🔥-memes-no-talking

[compact root]

Captains log day 119

[compact root]

I am so confused now

[tame tartan]

if you look closely you'll see they answered your question:

[ancient basin]

makes sense to me

[compact root]

Hey, you were on that party too????

😂 😂 😂

[ancient basin]

😂 😂 😂

[potent grail]

🤣

[main cove]

New year...same meme...🤪

[mystic pecan]

When I see the graves meme.

[wide heath]

awesome movie, but im calling shenanigans

[willow sierra]

ROFL are you taking pictures of your computer screen @misty veldt ?

[misty veldt]

Yup.

It was faster than trying to find the site on my phone!

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[open wharf]

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1217197528967454721 Baby Yoda Doll.. 😺

IGN (@IGN)

Someone alert Werner Herzog, and get him a tissue. https://t.co/9nNs71KHE7

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[compact root]

Captains log day 120

[tawny kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/ronburgundy-ron-burgundy-anchorman-escalated-gif-5102427

[next junco]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

[pseudo light]

My post 👀

[pseudo light]

No

[glossy wren]

@compact root no political memes in here

[compact root]

Captains log day 121

Kudos to @cosmic hamlet for idea ❤️

[azure crescent]

Spot on @compact root

[uncut osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMFDBA2rKTI

[main cove]

Don’t forget this...

[compact root]

Captains log day 122

[potent grail]

@compact root the war would be better if u live around the same planet :)

all people around u see is ship after ship hitting the stations

[compact root]

😂

[potent grail]

that would be funny to see

i would pay money to see that

[compact root]

Me too 😂😂😂

[potent grail]

🤣

[fringe thicket]

After the mess of the military supremacy event, I think this fits

[willow sierra]

@fringe thicket what happened with the supremacy event? I didn't have it since I already have a brel

[fringe thicket]

Well, no one really knows what has gone on with it, that is the point

[willow sierra]

Did it disappear?

[misty veldt]

I quote ^^^^^^^^^. “Well, no one really knows what has gone on with it, that is the point”

[red spire]

Why does Kirk look happy?

[pseudo light]

👀

[tulip trench]

👀

[pseudo light]

This isn't the holy Roman empire

[karmic perch]

Unholy non Roman wannabe empire

[trail holly]

Should have used StubHub.

[compact root]

Captains log day 123

[velvet frost]

the lesson is never try?

[compact root]

🤔

Idkn to be honest

😂

[compact root]

Nice... Always nice... 😂 😂 😂

[velvet frost]

mouse

[compact root]

🤢

Enlighten me... What s with candles and Gwyneth Paltrow?

Erm

She released her own line of Candles that smell like her Vagina @compact root

Fish joke is quite easy to understand.

But the bloody candles are just YUCK

😂 😂

[red violet]

Ugh, do i even wanna know who gwyneth is?

[restive nacelle]

😶

Is there a minimum age to be here?

[misty veldt]

Pepper Potts from Iron Man. The same stupid chick that claimed that making movies in Hollywood was as hard as being on the front lines in combat. Ignorant fool of a woman. 0 idea of reality. Not saying that all women are like that. Just saying that she is.

@red violet

[red violet]

Daaaang, i thought she was better than that....

[misty veldt]

Do a bit of digging. She is.... a piece of work. And I do not say that in a good way.

[red violet]

I believe i will lol thanks

[misty veldt]

I am sure that my claim of her is not 100% accurate. But it is something very similar to that.

[kindred minnow]

Her candles are $75 each though if you want one

[sterile nest]

what?

[main cove]

Plus she kept Chris Martin in the media for a few more years than necessary...unforgivable...

[compact root]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-force-choke-gif-11721573

[pseudo light]

Wring it out

[wide heath]

ha haaaa, nice... how often do you change your oil? heh, no need, i just add a fresh quart every couple days

[woven pecan]

Look at the front. After crushing the minivan, they went ahead with the brake job.

[stoic vigil]

nah it was an oil change, the filter was probably up close to fender wall so removing wheel for access

why else would they need to squeeze the oil out

[kindred minnow]

Have to agree with pmac Havana

[compact root]

Yeah, so do I

Fixed it

[kindred minnow]

Lol I know caught both today lol

[compact root]

😂

Captains log day 124

[kindred minnow]

Oooo 3 today lol

[compact root]

5th post is the CHARM

Removed watermark

Ugh

[kindred minnow]

Missed the other 2 lol

[compact root]

Same version of first one just had less words 😂

And spelling mistakes

[kindred minnow]

Lol

[compact root]

I hate doing stuff before 3rd coffee

My apologies for my twisted sense of humour. Will try to behave in the future

❤️

No promises

[compact root]

My face every weekend 😂

[red violet]

🤣🤣🤣☝️

[compact root]

@compact root

[tulip trench]

Lol

[hexed crag]

Where's Fred Flintstone?

[pseudo light]

I have that zapdos

My brother has the articuno

[thin stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/549124340323450880/668423991299538954/82691302_3089870027731102_7583441974351364096_n.png

[compact root]

Captains log day 125

[vast glen]

Speedrun 500 hostiles they said, it will be fun

[waxen meadow]

@vast glen about as fun as punching yourself in the junk. That was miserable.

[crimson berry]

Too soon

[pseudo light]

I will survive!

[modern meadow]

I know that noise from somewhere...

[proud gorge]

Removing this line of chat, as it is bug related. Not meme

[vast glen]

how to make the skull spill-proof though? 🤔

[red violet]

They.... They already are spill proof....just hold it upside down, pour your drink of choice and sip away. Make sure you hold the skull with the eyes pointing away by the way....

[next junco]

just make sure the victim was not killed through a headshot

that might complicate things

[vast glen]

Aim for the neck, always ez

[stoic vigil]

Canada has used that meme 1,343,413,353,512,352,351,613,382,918,965 times since beginning of meme era

[compact root]

Captains log day 126

[stoic vigil]

death from above

for those up north its a meteor, for those down south its snow

[compact root]

😂

[potent grail]

Havana what has this become

It's still funny

😹

[compact root]

he still owes us another 234 entries as per his official moderator contract

[potent grail]

Yeah IK i wonder what entry 360 will be like

[ember shard]

@compact root can you stick it out until then or does he have enough material?

[compact root]

he relies on the community for inspiration, so if you find his material wanting everybody needs to help out

[ember shard]

Interesting.....

[compact root]

Communism at its finest!

😂

Entry 360 isn't an issue. 233 between now and then are. 😂

[potent grail]

LOL

@compact root

[compact root]

😂

[potent grail]

hm?

entry 233 i attempted to write today's captain's log but when i told it to publish it seid error does not compute.

and then it upload saying todays captain's log is ERROR.

[compact root]

Already had something similar 2 months ago 😂😂😂😂

[potent grail]

RIP

[compact root]

See the problem?

😂

[potent grail]

entry 360 i cant believe its been 1 year this entry will be the final battle with GROKON

[compact root]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[potent grail]

has grokon noticed your lasted gift

[compact root]

Yeah xD almost killed me for it

😂

[potent grail]

LOL

ooh havana

Get your station and grokon station on the same planet and see what happens

[stoic vigil]

grope the groker!

then call gorkon to watch

[ancient basin]

entry 360 should surely be something along the lines of "hmmm.....Gorkon's battle fleet has turned up at my bedroom window. Strange. I wonder what that torpedo shaped thing is I can see? Its getting bigger..........." 🤣

[waxen meadow]

Pretty sure 360 will wind up with the wedding with Gorkon. Some Gorn spiritual leader will officiate, Gul Dukat will be the best man, and Jeffrey Combs will play all the other groomsmen of various species.

[compact root]

😂

[ancient basin]

sexual tension all this time 😂

[pseudo light]

👀

[crimson berry]

https://i.imgur.com/OxItPdx.jpg

[mystic pecan]

@crimson berry - the Kzin called them that before Ferengi. 😉

[crimson berry]

Hey I didn’t make the meme!

[stoic vigil]

its pronounced terran

[crimson berry]

I found it and shared 😊

[mystic pecan]

@stoic vigil - you hoomans and your weird enunciation rules. 😉

[proud gorge]

Stop talkin to all the Feemaless

[compact root]

Red alert reference... That s old

[compact root]

🐈💥

[pseudo light]

Awful

But funny 😈

[kindred minnow]

Need to go get a cat now

[uncut osprey]

Smexy

[pseudo light]

👀

[compact root]

🌶🌶

[pseudo light]

🙄

[wide heath]

sounds legit, just remember that the camera adds ten pounds

[compact root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/296047501709148160/668551156334723112/SmartSelect_20200119-001517_Chrome.png

[potent grail]

@compact root where is the captain's log?

[stoic vigil]

Havana is tied up in my basement

[potent grail]

for what?

[stoic vigil]

I need an insurance policy for after maintenance

[potent grail]

what did he do

oh

[stoic vigil]

gotta think ahead of scopely by 1 step atleast

[potent grail]

you should of kidnapped panic or Gala

[stoic vigil]

they bite

Havana was easy to lure away

just sprayed some of gorkon sweat into the air and led him into a dead end corridor and erected a force field

[compact root]

Captains log day 127

Kudos to @kindred minnow for idea

[uncut osprey]

Why kidnapping me! I'm mean

[prisma chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-facepalm-annoyed-rdj-ugh-gif-11538289

[unique loom]

More realistic Spock then IG 😂

[rare basin]

That looks like Spock mixed with The Rock

[compact root]

Sprock?

[stoic vigil]

Dwayne the Spock Johnson

[potent grail]

@compact root u know the secret ingredient will be your blood right?

[potent grail]

EW

@compact root u are doing something usefully. your captain's log is useful

[short hawk]

Clearly this guy has never been to a hockey game before - the only professional sport where getting into a fist fight is a 2 min minor penalty

Anyone care to mention what the penalty’s for beating people are for the ‘tough guy’ sports are like American football / baseball / etc?

[woven pecan]

@compact root I’ve been thinking about this for a while. Get a new love sack that looks like a giant tribble. Fill it with tribbles. Disguise it as your new favorite love sack. Let Gorkon steal it. Let the hilarity ensue. Or just rig it with high explosives. That works too.

[modern meadow]

Yay Tribbles!

[compact root]

I don't care what anyone says! The comma's are the best upgrade and addition to this game EVER! Just love staring at those little fellas there helping me keep my thousands and hundreds separate! 😐🙄 #absolutesarcasm

[prisma chasm]

I love commas... esp on the Ship TCO ... 😂

[drifting heart]

HMMMMM

[compact root]

somebody say something mean to me

[wide heath]

@compact root something mean

[compact root]

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d a b

[polar lynx]

surely announcement should read: Here are the Borg. Open your wallet and surrender your cards. We will add your cash and credit to our own. Your will adapt to service us.

[restive nacelle]

Just this time???

[woven pecan]

And they pay extra for it.

[wide heath]

sometimes... parents just dont understand

[compact root]

🤔🤔

@woven pecan Darn skippy I know what that is for! Only a hoser wouldn't eh! 😂

[potent grail]

LOG

Where is it

[stoic vigil]

oh crap I forgot to feed Havana today

[ripe oxide]

But don’t feed him after midnight ...

[potent grail]

Nooooo

[stoic vigil]

no its don't get him wet after midnight

[potent grail]

How rude u want havana to die?

[stoic vigil]

I'm just the middle man employed by a certain Klingon to keep Havana in check

[potent grail]

gorkon

[stoic vigil]

Gorkon would never

he would take care of business himself

but Gorkon has been spending a lot of time and interest on Havana leaving my employer upset

[compact root]

Captains log day 128

[potent grail]

@compact root well that's very dramatic. did gorken want to bbq u?

😹

[compact root]

👀

😂

Nope, it was oddly civilised

[potent grail]

hmm

maybe he has had a change of ❤️

[compact root]

Doubtful

😂 😂 😂

[potent grail]

Yeah he might just be trying to get near u to release his new bio weapon :)

[compact root]

A big green fart? 😂 😂

[potent grail]

Nope

its designed to attack u and u only

u know when he wanted your blood?

thats what it was for

however i sold a 10 milligram dose for about 30,000 klingon credits

@compact root

[compact root]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[potent grail]

so i hope he doesn't get a chance otherwise command will want my head :)

[compact root]

Thank you ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[crimson berry]

I relate

[thin stream]

relate.... I lived it 😂

[crimson berry]

Mine was more IRC and ICQ over MSN but I used it also 😊

[ember shard]

@crimson berry ditto

irc was cool.

[prisma chasm]

I predate all of you with BBS, facsimile and telitext

[ember shard]

@prisma chasm had them too.

Even used to write on a typewriter

If you’d come with Radio Schooling, I would have been shocked.

[prisma chasm]

When I first went to grade 1 we had tablets made of slate!

[ember shard]

🙈

[wheat fulcrum]

School? We was too busy running from sabre tooth, you kids been spoiled🤣😂🤣🖖😇

[next junco]

irc is still pretty much alive

@prisma chasm oh kewl, RA2 has a complete other meaning for us then 😛

[prisma chasm]

Andrew, the creator of RA, moved to Luxembourg... I have created tools and many pages for RA...

[next junco]

I loved to create ansi screens 🙂

used to run one as well back in the days

ah the days when having 32Mb of memory was king 😛

you where soooo wrong....

[misty veldt]

Well files were much smaller then too....

[modern meadow]

He meant Dollars, right? 😄

[next junco]

no, Tb

[compact root]

🤔

[compact root]

Seems completely appropriate for some reason! Can't quite put my finger on it! 🤔

[pseudo light]

Hey its better than the new modern warfare update

[compact root]

@pseudo light Don't play it...but it definitely sounds bad!

[pseudo light]

That made people reset their progress after 3 months of grinding

[compact root]

😮😬 I'd be "Nope! I'm out!" LOL

[pseudo light]

Meh it's happened to me before, called being deranked

Only difference is one is a accident, and one is some modder that you poed

[compact root]

@pseudo light That would be super frustrating! Almost like having your game deleted and having to go from the start! Gross!

[pseudo light]

Happened to me multiple times, worst one was after I grinded for 4+ months for something, then got it taken away by a modder in a few seconds 💩

[compact root]

@pseudo light That would be a "Hulk Smash" moment around here! 😂😂

[pseudo light]

Lol yeah I'd probably uninstall which I've wanted to do, just can't bring myself to do it

[compact root]

Yup there is always that "what if I still wanna play though" thought!

[pseudo light]

Yep

[compact root]

Captains log day 129

[potent grail]

@compact root Let gorkon still a bean bag with explosives in it. an attention issues. well tbh i agree with Mr krik do u have an attention issues.

😹

[compact root]

😂

[modern meadow]

As long as you’re not putting explosives in my people again...

[compact root]

I never put explosives IN tribbles

😂 😂

[next junco]

the centerfold being diagrams of the queen ? 🙂

'look at those circuits!'

[potent grail]

@compact root is it all klingon's u hate or just gorkon?

[compact root]

I don't hate anyone. They hate me..

Everyone hates me

[potent grail]

i don't

[compact root]

And nobody understands me

I just need to start growing

[potent grail]

Nobody understands me

[compact root]

And I can safely say I'm in puberty again

😂

[wide heath]

client- theres a problem with one of the toilets in the restroom. scopely maintenance team- say no more, we're on it.

[potent grail]

LOL

[wide heath]

saw this in my local laundomat

[ancient basin]

thats a toilet, not a laundromat. I think your washing your clothes all wrong! 😉 😂

[wide heath]

clearly stated that that toilet is in the restroom in my local laundromat. i think your reading comprehension is all wrong.

[main cove]

What??? Don’t you want to flush out the dirt?

[ancient basin]

@main cove now I know where all those missing socks go 😂

[main cove]

🤣

[pseudo light]

How about $ @compact root

[compact root]

🔨

Pay me

[compact root]

Good to see you using the appropriate channels @ Kaution 😏

I'll just put this away now... 🔨

[crimson berry]

Shhh I saw an opportunity to get street cred at the time

[hallow carbon]

I don’t get the Picard / Sisko one 🙈

[crimson berry]

You don’t know Next Gen then 🙈😔

[main cove]

/smh

[proud gorge]

No, you are mistaken. Let’s try again. How many lights do you see?

[glass phoenix]

Great acting in that episode

[stoic vigil]

I see 4 lights

also in b4 there are only 4 lights change my mind meme

[rustic topaz]

😂😂😂

[last breach]

Is it me ... or does Trump's "Space Force" logo look familiar?

[tawny kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[onyx loom]

You all realise the air force came up with the design lol

[hexed dove]

Yeah no fun blaming a faceless bureaucracy eh? Not when you have an orange [insert expletive here] available 🤣😂🤣

[patent perch]

No we don't realize it

Because we can't see the "Department of the Air Force" right on it

[compact root]

Captains log day 130

[ancient basin]

Happy Burns day/night everyone!

[modern meadow]

@compact root Reported for Tribble cruelty 😜

[wide heath]

bet they now work at scopely

[compact root]

@wide heath 150 pieces = 75 markers and 75 caps.

🤣🤣🤣

Are there actually 150 markers in there?

Nope 75 marker and the lids/caps

Looks staged as Well...

[pseudo light]

👀

👉🍪

Have a cookie

[pseudo light]

👀

[mystic pecan]

@vast lava - just making me dislike Dr Pulaski even more. 😏

[vast lava]

😂

hmmm are YOU my next target?? already did Hal, Batman, and now Havana 😂 😉

[mystic pecan]

👀

[proud gorge]

Oo

[vast lava]

😂

[proud gorge]

There’s a hal meme?!

[mystic pecan]

No

[proud gorge]

Darn

[mystic pecan]

He named himself "open the pod Bay doors" for a while

[proud gorge]

Ohhhh

[vast lava]

i change my name

[mystic pecan]

🤣

[proud gorge]

Lmao

[vast lava]

😎

[pseudo light]

My space

[pseudo light]

Where's my space?

[stoic vigil]

15 years in the past

if talking about myspace don't forget msn messenger profile pic

[wheat fulcrum]

Used to call it "my face & space book" 🤣😂🤣

[stoic vigil]

well atleast you didn't call it "on the line"

[compact root]

Captains log day 131

[next junco]

Grinder ?

@compact root move to scotland, they got kilts 🙂

[compact root]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[pseudo light]

Correct

[stoic vigil]

eat the plants to save the meat!

then give me all the meats

[glossy wren]

😭

[modern meadow]

The many emotions of Tribbles

[mystic pecan]

🤣

[compact root]

😂😂

Pour one out...

[split prism]

👀

[grand salmon]

creepy

[potent grail]

Where is todays log

@compact root slaking agein are we?

[compact root]

@potent grail yes 😂❤️

Captains log day 132

[potent grail]

@compact root did nothing and got reworded. i think batcat.

😹

[compact root]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Best thing in life!

😂

[potent grail]

yeah

i think the child would be called batcat

[compact root]

@glossy wren your answer, please ? 😂

[potent grail]

a big fat ban for hannah is his aswer

[twin apex]

Why not Batwoman or Catman ?

[glossy wren]

🤔

[twin apex]

depending on presence of a certain appendix or the absence thereof ?

[potent grail]

Jones havana can't think of everything he is not data

[compact root]

@twin apex I didn't think of those!

😂

[potent grail]

Havana don't worry your not expected to get evey name. your not lt commander data

[twin apex]

Still expecting @glossy wren 's input on the question ...

[glossy wren]

@compact root answer is Helena

[potent grail]

what about a big fat ban for pinging u?

[compact root]

What? Whaaaaaat? C'mon seriously... Seriously?

😂

[twin apex]

what's with @potent grail and his requests for ban on everyone ?

[potent grail]

i only ask that Havana gets banned

:)

[compact root]

He is a bit destructive before 2nd coffee. 😂

[potent grail]

🤣

more like before my 3rd

[next junco]

3rd mug or brew ?

and banning @compact root would require for @viral apex to find someone else to put all the blame on

they should create the role 'Official Punchbags' for @compact root

[potent grail]

yeah

[swift walrus]

what!? does someone removed what I written?

well, sorry if I offended panic...

[pseudo light]

Naaa

[potent grail]

Naaa

[swift walrus]

naa

[proud gorge]

Naa

[ember shard]

Na na

[fresh nymph]

Naaaa

[misty veldt]

Can’t be unseen... 🤦‍♂️

[wide heath]

that aint gonna fly kiddo.... wheres the wirecap for the upper line?

breaker keeps trippin? say no more, problem solved

[modern meadow]

Safety protocol override, the old fashioned way...

[main cove]

Sheesh...saw waaaaaay too much of that back at my other place of employment

[kindred minnow]

@misty veldt please don't swear using the S word is against the rules of the server

[glossy wren]

👀

[kindred minnow]

Fixed it

[glossy wren]

[proud gorge]

Seems legit

[pseudo light]

Yes

[kindred minnow]

@wide heath to much lettuce and tomato

[tulip trench]

Agreed

[kindred minnow]

Not enough cheese

[odd solstice]

pepe

[limpid pumice]

Never enough cheese

[pseudo light]

😭

[stoic vigil]

😭😭😭

[split prism]

😂 😂 😂

[potent grail]

cough @compact root cough

[kindred minnow]

@compact root right now

[potent grail]

Dusty if havana doesn't get a log done today he will of failed and had to start from day 1 agein

[kindred minnow]

His log may be on strike lol

And it is only 9am so still time

[potent grail]

i see

[compact root]

Captains log day 133

@kindred minnow @potent grail my apologies, hectic day at work. Just got to my phone ❤️❤️❤️

[potent grail]

@compact root no worries. this one is a funny one. tieing gorken to his ship and exploding him with balloons and confetti to make him smile. what will u think of next?

🤣

😹

[compact root]

🤣

[ancient basin]

Here was me thinking you didnt post your log as you were stuck on the toilet.....trying to do a captains log 😉😂💩

[potent grail]

how rude

slaps [RONB]PMacD

[compact root]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

It took mw a minute to understand the joke... Need more coffee 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[potent grail]

it rained just as i stopped playing STFC yesterday so #blameHavana for the rain

[potent grail]

Guess he was wrong

[pseudo light]

Not hard when you've got a fork in there 😏

[ancient basin]

is mine expert level since it has 2 fork lifts? 😂

[waxen meadow]

As long as they used an inattentive spotter with an orange flag like at home depot, that's perfectly safe.

@compact root one of your best.

[compact root]

Skills...

[stoic vigil]

very important info there

[compact root]

Captains log day 134

[potent grail]

@compact root too much Month at the end of my money

WTF

😹

[compact root]

Too much MONTH. at the end of my money. 😂 😂 😂

I was checking 15 times if I wrote that properly 😂😂😂

[potent grail]

Oh

LOL

[kindred minnow]

@compact root need a credit card? Or loan?

[compact root]

I already have it, Canibal Latinum Express. The conversion rates are killing me.

😂

[potent grail]

punchbag

[glossy wren]

Since when dog is considered as human?

[potent grail]

hmm?

since they started to walk 2 legs

:)

[stoic vigil]

glad I'm not a people

[ancient basin]

@glossy wren if they can wear people clothes, they are people 😉 😂

[potent grail]

Yes

[potent grail]

@compact root is a living meme

[potent grail]

erm what is havana doing

Runs

[compact root]

🤣

[merry basalt]

@prime silo Unless you're like him.

[pseudo light]

It's pong

[kindred minnow]

No no it's pogs

[compact root]

Now that's a game I've not heard about in a long time...

😂 😂

[kindred minnow]

Really?? The u was taken out

[tawny kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/fichas-the-simpsons-bart-simpson-millhouse-pogs-gif-5216549

[potent grail]

@compact root where is the log and also u should of added star dates to the logs

[compact root]

Captains log day 135

@potent grail now you tell me???????? After I've made 135 of these? Not happening 😂😂😂

[potent grail]

i just thought of it

Calm down

@compact root all i have to say is

😹

[compact root]

🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

[potent grail]

Sorry havana i just thought of stardates

[compact root]

I known mate, I'm joking. It crossed my mind, a long timr ago, but I don't want to change it all now 😂

[potent grail]

i see

[stoic vigil]

would be hard for him as would be -350,000

right now its -302920.1558705222

[torpid finch]

@compact root 🤣🤣

[stoic vigil]

was gonna say no females involved this is impossible but its impossibru

and that guide is wrong #1 has a yield

so 2 is 1 and 1 is 3 and 3 is 2

[compact root]

Women as bad drivers is Mens fault. We are constantly lying to them them how big 25cm actually is 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

[stoic vigil]

the camera can lip read

[potent grail]

[quasi idol]

I saw that car meme on crazy memes yesterday 🤣
The correct protocol is 2, 3, 1 by the way lol

[restive nacelle]

I think the outcome depends on the applicable laws of the country

[compact root]

Not really, road signs are universal.

[proud gorge]

Which car am I ?

[quasi idol]

Most people were confusing 2 for a yield sign. Its not, only 1 has a yield sign and none have a stop sign.

[proud gorge]

No cop, I’m going first 😉

[compact root]

Yeah, no that is a warning that you have a road incoming on your right. 🤣

I don't know names for signs in English. I do know what they mean 🤣

[glossy wren]

That is against rules....

👀

[compact root]

no cussin don!

[quasi idol]

Oh, yea, just noticed the f bomb, was focused on the pic lol

*Needs my cropping glasses lol

[compact root]

😂

Still funny tho

But yeah, no cussing

[quasi idol]

Walllaaaaaa or however you spell it ...lol

[glossy wren]

😂

[misty veldt]

🤣🤣

[quasi idol]

I need to get with the tech times lol

Novice cropper lol

[compact root]

[compact root]

Captains log day 136

[potent grail]

@compact root your grandfather died 37 times

😹

thats impossible

[compact root]

I hate to break it to you @potent grail , but the logs may not be 100% factual 🤣

[potent grail]

🤣 IK that its just i couldn't think of anything to add so

[radiant wadi]

@compact root say it isn't so! 😮😮

[potent grail]

@radiant wadi i am afraid it is so

Havana told me herself

[compact root]

it's just a guess but i think he may be dramatizing slightly

[potent grail]

that's not all

[compact root]

next he'll tell us Gorkon is just a metaphor for modern day society and how we try and fail to cope with life

[potent grail]

Gorken is the code name for his arch enemy @compact root

[pseudo light]

👀

[glossy wren]

@wooden iris follow #509679626763632642 when posting

[pseudo light]

👀

[misty veldt]

👀👀

[main cove]

Going thru @compact root’s file...

Father dying, last year. Mother dying, last year. Mother and father dying. Mother, father, and older sister dying. Mother dying and older sister pregnant. Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: half of the family dying, other half pregnant.

[waxen meadow]

Holy poop. @compact root is from a family of liches!

[woven pecan]

Well... 2 grandfathers per step mom or dad... if @compact root was from California, I guess that it’s possible. Andoreans have 4 people involved in having kids... If he is from Andorian California 37 grandfathers is easy.

Or he is using “a death in the family” excuse a little carelessly. Just cause command bought that you needed a 3 day weekend because your grandfather died LAST TIME, doesn’t mean you should try it again.

[woven pecan]

@kindred minnow that is clearly political hyperbole. I’m going to suffocate ifI do not embrace your Green Party political agenda? That is not allowed in this forum. 🤣

[kindred minnow]

The green party is not political. But I've been told I always have a political agenda on my server so maybe I should join a party thatbdoes

[woven pecan]

Wait. The Green Party political party is not political? Obtuse as heck dude. I like it.

[elder shell]

Just turn the music up and hit the space equivalent of a pot hole and you will be fine

[wide heath]

nah, just put a double layer of electrical tape over it

[crimson berry]

I only just woke up 😣

[compact root]

Captains log day 137

[next junco]

make sure it ain't sate wau wau

https://tenor.com/ZD4H.gif

[potent grail]

🤣

[pseudo light]

True

[pseudo light]

👀

[compact root]

You can never be too careful! 😂😂

[slender quail]

We do not know this, but Chuck Norris already won STFC across all the servers

[compact root]

Captains log day 138

[slender quail]

Chuck Norris is the only one the Borg cannot assimilate

[prisma chasm]

You forgot Magyver and his paperclip!

[compact root]

🤣

[wicked narwhal]

Only the mordor one is 100% efficient in terminal pain relief

[compact root]

Permanently

🤣

[compact root]

Well, that would make entire LotR saga last for 15 minutes. Here you go Sonic, throw that into Volcano in Mordor, oh you're back... Cool. The end.

🤣

[icy thunder]

Gecko Chilling like a villain lol.

Sorry i tried to meme this but the dang app i was using stopped working for whatever reason.

[compact root]

🤣

[compact root]

😖💨

[pseudo light]

The super man bowl? @ancient basin

[stoic vigil]

the El Bowl?

[compact root]

You're all wrong, it's clearly the "hope bowl"

[compact root]

Captains log day 139

[potent grail]

@compact root Words can't describe how dumb u are

😹

[compact root]

See, can't get worse 🤣 🤣 🤣

[potent grail]

The old way is to be blown up in the Pace zone. i hope u bought enough photon torpedoes

[compact root]

🤔

I thought it was drinking contest...

🤣

[potent grail]

🤣

Nope Blowing up time

💥

[compact root]

It's Monday. I'm not in mood for blowing up... 🤣 some other day perhaps. 🤣

[potent grail]

Well lets hope gorkon forgot something

or has no targeting power

[ancient basin]

She would be able to poop in a sieve and it wouldn't catch a thing!

[compact root]

Half raw chicken, or the reverse enema as it's known at Wendy's

[main cove]

Wth...

[wide heath]

pro tip--just dont buy that fridge. its a simple spell really, but quite unbreakable.

[waxen meadow]

Gotta get a leg up on the competition and waist them?

[compact root]

😂😂

[radiant spoke]

Whoops wrong Game

[mystic pecan]

I love B5

[sharp nest]

If you go to Z’Ha’dum you will die

[radiant spoke]

"Yes, yes, Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry. Go, go, Zathras take care."

[sharp nest]

Not the one

[vast glen]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-text-cant-see-ken-jeong-gif-5957945

[sterile nest]

didn't laugh

[compact root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599271109980061696/674046329718177794/image0.png

@compact root you need some of this?

[elder shell]

is that real or a photoshop?

[red spire]

Whatever it is, I want to find it and mine it

[next junco]

real I guess

dark space

at least some 40'ish space

[prisma chasm]

it is real ... needed for an event

here... 😉

[next junco]

I'm 27, no need for that info yet 😛

[prisma chasm]

lol

[compact root]

Woah, that mission gives 6k lat

[compact root]

Captains log day 140

[potent grail]

@compact root you towed gorkon to Romulan space i wonder how that went

😹

[compact root]

Smoothly 😂😂😂

[potent grail]

Did the romulan's blow him up

[stoic vigil]

he was dead before arriving

the tribbles caused acute raspatory failure

[compact root]

No idea, tribbles are keeping him warm 😂

[potent grail]

oh

i would have blown him up

💥

Hannah's problem is gone

[compact root]

No fun in that.. 😂

[potent grail]

Fun

[stoic vigil]

I have work to do, stop distracting me!

[potent grail]

Simple close discord Dark

[stoic vigil]

then I won't get notifications that I don't need 🤣

[compact root]

That's not simple 🤣

[potent grail]

just press the x button

Go in invisible mode

and then close discord u will not get notifications

[stoic vigil]

I'll do all that if you do my paperwork

[potent grail]

Hell no

[stoic vigil]

should only take 3 hours maybe 4

[potent grail]

Digital Only :)

[stoic vigil]

that's exactly what I have to do 😭

compile and digitize

[potent grail]

my company has all our files on computers :)

[stoic vigil]

well the company I work for still uses physical documents

[potent grail]

aww

[stoic vigil]

so I have to compile all related documents per delivery and then convert them to PDF and save them

[potent grail]

🤣

[stoic vigil]

just glad its not busy like was when one of our clients switched depots and they royally f'cked things up

I can handle 40 to 50 jobs, not 100+

[potent grail]

:)

having 10 workers always on makes our company run very well

[stoic vigil]

from 11pm to 9am I am the only operations on across north america 😭

rest of the time always 5 to 8 people in local office

[potent grail]

LOL 10 people in our UK office and 5 in our office in america

[stoic vigil]

most nights I'm lucky and its just monitoring while I do paperwork

some nights its absolute hell

[potent grail]

haha

[stoic vigil]

biggest problem is the nightshift not paying attention to their work and making errors that end up effecting our drivers crossing the border

that I then have to deal with at 3am

[potent grail]

rip

[stoic vigil]

last time I took vacation, the guy that covered my shift for 2 weeks thought he wouldn't have to do anything at night

all hell broke loose in the morning 🤣

[potent grail]

lol

[stoic vigil]

after 6am there is a lot of dispatching to be done and airline transfers

also have to chase airlines that fail to move shipments

just went through a pile of messed up paperwork idiots got crap all mixed together instead of being civilized and putting it on the board in order

think I'll give the shredder a workout

out of sight out of mind not my fault 👀

[potent grail]

haha

[stoic vigil]

if its not on the board its not my problem

[potent grail]

Yeah i do that with files if its in the wrong place not my problem

[potent grail]

🤣

[stoic vigil]

who deleted our emotions 😭

[glossy wren]

#blamehannah

[restive nacelle]

@stoic vigil be like

[swift walrus]

damnit

[uncut osprey]

DAMN

I spent 5 minutes trying to remove it

[swift walrus]

1 minute for me 🤣

[uncut osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sailormoon-anime-cry-gif-5643409

[ember shard]

Not my shade 🤣.

[main cove]

If I had hair...

[pseudo light]

🤔

[proud gorge]

Removed due to Nazi reference.

[pseudo light]

Umm, there was nothing wrong with what I said

It's actually a peace symbol tilted, that's all it is

[timber elk]

It was a nazi sign.

And you know it was a nazi sign

[proud gorge]

I was clearing up the conversation

[pseudo light]

I know @timber elk that's why I said to tilt it 🤦‍♂️

[proud gorge]

If there was an issue I would have said something to you

[pseudo light]

K 👍 @proud gorge

[swift walrus]

@proud gorge thank

[pseudo light]

What about the lime? @sour sandal

[grand salmon]

Hah ded

That show is interesting so far, but surely not what I expected at all.

[compact root]

Captains log day 141

[potent grail]

@compact root i told u should of killed Gorkon

😹

Why didn't u listen to me

[compact root]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

😂

[potent grail]

i seid u should kill him

And u didn't. now he is a hero u set him up to win

[compact root]

I swear I didn't plan it to be like that😂 😂 😂

[potent grail]

Dw IK u diden't

[modern meadow]

Fake news... WE are in Control of that Gladius now! All hail emperor Tribble!

[compact root]

👀

[tulip trench]

Is he a Borg tribble?

[potent grail]

No just No

[tulip trench]

Why not?

[misty veldt]

🤣🤣

[red violet]

#blamehavana ☝️☝️☝️🤣🤣🤣

[gloomy jetty]

@compact root - you’re logs are a bright spot in this channel!

[pseudo light]

The next avatar

[ancient basin]

I may have found my new favourite movie! 😂

[mystic pecan]

I actually watched that....

[misty veldt]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[modern meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/557560325050859524/674674590961631252/image0.gif

[red violet]

if you stare at it, it rises up slooowlyyyyy

[main cove]

The Tribble or his rug?

[red violet]

Uh.... Yes.....

[compact root]

Captains log day 142

[compact root]

This is definitely me...