#🤨┃stalker_memes
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I know what you would probably call him

america
It B
Bamerica
💥
🅱️america

snorks in x-18
lmfao
when you do a new playthrough
Exactly
I didn't have time to read it and the meme was deleted 
I'll send it to you

Every video game character was in more pain than Ellie
Even Steve.
Doomguy when he Lost Daisy was in more pain than Ellie
Agreed 100%
every metal gear character was in more pain then Ellie tbh
Even every stalker npc 
Jack Cooper at the end of Titanfall 2 was in more pain than Ellie
Basically every video game character was in more pain. Now end it there
even that kid in that uhh farming game every redditor plays (forgot the name it was in switch i think)
even mario was in more pain than Ellie
Fucking kill me not one girl on this fucking earth loves me I try and try and all they do is go go go and don't wake me up before they go go... they just... go go go :(
MC Papa Moist - Editor
Feat - Max Snorford the main man himself, House the amazing Essex lad, Finn the ep...
^Stalker 2 is in it
No comments, just russian letter Ы
Ыы
Ыы
can we have memes about magpie ?
Ыы
bi bi
ыыыыыы
ыыыыыы
yyyyyy
Me when being jumpscared by Chimera
me walking anywhere dark and encountering a new mutant for the first time
I think I panicked in the uhh agroprom underground lol
eeeeee
When s2 mutants are out
when s2 is out
ы
When old GSC A-Life dev is working on s2 now
Not reposting my meme at all
Aight dude, get some Z's
"hey, nice bandages" 
@ Sidorovich
"i have something that would make your day" 
I do, sadly

it looks so bad in full screen
im talking about the emote and not the video
would prolly look a little better to move the teeth up just a wee bit c:
Damn degtyarev really brushed his teeth in the zone his teeth clean
Those teeth, man! What toothpaste does he use?
It's a special artifact



What i must to do, to achieve something more than novice?
Post.

get experienced
@weak crest Dynamic music sounds better
get experienced
@modern lake how to?
Type in the server
Talk
You get a little bit of XP every minute you write something here
With the XP you get, you level up here and eventually get a new role

Oh, familiar system

Looks like spam is what's called for
That is what i was talking about
how is späm even served
how is späm even served
It's basically ham, you can put it on bread or just eat it with a spoon for a faster heart failure effect
Люди, вы что, из машины времени вышли, эти мемы старые как мир 
I'm surprise you write slower in Cyrillic than in Latin
Lmao
it looks disgusting ngl
It do
I guess it is
@muted marten , kek
It's just mystery meat
Looks tasty
Uh oh
get kek'd

Fallout Strange Meat uh-oh
the shiny part looks like the gel from catfood

it's zombie's brain
probably tastes alike
I've heard it's pretty decent tbh
spam or?
Spam
Scary
Spammed by spam
There is something named viandada here, which is basically the same as spam, people usually pan fry it
Doesn't sound too wack
So you can say stop vindadaing here?
Only if you want to be seen as a comedy genius
It isn't no, put inbetween bread, lettuce, bob, and it tastes gud
at first spam reminded me of leberkäse
Wack
but i dont think it would taste to similar
Tbh probably is a bit similar


i wonder if i can find something similar to spam here
Wack (again)
It is quite wack compared to beef or smth, but it's alright to eat once in a while
Once in a while, yeah
here we go
It's basically the food you see stored away for a little bit that you just take out when you don't have plenty of options around
Basically
Basically
2.25 Euros
Same
Meh
i love conserved food
I tried it for free, wouldn't have paid for it
Basically
Not the biggest fan of canned food personally
Once in a while there's smth decent but normally not my thing
Neither
Neither
what i really hate is.... tbh idk how it's called in English тушонка
canned meat with fat and.... many things you can find
It's called stew
Some brands name it beef stew or just tushonka kek

🤮
i hate königsberger klopse except from one canned food company
and it is encredibyl delicious
Not what i had in mind, serjous. That is cursed
That is definitely cursed
Looks like blended pig fat
@sage dirge what is that made of
guys, i hope you aren't eating rn
i am
oh
Ew
That's expired
That was never good in the first place
so, it's made of pork and its fat
As expected
damn, poor pig
id say east european food in general is below eatable
Surprised you aren't pickled yet
i want north german fish 


10s* 
@sage dirge cosack ravioli?
Ravioli is Italian for pelmeni
The outside of a pierogi tastes like the outside of a ravioli
Or vareiniki as you call it
Now it all depends on the inside
anyway, pelmeni and vareniki are kinda different
You have different names for it and call it unique food despite the filling being different
And nothing else
kek
Сало это lard по английски?
Here we see two stalkers in their natural habitat
Амэн
Я не русский, я поляк)))
Опа
Ааа
Привет, соседи
Да да
Hey, Nestlé 

Будеш несквiк?
Ні



@weak crest спасибо ты лучший
:3

I love the poorly shopped on military helmets

but thats basically what happened inside the helicopters tho
average 3 faction way fight
heye guys i made funny meme. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/734531727086583848/image0.png
yes. I made this. 😎
Delicious
YES YES YES
would anyone be able to make something out of this?, was thinking you could use the orange as a greenscreen
wide putin meme
Maybe someone should add Supersus?
Kekekek
Cmon i want to know
kekekek
Should be vanilla Anomaly
Neither
Good for you

😎
hehehe, neat
yes.
or I V A N
Ivan is not Vlad you dummy
Ivan is not Vlad you dummy
i know lol, i mean, it's common too
[post was satirical]
AAAAAAAA

i was Nestle'd

refrain from that sort of talk
-purge @fleet fog 20
-search @fleet fog
-ban @fleet fog insulting a moderator
Banned @fleet fog from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community
boom
What the
Jesus Christ I had no idea his pfp looks like that when it's bigger
yeah.. I couldn't exactly fix the red strip on the left side of the hair
Oh nvm looked at it again
well i could.. but didn't wanna change it's original lighting
not noticeable when it gets sized down anyways C:
youd think at some point the profile pictures would just repeat themsleve with the same charakter
but no, somehow weebs just dont run out
fascinating tbh
don't insult people
you mean weeb?
your using it as a derogatory term
anything that is not derogatory towards either individuals or groups of people.
i dont know what that means
It's basically refers to someone being a geek or a nerd, usually anime and mangas
and the big diffrence to weeb would be?
A weeb is someone who actually wants to mimic the culture and language of Japan
most usually Japanese people who live as a reclusive on the internet who have no social life
What
for the word otaku
Oh
NEET
it is generally an offensive word however
Or just a shut-in
all of those are words that are meant to degrade someone
Even Otaku?
Not really tbh
generally an offensive word yeah
Karlik didn't really use it like that either

so long as you don't use it to insult others then it would be fine.
however, the word in itself is used to describe people, so using it without insulting someone would be difficult
Simple
Don't insult them
Like, I'm basically a STALKER otaku, how cringy that may sound
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Crimson gets called cringe
I don't think it works like that
What's the problem w that
btw, isnt cringe pretty much an insult too?
Anything is an insult at this point
That sounds cringy
situation by situation
^ cringe
usually I see the word "cringe" being thrown around very loosely.
Fun fact, weeb and weeaboo are different
We've forgone the use of Cringe

This is just Cronge
similar
Similar, but the weeaboo would be the more offensive one
weeb is just the short version of weeaboo
It also has a slightly different meaning
who cares tho
its pretty much a internet standart that someone with an anime pfp is an weeb
regardless. please refrain from using any form of derogatory language in the form of insults towards others, or groups of people.
Yesterday we did
oh, yea thats hillarious tbh





all he wanted was just an authentic cosplay
He got arrested today so yeah rip
ah man

why cant they just leave the free stalker alone
Because he disarmed 4 cops lmao
fake news
Apparently he was homeless
wait what happened
lemme read the article
So dude broke into a cabin camped out then the cops came to check him out and he disarmed them with a gun
oh
He should have just ran now he sealed his fate with that gun he pulled on them
At first he had a crossbow and a knife, he put it down peacefully near the cops
Then when they wanted to search him, he pulled a gun out to a cops face

and at the end of the day
he didnt kill a single one
would be nice if there is going to be an easter egg for him in S2
since of the loner patch
I doubt GSC wants to be affiliated with a criminal
Yeah, pretty X on that
id still be cool tho
People will forget about him in a month
An influence in the community somewhat as well
i use this thing
ahh ok
i mean i like the slavic stuff (i am not slavaboo because i am not toxic i hate slavaboos) but life of boris is cringe in my opinion and i like slavic stuff 
Ngl that sounds exactly like what someone trying to hide being a Slavaboo would say lol
Not like we care if you were one as long as you wouldn't rub it in
i made kompot with his video
Neat
Hes just generally annoying
Idk how he can stand his persona after so long because there's times I do something I like then I just get tired of it
He says that it's not really a persona and how he is irl apparently
SP. 056-12 When Nothing Remains – As All Torn Asunder
Buy CD - http://www.solitudestore.com/en/product/when-nothing-remains-2012-as-all-torn-asunder
Tracklist:
- Embrace Her Pain - 0:00:00
- The Sorrow Within - 0:07:28
- A Portrait of The Dying - 0:19:09
- Mourning of The...
Nah.. or maybe
Я также кричал когда пытался разшифровать шифр.
Просто ЙВААААААААА!!!!!!! Под тяжёлый метал
@weak crest if what you speak is true then Boris is ruined lol
He is speaking the truth though
ye boris is cringe and i like slavic stuff but i am not a slavaboo tho

Still not sure about that

¯_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
all is fun and games until some suka throws a grenade
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2qgWVmziZ8
no.
First one
Chehc Brerb
He chonk
Ekike ekike will win, he is pointy for AP
he is small and weak, looks pretty confused too
Strelok was small and confused, yet he survived. My vote goes for Ekike Ekike
excellent choices

british teeth
Good cartoon, good art 
Doody 
Очередной "видос" уровня "шедевр".
Группа в Вконтакте - http://vk.com/svidgroup
Стримы - http://www.twitch.tv/thestalkerval
yes.

i noticed that you drink vodka on any occasion lol
How many shots do you drink for a day Crimson 
Оригинал видео Сталкер - Я свободен 2011 года, музыку нашёл где-то в ВК
Группа в Вконтакте - http://vk.com/svidgroup
Стримы - http://www.twitch.tv/thestalkerval
Ах да точно, я вроде как видос запилил, лол
lost cause, right? 
nice
Начинается грандиозный тур Би-2 New Best — таких масштабных шоу у нас ещё не было 😏
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Авторы музыки/текста: Leva Би-2, ...
stalker 2009 complete be like:

Cardan and nitro be like
All credits goes to my idol and lord, HP Gaming. I absolutely don't own anything.
I cut you up and I toss you out,
'Cause that's what your build is all about.
So pull me closer and kiss me hard,
I'm gonna pop your masleena heart.
I'm Mr. Sugar-Lard, vodka, vodka lips,
Hit me with your sweet love,
Steal me with a kiss.
I'm Mr. Sugar-Lard, vodka, vodka lips,
I'm gonna be a Grigorovich,
I'm gonna be a Grigorovich.
This meme isnt accurate because girls arent in the zone
True
Vote with emojis
Alex is my least favorite
@fierce idol whats yours favorite stalker Protagonist?
Them all
All are stalkers, All can join duty
alex is just a erand boy for the army
alex cant coz he is with the goverment so... yeah
what my point is
he already has a job thats all
alex cant coz he is with the goverment so... yeah
@weak crest he was a stalker
Then he gonne to army
... ok this confused me
if he was a stalker and stalkers existsed since 2010 then the hell?!
how he is a major in events of COP?
I mean he is a undercover stalker
wiki 😎
Neither
Doge saying CS is the worst game, despite not playing it. Rock saying that those "leaked" models were in fact leaked and now 2010

Lets click the meoji, then i Will delete it so People do't gonna now how i got so lebedev respect emojis
comrade crimson, preacher of the bible: was not 2010 theyear where the "first stalker's" camping ground was found in the zone?
again, the wiki is super reliable 
@night barn by worst in the series I don't mean I hate it
CS was my first game then second was COP and last was SOC which I bought at end of 2019
later this year felling in love with SOC due to its story
wouldn't if the gameplay was dissapointing as CS
and SOC's gameplay is barely like cs
I have nothing wrong with CS
the only was I finished the game without medkits at the cnpp because I ran out from meds :/ was ignore eveything and run to the portal then shoot Strelok
by worst I mean least good
depending if a series has a worst game
yes I did
TFW is for CS and the reason I joined this server in the first place was to ask if anyone knew in TFW where to get GP 37

CS isnt my favorite in the series but i still think its a amazing game, i enjoy every moment of playing it.
GP37 topic again
how
wait is that red thing his nose, is it a pepe stalker clown 
it makes me feel like a brainlet
Не понял
stalker new vergas
Nice

NCR Salvaged Power Armor
Exoskeleton stalker cosplay
Ncr is better than duty
For sure

bos power armor was cooler in my opinion but|| i never killed the bos while siding with the ncr by completing some missions for the bos by following the NCR story line or something like that idk it was a long time ago||
I like the power armor of ncr in new vegas
but the enclave armor is more beautiful
yes i dont like the enclave but the power armor of the enclave is so beautiful 
i feel like duty resembles the enclave more than the ncr guys.
i dont really like fallout new vegas i only liked the map and graphics but not the story, i enjoyed playing fallout 3 more but 3 is my favorite so idk
yeah
F3 honestly better, in my opinion
yeah its my favorite
worst 3d fallout its 3 fallout

Have better atmosphere
kids town
But new vegas is fallout 3 with mods
Guess Little Lamplight ruined the whole game
And the shootings in fallout 3 & New vegas are boring.
Guess Little Lamplight ruined the whole game
wait what why? the kids in little lamplight where annoying tho![]()
They are poorly implemented
I can understand it, but still
this is just one example
in this game almost every place raises a huge number of questions
which game has better atmosphere?
F3
Without a doubt
yes fallout 3, but bruhhhh fallout 4
that atmosphere was super bad in my opinion
Yup
Fallout 3 with a destroyed city?
or futuristic cowboys?
I would prefer 1 part, as there is the most natural atmosphere of devastation
i played fallout 4 for idk 974 hours and idk why i kept playing, maybe mods, maybe open world idk. it got very boring sometimes i still dont know why i enjoyed it sometimes but i got bored real quick 
Fair enough
in 3 parts, people have degraded, and were not able to create normal cities for 200 years
if part 3 was a prequel to the first two parts, it would be better
But nothing of it was brought into fruition
fallout new vegas was wasted
F:NV was way too empty and bland
and so, look at the same Vegas, the bombs almost didn't hit it, why would it look destroyed?
F:NV was way too empty and bland
a huge number of quests and interesting events, I do not know how to find a void there at all
Yeah, it's the desert
It's just so long and so bland
Everything is recognizable
You're never lost
Because sr house save it
yep
a huge number of quests and interesting events, I do not know how to find a void there at all
Map-wise
Mr house protected new vegas of the atomic bombs
i really didn't like the radio stations in fallout new Vegas
same
i always liked the song i dont want to set the world on fire, maybe and Dear Hearts and Gentle People
I like new vegas more by the mod community
But if I can play with the atmosphere of fallout 3 it would be nice
i dont mod fallout 3 because i play on windows 10, i fixed the crashing but i dont want it to crash again lol
i play mods in windows 10 lmao
wait does it work for you? or does it crash
yes
hmm i might try modding fallout 3 for once then
but new vegas before it didn't cause me problems
Now I don't know what happened, but fallout 3 don't cause problems about that
an achivement for a renegade
@weak crest everytime I seen this it makes me wonder is that Flesh's leg Sidor is eating?
that would be stupid since it looks like a chicken leg
flesh's leg aint that small
If it looks like a chicken leg, why would it be a Flesh leg
coz of the texture?
well... I take it that it Ain't flesh's leg anymore because its 5x or more bigger than that
so.. Sidor is eating a chicken leg?
That has been known for 13 years now
Chicken
really?
stalker complete was updated the year gsc game world shutdown
2 years later it reopened

updated I ment not released
When was complete updated
in 2012
GSC began activity in 2013 again I believe and "reopened" in 2014 so I guess you're right
so was S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 originally was supposed to be released in 2012? or other date?
2012
it makes me wonder what were they doing this whole in before 2018
announcment of S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2

Released in 2016
oh... Didn't knew when Cossacks games were released nvm


I'll make another STALKER-Top Gear crossover

🇬 🇦 🇾
= 🌈
Frick Freedom, me and my bros are all Duty 😎
better to join duty than war criminals from yugoslavia...
free stalker gang
what do you mean war criminals they are heroes there XD

What the-
I don't know
I just tried to delete the "don't"
now the video is stuck on the first frame, yet the audio works
=🏳️🌈 💩
=🏳️🌈 💩
no
freedom is life
Weird
Cause I can see the vid work
Maybe it's only working on phones, it's a weird bug
= 💩
= epic
= the most epic faction in the zone
has the freedom logo as his pfp
calls duty trash
We got a no life freedomer here
has the freedom logo as his pfp
calls duty trash
We got a no life freedomer here
i was duty for one day once, now i am freedom because i didnt like duty.
Freedom is life
i never joined duty in stalker tho
and i never will now
i never joined duty or freedom in any part of stalker games
imagine monolith taxi services 😳

why everything what im saying becomes real
duty is gey
duty school bus when
ok
Нет ножей что лучше вилки - один удар четыре дырки
@fierce idol here you go
Millitary haul service, go!
https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/hvsv7g/bus_services_in_zone_amazing_you_can_modify_it_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share just look at the comments
How much for a security?
One merc please. Some guy is trying to scam me in my bunker
Military trucking service
Bandits fake taxi
Clear Sky's moving services
theres nothing to it tho
Coincidence
read the slogan of the ecologist moving service
takes free PMm
you attending raid by duty, and see this, what you do?
ask questions
Realize how much of a joke Duty is
alot of questions
dutyers summoned it
guys imagime freedom cube in minecraft 😳
Block of weed
yes
nice


svoboda
this is exactly the reason why dooty gay
dooty cute doe

I want dootier to intercourse me uwu



@sage dirge I wonder who made this 
Idk lol
not serjous
like duh
Epic
@undone cypress are these your memes? coz they are on reddit
is u/underwrote_man your reddit?
@undone cypress are these your memes? coz they are on reddit
is u/underwrote_man your reddit?
@weak crest yes
fun fact: freedom cube is actually coal ore
imagine yandere sim in stalke- https://youtu.be/Ha8suMeyGSA
Let's run this meme into the ground
Originally from my anime video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L84nZGtg084
This is Sickening
Max's original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tyhNrYu2Q
Main Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/c/dolandark
Second Channel ► https://w...
no stalker no meme ((
no stalker no meme ((
@sly finch there will be
Duty sucks hairy radioactive balls
radovan
imagine more better freedom block 😳
Who win
All duty soldiers vs agua coca latão
Definitely better
hi bob
yes
vs
scar is best one
All of them are great
but scar bestest
Yaoi
Yaoi
N o
Using the hay block for freedom is so right
imagine me releasing it 😳
Good
Freedom chad
https://i.gyazo.com/81ed195bfab9791b11ad0082a2cd9f4d.png i dont like that number...
alr
have fun
thanks
"IT WAS A TRAP!"
ah yes finally
dootium
hahaah
cool ammount of likes 😎
hillarious
Me when STALKER 2 trailer is finally out
All credit should go to Wizardyensid for this clip so follow his twitch!
@rustic ether F... Call an ambulance... BUT NOT FOR ME
😭
gsc are traitors for pcmr
F... it must actually hurt
maybe this christmas on black friday we can horde amd gpus and cpus
ikr
i have computer from 2005
Same
rip x2
time to upgrade then
no
time to rob the local gas station for a new PC
yes
And move to Siberia right after I buy it
lets makr true pcmr stalker community
Oh nice
That means Sidorovich is back
4K sidorovich




And Wolf maybe
4K dooty
4K freedumb
4K bloodsuckers
4K EVERYTHING

4k CLEAR SKY?
Clear Sky is kinda dead
4k sosig
4k stalker girlfriend
4K Cheeki Breeki
4k Sidorovich
Да

8K SIDOROVIIIICH
Yes, that is correct
imagine call of chernobyl 2 when stalker 2 releases 😳
who wants 8k sydor
i don't even think call of chernobyl 2 will be necessary
if GSC decides to make end-game plus a thing
who wants to experience this?
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LzO3XZaJON74rhru19TKMsN9kXL5hzNy/view?usp=sharing i will leave link here

Pinned messages
eh, it's the new xbox, so at least we know it won't be too bad
since it has some pretty respectable hardware
Definitely could've been went better
Definitely could've been went better
they've had a bit of a busy day cut em some slack xD
@heavy mason what does that say in english
can someone translate pls
i cant speak russain
or ukrain
Its lines from Taras Shevchenko's poem 'Katerina'
@muted marten what the....
why is that on a test-tupe of an somehow still alive psy experiment
I think I will stop reading this, I don't want to be accidentally spoiled
I wouldn't know
hopefully they will elaborate in the future or in stalker 2
btw, you sad that the trailer teased a new faction @muted marten it doesnt
I think I added the words possible, I'm pretty sure I also wrote it sarcastically, whilst adding a low quality image to that
ok?
@heavy mason 🖐🏼
well i saw the post in #🔍┃ask_gscarchive so i coudnt see the pic
@main gazelle лол, античний дїд
від античного дїда чую:)
Ну що брати, покажемо на що здатен рідний ігропром!
It’s not launching first on Xbox that’s just the English translation for it being scuffed
In Russian and Ukrainian it says “Aside from PC it is also being released as a launch title for Xbox Series X
Most likely it will have to be purchased on windows store on PC though
🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
Most likely it will have to be purchased on windows store on PC though
@vital widget windows 7 gang
I’m pretty sure there’ll be discs too but hey I mean you get what you get when you use a version of windows that’s not supported anymore. Who knows if it will even run
Anyone have any memes from when the guy stole the exoskeleton animations for gunslinger or just the screenshots of it. I can’t find the original mod
it was pinned somewhere
Реакция на реальное правозатворное оружие 
- Have you seen that new Stalker trailer came out?
- Really?

Strelok: preparing to reach Wish Granter
Clear Sky members:

Oh god
@undone cypress how to get this texture pack
Нетт ты не прав!
Самые ленивые это разработчики!
Они спецально делают очень кароткие тизеры и трейлеры!
Я вот знаю одного!
зовут сергей григорович!
так вот он встаёт в 5 часов утра
Чтобы как можно больше не чего не делать!
what version is it for?
Нетт ты не прав!
Самые ленивые это разработчики!
Они спецально делают очень кароткие тизеры и трейлеры!
Я вот знаю одного!
зовут сергей григорович!
так вот он встаёт в 5 часов утра
Чтобы как можно больше не чего не делать!
для кого ты это написал лол
not so kek, but worth posting
everyone is freedom's finest!
freedom and duty sucks join loners
You made this?
Nice




