🤨┃stalker_memes

[gentle parrot]

[sage zealot]

when they ask for next gen sounds and graphics

[orchid scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703767956030750790/721706850814263326/1537815494335-1.jpg

[rustic ether]

I guess Stalker is going to be the only anime I enjoyed

[weak crest]

the manga was better tho

[weak crest]

i said that i would post cheeki breeki memes. a promise is a promise. these are so awful, bro.

[muted marten]

You almost died from them when Belinski was here, didn't you

[weak crest]

ye.

[zealous flax]

Why Inspector Bonk not have roles?

[weak crest]

me when stalker bandit 😂😂😂

[night barn]

He'll get them back when he reaches Level 25

[zealous flax]

Thanks Comrade

[thorny umbra]

A very important lesson for you kids

[orchid scaffold]

Ok, slavaboo

[night barn]

Ok slavaboo

[rustic ether]

The whole heels to the ground thing is obsurd

[thorny umbra]

The slavic squat

[frozen cargo]

[Yes, I'm that guy who takes memes seriously]

1. Yeah, sure, let's completely skip Belarussians, Ukrainians, Poles, Czechs, Slovaks, Slovenians, Croats, Serbs, Bosnians etc
2. Ok, slavaboo

[muted marten]

Slovals

[frozen cargo]

Also multicultural societies, there is tone of different nations in Russia

[muted marten]

I am trying to imagine a Slovenian or Slovakian in the shape of an oval and it's not going great

[analog yoke]

now you have stepped into the slav discussion

[muted marten]

Thanks Nettle

I can participate in this convo since I'm half Slavic and half bootleg Slavic

[frozen cargo]

• Serboluzhichans and Slavized peoples like Bulgarians and North Macedonians

[analog yoke]

bootleg slav

[frozen cargo]

[thorny umbra]

The history of the Slav

[frozen cargo]

Le Lech, Czech and Rus have arrived

[muted marten]

Le Pole should send a meme that he enjoys

I would like to share a laugh with him at his appreciated meme

[frozen cargo]

This is #🤨┃stalker_memes
I'm not going to post there and I'm not going to post in #561154112683507712 because I just don't care.

[muted marten]

Well then meme expert, @ me when you do, I shall wait in patience

[frozen cargo]

I don't want to destroy the party but I'd make some punishments or whatever for posting non-stalker-related memes here, some warns or whatever

[muted marten]

A meme doesn't have to be gore or smth my guy

[thorny umbra]

You might get a Verbal warning

[frozen cargo]

A meme doesn't have to be gore or smth my guy
It's not the case
But posting JoJo memes here is at least irritating and inappropriate

[muted marten]

Thought you hated JoJo or whatever

[frozen cargo]

Nah
It's even ok

[weak crest]

memes are like jokes, they're subjective

different people find different things funny

[frozen cargo]

Jesus Christ
Do you even understand me

[night barn]

[muted marten]

I don't think anyone understands you

But we try

[night barn]

Welp, this is getting out of hand

[frozen cargo]

This is #🤨┃stalker_memes
So stalker-related memes go here
And I think it's a bit irritating when someone posts offtop meme here

[night barn]

No need to flood this place

Just go to #💬┃en_offtop

[muted marten]

Slavic memes = stalker memes

[night barn]

Of course not

[thorny umbra]

The occasional offtop stalker meme is fine here and there

[frozen cargo]

Gotta go

Slavic memes = stalker memes
JoJo memes =/= stalker memes
Roblox memes =/= stalker memes

[muted marten]

Here Nettle, I'll send two stalker memes for you

Courtesy of Bonk

[frozen cargo]

Amen

[muted marten]

[frozen cargo]

Have you got somewhere that one about SoC @muted marten ?

[thorny umbra]

God, this meme is good

[muted marten]

Have you got somewhere that one about SoC @muted marten ?
I tried finding one, gonna ask Bonk later

[frozen cargo]

[night barn]

[frozen cargo]

Made me smile

[thorny umbra]

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM

[muted marten]

I asked him now, I'll @ you if he replies

[frozen cargo]

Tank u veri muh

[quasi pagoda]

Yall know what we didnt have for a long time now?

l o a f

[night barn]

Kek

Send as file

[muted marten]

That means it's spam

If it's text at least

[quasi pagoda]

Thank

[night barn]

Nope

[analog yoke]

join duty

[night barn]

Dutyer using an SVDm-2

Cringe

[analog yoke]

youre just jelaous of his superior totally not aimbot aim

[night barn]

1 v 1 sniper duel

[analog yoke]

drunk vs high

[thorny umbra]

[analog yoke]

dooby

[muted marten]

Debt

[limber dragon]

It’s not hax or aimbot
The exosuit allows him increased accuracy with mechanical precision

[livid night]

Join CyberDuty

[weak crest]

bruh who likes duty

[limber dragon]

Not me
Ah nuu

[weak crest]

if you like Duty, you are liking the most unneeded faction. k thx bye.

[rustic ether]

Yeah, it isnt great

and most Dutyers ive met usually have no idea about stalker lore in general

[limber dragon]

I don’t need lore
I need your rubles
Jk I’m taking them hand em over nerd

[rustic ether]

here you go 🤏

[limber dragon]

runs away straight into an electrical anomaly getting instantly fried

AH NUUZZKZKZKZZZKZKZZ

[analog yoke]

anarchists and bandits

[rustic ether]

takes his stolen rubles back

[thorny umbra]

Dutyers Lurking

[analog yoke]

PKM goes brrrr
everyone dies

[plain tapir]

Yeah sure pretty good Stalker r34

[limber dragon]

...stalker r34?

[analog yoke]

stalker r34 is littered with freedumbs

[limber dragon]

[thorny umbra]

God?

[muted marten]

Wasp actually tried searching for Duty on r34 huh

[thorny umbra]

any results?

[muted marten]

Wasp?

[analog yoke]

stalker on r34

[plain tapir]

Alexa search Pseudodog Furry R34

[limber dragon]

(Repost)

[weak crest]

just letting Duty know. military have more of an effect on lore than duty XD!!!

[limber dragon]

Duty weak
Military weak
Bandits stronk with makarov

[muted marten]

[analog yoke]

this message was posted by PMm gang

[limber dragon]

[muted marten]

Repost from the god Serjous

[weak crest]

renegades are cool

[limber dragon]

Time for a change of name and pfp

[muted marten]

Uh oh

[thorny umbra]

Why PMM when you have fort-15

[weak crest]

fort is bad gun

[limber dragon]

Fort 15? Too much fort, relates to fortnite. Fortnite bad. Fort-15 bad.

[thorny umbra]

What about Fora-14 then

[limber dragon]

[thorny umbra]

Clearly there are better options if you're going for a 9x18

[plain tapir]

Old bad boy Pmm good

[limber dragon]

HE SAID THE S WORD
WARN
WARN

I’m obligated to say this

[thorny umbra]

Pmm may get more recognition, but i will always have my Niche choice at my side

[limber dragon]

Since swearing, in a discord server about game about death, destruction, looting and treachery

Is not allowed

[plain tapir]

Haram

Ban mirrik

Did u guys know...

[thorny umbra]

Haram indeed, but i think you have to ask the rule makers abt that one

[plain tapir]

Theres actually various S.T.A.L.K.E.R skins in a game called BRAIN/OUT?

And its kinda inspired in Stalker

[muted marten]

@plain tapir no swearing btw

[plain tapir]

Sure np handsome

[muted marten]

Thanks darling

[thorny umbra]

Fine addition that i'll sell

[weak crest]

does trader care tho

[molten citrus]

А

[graceful fox]

A

[rustic ether]

Fake news

[graceful fox]

That is all a lie. I sell bandages for 199 Rubles.

[nocturne whale]

only bandages

[worldly basalt]

and vodka for 1000 rubles

Scam-orovich

[graceful fox]

I sell a medkit for 2500 rubles.

What can I say, I am a negotiator.

[hasty pelican]

A 1000 rubles is apparently around 14,31 US dollars

[nocturne whale]

fairly

[alpine patrol]

yes yes

[solar lagoon]

Poggers

[weary parcel]

Girls in photoshop: I'm can made myself more beautiful!
Guys in photoshop: ARTEFRUTS
(Translate)

[sage zealot]

That's a full plate :)

[weak crest]

credit: @wndrnwlf on twitter

[weak crest]

yep its roblox but... better post it on offtopic I just think its not ok to put it here

[fleet fog]

Grassmen

[fleet fog]

Bandits when they find a working vehicle with fuel in it

[cinder urchin]

Have you been playing tf2 for 24 hours straight?

[fleet fog]

No

[fleet fog]

For me it says 2 hours

What is your timezone?

[limber dragon]

EST, it’s 1:34

[cinder urchin]

that's kinda crazy

[thorny umbra]

Time zone memes

[graceful fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMIPfM8VTJg

[muted marten]

Can I submit my own variant?

[rustic ether]

Ok your wins

[muted marten]

[rustic ether]

The longer I look at it the more questions I have

[muted marten]

Got one more for you, hold on

[rustic ether]

[muted marten]

[tacit ginkgo]

[weak crest]

okay, today I saw more than I wanted from those 2 pics combined

[weak crest]

[night barn]

Wot

[muted marten]

Roblox
irrelevant

[weak crest]

FREEDOM SUCKS DUTY

Wth

[weak crest]

is he saying freedom sucks like freedom is bad or you know.

Oh

[thorny knot]

duty gay

[limber dragon]

Ok loner

@night barn
Brother
I require assistance

[muted marten]

He appears to be busy

[thorny knot]

btw lads, where do I get those nice tags?

[muted marten]

Roles?

#👥┃faction-choice

[thorny knot]

oh

I'm blind

[weak crest]

still no military and ecologists 😔

[thorny knot]

thanks @muted marten

[muted marten]

[limber dragon]

Freedom:

[night barn]

@limber dragon
Away, I am no longer

Present, I am once more

[muted marten]

Welcome

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-gif-8063259

[limber dragon]

duty gay
@thorny knot

[night barn]

[limber dragon]

Brother I am unequipped to handle this outcome

[thorny knot]

Duty not just gay

Duty extra G A Y

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/celebracion-gif-4928012

[limber dragon]

inhale
You leave me no choice

@muted marten Zog is being homophobic

[thorny knot]

Am I?

[limber dragon]

[thorny knot]

I never thought that freedomer would betray me like that

[muted marten]

Nice background there

[night barn]

Oof

[limber dragon]

It never formats correctly

I need a ppc
i0S is trash

[thorny knot]

So, will I be thrown into anomaly?

[muted marten]

Perhaps

[night barn]

Not yet

[thorny knot]

Anyways

Duty bad

[limber dragon]

Agree 👍

[muted marten]

[fleet fog]

Both are bad

[night barn]

Duty worse

[fleet fog]

Duty has an organized paramilitary but a not good ideology

Freedom has good natured people but again, a bad ideology

[limber dragon]

Ok loner

[thorny umbra]

Duty cleanses the zone of pests like you, now get in the abomaly

👉

[night barn]

Thank you for the free artifact

[thorny umbra]

H-hey, I wasn't handing that out :taxevasion:

[muted marten]

[night barn]

Guess I should've expected that from Duty

[muted marten]

Expect the unexpected

[thorny umbra]

It'll cost you, 1000 Roobles

[night barn]

Deal

Hands over 1000 Rubles

[muted marten]

[thorny umbra]

Good 👍

🚶‍♂️

[muted marten]

PMm Gang

[thorny umbra]

i misspelled rubles, oh goodie

[rustic ether]

roobles is the correct way

[muted marten]

I honestly thought you did that on purpose

[thorny umbra]

[night barn]

Same

[weak crest]

360 no scopes the scummy dutier with his Dragunov

😎

[muted marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/685980399138111637/712981207641751602/videoplayback_10.mp4

Made by HUE

[weak crest]

🤢 🤮

[stable mirage]

🤢 🤮

😎

[muted marten]

[alpine patrol]

i agree

[stable mirage]

[alpine patrol]

[stable mirage]

Hahahahahahah no

[limber dragon]

Hey you

[weak crest]

[stable mirage]

Yes

[limber dragon]

I was thinking
What are the benefits of joining monolith?

are they having a good time?

[stable mirage]

Community

[thorny umbra]

Immunity to the darned brain scrambler they possess

[muted marten]

Hold on I may get a solution for you

[thorny umbra]

The guts to activate that

[muted marten]

My solution is typing now

Thanks Crimson

[limber dragon]

freedom has an excellent community! And booze and marijuana!

[weak crest]

>

[stable mirage]

That is for the weak minded

[weak crest]

[night barn]

I was thinking
What are the benefits of joining monolith?

Defending the Zone. Others would seek to exploit the Zone and seek to bring it harm, either consciously or unconsciously. The Monolith seeks to prevent this plus prevent access towards the Monolith

[weak crest]

>

[muted marten]

+the bros

[weak crest]

>
yes

[night barn]

• a whole lot of reinforcements from the CNPP

[limber dragon]

Comrade

[thorny umbra]

Preserving the zone? This place does not belong on this mortal soil

[night barn]

• a lot of resources

[limber dragon]

Let us dm
This is important information

[night barn]

Very well

[muted marten]

More xp for us

[alpine patrol]

a

[weak crest]

Despite the meme, I am begining to like Freedom now

[thorny umbra]

[weak crest]

The chat is owned by monolith

[weak crest]

[muted marten]

[minor wolf]

Despite the meme, I am begining to like Freedom now

Yeah sure freedom is cool but have you ever heard of clear sky

[weak crest]

Yeah, clear sky is epic too

all factions epic in their own way to be honest

[minor wolf]

true

[muted marten]

What's epic about Duty again

Armor?

[weak crest]

If putting the jokes aside, each faction is cool in it's own way

[night barn]

Armor

[muted marten]

Duty has propaganda I guess

[weak crest]

Yeah, equipment and the dedication. Dedication to destroy the zone not knowing it can't be destroyed

And yeah, propaganda.

[muted marten]

dedication

Why do half of their members leave then

[weak crest]

Prove or it didn't happen

[night barn]

Duty has propaganda I guess

So much that even Duty supporters are sick of it

[thorny umbra]

Duty has high quality gear, one of the best equipped in the zone

[muted marten]

Prove or it didn't happen
Skull

[night barn]

[weak crest]

Skull is 1 squad from a lot more

[minor wolf]

Oh this one came along

[thorny umbra]

Yes, I despise the propaganda. Why is it everywhere?

[weak crest]

Not half the people 😂

but Skull went full sicko mode and went on a rampage with his squad to kill the freedom leader

[muted marten]

Skull was an example

More leave

Duty is also full of liars so yeah

[weak crest]

Prove or it didn't happen 😂

[muted marten]

“We will defend you Free Stalkers”

Let's Free Stalkers die next to their base

Not like you accept proof anyway

[night barn]

Prove or it didn't happen

Everybody in Silence, Twig, Mitay, Zulu, Morgan (Although not having left Duty, he is corrupt and sells Duty's equipment to Freedom and the Mercs)

[weak crest]

tbh I hope that duty will get a better image in S2

Nah, both factions dying down cause of the wars between them

[muted marten]

If anything Duty will collapse in s2

[weak crest]

Idk man, we'll see

but yeah, Duty might collapse and Freedom simply get weaker

[muted marten]

Nah, both factions dying down cause of the wars between them
See you bring this up because you have no other point

Aka we proved you wrong

[weak crest]

cuz freedom members got sick of this faction thing too

[thorny umbra]

I wonder what the new duty will become

[muted marten]

Probably crumbles

[weak crest]

dead

[muted marten]

Same w Freedom

And Monolith

[weak crest]

In the end of CoP, we have there the proof about both favtions having leaving members

[muted marten]

Top 3 factions poofed

[night barn]

I'm honestly looking the most forward to seeing Duty and Freedom

[muted marten]

It's them leaving at Yanov station

Not everywhere

[minor wolf]

Duty, colorised

[muted marten]

So 50/50

[weak crest]

Yes, Loners, Ecologists should be the best now

[thorny umbra]

Like civilizations, each clan will inherit the traits of their predecessor

[muted marten]

ecologists

[weak crest]

Idk, we'll see in S2

[muted marten]

loners

[weak crest]

Yeah?

[muted marten]

This guy

[thorny umbra]

Can't wait for SL2,

[muted marten]

I can

[night barn]

Duty, colorised

You do know that the CoC version is totally wrong?

[thorny umbra]

SL2 Hype

[night barn]

Oh

[muted marten]

Rather wait 10 more years for a good game

[night barn]

Nevermind

[muted marten]

Than like 2 more for hot garbo

[thorny umbra]

[minor wolf]

Fun fact, I haven't played CoC so I don't know what you mean, I'm playing along with the joke

[night barn]

You were implying that they're dead

[thorny umbra]

Yes, it must have alot of effort being put into it

[night barn]

[weak crest]

will be dead*

Both freedom and Duty will collapse, Loners will be the only surviving ones

[night barn]

Fun fact, I haven't played CoC so I don't know what you mean, I'm playing along with the joke

Well, CoC assumed that the description about the CS patch on the Stalker Store was true and made them into Duty Ecologists

[muted marten]

You forgot bandits

Military

[thorny umbra]

SL2 will give Stalker the recognition it deserves. And it might turn it into a full IP

[muted marten]

Mercs

Ecos

[minor wolf]

(what description)

[night barn]

One moment, please

[minor wolf]

I'm out of the loop sorry

[night barn]

https://stalker-shop.com/product.php?id_product=103

We shall uncover the mystery of the Zone, understand the reasons behind its origins, all to finally get it destroyed! If you are ready to keep your mouth shut and break your way through to the Center along with the other comrades, you may become one of us. The patch on our arms shall unite us all in the fight.

[weak crest]

[thorny umbra]

[minor wolf]

what

[night barn]

Seemingly some sort of miscommunication, because this isn't what CS is like

At all

[weak crest]

CS is more like, Freedom, Duty and the Ecos combined

[night barn]

Nah

[weak crest]

[minor wolf]

If anything this seems like propaganda tailored for dutyers to join on the raid to save the zone

[weak crest]

"save" 😂

😂

[night barn]

CS is more like Freedom, but without the whole Faction Wars thing, more organized and less members

[muted marten]

Also dead

[weak crest]

>

mhm

[minor wolf]

I mean they're not anarchists either

[night barn]

Also not alive

They aren't, nope

They just want to study the Zone

Freedom and Ecologists do, as well

[minor wolf]

They're ecos without government funding ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[weak crest]

So more combat capable Ecologists

[muted marten]

Sakharov doesn't need money

[night barn]

Well

[weak crest]

But Freedom is just very messed up with the study

[muted marten]

Kruglov is a beast in the field as well

[night barn]

Ecologists just try to understand the Zone

[weak crest]

Understanding and studying something is literally the same thing man

[night barn]

Clear Sky seeks to understand the Zone and wishes to co-exist with it in equilibrium

[minor wolf]

Kruglov is a beast in the field as well
explain why I needed to quickload so many times in soc

[weak crest]

nvm, I should read the internet rules again I guess

[muted marten]

explain why I needed to quickload so many times in soc
L2p issue

[minor wolf]

oh come on, you know how it is with escorting NPC missions

[weak crest]

just headshot em all mercs and done

[muted marten]

I don't think it was Mercs

But I haven't played in a while

[weak crest]

they were mercs

[weak crest]

zombified people in Yantar, Mercs in Wild Territory

[night barn]

They were Mercs

[weak crest]

In the first part, then Zombies came

[minor wolf]

they were mercs, wolfhound and all

[weak crest]

Zombified Stalkers***

[night barn]

The Curs, m'lad

[weak crest]

zombies are a different mutant which was cut

Is there even a difference?> Zombified Stalkers***
@weak crest

Yes there is.

[night barn]

Of course

[minor wolf]

listen let's assume zombies = zombified stalkers

[weak crest]

https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Zombie

[muted marten]

Wow Petro you're so dumb, there's even regular zombies in SoC smh

[weak crest]

but they cut

[muted marten]

In game

I said in SoC

[night barn]

Petro kinda very Duty today, ngl

[minor wolf]

what is this cesspool even

[night barn]

#🤨┃stalker_memes

[weak crest]

Petro

[night barn]

PMm Gang-Star

[muted marten]

Petro should just go back to reading again

[weak crest]

Its my ex nickname

oh bruh

[thorny umbra]

Petro :OMEGALUL:

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

:c

[alpine patrol]

omegalul

[night barn]

[muted marten]

[alpine patrol]

that doesnt make sense

[weak crest]

what

[alpine patrol]

[thorny umbra]

How many thinking emote do you have Gajunas

[weak crest]

Ni||mble||'s life doesn't matter

[muted marten]

I can try to count them

[thorny umbra]

[alpine patrol]

@weak crest HOW DARE YOU

[muted marten]

Do I include this servers ones?

[weak crest]

jk, he is a chad

[thorny umbra]

Go ahead

[weak crest]

[muted marten]

So around 22

[thorny umbra]

[muted marten]

Wait nvm, 23

[thorny umbra]

[muted marten]

[sage dirge]

It's time to drink

[limber dragon]

Aye I can drink to that

[muted marten]

[sage dirge]

For good artefacts

[thorny umbra]

Drink until you hit the Floor

[muted marten]

Or until collector gets you

[thorny umbra]

Don't colide with an Anomaly though

[sage dirge]

[thorny umbra]

or the Collector, monkaS

[muted marten]

[sage dirge]

[muted marten]

[fleet fog]

Damn bro

that's scary how your being stalked by your ex

but seriously I'm trying to destroy the c-conscioussness and other stalkers so you deal with that stalker

[orchid scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703767956030750790/722576891537522739/41924145_730913963911615_2124336553118400512_o.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703767956030750790/722577894559449098/2018-07-14_21_03_13-.png

[thorny umbra]

What happened to Comrade

[modern lake]

that's scary how your being stalked by your ex but seriously I'm trying to destroy the c-conscioussness and other stalkers so you deal with that stalker
r/stalker in a nutshell

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-love-marijuana-alien-out-of-this-world-gif-16841276

[thorny umbra]

Why is this alien back from like a Dozen memes ago

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/681574411530272768/6YkwaMmHdIU.png

[muted marten]

Wonder what mutant that is

[faint marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682153898722590741/722745627376877639/IMG_20200617_123023.jpg

[frozen cargo]

stalker
remaster
If we're talking about the same thing...
Le stolen content has arrived

[muted marten]

No Nettle

Not that one

[bold hedge]

stalker remaster

[gusty flame]

deadly anomalies

[muted marten]

Dangerous mutants

[night barn]

Anarchists and Bandits

[weak crest]

None of them

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

no no no, I said nothing(

[fleet fog]

will stop doo doo

on our triumphant mach

[muted marten]

Towards vicroy

[fleet fog]

tuwarts making toilet splashes

[weak crest]

towards saving the rep of our faction, not the world

freedom scammed me

[muted marten]

Rep should've died the moment that the god damn founder of it got lost in an spatial anomaly and died

[weak crest]

😄

[fleet fog]

MonoLIT 🔥

[weak crest]

Voronin its me! reddit post by u/stalker_vanguard

if sending the pic is a problem I might aswell give the link if thats ok... not stealing the memes just showing them

not stealing the memes just showing them

@muted marten be like: 100% illusion

[muted marten]

Wot

Why would I care if you reposted a meme

Half the memes here are taken from reddit and without credit, nobody cares tbh lol

[weak crest]

BRUH and I give credit

[muted marten]

Same way that memes from here make it to reddit without credit most of the time

Yeah I know

I'm saying that it doesn't matter if you do or don't lol

[weak crest]

aye

and if someone does care then hes putting a watermark on it

[weak crest]

that dog wearly doesnt add anything doe

[frozen cargo]

it's just sometimes used by Russians so why not

[weak crest]

@frozen cargo what mod

for all we know it could easily be a bug

[night barn]

Nah

Look at the textures

[frozen cargo]

I don't know lmao
Stalker 2k maybe?

[sweet axle]

I think what you mean

is Who would win A Gnome in a robe or a Stabby boi

[weak crest]

nope

its a burer

and he didn't make the meme

[wintry lark]

https://youtu.be/N3oPnXL_JyI

[cinder urchin]

jesus do be speaking facts

[vast marten]

[stray elm]

Imagine Sidorovich drives a Dacia Sandero.

Or Honda Civic 2001

[muted marten]

I find it hard to imagine him fitting in a Civic

Let alone getting one

[minor wolf]

Inb4 no swearing

[weak crest]

its an image

[lime hemlock]

Monolith forces approaching the barrier with RPGs be like

[weak crest]

above is cringe 😡😡😡😡

[weak crest]

😡😡😡😡

[stable mirage]

😎

[lime hemlock]

[fleet fog]

[rustic ether]

poop

[fleet fog]

👟 👟

broke

[fleet fog]

This f||ri||cking meme again...

[solar lagoon]

Friend’s I have once again made the lowest tier meme garbage there is to offer

[fleet fog]

I am spy-spy tf2

[fleet fog]

Freedom is lazy

Duty is strict

I choose Ecologist

[solar lagoon]

I choose freedom (:

drug funny lol

[undone cypress]

freedom sucks

[restive moon]

I choose Bangladesh toilet service

[minor wolf]

Staaaalkeeeer

[analog yoke]

best radio

[rustic ether]

I dont know which moron chose to make this stereotype about Freedom but its starting to get dumb

[vast marten]

Freedom stupid
**Monolith sucks **👍

[graceful fox]

Clear Sky more nerdy than Ecologists

[solar lagoon]

I feel like the STALKER factions are an unintentional political compass

does anyone have that one image of all the factions on said political compass

[manic totem]

If you want I could make a compass of where I think the factions would stand on

[fresh girder]

Kirla

[analog yoke]

got it

not based at all

[muted marten]

[analog yoke]

gosh, i love those combat vests mercenaries have

[muted marten]

I love Sid's jacket

[plain hornet]

Yeah, where can you get those?

[analog yoke]

in SOC its the mercenary suit

plenty of them everywhere

[weak crest]

ironic how thats also the duty probaganda voice

[analog yoke]

[gentle parrot]

[lone wasp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvY_EnKGyk

[weak crest]

@analog yoke this is my Faction Rating

1. Clear sky (dead)
2. Freedom
3. Duty
4. Army
5. Monolith
6. Bandits
   and the worst 7. Mercenaries

[muted marten]

You missed like 3 factions

[weak crest]

@lone wasp weeb dies from emission or Chimera ripped out her face
I swear to god if any bandits got horny on her I swear I am gonna beg Voronin to assault you

@muted marten you mean the cut ones?
b

[muted marten]

No

[weak crest]

aha I forgot to mention
stalkers
reason is I dont think they are much of a faction

[analog yoke]

ecologists for instance

[muted marten]

Renegades, Ecologists, Free Stalkers

[weak crest]

stalkers... well I dunno they dont seem much of a faction but I could put them on 2
cant say duty is 1 coz that would be pathetic

[analog yoke]

but i gotta agree: duty, freedom and CS are the most substantial ones

[weak crest]

1. Clear sky (dead)
   2: Stalkers
2. Freedom
3. Duty
4. Ecologists
5. Army
6. Monolith
7. Bandits
   and the worst 9. Mercenaries

Reason why I hate Mercenaries so much because they seem pathetic to me
I would rather spare a Freedomer than them

they are just worse bandits but better than renegades coz you know renegades are the worst faction in strength

[muted marten]

They are literally troops hired to kill

[analog yoke]

i disagree with the strength part

[muted marten]

Not sure how they are worse than bandits but aight

[weak crest]

1. Monolith
2. Clear Sky
3. Ecologists
4. Freedom
5. Duty
6. Mercenaries
7. Loners
8. Bandits
9. Military

I don't really hate any of the factions, but I do prefer some over the others

[analog yoke]

you cant really calculate the stregth of mercenaries since little is known about them

[weak crest]

@weak crest is that in strength
just asking not coz duty is on 5

Nah, fav factions)

aha ok

[muted marten]

Technically mercenaries are the strongest faction due to how many of them there are, it just matters if you count the ones in the zone or not

[weak crest]

Yeah, possibly

yes numbers dont count mean strength either

yeah, look at bandits.

like last time 7 days ago I think when I raided Army warehouse base yes the duty base with all dutyers I took were... 53 or 51 and Freedom would have more but whatever
and none died because I had the immortal companions addon...
I use it coz I have 3 companions I care about

[analog yoke]

its really about positioning in the zone, and the factions "specialization", as in what their goals and preys are

[weak crest]

Duty is just mercs but not cut throats
like the zone mercs
well private illegall I think too army are mercs but duty... well its in the zone so I dont think they are illegall coz why?

all factions are cool in their own way,

      CHANGE MY MIND

(u cant btw)

ok

[analog yoke]

thats pretty much the holy truth, data

[weak crest]

yeah, you can't deny it

[analog yoke]

i like them all

[weak crest]

Even the god damn renegades possibly

[analog yoke]

probably least

[weak crest]

but yeah, probably least cool from all, like they are not really unique

Except the logo, it looks good

@night barn last time you asked me if I believe zone can be destroyed right
I would say yes for 45% but I woulds till believe if no coz you can't just wipe out the zone and turn into dirt
Maybe what duty means is eliminate all mutants till their extinction

[analog yoke]

renegade logo iz gud

[weak crest]

last time you asked me if I believe zone can be destroyed right
I would say yes for 45% but I woulds till believe if no coz you can't just wipe out the zone and turn into dirt
Maybe what duty means is eliminate all mutants till their extinction
Probably.

renegade logo iz gud
True

yeah but everytime duty kills a mutant more come this is what Chekhov said in cs

Worst logo award goes to... Duty

Best logo award goes to.... Clear Sky

[analog yoke]

how about no

[muted marten]

Military logo is meh

Eco is meh

Merc is meh

(imo)

[analog yoke]

merc is worst

[weak crest]

oh yeah, forgot military, military worst

Merc is a god damn eagle, how can it be bad

[muted marten]

By looking bad

[analog yoke]

military has the most neutral one, because its an actuall army patch

[weak crest]

I seen a meme from @solar lagoon about sin faction the cut one and I really feel bad saying this but maybe they generate the mutants and stay hidden?

[muted marten]

Mf what

[weak crest]

you know the sin girlfriend meme from reddit

[muted marten]

Yeah I get the meme

[solar lagoon]

YeH

[muted marten]

What's w the mutant crap though

That's Lost Alpha lore

[weak crest]

Just saying thats all

[muted marten]

Non canon in any way

[solar lagoon]

They dont make mutants I thought the c-con did

[muted marten]

C-con gf next?

[weak crest]

But y'all have to agree that the Clear Sky faction logo is very good looking

[frozen cargo]

it depends

[solar lagoon]

Maybe

[muted marten]

Reddit gon' be angry again

[solar lagoon]

It is

[frozen cargo]

some mutants are "natural" and some C-Con made

[weak crest]

hmmm if its true maybe Strelok did actually destroyed it...

[solar lagoon]

Well once the mutants were made I’m sure they bred naturally without the c-con’s help

[weak crest]

@frozen cargo lemme guess which
Burer
Phantom aint that a cut mutant? I mean the other one not the ghost like one and also I forgot the name :/ Chimera what else........ Controller rodents and a blood sucker

[frozen cargo]

uhhh

pseudogiant, burer, poltergeist and contoller for sure

[muted marten]

Izlom despite being cut

[weak crest]

the phantom I mean is the one... a flying one I think I seen it in Bori4ello drunker 3 vid

[frozen cargo]

chimera can be natural

[muted marten]

Literally take humanoid looking and non humanoid looking ones and you got your answers for the most part

Albeit speculation

[weak crest]

that it tried to take over a monolith but he uno reverse card and yeeted it with the spas

9/10
10/10
7/10
8/10
5/10
8/10
8/10
8/10
4/10

Pretty much my opinion on all the faction logos

[frozen cargo]

Izlom can be natural actually

[weak crest]

@weak crest i would say tahts a good rating

opinion rating

[muted marten]

Wasn't smth about Izlom docs saying how they were people tested upon

[frozen cargo]

i don't like bandit logo, it's just generic bad faction logo

[muted marten]

And the zombie ones were non tested regulars

[weak crest]

Bandit logo is very simple

[frozen cargo]

also old scientist logo > new one

[muted marten]

Imo the Mercenary logo is too high

Old Monolith logo

[weak crest]

O p i n i o n

[analog yoke]

fleshes will sometimes run away from you

[muted marten]

Fleshes are piggies

[analog yoke]

in fear

[weak crest]

5/10
10/10
7/10
8/10
6/10
3/10
8/10
8/10
5/10
this is mine

sometimes i will run away from fleshes in fear

5/10
10/10
7/10
8/10
6/10
3/10
8/10
8/10
5/10
this is mine

Yeah, fair enough

[muted marten]

What do you like so much about the CS one exactly

Bright blue

?

[analog yoke]

b||lea||ch boy @weak crest

[weak crest]

Shape, the design of what's shown and colors

I like the CS one over the brown one ngl

I mean, I legit have one irl 😂

What can I say about weak mutants...
I dont know what to say about the psy-dog and pseudodog coz I think they were just mutated not made
I mean if i would see a mutant cat or a blind dog I would shoot sure but they aren't hells creation
just because they look like a abomination doesn't mean they are a beast

flesh
wiki said its a mutated pig
boars they attack on sight coz they are mutated coz why would they attack

mOWOlith

...................... the OWO
oh god not that meme...

[muted marten]

UwU

[weak crest]

mOНOlit

my friend hates UwU and OwO

if so, send him this meme

he would probably kill you for that

[muted marten]

Sure

[weak crest]

@weak crest I KNOW WHICH YOU MEAN sorry for caps lol

))

wait... I sent him this one
oh good I thought you mean the monolith weeb with the... white... nvm

nah nah, the video

yeah I sent him this I said to him watch till the end

"monolith weeb with the white"

long time ago

@weak crest I knew you gonna know what I mean
I seen that meme and everytime I see it I honestly cry from fear not really but it still scares me

I woudln't mind the OwO but... whatever

)

@muted marten
Make your own ranking

/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10

[muted marten]

No

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/leslieknope-denial-amy-poehler-nothappening-mad-gif-4972109

person below me likes Renegades

[analog yoke]

does it make sense for monolith to have a patch?

[weak crest]

Wdym?

Why not?

[analog yoke]

i always found monolith weird anyways, where are they getting all the equipment?

[weak crest]

@alpine patrol https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/719524764569436191/1530665039541.jpg I dread over this

[sage zealot]

10/10 | 10/10
7/10
5/10 | 5/10
4/10 | 4/10
3/10
2/10

[weak crest]

No Data... this is the meme I meant

3/10

High on weed today, aren't we?

posted by flushed

[analog yoke]

custom patches for an army of almost brainwashed zombies

[weak crest]

eh, opinion is opinion

[muted marten]

I'd probs agree with most of what Sean wrote except for the Mercs

[sage zealot]

that's only cause im merc gang murica

:P

[weak crest]

question why there is no ak 47 in the zone? there is only ak 74 green in the zone

[muted marten]

Because copyright

[weak crest]

cause AK47 is unreliable and outdated and copyright and I keep editing this and I will never stop

and why stalker is another game to have made up gun names
and also Copyright... I know what you mean but why ak copyrighted?

[sage zealot]

cause the people who made the gun, have a copyright on the guns name

[muted marten]

and why stalker is another game to have made up gun names
Copyright

There's a copyright on most things in the world

So you pay a license to use the names

If not, you make up your own

[sage zealot]

there is even a copyright on the red cross

[weak crest]

._.

[sage zealot]

they hate people using it in video games with a passion

[weak crest]

Gotta start copyrighting the use of words to raise some stonks

[sage zealot]

not the use of words

the use of words that generates income

[night barn]

Kinda X

The Zone is bigger than just Mutants

Anyways

Ratings

[weak crest]

crimson rate the faction logos)

/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10
/10

here is the template

[muted marten]

Tf you think he's doing

[sage zealot]

^

[night barn]

Ah, we rating logo quality?

[muted marten]

Yes

[weak crest]

Nah, your opinion on the looks of it

[muted marten]

Yeah so logo quality

[night barn]

Logo quality

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-wazowski-cursed-terror-moving-move-gif-16644513

@weak crest this is the ucr cmod's avatar

[sage zealot]

[night barn]

Well see, it's a bit hard, due to some having multiple logos

[weak crest]

and also I dont get one thing.... if cop is the best stalker game why the rating is lower than soc?

[night barn]

Like the Monolith, Ecos and Military

[muted marten]

Rating the ones in the server

[weak crest]

Just rate the one in the emoji

[night barn]

Wilco

[weak crest]

SOC is actually my favorite game in the franchise not coz of the score but because of richness of the story from all stalker games

[muted marten]

and also I dont get one thing.... if cop is the best stalker game why the rating is lower than soc?
Rating is 10/10 for both on steam

[weak crest]

CS is my favorite ngl

[sage zealot]

multiple logos?

[muted marten]

You also have to realise that there is no best game

[night barn]

: 3
:6
: 7
: 5
: 6
: 8
: 9
: 7
: 4
: 5

[muted marten]

Let alone the reviews were made over 10 years ago

[sage zealot]

NO

[weak crest]

oh damn, forgot renegades

[sage zealot]

Why why why x(

[weak crest]

not sure if cs dropped that but cop didn't coz you had 2 ending to choose
I never seen a ending were you stay in the zone but what happens in that ending if you choose to stay? you die?

[sage zealot]

put your top number on top, and lowest on bottom wahhh

[night barn]

Kek

[weak crest]

not in the ending but ingame

all logos bad to crimson

[night barn]

I put them in the patches in the order of the roles on STOC

Nah

There are some good ones

[weak crest]

what happens to Alex if you choose to stay in zone?@night barn

[night barn]

Renegades have the best patch, though

Oh

Freeplay

[weak crest]

wait really?!

[night barn]

Aye

[sage zealot]

Crimson's List:
: 9
: 8
: 7 | : 7
:6 | : 6
: 5 | : 5
: 4
: 3

here I fixed that for you

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Personally not a huge fan of the Renegade one

[night barn]

Ouch

[sage zealot]

monolith oh monolith oh monolith, why have you forsaken us

I totally forgot to add sin to my list :o

[night barn]

I really don't like the Monolith one

[sage zealot]

oh wait

[night barn]

Never knew why they switched it to a worse patch

[weak crest]

this is Crimson's dream logo I guess

[sage zealot]

we were rating the patches themself?

[weak crest]

😂

[night barn]

We are, yeah

[sage zealot]

whoops

[night barn]

I also thought we were rating factions

So I asked to be sure

But yeah

[sage zealot]

tbh, I feel its like picking your sports team anyways

[night barn]

IF the actual Monolith patch was on this server, I would give that a 10

Renegades second place

[sage zealot]

the more you like a faction itself, the more you will prolly like the patch :p

[weak crest]

Crimson, you don't like the CS Monolith patch?

[night barn]

I don't

The actual patch is way better

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349

[night barn]

Too bad GSC believed that the CS patch is the actual patch in CoP

[muted marten]

We weren't Crimson

[sage zealot]

hmm, my list actually lines up with how much I like the patches

[weak crest]

can I post the monolith prayer?

[muted marten]

Yeah?

[night barn]

We weren't Crimson

Bruh, make up your mind

[sage zealot]

weird you would ask for permission to do that :o

[muted marten]

we were rating the patches themself?
We are, yeah

Refering to this

Ok nvm

[weak crest]

yeah, that was too long

[muted marten]

Just gonna delete to not flood what I said

[night barn]

Okay

[muted marten]

Anyway Crimson, we were rating the emojis like said

[night barn]

Wa's we's ratin'

Yeah, that's what I said

[muted marten]

You said patches

[night barn]

Yes

They're patches

[muted marten]

Patches would mean the old Monolith one

[weak crest]

Logo in the emoji

[night barn]

Nah

[muted marten]

And Eco and stuff

[night barn]

I know

And I didn't include those

Crimson's List:
: 9
: 8
: 7 | : 7
:6 | : 6
: 5 | : 5
: 4
: 3
@sage zealot

[muted marten]

Good

[weak crest]

Oh, Monolith!
You are our destiny.
And we are brothers.
We are brothers of the Monolith's Light.
We shall die for Your cause.
We shall die in Your name.
We shall die for Your Light.
Death is only the beginning.
We march with Your name on our lips, oh Monolith!

[night barn]

Sorry for the ping

[sage zealot]

[weak crest]

😄

[sage zealot]

im j/k I don't mind

but I like that emoji xd

[weak crest]

funny emoji)

[muted marten]

Agreed Sean

[night barn]

Anyways, yeah

Renegades best patch on here

[weak crest]

I like Renegades logo, it looks epic

[muted marten]

Meh

[sage zealot]

you know, I kinda agree that maybe... perhaps merc logo could use a new look

[night barn]

Tweeter logo

[weak crest]

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Freedom one also kinda sucks

[sage zealot]

:)

[weak crest]

AAAAA

[night barn]

You're breaking my heart

[weak crest]

I like Freedom logo

[muted marten]

That spinning gif is good tho

[weak crest]

Abbreviations & Time-To-Beat
Assuming full story + some side quests completed, with no free-play/replaying:

Shadow of Chernobyl (SoC) ≈ 32 hours
Clear Sky (CS) ≈ 16 hours
Call of Pripyat (CoP) ≈ 19 hours
These are stats from one of the subreddit moderators. Alternatively, check

a reddit post
this is the reason why SOC is my favorite

[muted marten]

Ok and?

[night barn]

But yeah, everything is better than the new Monolith patch

[weak crest]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-wazowski-monsters-inc-gif-11229839 @night barn

[muted marten]

It seems like you base your opinion based off of others opinions

Aka not even forming your own

[sage zealot]

I like hoarding

[night barn]

[sage zealot]

[weak crest]

haha 1 server in the server list go brrrr

[muted marten]

Can make it 0 again

[weak crest]

[muted marten]

🙂

[vast marten]

[weak crest]

🤠

[graceful fox]

@night barn So that is why you wanted me to play as a Renegade in Anomaly last time

[muted marten]

I did but ok

[graceful fox]

you rated them 9

[weak crest]

LOGO, NOT FACTION

[graceful fox]

Well, both of you wanted to actually

[night barn]

I mean, are we going to rate the ideology and doings of factions?

[muted marten]

Might as well

[night barn]

All factions we know something about?

[muted marten]

If you want to do it like that sure

[night barn]

Shamans: 9
: 8
: 7
: 7
: 7
: 6
Diggers: 6
: 5
: 4
Hunters: 4
: 3
: 3
: 2

[muted marten]

So you mention Shamans but not the famous Diggers smh

[night barn]

"Black"

Bruh

[weak crest]

black? more like ni||mble||

[muted marten]

Wait was black not in their name?

[night barn]

No

[muted marten]

Is only the underground location w black then?

[night barn]

That black part is cut

[muted marten]

Ik about the location being cut

[night barn]

In-game, they just say "diggers"

[muted marten]

Yeah nvm

[night barn]

Not sure if I should add Neutrals, despite not being neutral

[muted marten]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[night barn]

This isn't an accurate depiction either, due to me being limited to the 1 to 10 scale

[muted marten]

Can go by %

[minor wolf]

@muted marten
Make your own ranking
6/10
/10
8/10
7 /10
4 /10
5/10
6/10
3/10
4/10

[muted marten]

I'll pass

[minor wolf]

wait I scrolled up, is this about faction logos (I judged by ideals etc.)

[muted marten]

It was about logos yeah, Crimson just did his with ideals though

[minor wolf]

Gonna rate in another way soon, and what in the love of god is that reddit post

CS in 16h? I guarantee you're gonna get raped by mono

[muted marten]

That's not even a post, it's just smth taken from a website supposedly saiyng how long it takes to finish a game

Probably skimmed through a bit to get 16h

[minor wolf]

Eh... I wouldn't trust that

[muted marten]

Neither

[minor wolf]

Anyways, now for patch ratings...