#🤨┃stalker_memes

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little vigil
quasi pagoda
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staro gvozdje

outer fjord
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@weak crest Привет

harsh swan
graceful fox
north pine
muted marten
ancient crown
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i d i k o m ne

fleet fog
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repost

limber dragon
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SNORKS

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Stocks, but snorks

lunar steeple
fleet fog
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Hey uh, does anyone have the GUI icon when you're in a psy-field/psi-emission?

wild owl
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Hm. You may find it on Stalker Wiki.

fleet fog
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nope, nothing already have

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any ways, I'm going to sleep, it's 4:33 AM

weak crest
fleet fog
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Not my best

analog yoke
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monolith in a nutshell

charred steppe
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thanks i love it

latent panther
manic totem
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I noticed the subtitles say there’s a little something but he said there’s something

hallow trellis
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Учителя: исправь оценки и подчерк и наче тебя не переведут и ты не закончишь школу!
Я:

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weak crest
analog yoke
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hehehe

weak crest
wild owl
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👎

weak crest
loud vale
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What duty thinks what they look like:

outer fjord
surreal canopy
modern lake
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its funny coz its tru

weak crest
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yes freedom is life f_freedom

spring cipher
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says the freedomer

weak crest
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Hell yeah he does

muted marten
spring cipher
weak crest
muted marten
modern lake
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I wouldn't argue with a guy wearing sunglasses. :coolsad:

weak crest
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🕶️

muted marten
weak crest
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I love how Freedom makes Duty look bad when acctually Freedom is more dumb and gay than Duty

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Hard Duty fanboy I see smile_strelok

night barn
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I love how Freedom makes Duty look bad when acctually Freedom is more dumb and gay than Duty

Other way around, LARPer

weak crest
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Haha lmao, y'all fighting who is the best meanwhile I am laughing from all the infidels together with my brothers

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hey, at least I dont say Freedom bad at every freedom related post

modern lake
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'cause Freedom good, obviously

weak crest
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no, because I aint a butthole

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Duty will attack from the South, Monolith from the North and we will take Freedom down

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yes, but Duty and Monolith are enemies

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Then we will take Duty down smile_degtyarev

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Then Loners and Bandits at once

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Then attempt to take down Military smile_strelok

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And finally destroy Mercs with helicopters smile_scar

modern lake
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they be daydreaming

weak crest
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Who? Mercs?

modern lake
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no u

weak crest
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Okay, infidel

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You non believer smile_strelok

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wut is happening in here

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War between Duty and Freedom

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Meanwhile I laugh from both of these infidels

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Ah yes, a cllassic example of an brainwashed Freedom

modern lake
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nah, Igor is just daydreaming

weak crest
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Prove it or it didn't happen

muted marten
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Duty bad

weak crest
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yes duty is very bad

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Boom

modern lake
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Prove it or it didn't happen
Go back to the shed

weak crest
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dUty bAd

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Duty bad

Brother, don't insert yourself into this war between these non believers

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wut

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oh monolith
Ok

fleet fog
weak crest
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my last 2 braincells

weak crest
quasi pagoda
peak otter
charred steppe
weak crest
outer fjord
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kuznetsov @weak crest

wild owl
weak crest
hearty lava
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8KpltgMFM
@loud vale https://youtu.be/gmtk3Kcs_b0

YouTube
Hans Von Witzland
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus SS march 5 minute loop (1080p 60fps)

Thought this part of the trailer looked badass

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Commissar Gurke
March [SFM] 1 Hour Version

A few people requested it, so I tweaked the original video to make this hour-long version. Enjoy!

Better late than never, but thanks for 1K subscribers! It's a small milestone but I always appreciate the feedback and support, especially because this channel started more of an...

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loud vale
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oh god lmao

waxen cedar
charred steppe
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not sure what it says but ye

hasty pelican
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"kogda poymal masleenu"
"MLIAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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I still don't know what is this about

hasty pelican
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it is apparently said by bandits when incapacitated

weak crest
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yeah it shoulda been expected
If I would not join duty I would be a ecologist

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charred steppe
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DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHIS AND BANDITS

weak crest
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anarchis

charred steppe
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NOONE WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET!

weak crest
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anarchis

charred steppe
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yes

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you can adress the slavs of the game in many ways, and bilingual its not one of them

weak crest
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except russians and ukrainians

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and belarusians

charred steppe
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dont they just speak russian even tho they are in ukrania?

weak crest
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it's pretty much the same thing everywhere east of poland

charred steppe
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even the military whos suppossed to be of the ukranian goverment?

weak crest
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thing is with ukraine is that most of the country is ethnically ukrainian but half of it speaks russian

charred steppe
weak crest
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Which roblox game?

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Apocalypse Rising or smth?

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SOA
State of Anarchy the most realistic by physics game on roblox

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Ah

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its mostly based off Tarkov but has some stalker feel to it
thats what the dev said

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i'd play roblox if i didn't fall for a scam years ago

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young me was probably mentally handicapped

rustic ether
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You'd probably even get scammed today

hasty pelican
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here's a pretty good video I found

weak crest
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@hasty pelican I watched this like 8 months ago lol

hasty pelican
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sad that I only understand the title and what the video is pretty much about

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When the food you've ordered starts mutating before your very eyes

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hallow trellis
wild owl
muted marten
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@wild owl sorry but you can't really send the original...

wild owl
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Wait. Didn't I clear most of the nazi symbols?

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Let me check

muted marten
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PM me the image

wild owl
muted marten
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lebedev_f thx for cleaning it up

wild owl
limber dragon
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I was gonna say that looks a lot like love death and robots

wild owl
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Love, Death and Robots have a neon-stylish look, like Blade Runner or smth. I tried to make Soviet Propaganda Posters Aesthetic.

flint sluice
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Is your Stalker not a high school in CIS?
Lebedev (a teacher of a class that no one pays attention to)
Bandits (truants who run away from the last lessons)
Scar (headman who lecturers absenteeism)
Explorer (truant who was 4 times a year)
Sakharov (excellent student that everyone hates)
Strelok (famous student from the school everyone should be equal to)
Dogs (unsuccessful students who bully everyone)
Stalker by the fire (main comedian)
Underground bloodsucker (informal girl with her company outside the school)
Burer (main beauty)
Sidorovich (soulful pudding)
Vano (kazakh who doesn't understand anything)

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verbal zodiac
manic totem
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I never had my psi go into the red

wild owl
night barn
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Is that the in-game STALKER font?

wild owl
hasty pelican
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what has the Zone become?

wild owl
hallow trellis
muted marten
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Oh damn, Chicken Sid a meme finally

hallow trellis
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Ай Донт андестент ю

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Айм юкрейниан

hazy torrent
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"наконец-то мем про сидора с курицей"

hallow trellis
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Хех

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Я кажись мем улуттшеный придумал)

wild owl
hallow trellis
sage zealot
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They grow up so fast xD

orchid scaffold
night barn
charred steppe
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well, they are kinda mental, being that they belive themselves the horoes of the zone while having some shady drung deals and being high mosts of the time

lucid pilot
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They kept the monolith away from duty

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In stalker shadow of Chernobyl

night barn
weak crest
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So? That was in SoC, times have changed

night barn
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Okay LARPer

charred steppe
weak crest
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total?

muted marten
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Pretty good deal for the AK and vodka

fleet fog
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All I said was moron, how does that result in deletion kuznetsov christians

fleet fog
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Cheers mate

terse drum
night barn
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Yeah, it got posted earlier

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Not here, though

unique lintel
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Gimme some of that bread

solar lagoon
night barn
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Fair

solar lagoon
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“Cmon guys they’re both post apocalyptic... and uh... uh... they’re both first person shooters... and... uh..... wait what do you mean fallout 1 and 2 weren’t first person shooters?”

weak crest
solar lagoon
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Me and the boys in a nerf war lining up the surrendering friend on a wall to mock execute him

weak crest
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fallout is s.t.a.l.k.e.r for children, change my mind.

solar lagoon
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fallout has its audience

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“audience”

weak crest
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i wish i could change my nickname to "The Savior"

solar lagoon
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why cant you

weak crest
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i can't change my nickname in this server.

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same, but im alr with my name lol

solar lagoon
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Oh, weird

modern lake
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@night barn could help since he is active rn, he a gigachad

weak crest
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yeah, he is.

solar lagoon
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Comrade crimson is indeed a gigachad

weak crest
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he seems like a pretty good guy

modern lake
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Well nvm he just went offline

solar lagoon
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“Maybe if I’m nice to him he can do what I want him to do”

weak crest
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@true cloak wait, is this the real Nikolai?

modern lake
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Yeah

weak crest
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HOLY SHIT-

solar lagoon
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He’s not gonna respond, he’s too busy putting jojo memes in unnecessary videos

night barn
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What nickname?

weak crest
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What nickname?
@night barn
can you change my name to "The Savior"

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or The Saviour idk

true cloak
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bruh what

weak crest
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AHHHHH

true cloak
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how did you know im making a jojo video

weak crest
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ITS NIKOLAI seizure

modern lake
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Jojo kinda gay tho

night barn
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Done

weak crest
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AHHHHHHH ITS NIKOLAIII

true cloak
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"kinda" lmao

solar lagoon
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Because you put jojo memes in all your videos also you weren’t supposed to respond

weak crest
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@night barn thank you, stalker.

solar lagoon
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You ruined my entire argument

true cloak
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yes now enjoy 30s of jojo intro... in about 1 month

night barn
modern lake
weak crest
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im literally talking to nikolai himself rn
is this real, or is this fantasy

solar lagoon
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I mean I liked crazy noisy pripyat town

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that was cool

true cloak
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now im doing the clear sky part where stalkers captured a military guy

weak crest
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@true cloak can i suck your pp

true cloak
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but its gonna be a jojo torture dance intro basically

modern lake
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Nice, Khaletskiy-chan

weak crest
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@true cloak notice me, onii chan

solar lagoon
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Nikolai is going to put a jojo meme when the clear sky guys execute the surrendering bandits

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“MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA”

weak crest
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ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

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USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS

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@true cloak can i suck your PP already

solar lagoon
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Damn dude you’re simping hard

weak crest
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and also, are you gonna start an onlyfans, im ready to pay

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my wallet is right here

true cloak
weak crest
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AGHHH, HE ANSWERED ME, IM GONNA WRITE A FANFICTION

solar lagoon
weak crest
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:(

solar lagoon
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what

weak crest
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i wish i was in that video :(

solar lagoon
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Oh

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sorry

weak crest
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you broke my heart man

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how could you

night barn
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Oh boy

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Is that a JoJo reference?

weak crest
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what do you mean

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could that be a jojo refrence?

solar lagoon
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J-J-J-JOJO!!????

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W-WHERE!???

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AAHHHHH EVERYDAY NORMAL THINGS!!! JOJO RECERENCE

night barn
weak crest
solar lagoon
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imagine being these people

night barn
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Man

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I respect them

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Total JoJo moment

solar lagoon
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This is the equivalent of a bunch of STALKER fans going to an ikea in rural iowa and pretending to be Slavic

night barn
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Monke

solar lagoon
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You absolute PIECE of wadded up toilet paper

weak crest
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gottem

solar lagoon
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I hold chewed gum underneath a midwestern pizzeria that hasn’t cleaned the underside of their tables since the 90’s to higher regards than I do you

night barn
solar lagoon
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The crusty sock underneath my bed could come up with more clever jokes

night barn
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crusty

solar lagoon
lunar steeple
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its gotten to a point where making fun of jojo is a tired meme so think about how much of a epic big loser you are when ur still stuck in the epic jojo reference stage

night barn
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Fair enough

modern lake
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Is that a mf jojo reference

night barn
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Duuude

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It is

weak crest
weak crest
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monolit

hearty lava
weak crest
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what?

fleet fog
weak crest
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food_diet_sausage here, have a sausage, stalker.

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food_bread and some bread too.

fleet fog
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18 naked dutiers in the showers at Yanov...
Big herds of heavy weapons wanting to be oiled...
18 naked Freedomers wanting to be shot!

Dutiers in the showers at Yanov not wanting to engage in homosexuality!
Duty and Freedom really suck!

Hot hard buffed Bandits their SMGs looking good;
18 more wild Bandits in Zaton!
Big bulging pockets ever so full of rubles...

Zombification in the showers at X-19...
Big hard artefacts wanting to get shoved into a container!
Like a breed of Boars wanting to rut!

Big hard artifacts getting into Beard's stash! Real deep!
Loners even getting robbed in their sleep...
The Exclusion Zone? It rocks!
Free Stalkers love big hard artifacts.

weak crest
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feels_bad_stalk nobody wants my sausage or bread

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feels bad, stalker

rustic ether
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indeed, nobody does

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but how much for a sausage if I may ask?

solar lagoon
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Controllers when they see a STALKER minding their own business

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weak crest
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it's free, i just want a friend

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@rustic ether

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food_diet_sausage here is your sosig, now be my friend

rustic ether
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now i am officially your friend

fleet fog
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Sauceitchj

weak crest
solar lagoon
sage zealot
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-search @surreal canopy

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-mute @surreal canopy 48h Racism

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Punishment HUE#8416: 741340064911376 submitted successfully.

lunar steeple
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god damnit we cant even race anymore

weak crest
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😔

night barn
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Were you ever able to in the first place?

rustic ether
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we where

night barn
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Lmao

rustic ether
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wheren't

night barn
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I've unwhered the message

rustic ether
sage zealot
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o.O

frozen cargo
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Whomst'd've

solar lagoon
night barn
solar lagoon
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I promise to try and make something worth while soon

muted marten
solar lagoon
sage zealot
modern lake
weak crest
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:GWeniPopcorn:

sage zealot
tepid sentinel
solar lagoon
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dont talk to me or my son every again

weak crest
rustic ether
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damn, thats crazy

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😱

minor wolf
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I may get into making stuff now that I have gimp and have experience with making propaganda of friends

muted marten
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Propaganda of friends lmao

weak crest
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paint 3d is pretty handy too

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plus its a lot more user friendly

hasty pelican
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just use paint from windows XP

flint sluice
rustic ether
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die

muted marten
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That's from Nikolai's video I believe

lucid pilot
light elk
lucid pilot
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I enjoyed shadow of Chernobyl more then call of pripyat.i remember screwing up at the rookie camp by accidentally bringing the milatary there and killing everyone.

modern lake
lucid pilot
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I did restart because of that I remember

solar lagoon
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Here we go

analog yoke
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you get a sub

night barn
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Mod Moment

muted marten
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It's called the worst video for a reason

analog yoke
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are you gonna do other projects? @solar lagoon

neon abyss
weak crest
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when you die and a doge meme is the first think you see

hasty pelican
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that's how I'm starting to look full-time lately

weak crest
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When you die and your last save was 3 hours ago
i never had that problem tho so idk

neon abyss
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I have this problem almost always

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Because i forget to save

hasty pelican
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I forget that there are other things to do than videogames

solar lagoon
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Yeah maybe

lucid pilot
night barn
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Good

fleet fog
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Still weed addicts who are gonna get lung cancer

lucid pilot
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True lol but I accept that

fleet fog
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Both factions are piles of horse crap

night barn
fleet fog
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For Freedom It's one thing to make something an amusement park for fun, but also another thing to be complete libitards that want to destroy governments

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For Duty, it's one thing to destroy a horror for the greater good, but there is hidden intelligence and yet to be discovered things

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That's why we have chad sky and ecologists

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the true dads of the zone

lucid pilot
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lots of things in the zone happen because of no laws and government

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Such as factions

night barn
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That's why we have chad sky and ecologists

Clear Sky only wants to look for a way to co-exist with the Zone, just like Freedom. Ecologists kinda prying too much, which gets the Zone angry

fleet fog
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Freedom wants to attack the government(s)

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And an amusement park is alittle dumb

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that's not co-existing.

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Loki however, wants to release the x-lab's info and other things to the public

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He's the only Freedom chad

night barn
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Freedom wants to attack the government(s)

To prevent them from meddling with the Zone

fleet fog
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Still a d*ck move

muted marten
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Twig is pretty chad from Freedom

fleet fog
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yea

night barn
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And an amusement park is alittle dumb

So Clear Sky also wants this?

fleet fog
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and good old Yar

night barn
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Loki however, wants to release the x-lab's info and other things to the public

What about Twig, though?

muted marten
night barn
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Yes

modern lake
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One of my fav dudes

night barn
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Arkady pretty chad

lunar steeple
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i hate googles

night barn
lucid pilot
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When you have all stalkers

muted marten
fleet fog
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Remember the Psy-Cream suggestion

night barn
fleet fog
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Dig through your head, it's there

night barn
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Yeah, I've got nothing

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Nor does the Search function

fleet fog
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hmm

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It got alot of these reaction emojis

night barn
fleet fog
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Let's see which smile emoji has been used the most

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smile_scar=4742

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smile_strelok=9273

night barn
muted marten
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smile_degtyarev = 6016

fleet fog
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smile_degtyarev=5731

muted marten
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Huh

fleet fog
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Scar is the least used

muted marten
night barn
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Sad

fleet fog
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You're drunk lol

night barn
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Scar deserves better

fleet fog
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He has the best smile

rustic ether
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Degtyarev gang Degtyarev gang

fleet fog
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Miliscary

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I put something in there that wasn't very nice, let me update it

muted marten
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Loved the ISG one

night barn
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f_monolith Mono[REDACTED]
f_duty Doody
f_freedom Freedumb
f_free_stalkers Moaners
f_clearsky Queer Guy
f_mercs Jerks
f_bandits BANdits
f_renegades Degenerates
f_military Militranny
f_eco Sciencrips

fleet fog
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f_monolith Monothots
f_bandits Bags of di*ks
f_eco Ecologestation period (I have no idea why I came up with that)
f_freedom Fake
f_duty RED team
f_free_stalkers Spectators
f_mercs BLU team
f_clearsky Chad Sky
f_military Miliscary
f_renegades Renegays
Sin - Sh~Can't say due to rule 3
ISG - Let's learn our ABCs
Last Day - Last Gays
The Group - The Retards

gentle parrot
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Where's Last Day?

fleet fog
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one moment

gentle parrot
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Hm, okay

weak crest
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f_monolith Monotards
f_bandits loners but chaotic
f_eco nerds
f_freedom <insert drug-related reference and boning mutants reference>
f_duty >tfw you break into the zone to stop others from coming in
f_free_stalkers 99.9% of everyone in the zone
f_mercs true neutral chads
f_clearsky discount nerds
f_military minimum wage duty
f_renegades bandits but there is no difference just the icon wtf are they even for
Sin - edgelords
ISG - american nerds
Last Day - literally who
The Group - discount discount dollar-store stock liquidation nerds

muted marten
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Lmfao

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These are great

night barn
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Good nutshell

graceful fox
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Selling bandages for 1 ruble. Only once though

muted marten
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1RUB mine

limber dragon
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Oh looks like those bandages were dirty
I’ll sell you some antiseptic for 12 rubles

muted marten
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Nah

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x_x

graceful fox
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What do you mean dirty? The bandages are as clean as they could be. I am buying the antiseptic for 1 rubles.

long hill
weak crest
long hill
fleet fog
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xaxaxaxa cheeki breeki iv damke!! xaxaxa gopnik squat vodka! xaxaxa

light elk
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strelok?...
OOHHHH MY DOG

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What the hell are you doing, man? have you lost your memory, dog?
you're the one who suggested this precaution

charred steppe
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all you had to do was follow the monolith strelok

sage dirge
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Ah yes, that well-known товарный плюш

charred steppe
spring cipher
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curier 6 is the fallout variant of strelok

lunar steeple
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whatever dude call of duty is better than both.

ivory jungle
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Давно я не присылал мемов

dreamy pine
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Yea so I got the I want to be rich ending fml

rustic ether
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No shame in that

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The second playthrough is always better than the first one smile_degtyarev

lucid pilot
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I remember that being my ending also

weak crest
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i had more than 200k on call of pripyat but deleted the game lol

lucid pilot
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My favorite gun in Pripyat is the fnp900

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I had a lot of money and maxed it out

weak crest
limber dragon
sage dirge
wild owl
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A nuuu

weak crest
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Ah NYU

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Ah nuu

faint marten
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Ануу - чики брики в дамки!

lucid pilot
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Ah nuu cheeki breeki

charred steppe
rustic ether
wild owl
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You're already dead, scanar
😶 👉

rustic ether
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why?

night barn
weak crest
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@fleet fog oh cool so I am red team :)

night barn
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BLU Gang

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Better dead than RED

weak crest
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@night barn in clear sky there is no red team
there is green team

night barn
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You completely missed the joke

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Bravo

weak crest
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............... DUDE I WASNT GOING TO MAKE A JOKE WITH THAT

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... dude you are really making me anxious again

night barn
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Lmao

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I made a joke

weak crest
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you fooled me then

night barn
rustic ether
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Make him more anxious

rustic ether
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poor guy wants the sausage so bad

muted marten
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Lmfao

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That's a nice one

weak crest
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haha sucker

analog yoke
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sosig

weak crest
quasi pagoda
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So thats where all the electricity comes in sids basement

rustic ether
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yep

weak crest
muted marten
weak crest
analog yoke
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its wholesome, at least

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i just shout curses at mee6

night barn
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I always thank MEE6

twin gale
#

It's only when you're having a convo and he chirps in with a ping

#

then it's to the chimpzone with the bot.

weak crest
#

I always thank MEE6
@night barn So do I smile_strelok

night barn
weak crest
stable mirage
night barn
#

Poggers

muted marten
#

Thought you hated that

night barn
#

No

stable mirage
rustic ether
night barn
modern lake
wild owl
vast marten
limber dragon
stable mirage
sage zealot
mild harness
#

.

#

.

hasty sleet
hasty pelican
#

snorks, tushkanos, zombies, controllers, chimeras be like

muted marten
#

Karlik

hasty pelican
#

k a r l i k

muted marten
#

Tyler1

frozen cargo
sage dirge
muted marten
night barn
orchid scaffold
muted marten
night barn
#

Nice

muted marten
#

Proam's meme

night barn
#

Gud meme

muted marten
#

Agreed

weak crest
#

i disagree

night barn
muted marten
#

Send a stalker meme you enjoy

weak crest
muted marten
#

Bonk's meme still top dog

night barn
#

Bonk's meme still cool cat

muted marten
night barn
weak crest
sage dirge
#

ah yes

#

хДДД

muted marten
weak crest
#

but isnt that wrong?

#

like... isnt x H?

night barn
#

Well, the problem is that this guy began with CoP

weak crest
#

pathetic

#

i can proudly say i started with a cd copy of soc

night barn
#

CD makes it extra chad

weak crest
#

you bet

muted marten
#

USB version feels_edgy_stalk

night barn
#

Imagine selling games on USBs

weak crest
night barn
#

Neither

#

I win

muted marten
#

I appreciate these memes

weak crest
#

you know: there is this horror game

north peak
#

Dog would win

weak crest
#

Pseude dog.

muted marten
#

Take a shot for every person who got fooled that 2021 was the release year

weak crest
#

and basically: the monster have a bunch of (at the beggining) simply and understandable rules

night barn
#

Drinking Moment

weak crest
#

but casualy it breaks them and so it is breaking your sence of safety

#

imagine that in stalker

#

would be sick

muted marten
#

Why would mutants have rules

weak crest
#

Cheekie breekie

#

@muted marten so that they can be broken

night barn
#

Neat

muted marten
#

@muted marten so that they can be broken
Or give them no rules and let them go wild

#

The less understanding the better feels_cool_stalk

night barn
#

Aw dang, and here I am studying the STALKER universe

muted marten
#

Gameplay wise*

#

Go blind and get cucked

night barn
#

Heh

#

Poltergeist Moment

frozen cargo
muted marten
night barn
#

When you meet a Polergeist, just do the Vova bruh

#

They won't see you

muted marten
#

Hope you don't mind me stealing some of these

night barn
weak crest
terse drum
#

Ah yes Вова брух

sage dirge
#

Вова брух

graceful fox
#

We need to bring Vova back

rustic ether
#

You heard the man people

night barn
#

Man, if only Vova Vist were still alive

#

I had a gift for him

#

RPMm-74

weak crest
north peak
#

How. Why.

night barn
#

How?

#

With the power of PMm Gang.

#

Why?

#

PMm Gang.

sage dirge
#

Yes

#

Pmm Gang

rustic ether
#

beautiful

terse drum
#

Yes yes PMm gang

#

Sadly the gun wouldn’t cycle because of the stock but a boy can dream

muted marten
#

GWjiangLoveHeart to Crimson for making that nice PMm for Vova

night barn
weak crest
#

You severely underestimate the power of Technicians from The Zone.

weak crest
#

@night barn that wouldn't work in real life
Brandom Herrera would hit you for that

night barn
weak crest
#

aaaah

muted marten
#

@weak crest I have some news for you

weak crest
#

yeah?

muted marten
#

It actually worked

weak crest
#

lemme guess
you thought I am making a joke again right?

#

... Crimson and gajunas hate me

muted marten
#

What?

#

I don't hate you lmao

weak crest
#

oh so I was wrong then

muted marten
#

And I made a joke

night barn
#

What?

weak crest
#

ok nvm

night barn
muted marten
#

Kek

night barn
analog yoke
#

we need one big collection of PMm modifications

muted marten
#

That's what Crimson is currently doing, I advised him to put it all in 1 image/file later on

night barn
#

Still waiting for them to get enchanted

analog yoke
#

yeah_stalk god bless ye

night barn
muted marten
#

Wishing that Crimson would win a free milkshake rn

night barn
#

Same

#

Coconut flavor

muted marten
#

Lecho smile_degtyarev

#

Note taken, Wasp

fleet fog
shell sinew
#

If you really think about it, STALKER is basically TF2

south wadi
#

Silence

wild owl
#

Stalker is basically Dark Souls of action adventure

south wadi
sage dirge
#

Stalker isn't hard, you know kuznetsov

south wadi
#

Neither is dark souls

spring cipher
#

unlike dark souls, stalker gets more fun if you play it on hard mode

night barn
#

Kek

solar lagoon
#

Stalker is only hard if you play it hard. You gotta commit to the rapid fire AK rifle in SoC and not used the OP groza or VSS. You have to commit to using Ghost’s sneaking suit and not the free sets of exoskeleton you get in the monolith war lab

wild owl
#

How to play stalker hard?

spring cipher
#

play it on easy mode and turn everyone into bullet sponges

minor wolf
#

Fun fact, higher difficulties do not make enemies easier to kill

quasi pagoda
#

give me PMm gauss

weak crest
graceful fox
sage dirge
#

delete this

muted marten
cunning patio
weak crest
cunning patio
#

Lenin to the right

night barn
#

This is sad

sage dirge
#

i feel you Crimson

#

sad

weak crest
shell sinew
#

Level 50 Sidorovich

fleet fog
#

Level 50 Wish Granter

#

That's how Russian Islams aka the Monolith works

weak crest
#

sidorovich thats how the zone works

surreal canopy
#

what if

#

im not a leftist and im still with freedom

night barn
#

Normal

surreal canopy
#

oh ok

#

smile_strelok👍

night barn
muted marten
graceful fox
#

I am a level 99. Sidorovich

muted marten
fleet fog
night barn
fleet fog
#

I would still prefer Brutal DooM over a STALKER DooM

graceful fox
terse drum
graceful fox
#

lol

muted marten
#

@weak crest censored swears don't really slide either

weak crest
#

oh

night barn
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

muted marten
#

Sorry for the delete

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

graceful fox
#

Would be even dumber if he declared himself to be Vova Vist

weak crest
#

does f------ work?

#

who is vova vist?

muted marten
#

The machine gunner at Cordon in CS

#

And yeah I guess f---- works

weak crest
#

oh...

#

but onestly tho that dude is a chad

#

hes running around in a sunrise suit in the middle of the forest hidding from the millitary

#

and best of all

#

they cant even find him, a true STALKER

modern lake
fleet fog
#

I've been playing TF2 for 5 hours

night barn
#

Good on ya

#

Even though the status says 3

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

fleet fog
#

Discord doesn't record time right

#

One time it said I played it for the entire day

night barn
#

Total chad moment

fleet fog
#

Fenec is a tushanko

night barn
#

He is

harsh swan
#

For a moment he was a cat i think

#

lol

fleet fog
#

Aren't tushankos like a mutation of a hamster and rat

harsh swan
#

Mutated rodents but mostly mutated rats is my guess

modern lake
#

Mutated jerboas yeah_stalk

rustic ether
#

Speaking of tushankos, I've found another one of these machines, I wonder if someone mass produces them in the Zone

limber dragon
#

Wh-
I-
...
Why would,you say something controversial, yet so Brave?

muted marten
daring solstice
#

Well, you gotta tame these boys if you want to befriend Noah

fleet fog
#

Noah and his boat

rustic ether
#

"boat"

muted marten
#

Tuk tuk boat

rustic ether
terse drum
#

This channel is 75 % vova bruh

quasi pagoda
#

Now some loaf and its gonna be perfection

night barn
shell sinew
#

What is vova bruh?

minor wolf
terse drum
#

Lost alpha?

fleet fog
#

Lost cringe:director's sh||oo||t

stable mirage
fleet fog
#

lol

#

Duty and Freedom when they see a Free Stalker that doesn't want to join any faction

📎 shoot.mp4
wild owl
modern sparrow
#

this is a good movie

fleet fog
#

Coomer guy?

graceful fox
#

Where is my supreme zone fried chicken

fleet fog
#

It's just a flesh drumstick/leg

lucid pilot
#

Do not disrespect sidorvoviches drumsticks

#

They are made from the best chickens in the zone.they give him unlimited power

#

Last time when I was there some guy looked at him funny and the guy disenegrated.

weak crest
charred steppe
#

and then there goes demosfen not giving a damn

weak crest
#

absolute gigachad

hasty pelican
#

bruh I don't know what most of the things are supposed to be about in that meme

terse drum
#

Yall probably already seen this but to those who haven’t I found this and found it pretty funny it’s possible the person who made this is in the server https://youtu.be/Y5iUS2LrkNo

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wild owl
#

😶

weak crest
terse drum
#

f_freedom 🤮f_duty smile_strelok

wild owl
hasty sleet
#

earthbound music

night barn
#

How?

hasty sleet
#

Its a spatial anomaly

night barn
muted marten
#

Wish I knew the name of that melody rn

night barn
minor wolf
#

0:21, you're welcome

night barn
muted marten
#

Oh what lmao

#

Didn't realise it was actually earthbound

night barn
harsh swan
#

lfmao

hasty sleet
night barn
#

vova bruh

hasty sleet
#

@night barn

night barn
#

Cursed

hasty sleet
#

I got a bunch of cursed Guns from the doc server

night barn
hasty sleet
muted marten
#

Interesting choices

hasty sleet
night barn
#

Kek

hasty sleet
#

Ngl this colt with the grenade launcher looks amazing

night barn
cunning patio
#

This gun was in OP2.1

frozen cargo
#

Are you sure smile_strelok

night barn
cunning patio
#

The scope was on the normal place, so a bit ti the right. Everything else - I am 99% sure

#

This might be cursed, but not as cursed as bloodsuckers spawning with smoke grenade particle effects.

night barn
graceful fox
#

Those are some cursed weapons\

minor wolf
weak crest
#

that guy is a madlad

minor wolf
#

Indeed

muted marten
#

Too bad he won't be able to play s2 when they catch him

tacit ginkgo
terse drum
#

Unless they don’t catch him

minor wolf
#

That hits hard...

terse drum
#

Let’s all sign an agreement that if he comes to our house we will keep him at our house and let him play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

#

Or we beg the GSC lads to make a console port and smuggle a Nintendo DS into his jail cell

graceful fox
#

That would be funny to keep him

weak crest
#

@hasty sleet create a PMm PKM/RP-74

night barn
weak crest
#

OOOOO thanks

night barn
#

No problem

#

More wack

weak crest
#

yeees

#

PMm SVD now

night barn
weak crest
#

will still do, thanks

quasi pagoda
#

Did someone make PMm Gauss?

night barn
#

Not yet

nimble falcon
#

why are those guns so low res

south wadi
#

Stalker is an old game

fleet fog
#

Yes

weak crest
#

@hasty sleet brandon herrera wants to kill you now lol

hasty sleet
#

whut

#

oh that guy

weak crest
#

these are cursed if I am right

hasty sleet
#

dont send it to him

#

but i wasnt the one who made the images

#

it was one of the admins in the discord of chernobyl server

muted marten
hasty sleet
night barn
muted marten
weak crest
graceful fox
#

Oh hey, that's me!

muted marten
night barn
hasty sleet
#

B o m b s

wild owl
#

D y n a m i t e

fleet fog
#

Ammo, Guns, Grenades?
You want it?
It's yours my stalker!
As long as you have enough rubles

I'm sorry marked one, I don't give credit, come back when you're a bit... Drunk!

sage zealot
wild owl
#

Hm. How it will look as emoji?

sage zealot
#

pretty bad, I was trying that for a while

#

the results were not very good. due to how detailed it is, it's very unrecognizable

#

that was sorta my original intention haha xd (to make it into an emoji)

faint marten
orchid scaffold
#

Oh god...

night barn
#

Niiice

weak crest
#

how exacly are any of them cursed

frozen cargo
#

AKS-74U with extended barrel, PSO-1 scope in a weird place, weirdly curved mag and this stock seems a bit weird but idk

daring solstice
#

All of this looks ok to me

#

I'd try it

weak crest
#

id say some ppl just overreact

frozen cargo
#

looks kinda like one of those Yugoslavian or Hungarian AK variants

night barn
#

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#

Looks alright enough, I guess

frozen cargo
#

its not really cursed just weird

night barn
#

Yeah

frozen cargo
vale jackal
#

@weak crest hmm, sbr an aek so its the same size as the aksu... lmao

night barn
frozen cargo
#

I I I
I I I _

night barn
#

Yep

frozen cargo
#

i think i lost something

night barn
#

O

#

What would that be?

weak crest
#

@frozen cargo I was talking about the barrel... AHA I THOUGHT YOU USED A OTHER BARREL
aha I am a retard then :/

frozen cargo
#

||its a joke referring to the title of a comic||

#

@frozen cargo I was talking about the barrel... AHA I THOUGHT YOU USED A OTHER BARREL
aha I am a retard then :/
[confusion noises]

hasty sleet
#

@frozen cargo i cant believe you posted a version of the loss meme

#

This thing is everywhere

gentle parrot
cunning patio
#

@weak crest it is a cut-down AK with extended barrel and an extended clip with a sniper scope

wild owl
#

Isn't that 45 bullets mag?

dusky warren
sage dirge
#

сколько этому мему лет? smile_degtyarev

muted marten
#

2020-2007=очень старый

sage dirge
#

How DiD yOu FiNd OuT??!?!7!?!

wild owl
#

Шкет застрял в пространственной аномалии.

sage dirge
#

👏

terse drum
fleet fog
#

I can't talk Vodka, translate meme plz

sage dirge
#

I can't talk Vodka, translate meme plz
World of wonders in this basement. Came with money - left without

hasty pelican
#

ngl Sidor doesn't sell such great stuff in vanilla games

sage dirge
#

true

#

But groza 5.45...

hasty pelican
#

it's rare, is it not?

sage dirge
#

it's rare in soc

#

you can find 3 as i remember

#

1 you can buy, another 2 you can take from some dooties smile_strelok

undone cypress
night barn
#

Yikes

charred steppe
undone cypress
#

now i need to save all of my memes on r/stalker for safety

night barn
sage dirge
#

yes

weak crest
#

World of wonders in this basement. Came with money - left without
You made my day :DDD

zealous flax
analog yoke
#

GWchadLENNYTHINK gsc explain

night barn
sage dirge
#

it's a myth, not a realitysmile_strelok

weak crest
#

what does it say

sage dirge
#

"There are legends that Ghost never carries with him medkits"

reef summit
analog yoke
#

bitgoin for me?

reef summit
#

this was the only reason for why i joined

orchid scaffold
weak crest
#

smile_strelok finaly a stalker meme that manages to make me laugh

reef summit
#

pretty kek indeed smile_strelok

weak crest
#

thank you nate

analog yoke
#

the anomalies and monolith were not the only reasons for the heli crashes you know

reef summit
#

yes they were :^)

weak crest
#

@undone cypress zombie guy is gonna get demoted lol

#

I mean what the hell? Whats wrong with that? oh whatever posting cringe meme now on reddit will give you a ban jk

modern lake
#

No, your meme will be deleted

#

Doubt he'll kick for bad memes, although he should kek

waxen cedar
charred steppe
night barn
weak crest
#

i live a lie

weak crest
#

no, you don't live

#

you just don't

fleet fog
weak crest
#

the beat is actually sick

trim scroll
#

yeah

weak crest
night barn
#

Yes

weak crest
#

Привет

muted marten
#

Hi

weak crest
#

Вы знаете жизнь Бориса, если он фальшивый славянин

fleet fog
weak crest
#

not a meme

fleet fog
#

Get out

#

You're a slavaboo

lunar steeple
weak crest
fleet fog
#

Will you kick this slavaboo out already, for our sanity?

analog yoke
#

very stalker.

modern lake
#

He's like: "aww my bad"

solar lagoon
#

A slavaboo?

#

Absolute cringe

nimble falcon
#

@weak crest

#

post more

fleet fog
#

NOOOO

sage dirge
#

Вы знаете жизнь Бориса, если он фальшивый славянин
I love broken Russian

muted marten
#

I love broken English <3 @sage dirge

sage dirge
#

yes

#

Tbh, i had the feeling you would write that

muted marten
#

I have to

sage dirge
#

Thx bro Rad_Sign_Heart

#

Joking about my English is the best support

weak crest
sage dirge
#

anyway, it's funny to see how i make mistakes in every sentence ,i guess

muted marten
#

Nah, I don't really laugh at it, more so just point out

#

But at least you can crap talk my Russian ))

sage dirge
#

kek

nimble falcon
#

I love broken Russian
@sage dirge hes using google translate

sage dirge
#

i understand

nimble falcon
#

i bet

sage dirge
#

English-Russian is broken af smile_strelok

nimble falcon
#

ye

#

the best english-russian translator is yandex translate

sage dirge
#

worse can be only Russian-Lithuanian or Ukrainian-Lithuanian lol

nimble falcon
#

but he is obvious using google translate or something worse

sage dirge
#

i understand
smile_strelok

#

He reminds me one guy who posted these memes

#

he got banned

muted marten
#

Belinski

night barn
sage dirge
#

what a legend

muted marten
#

Yes...legend...

night barn
#

A stain in our history

muted marten
#

Just like stalker NPC