#🤨┃stalker_memes
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hates cheeki breeki jokes with a passion
the loner gf is just old man sidor
Renegade one will just rob you dry before shanking you I guess
it's a trap
Is really dirty
boypuss
Poor Shrek
it do be good anyway
And a lil funny moustache man moustache
represents them very well
I was tryna do a gas mask I can draw gas masks for jacksquat
I can't draw anything past a straight line
I suck a drawing
Military one might be making a sandwich
“This is not what I signed up for”
I expect Monothot one to have a similar face to this somehow
Probably
Whats next?
neat, making a sandwich while saying "free"
i'm full incel today
had to shoot that "couch interview" with Sidor
dw it's your thing after all, we are here just throwing random ideas
can someone pin the gf images?
My images pinned on the STALKER discord server? I’d be honored
its gonna be a pain to find them in this text mess. i was gonna mention first asking you, but you seem positive about it. 
haha guys cheeki breeki XD
Chook Brook
shoots anything that moves
pkm goes brrr
i just customized my AR like it’s black ops 2
brrrrrrr
friends with Vova? bet that demon made moves with her
“Hey baby you know my PKM isnt the only thing that’s BIG and POWERFUL”
“Vova piss off I’m on patrol”
No #SoftGirl Ecologist GF why live
Oh god another spelling error
now that sawn off is the good stuff
And a merc
where is monolith
Doing it rn
okay
Finished
that’s all 9 factions GF’ized
I want my metal and a content creator role now thank you.

oh hell yea
#📸┃screens_and_videos be like
Greatly done the waffle of oz you got most factions down
just say that she is the most forgettable and you are done.
There’s also
Military stalkers
Spetsnaz
Security service of Ukraine
But I count them all as part of the military faction
Gearing up for a trip into Pripyat
not enough
Oh god renegades. Wouldnt they just be like bandits but more degenerative?
Yeah uhhhh will I get my posts removed if I dump them all onto reddit for spam
Oh okay. I didnt want to put them all on there at once and have some salty mod get rid of them for repetitiveness
The worst that would possibly happen is the bot cucking you over for “spam”, but other than that everything should be fine
no offense
None taken since the description doesn't fit me 
Heck, I was even a candidate for the idea of making more lmao
I’ve had bad experiences with reddit mods
I ain't a reddit one soooo
Maybe put them all in 1 big image if you get screwed over
Reddit okay
I know haha reddit bad ifunny good or something idc I just have had bad experiences with reddit
Had a nerd defend elon musk’s cobalt mining operations in the congo where there is unregulated child labor
ifunniers
it’s not true both are equally bad
I've only seen ifunny memes
Where I've used reddit I only tried to help others out by replying to questions or smth so I haven't had much of a bad experience myself
Other than that I don't use it
Only recently sort of started to tbh
Bruh
That is so douchey
Of the mods that is
I personally know a reddit moderator for R/Dankmemes and his pretension is so dense it can cause a black hole
since he scrolls and flags posts he’s developed a god complex and became the ultimate judge on what’s funny or not
idk I think that was a funny kek or something idk
Based and dankpilled
Maybe, I honestly dont use any other chat
true
Article 13?

GO OUT THERE AND BE A HERO
i will
Oh my god really?
Who the actual frick cares. Sorry I sullied your forums Mr. Joe Redditor
N-n-n-n-not muh stalker reddit!!
Aye that's me
That you
Wonder if he's gonna reply
Idrc if he does. He’s just the average redditor
I wanna see him angery
“Noooo you cant post memes that are slightly similar on my subreddit you’re ruining my experience!!!”
Now that's a reddit moment
Nice
Them upvotes saiyng otherwise tho kek
Wholesome 0 not Keanu Chungus moment
Guess my humor is just trash for loving htose memes
Freedom-Chan was the first one
Why you sad
Give
As usual
BaNdIt DiAlOgUe
I'm also getting sick of it
i killed hip
Sick of seeing freedom smash mutant stuff, or saying bandit dialogue
Good
About time
Both, actually
it took 3 gauss shots to the face
It lmfao
it isnt human
Both, actually
I imagine you being sick of the reminder stuff as well
İT FOUQNE TOOK 3 GAUUS SHOTS TO THE FACE
agreed
They don't have to listen to the audience
stfu simp
They simpin
Did they actually ask for it, though?
simpin to get sum hip coochie
Plus Hip getting more HP than others
BURN DOWN DUTY
duty allows women into there ranks according to an pda log
Bruh?
bruh
look at this smooth criminal
That poster only applies to black cats
I bet you say that to every man who gives you a can of tuna
nicat
you know the pda log like the dutier meet this one person and they were actually a women in duty therefore duty must allow women into there ranks yes?
Anomaly?
No
There's no such log
Yes, he did
Got a screenshot of it or smth, Aderoj?
ew
Everyone knows they don't like it
Okay
I got trolled, I guess?
Even though I knew that the log didn't exist
women in the zone ?
most people assume that there are no women in the zone. This is untrue as women do not exist at all in the STALKER universe. Humans merely reproduce asexually through mitosis.
This is canon.
Okay
I know its from a video I aint trying to cover it up
Is this real? 
You see, even DJ Blinman preffers a good faction))
Bruh
lol I am happy
Do you actually listen to hardbass?
yeah I do

Non hardbass artists > all hardbass artists
these are hardbasses I like
And where is "Beat for Beat 2019"? 
There is Polish Hardbass too from Alan Aztec and I also Listen to AK 50
if anyone watches slav-wannabe Brandon Herrera then you know what AK 50 is
Geoxor > every other music producer 😂
I aint trying to proving myself slav just saying.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Although I do come from Poland
Uamees non slav related songs are good
Beat for Beat 2019), Duck
@rustic ether I never understood some hardbasses of Alan Aztec...
its about Oktoberfest hardbass and PartyBunker they are good
Srsly, I liked hardbass, but now I realized how little melody it has and how it's just beats
Lol
The songs I liked went like this:
Dubstep - melody+beat
Hardbass - epic beat
Synthwave - epic melody
Dubstep again
legit, 3 genres for 5 years 
Dutyer to zone weebs: hate: 100%
Also Dutyer to zone weebs: Duty Weeb Hate: 0%

aha I am a dutyer .... I know you can realise since I said my faction... I swear I aint simping
Simp
haha hardbass go BEAT sounds BEAT sounds BEAT sounds BEAT sounds BEAT sounds BEAT sounds
Freedom: Virgin AR guys
Duty: Chad AK guys
^
Ok
Haha Muzak goes You hear faint, smooth background music in the distance, which enriches the environment.
laughs in grenade launcher
i see the stalker gf's have been deployed?
STALKER gf’s have invaded the zone
Seems like some people even want more, improved versions
Then there's that one guy lmao
Lmao I expected this for the Monolith gf at first, someone actually made it
i like holy r o c c
@barren geyser go to memes
CUM
Shoot where
Oh snap. What have I done
Perfection
Me in a week milking the whole GF: “Uhhh... Uh... sultan gf..? Yeah! That’ll knock em dead!”
“Oh oh I know! [insert cut mutant] gf here will work!”
Who would've thought that a simple reddit drawing and a suggestion would make the community so interested in a meme overnight
I think the gf part adds a lot to it
I think some people are actually simping for them
Wait...are you not? 
Lmfao
That actually brings up a good question. What would happen if a baby was born in a psi-wave?
Is it automatically born monolith? Or does it zombify from the shock of being bombarded by voices
Probably goes insane growing up
braindead by age 10? This is kind of a morbid discussion
Because the psi waves DO take a toll on your nervous system right?
or do they adapt because they were born in it
Probably a bit of both
you definitely started something waffle
ᓭ.ℸ ̣.ᔑ.ꖎ.ꖌ.ᒷ.∷.
@solar lagoon sorry for the constant pings, but bandit gf out kek
Wym the fan art?
Oh epic
Oh rip
Gonna guess that it's gonna get reuploaded sooner or later, but you can still see it in #🟢-reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/gz2vg2/bandit_gf_inspired_by_uthewaffleofoz_memes_lewd/ @solar lagoon wonder how many fans you got now lmao
I saw
d o
Lemme just put this out here...
||Anomaly is the best stalker dating sim out there||
no doubt brother
i must get in the mood for the pooppost, have not drawn anything stalker related in a long time
no 
Darn
i have a very cartoony art style
I've the stickman style
I have made a few more
Post
Sin one is a true goth gf
Original goth gf
Time to get 500 more karma each
Should I post them or do you think people will get pissed
I dont want to send the message that I’m just farming karma
I'd say post them
Considering they have over 200 upvotes each, I think people like them
Only really that one guy who hated them
that would be a total win in my book
Sin gf is my fav, i ❤️ goth girls
I already left a nice comment under that one
this dude is grinding karma, genius
I’m not trying to I just wanna make the GF memes ppeople ask me to make

Imagine getting smack talked by the same people who requested more of your work
Pretty kek if you ask me
Shaman gf when?
Forester GF
Who knows
The chalice has been stolen
But before that, you're gonna drag it's half deceased corpse across an anomaly field in front of every single person willing to watch
@solar lagoon
The picture about Zone girlfiends the zombified one and sin one was from reedit and this duty girlfriend image is from reddit too
What
O_O OK I JUST REALISED SOMETHING AND DELETING IT WASNT EVEN WORTH IT BECUASE MODS MIGHT HAVE LOGS
We don't have the brain cells to understand his message
Yeah those are my posts
I AM A MORON. I JUST REALIZED YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME :/
I thought you just put them off reddit but now I realised these are yours!
I only sent duty and freedom gf pics and I admit these are from@solar lagoon
brolio momento
I see you missed the joke as well
no! I didnt mean to steal it from u/Thewaffleofoz

sounds like a piece of rubber being rubbed up against another piece of rubber
scratching a chalk board
yes I do
do it again
OH MY LORD
oh good lord
Lol
SIDOROVICH NO!
HE EATING PIZZA
Ohhh I thought it was a different P word

Epic man
We need stonks emoji
Me get orange triangles. Dopamine go brrrrrr
I wonder what the average is brb gonna find out
Rip this dude actually posting art
Also that's not all of them so hold up
There
My average orange triangles per post was 533 if we round to the nearest tenth
It's arrows*************************************************
Wow discord just messed it up for me
haha my average orange traingle was not enough karma to post pretty much anywhere
Upvote and downvote buttons
Triangles
Arrows
There are literally free karma subreddits
How was I supposed to know that lmao
Triangles
TRIANGLES
Doritos
squares 
Space ships
Also, how the hell is Reddit social media
Christmas tree
You socialize with people there? Yes. It's social media)
Dodecahedron 
No?

Since when do people socialize on reddit lmao
You post something and get trashed on for the next month
That as well
well I mean, sure I guess
Reddit is closer to forums
-warn @weak crest Rule 3
Again..
I just don't use Reddit, cause I have no reason to do so
69 big chungus nice keanu reeves breathtaking elon musk wholesome give me my goshdarn orangle TRIANGLES
Punishment(s) Za Monolit#6443: 730429483294736 submitted successfully.

-warn @night barn Hurting my feelings
)))
darn
😢
Orange... triangles... dopamiiiiinnneee!!!!
AAAAAAA
Blue triangle next time

NO NO NOT THE BLUE TRIANGLE!!!
😂



-warn @muted marten warning No Data who warned him with a warning
😂
NOOOOOOOO
🔽

Thank you for that one

-warn @muted marten im кoole

куol
Каналы местами поменялись:)
так ли это 
found this on the tarkov discord :((((
Pretty messed up of them

not cool ;<
Yes.
ok but they would only have double barrels and pms
the meme is fake
bandits dont have access to weaponry like that
Bandit weapon
bandit weapon
BANDIT WEAPON
stop flexing with that exo on those homeless pepole
But he is flexing his guitar
fair enough
Look at him
George 😳
George Brave

I don't know what the first word ("миру") means- For the world
Mir is also peace
Ugh

Ah, thanks a lot
of course
My CoC character tripping balls in the Jupiter tunnels after a snork tore his SEVA suit apart
Those are some strong shrooms my guy
what did I just witness
You witnessed My CoC character tripping balls in the Jupiter tunnels after a snork tore his SEVA suit apart
Dont tell sid. We’re bootlegging our own artifacts.
Uh oh
sid is many anger and dissapoint
Nice
duty when someone says "doody"
I did it boys, on Master
The way the developer intended
Thats how we differentiate men from boys

madlad
i only play on master
masochist
and I am duty :/
I feel bad I accepted to wipe the bloodsucker out of existance
the quatermaster at Aprogrom has no a guard :)
I got drunk
nothing useful
ответ батону из S2
i found this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaOXHJEBGiQ
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Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 黄金の風)
i absolutely love it
Когда в моде забыл сохраниться, а ты зашел далеко с того момента когда сохранился:
VSS Macarov
its perfect
@night barn hey dude
change ur pfp to this
@prime stirrup
Son: Could I get a VP-70?
Mom: We already have VP-70 at home
VP-70 at home:
Sorry for not uploading... I was uhh... busy.
And sorry for the reupload lmao.
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Lovely, innit?
Наёмники вышли за пределы зоны, и обосновались в Воронеже

that game is dead







i downloaded the picture and named it "boner material"
Wonder what I've seen that GF meme 
yes i know m8, cant i repost ?
You can lol
#📡-suggest_a_mod ; - ;

pog
POG
pog
pog
very cool
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/626155246669922316/Furry_alert.png
ainsley bro, that political compass is one of the best memes i've seen in a while 
this is what will happen to duty members if they keep exist
(guys chill its not real, its from "legend returns" its the ecologist's face that we helped in SoC)
It’s real, I saw the original photo, there woman took leather off her face
not canon 
ay dude its kruglov

well it was in the game so i screenshot it
it was in the game
lol imagine a game about chernobyl where you have to kill people to advance but in their discord server "pls no swear"
but not insult
Someone got offended 
probably collector
Does it translate to something like Go to radar without a Psi-helmet?
something along the lines of "when you go to radar without psi-protection"
Yeah
Kek

arrivederci
@night barn I would rather kill flint/Magpie than Chekhov
aha also its a reddit post as well
chuckle
by u/Mangooi
Crimson gon hate that meme just 'cause of Strelok
wait really? he hates Strelok?
Sort of
why?
Cool
I'll let him explain it

you can still tell me
maybe
Change him to Freedom then explain 
Hermit
Freedom wants to turn it into an amusement park
Clear Sky and Freedom respect the Zone and wish to co-exist with it, but they're still having trouble
Not Loki's

I wonder what happened with Clear Sky to give them troubles 
You're currently contradicting yourself
Renenig-

Or renegays I mean

Degenegades
@night barn well if its possible
I believe the mutant race should be destroyed but how this is the anwser
not like bombing the whole aprogrom underground and expect the mutants to be gone
like Chehkov said I hate that guy more duty kills more mutants come
@night barn And if zone cant be destroyed it doesnt make me leave duty
And Strielop ties with duty right?
I am a dutyer and I want the zone gone I wouldnt be so retarded about the zone
the only mutants I dont mind are Dogs and Cats
Exactly
So there's no point in telling you
the only mutants I dont mind are Dogs and Cats
See, this is just what I meant when I said you weren't a Dutyer
btw is giorno a femboi ?
btw

Because the finale (episode 39) of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 airs on Sunday, I wanted to make something special before it came out so here ya go. Requiem vs. King Crimson epic battle royale incoming!
This should've been Traitor's Requiem v3, it just works.
This is a ...
he is shooting up a furry convention thats why

i wouldnt call that joy
Cry some more
I am big worheero

Memes are getting worse and worse these days
2020 really aint a good year.
It's likely getting worse
Yea, its getting overfilled with irony and sarcasm to the point it isnt funny at all.
My sleep paralysis demon after hearing I got paralyzed from the neck down:
i dont want to be a party pooper rn, but try to post stalker-only memes here
Sorry I’ll try to do that
no worries
But Stonehenge is solved
It is?
Stonehenge was made to measure stars, map and path them
The real mystery is how they managed to get the quarried stones there
No marble quarries for thousands of miles
Interesting
This map on TF2 has emissions that will literally kill you
damn
Venice is the map
will it turn you into a zombie tho
@weak crest No, it only kills you
it was a joke lads
sip
Face btw**
What mod is it
legend returns / anomaly
I don't remember Kruglov being in Anomaly
stfu
He isn't in Anomaly
Legend Returns is an addon I think
And what is his face used for
Eating of course
End the word! I will help you, the 2nd letter is u
@alpine patrol Delete the "lol"
😂
poo
call kotletor)
should i really ping him ?
Nyet
Idk, ur choice

here we go
mute me father
-mute @alpine patrol 1h ping without the reason / swearing
Punishment VooV ViiV v2#6549: 731528071806992 submitted successfully.
-mute @weak crest 2h user provocation
Punishment No Data#0979: 731528104943632 submitted successfully.
-search @fleet fog
LOVE YOU GUYS
Oh for Christs sake
Not ban
Stop love people
They'll kill you
Bc they don't care about you
Well, I am not honoring this man anymore for sure
Cause one of my fav dudes got muted for 24 hours
before:
Fraedumb bone bludsuk funy memi
lol
what even
im bored
get a hobby
pog
yeah
thanks
Stalcraft
Ye
Duty and Freedom explaining their ideology and explain why it's good
Crimson^
))
Meanwhile Monolith sit in the corner praying to the монолит not having to deal with any arguments, because they can just kill everyone
And nobody can do anything about it
Except uncles at GSC, they can do everything
Except Ecologists
funded by government
Agreed, all factions have bad
Freedom are a bunch of weedsmokers, Duty is a bunch of thick skulls thinking they can just simply destroy the Zone, Monolith are basically a hive mind, bandits are broke criminals, mercenaries are Americano that ruin the fun for other STALKERs, Ecologists are a bunch of nerds who bark but no bite
What else can I say?
Said nothing about Loners and Clear Sky : - )
Nor military or renegades
s i n
Renegades are basically same as bandits except worse and dont know any other location except swamps
Any news on stalker 3

I meant 2***
Nope
Damn.... well hope everything’s going well with GSC

how you doing comrade crimson? Been a minute since we talked.
I don’t log on much nowadays
Better off, whom are you?
Tired. Working nonstop 14 hours shifts kills me
@ gajunas, just a stalker fan, not really a regular here anymore, just was checking on the status of S2
Mind me asking what was your name before?
It was Ether before
Sorta rings a bell, but memory too loose
Also @ comrade crimson, yeah I barely get time to play games 🙁
Yeah stinks :(
Anyways it was nice see you though.
I may try and get back into CoC, though can’t get AO 3.1 to work and it just crashes, same as anomaly, maybe one day 😅
You could ask in #🔩┃trilogy_modifications
Find out what the problem is
And how to fix it
If you like CoC you may like Call of the Zone
Sorta new mod that's based on CoC kinda
Yeah stinks :(
Anyways it was nice see you though.
I may try and get back into CoC, though can’t get AO 3.1 to work and it just crashes, same as anomaly, maybe one day 😅
Check STCoP, it's better gun mod imo
also Hybrid is a good CoC variation
I’ll make sure!
Hey @ Comrade Crimson#3084, is Saint Jester around anymore?
Whoops didn’t mean to tag hold up
Yeah, he is
Jester and Daizen still here
Nice, yeah I was gonna try out His mod actually, haven’t gotten around to it yet.
Looked fun from what he posted
@here
Didn't work
Anyways
The Monolith have claimed a lot of lives to protect the Monolith, along with them being brainwashed
Duty creates more problems than solving them, actually being counter-productive to their own goals
Freedom wishes to open the Zone for all, bringing more people to the Zone
Free Stalkers are selfish to an extent and only care for adventure or money
Mercs will kill anyone, as long as the price is right
Clear Sky wants to co-exist with the Zone, yet we don't even know if they've heard about Shamans
Bandits try to bleed stalkers dry by taxing them, using loanshark methods, having Stalkers fish artifacts from anomalies, etc.
Renegades will mug and kill anyone for loot
Military also taxes other Stalkers and kill them when they get the order
Ecologists send Stalkers to their death, due to them underestimating the Zone
Shamans do co-exist with the Zone, but they don't fight against those who anger it.
s i n
Sin are basically satanists
b l a c k s l u g s
poggers
This is a list of Factions that are Canon and at least have a little bit of information
Things like Final Day, Dark Stalkers and the UN were skipped
Last Day 
Sorry man, meant Final Day
yeah, I see it. It was only mentioned though
X


Current objective: Survive
Tru

fuq forsen
Saw his video playing yesterday, garbo lmao
we're gonna let it slip this time
lmao
What a total wuss
Bruh?
Hey that isn’t a meme
Neither is this
Ah nuu hand over your rubles nerd hahahaha



He ded

Auttaja is having a seizure I see
As usual
Monolith be like
Join our religion or we'll ||cum inside you and make your anus prolapse||
prettyf unny heeehee ahha


i will post awful cheeki breeki memes tomorrow.
ok.
https://youtu.be/ZPxvGOo3Z7s?t=116 me when I forgot what Wish Granter actually was
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. parody
Видео сделано в программе Garry's mod 13
oh well atleast I tried
Is that animated in Gmod?
#stalker2 #gsc #bartgametv
Шок смотреть всем срочно новый трейлер сталкер 2. Сталкер 2 для геев!

what mod?
Build of "Shadow of Vonyuchka"
Bruh?








