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#๐ฅ-memes-no-talking
grand salmon
No, you will get me large.
compact root
Captains log day 173
kindred minnow
kindred minnow
thin stream
tame tartan
@inland bison in defense of an ally being raided
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfjSAbgO24
inland bison
tame tartan
๐ฑ i saw your nipples!
vast glen
kindred minnow
compact root
ancient basin
pseudo light
And you fall daily
compact root
compact root
gloomy jetty
@compact root, why would you drop a @eternal root in the bathroom? ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐
compact root
๐คฃ๐คฃ
burnt vessel
kindred minnow
glossy wren
๐คฃ
swift walrus
๐
whole kayak
a ferengi jeweler, i bet...
kindred minnow
pseudo light
๐
ancient basin
Ill run and hide while posting this one ๐๐
loud idol
@ancient basin should also be noted that the mens day is the same as the world toilet day! #womenconspiracy
kindred minnow
kindred minnow
glossy wren
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slender quail
potent grail
YOINK!
ancient basin
vast glen
compact root
Captains log day 174
compact root
โค๏ธ
potent grail
so gorken was unhappy about shipping them arround the world
compact root
I can't remember who gave me the idea for Tribbles and Bits... Huge thanks โค๏ธ
@potent grail probably because he wanted me to suffer ๐
potent grail
haha he wants to pack you in one and fire you out into space
compact root
Obviously ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ
dense osprey
compact root
No spoilers! @potent grail
compact root
Nah ๐
potent grail
things change
potent grail
@compact root
proud gorge
_bashes @potent grail in the head. _
potent grail
Why?
proud gorge
Itโs Monday
compact root
ancient basin
FATALITY! Corona Virus wins. ๐
trail holly
FINISH HIM!!!!
main sphinx
Lol
vital thunder
compact root
๐คฏ
pseudo light
Flashbacks commence
vast glen
ancient basin
To celebrate womens day, here is an old female teachers contract ๐คฃ
ripe oxide
Where was that?
restive nacelle
Usa no doubt
kindred minnow
willow sierra
Up until the 1970s women in the US couldn't teach pregnant if they were showing
kindred minnow
compact root
prisma chasm
stoic vigil
@compact root I remember bringing up tribbles and bits while back
ancient basin
kindred minnow
kindred minnow
stoic vigil
looks like ugly men had better chances in 40's
kindred minnow
burnt wave
ancient basin
compact root
vast glen
potent grail
@compact root where is the log
compact root
Captains log day 175
@potent grail my apologies, I'm having problems with every app after my phone updated. For some reason log wasn't sent this morning. Just stuck as red msg
compact root
Thank you ๐คฃ โค๏ธ
next kestrel
Thatโs John wick not John Cena ๐คฃ
willow sierra
kindred minnow
limpid pagoda
delicate obsidian
willow sierra
kindred minnow
vast glen
waxen meadow
prime silo
viscid island
ancient basin
fringe ingot
steady jolt
slender quail
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 176
kindred minnow
compact root
๐
potent grail
you come up with some funny stuff
compact root
wintry tinsel
Coronovirus action plan
potent grail
@viral apex
misty veldt
tawdry frigate
willow sierra
vast glen
NYOOOOOM~
ancient basin
pseudo light
๐
kindred minnow
kindred minnow
burnt vessel
iron pasture
kindred minnow
storm drift
pseudo light
๐๐คฃ
past eagle
prisma chasm
prisma chasm
Softly
pseudo light
๐
willow sierra
Saw this at Costco today
woven pecan
My dog would love that
steady jolt
โFixingโ STFC be like:
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 177
potent grail
@compact root holding your cats hostege. does the international cat protection agency need to take your cats away from you.
ancient basin
compact root
Need some sanitizer splashed onto that scene...
๐
Carefully... We don't want it to look like... Erm... Yeah...
๐
ember shard
#havanatheholedigger
cosmic hamlet
Havana needs to stay as far away from those holes as possible...
compact root
๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ
molten hazel
waxen meadow
@compact root I love you for posting that, but I hate you because I can now hear that god-awful twang in their voices.
compact root
@waxen meadow I know right! Twang = shudders!! ๐ฑ
grand salmon
ancient basin
compact root
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
prisma chasm
Whale oil beef hook .... now repeat out loud 3 times very quickly....
compact root
lol
kindred minnow
burnt wave
vast glen
fallen dirge
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
pseudo light
But Bob is the one who isn't making. The businesses big $$ and actually understands where to get info from, unlike the regulars
tawny kayak
quasi idol
BREAKING NEWS: @viral apex Secret Layer Revealed! ๐
cold igloo
prisma chasm
prisma chasm
slender quail
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 178
compact root
๐
tawny kayak
RELEASE THE GROKEN!
compact root
ancient basin
potent grail
@compact root Mr blackadder
kindred minnow
Slow eater @ancient basin
compact root
potent grail
๐คฃ
compact root
pseudo light
๐
stoic vigil
trail holly
Soooooo overdone. Be original......if you can.
ancient basin
proud gorge
Why are people this stupid?
compact root
because sometimes people need someone to point at, and laugh hysterically
proud gorge
Like all the TP hoarders?
burnt wave
analog chasm
sharp nest
potent grail
REPOST alert
wanton lark
wheat delta
slender quail
compact root
Yes sir ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ
@slender quail Ya just know anything written after "Florida Man" is going to be the most bizarre nonsense you've ever read! ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
open orbit
That's only because if it would start with "Alabama Man" it would probably to so heavily redacted that it wouldn't make sense.
ancient basin
ionic wedge
compact root
๐ณ๐ฑ ๐ ... ๐ ... ๐
mystic pecan
kindred minnow
trail holly
Jay....jay.....jason......sad.
swift walrus
tawny kayak
kindred minnow
tawny kayak
fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh
thin stream
pseudo light
Lol
vital thunder
sharp nest
kindred minnow
slender quail
compact root
Captains log day 179
woven pecan
Real poo to my sham friends!
kindred minnow
compact root
kindred minnow
willow sierra
@compact root imagine if we took climate change this seriously
wicked narwhal
Crisis management
tawdry frigate
uncut osprey
wanton lark
compact root
tawdry frigate
ancient basin
kindred minnow
woven pecan
Guys? 300k-600k people die world wide from the flu. It is treatable and preventable and responds even better to these coordinated containment methods then a corona virus. We have instant tests in insane quantities. We just donโt care about the flu
I know, itโs not funny, but neither was the mental health or agw comments
I will grant you that more people commit suicide per year (ballpark 1 million) but we really couldnโt reduce that by even 1/4. We donโt have effective treatments. We could stamp out the flu worldwide quickly. Mostly by changing chinaโs livestock practices.
And how many people die a year from agw. Sorry, but itโs zero
compact root
@woven pecan But there is lots of truth in jest...and that's what is happening right now! If you take everything too seriously, you'll end up in the grave faster than the coronavirus can put you there!
woven pecan
I donโt disagree. I think we are as a culture handling corona virus threats like we are headless chickens. We suck at risk assessment as a species.
compact root
Like this! There is definitely a message here regardless of how bizarre because we all know that's not how it went down! ๐
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woven pecan
Dinosaurs went extinct because the played with guns and they smoked. I have been to many many fossil digs and the 22 casings and cigarette butts are ubiquitous. They also seemed to have drank a lot of beer.
compact root
ancient basin
kindred minnow
mystic pecan
prisma chasm
bleak lagoon
tawny kayak
red violet
Agreed, this whole "panic" is what's gonna cause the most harm. Check out the cdc's website and yes even their youtube channel, it's not ridiculous that they have one, they're gonna do their best to get the word out. You wanna help contain it? Follow their instructions, not some lunatic on a random channel....
So ridiculous, i have to stock up because of "unknowledged" people, not because of the virus rampage...
Smh
halcyon sundial
Yeah I don't get it. What are you "stocking up" for? are weak willed people afraid of some kind of martial law where no one is allowed to leave their houses? or is everyone planning to have big parties where a lot of people come over and eat all their food and use their bathroom a lot?
cosmic hamlet
kindred minnow
red violet
๐๐๐
@halcyon sundial this stupid toilet paper craze, i got like 7 walmarts in my home city and they ALL have shelves that have been emptied out, luckily i live near a local supermarket outside the city where they still had some, a bit more expensive and i had to buy some beans and rice by the pound. But i kid you not, there's other supermarkets that had 4 hour long lines going outside the store. It's ridiculous
compact root
Captains log day 180
modern meadow
wicked narwhal
Is tribble a codeword there @compact root ?
compact root
Noooooo๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ
kindred minnow
ancient basin
stoic vigil
CHUTULU!
tawny kayak
languid condor
๐คฃ
kindred minnow
compact root
pseudo light
๐คฃ๐
red violet
Oh man i hope thats not what i think it is ๐คฃ ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
swift walrus
๐
pseudo light
Only one way to find out @red violet
red violet
vast glen
limber valley
sharp nest
compact root
vast glen
stoic vigil
lets not forget the pain of 2019
limber valley
halcyon sundial
@red violet Went to the store today just to see what it was like. Result: paper aisle, milk, bread, eggs, canned goods, meat, potates, apples all completely empty. cereal mostly empty. Medicine and cleaning supplies aisles: 100% full except for hand sanitizer. People seem to seriously be expecting the government to lock us in our homes for like a month.
I hope they enjoy the filth they end up wallowing in when they run out of dish soap, hand soap, garbage bags, etc.
grand salmon
They are, got news from a friend in the military that they got briefed on it, and that Trump plans to shut down everything in 24 to 72 hours.
They just shut down all restaurants and bars in my area.
halcyon sundial
that would require a declaration of martial law which needs to be approved by congress. good luck making that happen in an election year.
grand salmon
๐คท Just saying, I wouldn't put it out of the realm of possibility. Rather be prepared, than not.
The Governor shut down all restaurants, and bars, why is anything else out of the question?
halcyon sundial
Cuz it would destroy the world economy?
grand salmon
Just wait and see.
halcyon sundial
Best I can figure is there's something that we're not being told because we've had several pandemics in the past 10-20 years of equal severity yet there was nowhere near this level of panic.
grand salmon
That is exactly what I'm thinking. You can also be reinfected, not gaining immunity or partial immunity, and it's supposedly worse the second time around.
And if you do the numbers for reported cases and deaths related in Italy so far, it comes out to around 8% mortality rate.
368 died in one day.
compact root
Take a lesson from plauge Inc we're not going to die if we were gonna die we would be insane and have total organ failure
grand salmon
limber valley
frail violet
red violet
@halcyon sundial all we gotta do is stay out of retirement homes
ancient basin
vast glen
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 181
ripe oxide
โSome beer issueโ ... very clever @compact root
compact root
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potent grail
@compact root Aww at least gorken and the war is paused. also why doesn't command make some beer?
๐น
compact root
๐ Corona ๐คฃ
potent grail
@compact root your saying Corona has already infected STFC
compact root
Entire galaxy mate ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ
tawdry frigate
ancient basin
kindred minnow
tawdry frigate
compact root
"Hmmm it's not really my area of expertise, let me call in a friend of mine he's looking for a spin off series of his own"
ancient basin
kindred minnow
ancient basin
untold shoal
pseudo light
analog chasm
halcyon sundial
@prisma chasm there are literally hundreds of known coronaviruses. The common cold is one/many of them.
glossy wren
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stoic vigil
no, they can't tell you because of the temporal directive
compact root
Lol in which country do they sell that low quality products
woven pecan
Ah... the viruses that cause the โcommon coldโ are MOSTLY rhino viruses. Corona viruses usually cause upper respiratory infections with diarrhea. Can be called the โcommon coldโ but not usually. Now you know and knowing is half the battle
You think that Gorkon played with Klingon gi joes as a kid? Did he have a white and black ninjas with batโleths? Or did he play with Klingon barbies? Ick. Face chewing Barbie...
Do you think his older brothers threw cotton balls at him while yelling โTRIBBLESโ. Kids can be so cruel. Even before they get their first pain stick
woven pecan
But would the Klingon chess club have been safer???
Man, can you imagine high school Klingon football? The coaches must have been total bad people who cannot be properly described with the Batman around. Imagine running the stadium in full pads while being chased by assistant coaches with pain sticks. That must have sucked
Better?
I was on a roll too
stoic vigil
its also herbal! look at symbol far left ๐
ancient basin
pseudo light
๐
willow sierra
compact root
๐
pseudo light
But why the frown on her face?
vast glen
sharp nest
Yes
swift walrus
vast glen
SCARY MOCHI
compact root
๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
vast glen
willow sierra
swift walrus
compact root
pseudo light
Yep
cloud jasper
stoic vigil
I don't think that's north korea, its all English labels and he doesn't look Korean, and the aisle identifier is also in english
thin stream
England or America
woven pecan
Australia?
stoic vigil
no, Australia panic bought their TP
maybe Canada, people here know TP isn't going to save them and bought beer and weed instead
thin stream
The brand on 1 is a UK name
tawny kayak
Canada here,way past TP panic. No bread, eggs, frozen food, canned food, flour, etc on the shelves.
stoic vigil
last time I checked Walmart the other day shelves were still stocked with everything
you must live in redneck canada
limpid pagoda
sharp nest
Iโm lawful evil
kindred minnow
@sharp nest same used to get killstreaks at the start of the game with them on a couple of the maps on MW
ancient basin
compact root
Captains log day 182
potent grail
@compact root why are you trying to save GORKON. now is your chance to end the war. FINISH HIM
potent grail
@compact root here's what you do bring him a drink with a lethal dose of slow acting poison
patent perch
viral vortex
radiant wadi
ancient basin
potent grail
stoic vigil
snow escarp
modern meadow
modern meadow
compact root
@tawny kayak Canada here as well! Shutting down the liquor stores in the next day or two in my province! Screw toilet paper...gonna have to stock up on legal green and booze! ๐
ancient basin
potent grail
LOL
hexed crag
Looks the same as it did 3 hrs ago
compact root
hearty canopy
kindred minnow
compact root
clever drift
kindred minnow
icy thunder
willow sierra
ember shard
crimson berry
ancient basin
limber valley
compact root
wanton lark
willow sierra
My cat hates me
steady jolt
stoic vigil
you bring dishonor to your paycheques memory
kindred minnow
steady jolt
kindred minnow
ember shard
In the great toilet roll crisis, it has also been confirmed that the patient clearly states over, not under.
compact root
Captains log day 183
potent grail
@compact root you would prefer to be in prison then quatine. you know about 20% of the world's deaths happen in prison.
๐น
compact root
Better to die like a man, than to die from disease... ๐๐๐
potent grail
hmm?
welp enjoy getting raped as well
about 50% of rap cases happen in prision
Don't ask why IK the statics
next junco
at least prison provides free food and tp
compact root
And health care ๐คฃ
main sphinx
@next junco let me put it this way....
compact root
๐
ancient basin
Wheres Wally is so much easier nowadays! ๐
compact root
take off your tactical plasma combat goggles then
potent grail
๐คฃ
kindred minnow
glossy wren
@compact root #509679626763632642
kindred minnow
compact root
@glossy wren O....K...? Not entirely sure what that fell under but it's all good!
glossy wren
You posted pic of a naked man....
compact root
Off with your head
glossy wren
There is children in here and some who would find your post disgusting.Keep it clean and nice for everyone
compact root
Ok...I won't argue the point, but I will say if it was a chick dressed the same way, from behind covered in mud from say Woodstock with the same quote no one would bat <no pun intended...an eye! But it's all good like I said! My apologies! Have a good day gentleman! ๐๐ผ
๐
next junco
if thats true, then why is that old lady with the red shirt grabbing her throat ? ๐
willow sierra
mossy silo
Prepare for battle
quasi idol
next junco
@mossy silo well, I pick #3 for the hidden move 'smack them down' that basket has
stoic vigil
cart has more mass, and if you can get it in the air with some momentum it will take down anyone
waxen meadow
1 or 2. Those things can destroy ankles like nobody's business.
ripe oxide
To defend the moderators a meme I did taken from the Star Trek film of Alice Eve in her underwear (joke being playing this game will cost you your shirt and nearly everything else) was pulled. Bit gutted they pulled Winnie the Pooh eating piglet as ran out of honey .... that might be due a comeback!
woven pecan
compact root
@pseudo light
willow sierra
tulip trench
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pseudo light
๐๐คฃ
void gull
Gen x is old enough to be in danger from the virus. Boomers and Xoomers are "doomered" as are the youngest Zoomers.
hallow carbon
Unless youโre hit by an ambulance rushing a Coronavirus patient to hospital ๐ฌ
compact root
True
I could also die if a rouge planet going 100,000 times the speed of light collided with earth but ๐คทโโ๏ธ
What can you do
hexed crag
Hope for a rogue planet
woven pecan
If you see any colored planet coming at you at 100000 times the speed of light, just tell it you are with me. I got your back when it comes to bad sci-fi science.
compact root
OH CANADA!! ๐ (god I love this place)
swift walrus
yes!
halcyon sundial
ancient basin
fleet tinsel
limber valley
limpid pagoda
compact root
๐คฏ
kindred minnow
compact root
lol
past eagle
uneven sparrow
velvet slate
pseudo light
Old post
tawny kayak
compact root
Captains log day 184
๐ ๐ ๐
๐ค
bravo sir, some of your finest work to date
๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ I have written and rewritten that one one for 3 hours now. Still missing something ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
i would have used a wet fish instead of a frying pan
๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ
potent grail
@compact root one of your finest plan todate. let's hope the hospital don't already know about it ๐.
compact root
๐คฃ
radiant spoke
Too late! the Nursing Staff is Prepared!
willow sierra
compact root
ancient basin
compact root
@compact root @compact root A wet fish...just like this!
willow sierra
radiant spoke
ancient basin
willow sierra
sour sandal
compact root
What?
radiant wadi
tawdry frigate
compact root
@cosmic tide let's keep it strictly PEGI13 in here please
willow sierra
Phil if you're from the us the ratings ages don't line up. If you're from not the us, uhh what's pegi12?
cosmic tide
@compact root Ok, sorry.
pseudo light
kindred minnow
compact root
The exact moment Starfleet issued the "6 feet away from another person/self isolation" order! ๐๐
compact root
Hey @willow sierra ๐ it wasn't an official rating, just a figure of speech ๐ Thanks for your cooperation @cosmic tide ๐
pearl maple
At all the people's collecting toilet paper, am missing the sheet nยฐ 29, 69, 74 and 127 to finish my collection. Let me know if you have them
tardy thorn
i don't have a single roll, i have a bidet. ef tp.
spark nimbus
stoic vigil
not breaking news when its been reported 100+ times
tardy thorn
I prefer my news unfiltered from people working in the healthcare industry on the front lines of this thing.
kindred minnow
ancient basin
compact root
Captains log day 185
woven pecan
Are the lions ok?
potent grail
@compact root i can't believe you thought that would work. Also where the hell did u find lions?
๐น
compact root
@woven pecan yes. ๐๐๐
@potent grail my neighbours are vegans, so they collect stray cats. ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
potent grail
๐คฃ
modern meadow
Yeah itโs hard to find Lions these days, but hereโs one:
burnt smelt
Definitely one of the better captain's log @compact root
prisma chasm
A pure bread dog ....
pseudo light
Puns ๐ณ
wary kiln
Maybe In-Bread would be more accurate? ๐
elder shell
poor dog, such a terrible condition. can we get 1000000000 likes for this poor pupper and his speedy recovery
compact root
pseudo light
If only people could learn
compact root
Some people are just naturally thick! ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Mentally
@pseudo light Like this guy! ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
pseudo light
๐คฃ๐
compact root
I have NO words! I just...ugh! lol
ancient basin
compact root
๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ
torpid finch
๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
sharp nest
That always happens to me too
You commit 6-7 war crimes and all of the sudden youโre the bad guy
What is is with this world
willow sierra
pseudo light
sharp nest
Shef
compact root
elder comet
Oh dang. Lol
compact root
Not a meme...but I felt I should pass this on before anyone else decides to try it: Remember, your neighbor's do not find it amusing when you put on your renaissance outfit and roll your wheelbarrow through the street calling to "bring out yer dead!" at 7 am.
sharp nest
Maybe we have different neighbors. I should try it
thin stream
compact root
willow sierra
shadow turret
So fkd up i lold
wanton lark
It's earned
radiant spoke
pseudo light
@compact root he needs a cow bell as well with the wheel barrow
willow sierra
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 186
ancient basin
kindred minnow
compact root
<@&509691205798592532> sorry i didn't read it carefully. Could you delete this as im having trouble to do so.... won't happen again i promis ๐
Nvm it worked
Edited version
glossy wren
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prisma chasm
@compact root one reason WHY I did not post it here... ๐น
compact root
๐
ancient basin
glossy wren
@snow escarp try to keep it PG13
kindred minnow
copper wedge
grand salmon
next junco
so many reposts
compact root
kindred minnow
compact root
kindred minnow
pseudo light
pseudo light
@compact root local supermart
kindred minnow
slender quail
torpid finch
๐คฃ๐๐๐๐https://youtu.be/Hks6Nq7g6P4
pseudo light
Lol
compact root
compact root
๐
pseudo light
pseudo light
slate wasp
Pretty sure they move at around 2x10^8 m/s in glass. Sorry, I'm a physics teacher lol
grand salmon
compact root
compact root
Captains log day 187
ancient basin
merry basalt
Most of the time that Mandalorian phrase pops up I get this popping into my mind:
ancient basin
kindred minnow
ember shard
ancient basin
kindred minnow
compact root
floral canopy
sharp nest
Lol
compact root
kindred minnow
ancient basin
compact root
pseudo dagger
wheat delta
compact root
Captains log day 188
potent grail
@compact root i can help with the trying to kill you if you want and painting your ships pink doesn't sound like fun sounds more like a lot of work.
compact root
๐ ๐ ๐
Nah, you'll probably succeed in killing me, then what am I supposed to do? ๐๐
cosmic hamlet
to be fair, apparently Havana upset mother earth and she tried to kill Havana too...
he really does have a gift ;-)
potent grail
@compact root in order to have fun why don't you go around klingon space and start shooting at other stuff. you will get a new klingon that wants to kill you.
potent grail
they break him out
@compact root if you need help all you have to do is come your psycho allie me
thin stream
ancient basin
pseudo light
wraith sable
What a mountain of rubbish.
wary kiln
I was just thinking that. How disgusting that they've left behind so much garbage.
wanton lark
False. Even Neil degrasse Tyson says you can't see the curve from 127,000 ft. Hate critiquing a meme but....lol
pseudo light
Almost like if you go to the beach it looks like there's a curve sometimes ๐
wanton lark
I hear ya. Just relaying what the blackking of planets said
pseudo light
๐๐คฃ
kindred minnow
willow sierra
@wheat delta
kindred minnow
woven pecan
You actually can see the curvature of the earth at sea level. Look across a lake and you can see the tops of towers, but not the bases. Itโs the other type of the curve, but it is easy to see
ancient basin
radiant spoke
slender quail
willow sierra
@ancient basin
compact root
kindred minnow
ancient basin
pseudo light
๐คฃ๐
willow sierra
fringe ingot
terse shard
kindred minnow
willow sierra
compact root
willow sierra
pseudo light
@terse shard them cod players are the ones who sent all the wonderful fan mail back in the day, so more content for the internet
stoic vigil
thicc sofa
ancient basin
stoic vigil
wouldn't matter if couldn't wash hand or not
can't touch its face
why that meme is so stupid
compact root
300k+ confirmed cases worldwide, 1000's of deaths...all the memes are stupid at this point
compact root
Captains log day 189
woven pecan
Send him a blow up Gorkon doll and a self addressed stamped Gorkon sized envelope. And when the envelope comes, smash it with a HAMMER! Itโs Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant I tell you!
willow sierra
Okay, who did this!?
potent grail
@compact root you do need gorken if you almost married. i hope this new plan works.
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autumn dirge
prisma chasm
@autumn dirge seen it 600 times ... getting old
autumn dirge
My bad loo
wheat delta
woven pecan
Itโs the Chinese bats! They are out to get us! Run!
Ahhhh! I have virus making Chinese bats in my hair! Why me?!?!?!
radiant spoke
@willow sierra I don't know but a Borg Tribble.. Gotta have one!
woven pecan
Scopely did not come up with it. Or the image. I hope that they paid the guy
ancient basin
compact root
kindred minnow
modern meadow
Okay, who did this!?
@willow sierra Itโs me! ๐
compact root
candid peak
pseudo light
They aren't even sweating over it
compact root
paper brook
elder comet
pseudo light
And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more!
willow sierra
kindred minnow
compact root
Sometimes people need pictures because...ya know...words are hard! SMH ๐
#stayhome
kindred minnow
compact root
Bloody hell Scopely! ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
hearty garden
kindred minnow
ancient basin
burnt wave
grand salmon
limpid pagoda
sour sandal
willow sierra
Repost
sharp nest
More like REEEEEEEEpost
compact root
Captains log day 190
potent grail
@compact root i don't understand how that helps you rescue gorken, although that does sound like it will cure your boredom level.
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compact root
๐คฃ boredom is more dangerous than any virus. Bad ideas kill you much faster ๐
potent grail
๐คฃ
@compact root i got a bad idea if your so bored why not claim to the top of a building and jump off it that would be very thrilling
compact root
See? Death is much faster that way ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คฃ
kindred minnow
woven pecan
No! Something bit the body off of a crocodile! You got it backwards! Anyways, the heads all bone.
void gull
snow escarp
ancient basin
burnt vessel
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waxen meadow
@compact root needs a lot further than the standard six feet for that to happen. ๐คฎ
severe hamlet
ancient basin
woven pecan
molten hazel
finite spoke
willow sierra
pseudo light
I'll gladly click on that any day
frank apex
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 191
potent grail
@compact root nice to hear the plan is almost done. also killing 252 enemies will make you no longer be bored so START KILLING
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buoyant perch
compact root
stoic vigil
fishing for nuggets
pseudo light
waxen meadow
@compact root
pseudo light
Lol
pseudo light
stoic vigil
definitely much cheaper to build a guillotine and use that to control the infected
kindred minnow
elder comet
That guillotine info is from 2012. Need to adjust for inflation and scarcity of essential workers to construct during social distancing.
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whole kayak
Guillotine is for pansies. Good old battle axe will do the trick any time, and more fun too ๐
compact root
misty veldt
pseudo light
Lol
woven pecan
Battle axes are pricey. There are fire axes all over the Overlook Hotel. Be smart like Johnny
kindred minnow
sharp nest
Itโs only a quesadilla after you wipe your butt and fold it in half
waxen meadow
At that point it becomes a taco bell quesadilla
sharp nest
Lol yes
willow sierra
Did someone say guillotine?
compact root
ancient basin
finite spoke
kindred minnow
vital thunder
pseudo light
theres a reason when the woman of the house goes shopping, you dont go with her
merry basalt
Sees people complain about the unbalencing within the game, even joins complaining. Then remembers:
kindred minnow
crimson berry
prime silo
pseudo light
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slim tree
pseudo light
ben dover
steady jolt
ancient basin
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 192
potent grail
@compact root a full hazmat suit just for shopping. also a gun what the hell what you need a gun for?
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compact root
You never know when a wild pensioner will strike from shadows...
copper wedge
A Cape? Did you not see the Incredibles?
woven pecan
The gun is for shooting airborne viruses. Itโs like shooting invisible skeet.
potent grail
LOL
woven pecan
potent grail
๐คฃ
kindred minnow
woven pecan
The glass in the bathroom is the last, right?
ancient basin
proud gorge
MmmmMMmmm Bat......
ember shard
compact root
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ember shard
Yep, gif pxl limited size
woven pecan
willow sierra
vital thunder
trim pollen
potent grail
repost
ember shard
Show your age and admit to knowing this with a thumbs up.
kindred minnow
willow sierra
compact root
willow sierra
kindred minnow
@willow sierra M&S and I'll consider it.
bleak lagoon
The one guy who doesnโt do social distancing
compact root
Are these some kinds of memes I'm too european to understand?
compact root
willow sierra
proud gorge
E
willow sierra
did he stab him with a cheeseburger as well? ๐คฃ
willow sierra
Sounds dirty, im in
proud gorge
Same
main cove
Hope it wasnโt Mayor McCheese
granite verge
It was Col Mustard, in the drive through, with the cheeseburger
limpid pagoda
This is a trend in Korea. ^ใ
^;
This is a talisman with a non-infected spell on Corona 19.
Believe it or not.
There are also lucky macaroon that prevent viruses.
willow sierra
that's pretty cool
grand salmon
Donโt lie
woeful lantern
From the same country that thinks having a fan on at night can kill you ๐
grand salmon
Me running a fan every night of my entire life has proven that was a lie. (Best Maury voice)
red violet
Yea i saw the limit too at my walmart, still got over the limit, i told the supervisor "lady, i'm a family of 5, and they're well into their teens, this will last a week at best"
Supervisor "prove it" ๐
I got closer and said "look at the bags under my eyes, do these say 'single and living it' to you?"
She proceeded to ring me up and wished me luck
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I'm 35 if that helps to imagine it ๐คฃ
next junco
and you look like 45 ? ๐
compact root
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 193
whole kayak
Thx @compact root , always makes my day.
ancient basin
willow sierra
willow sierra
@languid condor its the lead-in to the song "Killing me softly" that most will know as being done by the Fugees, but that was a cover
Still a good song. But yeah, its a song pum
Pun
main cove
Yeah, but It doesnโt beat Roberta Flackโs original
compact root
compact root
willow sierra
ancient basin
pseudo light
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tawny kayak
void gull
strong mural
kindred minnow
compact root
Captains log day 194
visual hemlock
Did you rescue Gorkon yet? Or do you need those 500mil parsteel for your rescue plan ?
compact root
Didn't rescue him yet
And Parsteel is for my ops
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Gorkon refuses to be rescued. He likes hospital food ๐ weird
visual hemlock
Ok, I knew that klingons had a strange understanding of good food but this is... new.. . ๐
kindred minnow