🤨┃stalker_memes

[minor wolf]

9/10
8 /10
7/10
8 /10
6/10
7/10
5/10
4/10
5/10

[sage zealot]

9/10
8 /10 | 8 /10
7/10 | 7/10
6/10
5/10 | 5/10
4/10

fixed that for you

[minor wolf]

Oh fair enough

Freedom, the world wonders, why do you anarchists have the flag of Ukraine of all symbols on your patch

[muted marten]

Probably a bit of pride

[night barn]

We also got some sort of compound called Sovereign

[alpine patrol]

s i n

[weak crest]

ok

[analog yoke]

5/10
7/10
6/10
9/10
8/10
4/10
8/10
6/10
7/10

[weak crest]

[analog yoke]

its not that good

[alpine patrol]

freedom has the best rating B )

[weak crest]

***given by a dutier ***

[harsh swan]

[alpine patrol]

y e s

[analog yoke]

its good

which one is better?

[rustic ether]

first one

[alpine patrol]

first

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575465692036595722/723530496226623598/w-i-d-e.mp4

[rustic ether]

#561154112683507712

[fleet fog]

Me when people start arguing over factions

[weak crest]

[stable mirage]

1,000,000 /10
-10 /10
0.1/10
-infinity/10
10/10
0.7/10
8 /10
-get out of the zone you crook/10
6/10

[night barn]

Seems very controversy

[stable mirage]

What

[muted marten]

You mean controversial

[night barn]

I know what I said

[stable mirage]

Uh no way

[weak crest]

@muted marten oops I was supposed to say its on stalker reddit not a post
I said it wrong tho

that thing how long stalker games are

[muted marten]

Dude

I know

I literally sent screenshots from the reddit saying so

And said the exact same thing

It's based on 1 persons experience

[weak crest]

It's based on 1 persons experience
@muted marten thats sad...

[muted marten]

Yep

[weak crest]

8 /10
7/10
9/10
1/10
10/10
8/10
8 /10
-10/10
1000/10
11/10

[cinder urchin]

9000+/10
0/10
0/10
0/10
0/10
- 8/10
0 /10
-9/10
0/10
0/10

[fleet fog]

Renegays

[limber dragon]

Are we rating factions?

[muted marten]

Faction patches

And or ideals

[limber dragon]

Let me help
I’ll rate the factions

7/10
6/10
8/10
7/10
7/10
7/10
7/10
3/10
5/10
?

They are pretty well balanced

[north glade]

10/10
Everything else sucks

[frozen cargo]

[muted marten]

Can't argue with that

[solar lagoon]

8/10
9/10
7/10
7/10
7/10
7/10
5/10
4/10
0/10
2/10

[weak crest]

0/10
0/10
8/10
8/10
1/10
7/10
9/10
5/10
0/10
6/10

my ratings

[wintry lark]

5/10
6/10
5/10
5/10
9/10
7/10
6/10
1/10
0/10
3/10

[lucid pilot]

9/10
9 /10
I haven’t encountered them yet.
5/10
7/10
4/10
2/10 they are mean 😭
3/10
-100000/10

[weak crest]

WAAAAHHH DUTY MEANS WAAAAAHHHH

[sage zealot]

gonna sentence all of you to organizing school

for not putting it in a high / low format >:|

[stable mirage]

1,000,000 /10
-10 /10
0.1/10
-infinity/10
10/10
0.7/10
8 /10
-get out of the zone you crook/10
6/10

[manic totem]

Your forgetting the best faction

[weak crest]

semi-canon

sin members are really cute

[limber dragon]

No no that isn’t the best
This is

Hopefully I don’t get banned for heresy

[weak crest]

bruh

[lime hemlock]

May my heresy be pardoned

[limber dragon]

Wow

I like that

[outer fjord]

Эт че

[modern lake]

Cat has archieved nirvana

[rustic ether]

Thats one convincing fur suit

[velvet umbra]

Great suit, cute cat, but crappy patch

[alpine patrol]

[weak crest]

@lime hemlock make him smoke weed I swear I am going to do anything to silence your existance

[alpine patrol]

what are you gonna do ?

[weak crest]

Assassinate him

[alpine patrol]

scream through your megaphones while you get drunk in your bar ?

[weak crest]

... that can happen :)

[alpine patrol]

lol

[lime hemlock]

Have fun walking through an emission

OH WAIT YOU CANT

[weak crest]

yes gotta wait

[night barn]

[graceful fox]

Sinners and Monolith have a good logo ngl

[night barn]

With patch, though?

[night barn]

Imagine calling the Big Land "the outside world"

[charred steppe]

[alpine patrol]

i made this

[weak crest]

Oh my god

God

[alpine patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575465692036595722/723661318481117314/Roblox_2020-06-19_15-08-53.mp4

[weak crest]

Funny)

[weak crest]

@night barn

[alpine patrol]

Y E S

[night barn]

Ayy

[rustic ether]

[analog yoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-STU631xZ00

[lucid pilot]

It’s true though

[weak crest]

[night barn]

[orchid scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463674566070501376/723947742426300526/Ea9XzvSXkAE928A.png

[rustic ether]

dUtY DoN'T uSe sNiPerS!

[night barn]

Vintar BC only

[rustic ether]

[faint marten]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aji4-S57U4s&feature=youtu.be

[weak crest]

https://youtu.be/eQ0Paf5BbsA

[frozen cargo]

[wintry lark]

https://youtu.be/JjUeJy3WwVg

[rustic ether]

is artefact grammatically correct?

[muted marten]

Yes

[night barn]

Artifact/Artefact are both good

[rustic ether]

artifact is clearly superior

[night barn]

It is

[quasi pagoda]

Artefact would sway more to German

[solar lagoon]

Artifact: an object made by a human being, typically an item of cultural or historical interest.

Artefact: items that have been changed by the conditions in the Zone.

[night barn]

They call them by both names in SSTALKER, though

Mostly just Artifact, however

[weak crest]

Guys now I found!

This guy should vocalize the Zombie sounds in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOIrJr5Ees

[sage zealot]

lol

very interesting watch

[weak crest]

Gsc please add this guy's voice to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

Drunk bandits or zombies

[lime hemlock]

Obligatory repost, I've seen it then and now you rookies have to as well

[gusty flame]

I found monolit waifu

[weak crest]

i know it’s anime and all but i appreciate how much detail they put into the guns

[still hound]

Tfw no freedom GF

[modern lake]

The one in the middle, hot ginger

[cinder urchin]

‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍

[limber dragon]

‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍

Wow
Blank spaces!!!

[cinder urchin]

It's the void.

[tepid ridge]

‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍
‍

it's void posting hours boys

[green smelt]

I too like to post void

[charred steppe]

this is how i picture most supressed weapons in the zone

[hasty pelican]

makeshift supressors, myes

[quasi pagoda]

Obrez?

[analog yoke]

dado found the missing waifus

[weak crest]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1274440646149976064

Count Dankula🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@CountDankulaTV)

https://t.co/EwX2IOPPFj

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Twitter

i spy with my little eye

a little stalker schittpost

of course its a freedomer

[rustic ether]

hot

[muted marten]

-unmute @manic totem

[reef hinge]

Unmuted @manic totem

Jun 21, 2020, 1:53 PM

[muted marten]

Dude

Are you serious lmao

Christ almighty

-unmute @manic totem

[reef hinge]

Unmuted @manic totem

Jun 21, 2020, 1:53 PM

[minor wolf]

True

[raw dagger]

I'd say Clear Sky is "Zone so-so"

[weak crest]

CS literally wanted to coexist with the zone

So they were pretty much shamans

Except that they thought that if another emission came, they would die, so they had to push to CnPP

and only if you rock prayers werent there wed had stopped strelok

[frozen cargo]

CS literally wanted to coexist with the zone
So they were pretty much shamans

[night barn]

They want to

But they don't

Plus, I doubt they know about them

Freedom actually studies Shamans

[frozen cargo]

I mean
You can't study a Faction that is not a Faction

[muted marten]

How can you call it a faction then

[frozen cargo]

I do not

[night barn]

Not really a Faction

It's a category of people

[frozen cargo]

Also "studying shamans"
Jeez
There are just stalkers that want to coexist with the Zone and don't like tech, they're old school, Red Shoehart-ish
Also I still have objections to Freedom "studying" stuff

[weak crest]

another frame from the vid, 3 references so far

[minor wolf]

What are shamans

never heard of them tbh

[night barn]

They're Stalkers that do not use electronics, because they believe they irritate the Zone

They are truly co-existing with the Zone and Mutants don't attack them

[frozen cargo]

usually

[night barn]

That looks cringe

[frozen cargo]

it's a TLoU2

[night barn]

It still looks cringe

[weak crest]

I absolutely hate this image because of the guy... he doesnt looks like a stalker

[night barn]

@minor wolf

The story of the battle druids.

They say there’s this one gang... People call them Shamans or Druids. So it appears they don’t use any electronic equipment at all, say they want to stay close to the nature and stuff… Well, they reason the Zone reacts stronger to equipment… To all this electromagnetic emissions or something… They say it attracts monsters. Basically, they believe the Zone is like a living being, you know. Like, it’s no good going into it with all these gadgets. If you’re right in your mind you’ll get by fine without ‘em. Doesn't stop them from carrying assault rifles, though… Guess the old teeth and nails are not up to the task, eh? But then again, you don’t hear a lot of stories about one of them kicking the bucket. Well, at least no more than about us… So, who knows, maybe they are on the right track there… They seem to be coming more from the Belarussian side, though… I’d like to have a look at them one day and check out their pockets for some artifacts…

[muted marten]

You hate the image because of a sarcastic comment

Wow isn't that a fun way to look at things

[frozen cargo]

I absolutely hate this image because of the guy... he doesnt looks like a stalker

it's a TLoU2

[muted marten]

Must be exciting

[night barn]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[weak crest]

@muted marten no its the guy in the image

[muted marten]

He even sarcastically says that it looks awesome/nice/good

So it's obviously a joke

[weak crest]

he doesnt looks like a stalker thats all

[muted marten]

You miss the joke completely

[night barn]

No sleeves looks kinda wack, though

[weak crest]

I know its a reddit meme but there is something weird about it
not that sidor and sidora had a fun time and flesh was their son/daughter but the age... nvm

[night barn]

[frozen cargo]

you mean this

[weak crest]

'm not saying this is cannon, but when you live in the zone & start a relationship with your sister...
OK JUST READ THE REDDIT NAME

@frozen cargo no

my god not sister.... oh god

[night barn]

Just stop

[frozen cargo]

[muted marten]

You're being cringey ngl

[night barn]

Isn't he always

[muted marten]

Almost

[night barn]

Yeah, right

[sage zealot]

what in tarnation

[night barn]

No Sean, we don't have new emojis

I've gotten Nitro

[sage zealot]

no, the sid meme

[weak crest]

sorry and you also make me feel bad when you say cringe and I feel worse

[night barn]

Ah

[sage zealot]

I have new emojis too c:!

[muted marten]

Well Doge, it's not our fault you act like it

[night barn]

[weak crest]

and I actually sometimes dont realise what was cringe

yes I know

[muted marten]

Most of the time you speak it's cringe tbh

Especially if you talk how a meme or image doesn't make sense

Better to just say nothing

[night barn]

You've gotta think about what "is" cringe to prevent it from becoming a "was"

[muted marten]

Aka think before you speak

[night barn]

[weak crest]

I feel awful ... man I am going to play COC now

[night barn]

Just be sure to use Duty equipment

[rustic ether]

Maybe he's got something, let's not make fun of him

[minor wolf]

Anprim CS right?

[night barn]

Hermit is a Shaman, which is located at Agroprom in CS

[weak crest]

he's got some heavy weaponery though

[night barn]

Yup

[hasty pelican]

that's why the Zone doesn't attack him

[night barn]

[minor wolf]

Where's that shaman text from though?

[wintry lark]

https://youtu.be/_AvY_EnKGyk

[solar lagoon]

that meme is so dumb but I still like it for some reason

[night barn]

Where's that shaman text from though?
@minor wolf
SoC Encyclopedia

[gentle parrot]

[cinder urchin]

damn gentiles trying to get into the holy city

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/475379150186741760/691250662125600779/remove_monolith.png

[weak crest]

Tfw i see Duty

[rustic ether]

That's Unturned 2 😎

[outer fjord]

Че в закрепе только английские мемы? Где русские

[muted marten]

Этот канал для мемов всех языков @outer fjord

[frozen cargo]

[outer fjord]

Я знаю

Но тут именно английские модераторы работают понимающие те же английские мемы. За то русские из оборота убирают

Так как англо-язычным не понятен этот язык, а русским модерам на это пофиг

@muted marten

[muted marten]

Мне жаль это слышать, но русские приветствуются здесь и их мемы 🙂

Я пытаюсь понять их и иногда переводить мемы, если могу

[outer fjord]

Но переводчик все криво переводит

И смысл не доходит

[muted marten]

Не всегда, иногда я понимаю немного без переводчика, так что это не всегда плохо

[outer fjord]

Иногда - ключевое слово

[muted marten]

Да, я понимаю, что мем не всегда может быть понят на 100%, но я стараюсь :/

[weak crest]

...
after what you said yesterday you made me anxious

[muted marten]

Okay

[alpine badger]

lol

[fathom burrow]

Polish version of STALKER

[analog yoke]

mmm, yes

[quasi pagoda]

Looks like a cross of Sidorross and Dr. Phil

[graceful fox]

I have ran out of tourist delights.

I once again ask for your financial support

[weak crest]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[vast marten]

🤔 🤔

[graceful fox]

YOu have seen nothing. Understand?

[charred steppe]

[vast marten]

You give me one bottle of vodka, and i wont say anything about it, ok?

[graceful fox]

Sure

[frozen cargo]

S2 leaks

[vast marten]

*drinking vodka *

@frozen cargo

[frozen cargo]

[worthy tinsel]

why has this bandit got 7 guns?

[night barn]

Looted from other stalkers

[graceful fox]

No, he's a Rambo

[hasty crown]

He's dual wielding them
All of them

[worthy tinsel]

Didn't work on the emission unfortunately

[charred steppe]

thats CoP right? he might just have looted them, either bullied some loners, or just found some corpses

[alpine patrol]

our president looks like siderovich

[weak crest]

that doesnt look like sidorovich

[hasty pelican]

^

[quasi pagoda]

Younger sid?

[alpine patrol]

yes

[dry oracle]

why has this bandit got 7 guns?
@worthy tinsel because he timokha

[quasi pagoda]

He a goblin

[uncut trellis]

@worthy tinsel because he is 🇪 🇵 🇮 🇨

[plush badge]

YES

[vast marten]

Мемы про то что Григорович всё вырезает всё ещё актуальны?

[hasty pelican]

Да

[weak crest]

well well well

i wonder what the first one is

inb4 kym is cancer

i know

[stray elm]

Sidorovich is that guy who plays Candy Crush Saga on his Samsung S2 mini in 2020.

[rustic ether]

and then his phone shut down because his baterry was empty

[stray elm]

Scar from stalker clear sky

[night barn]

[hasty pelican]

that genuinely made me laugh

[livid night]

Did he killed somebody with his thumb?

[solar lagoon]

I know I said I wouldnt do anymore

[muted marten]

[solar lagoon]

[modern lake]

Found my fav girl, Goth gal was good while it lasted.

[solar lagoon]

Too fanatical

Sure you’ll never be on the outside world if you join the c-con but you get eternal snuggles so that’s cool

[weak crest]

monolit gf

[muted marten]

Exists

[night barn]

[cinder urchin]

Mmh monoh

[ancient crown]

c-con waifu

[lucid pilot]

Dang you beat me to it

[limber dragon]

Oh no
You said a bad word
Because the media is filled with absolute human garbage, you can’t swear or the server will be labeled toxic!

Better edit it before the stupid rule made because of the stupid, antagonistic media before the mods get ya!

[weak crest]

[sonic thorn]

[quasi pagoda]

Fax

[night barn]

PolitikZ with a Z

[surreal canopy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTtiUsUNTfk

[frozen cargo]

power metal 🤮

[weak crest]

WTF but lmao

[quasi pagoda]

It hurts

[outer fjord]

Vova Vist

[weak crest]

I don't know if this is a meme or not, but just to be safe, I'll post it here. Polish National Television used Shadow of Chernobyl's theme on an official broadcast. I hope @dull chasm was compensated for this. https://www.reddit.com/link/hex3mw/video/ml6t9bmyft651/player

[velvet umbra]

It did?
LOL the music is so accurate for this video

[weak crest]

They did. This is not an edit.

[velvet umbra]

Maniacs run Polish State Television
Confirmed

[main spear]

OH god

But why?

[outer fjord]

Здесь мемы, но не новости и их разбор

[hasty sleet]

b r u h

[charred steppe]

its something in cs arsenal overhaul

[weak crest]

Got stalker bundle👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 10/10 stalker experience of SOC's keyboard and mouse not working

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

[muted marten]

Might wanna try Clear Sky just to see if that works at least

[weak crest]

I play the games in order

Like a star wars fan reading comics in order

[night barn]

Uh

Kinda hard to do that one

[weak crest]

Not sure if those games have orders though

As if soc is chapter 1 and clear sky 2 while cop 3

[muted marten]

Well

Clear Sky takes place before SoC

But yeah I get what you mean

I just meant to open Clear Sky real quick and check, but it's fair if you don't want to do that I guess

[weak crest]

If clear sky works i might play that before due to its gainful knoweldge of its chapter in its rightful order

[muted marten]

Personally I'd still advise SoC first but yeah, CS is nice

[frozen cargo]

Playing CS first will kinda spoil some plot twists from SoC
But do what you want

[graceful fox]

It is sale at my bunker! Selling my bandages from 500 to 450 rubles! Great discount!

[rustic ether]

I'm coming over

rings bell

"Sidorovich?"

[ivory void]

hmm

[rustic ether]

"The bastard let me hanging again"

[graceful fox]

I am here

Sorry I was asleep on the chair

[hasty pelican]

you sleep?

[rustic ether]

My disappointment is immeasureable and my day is ruined

[graceful fox]

opens bunker door

Get in

[rustic ether]

"alriight"

gimme 6 bandages you old prick

he fell asleep again

[hasty pelican]

alright help me get to CNPP so I can from a nade through the teleport

[graceful fox]

6 bandages. Right. Puts bandages on table 2700 Rubles.

[rustic ether]

I'll pay you later, I forgot my money in my stash

[graceful fox]

Damn it STALKER

[rustic ether]

it's OK, you'll get your money dont worry

[graceful fox]

Better hurry, Stalker

[rustic ether]

takes them and slowly leaves the room

"Goodbye!"

[graceful fox]

Stalker!? What the hell!!

Suddenly gets up the chair "Give them back!"

[rustic ether]

stops

"dont worry Sid!"

[graceful fox]

"What are you doing with my bandages!?"

[rustic ether]

I'll use them to get more money, I'll pay you in 3 days!

3300

[graceful fox]

"You better do it stalker, or I will set a bounty on your head! You have three days."

"I am also too fat to confront you."

[rustic ether]

"Aalrighty old man!"

you should go take walks or something

[graceful fox]

lol

[rustic ether]

this lifestyle isn't good for you

[hasty pelican]

just like me: lives, eats, sleeps and works in his room

[graceful fox]

I was told to stay here in this Bunker!

[rustic ether]

Understandable

[graceful fox]

X-ray engine told me so!!

[rustic ether]

looks like you have another customer sid

[graceful fox]

Oh

[rustic ether]

See you in 3 days

[graceful fox]

You better get the money.

[rustic ether]

29.6.

[hasty pelican]

How much for a 100 buckshot shells?

[graceful fox]

Let me see....

5100

[hasty pelican]

ugh alright

whips out 5100 and puts on table

[graceful fox]

gives 100 buckshot shells

[hasty pelican]

takes

[graceful fox]

Takes money

"Atta boy! You made my day."

[hasty pelican]

aye, cheers
walks out

[rustic ether]

stops you on the way out

want to buy banages?

[hasty pelican]

looks at inventory

bruh could you not try this in Sid's bunker

I'm good, anyway

[rustic ether]

alright dude, but if you need any you know who to talk to!

550 each!!!

[hasty pelican]

yeah, right...
walks out

[rustic ether]

what a productive day!

[hazy torrent]

knocks into sidorovich door

[weak crest]

delete this

[frozen cargo]

what in a world

[muted marten]

Nice screenshot

[split cradle]

thanks

[cursive bramble]

youre welcome

[fleet fog]

I'M BACK

[hasty crown]

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/01/Demoman_mvm_resurrect01.wav

[fleet fog]

Demoman tf2 joined Freedumb?

[night barn]

Always has been a Freedomer

[analog yoke]

freedom bruh

[night barn]

Oh, so this explains the Soldier VS. Demoman thing

Oh

[analog yoke]

hehehe

right

[graceful fox]

Selling bread for 300

[quasi pagoda]

[graceful fox]

With extra... L O A F

[rustic ether]

Not interested

[quasi pagoda]

Interested in pda info

[graceful fox]

Is it Sid's birthday?

[weak crest]

🤡 Happy b day

[weak crest]

Send the "haha bro yeah, real funny Just kidding shut the hell up before I feed you to an anomaly" meme

[night barn]

@muted marten

[weak crest]

pls k thx

[muted marten]

No

[night barn]

Thank you for coming so quick

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-wazowski-monsters-inc-gif-11229839

[night barn]

So, No Data needs your help

[muted marten]

Well you pinged me which was the smart thing to do

But I will not provide him help

[night barn]

Problem solved

[weak crest]

Thank you for your absolutely helpful help

[muted marten]

Ok

[limber dragon]

I’ll do it for ya, if I can find it,

Here we go...

[weak crest]

[muted marten]

@limber dragon I'll respect you more if you don't

[limber dragon]

I don’t need your respect
I’m here to help out the community and all my fellow stalkers

[muted marten]

||He's the one person you should be not helping out||

[weak crest]

Marked One, what the hell?!

[night barn]

[limber dragon]

I AM HERE
TO HELP
MY FELLOW STALKERS
GAJUNAS

[weak crest]

Respect

uh oh

[limber dragon]

Stupid monolith

[night barn]

Cringe

[muted marten]

Gonna be a warn next time 😉

[night barn]

Wow, is that an alternative version of Megalomania?

It has just the same rythm

[muted marten]

This reminds me

[limber dragon]

Omhygodoxk@ddiskqm kx@
Is this karma?

[muted marten]

Boo-Berry, how on earth do you have like 4 strikes already

[limber dragon]

Oh uh
Potty mouth

[night barn]

Oh no

[limber dragon]

One for “spam” but really it was just a mod with a wedgie

[night barn]

[muted marten]

||Was it a mod or a helper||

[limber dragon]

Helper

[night barn]

Can't be

[limber dragon]

They did it in Cyrillic, too.

[night barn]

You've got automuted

But you did get warned once, which was indeed by a Russian member

[muted marten]

Oh right

[limber dragon]

I put and got warned for it

[muted marten]

Nah you got warned for calling Crimson a f word or smth

I don't recall what specifically

[night barn]

Basically retard

[limber dragon]

Different occurrence
And no
It was urod

[muted marten]

And you were like “But it was a joke”

[limber dragon]

And it wAS and he reXOGNIZED IT ASMAJOKE

[muted marten]

||That doesn't mean anything for our RU friends||

[night barn]

And it was and he recognized it as a joke

Thought I'd translate it

[muted marten]

Your effort is never truly valued Crimson, I appreciate it

[night barn]

I am glad to be of assistance

[limber dragon]

Serve to please and pleased to serve ftw

[night barn]

I honestly can't at the moment

[graceful fox]

Selling STALKER 2 bread.

[solar lagoon]

@graceful fox What about the STALKER 76 bread?

[graceful fox]

That one has so much mold that it ruined my lungs

Are you sure you want that?

[solar lagoon]

Yes, trust me

[graceful fox]

Hold on, getting a gas mask

[solar lagoon]

With it I will finally be able to reach the wishgranter

[graceful fox]

Puts on gas mask. Goes for steel container

[solar lagoon]

I am going to use a slingshot to shoot it at the monolith and hopefully the bread is so moldy and radiated that it kills everyone in a mile radius

[muted marten]

Shut up and go back to gf making

[graceful fox]

It should. Puts the container on counter 76000

[night barn]

I need some anon

Shaman GF

Wears thicc woolen sweater made by herself

[graceful fox]

Is it well made?

[night barn]

Definitely

[graceful fox]

Sounds hot ngl

[night barn]

The best quality there is

[frozen cargo]

Hey anon throw that PDA away
Also I don't really think shamans would just reject armour I'd say they use scraps of different stuff, jacket with some rig over it or whatever

[night barn]

Shaman Gang

[graceful fox]

Shaman bad. Sin good

[night barn]

Ah yes

The faction we don't even know if it's canon or not

[frozen cargo]

Sin bad shaman good
Also I'm not the biggest fan of their concept

[graceful fox]

Wasn't Sin cut content?

[night barn]

Yes

[muted marten]

It is

[night barn]

Yet, CS mentions Dark Stalkers

Guess what falls under that collective name?

[frozen cargo]

Anomaly, faction itself, legend of the Zone, freedumb

[graceful fox]

Imagine anomaly people

bruh

[solar lagoon]

is that all I am to you gajunas

[night barn]

Imagine mods being Canon

[solar lagoon]

a waifu making machine

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Boner generator

[night barn]

Make Shaman GF pl0x

[solar lagoon]

What, forester? Now you guys want to get nasty with the old man?

[night barn]

Lol no

[muted marten]

Hermit

[night barn]

Why does everyone think he's a Shaman?

[solar lagoon]

he’s shaman-y

[night barn]

Kek

No

Hermit

[graceful fox]

Now, that STALKER76 bread

[solar lagoon]

Me after eating the STALKER 76 bread

[graceful fox]

Do not open that container without a hazmat suit on

[night barn]

Plus this story

The story of the battle druids.

They say there’s this one gang... People call them Shamans or Druids. So it appears they don’t use any electronic equipment at all, say they want to stay close to the nature and stuff… Well, they reason the Zone reacts stronger to equipment… To all this electromagnetic emissions or something… They say it attracts monsters. Basically, they believe the Zone is like a living being, you know. Like, it’s no good going into it with all these gadgets. If you’re right in your mind you’ll get by fine without ‘em. Doesn't stop them from carrying assault rifles, though… Guess the old teeth and nails are not up to the task, eh? But then again, you don’t hear a lot of stories about one of them kicking the bucket. Well, at least no more than about us… So, who knows, maybe they are on the right track there… They seem to be coming more from the Belarussian side, though… I’d like to have a look at them one day and check out their pockets for some artifacts…

[graceful fox]

Now, where is my 76000

[solar lagoon]

What if I give you a luxuriously gentle kiss on the lips, sid?

[graceful fox]

I am not into Freedom, thank you.

Now where is my ?

[solar lagoon]

Not even if the kiss was tender?

[graceful fox]

I am gonna cry, where is my

[solar lagoon]

Do you take NCR currency

Wait wrong game

Uhhh do you take silver eagles?

[night barn]

I do take NCR currency

It would be a pleasure, actually

As long as I get money for free

[rough ibex]

Bottlecaps ftw

Get your money back after you drink vodka

[modern lake]

Bills ftw

[night barn]

NCR Dollars ftw

[solar lagoon]

Was the currency in fallout 2 NCR money

[night barn]

Yeah

[cursive bramble]

those druids are a new type of vegans

[rough ibex]

Bloodsucccer "body parts" ftw

[night barn]

Ew

Bandits

[modern lake]

Druids are chads, although i wouldn't be one ngl

[solar lagoon]

I mean.... Blussy got me acting strange

[cursive bramble]

druids are doomer stalkers who want cancer

[night barn]

X

[rough ibex]

@night barn May I join Freedom?

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Freedom successfully given to Jelger#6642.

Jun 27, 2020, 12:51 PM

[night barn]

-takerole @rough ibex Free Stalkers

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Free Stalkers successfully removed from Jelger#6642.

Jun 27, 2020, 12:52 PM

[rough ibex]

Thanks

[night barn]

[solar lagoon]

We got one!!!!

[rough ibex]

[solar lagoon]

Jelger heard the call of blussy

[night barn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/560926062033240066/Svoboda-Emblem.gif

[rough ibex]

[modern lake]

Can't wait till we kill all dooty and become shamans

[graceful fox]

I only take Stalker. Who do you think I am, Bloodsucker boner?

uh oh, am I warned?

[night barn]

You Are Sidorovich

[rough ibex]

Do you also accept weed?

[graceful fox]

I give up... yes, give me the weed.

[night barn]

I didn't see you get warned or anything

So no

[cursive bramble]

Imagine the quality of the weed if you plant it in The Zone

[solar lagoon]

SID IS FREEDOM!!!!!

[weak crest]

Ya accept some bloodsucker tentacles too?

[cursive bramble]

Oh god thats an anomaly of a trip

[graceful fox]

UH OH

[solar lagoon]

Ew a duty member!!!

[weak crest]

shut up anarchist fanboy

[solar lagoon]

[weak crest]

😎

[graceful fox]

BREAKING NEWS: Sidorovich starts a bigger war between Duty and Freedom

[night barn]

Imagine the quality of the weed if you plant it in The Zone

It's supposed to be "suckage", in the words of Ganja

[modern lake]

Petro tried to be a freedomer though, just failed miserably

[weak crest]

I know

[solar lagoon]

I imagine the quality of weed in the zone would be trash

[weak crest]

Thats why being a dutyer fits me more

[rough ibex]

Duty is the people who think they're heroes but in reality they just make the zone more angry

[night barn]

[rough ibex]

He lookin like he's seen something

[solar lagoon]

He’s POGGING

I’m gonna make a PNG

[weak crest]

POGG

MAKE THAT AN EMOJI

[night barn]

Ayy

[analog yoke]

[solar lagoon]

STALKER pog

wait wrong way

[analog yoke]

excelent

[solar lagoon]

Oh okay it wont send as a proper PNG anymore

[night barn]

He's missing some parts

[solar lagoon]

Yeah I did a half ass crop job should I redo it

[night barn]

Yeah

[main spear]

Some parts of him are found elsewhere in anomalies.

[solar lagoon]

better?

[night barn]

[analog yoke]

better

[night barn]

[solar lagoon]

Feel free to save and use for whatever purposes you have in mind

[alpine patrol]

my

[quasi pagoda]

[fleet fog]

Drunk Dutier falling from 100 Rads Bar roof

[alpine patrol]

gamers my space is low on my computer and the anomaly file is 20 gigs should i delete it ?

[quasi pagoda]

but demo is freedom

[fleet fog]

He got autobalanced from Merc to Duty

[weak crest]

When you accidentally stumble across monolith in pripyat

F5, F9 x5

[fleet fog]

Clear Sky when Strelok touches the Monolith

[minor wolf]

[weak crest]

[fleet fog]

[fleet fog]

Lebedev is Dr.Phil???

[rustic ether]

Common sense

[alpine patrol]

yes

[sonic thorn]

yes

[fleet fog]

waifu=no laifu

[haughty parrot]

i slept for 10 hours in game and this happened

[quasi pagoda]

Now thats a lotta succers

Freedom is interested

[weak crest]

@alpine patrol you asked for the song man

It's darude sandstorm

[haughty parrot]

join dooty

[analog yoke]

those are zombies vasia

[alpine patrol]

@weak crest what song

and it wasnt darude sandstorm

[weak crest]

Darude Sandstorm

[alpine patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mscxzR9WJWE this ?

[half hazel]

that song is amazing

bass house

[alpine patrol]

m y e a s

[alpine patrol]

im gonna say bad word

sex

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

good thing collector isnt on

otherwise i whould get like uuuuh 100 hour mute

[muted marten]

Except he is

[alpine patrol]

N-NANİ

[fleet fog]

So uh

In Anomaly, I went to sleep for 9 hours and Hip was next to me

Did I just get a stalker gf

[weak crest]

Simp

[fleet fog]

Yeah I'm a simp

Sniper
I
Monkey
P

[rustic ether]

Hip is a guy, so now you're gay

[weak crest]

hip is a womguy

[runic nest]

Ivan, get the shootgun, we got a retard to kill

[hasty pelican]

this is making me cringe SO BAD

[rustic ether]

Counter strike is indeed the origin of cheeki breeki

[hasty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-screaming-shouting-parrot-gif-14236902

this mentally hurts me

[night barn]

What an idiot

[graceful fox]

I am shaking and crying rn. I was using the Cheeki Breeki memes before, but at least I knew where they come from!

[weak crest]

https://twitter.com/Hairyheadhoncho/status/1277536553477312513?s=20

TJGSASQUATCH (@Hairyheadhoncho)

Guns, Vodka, Bounties? it's yours my friend, as long as you've got enough Rubles

Retweets

172

Likes

688

Twitter

"Sorry Marked One, but I dont give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmm richer"

When you have more... Financials stability

[fleet fog]

I have a copypasta of that, I've had it before he made that

[true relic]

HOW DARE HE

[fleet fog]

Here it is

Ammo, Guns, Grenades?
You want it?
It's yours my stalker!
As long as you have enough rubles

I'm sorry marked one, I don't give credit, come back when you're a bit... Drunk!

Veteran

[muted marten]

'bout time

[night barn]

Ayy

Glad to see your role back

Or well

You getting a (new) role

[modern lake]

Talking about chad colors...

[muted marten]

[fleet fog]

Weebz

[cursive bramble]

what about bosnian role

[fleet fog]

Snitch is a rapist

He likes stalkers REALLY close to him for his "Secrets".

[muted marten]

Yes Nettle

That is indeed Stalker

[frozen cargo]

You should sleep

[muted marten]

I saw the deleted question

Shouldn't you too?

[frozen cargo]

Duh

[muted marten]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I'm enjoying the storm

[frozen cargo]

[muted marten]

[frozen cargo]

Same here
But capital is kinda flooded afaik

[cursive bramble]

bosnia be like

[muted marten]

I think our capital is no longer flooded, but it sort of was

[frozen cargo]

Summer rains...

[Starts 100 Rads Bar quoting]

[cursive bramble]

yeah Gajunas isnt it like 2:30AM there bud?

[muted marten]

3:30

[frozen cargo]

Not 3:30?
Here its 2:30

[muted marten]

2:30 for Nettle

Yep

[frozen cargo]

Amen

[cursive bramble]

Dayum pretty late

its 8:30pm here lmao

[muted marten]

I went to sleep at ~8:20 last morning lmao

[cursive bramble]

insomnia? or just for being entertained?

messin with sleep cycle is not good Gaju

[frozen cargo]

Insomnia in my case
Imagine having a sleep schedule

[muted marten]

I can sleep whenever I want, I just enjoy the nights

I don't have issues waking up

[frozen cargo]

[cursive bramble]

i have this tic that makes me get up every day at 5:55am

[muted marten]

Tourettes or just a specific random tic?

[cursive bramble]

random tic

even if i sleep at 5:50 am i get up at 5:55am

[frozen cargo]

Ok, gonna disappear
Probably will watch something or listen to music
Пока

[cursive bramble]

have a good one

[muted marten]

Polka

[frozen cargo]

A Czech dance

[cursive bramble]

enjoy it

[muted marten]

Take care, ||Doomer||

[frozen cargo]

[night barn]

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

@frozen cargo you’re czech?

[muted marten]

He's Polish

[weak crest]

škoda😔

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

where are you from good sir

[muted marten]

Take a guess

[weak crest]

🇷🇺

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Crimson, get the rope

[night barn]

Will this one do?

[muted marten]

Nah, this one will

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Welp, at least the guess wasn't the United States

[night barn]

[weak crest]

🇺🇦👀

my bad

[muted marten]

Let me take a wild guess and guess that you're from Ukraine?

[weak crest]

no

i wish

[muted marten]

Dang, well, neither am I

[weak crest]

[fleet fog]

2:12 am in Florida

[fleet fog]

Collector has veteran role?

brbrbrbrbrbruh moment reddit bluepilled red pilled zoomer boomer cringe

[limber dragon]

You forgot onions

And based

[night barn]

Based

But this isn't a STALKER meme

Cringe

[cursive bramble]

bosnian

[weak crest]

How is that Stalker tho

[night barn]

It ain't

[cursive bramble]

Bosnian Type Beat

[frozen cargo]

[cursive bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718186637909164034/727590272896335952/frogs.mp4

[weak crest]

When some frogs are the onliest think you can be proud of in your country

Btw how is that a Stalker meme

[cursive bramble]

is deep radioactive cursed meme

like stalker

[minor wolf]

Can I get a grenade launcher with that please?

[cursive bramble]

yes

but only for slaying bosnians

otherwise youre not gonna get nothing

[weak crest]

Bosnia monkey

[cursive bramble]

exactly proud of you

[weak crest]

good job bro

[weak crest]

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[fleet fog]

When is it Veterans day

[sage zealot]

in USA: Wednesday, November 11 (2020)

[fleet fog]

Just afew more months to celebrate my purple role

[haughty parrot]

made video file smaller so ppl without nitro can send

[weak crest]

[quasi pagoda]

[weak crest]

this kid singlehandedly advanced compression technology

also the russian language

[cursive bramble]

glad hes not bosnian

[wild owl]

Майор Пронин задерживает особо опасного преступника

[graceful fox]

Amazing quality

Of that video

[graceful fox]

Chimeras be like

[weak crest]

rat

[rustic ether]

game over

[alpine patrol]

yes

[weak crest]

you are have dieded

[graceful fox]

Dutyer flushing Freedomer's weed so he can get converted into a Dutyer

[night barn]

Sucks for him, bro

[modern lake]

Bro, no way bro, dat lady wild

[weak crest]

owned

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/271403912932753409/727998394739589140/facts.mp4

[rocky lily]

What u need stalker? BOMBS?

[surreal canopy]

@graceful fox Freedom > duty

[graceful fox]

Ok

[weak crest]

ok pathetic freedomer

[night barn]

Okay Duty LARPer

[halcyon sail]

wtf in the name of the monolith have i stumbeld upon

[true relic]

dirt

[fickle echo]

does anyone even like Dooty

[wild owl]

Nobody like Duty and Freedom

[night barn]

does anyone even like Dooty

Dutyers do

[weak crest]

does anyone even like freedom

[night barn]

does anyone even like freedom

A lot do

[modern lake]

Can confirm

[fickle echo]

I like Freedom.

[night barn]

He likes Freedom, gentlemen

You've heard it here

[fickle echo]

Freedom should be honoured to have me be a part of it. I'm f9smonk.

[muted marten]

But you aren't a part of it

[reef hinge]

Auttaja

Freedom successfully given to f9smonk#9233.

Jul 2, 2020, 1:18 PM

[night barn]

He is now

[muted marten]

Really Crimson

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Welp, now he is

[fickle echo]

hehehhe

[lucid pilot]

Gonna be honest dayz players have it the hardest about this topic lol

[weak crest]

i like walking across the map in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
i hate it in fallout and some other games

[lucid pilot]

Yeah for sure

Well fallout is fine

[night barn]

There's a reason why Fallout has an auto-walk button

[weak crest]

i dont use that :I

[night barn]

Use it more often

It's just way less tiring

[spring cipher]

fallout is a big well of emptiness when you know where everything that's evil is

or if you have already shot everything that's evil

[lunar steeple]

dying light has the most fun way of walking across the map especially at nights

[fleet fog]

When you have the attention of the entire Renegade Faction https://youtu.be/3IktN4EF1S4

Hillbilly Bandits

aka renegays

[weak crest]

@spring cipher kys asap

[night barn]

Oof

For saying the truth

[weak crest]

its my brother

no need for a strike

[spring cipher]

@weak crest nice account
did your mom make it for you

[night barn]

[weak crest]

stfu

stupid son of a b---

[spring cipher]

why is 10 seconds slowmode on

[muted marten]

Old spam

[night barn]

Better to move to #💬┃en_offtop

[fleet fog]

No

[spring cipher]

^

[fleet fog]

wat

[night barn]

Wat

[twin gale]

Me coming back from the freedom base in Army warehouses:

[still hound]

Duty

Sosat

[weak crest]

[fleet fog]

Dolg

[main laurel]

↑ "Sidorovich said its my turn to buy bandages"

[waxen cedar]

when you get your little brother in the zone

[weak crest]

what does it say

[surreal canopy]

imagine not speaking russian

this message was made by "I can read in Russian" gang

[minor wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/728656749678035024/YouCut_20200703_015800065.mp4

[weak crest]

id like to know the org

[hasty pelican]

realistic enough

[harsh swan]

That is probably Anomaly

The youtuber

[weak crest]

i know, it is

but who made the meme

Anomaly, the fat Swede you mean?

hes the fat malatan

but his origins are from sweden so yes

still can't wait for NA servers with Haix

and the best of all is, that he plays stalker

Haix?

anomaly plays it

Anomaly played like a few hours of it lmao

bruh, thats the same

he has soc and cop so....

but haix is atleast aware of stalkers existense

Yeah 😄

like every russian id say

[muted marten]

[vocal bridge]

😭

Noooo, poor flushed

[surreal canopy]

[sage zealot]

lol

[rustic ether]

[quasi pagoda]

He almost got stuck on the door from the shier wide

[little vigil]

[sonic thorn]

I did a meme

[frozen cargo]

[modern lake]

Nvm discord whack

[charred steppe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a4EyqV0yz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9aawFls2Ng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TpM7x9nB5A

[rustic ether]

this sickens me

[weak crest]

"nikolai" smh

[small hatch]

Finland DLC