's called gagh
@compact root that steak has the perfect light tan. Me hungry
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When the person has to try to fail that bad.
Can replace cancer with good vision as well
Am I late for the CIVIL WAR reenactment?
When you party too hard.
So true.
When you aren't listening but trying to look like ya are.
A Pogo remix of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Details below.
Temba, his arms wide! In Tamarian this signifies the giving of a gift, first heard in the excellent episode Darmok. Data & Picard is my tribute to one of the greatest TV series of all time. It is an original track...
It's weird but somehow pretty funny.
I really like that Pogo guy since years.
Nice
I bet the covid in his body threw off his center of gravity because it wasnโt evenly distributed.
@sharp nest Haha!...now that's a truely scientific explanation, if there ever was one!
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@sharp nest he sneezed while walking on the edge and lost balance ๐
Nice YouTube meme
@sand gate please scroll up 4 posts
Dammit. Apologies
don't worry, it's sadly common
Doesn't happen soo close that often, I just delete anything if I notice that someone else already posted it
I don't see delete as an option on my phone or I would
well, it won't be for this discord, but I think I will code something that monitors it
duplicate image post checker
Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of angry men
A Sith would never willingly die.
Have you seen the galaxy chat channel? They have not dissolved lol
@crimson mist no one who is strong with the for e, dark or light side, ever truly dies
Iโm pretty sure there being a sith force ghost is not canon
Canonย Star Warsย comic seriesย Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sithย by Charles Soule explores this concept. Heretic Sith Momin repeatedly possesses Imperial personnel and Mustafar inhabitants with his mask while retaining his full mental abilities, will and Force power. Darth Vader tries to use Momin to open a portal to the afterlife, hoping to bring Padmรฉ back. Momin is able to succeed in the endeavor.
However, Momin was a rare beast even among the Sith, and he was aย hereticย for a reason. He understood the Force like a Jedi, as something that one submits to, although coupled with a much more sinister vision. Mominโs inner balance might be why he succeeded in connecting with the realm of the dead: he was not afraid of letting himself go to offer his โcreationsโ to the Force.
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What if the cake is a lie and itโs actually lasagna?...
@modern meadow But what if the lasagna IS a cake? ๐ค๐ค
Coco Krispies for the "meat" filling?
@trail holly Sure looks that way!
It looks really good....could pass for real lasagna.
What if the lasagna is a pizza cake?
Just so we are clear...... that makes a hotdog a taco
Obi-Wan looks weird now...
Those night vision goggles are going to have a problem though...
HK-47 approves of this!
Captains log day 322
That cop isn't a man of culture
Genius
venomancer
#Downtime:
Do keep a lookout for people wandering aimlessly for the next 2...no 1.5 hrs.
They could be your alliance mates.
Maximizing raiding, minimizing bugs.
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@compact root the Tribble nation share your feelings about replicators. They are devotional objects for us. They can give us nom, and they can take away our nom.
Btw, Havana, what happened to all your tribbles ?
@visual hemlock all relocated to Kronos. Klingons relocated themselves everywhere when tribble nation attacked ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
Well, in the other hand, it should help with younger audiences if you trim the pics. Just saying...
Expecto Patronum
The struggle is real! ๐ด
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I miss red alert and generals ....
Fo sho....fo sho.
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You barely missed it
Nope, I still see it
@cunning bobcat Never! ๐
Pinthumping
"I played this game and made a ton of money"
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youโd be surprised by how many ppl do ๐
must have been trump voters ๐
@compact root lol indeed
They're here already, just waiting...
Beteigeuze going Supernova when?
It's sunk in already
Wow
Tried to post a picture of a Sphinx Cat (hairless cat) looking into a pot with chicken legs in it like it was family...and all I got was this! This world is getting so touchy sooner than later I won't be able to make fun of myself without someone getting offended! ๐๐
๐ well bite, damn and nah are censored in STFC donโt know why๐คทโโ๏ธ
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better? ๐
Much
Thank you! Naturally I'll have to check if it is safe to use by tasting it.
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Sorry. No posts containing swear words. We have members that are not suitable for that content.
ah srry didnโt think about that
Iโs call that a throat sanitizer
Perfect way to kill any viruses hanging out in my throat
Also a very good preventive medicinal treatment
@compact root just this one is alright right?
Yup
no posts containing swear words, we have members of our murdering thieving game that might be offended by inappropriate language. rolls eyes.
@cunning bobcat they also censor the name of a separatist system in Rom space... The same name that they themselves picked out ๐คฃ
I take heavy offense to the word constina it needs to be removed entirely from game same as pawn status for augments
stack them in a cylinder the size of the bottles cap hole with a ram on one end
then ram them into the bottle and you can make any record you want
Have you seen Beirut recently? They win...
@stoic vigil I'm still trying to figure out what that word means ๐
It's maybe a little soon to make jokes about hundreds of people dying in a massive accident. One of my alliance members has injured family and another friend in the same server had his apartment demolished.
Lmao
Behold...the "Glory Lisa"!
In itโs original Klingon
Any time we're impressed by what non-human animals do, it's simply because we previously underestimated their intelligence.
But apparently, Dogs are sore losers when playing Connect-4.
[Video: 25 sec]
https://t.co/Wl4Os47Wyg
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https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1292281946777833477?s=09
@fading panther Nice! ๐๐๐ป
Any time we're impressed by what non-human animals do, it's simply because we previously underestimated their intelligence.
But apparently, Dogs are sore losers when playing Connect-4.
[Video: 25 sec]
https://t.co/Wl4Os47Wyg
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Was that directed at me Vitamin? If so, then my apologies, I didn't know this norm of the channel. Will not quote msgs henceforth ๐
nah, just try to avoid reposting the same url with that, coz it produces the embed again
if you wrap the url between <>. it won't do that
I don't care what the National Park Service says! If it comes down to it, I will Spartan kick you into the path of that bear so fast you won't even know I did it! You'll think you fell or tripped on your own! ๐๐
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dew it!
Heck, he didnโt even cover half of the black adder seasons
So true, unfortunate, but true
I know not every school is back, but they are in Scotland
Europe right now.
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I picked up a hitchhiker last night and he seemed genuinely surprised that I did. He thanked me for the ride then asked, "But why would you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I replied, "Because the chances of there being 2 serial killers in one car was astronomical!"
What I don't get was why he was even looking for a ride in the first place! He said his stop was only 25 feet up the road! ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ช
She looks disappointed ๐คฃ
I know right ๐ญ๐ญ
That's Big Data Plan there..
[The above is a Non-lethal Pun approved by the Geneva Convention]
Ah, I see what I did there. Misread it. Sorry ๐๐
A min!!!
Those dialogs are hrs!
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door.
Heโs standing right behind you.
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well let's hope it ends at December...
It's going to go into next year, lol
And the year after that.
Let's hope world won't stay in quarantine that long
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Awww the group party picture was removed
Yea... That's an instant ban
thank you
perma one on top of that.. For anything political
I ain't taking sides on anything but any political and especially one tied into slander is a no-go
I like how panic is speaking in the meme channel? ๐. Does that mean Panic is a meme? ๐ณ
No, Panic is THE meme
I found it humorous
I mean, this is Panic's discord, basically, so he can speak wherever he likes.
At least, that's what he keeps telling me... ๐ค
Apparently my understanding of history also got considered a โpoliticalโ meme and was pulled - on Canada day no less - so much for historical fact...
I studied history through mario lost in time and crono trigger
which reminds me do you have time to talk about our lord and savior lavos?
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the people who turn off pattern buffers on transporters
Oh there are still people who refuse to wear seat belts and think they're infringing on their freedoms
let them feel the freedom of their face through the windshield
neither they would be better suited with a tuba for their short fins
Darwin losses so much these days...
Bugle. On the top. Fins can't operate the valves...
Sousaphone wraps around so calves would be on bottom and has a mouthpiece extension.
I ain't taking sides on anything but any political and especially one tied into slander is a no-go
@viral apex
Yuno
That was weird
I'd like to unsee that
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@compact root I count this as the same days log so you've missed a day. You need to do an extra one
@kindred minnow you count wrong. Same tag diferent logs ๐๐๐
Different logs for the same day it says captains log day ... doesnt say log number ... could do 3 logs in 1 day and still count as 1 days log
I think we need @viral apex and @uncut osprey to judge if its 2 logs on 1 day so an extra log is needed or if counts as 2 separate logs so no extra needed @compact root
I vote we make @compact root do all this for an extra year for such a serious mistake
@compact root, count is messed up. DO OVER! Day 1 is tomorrow and you need to eat a can of anchovies!
quark is dead...
the bathroom scale is actually giving me good news..........
If I owned bathroom scales they would definitely be of Satan ๐ฟ
I own one of those wall scales that gives me the weight of the hot.
quark is dead...
@cosmic hamlet
Nope. Armin Shimerman is alive, Aron Eisenberg aka Ensign Nog passed away.
@woven pecan Anchovies don't come in cans. They come on pizzas. What planet are you from?
My anchovies are caught off of the California coast. They are AmeriCANs, yours must be AmeriCANTs! Or Peruvian.
Yes! Peruvian mountain anchovies. ๐
Sometimes you go with the joke you have rather then the joke that is funny
@wraith quarry @woven pecan https://youtu.be/2ThIYB4RxB4
Remember the 'Now That We're Men' song from the 2004 movie, " The Spongebob Movie"?
Help us caption & translate this video!
Lol
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Is that Ubers plan to enter the self-driving arena?
Heโs a better driver than my wife
Definitely better than my kids
Maybe they just know something we don't...
@compact root any news on the vote from panic and gala about you doing an extra day for double logging on the same day?
unanimously voted he will do 5 extra years of hard logs
without parole.
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you make do with what you got!
Dont knock it till you've tried it
Mongolia tried to take over japan with their navy
They had the biggest navy in the world
Time to shine people! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
About right
Iโm sorry I watched it
I ignored all of the warnings.
- The guy apologizing to me.
- The tik tok logo
I dont get it.
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Google ben Shapiro p-word for context on above
love that scene
Shapiro basically admitted that he's never given his wife a wap
Why do the flowers smell like my wife??
Because your wife is secretly a flower. Donโt let the plants take over the world.
Pamela isley?
@languid condor thought that was a moose
standing next to a 10,000 year old grand tree
otherwise never seen a moose that small even at birth
they have it or don't so people know when they roll up
McDs is taking a page from Krispy Kreme and trying in trying to corner the ham biscuit market
pls cat
Whats is the name of that song?
rhythm of the night
no its rebook nike
Not that one. The song used for the animal meme below that one
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@sand gate you got me good! at first I thought that meme was too tall, but its actual size so no one can read it
Funny Pre-Flight
@willow sierra you gotta zoom in to see the sea flapflap!
@fossil elbow He does do stand up. Just gotta look for him when he does it.
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I 100% agree with you diabolically
NOT YET
This seemed better in my head.
Second Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAqkJyCDSB3Nr_WMnX5M-zg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ash_Platt1
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House Hunters: Video Game Edition
Wrong place for this guys
Fair enough. Apologies.
Don't be koi, you goose
Scopely programmers trying to initiate the next update smoothly!
Even tesla couldnt avoid the fate
Well ainโt that graphic programming
Scopley programmers
Floor fog!
Preemptive fire suppression
@viscid apex Every time I see that kid I wonder if Tom Brady's wife knows he has an illegitimate kid out there!
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@compact root Today itโs about working time, money for work and materials and efficiency. Ancient builders started their education much earlier in life and it needs about an decade to become a master
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Also the roads had foot traffic not multi ton vehicles vibrating down the road.
A Roman legion was a multiton vehicle of sorts
mrrroooow mreow mreeeeoooww
beats 3 shell method
For fuzzy
Milk and burgers delivered right to your door...sorta! ๐
He is just getting an earlier start in the supply chain...
when the cows get revenge and tip you back
Now I want a milkshake
@main cove Ha.๐
Now I want a burger
Here you go ๐
Ty
That would've be an amazing crossover episode
Song By Dana Lyons
Animation by Bjorn-Mange Stuestol
All credit to them, links to their sites at the end
Uzi time
The uwuzi ๐ณ
Unacceptable
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@umbral pelican fake!! Crazy hair not crazy ridges!! ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐
No Scopely dev ever
That gave me an adrenaline rush
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Just imagined falling right then and there
Whereโs the Device to use with the exit ? Lmao
I ate meatballs and spaghetti for the glory of the empire!
I cleaned my house after my kids trashed it all day for the glory of the Empire
I took a nap for the glory of the empire!
I updated a visio diagram for the glory of the empire!
I read a meme that told me that I should write this for the glory of the empire.
smoked a fatty for the glory of the empire
I drank 3 pints of Guinness and ordered a kebab for the glory of the empire
And I'm suddenly jealous of @stoic vigil
I had an eye exam for the glory of the Empire!
dang it!
took a ๐ฉ for the glory of the empire!
Copied a meme for the glory of The Empire!
Gave Glory to the Empire for the Glory of the Empire!
Doctor? Is that you?
is that professor farnsworth's riflescope?
@sand gate as amusing as it is I'll have to delete for language. Please feel free to alter and repost ๐
I see you also messed with the glue ... ๐ ๐ ๐
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Is it the day you signed up for a year of logs? @compact root
the day he discovered maple smoked bacon
@willow sierra ๐๐คฃ would've jettisoned the entire detention block into space
would have been more convincing without the poor 3 shreds in front
Can confirm
It's even worse cos they never specify US or imperial udders.
not to mention you have different size sticks based on the state you are in
and which type of feather baby...
Don't even start on thimble sizes...
Nah it looks too natural to be part of the Kardashaian's
Could be gmo...
Maybe Dolly Parton's?
Thatโs a picture from lord of the rings. Itโs Treeballs.
Donโt challenge it! They just discovered the closest asteroid to earth!
need to bury some knives with fake blood on them too
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@compact root you over paid. Multiple personalities you could have 20 or 30 different personalities
I know. But I want to think that at least half of them are nice people ๐๐๐คฃ๐
Maybe you are the one who isn't nice?? ๐คฃ
When you cough, sneeze or clear your throat in 2020 even with a mask on! ๐ฌ๐ฌ
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How they show the pizza in adverts
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@warped valve don't confuse facts and opinions
an annoying classmate of mine described in a meme
THANK YOOOUUUU!!!
Both memes are incorrect, itโs clearly a g. Fools!
It looks as though itโs infinity about to form
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@willow sierra do not post memes that violate tos #509679626763632642
@willow sierra fake news. No one buys just three tamales.
And now you have me craving tamales. The good news? I'm in Houston, so lots of tamales. The bad news? I'm in Houston, so lots of covid. ๐
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The bad news. You're in Houston.
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@compact root Why do you need a reason? ๐ I think you got it wrong from the start, that's why you're a bit confused๐
@fossil elbow wasnt Princess Leia a female lead before voyager?
Janeway was the protagonist of Voyager, Leia was one of the main three but I would consider Luke the protagonist of the OT.
Ellen Ripley?
@kindred minnow They may have meant series.
It is a series if you count all 4 films
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Better than from Michael Bay...
Ah that one is easy, explosion, explosion, explosion, good guys win.
Yes
There are no conditions under which it's cool to be the back of the horse/zebra/giraffe/camel/other animal
You are assuming that the person in the front isnโt hawt. Or naked.
I stand by my statement
Shouldn't you be PaulA, then and not PaulF, mentat?
NEEDS CAPTION
"The calm before the storm"
"I swear I didn't eat any of it...it was Scopely!"
me when i think i'm stealthily sneaking on my gf for booty slap
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uhmmm ๐ค๐ค๐ค
But then no one shows up to those seats and the people move together anyways when the movie starts and see the seat vacant. Sounds like he lost.
Little did he know though he was just making sure everyone social distanced ๐
So he made sure the theater was half empty and social distancing. Sounds like more of a hero.
@compact root
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@red violet Me and reading don't go well together ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Uranium, plutonium... It's all the same... It all goes BOOM ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ

Me looking at my kids when they're pushing my buttons! ๐๐
Donโt worry guys I was strong enough. More like my alliance carried me.
Iโm looking for the humor and not finding it
Wish I had downloaded that picture of a radar with the text "attempting to find the funny"
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Baby shark dodododo
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I have been singing baby shark for years. Why did it work this time?
it took a while to prepare
it didn't work until someone dressed up as a shark and did the dance in the proper rhythm while singing it at the proper BPM
Yeah. Iโm not the best singer and was definitely out of tune. My voice didnโt resonate with the demonic entities
Russian elections I believe are five years.
That sounds like uncle ruckus...
This way they can track you and your mother
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@sharp nest careful with that, if you put it on Facebook, then someone's grandma might think it's legit ๐
Hell, could become the basis for a national party's election plan ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
Dude, you guys don't have tech in your mask??
That's Kirk... gotta hump 'em all
Big news.. Apple now Supports Windows.
Because a gem like this can't just disappear.
This is what HD was meant for.
My reaction to the all crew news.
they musta used the blood of a hydra to write the code or somethin
Again...? WHAT DO YOU KNOW WE DON'T???
@sand gate
Back to the Morgue, starring whoever that was...
When you put Pan on your realta for the first time
Nyoom
Fillion. Fillion everywhere.
@steady jolt that works on two levels, because he also does a self hull breach ๐
Oh yeah, forgot about that! ๐
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@rustic jacinth Gabriel Bell has entered the chat.
Planning 100
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Posted here because it has to be a piss take
The STARBASE is "really" worth it.
Real thought.
To the guy who thinks he was smart making it worth that much.
Me when you see someone you hate, but the job makes ya talk to them.
AFTER?? This is me now! ๐ฌ
Very accurate definition
Oh yes I can, I'll just blind myself
Nothing wrong with the ship image. Its the Fleet heading to vulcan
gonna steal that mp4
Thatโs so hilarious ๐ reminds me of the old Pokรฉmon games
I'm in a discord that posts those all the times
Scopleys meeting room