#🤨┃stalker_memes
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why monolith make that
I have not slept for 21 hours
how
Insanity








Its been 2 days since ive seen anime x stalker crossover, am i in heaven?
Is the Monomeztinos piling its crossovers up and preparing to unleash them in the wild?
Is the Monomeztinos piling its crossovers up and preparing to unleash them in the wild?
@weak crest Ohh. Just wait some time. I'll make another one.
no please god no
Vova Bruh
@wild owl what is that even supposed to be? man OP is something else



@orchid scaffold @weak crest @deep canyon @faint portal @analog yoke @full coral @tame ermine @edgy jacinth @runic forum @muted marten @twin turtle
AND
Specially for Muffles.
ISG Azazel 
Or wait... I forgot to ping him 
@weak crest
Ну а куда по-твоему Шустрый флешку дел?
Надо просто видеть изначальный фул
хахахахахаахаххахахахахахахахахахахахахаха
с банкой
покажи
Скинь сюда
Щя, мне этот акк не важен
mp4 не льётся, щя в вебм конвертирую
ОК
is it Andrew Lincoln?



Not stalker 


Stores: The meat we sell is carefully extracted from the healthiest animals!
The animals:
Yes 
Gonna make Pseudogiant goulash when dead air 1.0 comes out

yum
That moment when you
Monolit

i want to be... rich

🔫

i just finish SoC , i understand everything now
Cs and COP : HI??
You will never stop learning new things about stalker
i just finish SoC , i understand everything now
He has transcended the wiseness of man
yes
I've finish CS and litteraly CoP but SoC was the one i've take a long time for him ;-;
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561154112683507712/765796053827584041/unknown-2.png
@quaint pagoda put this in regular memes instead of here
Tfw you started a chain of like 10 people spamming medkit emojis 







shush weeb

helltaker aint no weeb it just gamer moment
It is weeb 


Б-баян

I have heard that you don't like anime, guys. But what would you say about this. 
@weak crest @deep canyon @faint portal @analog yoke @full coral @tame ermine @edgy jacinth @weak crest @muted marten @twin turtle 

:no_furries:
@shy fiber Sharik was a furry
@wild owl let's add some captions to that cerberus, shall we?
One sec...
🤔
Or make one of them ask for 20 dollars

more memes please
i come here all the time to burn time, so please dont stop with the memes
I was not prepared for those anomalys

Very original of you
pain
Beautiful 
just pain
Plain beautiful 
Painfully beautiful
@analog yoke What would you say about Helltaker + Furry + Stalker 
nah fam
What would you say about Helltaker + Furry + Stalker
Don't combine them
Please
I beg you
And out of all variants furry version is better
EEEW TF

No furries past this point
True.
anything other than helltaker
carve
and chug a grenade into the teleport that leads to your bunker Sidor
Helltaker and stalker should not co exist
This is when we actually need duty to do their job
@wild owl you had duty hellstalker?
This is when we actually need duty to do their job
says the freedomer
This is when we actually need duty to do their job
says the freedomer
If you only knew how bad things really were
Stalker in furry
Furry Duty
You know what, no, no matter how don't care about duty thats too much, just no, burn in now
Furry Duty will just kill themselves
You know what, no, no matter how don't care about duty thats too much, just no, burn in now
Stronk
Me watching people crying over an anthropomorphic dog in a military suit
hehe
Me watching people crying over an anthropomorphic dog in a military suit
You know the drill, face the wall

kek
You have not paid the fine of having an anime PFP and you dare to be in my bunker?
Face the wall, friend.

You have not paid the fine of having an anime PFP and you dare to be in my bunker?
cocks PKM


Yes
when it comes to anime or furries this server goes mad lmao
when it comes to anime or furries this server goes mad lmao
At least vast majority either don't care about anime or they ok-ish with it to the extent

Frag
At least vast majority either don't care about anime or they ok-ish with it to the extent
Can say the same about furries lol
Frag and...?
Another frag grenade
And....?
And another one
Furries
Doubt
A red barrel
And....?
Oh and Barmen
Heheh
Good lad
You what?!
get one vodka
yay


1 ruble
Loud mi-24 noises
a.
h

Meztinos you had duty hellstalker?
@orchid scaffold Yes. I still have it.
Only if it wasn't fake 
will you be able to find them (:
@loud vale
Yeah just gimme a better pic mate
old but gold
@loud vale
Yeah just gimme a better pic mate
@hasty pelican 47.1918115,-52.8395893
thanks
np
you have to find out
@late wolf Have a good pic too , he don't have lost he's power armor at least !
here (the eastern edge of an island off the east coast of Canada)
or
here
eyy it's a gg
@hasty pelican thats pee pee poo poo island
kek
Very original of you
@lucid pilot freedomer spotted
Lol
A lot of people say STALKER players are guys who suck at FPS games but want to feel hardcore, and I agree
i dont wearly understand this logic tbh
plus i never heard anyone say this
same
A lot of people say STALKER players are guys who suck at FPS games but want to feel hardcore, and I agree
Stalker is an FPS, no?
Those pepole haven't played Clear Sky then
nothing you could add would be able to make any sense of what raking sad
ngl, i think he just made it up
you cant exactly expect a person who switched from candy crush and roblox to stalker to understand the nature of stalker players
you "what stalker players are like?"
cous that would make more sense context wise
i mean... still not but a bit more
смотрю мемы в телеге, а там...
хахахахахахахахахаххахахахахахахахахахахаххахахахахахахахаххахаха він серйозно хахахахахахахаххахахахаах. Жінки в сталкері ніби темношкірий в грі про 2 світову хахахаххахахахахахахахахахахахаххахахахахахахах хххххх. Ех давно так не сміявся хех.
Там є мутанти
В них є самки
І темно шкірі мутанти
Тому...
Гра повністю толерантна
але є 1 питання на яке весь наш клан не знайшов відповіді
снорки народжуються з протигазами чи без них???????????
Були
В мене є теорія
шо були ті самі сталкерши але якимись чудом стали снорками і вони дають потомство
вот
дякую хлопцям з "Волі" що допомогли
Ну снорки колишні воєнними
Ну подивись на противогази, уніформу
Ахах играл в чн и нашел сталкера с таким же именем как у меня в real life но с необычной фамилией

Так это кличка
смотрю мемы в телеге, а там...
@weak crest это домофон написал

"game is awful!! same as how it costs!! why?! thats why!! graphics? pricing? too high! (my younger brother bought it without permission) and plus to that all this game is impossible to pass the game! and i tried to pass it!"

hello, stalker 2 update?
Когда захотели быть, как Ведьмак 3.
Когда вынес КПП военных и Виста
НЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ
что я делаю со своей жизнью
F моим ушам, я был в наушниках. премного благодарен. @weak crest


😢 F моим ушам, я был в наушниках. премного благодарен. @weak crest
@glossy helm Press to F to pay Respect
@graceful fox It's too late for you, you're already dead
You wish
That's a very cool firework
Chimera



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Is that a controller through a faceapp filter?
Аниметокс создал игру 

nice

Drawing: Nice
Anime: 🤮


APC is blowing up by a knife, son.

Подходи, пообщаемся. Солдаты-то тут голодные, а вот, Долгарь лора не знающий пришёл 
Мем не мой

Crap
😳
Okay. 
Right Version на трек Чистое Небо. Очень хотел еще сделать клип, но немного не пошло, возможно он будет в будущем.
Над ремиксом проделана огромная работа, надеюсь не зря.
💰Если каждый ♂Boy♂ посмотревший это видео скинет Master'у по рублю, то мастер сможет купить себе более к...
@manic trail не воруй мемы
ни понял
ты мой мем из меме украл
ок
Sidorovich when a Loner comes down to his bunker with no intent of buying or selling anything:

I should not have watched this video while drinking water
I should not have watched this video while drinking water
@frigid depot Oh well
Sidorovich when a Loner comes down to his bunker with no intent of buying or selling anything:
@weak crest i wasnt using my headphones я в детдоме

Спасибо



Еду в магад... Етдооом

hey what was that one meme where it showed the door in the stalker 2 trailer with the bunker door with the gsc game world logo on it. and then it would show sidorovich greeting you into his bunker.
nevermind. found it.
habar prinosi
Habar prinyos?
nice. man sidorovich's old voice unsettles me.
Lmao :DDDD
dumb sidorowicz
Why
Sidorovich is good
I just want
With some
Man
and Marked One as a Christmas tree 🙂
I just want
With some
Man
Yes☢️
Внатуре


Bruh no anime in stalker
Bruh
Agreed
Sidorovich is god☢️
Think this goes in here
Duty is bad
That is why Duty bad
No anime in duty☢️
Sid cult anyone? 
Who is the biggest clown in stalker?
You

gonna start drawing my own stalker waifus soon
can you atleast draw?
since drawing s. waifus is one thing
but drawing them ugly is an nother
Kek
can you atleast draw?
@weak crest
i think im an okay "drawer" that is still learning a lot
ok
drawer
yes yes
Внатуре

guy
man
а как же вопли беларусов что пишется Беларусь?) 😄
Это карточная игра а не то что вы подумали)0))
what is he saying
english
-
Kak dela, brat?
-
Slushai, Holod, ya vse hotel sprosit u tebya
-Cho? Opyat v ochko?
- Da, Holod
- Tolko ne ochko, b drugoi raz luchshe
what are you saying
it's text from screen
He's asking for a translation
yeah
nope
It was sarcasm
damn
ochko - it's card game, but ochko also can mean ass
huh

what is he saying
@cunning nest это игра слов, тебе не понять
pomava over there said:
"this is wordplay, you won't understand"
Thank you
когда на сервере не было аутажы
🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
Just in the first second I can already see myself in the Bar at Rostok, selling all of my loot that I have collected from the Army Warehouses to barkeep for easy money.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R's soundtrack can do that to you.
Rostov? City in Russia? 
I feel that, it’s been 5 months and some change since I’ve been able to get onto my computer. Hits home since I used to play for a couple hours after school or work after I’d get home, kinda grew to think of the zone as home. Whenever we are out doing training like rucking through the heavily wooded part of the base with the fog it reminds me of the red forest a bit. Honestly probably one of the first things I’m going to do is get my computer sent to my duty station once I get settled in.
Rostok, i mean.

What you typing Meztinos?
I feel that, it's been 9 years since the mother base invasion. Phantom pain of the past hits me after the missions, kinda grew to think of the Diamond Dogs as my new home. Whenever we are out doing training like rucking through the heavily overgrown part of the jungle with it reminds me of the old times a bit. Honestly probably one of the first things I’m going to do is get my revenge sent to the XOF and Cipher when the time comes.


I love the metal gear
Me too, buddy... me too...
YES
Он сырную маслину словил
dead
Anime girls be like
Not a chance weebs
@stable mirage @analog yoke @surreal canopy @full coral @orchid scaffold @weak crest @carmine fox @twin turtle @unreal temple @edgy jacinth @tame ermine @faint portal
Лебедев сказал «Надо!», боец ответил «Есть!»
NNNNNOOOOOO

YOU MOSTER
Have sex
2/2
But weebs have won anyway 
@wild owl, bruh why me 😂



Let me sign it
Ok
Поцаны а чё вы так не любите аниме арты
Поцаны а чё вы так не любите аниме арты
@full coral потому что неправославно
ща будет провославно
Хоспаде, не надо
I don't mind it, honestly. Art is art & stylised interpretations of media have been around for centuries.
Besides: DANG do I wish I could draw as well as most of those manga / anime artists! 😔
И нафига мне эта информация?
I mean, he asked why people don't like it & I answered with the contrary...
^
WEEBS OUT 

Anime :GWsetmyxPeepoWeird: 👉 🚪
@weak crest noooope
Да.

Стоп постинг аниме
Stop posting anime
Anime
👉 🚪
+++
Yes
anime aside
Вова Вист в молодости
this guy draws shockingly good
@weak crest Да
Мы с ней в дискорде общались
счас твитер скину
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14797
16042
why #🤨┃stalker_memes
Stalker in anime is sad
I was told to post art here
It's been years that I've been drawing, and I would like to express my thanks to the support and love you have all given to me through my journey.
Today is the day I'm launching my Patreon page on social media, feel free to check it out! https://t.co/2ZMiL81iuB
Thanks again...
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Helltaker
Who told you to use #🤨┃stalker_memes?
Pretty sure this is better for #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay
yeah
@full coral я так понимаю тебе нравится срать людям на глаза
@full coral я так понимаю тебе нравится срать людям на глаза
@shy fiber и ссать им в уши
If you live I can delete it
Понимаю
Stop spamming this chat with anime
The Californian told me
Nah, pretty sure #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay would be better for that
@rustic ether yes

so does anime stalker exist in a universe where someone used the wish granter to "never have his fellow stalkers suffer anime again"
and then it deleted all men?
что здесь за аниме кошмар был?
Ja ne znaju, Petrovich-106 zapostil anime-stalkery
wait
Мне говорили что сюда постить надо
@full coral со своими онимэ бабами на выход
Тут такие не нужны
смешно пошутил
@full coral hey bro, you got more of those helltaker stalkers?
@full coral hey bro, you got more of those helltaker stalkers?
@errant bane ЕСТЬ
@full coral hey bro, you got more of those helltaker stalkers?
@errant bane I threw off the link to the tweeter
ok, thanks
Вова Вист в молодости
Вова Вист был мужиком, самым настоящим. А не бабой.
Ну тупо неуважение к людям, всё ясно, бан.
Kek
helltaker is just slavic anime
О, Мез, сделай какой-нибудь фотошоп с той фоткой, где мужик с арбузом в ванной, и Тесак рядом сидит

@wild owl 
This factionless bozo only posts anime stalker here. its awful

This is a goal that is worth it
2+ signers
I'm gonna sign again
I was waiting for more people, but anyway.
Petrovich pls stop posting this anime cringe

pmg, pmg everywhere
Это Вова Вист если что
@wild owl
helltaker stalker is still stalker related, so ther is no purpose in banning that guy
Bro it is cringe
Well it still is cringe
helltaker stalker is still stalker related, so ther is no purpose in banning that guy
Ban.
Why do people have to mix things that don't go together
Fish and milk
Ya that is a bad combo
🐟 & 🥛
At least it's not raisins
Why do people have to mix things that don't go together
I think nobody don't know.
Imagine having a good dish and think "let's add raisins to it"
Helltaker + Stalker = S
BAD COMBO.
Why do people have to mix things that don't go together
@stable mirage idk man, poland goes well with ukraine, at least to some point
hehe
if we ignore history, then polish-ukrainian relations aren't that bad
hehe
get some butt cream for that sore

Ok that petition meme just made things too far imo
Btw his name is Meztinos, not Meztions kek
even if the memes are slightly infuriating we shouldnt ban a dude for it
thats just petty as hell
we should be banning people who post unrelated memes in this chat
at least the anime memes are related to STALKER
They could of added a Skyrim reference at the start of clear sky. By making lebedev say "Hey you, You're finally awake". Instead of "You're awake? That's good"
@runic nest
AHEM
The monolith approves this meme
@carmine fox But Skyrim was released in 2011 and Clear Sky was released in 2008
It would be a funny meme if GSC made it where there'll be a small chance for Lebedev to say that line instead of his standard line


Did this video to pass time while my phone was charging
Me too

pee
nis
Ah, yes, finally, some highly intellectual humor
Poo

Case of Beer
- Find case of beer in the Bar
- Return to Dima Bubble
👏🏻 👏🏻
BEER?!
piva
Дайте Ром!
Rub for a granddad
- Find mushroons and moonshine for a rub
- Give the mushrooms and moonshine to a granddad
translation?
ok
Something along the lines of "there's no weed (there?), Id i ot (dunno of a translation counts for rule 3)
That's the last part atleast
- Well done fighters, cleanliness and order on the territory of Duty. Not that Freedom's entire base is already overgrown with weeds. (Duty)
- It's not weed, you idiot. (Freedom)
Странно как-то, тут идёт намёк на то, что у Свободовцев конопля растёт, но на английском, всё сразу понятно. :(.
Странно как-то, тут идёт намёк на то, что у Свободовцев конопля растёт, но на английском, всё сразу понятно. :(.
@weak crestмда.
И видь по другому никак не перевести.
Herbs, например
- Good job, soldiers, cleanliness and tidiness. Not like on the Freedom base. It's full of herbs.
- These aren't herbs, idiot.
thanks
Holy monolith. I want to go artefact hunting with the Helltaker Stalker so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Rostok I get a massive diet sosig. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant artefact hunting with Helltaker Stalker. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six artefacts in my boxers and knowing that those are artefacts that should've been put inside Clear sky Belzebub's tight artifact container. I want her to have my mutant human/anime babies.
My mom caught me with the neighbor's tourist delight. I'd dressed it in my sister's blue camo uniform and went to 100 rads bar. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PDA. I might not ever get to see Stalker waifu again.
i think my morning was ruined today after looking at that
Same here
Sidrovich
if good is opposite of bad and this made your morning opposite, then posting another stalker anime should fix it to good
Die.
Imagine the smell when you hookup with someone in the Zone
would you like to make me stop anime stalkering? pay 1000000 rubles and I'll stop it for 1 hour
ok, that'll be 5000 rubles

i would be willing to sell a compass if it means makeing you stop



@errant bane i want you to die
i want you to die
@weak crest Well technically you've already got your wish... 😔
stalker ravioli
what if we make snork pierogi?
this is manta ray vareniky
ммм зараз би варенчіків з картеплею та цибулею у сметані
@wild owl, @barren sparrow
🇷🇺
- Джотаро, я тебе про здание расскажу, и в благородство играть не буду, сыграешь со мной в очко - и ты с инфой. А по делу Дио, постараюсь разузнать, главное инсульт не словить. Хрен знает, на кой ляд он тебе сдался, но я в чужие дела не лезу. Но вот вопрос: на кого ставишь? На бандита, или сталкера?
- Яре-яре... Сталкера.
- Хе-хе, ну, вот, кинь кусок мяса у АТП, заберёт сталкер - выиграл ты, заберёт бандит - выиграл я. С обоими у меня, кстати, контракт.
🇬🇧 /🇺🇸
- So, Jotaro, I'll tell you about that building and I'm not gonna pretend I did it to win favors upstairs, you play some games with me and we're even. I don't care, why you want to find that british guy. If you want to kill him - well, you must have your reasons, this isn't my business. But here's a question: who are you betting on? Stalker or bandit?
- Yare yare... Stalker.
- Hehe, well, here is a piece of meat, throw it near the vehicle station, if a stalker takes it - you win, if a bandit takes it - i win. By the way, i have contract with both.

Sidorovich anime...
Well technically you've already got your wish... 😔
@vocal pilot is he dead?
@weak crest The VA who played him passed away in 2017... 😕
Rip, i meant the user tho

a.
A
@wild owl cp 2.1?
@hushed sinew Can you translate the whole meme?
@hushed sinew Can you translate the whole meme?
@weak crest, this is a mix of local russian stalker community memes, so it can't be actually translated
and yeah there are a lot of bAd WoRdS
kek
:+1:
@hushed sinew брух

Встретились как-то два великих человека в Зоне...
#gachimuchi #STALKER #memes
terrifying
OH MY GOD


permission to commit arson on someone
Granted
"meow"
@wild owl why
why
Everyone loves furries, right? Especially traps
I love them grilled
with balanced amount of salt and peper with little tomato s a u c e
I totally agree
Inb4 MLP stalker
@lucid pilot But you're a furry
Dosent change the fact that I don’t want one of my favorite games to be ruined by cringe
Lol
Ew helltaker
Dosent change the fact that I don’t want one of my favorite games to be ruined by cringe
@lucid pilot, really? Well, we can create something even more... beautiful
anime and stalker very bad combination monolith says
Yes brother , the monolith only speak truth and the monolith have decided that anime bad .
yes
Monolith bad
yeah
So is your mom at holding you when you were young, cause she obviously dropped you on your head more than once, I can see that from the wack opinion you have, everyone knows mono is the best
Lol true
his mother pressed his skull in
???)> Lol true
@opal wagon
@hasty pelican @narrow knoll You heard?
hmm this is very funy wormfood hour we got here
do you remember when Strelok made it inside the CNPP
You remember when he became a monolith fighter ?
You play clear sky ?
Yes. I finished all of the games. After CS, he got hit by an emission, but in ShoC and CoP he was not a Monolithian, but a more or less normal stalker.
Between CS and ShoC he wasn't really conscious
CS -> ShoC -> CoP

@weak crest it wasint my mom that droped me, I jumped off the couch and landed head first on a coffee table still, loner is best faction
CS -> ShoC -> CoP
Chronological order yes
my point is, Monolith let Strelok singlehandedly destroy their most advanced squads at the CNPP AND destroy the C-consiousness, which does really show how good the faction is
we all know that
I won't mention that he also turned off the Brain Scorcher
-Мама, можно 2021 Рентген?
-Сынок, у нас уже есть дома то что ты просишь.
2021 Рентген дома:
anime and stalker very bad combination monolith says
@halcyon sail I'll post a furry × stalker combination. It's a way better
But why?
Because two of the best things in the world Stalker and Furry combinate in one. Twice as good. 
Because two of the best things in the world Stalker and Furry combinate in one. Twice as good.
Stop already with the low-tier bait
While Vova gets all of the fame and attention, there's his forgotton brother that nobody ever talks about. Borka Vista...

Wait, Vova's brother is in Duty? Wonder if they ever got in conflicts...
PKM is chad
we can make fanfiction out of this.
Let's... not take this too far
not that kind of fanfic.
Do as you wish

"16 gigabytes of jokes in my head, boy. Do you have any idea who you're messing with?"




what
vova vist seems like such a forced meme
vova vist seems like such a forced meme
All memes are forced too much, you know.
"@zona_draw" memeforce when.

... that wants to have a crap

- Ну, энергетик "Non-Stop" выпил с одним сталкером... Ну а потом сквозь текстурки провалилися.
- Ля, отличная история, мэн. У меня просто шишка так задымилась, что за Свободу готов жизнь отдать...
....- Мэн...
- Какой мэн? Ты понимаешь, что ты меня доканал?
- Хорошая история, просто...
- Я уже просто не понимаю как тебя воспринимать. Тебя здесь просто убить или закопать. Ты можешь просто заткнуться?
- Да ладно вам, будьте же людьми...
- Кто мы?! К кому ты обращаешься? Я один здесь в этой пространственной аномалии! Я уже не человек! Я долговец!
- Ну, хочешь про долговца и кровососа...
- Да, хочу! У меня был один кровосос, огромный, как псевдогигант, я на рейд пошел, а мне вместо его щупалец пол группы убило. Отличная история, да?
...- Дай сюда, а то ещё получит...
- Ну чего ты погоны-то бросил...
- Всё, тебя расстрел ждет, а не ругаться будут... Полковник он... Ренегат ты, а не полковник...
@wild owl @weak crest это человек
что то делал с трупом ?
А?
Зелёный слоник
Этот человек очень разочарован в своём товарище, который, по своему слабоумию или из-за того что сошел с ума, попал в своеобразную тюремную камеру.

Ага.
Хау
Там и не такое происходило.
@wild owl а это классика рос фильма?
Ну наверное на ближайшие годы не создадут нармальных фильмов в России , кста сегодня день рождения Михолкова
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