#🤨┃stalker_memes
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хлопцы я разгадал шифр
high effort and rad
Get out of here, stalker.

Thank you comrade
-warn @lucid pilot swearing is not allowed
Fyi don't ping all mods in the future
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Huh

Is wt$ not allowed
It is
Because it’s a slur

Wowwww
Apparently Dez warns for it

Pretty quiet
But he can post porn ?
If you compare to en offtop
Yeah, this is wack

He's not normally moderating EN chats, so that's where the confusion starts IG
I forgot this is stalker memes :/

Well. It was posted a lot of times, so...
@wild owl "ты-т-т-ты шо там жеж ониме, и-и-и он основан на аномали, это лучший мод за всею историю!!"
гыы
what the hell is Dollchan 8?
This will be our first battle, to battle sons of the Zone!
URAAA!
sorry for the bandicam logos
Stalker waifu detected
Men, prepare the front lines
Get Vova Vist on the radio and the machine gun nest
boohoo anime bad
cringe
It's an anomaly. He's not actually there, that Merc died 4 weeks ago...
@clear leaf swearing is not allowed, rule 3 
I'm sorry, didn't think this word is allowed
Хаха класичний день в зоне на радаре
Freedomers realizing that there is nothing on those bloodsuckers to bone
Life, err, finds a way... 😉
Why
someone put him in a CS suit now
Looks like something from the world of Stalker
The Zone spreads, my friend
It grows with every emission, every day, every life taken
Did this video to pass time while my phone was charging


I totally didn't spend literally an entire fucking day of my life making this
ENJOY THE DEAD MEMES
(this happened because I somehow stumbled upon a ukrianian cover of the nge song)
Shit I stole for this video:
Helicopter crashing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw-ik1U4U...
Еще и перепели на украинском, это прекрасно

MY FREEDOM COSPLAY
Did you just confuse Duty with Freedom lmao?
mountain dew doge
Hold on I'm a bit slow sometimes
That's a big scope
how far can it zoom
Сидорович флексит под фонк, разве не это ты искал?
It IS an NSPU
Don't let the size fool you. most of that is for the night vision, not magnification
Whoops, wrong place
Выглядит как надствольный реактивный гранатомёт
Hah! Whenever anyone mentions old NV scopes I just think about the experimental M3 carbine IR scope from ~1950s...
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/63juYFmYwPYfK4t3w4rpDMgjpieamLYtuC2yHrWL2ltIsS6M6OGN2XppxSdX-u1ai0Z7INgMxFeKtkZdbg649FcuXUWguqB8InyGfI01AwkpVUToXVU2CZr4wMh2dPjC36xrh1VrOMBypQ
😆 😆 😆
Didn't FN just re use that for the FAL nv scope?
dear stalkers i need your help
i need sidrovich soundbar
so i cant replace with system sound
Hi Hungary, I'm Nate
nah, i alread ate
Eight? It's only gone 3 o'clock! 😆
Cock? Im not a rooster

👍
Sin in canon:
Literally
Sin in ShoC
^
Sin in CS
Same with CoP
Combination of Russian Tommy Vercetti and Stalker universe gun, drugs, car, bandits and all the weird creatures are there.
Oh boi, the series are still alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHELQCAHrY&list=PLR5oG1_Pl7hLmMQARxI0EPG8PhO_dRWWz here is a link for the playlist
Oh damn that last song is actually really catchy, do you have the name for that?
you dont know who vova vist is?
I guess not
Guys, don't forget about the original :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udn8RYzWxvE
Serjous Gang
rip vova
No no I know vova
Slutsky>vova
Yikes
Thanks guys

sorry man, didnt know
oh ok then

Tru

@wild owl that meme with sin, what is the LR mod?
@weak crest Legends Return
Какието вооброжаемие мутантЬІ
meh
@weak crest Legends Return
@vocal bridge Thanks
Some crap for you
Жаль Петруху
Опять сжимаешь, шакал?
i am so late to this meme
retarded sony vegas rendered balaklava movement badly so at the end it looks really strange, sorry about that
hehe 
DLYA MONOLIT
yeh
But I want my wishes!
DLYA MONOLIT
Dlya??????
There are "dlya" and "za" in Russian, both translated as "for"
However they don't mean the same thing
I'm not a teacher, so I suggest to check some articles, sites, books etc to understand it
Not very good, he oughta be emptying belts into them
He's treating them better than regular STALKERs coming from the swamp
Still, anime bad
Bad
fellow stalkers I need that low quality video of a screaming kid shooting up the uhh Freedom base
thank you
btw where did you find that anime bad meme?
Stole it
From this discord?
Nah
Ok ok 
wait
no
WRONG CHANNEL
Old men running the world
anime good
Pretty sure that kid made every single Minecraft how-to video ever when I used to play it... 😅




that kid yelling whilst playing stalker is everyone who likes bandits tbh
I've posted it a long time ago

~~https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/646772910392082432/759253744092839946/video0.mp4~~
@worldly moth I alone hear momky?
No
anime is ok

Lol he doesn't get it haha funi
How is this Stalker related
@weak crest stalker is an anime
Sultan has the most badass character design in the series
Stalkers: keep dying in Zaton.
Tremor: idk, bloodsucker sus
🤝
🤝 

faction wars in a nutshell
Deadly anomalies
dangerous anomalies
anomalies
and anomalies
None of them will stop anomaly on its triumphant march to save the anomaly, and its anomalies
Pee pee poo poo
@solar lagoon how do you make captioned gifs?
Dont kill me, but I use ifunny
Skat-9 Bulat 
what
CoP Bulat in SoC, it was cut for some reason and they added the Skat-9M
looks like some early 2000's sci-fi game thing
wat? isn't the skat 9m and bulat the same thing?
They aren't
The SKAT-9M is that black suit we know from SoC
The Bulat is the camouflaged one
looks literally the same except the camouflage and gas mask in the case of CS
The difference is that the SKAT-9M only has a compensation suit
The Bulat has a compensation suit and an anomalous protection suit
looks the same because both use a PSZ-12p
You know it!
I made a thing! 😁
Burer: *Creates telekinetic force field to protect itself*
Deggy: *Walks over and loads shotgun*
Burer:
he makes you loose stamina
You drop the gun
the box bashes your head so hard your skull cracks
you freakingdie
Aye it do be like that sometimes 😆

burer vtubuer
I just spam grenades at burers
I kill burers with a knife. I dunno, it seems much easier to me 🤔

Professionals rush past 3 of them without damaging them
3
I think it were either 4-5 in total
Yeah
Ooh, the 'crying' one X)

can the akm last you through the entire game?
possibly
I have memories of using the ac96/2 in soc in the arena to those 2 ex army guys and I kept dying because of inaccuracy, that or probably I just suck but there was a clear difference when I picked up their gun
can the akm last you through the entire game?
@calm palm yes
You can use it in CoP and CS, dunno about ShoC
You can use it in all three games with mods 
Nah, you play it the first time vanilla, then you mod it untilk it almost breaks
Like with any PC game that has a modding community
First time you play vanilla, then you play vanilla, and then vanilla.
А чё не так было?
Зачем удалил?
Sorry, my native language is weed
А чё не так было?
@Meztinos#9020 там мат 1 был а маты нельзя
@vagrant heart howdy, brother stalker
Do you have a link on the original post of this meme?
What is this meme with this guy? What does it mean?
A bandit robbing you in CS, duh
Nope, that's a Borov from SoC
Or it's just a bad way of using irony?
I think he is trying to ask who the actual guy is
I don't know, kill him and look at his PDA
boogie2988, some dude came to his house and wanted to fight him or something, so boogie took out his gun and threatened to shoot him if he didn't leave his property @livid night @graceful fox
boogie2988, some dude came to his house and wanted to fight him or something, so boogie took out his gun and threatened to shoot him if he didn't leave his property @livid night @graceful fox
@coral karma thx
ЧН-3А gang
@weak crest When the ЧН-3б
I have memories of using the ac96/2 in soc in the arena to those 2 ex army guys and I kept dying because of inaccuracy, that or probably I just suck but there was a clear difference when I picked up their gun
@weak crest oh god, this happened on one of my first playthrough ever
I hope they refer to this in S2
Bro, what the hell...
Basically, apparently there was a bug in one of the games where a freedomer said a bandit line about
well, releaving his tension on a mutant
and it stuck
Sadly
excellent kek
not sure if a glitch but more of an actual mistake, they share dialogues for some reason
I heard it's because they were in the same location
after all, Freedom doesn't have Garbage dialogues
if its a glitch, it wont carry on.

yuh
And now... I want them to make a joke about it in S2
imagine that
cant wait to see how the game turns out 

oh nyooooo
rip
so sad, can we hit 20 mutants?
this meme was sponsored by typing "stalker memes" in google.
Smh it's in the personal stash
what's that stalker carrying on his chest?
mags? walkie talkie?
mags? what are mags? snap out of it, the flesh hit you real hard
what
That flesh fingered you
stop existing pls
Your mother >:CCCC
i have you dont
nobody:
home depot monolith:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/212006825434939393/760254548954185768/Adeptus_Mechanirus.mp4
Lol
boba bucm
Nobody:
Snorks:
Boogie fired a warning shot which is illegal
If you can fire a warning shot, your life is clearly not in danger, meaning you have no need to use a firearm
He also fired into the air, towards other residents
K
kids

Дом 2 Убивает
Я думал он бесценный
А я думал он стоит тисяч 70000 минимум
@wild owl че за мод?
х3 из паблика своровал
no
hello fellow stalkers, i'm looking for the finest Duty memes that you have. i plan to use one in my documentary about shadow of chernobyl development
dumb, that was Strelok not a Dutyer 
Nah strelok has balls of flesh unlike dutyers
Dutyers have runic mechanical balls
dumb, that was Strelok not a Dutyer
It's portraying what it would look like if a dutier got to the wish granter
Get it? "Look"
Hahahahaha
I saw green vent.
Nah bro, was just capturing an art
Well. Free to use 
From Russia with love - Meztinos ❤️
Осуждаем аниме
Осуждаем аниме
@elder jackal Да.

@wild owl take all my artefacts, guns, ammo, and my pda with hentai.
That 3 TICC girls are a good reason to be a Mercenary
only the best of the best, meztinos
worst monster girl you could pick tbh
zdrada as ganja
@wild owl is that what you pay surdno with to have the dirty with you
@marble wigeon Хрена пинг не сработал... В мемах мат разрешен, но только если это не постирония или оскорбления.
@marble wigeon Хрена пинг не сработал... В мемах мат разрешен, но только если это не постирония или оскорбления.
@wild owl ааа....
если бы был голосовой все так и было бы
This server rules in a nutshell:


Holy crap
Someone was actually posing ukrainian soldier to make this sh... Wait a second, how could I forget...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/761553383416004658/ddd222dd_cmpk.png
i straight up feel uncomftarble

"Why yes, I ran past Vova Vist on Master difficulty, how could you tell?"
D;
Всем привет с вами саника, я сделал для вас новое видео, так вот, хотел бы от вас подписки и лайков, чтоб было желания в дальнейшем это дело, все зависит от вас ребята
Я: https://vk.com/sanika55647 🌟
#сталкер #Dame_Da_Ne #шрам #сталкер_шрам #сталкер_чистое_небо
bruh
I found this meme on roleplay discord
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507579898920960/762182360765562900/cordon_outpost.webm
by Doggo
I like this a LOT though
I dunno what to think
this isn't even funny
but looks good
that's why
did I say you MUST LIKE THIS COZ ITS EPIC?
I said I like this one a lot
I dunno what to think
I think you're sarcastic that's why
did you just reply to your own message
Schizo
Schizo
Controller's psy-attack.
@weak crest
Plot twist: Fat rat swipes your artifact and does a runner, he later leads the first successful mission to the power plant, and somehow manages to create peace between the Monolith & the Stalkers. Likely through his exceptional cuteness. 😊
rat causes every emission and is the leader of the c-consciousness
@surreal canopy yes but a guy called Doggo posted that on the discord of chernobyl
I thoguth doc was the rp server
BTW I still like your work a lot
@surreal canopy you know soemthing about my problem?
go to tehcnical
Who will the ecos be then?
Who will the ecos be then?
You might see later
Inb4 Lucifer
me
stalker memes
very stalker
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/762313903815393310/2.png @fierce idol VAST WHY?!
when the
another one to the collection..
@wild owl I require more helltaker stalker waifus

Gimme more please I beg you
Bloodsucker wants his goodnight kiss... 🙃
French kiss

I'll post the next stalker-themed Helltaker meme in 4 hours or so. Stay hydrated 

@wild owl god bless you
no
@edgy jacinth @full coral @runic forum Decided to post it earlier, but anyway.

truly amazing
cool
all the weebs coming outta their nest
yes, watch out or you'll catch the weeb 
@edgy jacinth @full coral @runic forum Decided to post it earlier, but anyway.
@wild owl Good

Ah yis, swaggersouls

truly revolutionary
truly degenerate
Kill it
brothers... this is our moment!
We need to repel this degeneracy! TO BATTLE BROTHERS!
Why
All the weebs are crawling out of the cesspits to support this
guys it’s HELLTAKER!!! GET IT!!
Don't you love baiting people @analog yoke @wild owl
they are demons, dummy
IT IS OUR DUTY TO PROTECT OUR HOLY LAND!
our trusted comrade betrayed the Zone 
Sorry, I got a bit too close to the Brain Scorcher that one time
you should've stayed in the army warehouses 
But there is the brain scorcher!
It was only once
One time I was betrayed by heretics
you got thru lots of hell
An accurate depiction of life in the Zone.
Roadside Picnic (English Translation):
https://thomas-hersey.wiki.uml.edu/file/view/Roadside%2BPicnic.pdf
Cheap STALKER Copies (Steam or GOG.com):
https://www.g2a.com/
Send Sseth Shekels: https://www.paypal....
Hey guys does anyone have a PNG of STALKER’s logo
I cant find one for the life of me
all 3 games use a different logo 🥴
Uh nah I meant like the text I should have been more specific I apologize
But thank you anyways
Don't you love baiting people
@orchid scaffold Yes, I do
Stop posting anime-stalker content
No


stalke




why
read the rules
there
is that better?
that includes pfps
@weak crest idk about you, but is "c*m" a profanity word?
strange
idk mods don't think so
@weak crest they like semen tho, right?
и вот мемы по сталкачу ушли в запой
Fang death was so sad that you can't even see when he dies
Want to learn unique way of thinking?
lol

i see anime
«Контракт, этот, сволочь, задрал уже! Пашешь как "молодой" из последнего призыва.»
||@full coral @analog yoke @night barn @orchid scaffold @faint portal @solar lagoon (especially for you
) @tame ermine @edgy jacinth
||
Шедевр
Kek
Please stop
@weak crest no
I was talking to Meztinos

Someone has to stop this outrage
why aren't the mods doing anything? THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL
Agreed
@wild owl You, me, behind the apple bees, 1v1 me shovels only.
@wild owl you forgot the Cossack with Malinka mate
You guys want to fight i hear? Let's meet at this so called place apple bees
@wild owl hmmmm Lebedev and Scar as anime girls yes
but helltaker is more staler then milk after a month 
stalker is stalker
helltaker is no stalker man 
That's why we should mix helltaker with stalker even more
@wild owl nice anime grills
Bes is the Ukrainian Freddy Mercury
@final orchid гув
oops keyboard was in russian just quirky things
yes
STALKER SoC opening cutscene driver be like
щас ножик наточит чтобы эту стену взорвать
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah
@weak crest @deep canyon @orchid scaffold @faint portal @analog yoke@full coral @tame ermine @edgy jacinth
I can DM version without background, if you want 
Nah, it's good enough
What's with the Skadovsk image above? Are those like secrets or something?
Yes
Vova Vist
Evacuation point in Pripyat
Evacuation point on Scadovsk
Evacuation point on Jupiter
Nitro
Nimble
I can DM version without background, if you want
@wild owl,certainly,if you don't mind
I can DM version without background, if you want
not a degenerate btw
not a degenerate btw
Lies

@wild owl why?
these exist?
Are yoy talking about Hellstalker or Wolf? 
Оk
Ya pojilaya anomaliya
Make one
and wishgranter(sidrovich) will reward you
can i change role to loner
pretty please
k

I really love how that pseudogiant looks, okay
is that oversized vintorez?
looks like it
yep
in all his glory 
-mute @copper zephyr 4h Bad memes
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stalker sunrise suit but it’s a bape hoody
Don't get it
Neither do i
Cuz the hospital basements filled with hella radioactive stuff
idk its a sh||ip||post
prolly relates to the underground labs
*mutes for "Bad memes"*
@humble haven
Seems...Kinda subjective. Unless I'm missing something. 😬
indeed
@vocal pilot you missed, we don't like racism here
Короче, малолетний дебил...

Nah
They say they defend the world when they can't even defend Rostok properly
@weak crest nice pfp bro

You missed, we don't like racism here
@humble haven
Ah, very good to know. No worries. 😁
Ну чё, пацаны, я же на этом не остановился. Вот хабар.
В ДМ могу скинуть версию без фона. Берегите себя и своих близких.
horny
I just lost taste into bandits for a while 
Somebody shoot him already
I agree
I am crying inside my Bunker right now 

He is too dead to have one though
man i wish i knew how to write.
Welp I'm back into Making stalker memes time to post them here before there stolen off r/stalker
lidl TTT
dansgame
Oh no!
3d zone waifus
Well that's is idiotic of to hang myself
Watch and lea...
: 

Хоть убейте, я вижу здесь нос и улыбку.
Is Scar chasing me?
Arrange an ambush
Scar, not Fang

🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹
@orchid scaffold @night barn @weak crest @deep canyon @faint portal @analog yoke @full coral @tame ermine @edgy jacinth @runic forum @muted marten @twin turtle
nice
excellent
CRINGE
@wild owl many thanks good sir
Kekw

D:
I like how every time there are more and more tags in Meztinos' Helltaker-related messages.


yes
vova what?
Vova Dad
ayy lmao
who is vova
Do you remember that machine gunner at the Cordon in CS?
A streamer got killed by him a lot of times
;-;
That streamer eventually managed to kill him
He checked his inventory and saw his name
First time i played stalker (my first stalker was CS) , i've been never killed
"Vova Vist"
Can you send me the extrait?
They made a song for him
Rip Вова Вист...
Ссылка на оригинал :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o
oh no xD
And here's one with English subtitles
Guys, don't forget about the original :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udn8RYzWxvE
PMm Gang

didnt know vova had a song
@wild owl меня заинтересовало такое творчество

@wild owl меня заинтересовало такое творчество
Меня тоже. С момента первого арта
Im going to rest my soul, if i see one more anime stalker crossover episode i will absolutely smash your achilles heel into the unknown parts of the universe
Tomorrow
couldnt agree more with you
we'll see
More stalker weeb crossover and I'm going to unleash the crusaders on you !

Im going to rest my soul, if i see one more anime stalker crossover episode i will absolutely smash your achilles heel into the unknown parts of the universe
Deal
A streamer got killed by him a lot of times
The poor guy suffered for two hours lol👌
y e s










Oh no

Another epidemic




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@wild owl
"Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster" right there! 😆
Straight up this picture, but in STALKER

Quality content 2016.
https://youtu.be/p0jRVcJRwkU
Bot is dead?
I guess



Joint Pack 2.1 stash speedrun
Lmao
a
How
what




=
that is beautiful
Masterpiece











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