#🤨┃stalker_memes

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loud vale
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I want him as a mutant

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Biggie cheese

rustic ether
night barn
solar wren
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why monolith make that

weak crest
solar wren
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how

fathom hare
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Insanity

random dove
weak crest
weak crest
cinder urchin
wild owl
molten citrus
regal sluice
unreal temple
manic leaf
slow thunder
weak crest
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Its been 2 days since ive seen anime x stalker crossover, am i in heaven?

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Is the Monomeztinos piling its crossovers up and preparing to unleash them in the wild?

hasty pelican
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Oh no

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OH NO

wild owl
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Is the Monomeztinos piling its crossovers up and preparing to unleash them in the wild?
@weak crest Ohh. Just wait some time. I'll make another one.

weak crest
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no please god no

hasty pelican
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Vova Bruh

coral karma
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@wild owl what is that even supposed to be? man OP is something else

night barn
weak crest
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@night barn jumping into the conversation when someone is wrong about the lore:

night barn
weak crest
wild owl
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@orchid scaffold @weak crest @deep canyon @faint portal @analog yoke @full coral @tame ermine @edgy jacinth @runic forum @muted marten @twin turtle
AND
Specially for Muffles.
ISG Azazel zak

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Or wait... I forgot to ping him zak

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@weak crest

full coral
copper zephyr
weak crest
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хахахаха

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очень смешно

wild owl
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Ну а куда по-твоему Шустрый флешку дел?

copper zephyr
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Надо просто видеть изначальный фул

weak crest
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хахахахахаахаххахахахахахахахахахахахахаха

copper zephyr
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с банкой

weak crest
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покажи

wild owl
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Скинь сюда

copper zephyr
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Щя, мне этот акк не важен

weak crest
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ЧТО БЫ ФУЛЛ БЫЛ У МЕНЯ НА СТОЛЕ ДО ВЕЧЕРА!

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i hate you so much

copper zephyr
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mp4 не льётся, щя в вебм конвертирую

weak crest
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ОК

copper zephyr
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Ошибка лезет

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Ну не судьба

upper dragon
timber garden
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is it Andrew Lincoln?

weak crest
untold whale
cinder urchin
fathom hare
hasty pelican
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Not stalker Illegal

molten citrus
exotic ridge
weak crest
rustic ether
weak crest
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Yes smile_strelok

rustic ether
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Gonna make Pseudogiant goulash when dead air 1.0 comes out

weak crest
analog yoke
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yum

weak crest
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That moment when you

Monolitsmile_strelok Monolith

spring cipher
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i want to be... rich

graceful fox
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OK

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Enjoy an entire ceiling that is gonna fall right now

timber garden
full coral
vocal bridge
wild owl
wild owl
weak crest
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🔫smile_scar

untold whale
solar wren
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i just finish SoC , i understand everything now

weak crest
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Cs and COP : HI??

rustic ether
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You will never stop learning new things about stalker

latent relic
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Yes

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shotgun is best

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change my mind

weak crest
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Wb knife?

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It can explode A wall lol

hasty pelican
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i just finish SoC , i understand everything now
He has transcended the wiseness of man

solar wren
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yes

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I've finish CS and litteraly CoP but SoC was the one i've take a long time for him ;-;

weak crest
weak crest
terse drum
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Tfw you started a chain of like 10 people spamming medkit emojis smile_scar

graceful fox
slim apex
near tangle
weak crest
weak crest
true stratus
night barn
naive temple
silk cipher
weak crest
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Face the wall monk, you broke the chain

loud vale
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shush weeb

hasty pelican
loud vale
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helltaker aint no weeb it just gamer moment

weak crest
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It is weeb smile_degtyarev

silk cipher
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No

steel ivy
silk cipher
steel ivy
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Б-баян

vivid grove
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я знаю

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баян тому и смешно

steel ivy
wild owl
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I have heard that you don't like anime, guys. But what would you say about this. zak

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@weak crest @deep canyon @faint portal @analog yoke @full coral @tame ermine @edgy jacinth @weak crest @muted marten @twin turtle smile_strelok

shy fiber
weak crest
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Furries. EEEW Illegal

wild owl
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:no_furries:
@shy fiber Sharik was a furry zak

orchid scaffold
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@wild owl let's add some captions to that cerberus, shall we?

wild owl
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One sec...

orchid scaffold
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Instead of "awoooo" do some... idk

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"twenty dollars"

wild owl
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🤔

orchid scaffold
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Or make one of them ask for 20 dollars

wild owl
hollow comet
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more memes please

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i come here all the time to burn time, so please dont stop with the memes

worldly moth
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I was not prepared for those anomalys

hazy stag
shy fiber
lucid pilot
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Very original of you

wild owl
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@weak crest Furries?

cunning nest
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pain

barren sparrow
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Beautiful zak

cunning nest
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just pain

barren sparrow
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Plain beautiful zak

orchid scaffold
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Painfully beautiful

analog yoke
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helltaker? i like

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furry? i hide

wild owl
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@analog yoke What would you say about Helltaker + Furry + Stalker zak

analog yoke
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nah fam

frigid depot
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What would you say about Helltaker + Furry + Stalker zak
Don't combine them
Please
I beg you
And out of all variants furry version is better zak

night barn
weak crest
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EEEW TF

untold whale
graceful fox
bright adder
graceful fox
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No furries past this point

weak crest
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True.

bright adder
frigid depot
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anything other than helltaker

graceful fox
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OK another Bruh coming

haughty echo
silk cipher
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obsolete

graceful fox
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I will upload a non stalker meme in stalker memes

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Don't make me do it

silk cipher
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Do it

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I dare you

hasty pelican
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SIDOR NO

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if you do it

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I will singlehandedly get to the CNPP

silk cipher
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carve

hasty pelican
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and chug a grenade into the teleport that leads to your bunker Sidor

lucid pilot
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Helltaker and stalker should not co exist

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This is when we actually need duty to do their job

orchid scaffold
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@wild owl you had duty hellstalker?

barren sparrow
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This is when we actually need duty to do their job
says the freedomer zak

hasty pelican
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This is when we actually need duty to do their job
says the freedomer zak

If you only knew how bad things really were

weak crest
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Stalker in furry
Furry Duty
You know what, no, no matter how don't care about duty thats too much, just no, burn in now

graceful fox
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I WILL

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DO IT.

worldly moth
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Furry Duty will just kill themselves

frigid depot
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You know what, no, no matter how don't care about duty thats too much, just no, burn in now
Stronk zak

graceful fox
orchid scaffold
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Me watching people crying over an anthropomorphic dog in a military suit

analog yoke
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hehe

weak crest
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Me watching people crying over an anthropomorphic dog in a military suit
You know the drill, face the wall

barren sparrow
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kek

graceful fox
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You have not paid the fine of having an anime PFP and you dare to be in my bunker?

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Face the wall, friend.

untold whale
weak crest
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You have not paid the fine of having an anime PFP and you dare to be in my bunker?
cocks PKM

graceful fox
graceful fox
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You fool, you think that PKM will stop me?

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Come on, I am Sidorovich

weak crest
graceful fox
weak crest
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Yes

frigid depot
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when it comes to anime or furries this server goes mad lmao

graceful fox
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Do it.

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@frigid depot I just be kidding around smile_strelok

weak crest
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when it comes to anime or furries this server goes mad lmao
At least vast majority either don't care about anime or they ok-ish with it to the extent

graceful fox
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Sid still cannot die to a PKM smile_strelok

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Only true STALKERs know how to kill him

worldly moth
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Frag

frigid depot
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At least vast majority either don't care about anime or they ok-ish with it to the extent
Can say the same about furries lol

graceful fox
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Frag and...?

worldly moth
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Another frag grenade

graceful fox
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And....?

worldly moth
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And another one

weak crest
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Furries
Doubt

frigid depot
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A red barrel

And....?

graceful fox
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And...?

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You forgot a key ingredient

worldly moth
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Oh and Barmen

graceful fox
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Heheh

worldly moth
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He has better prices

graceful fox
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IMPERIAL

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WHAT THE HELL!!??

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Sidorovich.

latent relic
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Sidrovich

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i killed the outpost

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can i have my payment

graceful fox
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Good lad

worldly moth
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You what?!

latent relic
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get one vodka

graceful fox
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have a Ruble.

latent relic
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yay

graceful fox
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and a vodka

worldly moth
latent relic
uncut trellis
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1 rublefeels_good_stalk

worldly moth
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Loud mi-24 noises

graceful fox
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a.

silk cipher
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h

sleek flame
wild owl
weak crest
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you

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shameful display...

loud vale
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will you be able to find them (:

graceful fox
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Only if it wasn't fake sidorovich

hasty pelican
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will you be able to find them (:
@loud vale
Yeah just gimme a better pic mate

lunar quarry
late wolf
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its time

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tonight we party like true stalkers

loud vale
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they ran out of stock

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i drank too much

hasty pelican
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old but gold

loud vale
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@loud vale
Yeah just gimme a better pic mate
@hasty pelican 47.1918115,-52.8395893

hasty pelican
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thanks

loud vale
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np

hasty pelican
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wait

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which one is longitude

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and which one is latitude

loud vale
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you have to find out

hasty pelican
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yeah

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so it's either: (gonna send pics soon)

slim apex
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@late wolf Have a good pic too , he don't have lost he's power armor at least !

hasty pelican
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here (the eastern edge of an island off the east coast of Canada)

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or

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eyy it's a gg

loud vale
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gg

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@hasty pelican check the name of the island tho

hasty pelican
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Newfoundland

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(le original name)

loud vale
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@hasty pelican thats pee pee poo poo island

hasty pelican
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Pee Pee Island is a small island located in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador in the far east of Canada. It is currently one of the four islands in the Witless Bay Ecological Reserve. In 1983, Pee Pee Island was incorporated into the reserve as it provides a breeding g...

late wolf
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kek

hazy stag
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Very original of you
@lucid pilot freedomer spotted

lucid pilot
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Lol

weak crest
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A lot of people say STALKER players are guys who suck at FPS games but want to feel hardcore, and I agree

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i dont wearly understand this logic tbh

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plus i never heard anyone say this

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same

hasty pelican
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A lot of people say STALKER players are guys who suck at FPS games but want to feel hardcore, and I agree
Stalker is an FPS, no?

rustic ether
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Those pepole haven't played Clear Sky then

weak crest
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nothing you could add would be able to make any sense of what raking sad

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ngl, i think he just made it up

sleek flame
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you cant exactly expect a person who switched from candy crush and roblox to stalker to understand the nature of stalker players

weak crest
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you "what stalker players are like?"

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cous that would make more sense context wise

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i mean... still not but a bit more

weak crest
vague mist
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хахахахахахахахахаххахахахахахахахахахахаххахахахахахахахаххахаха він серйозно хахахахахахахаххахахахаах. Жінки в сталкері ніби темношкірий в грі про 2 світову хахахаххахахахахахахахахахахахаххахахахахахахах хххххх. Ех давно так не сміявся хех.

vivid grove
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Там є мутанти

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В них є самки

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І темно шкірі мутанти

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Тому...

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Гра повністю толерантна

vague mist
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але є 1 питання на яке весь наш клан не знайшов відповіді

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снорки народжуються з протигазами чи без них???????????

vivid grove
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З

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Так стоп...

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Снорки є лише мужикі

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...

vague mist
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хм

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тоді звідки вони беруться

vivid grove
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Були

vague mist
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В мене є теорія

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шо були ті самі сталкерши але якимись чудом стали снорками і вони дають потомство

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вот

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дякую хлопцям з "Волі" що допомогли

spice sinew
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Ну снорки колишні воєнними

wanton canopy
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Они вроде из лабораторий пошли не?

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После експериментов по созданию суперсолдат

vivid grove
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Не

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Я думаю то ліквідатори

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А хоча

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То сталкери

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Перші

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Зомбовані

wanton canopy
spice sinew
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Ну подивись на противогази, уніформу

stiff condor
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Ахах играл в чн и нашел сталкера с таким же именем как у меня в real life но с необычной фамилией

untold whale
finite steeple
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Так это кличка

tacit ginkgo
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смотрю мемы в телеге, а там...
@weak crest это домофон написал

undone cypress
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"game is awful!! same as how it costs!! why?! thats why!! graphics? pricing? too high! (my younger brother bought it without permission) and plus to that all this game is impossible to pass the game! and i tried to pass it!"

untold whale
rigid oriole
weak crest
carmine fox
weak crest
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Когда захотели быть, как Ведьмак 3.

full coral
wild owl
latent relic
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НЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ

wild owl
sharp fox
warm sluice
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if i saw that out my window at 3am

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snorks man

weak crest
glossy helm
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cry F моим ушам, я был в наушниках. премного благодарен. @weak crest

wild owl
untold whale
full coral
junior kiln
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😢 F моим ушам, я был в наушниках. премного благодарен. @weak crest
@glossy helm Press to F to pay Respect

graceful fox
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I am going to post a Non-stalker meme into a stalker meme channel

silk cipher
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@graceful fox It's too late for you, you're already dead

graceful fox
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You wish

orchid scaffold
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That's a very cool firework

wild owl
carmine fox
mild warren
untold whale
carmine fox
shy fiber
haughty river
wild owl
shy fiber
full coral
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nova imp
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Is that a controller through a faceapp filter?

shy fiber
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Аниметокс создал игру ebat_lox

naive temple
analog yoke
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nice

hasty pelican
rustic ether
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Drawing: Nice
Anime: 🤮

rugged onyx
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agree

manic trail
haughty echo
wild owl
wild owl
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APC is blowing up by a knife, son.

untold whale
limber ridge
carmine fox
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Подходи, пообщаемся. Солдаты-то тут голодные, а вот, Долгарь лора не знающий пришёл Illegal

limber ridge
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Мем не мой

carmine fox
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Ну, не твой, а ты смотри какой ты сам вкусный

upbeat briar
limber ridge
full coral
full coral
wild owl
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Crap

carmine fox
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NO

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Actually...

weak crest
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😳

carmine fox
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Okay. zak

full coral
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Над ремиксом проделана огромная работа, надеюсь не зря.

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lilac tundra
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@manic trail не воруй мемы

manic trail
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ни понял

lilac tundra
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ты мой мем из меме украл

manic trail
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стоп что?

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я туда даже не заходил сегодня

lilac tundra
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ясно

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знач мем распространяется в массы

manic trail
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я из другого сервака вообще взял

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ну так

lilac tundra
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во

manic trail
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лол

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а вот где я нашел

lilac tundra
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ок

wild owl
weak crest
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Sidorovich when a Loner comes down to his bunker with no intent of buying or selling anything:

untold whale
frigid depot
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I should not have watched this video while drinking water

weak crest
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I should not have watched this video while drinking water
@frigid depot Oh well smile_strelok

weak crest
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Sidorovich when a Loner comes down to his bunker with no intent of buying or selling anything:
@weak crest i wasnt using my headphones я в детдоме

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Спасибо

limber ridge
weak crest
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Еду в магад... Етдооом

untold whale
cinder urchin
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hey what was that one meme where it showed the door in the stalker 2 trailer with the bunker door with the gsc game world logo on it. and then it would show sidorovich greeting you into his bunker.

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nevermind. found it.

modern lake
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habar prinosi

frosty linden
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Habar prinyos?

cinder urchin
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habar prinyos.

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What does habar prinyos even mean?

frosty linden
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Did you brought the loot?

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it's approximate translate :DD

cinder urchin
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nice. man sidorovich's old voice unsettles me.

weak crest
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Lmao :DDDD

cinder urchin
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:DDDDDD

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dumb sidorowicz

weak crest
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dumb sidorowicz
Why
Sidorovich is good

cinder urchin
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he pays to much for bullets.

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and food_bread

weak crest
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Maybe

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But he just wants food_tourists_delight

graceful fox
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I just want food_tourists_delight With some food_vodka Man

frosty linden
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and Marked One as a Christmas tree 🙂

weak crest
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I just want food_tourists_delight With some food_vodka Man
Yes☢️

civic tendon
full coral
weak crest
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Внатуре

untold whale
stable mirage
weak crest
pliant orbit
exotic ridge
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Bruh no anime in stalker

real gorge
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Bruh

little yew
graceful fox
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Agreed

vivid grove
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Whats about Barman

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Bar man

graceful fox
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Don't be like Barman

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he is awful smile_strelok

weak crest
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Sidorovich is god☢️

graceful fox
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Bow down to me Mortals

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and make a totem of me to please me.

little yew
weak crest
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Duty is bad

little yew
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No fun allowed in Duty 😞

graceful fox
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That is why Duty bad

weak crest
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No anime in duty☢️

graceful fox
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Sid cult anyone? smile_strelok

weak crest
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Who is the biggest clown in stalker?

orchid scaffold
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You

weak crest
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Right back at you, motherfricker smile_strelok

latent relic
analog yoke
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gonna start drawing my own stalker waifus soon

weak crest
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can you atleast draw?

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since drawing s. waifus is one thing

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but drawing them ugly is an nother

weak crest
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Kek

woven isle
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Наконец в области мемов Долг возвращает позиции

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снова баланс

analog yoke
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can you atleast draw?
@weak crest
i think im an okay "drawer" that is still learning a lot smile_strelok

weak crest
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ok

frigid depot
analog yoke
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yes yes

weak crest
weak crest
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Внатуре

limber ridge
solar lagoon
cunning nest
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guy

silk cipher
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man

wild owl
wild owl
frosty linden
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а как же вопли беларусов что пишется Беларусь?) 😄

wild owl
frosty linden
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Это карточная игра а не то что вы подумали)0))

cunning nest
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what is he saying

weak crest
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english

frosty linden
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  • Kak dela, brat?

  • Slushai, Holod, ya vse hotel sprosit u tebya

-Cho? Opyat v ochko?

  1. Da, Holod
  2. Tolko ne ochko, b drugoi raz luchshe
cunning nest
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what are you saying

frosty linden
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it's text from screen

muted marten
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He's asking for a translation

cunning nest
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yeah

frosty linden
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:DD

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I know, just rolf bro

muted marten
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10/10 translation

frosty linden
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nope

muted marten
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It was sarcasm

frosty linden
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:DD

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It's meme for russians

cunning nest
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damn

frosty linden
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ochko - it's card game, but ochko also can mean ass

cunning nest
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huh

untold whale
limber ridge
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what is he saying
@cunning nest это игра слов, тебе не понять

hasty pelican
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pomava over there said:
"this is wordplay, you won't understand"

limber ridge
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Thank you

untold wren
weak crest
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🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

cinder urchin
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Just in the first second I can already see myself in the Bar at Rostok, selling all of my loot that I have collected from the Army Warehouses to barkeep for easy money.

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R's soundtrack can do that to you.

carmine fox
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Rostov? City in Russia? smile_degtyarev

weak crest
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I feel that, it’s been 5 months and some change since I’ve been able to get onto my computer. Hits home since I used to play for a couple hours after school or work after I’d get home, kinda grew to think of the zone as home. Whenever we are out doing training like rucking through the heavily wooded part of the base with the fog it reminds me of the red forest a bit. Honestly probably one of the first things I’m going to do is get my computer sent to my duty station once I get settled in.

cinder urchin
#

Rostok, i mean.kuznetsov

wild owl
cinder urchin
#

What you typing Meztinos?

wild owl
#

I feel that, it's been 9 years since the mother base invasion. Phantom pain of the past hits me after the missions, kinda grew to think of the Diamond Dogs as my new home. Whenever we are out doing training like rucking through the heavily overgrown part of the jungle with it reminds me of the old times a bit. Honestly probably one of the first things I’m going to do is get my revenge sent to the XOF and Cipher when the time comes.

weak crest
#

I love the metal gear

#

I hate the profile picture

untold whale
weak crest
wild owl
weak crest
#

YES

full coral
cunning nest
#

dead

lucid pilot
#

Anime girls be like

stable mirage
surreal canopy
#

Anime

#

Cringe

wild owl
wild owl
#

@stable mirage @analog yoke @surreal canopy @full coral @orchid scaffold @weak crest @carmine fox @twin turtle @unreal temple @edgy jacinth @tame ermine @faint portal
Лебедев сказал «Надо!», боец ответил «Есть!»

stable mirage
#

NNNNNOOOOOO

wild owl
stable mirage
#

YOU MOSTER

surreal canopy
#

Have sex

stable mirage
#

I stoped the yes

#

That was a close one

wild owl
#

2/2
But weebs have won anyway zak

stable mirage
#

No

#

The yes was not together

#

Dose not count

wild owl
unreal temple
#

@wild owl, bruh why me 😂

wild owl
tame ermine
untold whale
wild owl
#

Let me sign it

stable mirage
#

Ok

full coral
#

Поцаны а чё вы так не любите аниме арты

weak crest
#

signed

#

Anime GWsetmyxPeepoWeird 👉 🚪

weak crest
#

Поцаны а чё вы так не любите аниме арты
@full coral потому что неправославно

full coral
#

ща будет провославно

weak crest
#

Хоспаде, не надо

vocal pilot
#

I don't mind it, honestly. Art is art & stylised interpretations of media have been around for centuries.
Besides: DANG do I wish I could draw as well as most of those manga / anime artists! 😔

weak crest
#

И нафига мне эта информация?

vocal pilot
#

I mean, he asked why people don't like it & I answered with the contrary...

nova imp
#

At this point bashing anime is more of a meme

#

Wich is why this pepe exists weebsout

weak crest
#

^

weak crest
#

WEEBS OUT feels_good_stalk

weak crest
steel ivy
#

Anime :GWsetmyxPeepoWeird: 👉 🚪
@weak crest noooope

weak crest
#

Да.

steel ivy
pallid bone
elder jackal
#

Стоп постинг аниме
Stop posting anime

true stratus
#

Anime GWsetmyxPeepoWeird 👉 🚪
+++

exotic ridge
#

Yes

weak crest
#

anime aside

weak crest
full coral
#

this guy draws shockingly good
@weak crest Да

#

Мы с ней в дискорде общались

#

счас твитер скину

night barn
#

It's not Hellstalker

full coral
#

Helltaker?

#

No

rustic ether
prime stirrup
#

Stalker in anime is sad

full coral
#

I was told to post art here

full coral
night barn
hasty pelican
#

yeah

full coral
#

The Californian told me

#

He still threw that I furies once threw at the Stalker

shy fiber
#

@full coral я так понимаю тебе нравится срать людям на глаза

weak crest
#

Helltaker and anime - trash. GWjiangoOmegaLUL

full coral
#

@full coral я так понимаю тебе нравится срать людям на глаза
@shy fiber и ссать им в уши

night barn
#

Heh

#

Classic

full coral
#

If you live I can delete it

shy fiber
#

Понимаюebat_lox

rustic ether
#

Stop spamming this chat with anime

night barn
shy fiber
#

@rustic ether yes

night barn
#

Rule 3

shy fiber
languid goblet
#

so does anime stalker exist in a universe where someone used the wish granter to "never have his fellow stalkers suffer anime again"

and then it deleted all men?

hasty pelican
#

no someone asked "I want women in the Zone"

#

and voilà

#

anime stalkers

weak crest
#

что здесь за аниме кошмар был?

hasty pelican
#

Ja ne znaju, Petrovich-106 zapostil anime-stalkery

weak crest
#

wait

full coral
#

Мне говорили что сюда постить надо

#

арты

#

но я в косплей закидываю

weak crest
#

Мне говорили что сюда постить надо
@full coral со своими онимэ бабами на выход

#

Тут такие не нужны

full coral
#

смешно пошутил

errant bane
#

@full coral hey bro, you got more of those helltaker stalkers?

full coral
#

@full coral hey bro, you got more of those helltaker stalkers?
@errant bane ЕСТЬ

#

@full coral hey bro, you got more of those helltaker stalkers?
@errant bane I threw off the link to the tweeter

errant bane
#

ok, thanks

weak crest
#

Вова Вист в молодости
Вова Вист был мужиком, самым настоящим. А не бабой.
Ну тупо неуважение к людям, всё ясно, бан.

silk cipher
#

Kek

weak crest
#

THERES MORE HELLTAKER STUFF?

#

Helltaker = trash. Sure_I_am

errant bane
#

helltaker = good

#

poland stronk 🇵🇱 💪🏼

elder jackal
#

No

#

This is trash

errant bane
#

helltaker is just slavic anime

wild owl
carmine fox
#

О, Мез, сделай какой-нибудь фотошоп с той фоткой, где мужик с арбузом в ванной, и Тесак рядом сидит

carmine fox
upper geyser
#

This factionless bozo only posts anime stalker here. its awful

full coral
weak crest
stable mirage
#

This is a goal that is worth it

wild owl
#

2+ signers

cunning nest
#

I'm gonna sign again

wild owl
#

I was waiting for more people, but anyway.

lilac tundra
#

Petrovich pls stop posting this anime cringe

weak crest
#

yes indeed please

#

helltaker is just slavic anime
No.

#

Weebs out.

nova imp
halcyon sail
weak crest
#

pmg, pmg everywhere

limber ridge
#

Это Вова Вист если что

undone cypress
weak crest
#

wow

#

kinda rude

errant bane
#

helltaker stalker is still stalker related, so ther is no purpose in banning that guy

stable mirage
#

Bro it is cringe

weak crest
#

It's not that bad tbh

#

I've seen worse

stable mirage
#

Well it still is cringe

weak crest
#

helltaker stalker is still stalker related, so ther is no purpose in banning that guy
Ban.

stable mirage
#

Why do people have to mix things that don't go together

weak crest
#

Fish and milk

stable mirage
#

Ya that is a bad combo

weak crest
#

🐟 & 🥛

#

At least it's not raisins

#

Why do people have to mix things that don't go together
cool_story_sidor_ross I think nobody don't know.

#

Imagine having a good dish and think "let's add raisins to it"

#

Helltaker + Stalker = SGWjiangoOmegaLUL BAD COMBO.

errant bane
#

Why do people have to mix things that don't go together
@stable mirage idk man, poland goes well with ukraine, at least to some point

stable mirage
#

hehe

errant bane
#

if we ignore history, then polish-ukrainian relations aren't that bad

hasty pelican
#

hehe

analog yoke
#

get some butt cream for that sore

silk cipher
graceful fox
#

Ok that petition meme just made things too far imo

muted marten
#

Btw his name is Meztinos, not Meztions kek

solar lagoon
#

even if the memes are slightly infuriating we shouldnt ban a dude for it

#

thats just petty as hell

solar lagoon
#

we should be banning people who post unrelated memes in this chat

#

at least the anime memes are related to STALKER

muted marten
#

@wild owl I appreciate your memes

#

Effort is effort

undone cypress
carmine fox
#

They could of added a Skyrim reference at the start of clear sky. By making lebedev say "Hey you, You're finally awake". Instead of "You're awake? That's good"
@runic nest
AHEM

halcyon sail
#

The monolith approves this meme

cinder urchin
#

@carmine fox But Skyrim was released in 2011 and Clear Sky was released in 2008

#

It would be a funny meme if GSC made it where there'll be a small chance for Lebedev to say that line instead of his standard line

carmine fox
untold whale
full coral
cunning nest
#

I'm just so friggin sick of baka mitai

#

At this point

weak crest
#

Me too

untold whale
cunning nest
weak crest
#

Yes but

#

Not a STALKER meme

sleek flame
#

pee

rustic ether
#

nis

unreal temple
#

Ah, yes, finally, some highly intellectual humor

south wadi
#

Poo

rustic ether
steel ivy
wild owl
analog yoke
#

👏🏻 👏🏻

hasty pelican
#

BEER?!

analog yoke
#

piva

wild owl
#

Дайте Ром!

#

Rub for a granddad

  • Find mushroons and moonshine for a rub
  • Give the mushrooms and moonshine to a granddad
manic bronze
errant bane
#

translation?

crisp glade
#

ok

weak crest
#

No.

nova imp
#

Something along the lines of "there's no weed (there?), Id i ot (dunno of a translation counts for rule 3)

#

That's the last part atleast

weak crest
#
  • Well done fighters, cleanliness and order on the territory of Duty. Not that Freedom's entire base is already overgrown with weeds. (Duty)
  • It's not weed, you idiot. (Freedom)
#

Странно как-то, тут идёт намёк на то, что у Свободовцев конопля растёт, но на английском, всё сразу понятно. :(.

crisp glade
#

Странно как-то, тут идёт намёк на то, что у Свободовцев конопля растёт, но на английском, всё сразу понятно. :(.
@weak crest feels_bad_stalk мда.

weak crest
#

И видь по другому никак не перевести.

#

Не писать же им "Sornyake"...

wild owl
#

И видь по другому никак не перевести.
Herbs, например

errant bane
#

thanks

errant bane
#

Holy monolith. I want to go artefact hunting with the Helltaker Stalker so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Rostok I get a massive diet sosig. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant artefact hunting with Helltaker Stalker. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six artefacts in my boxers and knowing that those are artefacts that should've been put inside Clear sky Belzebub's tight artifact container. I want her to have my mutant human/anime babies.

My mom caught me with the neighbor's tourist delight. I'd dressed it in my sister's blue camo uniform and went to 100 rads bar. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PDA. I might not ever get to see Stalker waifu again.

weak crest
#

i think my morning was ruined today after looking at that

wheat halo
#

Same here

latent relic
#

Sidrovich

errant bane
#

if good is opposite of bad and this made your morning opposite, then posting another stalker anime should fix it to good

latent relic
#

that it

#

i go to 100 rads bar to trade

errant bane
#

makes sense since barkeeper has more anime stalker pics

#

I'm glad you like it

latent relic
#

Die.

hazy stag
#

Imagine the smell when you hookup with someone in the Zone

errant bane
#

would you like to make me stop anime stalkering? pay 1000000 rubles and I'll stop it for 1 hour

hazy stag
#

More anime

errant bane
#

ok, that'll be 5000 rubles

weak crest
wheat halo
#

i would be willing to sell a compass if it means makeing you stop

south wadi
weak crest
untold whale
weak crest
#

@errant bane i want you to die

steady kestrel
vocal pilot
#

i want you to die
@weak crest Well technically you've already got your wish... 😔

weak crest
cinder urchin
#

what if we make snork pierogi?

lilac tundra
#

this is manta ray vareniky

#

ммм зараз би варенчіків з картеплею та цибулею у сметані

hollow cairn
#

im eating a snork's ass

#

bet

carmine fox
#

@wild owl, @barren sparrow

🇷🇺

  • Джотаро, я тебе про здание расскажу, и в благородство играть не буду, сыграешь со мной в очко - и ты с инфой. А по делу Дио, постараюсь разузнать, главное инсульт не словить. Хрен знает, на кой ляд он тебе сдался, но я в чужие дела не лезу. Но вот вопрос: на кого ставишь? На бандита, или сталкера?
  • Яре-яре... Сталкера.
  • Хе-хе, ну, вот, кинь кусок мяса у АТП, заберёт сталкер - выиграл ты, заберёт бандит - выиграл я. С обоими у меня, кстати, контракт.

🇬🇧 /🇺🇸

  • So, Jotaro, I'll tell you about that building and I'm not gonna pretend I did it to win favors upstairs, you play some games with me and we're even. I don't care, why you want to find that british guy. If you want to kill him - well, you must have your reasons, this isn't my business. But here's a question: who are you betting on? Stalker or bandit?
  • Yare yare... Stalker.
  • Hehe, well, here is a piece of meat, throw it near the vehicle station, if a stalker takes it - you win, if a bandit takes it - i win. By the way, i have contract with both.
barren sparrow
#

Awesome

wild owl
elder jackal
#

Sidorovich anime...

weak crest
#

Well technically you've already got your wish... 😔
@vocal pilot is he dead?

vocal pilot
#

@weak crest The VA who played him passed away in 2017... 😕

carmine fox
#

*VA in the russian localization

weak crest
#

Rip, i meant the user tho

daring epoch
graceful fox
#

a.

weak crest
#

A

hushed sinew
uncut trellis
#

@wild owl cp 2.1?

weak crest
#

@hushed sinew Can you translate the whole meme?

carmine fox
#

@hushed sinew Can you translate the whole meme?
@weak crest, this is a mix of local russian stalker community memes, so it can't be actually translated feels_bad_bandit

#

and yeah there are a lot of bAd WoRdS

weak crest
#

kek

weak crest
#

:+1:

uncut trellis
#

@hushed sinew брух

untold whale
random umbra
solar lagoon
full coral
random umbra
hasty pelican
#

terrifying

wild owl
#

@orchid scaffold Now you can torture your friends even better.

orchid scaffold
#

OH MY GOD

wild owl
lucid pilot
#

Why must these things exist

analog yoke
weak crest
#

permission to commit arson on someone

main laurel
#

Granted

night barn
#

Meztinos

#

You're the best

main flame
#

"meow"

latent relic
#

dammit

#

i dont want a gay rat I want memes

cunning nest
#

@wild owl why

wild owl
#

why
Everyone loves furries, right? Especially traps zak

latent relic
#

I love them grilled

#

with balanced amount of salt and peper with little tomato s a u c e

lucid pilot
#

Let’s get this straight anime and furry stuff shouldn’t be combined with stalker

latent relic
#

I totally agree

hazy stag
#

Inb4 MLP stalker

wild owl
#

@lucid pilot But you're a furry

lucid pilot
#

Dosent change the fact that I don’t want one of my favorite games to be ruined by cringe

#

Lol

wild owl
lucid pilot
#

Ew helltaker

carmine fox
#

Dosent change the fact that I don’t want one of my favorite games to be ruined by cringe
@lucid pilot, really? Well, we can create something even more... beautiful zak

lucid pilot
#

Oh god

halcyon sail
#

anime and stalker very bad combination monolith says

slim apex
#

Yes brother , the monolith only speak truth and the monolith have decided that anime bad .

weak crest
#

yes

narrow knoll
#

Monolith bad

hasty pelican
#

yeah

weak crest
#

So is your mom at holding you when you were young, cause she obviously dropped you on your head more than once, I can see that from the wack opinion you have, everyone knows mono is the best

opal wagon
#

Lol true

weak crest
#

his mother pressed his skull in

opal wagon
#

???)> Lol true
@opal wagon

weak crest
#

@hasty pelican @narrow knoll You heard?

halcyon sail
#

hmm this is very funy wormfood hour we got here

hasty pelican
#

do you remember when Strelok made it inside the CNPP

lucid pilot
#

You remember when he became a monolith fighter ?

hasty pelican
#

no

#

because that didn't happen

lucid pilot
#

You play clear sky ?

hasty pelican
#

Yes. I finished all of the games. After CS, he got hit by an emission, but in ShoC and CoP he was not a Monolithian, but a more or less normal stalker.

#

Between CS and ShoC he wasn't really conscious

lucid pilot
#

Do you know the order the games ?

#

Because it seems like you don’t

hasty pelican
#

CS -> ShoC -> CoP

lucid pilot
narrow knoll
#

@weak crest it wasint my mom that droped me, I jumped off the couch and landed head first on a coffee table still, loner is best faction

barren sparrow
#

CS -> ShoC -> CoP
Chronological order yes

hasty pelican
#

my point is, Monolith let Strelok singlehandedly destroy their most advanced squads at the CNPP AND destroy the C-consiousness, which does really show how good the faction is

barren sparrow
#

we all know that

hasty pelican
#

I won't mention that he also turned off the Brain Scorcher

shy fiber
#

-Мама, можно 2021 Рентген?
-Сынок, у нас уже есть дома то что ты просишь.
2021 Рентген дома:

wild owl
#

anime and stalker very bad combination monolith says
@halcyon sail I'll post a furry × stalker combination. It's a way better zak

narrow knoll
#

But why?

wild owl
#

Because two of the best things in the world Stalker and Furry combinate in one. Twice as good. Sure_I_am

lunar crane
weak crest
#

Because two of the best things in the world Stalker and Furry combinate in one. Twice as good. Sure_I_am
Stop already with the low-tier bait weirdchamping

cinder urchin
#

While Vova gets all of the fame and attention, there's his forgotton brother that nobody ever talks about. Borka Vista...

untold whale
weak crest
#

Wait, Vova's brother is in Duty? Wonder if they ever got in conflicts...

analog yoke
#

it's vova vist's brother, borka vist. GWchadLENNYTHINK

#

he destroyed freedom and got that sweet PKM GWchadLENNYTHINK GWchadLENNYTHINK

hasty pelican
#

PKM is chad

analog yoke
#

we can make fanfiction out of this.

hasty pelican
#

Let's... not take this too far

analog yoke
#

not that kind of fanfic.

hasty pelican
#

Do as you wish

silk cipher
hushed sinew
#

"16 gigabytes of jokes in my head, boy. Do you have any idea who you're messing with?"

smoky bobcat
tiny oracle
steel ivy
weak crest
deep flare
hushed sinew
deep flare
carmine fox
#

what

weak crest
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

coral karma
#

vova vist seems like such a forced meme

wild owl
#

vova vist seems like such a forced meme
All memes are forced too much, you know.

vernal yarrow
#

"@zona_draw" memeforce when.

wild owl
wild owl
weak crest
#

Polish loner spin

wild owl
#

... that wants to have a crap

untold whale
wild owl
#

https://youtu.be/ymSqUNhTlpE

  • Ну, энергетик "Non-Stop" выпил с одним сталкером... Ну а потом сквозь текстурки провалилися.
  • Ля, отличная история, мэн. У меня просто шишка так задымилась, что за Свободу готов жизнь отдать...
    ....
  • Мэн...
  • Какой мэн? Ты понимаешь, что ты меня доканал?
  • Хорошая история, просто...
  • Я уже просто не понимаю как тебя воспринимать. Тебя здесь просто убить или закопать. Ты можешь просто заткнуться?
  • Да ладно вам, будьте же людьми...
  • Кто мы?! К кому ты обращаешься? Я один здесь в этой пространственной аномалии! Я уже не человек! Я долговец!
  • Ну, хочешь про долговца и кровососа...
  • Да, хочу! У меня был один кровосос, огромный, как псевдогигант, я на рейд пошел, а мне вместо его щупалец пол группы убило. Отличная история, да?
    ...
  • Дай сюда, а то ещё получит...
  • Ну чего ты погоны-то бросил...
  • Всё, тебя расстрел ждет, а не ругаться будут... Полковник он... Ренегат ты, а не полковник...
prisma rune
#

@wild owl @weak crest это человек
что то делал с трупом ?

wild owl
#

А?

prisma rune
#

Зелёный слоник

wild owl
#

Этот человек очень разочарован в своём товарище, который, по своему слабоумию или из-за того что сошел с ума, попал в своеобразную тюремную камеру.

#

Ага.

prisma rune
#

Хау

wild owl
#

Там и не такое происходило.

prisma rune
#

@wild owl а это классика рос фильма?

wild owl
#

В каком-то роде. zak

#

Культовая, но не для всех. Смешно, но не везде.

prisma rune
#

Ну наверное на ближайшие годы не создадут нармальных фильмов в России , кста сегодня день рождения Михолкова

#

,,Иронично,,

steady kestrel
hushed sinew
plush spire
#

Хпхпхпхпхпх

#

Ах какие тут классные мемасы

alpine patrol
cinder urchin
#

we need borka vist right NOW

#

I'm going to post the same image of Borka Vist until he becomes an emoji alongside his brother.