#🔥-memes-no-talking
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@ancient basin just wednesday?
i wouldnt want to do it tomorrow as it could ruin the weekend 😂
looks like people make reposts out of boredom
Repeat @eternal root
no he added a hat
and my name lol
Captains log day 16
Silly and I love it @compact root
Day 360 of 360 Gorkon won
Or Gorkon dies
Those other ways to get d'vor prints will be coming soon™️ I'm sure
@crimson berry Okay, meet Lisa from P.T., she's fun.
????? 🤔
The happy meal isn't a happy meal
"i don't want to lose your love, tonight"
“I just wanna use your love tonight”
OMG game dont work maybe upgrade 😤
Captains log day 17
you should apply a peace shield
I think the hint is definitely there🤔
C'mon no deep fried memes please
Shemaybe.
@restive nacelle no, that's just what happens daily in the ocean
👀
Captains log day 18
Star Trek II: the opera. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/AdultSwimSubscribe About Robot Chicken: Robot Chicken is Adult Swim's long-running stop-motion animated hom...
😐
same effect when you divide by 0
please don't divide by 0 I still have bills to pay
can't afford to die yet
nah, divide by zero just creates a undefined crash. Trashing the trash would technically be an infinite loop though the logical paradox is funny.
Captains log day 19
😂
What was that about results being negative?🤔
It's a joke xD only on medical results you get positive and negative, IQ tests always give a number xD
@tulip trench @compact root You could argue that in a universe of Antimatter, a negative result for an IQ test is a good thing. 🤣🤣🤣😜😜
I'm not that deep when I'm making those logs 🤣🤣🤣
It's usually before or during my morning coffee 🤣
🤣🤣
"So dumb he failed his iq test"...a popular expression at work when breaking in newbies
Or "So dumb, he studied for urine test"
🤣🤣
You can study for a urine test
you study other peoples urine to find the best match for your needs
Man I need to venture here more often you guys crack me up
As useful as a chocolate fire poker...my personal favourite
Or, as useful as a knitted condom..
What in the joker rip off is that !??
I think it's undead from World of Warcraft
Like joker gone drag
Damn gotta rewatch death note got stuck on Fate
it is way better then the original by pikotaro
Definitely better, still creepy as f....
its the facial expressions with the mild dancing
It’s..... artistic?
like my wife’s 5 minutes are more like 15, “coming soon” for scopely means 11 months
😢
Worship the bucket
Captains log day 20
Suddenly, a wormhole appears!
DS9
» Watch Star Trek: Picard 1/24 exclusively with your Prime membership » SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/PrimeVideoUKSubscribe About Prime Video: Want to watch it no...
Prob wrong channel, but neeeeeds to be seen🖖😇
Odd
well, thx for that 😛
couldn't wait already on that show, now I need to wait 3 more months
they said around end of this year first, now they shifted it to begin next year
no wonder dsc has to wait with season 3
but looks good 😉
That is awesome!
The year is 1986. The sign on Maradona's shirt says "No drugs" and on Platini's "No to corruption" 😂
we all know maradona left coz he sniffed up the marker lines on the playfields
it's what fame and money do to you
Sooo familiar...
They should be called macro transactions now.
Trello AG
Pupshausen
Furzerstraße 69
Geschäftsstelle Rosettenhausen
Sehr geehrter Herr
Durch einen Ihrer Bekannten sind wir streng vertraulich darauf aufmerksam gemacht worden,
daß Sie stark unter Blähungen leiden. Wir haben Sie daher 14 Tage lang unauffällig
beobachtet und festgestellt, daß Sie sich ständig in Gesellschaft befinden und keine
Gelegenheit haben, die innerlichen Winde abzulassen.
Wir wollen Ihnen helfen und bieten Ihnen daher unseren " Trello " an. Derselbe im After
eingeführt, ist so konstruiert, daß Sie stärkste Winde ohne jedes Geräusch ablassen können.
Ein eingebauter Filter nimmt auch den schwächsten Geruch fort, und Sie können so in jeder
Gesellschaft frei nach Schiller furzen.
Für Herren, die sich ständig in Gesellschaft befinden, so wie Sie, haben wir eine kleine
Spieluhr eingebaut mit den Liedern: "Hinaus in die Ferne" und "was blasen die
Trompeten". Wegen der starken Nachfrage ist die Einlage "Es braust ein Ruf wie
Donnerhall" zur Zeit vergriffen.
Auch Ihrer Familie würde " Trello " von ganzen Herzen zusagen, wenn Sie morgens im
Schlafzimmer statt der schrecklichen Knallgeräusche, auf dem " Trello " das Lied: "Hörst
Du mein heimliches Rufen" ablassen.
Drei Tage nach Erhalt dieses Schreibens wird sich eine unserer ausgesuchten Probierdamen
gestatten, bei Ihnen vorzusprechen um den " Trello " Ihrem After anzupassen.
Wir bitten Sie daher, zwei Scheiben Vollkornbrot mit Zwiebeln ( ca. zwei Stunden vorher ), zu
sich zu nehmen, damit bei Ihrem ungewöhnlich starken Aftersausen die Dichtungen
besonders geprüft werden können.
Der Apparat kostet einschließlich Einsetzen und Mehwertsteuer in einfacher Ausführung
Euro 20,-, in Verchromter Ausführung, damit bei feuchter Ausblasung keine Rostgefahr
entsteht, Euro 35,-.
Wir bitten Sie, uns nicht weiterzuempfehlen, da wir nur an prominente Bläser liefern.
Hochachtungsvoll
Trello AG
Vertriebsgesellschaft
Für medizinische und
Sonstige Instrumente
Sees super long post in German on English speaking server um... Nein
🤦♂️
I wonder if anyone even bothered to try and translate all that.
I understand German fairly well..and you're not getting my 20€ for a fart box.
I grew up with german, but i didn't even bother trying to read all that. Don't like seeing novels in discord.
Captains log day 21
@halcyon sundial i did translate it didnt find it funny
It’s German, of course it’s not funny lol
Truth
@ancient basin every day 🤣
Officer xp.
sometimes this game is like: https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0HlJgGs5qYntZ3Ne
More like this
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtiLUCfFBdC1oxG/giphy.gif
lol
@umbral pelican Enjoy! 😎 👍
Scopely management
Captains log day 22
@compact root Max Headroom or something if I remember it right ?
@next junco yep. Max was a commercial for Coca-cola in the 80s and got a short lived series from his popularity
Captains log day 23
a little pink in this world of brute😬
Restart @signal igloo
it hurts my eyes 
Captains log day 24
The "Knock-Squad"
I have questions...
Why are some of us circles and most triangles? Are you trying to say something?
What's the squiggles?
Why does yellow guy have such a hairy back?
Why are they all smelling their fingers?
Why are their arms and legs so skinny?
Why does circle person only have 4 hairs?
Why is there not a knock knock joke included in this illustration?
Why are cadets knocking anything?
Do you think they know where the door is?
@last summit please ask your questions in another channel.This channel is for memes
But the meme asked if there are any questions. 🤔
😂
I had many
Okay okay
👀
@glossy wren sorry mate but think you was told there
lol @last summit - that's a lot of questions... most of which I feel are sarcastic... soooo... I'll give a blanket "yes" and leave it at that hahahaha
Although 'us' was confusing in question 1 - I don't think I was drawing you at all
👌
Captains log day 25
LOL
gotta love spaceballs
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Every Rule of Acquisition that was said throughout every Star trek series.
There ya go NagusZek🖖😎
Like it
Captains log day 26
Or did anything not thé way they want it 😂
👀
Captains log day 27
@crimson berry that sounds like me
I think that’s many people 😊
yeah
I first thought 'aligning' the Y's at there end would mean, they forgot those two letters on purpose, but nah, it wouldn't align well enough as the R would be out of margin. Still can be interpreted positively as well, but existing players will know....
see his rifle shaking 😛
@compact root sadly the sally is still op
@kindred minnow
Strange for me then
crew
It's not just crew.. the sally needs a nerf, or every other ship needs a first hit buff that matches it..
all I can say, based on what I know, is: being worked on
nice but planned, the toilet seat is closed and he has a helmet on ! 😛
the sally is already nerfed
it has a small gun that fires once round 1,2,3 then the big gun fires again
explorers fire twice then then 4x on the 3rd
its crew that's your problem
without getting a crit on first shot the sally has no advantage
Yippee flying cars next month😍
Captains log day 28
@compact root Thanks for your daily posts ! really enjoy them and wait daily for your log posts 😂
Seconded in the log posts - and as to Sally it’s fine and that view has nothing to do with mine being built at the weekend!
@compact root that means all trit was used?
When Sally met Sally
CAT
No ships - no moving the station!
@compact root the latest one lol
Also - idk if y'all heard...
New Backstreet boys song that came out after they started playing STFC....
"Tiering up my ship when I spend too, and when I fall apart I clear nodes tooooo."
😂
@ancient basin I already dress like Roy Batty. All I need now is to dye my hair white and get a black leather trench coat.
Alexa told me that joke. Lol
@cloud cradle actually that relocation one is a repost
True @next junco (love the name btw) - I shared some of these months ago as well
Full strip of 4 diff cartoons
yeah, you first posted them separately, then this one
where is the one about the warp path nonsense ?
acadamy navigation course
@next junco Warp Paths Nonsense lol
exactly that one 🙂
Wait, is that a bumble-cow on the bottom right?
No making fun of anti vaxers?
Captains log day 29
repost x 10 already
dumbooo
Gotta love missions! @compact root @warm phoenix lol
Hahahaha awesome 😍
Scopley Dev walking into work this morning, be like....
When your alliance-mates decides to ditch you 10 seconds before engaging the armada
@vast glen it's a 21, virtually any ship can defeat that solo. nice try though.
Captains log day 30
Mods last night
Has it stopped hitting the fan?
Hide Phil 😂 the 💩 is still in the fan... Or hits the fan... Something like that... 😂
nope not safe
is that u?
No, I’m not that dumb with crew.
Post meme's at your own risk if i like them i take them.
Working in an Armada station used to be one of the most highly requested positions in the galaxy...
@cloud cradle did you do one about swapping crew seats away from station? Was looking earlier but couldn't find it, quite possible I'm going nuts though....
Maybe that was the one, it's close but I thought I remembered 3 chairs and a silly conversation
Thanks and keep up the good work 👍
Thank you!
@compact root there was one but it wasnt from stonedVulcan was about a pineapple on her seat and needing the med bay
@compact root or <@&509691205798592532> - should I be posting to #😍-fan-art instead of memes?
Sure
Wherever you want
You can post in galaxy channel but not many will see because it will get lost
So best channels are memes or fan art
No
Captains log day 31
My klingon isn't that great either
LOL
What? I see tall happy people 🤷
I see fortune cookies
I see tall happy people
I see naked women...
I’m out
@brisk sinew you come with me to therapy 😂
Deal
I know an excellent PsychoTheRapist, he used to be mechanic. He will fix us in no time 😂😂😂
@compact root we had scopelyiscrap on ours was a name change after a player quit due to shield dropping
Are you just saying it because you saw it?
And because I love it
well whoever deleted my pic is one of the folk who clearly need therapy! 😂😂😂
Obviously 🤣🤣🤣
People have dirty minds @ancient basin
lol - yeah white male movie stars have it rough in today's world...
Captains log day 32
Man walks into psychyratis office, dressed in nothing but glad wrap, Doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts...". Boom tish
Flat earthers in star trek: because even pakled and ferengi need people to laugh at
🤦♂️
@wheat fulcrum did you hear about the dude who went to a costume party wearing only a potato on his wang? He went as a dictator.
🤣😂🤣& on a lighter note... "if there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance...!"
Captains log day 33
Can someone let scopely know for me please so they can improve the drop rate on my refinery
nicky nicky nine doors
What class of ship is the ISS?
?
"But... D'vor... Gives... F2pers.... 300lat.... Once it's... Bought &... Upgraded... Unhh"
The ISS is 
That's the tri force @compact root
Armada target
@stoic vigil triforce of wisdom
Captains log day 34
lmao
ISS is a
target for a Realta
Captains log day 35
@kindred minnow and nobody said a word about the guys last name from Texas.....shame
Well, since 194 decibels is the loudest possible sound, and it would kill you on the spot...
Saturn V rocket was measured at 204 dB.
194 is max at sea level, bruh.
ahh yes the human fascination with "can it kill me"
@kindred minnow leave it to a guy named Meshits to have the loudest fart.
loosen up the lips and dry out the tips get that brap brap brap
@compact root congrates mate on your promotion ! Keep up the good work
@compact root will do! 💕
@tawdry frigate lol
Last time, my refrigerator light wouldn't turn off for weeks
I wonder if that single elite separatist ship that’s been stuck in Ajilon will finally be saved
@compact root Did you try Riven ? 😉
Chuck Norris one is good
I see the pink arrows, and am reminded of a certain star destroyer from Sw legends
Derikson are these supposed to be ironically unfunny or what?
Captains log day 37
mmm baby bortas for lunch my sally will be happy
Don't you dare look in my direction! It will explode 🤣🤣🤣
I'm just getting into intrepid hunting now too
Tier 5 sally is quite fun
I'm only cautious with tier 6+ legionaries
9 bps left to my Sally 😈
But man this Bortas is hard to upgrade, wasted a lot of lat to get it up, somehow it's still weaker than my Kumari xD
power for power it will be
Kumari take high tier to get upto 390k
where bortas is high tier 3 low tier 4
It took my Bortas till T4 starting with the armor upgrade to surprase my Kumari in terms of survivability
My Kumari itself it T5 with the armor and main gun only
lol it does look likea poor drawing of a dog when its contrasted that way
if the dog was wearing a sweater
Nice havana
i posted it on nowonshall discord and pinged him so when he wakes he will see
public transport always entertaining
Especially when you’re stoned
😂🤣
there are exceptions
@compact root Check out The Doctor’s Case by Stephen King. It’s in the book Nightmares and Dreamscapes.
@ember shard yes
@tawny kayak Thank you. ❤
Captains log day 38
@ancient basin try https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/1320150918165223/ instead
😂 😂 😂
This is a funny FarSide
74568 time this year... Still funny 😂😂😂
🤣😂
Captains log day 39
Scopely when a player says they are quitting
Santa thinks like Vegeta.
Bruh
I would go in
Who wouldn't?
How many times are the memes about Kirk directing the security detail to dig three graves up ahead or an incoming transmission about extended warranty on the viewscreen going to get posted?
I predict 200k more times.
minimum
Not sure if this should go in #🔥-memes-no-talking or #💭-suggestions. Maybe I'll post in both.
so easy to mine dailies even at war
Red shirts always die 😂🤣😂
@true current LOL
so fortnite is better then MC?
OMG do u not know how scales work
i do i am joking
Oh ok
@true current "scopely"
Scoply ♥
Scoply, means sloppy
@pseudo light exactly sloppy programmers
so we are not suppose to let people subscribe us out for free?
should of also had in small print "kiss my shiny metal ass"
Captains log day 41
Hahahaha Clamp your hamms 😂😂😂
Yes
after the clusterf#$# that armadas has been? Yes.
Captains log day 42
R.I.P Alan
I know 😂😂😂
LOL
@eternal root at the moment
😂🤣, dont say the U word
Captains log day 43
Just because its Halloween
Just now??? @dusky stone
what you mean?
This is what happens when memes are created without spellcheck. 
😂
🤣
@dusky stone I mean this is the first event that's pay to win?
no, but it gets more nasty every time
here, enjoy a out of context image
@dusky stone, what's "a gamne"?
I should be able to search it, not find it on info about a mug.
Your welcome lol 🤣😉🤣
@compact root 🤣 🤣 🤣
LOL
That summarizes Scopely so well
😳👀
every city has a camel tow
they love that play of words decal'd all over their trucks
Captains log day 45
@compact root what surprises me is that you use a background showing an fed ship, yet you talk in your logs like a klingon
hijacked enterprise ? 🤔
he dreams about it so he admires it
@next junco neutral and independent 😈
then you are not allowed to own any faction ships
by galactic law 779 you must destroy them and any blueprints you own of them
Come and take them 😈
🤔
It's the ears that throw you off?
Man that was decades ago, my brain doesn't have it in memory banks 🤣
you are in the memes channel you uncultured swines
LMAO
I've never seen an episode of that show in my life and I know what the Arnold shaking fist is. Know your memes people!
@main cove this is one of my favorites
And variation on a theme
For scopely, just change add block to you aren't threatening to sue
@thin stream sry, but no, family friendly only
👌
Those 2 are posted like few hours ago 🤣
Hahahaha
😂
😂
Hahaha thanks for laughs mate!
ok I'll save some for later xD
😂 🖖
WOW
WOW
There is a NSFW reply to that. So polite one is dont knock it till you've tried it
Captains log day 47
LOL
KILL THE NOMSTER!!! 🤣
#scopelymath
I’ll have 2 of the second one
The importance of grammar
Also in a car book, look at bottom right corner 😂
Captains log day 48
1 2 3 4 I declare a stream war
👀
🤣😂
Same here
Captains log day 49
I almost screamed 😂
LOL
Ew
that cat is a friend of mine
No, i don't @pearl nacelle
Well, clearly they had it at least once.
Did they or is this just an example of Mandela effect?
Nope, they never have.
Hmm.Faction Hunt?AoW part 1?
Screenshot (Nov 5, 2019 1:07:01 PM)
@fast fiber please follow our #509679626763632642
Captains log day 50
@compact root LOL good job
No prob, just wanted you to die laughing like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Atma to be precise, but yes Ultima weapon
Yea
It was in 6 xD
Hahahaha I like his style 😂
Ah man. Good old times when games had style characters and good story
Yeah, I stopped playing FF after Crisis core and Type 0
I don’t like the idea of grinding your characters only to die in the main storyline
The Japanese are such an interesting culture
It’s easy for them to get your emotions
Their games always make me think about life xD
Didn't play their mobile games unfortunately
But I was following the MMO FF up untill recently
I was astonished how far and ehat devs did to get it back to be an awesome game
It just blew my mind
And how much they listen and appreciate their community
Bloody unbelievable
Speaking of listening to their community
There was one time during an bloodbath event where a player got hospitalized because of playing too much
To tier for his/her character
After that, the devs released a 1hr break system during events so that players can have their rest
And there’s me
Waiting for the maintenance to end
Since my shield will expire anytime now
I’m saving up for my Kumari 😭
APAC servers are coming online
Yay, it’s hard because my alliance is very friendly
Very hard to find stations that are not included in the pact
I know that pain xD
FF6 made me "sick" a lot for school
The need to warn players first of 0 before hitting them
The hassle to take a screenshot for “evidence” since my server has this alliance council for pact breakers
Well, for a newbie like myself. The pact is very handy
Since I can mine peacefully
I won’t worry about my base getting attacked by higher level players included in the pact
its so easily fabricated as you cannot see the players name with the mine selected to begin with
our RoE is simple, 0 node or OPC is fair game
alliance pacts dictate warning time limits and requirements
no need to send a message or give any grace period
@vast glen you need to raid more
👍
lvl 25 gets expensive
@stoic vigil level 26 gets expensive, 25 is a breeze
just saying it starts at 25
Lv 22 is a bit of a slog already, that said I like the idea of everyone else trying to rush ahead while I focus on the ships and stuff I already have.
$copely‘s try for a next gen Hay Day
@pearl nacelle make it unlimited raid opertunaties and keep the button for purchase
Maintenance at Scopely. https://tenor.com/view/airplane-movie-airplane-movie-gif-8304603
@tawdry frigate
This channel is blowing up.
I tell my alliance that when they ask me to launch a Armada.... Armada launches are coming soon
@cinder osprey. Lmao
xD
Hasta cuando? Coñ,oooooo
Don’t you just love how every time the enterprise gets trashed it’s little more than superficial surface damage? Those tiny little easily destroyed pylons that literally hold the parts of the ship together always remain intact and untouched. No pylons breaking off, no saucer section getting snapped off and plowed through by the engineering section. I mean seriously, not one enemy has targeted a pylon. Sure there’s no critical components there...except for...oh yeah the ships structural integrity!
After a 1.5 hr Maintenance that lasts 9 hrs.
Captains log day 51
Kirk and Silent Spock yo!
Chasing Amy... 👍
LOL
Just sayin'! 😂
