#🔥-memes-no-talking
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😉😂
lol
all I see is a floor and some socks
What happened in Minneapolis?
Race riots
And it’s the same in multiple places but a black guy died and people are blaming a police officer who was probably using too much force.
There are riots where I live and looting. It’s a little crazy
Its an excuse to act crazy and the trend will increase
The 2 guys worked together and everyone agrees that the cop committed murder. The riots are pointless. What are they protesting?
My 2 cents
Captains log day 257
cool thing about this that the dog jumps off the board when he finished
I was going to save this for when the bonus refinery comes tomorrow, but I'll use it now in anticipation...
@pseudo light More like this kind of romantic
🤔
Captains log day 258
Nice
@kindred minnow
It was posted in wrong channel. So here it is, moved.
@kindred minnow @modern meadow its because mythologically, the unicorn is the natural predator of the lion (national animal for England 😉) 🏴🦄💪
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Captains log day 259
A huge thanks to @cosmic hamlet for ideas on log 257
And a huge thanks to @maiden geyser for ideas on log 259
@compact root
@compact root I think they would enjoy it and make it one of their pain rituals.
Forbidden images
Yeah, they had a lot of trouble putting me in that basket... 🤣 I wasn't cooperative 🤣🤣
I wasn't proud of that role...
🤣
They didn't give me any coffee...
But the girl was nice tho
🤣
Hey! I'm taking that meme personally. 🤣
Uuuh, what about: Nope
he's better off asking Q
Yeah
Perhaps today is a good day to die
Welcome to the twilight zone
I want to cancel my Netflix subscription and my access to black mirror season 6
Star trek though
Interesting news
@pseudo light that's how most good porn starts
👌
Blast them out of the sky
@granite verge check out yellow stone and the forecast for the tropical system in the gulf of Mexico
Since it's 2020 thatll change
Captains log day 261
That's a lot of different types of weather balloons
😂😂
I understood
That's a little close to the bone as well @compact root 😉
But I must, it is my duty 😢
@boreal scroll Loved the POTC meme 😂
150 sharsa away...he reduces moral 10% and increases frustration 140 %
Joke of the day.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
Captains log day 262
crys in hawkeye
Captains log day 263
@compact root twister is for couples not enemys mate there are hidden rules they couldnt print due to censorship
Not at all twister is the name of the new positions you can try
Yep, it's all about the positions. 😜
hah that feels like a meme format waiting to happen
Sonya Gomez
OFFICER ABILITY
Hot Chocolate
At the start of each round, Sonya has a 50% chance to apply Burning to the other officers for 1 round.
😂
Dew it!
Yaaassss
@tawny kayak 😂 I'm surprised they didn't have a reference to cake or turntables for D'Jaoki in the game.
How do you make an old lady say F**k? Make another say Bingo
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
you call that a fake your death situation
Language @main sphinx
Captains log day 264
qapla?
And the murder hornets
Seems legit so far!!
@main sphinx I keep looking at the Gorn and laugh each time. It's such a ridiculous pic. 😂
It if you have read the ex Force books.
Happy birthday Luna
This is my Luna
Cornelius murdered Wilson...
Had to go find that planet. It's in Madra, near Midnight.
I think the story could have happened as following: The person tasked with naming planets got really bored. Because he/she/it/tribble was bored, the person did a drinking game against a professional drinker. Of course, said person got drunk rather quickly. Now, as he/she/it/tribble was drunk, the Person did a bet with the professional drinker : If he/she/it/tribble lost the drinking match, he/she/it/tribble would name a planet "Peanut". If the professional drinker lost, he'd go and buy some Peanuts. Of course, the person who has to name planets lost both the drinking game and the bet,so he/she/it/tribble had to name a planet "Peanut".
That's how one could explain how a planet named "peanut" got this name.
I think he was simply thinking of a name, had a burn down and a pack of peanuts in front of him, being almost on the deadline he wanted to quickly finish his job
It is a random set of 6 letters. Like most of the planets. It is just a coincidence that it means something tasty
nope
next planet will be called snoopy
Fun planet name exercise. Look at the system Losti, note the 3 planet names. Type them into Google and see the news story. Remember this game was developed in Dublin 🤣
Captains log day 265
I have the “Kill Havana” mission, but I can’t find you ANYWHERE!
Try the nearest bar 😉
I did! Quite a few times!
I like the star system Flibble. Tribble wanna nibble in Flibble.
Fun planet name exercise. Look at the system Losti, note the 3 planet names. Type them into Google and see the news story. Remember this game was developed in Dublin 🤣
@inland bison Don’t know the Irish meaning, but Resteessen means leftover meal in German.
@steady jolt I think it was named by a girl thinking of her lover of last night 🤣
@compact root I have a great idea for your next mission log! You and Gorkon come up with something, anything, to do with frequency modulators now that my franklin is finished. Please. I’m hoping that Gorkon has a good idea. I’m not holding out much hope from you though. 🙂
Doc I was just listening to some tunes, got no idea how it ended up there!!! Honest Doc!!!
@woven pecan she doesn't even have a Franklin 😂
Havana is a woman?!? I thought he was a Cuban City!!!
😂
Havana is Smoking!!!
Bad for your health!
Especially during Covid
And what have your pets to do in the meme channel? just asking for a friend....
We have #🐇-show-us-your-pets for pets
Fun planet name exercise. Look at the system Losti, note the 3 planet names. Type them into Google and see the news story. Remember this game was developed in Dublin 🤣
@inland bison Oh boy
https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/irish-pair-win-halloween-epic-17206344
You got it 🤣
thats besides the point, there is a tribble trouble channel for that
Ok...have it removed it you want! It won't be but have fun with all that!
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
People get so picky instead of just scrolling on by! And there are no rules that say they HAVE to be in that spot...it is just designated for it so this wouldn't be full of it! 3 I assure you isn't overshadowing the memes! Lighten up! SMH
@steady jolt The inaccuracy of some of their designs is laughable as well! 🤦🏻♂️
Its a single version, no ring 😉
<@&509691205798592532> I removed my pets post as some took exception to it being here! I'm positive me removing it has now quelled all anxiety with those here and made all right with the world! 🤦🏻♂️
The snails are getting a bit aggressive in the garden....
F u 2020, now the snails are gonna kick our butts now too?!?!?!
No one gets the reference properly. So this is to post when people don't get what your RAISINS are.
2020 is their Bruce almighty us set in surely?
Yep
Crotch fruit isn't ripe...must return! 🤣🤣
well ya..............the warp nacelles are pointed sideways, how do they expect to move with equal counter forces on either side
Warp nacelles dont cause a "force" bc space is a vaccumm instead they "fold up space" in front of it and "unfold behind it" causing it to move foward from the position it was in
You can always destroy the house
People fixing the house are just looting the neighbor’s houses
A-freakin’-men to that brother!!!
@snow escarp sorry, language
Captains log day 267
@compact root I'm sorry swarm sunday over mega miner when I want to play the game. Mega miner only comes top when I want to be in RL as can put ships on mines and forget for 2hrs
@sharp nest Well they were occupied by the Germans during WW2, and theire world was all messed up and turned sideways during that time, so it fits
@compact root 🤣🤣🤣 that was even better! 🤣🤣🤣
Or graduated online
@pseudo light Not up here! They had no other plan or resources to figure out how to do that! 🤣
So the next 5 months will also live up to the last 6 2020 has thrown at us! Great! 🤦🏻♂️
lol would it be too much give another suggestion? 🤣
#MOOD
Captains log day 268
Kudos to @maiden geyser for being the loving and dedicated Traitor that he is. Also thanks for the idea 💕💕💕
See? He even made an event out of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
💕💕💕
@compact root just doing my server duty to keep everyone active, it was a fun event and I maxed it fast lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@compact root and he completed all the milestones 😂
well hello 2010
Depends on Level, Research, BB Tier and Level, Crew and so on... here it’s 18secs
have not heard of any below about 7s to drain if you are at the highest level ones you can get to, not that I don't believe you, just the first I've heard of it
$copely
Reminds me of
Ohnononononononononononono
Freedom! 🏴
From underwear!
Let your udder hang freely
Yes they did..... I want to code a game that will make a bunch of $$
Maybe Scopley......sounds like the right spot for me...
Watch the language
How do we watch? Is it a TV show?
Captains log day 269
Is that not how everyone plays the game?
Oh,NOOOOO!!!!! I played it holding my right ear with my left Hand.. .. bye bye game progress 👋 😢
That’s literally how your supposed to play the game. If you don’t play the game like this, then you are not a TRUE stfc player...
Oh god
Lol
@compact root mini fridge of course need it for more beers
Soo many memes with the ps5
@pseudo light That's because it's atrocious! And I'm a Playstation fan! 🤢
I think Xbox has it this year
Yeah 😂
I’m just going to put this out there, the PS5 looks funny, but I like the look.
Or Riker! 🤣
Man Disney is progressive.
They came in so late, all they care about is the $$$
If walt Disney came back he'd be ashamed of what has happened to Disney
Disney is kinda garbage. The only thing I like that is Disney is marvel and they just bought it for money.
Captains log day 270
Either it's used or OBrien was extremely drunk last night in the transporter room
... maybe both?
Cardassian repair crew had a go at it?
@ancient basin Paul for free? Unrealistic. Ringo maybe. But I guess EA would start with a free Yoko.
yeah sadly true. You would only have Ringo unlocked and maybe Yoko Ono 🤦♂️ Scopely would have a £99.99 pack though that has 2 Paul BPs 😂
Only need 100 to unlock him.
That's nothin
😂🤪😭
@pseudo light Wdym...
Worse donation missions, and you're about to see if you're getting a 28 ship, 600k is nothing
I love the 150m trit donations
the 45m dil ones are great too
so refreshing to see that morons do exist in every facet of every corner of life
and scopely loves hiring them
The post office is having a problem
We live in post modern times...
Special Thanks to: Brickyard VFX, Teresa Richards, Brian White, and Laurel Durkan.
That’s a surprising accurate description
Our cover has been blown! 🤣🤣🤣
I'd like her to try that with me. I don't like golf
Now that's a fart!
sics#0222 can get to you via this?
I don’t see it...
...........
Oh, delete that. That’s.........no. I don’t like it. I hate it...that’s messed up man...
It is under the train?
I don't think the train window is supposed to be red...
The deer is splattered across the windshield...
the deer is splatted all over the front
@proud gorge thoughts?
Personally love pepperoni and pineapple...
It’s my absolute favorite
It's not good, but i could eat it if there was nothing else.
Before or after we resort to cannabalism? 🤔
Captains log day 272
Tell them that I will lie for them for just a swag bag
It makes the wine taste musty. Not good
How do I drink from my own skull?
Does it count if you slurp in your snot from a runny nose?
Cobra Chicken!
Hey odb
and the rechargeable ones were the worst
Bro what I just typed something and was grabbing an image to go with :O
And if you had that transparent rechargeable battery pack where you could play even while charging you were just a god amongst very small men.
@stoic vigil This is now 🔥gameboy-battery-pack-debate. Explain yourself.
I had a battery pack as well but it looked different
Had an original Gameboy with a frame light for night gaming and a battery pack
Unlimited gaming on that bad boy
you mere mortals
I had the gameboy to snes
with pro action replay
and played it on a 60" internal projection in surround sound!
wait it was the gameshark
Captains log day 273
Ummmm ☝️🤣☝️
O
It shows that you've changed
🤔
everyone knows the T-Rex uses its tail to wipe its ass
The spiked side.
😂
Pigeon on a chair
I knew it dam mods!
https://media.tenor.com/images/55827d25bb2213d8ef6f8c0abc4901b5/tenor.gif
Why?!?
It's better with no sound
😒
Or just tying the bike to the bed of the truck...
Shatner is a perv
Just classify him in the lines of dave lister.
Women always complain about not having anything to wear. If we lost the clothes altogether that's a problem solved. Be free from constraints
they would just replace clothes with body paints
and they would be marketed like make up and just as expensive
clothes are the better cheaper alternative
Lol
Captains log day 274
Neil Diamond sings “Sweet Caroline” with updated lyric for safety during Covid-19 pandemic. Stay safe out there!
Amen Marine, amen.
I thought bears have 4 legs and no arms...?
I am happy to live in a country where no mentally instable extremist or every bullied school kid can buy a gun in a supermarket. Almost no civilians killed here, last school shooting was decades ago. Last one killed by police is years ago. A lot lesser gang crime. No parents accidentally killed by kids who found their guns. And so on. But this is a murican thing. We have our unlimited speed on Autobahn thing which is also insane.
👎
Mods still haven't taken out
lol yeah I found it and thought time to get banned
I've even butchered animals before for eating, and that was disturbing.
Dang it! I missed it.
You wouldnt want to see it anyway
Yes you would
I can send in pm if you want
You need to be some weird person if you want to see pigs getting burned alive
Tell that to the butchers
Since when they are burning animals ALIVE?
Tell that to the next batch of bacon
🤩😋
No please, that isn't even cooked.
On the topic of burning animals alive.... should we take a moment to recognize LOBSTERS
@ancient basin That’s a Kohlwurst. It belongs into a pot of Sauerkraut or Grünkohl, then it’s very tasty. Try a Mini Wiener as cocktail decoration 😄
The last butcher in the U.K. to stop beating cows to death (it was a real thing) did so in the 1980s. Burning pigs to death seems lazy compared to beating a cow to death. That’s work.
Why would you beat a cow to death. That seems like work. Just use a guillotine
@slender quail I can't unsee that can I get a refund
People believed that when you beat the cow to death it made the meat taste sweeter. It doesn’t, but people believed it for centuries
The meat was supposed to release its poisons into the blood. Stupid
@humble pond Lobsters don't have a cerebral cortex, the area in most all brains responsible for feeling pain. They can sense the change in water temp which is why they may flap their tails etc. but it doesn't hurt them in the slightest, and then they're dead! 🤷🏻♂️
👀
Many ambulances have been called over that sport
@compact root just a joke mate... I’m from the gulf coast so I know a little about sea creatures and how to eat em lol
@humble pond East Coast of Canada here and the ocean is my neighbour! Do my fair share of fishing, eating them and explaining! 😆
When I go fishing I tend to catch the nearest peice of land, or some random sticks
Lol
Who wants to join me in the sex dungeon?
/Pol is interested @willow sierra
Captains log day 275
You never know when the main quest will strike
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Saw viva la dirt league above... i highly recommend watching them... great sketches there
Hi, can someone assign me as diplomat for DUTC alliance
@gray warren wrong discord
Hitler dose not like you
I don't like Hitler either
Yeah I don’t like hitler either
That would be Yoda right?
No that's Rey
Could work as well lol
Lol
Good video editing skills
Awesome
Hey man stop Stealing my name
Captains log day 276
ST:FC
@pseudo light As it's 2020, i bet it's just covered in crude oil. (The black flamingo)
Hope that it doesn't start any riots about racism.
Not a meme, but very funny.
Hmmm
@sour sandal no that's the one that was released to the public. The video camera got the better shots
The rest he kept for himself along with his job
@compact root funny, but removing for language 😢
@woven pecan
@wraith quarry Well...I mean...ANYTHING is possible at this point! 😆😆
Ferengi rule of acquisition 280: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Wait we have a bot that tells us the ROA
Captains log day 277
Dedicated for all that retired from STFC
Politics bad
😘
@unkempt wasp As a german we should get a participation medal.
@stoic vigil nice deep fakes
🍻
Yes we are removing the roads and putting them in museums just for your convenience
Yes
drunk mans ruler, measure once cut quadrice
I looked at the ruler for 3 seconds and now I’m going to have to pretend it doesn’t exist
Captains log day 278
mmmh, radioactive Vegetables
why the last part?!😂
Your butthole obviously hurt if you were buying that much toilet paper
@cunning bobcat Apparently people are suntanning their buttholes now! Don't ask me why? 🤷🏻♂️🤣
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.health.com/mind-body/josh-brolin-sunburn-butt-sunning%3Famp=true
Captains log day 279
@prisma chasm He's ripped! 😂
To the lady at the Costco who had her son on one of those walking leashes, I'm sorry that I asked you if he was a rescue!
The profanity wasn't quite necessary, but thank you for not siccing him on me! 😮
@compact root active mining makes overflow hunting more exciting though
im terribly sorry about that
Captain Canuck.
The bigger question is "when did that baby learn to drive?" 😮
eh who needs teeth anyway
Captains log day 280
UK government announces how social distancing will be enforced in pubs ...
SUBTITLES ADDED!
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That's not social distancing in a British pub...that's Wednesday

Dope
Dope on a rope? It tracks.
I'mma melt those crayons and make an artistic master peice
the smell won't go away 😭
That's your upper lip after you consumed some.
Captains log day 281
Pope on a rope is dope said the... sigh... Pope?
You're right, like I want someone to drive by my house every hour and honk a horn, especially when I'm trying to sleep
In Turkey that is the background noise.. Or was when I was there in the 1970s
Still is in city centers
@compact root We call them „Wollmäuse“ (wool mice). 🐭🐰
There are klingons off the starboard bow! It's worse than that, he's dead Jim! It's life Jim but not as we know it, not as we know it!
jumps into the time rift while bouncing a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Tech Support
🤣 😂
@swift badge you should check out the expeditionary force book series by Craig Alanson. It’s basically about a modern day military grunts ‘hold my beer’ moments with super advanced alien tech.
Captains log day 282
Morning all! 😆
Lol. Well, at least when your expectations are low you aren’t disappointed as often, right?
😂🤣
American Folk Music. Because the other countries Folk Music is sooo much better.
rap
Lol, miss those guys.
please assimilate me
Captains log day 283
👌🏻
look at the bones!
@supple lintel as much as I agree with the sentiment, this discord is for STFC related material 🖖
On a personal note, I sincerely hope you've just got a really bad sense of humour .
I love dark humor
Dark humour is great, bad humour should be left in a drawer.
I know all the trigger points 😈
Do not initiate Mad Cow.
@ancient basin
@languid condor I warned you! but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them...! 😂
That Rabbit is A Killer!
@inland bison eh, it was worth a shot 😂
Only one thing bothers me there, the background of the emojis
I finally unlocked BP for the Saladin! But this one is red and black, does that mean it's a Separatist Saladin? 🤔
Looks like the PAN EM edition...
🤣
STFC version of girl surrounded by big buff dudes
Good April fools joke
Captains log day 284
🤣
july's apocalyptic event has been decided, what will august be? any bets?
Somebody gonna be late on a house payment and child support
Captains log day 285
Every time!
they love me they really really love me
Your name starts with an X
big lovely chunks of hard frozen ice cream
Uhm no politics?
Been plenty of it if you pay attention. But I’ll let someone else take it off.
Yep and its been taken down.
Lol Biden memes are very funny though 😂
Captains log day 286
Cabbage and bacon is good dinner
@main sphinx your posts earlier today got removed for a reason..... follow the rules, there wont be a warning next time
There are rules on this server?
Why is the other white guilt not removed?
@glossy wren
#509679626763632642 ......
I see Batman be fairly lenient sometimes, he's also the most active from what I've seen, so may seem more heavy handed at times
I already told you we are NOT robots. Of course we miss some stuff. You found something against rules instead of posting each of them again in public,pm a mod with the link to the original post
Now stop. END OF DISCUSSION
ok, sorry bats
Wow, my comment said nothing and was deleted.
Lol.
Who wouldnt get that? That painting of a girl in the sky with diamonds
My parents didn't teach me music history, I just looked it upon my own time
who doesn't know lucy in the sky with diamonds
@pseudo light she’s 8 so she hasn’t been exposed to a lot of music or the history of it.
you are slacking, most children should know everything from the 70's upto the 90's before they are out of the womb
retro is in
