#🤨┃stalker_memes

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night barn
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Since the left side was mirrored

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As I said

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😄

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It may or may not be my bounty

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graceful fox
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Why you put bounty

weak crest
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idk, I have excellent rep

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bruuuuuh

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What I know is that I raided the Freedom base like 3 times ended up getting like a total of 80 patches

graceful fox
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Good money

weak crest
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all of them went to quests

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especially for quests, that is probably the reason

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for like 12 Freedom ones I got 10k from Voronin

graceful fox
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You just killed too many freedomers

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maybe

graceful fox
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It sometimes happens that if you kill just too much of that faction, they could send their best men after you. Or just put a bounty on you

weak crest
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Oh I don't give a crap 😂 What will they do to me? I have a Duty Nosorog Exoskeletal Armor and a Mosin 😂

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lol

weak crest
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Mosin, PM, PPSH > literally all other guns

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Is that anomaly?

weak crest
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Yeah

graceful fox
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Ah, the mod I am playing

weak crest
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very fun, epic mod, right?

graceful fox
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yes

alpine patrol
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what is that?!

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The Stone Mask

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JoJo reference

graceful fox
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Uh oh

hasty pelican
weak crest
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He is attempting to reach the holy Monolith

hasty pelican
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bruh I had to reload a save for him to move

weak crest
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😂

wintry lark
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||To be fair, the Red Forest is rather spooky.||

weak crest
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Agree

modern lake
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Red Forest is neat though yeah_stalk

alpine patrol
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red forest full of gay psy dogs who 1 shot you

undone cypress
orchid scaffold
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Someone add a flesh facing back to Voronin in front of him

analog yoke
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only one thing?

night barn
orchid scaffold
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I mean, I'm too lazy to do anything with it

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So I'm asking someone to do it for me

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Wilco

undone cypress
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okay, add everything what do you want when reposting him lol

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analog yoke
muted marten
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These memes always fail the second someone other than Crimson posts

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Or the second Crimson posts anything after someone else

night barn
analog yoke
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c'mon

muted marten
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analog yoke
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freakin extended loaf of bread dude smile_strelok

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analog yoke
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instant mastapiece

frigid depot
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Looks like a cigar smile_strelok

modern lake
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PMm Gang

modern lake
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PMm Gang

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PMm Gang

undone cypress
alpine patrol
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im hungy

undone cypress
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ur hungary??/

night barn
undone cypress
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smol pp

analog yoke
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bring back krylov!

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modern lake
muted marten
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Mutant waifu

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Those transparent grids are painful

modern lake
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it's part of the charm

night barn
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Covers up a part of the text

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"Killed a member for dropping a frikken gun"

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...I like this

modern lake
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military man

analog yoke
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is good👍🏻

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Incel Freedumb f_freedom, Incel Doo Doo f_duty, Virginigades f_renegades Virgimolith f_monolith, Virgimilitary f_military, Brads f_mercs, (Brad) Bandits f_bandits, Chad Sky f_clearsky, Chloners f_free_stalkers, Thacologists f_eco.

muted marten
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Thotologists

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Forgot renegades aka degenerates btw

fleet fog
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Hold on

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dead meme —> f_bandits

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Kek

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Incel --> Virgin --> Brad --> Chad --> Thad

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f_monolith Monocrap
f_duty Doody
f_freedom Freedumb
f_free_stalkers Moaners
f_clearsky Moody Blues (I don't know anything else)
f_mercs Jerks
f_bandits BANdits
f_renegades Degenerates
f_military Miliscary (Weak)
f_eco Only faction which name can't be made worse

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poggers

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Clear skies? More like lame guys

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lol

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no

night barn
muted marten
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Time to think smth for ecologists

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Because egghead doesn't work apparently

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cooLOLogists

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Scientist or Ecologists

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Sciencrips GWchadLENNYTHINK

night barn
analog yoke
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the science team?

muted marten
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We're looking for trash talking nicknames

analog yoke
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yesyes

muted marten
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Any ideas?

night barn
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Well, I told you about Sciencrips and that other thing

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Not sure about the Military though

muted marten
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That was for Wasp, chief

night barn
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Also yeah if I said my CS suggestion that wouldn't sound too nice kek

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analog yoke
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the militards?

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milifarts 😳

night barn
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I got one

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Not sure if I'm going to say it, though

muted marten
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I approve it

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Dw guys he may say it

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O

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Militranny

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miliredditors

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I feel insulted

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muted marten
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I only use reddit to read leaks cry

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Or answer a question over there once in a while if I actually know smth

undone cypress
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what if bandits are zoomers?

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bandtiktokers

analog yoke
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aw, why you deleted?

weak crest
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bruh

fleet fog
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xaxa zombified anime go brrrr

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Why would it purr like a cat cool_story_sidor_ross

alpine patrol
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cat girl

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😍

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Neko/Awoo=Diet Furries

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neko is just human with sauce

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muted marten
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Ohyes

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Xd

fleet fog
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mOwOlith

muted marten
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@weak crest did you make that Strelok ball?

weak crest
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Yes

muted marten
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Think you could make a Scar one as well? smile_scar

night barn
weak crest
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Yeah, could you send him as jpg file?

muted marten
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In a moment

night barn
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That's a png Crimson

night barn
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Frick

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Here

quasi pagoda
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Sidorovichium
Strelosphere

Now we need Scarprism

weak crest
muted marten
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Nice

analog yoke
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dope

modern lake
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neat, now your ball is owned by the PMm Gang

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@weak crest what? you know I am gonna hit you for that. oh well worse would be if you would be a... anarchist. you can join monolith , bandits or mercs but not freedumb

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I am a Loner smile_degtyarev

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thats what I said I will hit you for that

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worse would be if you would be a anarchist

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Hey Petro, wanna join Freedom?

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lol. everything would be prevented if I didnt seen the duty base in clear sky

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I know I said this but originally I was supposed to join freedom

muted marten
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You wanna change?

weak crest
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no... too late

muted marten
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Meh

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Petro changed, you can too

weak crest
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... YOU ARENT SAYING PETRENKO?!

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NOOOO!

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the only stalkers I wouldnt kill is Slyth and Ashot

muted marten
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What about Yar

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Slyth because he tried to help me in a coc coz I had broken save and Ashot because he would get himself killed anyway. yar... I would put him in a arena

muted marten
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I helped you with the website stuff before :^(

weak crest
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eeeee.... oh yeah stalker team

muted marten
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Ayup

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ok... but I am fearing one thing...

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is what duty is doing gonna work? doesnt make me leave duty but man...

muted marten
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Duty will just try to kill the zone as always

weak crest
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yeah...

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well I want to make a roblox game based of stalker like. there is one whispers of the zone its a rp game based of stalker

modern lake
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the Zone seems to be killing Duty though

weak crest
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I thought of that though

muted marten
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And a lot of Duty members don't realise that

weak crest
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ever knew a dutyer who uses 5x56 ammo?

muted marten
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Also making all of stalker in roblox sounds extremely boring, so half fun if you're going to do that

weak crest
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I am the one though. I use a g36 I looooooooooooove these

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if there is something gsc game world wont like about my stalker based of roblox games I might as well make them a mod or addon for stalker coc... mod for stalker cop

muted marten
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Why would GSC care about fan games on roblox

weak crest
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I mean its not the fan game I am talking about

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well there is copyright... dude I feel weird and confused but nvm and also I could explain to you gajunas what I mean

muted marten
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Copyright wouldn't exactly harm your game if you mention that it's a fan game and not it's own “original” thing

weak crest
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dude and copyright its the exact thing I am talking about and I am gonan explain it to you this at dm

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Alr

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@muted marten put me as freedom just to triggwr somw persons kek

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Freedom successfully given to marcu_wojac#6803.

weak crest
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ah thanks

muted marten
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Darn

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-takerole @weak crest Free Stalkers

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Free Stalkers successfully removed from marcu_wojac#6803.

muted marten
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Rip doges dream

weak crest
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Now i can smoke weeeeeeed!

night barn
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Today, the immpossible happened...

night barn
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It happened earlier

weak crest
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I, a Duty LARPer, has changed to Freedom!

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Eh, true

swift cosmos
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Guys?

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Wassup?

fleet fog
fleet fog
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god i love sam hyde

fleet fog
stable mirage
fleet fog
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That's my brother!

weak crest
frozen cargo
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you didn't know?

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@fleet fog freedomers wont let me watch... I lag

rustic ether
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any person with that hairline "IT'S STRELOK!"

frozen cargo
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actually iirc this can be a stalker related easter egg because as I remember a guy similar to Doc sits next to him

weak crest
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is this guy dead?

quasi pagoda
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Looks pretty much alive to me

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so maybe I've mistaken him, I remember there is a moment in one station when on the bench you can see guys looking like Strelok and Doc

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very dead

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gleaming turtle
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.-.

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😳

alpine patrol
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kinda do be lookin t h i c k doe 😳

quasi pagoda
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Bandits: damn good food

frozen cargo
undone cypress
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freedom more like freedumbasses

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i

worldly basalt
gleaming turtle
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Freedom*

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Mercenary*

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ISG*

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Not Canon*

gleaming turtle
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Military*

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ISG*

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Sin*

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Renegades*

night barn
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At least two of these are Canon

weak crest
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so ISG and Sin

night barn
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Nope

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Guess again

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Both Canon, just cut 🙂

night barn
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Doesn't make it Canon, though

weak crest
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I said both canon, just cut

night barn
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I said "Doesn't make it Canon, though"

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But it does not mean that they do not have cannons

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renegades and sin

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he didnt play clear sky

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dutyer using a nato weapon. what do you think?

night barn
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Not a real Dutyer

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lmao. whats wrong with not using a 5.45? I use g36

night barn
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Not a real Dutyer

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................

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what?!

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bruh the guy in pic got a 🅱️ read AK-47 xD

alpine patrol
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haha funny

frozen cargo
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hehe using fake name of a gun

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not funny

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AKM-74/2 made out of 🇧🇷🇪🇦🇩

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Oh, come on

weak crest
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there is no other faction here

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only free stalker and freedom... and a dutyer who uses a nato weapon

night barn
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Not a real Dutyer

weak crest
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A HK G36

rustic ether
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Where do you get your ammo from?

weak crest
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dead Freedomers

rustic ether
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Yeah, but you get no ammunition from your faction

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F

alpine patrol
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lol

graceful fox
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Someone post a very well known repost, I dare you

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I am waiting...

hasty pelican
graceful fox
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This should be posted when someone makes a repost

hasty pelican
gleaming turtle
graceful fox
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Agreed?

rustic ether
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sorry bro no space in my memory cant download it

graceful fox
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F

alpine patrol
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not a stalker meme but comrade crimson will understand

graceful fox
alpine patrol
night barn
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Best girl

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Better girl

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daiichi no bakudan

analog yoke
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||its the explosion duo||

night barn
alpine patrol
night barn
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Indeed

frozen cargo
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Is that a stalker meme? hmm_cheeki

night barn
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Nope

alpine patrol
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it is a stalker meme stalker has gun jesus has gun

night barn
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Nah

smoky cedar
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food_bread
bread

fleet fog
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Jesus Blin

fleet fog
broken cedar
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yes

frozen cargo
alpine patrol
frozen cargo
orchid scaffold
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That hurts

night barn
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It does, actually

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i spent 70 robux for this

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L A U G H

orchid scaffold
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It's a shame that I'm going to microbiology studies instead of neurology studies, because you'd make for a fine example of brain damage for my PhD thesis

frozen cargo
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bruh no one cares

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stfu

frozen cargo
modern lake
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nettle furry

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The one Nettle made is good

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Or stole idk

night barn
muted marten
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i spent 70 robux for this
How much is that in Euros

weak crest
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0.9€

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😹

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👯 👯 👯

frozen cargo
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2,8 PLN? Hmmm
There are better things to buy for this

weak crest
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Yeah like an ice cream

muted marten
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Why just one

weak crest
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Two half-assed ones then

night barn
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Just get a milkshake instead

muted marten
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half-assed

weak crest
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Haha milkshake in Lithuania haha

muted marten
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Clearly someone doesn't know where to get ice cream

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Haha milkshake in Lithuania haha
I don't get the joke

weak crest
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Local Aibė

muted marten
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Local aibė has ice cream for like 28 cents chief

weak crest
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Epic

frozen cargo
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Actually
If you'd want to buy good ice cream
2,8 PLN would be too small I think

weak crest
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Who would spend over 0.80€ for an ice cream?

muted marten
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I did today

night barn
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Ever heard of Lidl?

muted marten
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Lame

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Lidl sucks

night barn
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Lame

weak crest
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Huge ice cream for 0.70€

night barn
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True

muted marten
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Also go literally anywhere West of Lithuania and you will be lucky to find ice cream for 0.80

night barn
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Same with Aldi, though

muted marten
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Aldi doesn't exist here

night barn
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Rip y'all

weak crest
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We don't have that lol

muted marten
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And you can get a huge ice cream in regular stores here

night barn
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Dang

muted marten
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Aldi sounds bad

weak crest
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For 1.2€

night barn
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What a luxury

spice heron
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I wish I had a huge ice cream rn

muted marten
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We do Igor

night barn
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Give me a milkshake instead

muted marten
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You must suck at shopping bro

night barn
weak crest
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Ever heard of saving money when you can?

muted marten
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Can get like a 2l glass of milkshake for +- 1.20

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There's a difference between saving money and saying something doesn't exist

weak crest
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Like where do you even buy a milkshake here

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Maybe cafés

muted marten
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Cafė, bbq, restaurant, truck

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Literally anywhere

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Let alone in Klaipėda

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Where it's even easier when you have Akropolis

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They do here

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In big glasses

weak crest
night barn
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Oof

weak crest
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Outfit looks neat

night barn
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It's literally a re-skin of the Monolith Suit

weak crest
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Yeah

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So no problems

night barn
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Lazy

weak crest
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Looks good, I like the color scheme

frozen cargo
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Ok
So Germans are scamming us

night barn
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Ye

spice heron
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Germans are scamming us?

muted marten
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Nah, just Nettle

spice heron
frozen cargo
stable mirage
analog yoke
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new faction guys

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Oh

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Ohno

fleet fog
night barn
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Nice

muted marten
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Cool

frozen cargo
fleet fog
muted marten
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Did you get these from reddit

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Tf

muted marten
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Stg I saw them somewhere

night barn
fleet fog
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I made these on Kapwing.

muted marten
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Ohlmfao

fleet fog
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I posted them on DoC and Anomaly Discord too

muted marten
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Nah I saw them around here

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Memory wack as of late tho

fleet fog
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They're a repost

muted marten
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Probs

fleet fog
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I reposted my own meme

muted marten
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Respect

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I like those tho ngl

weak crest
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i... i .... almost laughed 😳

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but the renegade god came down and told me that this is not the way.

night barn
fleet fog
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Strelol

fleet fog
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are these mutants i havent seen in any of the 3 original games like cut content or something

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so they got put in mods instead

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Izlom/Fracture

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weak crest
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I mean Freedom, Duty, I mean I guess sure...

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But Monolith?

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You shall perish 😂

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And to be fair, only Freedom belongs in the trash can

muted marten
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Nikolai video

rustic ether
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Haha freedumb

sage dirge
analog yoke
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are these mutants i havent seen in any of the 3 original games like cut content or something

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yes, fractures were unfortunately cut from the game

weak crest
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Why I wonder hmm_cheeki

rustic ether
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They were probably worried about the backlash theyd get for deforming a human being like that

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or they just didnt like it

weak crest
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I like it when games have cut content

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And then there is like a huge mod which restores a huge lot of it

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A good example is with GTA San Andreas mod "Things to do in San Andreas"

analog yoke
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i agree, except that unfortunately mods tend to change the whole experience of the game

weak crest
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happens

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Well I mean, cut content is how the game was supposed to be

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So obviously it's going to change stuff

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Sometimes there isn't enough Data for the things to restore, so people have to put in some of their own work

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There is @weak crest 😂

analog yoke
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i meant that modders change things to their ultimate vision of the game

weak crest
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Well with fan made stuff it happens

muted marten
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They were cut because their true self was too similar to controllers

analog yoke
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unless its a group thing, made by many fans

weak crest
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Now that you mention it, Izloms do remind of Controllers a little

muted marten
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Not just by look

weak crest
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Both mutated humans, similar sounds

analog yoke
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but im complaining too much

muted marten
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They had telekinesis

weak crest
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Izlom was supposed to have telekinesis?

muted marten
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They would play with your mind, crawl up to you

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Lift you with 1 hand

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And then punch you away with the other

weak crest
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Damn, that's interesting

muted marten
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^

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Well

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Yes and no

weak crest
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GTA SA Hot Coffe minigame was supposed to be there, but was cut

muted marten
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I imagine it would've been a bit hard for GSC to program all they wanted with Izlom and other mutants

weak crest
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It was not removed for the sake of being removed

muted marten
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The fact that SoC was delayed many times by the time Izlom was there, they most likely didn't want to bother

weak crest
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Yeah. I hope Izloms come to S2

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yes, very epic

muted marten
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I mean, Igor is a meme

weak crest
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@feral lichen You heard? You are a meme))

muted marten
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You know how douchey it is to ping a random guy who never even talks in the server

weak crest
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;D

muted marten
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Guess not

forest plover
weak crest
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Agree

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Monolith > all other faction

night barn
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Smh

weak crest
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DOM = Duty Is Monolith 😂

night barn
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Bruh

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No

weak crest
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DOM = Duty is Mercenaries

night barn
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No

sage zealot
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that poster is trying very hard xd

weak crest
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)

forest plover
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not really

muted marten
forest plover
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i am a comedic genius i know

weak crest
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ZZZap... peieuw

hasty pelican
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since when does a gauss gun have a PSO

weak crest
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Dude knows what a good faction is

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where is the bayonet

weak crest
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@forest plover Come to Scorcher with no psi-helmet

sage zealot
forest plover
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i will seems fun

weak crest
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You will join our faction

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Everyone here is a brother

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unless your a sister

weak crest
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Yeah. No exceptions

sage zealot
forest plover
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a sister can become a brother

weak crest
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😂

forest plover
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the monolith wills it

sage zealot
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GWjianWut x to doubt

hasty pelican
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didn't Strelok shut down the Scorcher

muted marten
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I guess you get the wish and the side-effect at the same time

weak crest
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Do you know da wae?

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I'm back to making memes and since they'll get stolen from Reddit anyway u all get before Reddit

quasi pagoda
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и д и к о м н е

weak crest
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Another one I made idk if it's been done before so I didn't watermark it

analog yoke
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seems legit f_duty

weak crest
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yeah, this reflects the truth

alpine patrol
analog yoke
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how about no?

alpine patrol
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shut up dooty member

weak crest
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bruh

alpine patrol
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duty is going to piss off the zone one day and we are all gonna fooken die

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remember what happened with clear sky ?

weak crest
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monolith > all factions)

alpine patrol
weak crest
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Dam so funny bro

alpine patrol
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listen to vaas

weak crest
alpine patrol
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you arent an anarchist

weak crest
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Freedumb is

hasty pelican
analog yoke
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we might just piss off the zone and die, but without any drug addictions and mutant std's like freedom

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straight edge dude 🤙🏻 🤙🏻

weak crest
night barn
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It's still Bandit dialogue

hasty pelican
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Saying this will not fix much

night barn
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I know

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Just stating that they're wrong

hasty pelican
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It is too late, друг

night barn
weak crest
stable gyro
graceful fox
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I agree with this

smoky cedar
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there's a swore

night barn
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Indeed

graceful fox
#

It's just one

analog yoke
#

i agree, freedom tries to stop duty from destroying the zone

weak crest
#

Yes

#

Dam I should've watermarked it lol

undone cypress
#

rodoljub vulović aka roki - panteri

#

after the war, garda panteri renamed itself to freedom and replaced their headquarters in zone

#

mine conclusion

quasi pagoda
#

it all makes sense now

rustic ether
alpine patrol
graceful fox
fleet fog
#

Hehe, Gauss Cannon go SNNPRAM fer-r-r-rr.... BRRRRRRRRRR

alpine patrol
#

yes

fleet fog
#

I like to think the Gauss Cannon is a plasma rifle, hence its tracer

weak crest
#

we r best friends

alpine patrol
#

^^^^^

night barn
#

Just ask ChiliOfDestiny if he can voice that in

quasi pagoda
#

E d g e

graceful fox
#

Y e s

alpine patrol
#

T h a t s a l o n g 1 9 1 1

weak crest
#

I like long pistols

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Best one? M1911 in Payday 2. Long vented slide, silent ninja suppressor

#

Weapon length similar to an MP5

#

With the stock out

alpine patrol
#

cringe ^

weak crest
#

Bruh

weak crest
#

@undone cypress god after my talk I unleashed this....

fleet fog
#

I imagine diet sausage/kolbasa tastes like soy sauce

#

I honestly have no idea why

fleet fog
#

C'mon, do something

hot widget
rustic ether
muted marten
rustic ether
#

pretty much

analog yoke
#

i dont get it,
have'nt been here long enough

rustic ether
flint sluice
#

Everything should be equally in the family:
Husband caressed
The wife everything you need is in place

📎 GFC0qIkrEd8.png
weak crest
#

Translations pls)

hazy coyote
#

not worth it drink

flint sluice
hazy coyote
#

@flint sluice считаю бан

flint sluice
#

неа

#

тебе бан

hazy coyote
flint sluice
hazy coyote
flint sluice
frozen cargo
flint sluice
#

Merc Scar
underdog mercenary, the-charisma-in-dialogues-man, ****head without initiatives

📎 unknown.png
weak crest
flint sluice
#

That is why I use a bandage. Unlike sausage, it not only restores health, but gets to the root of the problem

📎 2iKpOrrOSVo.png
weak crest
#

😄

alpine patrol
undone cypress
#

@weak crest what do you unleashed

rustic ether
#

good question

weak crest
#

the duty vs freedom memes here after I talked I think so... for something and it was after Synth helped I dont remember

#

eh nvm

undone cypress
#

but we aleardy know about freedom done genocides in bosnian war

night barn
undone cypress
#

after the war, garda panteri renamed itself to freedom and replaced their headquarters in zone

#

and started attacking duty for no reason

#

they trying to build plans of "greater serbia" in exclusion zone

#

freedom exposed

night barn
#

Alright

#

Back to Canon material

#

Why is Duty better than Freedom?

undone cypress
#

loners are better than freedom

night barn
#

Not my question

eternal cedar
#

duty>freedom

#

duty armor looks cool

undone cypress
#

yes

night barn
#

This is indeed a canonical explanation as to why some Free Stalkers join Duty

#

"Armor cool, so I join"

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Doesn't really seem loyal

undone cypress
#

but groza is cool too tho

eternal cedar
#

and freedom is too disorganized

undone cypress
#

yes

night barn
#

It is not, though

eternal cedar
#

in my opinoin duty is still better (but we all know that mercs rule the zone)

undone cypress
#

yes

night barn
muted marten
undone cypress
graceful fox
#

yes

undone cypress
night barn
weak crest
alpine patrol
#

yo, angelo

weak crest
analog yoke
#

religious extremist harrases people on the streets of morioh-cho
tonight on morioh news

night barn
alpine patrol
undone cypress
gentle parrot
#

Professionals have STANDARTS

alpine patrol
#

stanDARTS

night barn
#

Sydney Sleeper

alpine patrol
graceful fox
#

lol

alpine patrol
#

this channel is owned by the jojo gang

night barn
#

Seriously?

molten lotus
#

this is a JoJo reference?

alpine patrol
#

yes

#

change it jojo memes

flint sluice
alpine patrol
#

he is the man behind the slaughter

undone cypress
#

the doctor*

fleet fog
#

What's NDA? All I see is that it's a group that wants to kill people for releasing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 info?

weak crest
latent relic
graceful fox
#

What a pacifist

orchid scaffold
#

"Oi mate! I'd be grateful if ya just gave yer stuff to me, ye? Thanks bruv"

alpine patrol
#

hes nice tho

manic totem
night barn
hasty crown
#

"We murder people and take their property as form of anti-criminal crusade, we sell unregistered guns to criminals, we put people in debt and make them fight others to their death. We also take money off of people to watch them get killed by the nearest safety, the "100 rads"."
That would be Duty faction summarized

green smelt
analog yoke
weak crest
gentle parrot
fleet fog
#

Chad Sky

cinder urchin
analog yoke
weak crest
#

quarantine be this wild huh

solar lagoon
#

Await the results of this bad PNG

weak crest
#

conglaturation

solar lagoon
#

Duty at the femboy hooters, who are they going to harass?

night barn
analog yoke
#

crimson, are you alright?

muted marten
#

Crimson changed

#

It's pride month, so Crimson going gay with the Duty stuff

analog yoke
#

i see now

muted marten
analog yoke
#

oh- oh, i see

solar lagoon
#

Is crimson based?

muted marten
#

Crimson's based

solar lagoon
#

Based and Crimson’d

weak crest
#

based and crimsonpilled

solar lagoon
#

His role is red....

night barn
#

I'm also playing as Duty in CoP right now

solar lagoon
#

Oh my god crimson is based!!!!!!!!!!!

weak crest
#

crimson is unbased

night barn
#

Role-playing to be some Duty Private, so all I'm using is an AKM-74/2U, a PMm and a PS5-M Universal Protection

#

No helmets

weak crest
#

based'nt

solar lagoon
#

Quick, someone find his twitter and cancel him!

night barn
#

Good luck finding it

weak crest
#

bully him on twitter until he commits die

night barn
solar lagoon
#

Ignore any and all semblance of fact and tunnel vision all your hatred into crimson

muted marten
#

Lmfao

#

Ignore nothing

night barn
weak crest
#

@night barn Good choice.

solar lagoon
#

He’s trying to be civilized! Burn his house down!

#

Ok I’m gonna stop the meme

weak crest
#

Now if Crimson goes up to the Radar without a psi-helmet then everything will be perfect

night barn
#

Nah

weak crest
#

He will become a brother

solar lagoon
#

Then he can become a zombie like us twitter users

weak crest
#

A brother Monolithian*

graceful fox
weak crest
#

OMG!

night barn
#

Nice

weak crest
#

It's better then nice

#

its divine....

graceful fox
muted marten
#

Spook

minor wolf
#

Madlad

weak crest
#

I AM RECORDING IT RIGHT NOW

#

sorry it was monolith

#

thats why

undone cypress
#

improved it a bit
bloxburg

alpine patrol
fleet fog
#

And get gangbanged by monolith psex-waves? no

limber dragon
plush badge
#

thats a scp meme the model is from scp sl and it make more sense in that context @limber dragon

limber dragon
#

I know that!

plush badge
#

this is for specifically stalker memes

#

not memes

limber dragon
#

Well... it still works I’m this context

plush badge
#

the only thing that makes sense in context is using the word anomalies

limber dragon
weak crest
#

if i had a couple more words, then it will make sense.

#

CHEE- not doing it. i’m not saying those words.

vocal bridge
#

Roblax 😳

solar lagoon
#

@limber dragon fixed it

limber dragon
#

Oh?

solar lagoon
limber dragon
#

AAAAH
Thank you so much!

solar lagoon
#

np it’s infinitely worse but I tried

weak crest
#

there should be a bandit badge but ok

plush badge
#

And now that’s good enough to be called a stalker meme

weak crest
limber dragon
#

Welp, another one lost to the zone

alpine patrol
#

well i was playing misery and i tried to talk to 3 freedomers

#

one took my fouken mosin

#

and you guys know how that went down

#

i took out my shotgun and turned them into swiss cheese

#

dont touch another stalkers mosin

zealous flax
alpine patrol
#

pog

night barn
#

Niko Beniko is back

weak crest
#

@zealous flax explain that meme

main laurel
#

I don't speak russian tho I think it goes like this:
-you look bad, what's wrong with you?
-they diagnosed me with "stalkerianka" (like a disease or smthn)
they shake hands and the other guy gets "infected" and becomes a stalker

  • is it contagious?
    -no, i dont think so

correct me if I'm wrong

weak crest
#

STALKERianka

weak crest
#

Stalkorona

fleet fog
#

Radiation

stable gyro
#

Coronation

fleet fog
#

S.T.A.L.K.O.R.O.N.A.

uncut trellis
#

@fleet fog oh god o damn

cinder urchin
#

Wearing an gas mask is definently much cooler than wearing an surgeon type mask

limber dragon
weak crest
#

I have a GP5

Filters contain asbestos((((

ember cliff
#

yummy asbestos

stable mirage
#

asbestos don't scare me

vale stream
#

the asbestos is only dangerous if the filter gets damaged though, which is very possible for me, because I accidentally dropped it from waist height

weak crest
#

bruh

#

I still would rather play safe

#

I mean, I can get like a tube and a bag for it. Put the end of the tube in the bag and bam

#

but thos are nato surplus

#

they arnt from the 60's

ember cliff
#

the amount of asbestos in the gp5 filter is barely, if not at all, gonna affect you, you could snort the amount of it and still be fine

weak crest
#

you made that sound extremely funny

ember cliff
#

but its true

#

although that doesnt mean its a smart idea

undone cypress
#

asbasboos

alpine patrol
upbeat needle
weak crest
#

20 rubles if you sell it to sidor

orchid scaffold
#

Why are so many people hooked on helltaker?

#

Because what, it's pretty much a free-to-play harem game?

analog yoke
#

embrace the cartoon girls i guess

#

huge r34 potential

orchid scaffold
#

Yeah, pretty much

misty echo
halcyon sluice
fleet fog
#

Helltaker is socially acceptable-less cringey Hazbin Hotel

alpine patrol
#

facts

orchid scaffold
#

Pretty much, yeah

halcyon sluice
fleet fog
#

Boy next door

fleet fog
alpine patrol
frozen cargo
#

What is HUE doing here?

alpine patrol
#

hes here to destroy duty members

frozen cargo
#

Duty? More like dooty

#

Boom another duttard destroyed with facts and logic

weak crest
#

hmm_cheeki ???

ancient crown
#

Faction

frozen cargo
#

OwO

frank roost
#

Hey Guys

muted marten
#

Hola

frank roost
#

What its?

#

Omg

muted marten
#

?

frank roost
#

Sorry

#

I am dont america

muted marten
#

That's ok

#

I'm not American too

frank roost
#

Good

muted marten
#

Lol

frank roost
#

Yes😂 😂 😂

frozen cargo
#

Hello kind stranger

alpine patrol
#

oh !, you're finnaly awake !

iron nova
manic totem
muted marten
#

I was about to say how that is such a basic meme and I love it

manic totem
muted marten
#

But it just got better

#

Oh

manic totem
#

I had this idea for a long time and I finally decided to get it done

muted marten
#

It's nice

manic totem
#

Thanks I’m glad you enjoyed it

analog yoke
#

its kek

alpine patrol
#

laughs in grenade launcher

night barn
#

Everyone wants to join Duty for the gear

#

Part of lore

fathom burrow
#

what gear?

quasi pagoda
#

cough free PKM cough

analog yoke
#

only lore. reality is harsh

solar lagoon
#

OC by me

modern lake
solar lagoon
muted marten
#

I wanted to say "stollen off of reddit" then I noticed

solar lagoon
#

Yeah

#

if I make a meme and slap it onto reddit I usually slap it in here too

#

No watermarks because I believe in freedom

weak crest
#

bruh renegade gang

analog yoke
#

hmm

#

the perfect duty gf?

muted marten
#

Whines 24/7 smile_scar

orchid scaffold
#

Probably is a guy

muted marten
#

But now that you've done freedom, time to do all the factions! smile_degtyarev

analog yoke
#

the equivelent of a loudspeaker smile_degtyarev

solar lagoon
#

Oh god not this again

orchid scaffold
#

Hmm... Femboi duty bf

solar lagoon
#

I did all the hand grabbing reactions with the factions now this

muted marten
#

Anyone got the strelok meme that waffle made on hand rn

#

Loved that one as well

solar lagoon
#

hold up

analog yoke
#

someone has to do it, i cant make funnies

solar lagoon
#

this one?

muted marten
#

Yes

#

Also I'd make funnies if I could draw

solar lagoon
#

5 reacts on this message and I’ll try and do the rest of the factions

analog yoke
#

well?

solar lagoon
#

ok

muted marten
analog yoke
#

😊

muted marten
#

Mutants are a faction too GWchadLENNYTHINK

orchid scaffold
#

Mutant gf

will probably bite your hand off

analog yoke
#

thats too far kek

#

that doesnt stop freedom tho

muted marten
#

Controller gf

orchid scaffold
#

Controller gf would be a dominatrix tbh

solar lagoon
#

Mutant gf

Will radiate you. dont penetrate

muted marten
#

Sounds like it would fill you with love 😍

#

Imma stop now

wintry lark
#

(insert obvious succ joke about bloodsucker gf here)

muted marten
#

Surprised it wasnt done sooner tbh

analog yoke
#

domething worth discussing ^

muted marten
#

Reminds me of our chart here

latent relic
analog yoke
#

what chart?

muted marten
#

Scroll down in pinned messages here till you see a chart done by me

solar lagoon
#

Should I post them as I go or dump them all once they’re done

analog yoke
#

sweeeet

muted marten
#

Dont do it at once or bot may mute you

#

Do it a few at a time

#

Like 3 max

analog yoke
#

as you go, imo

muted marten
#

?

analog yoke
#

it takes a while to make those right? shouldnt be detected as spam if that's what you mean

muted marten
#

I meant if he posted them all at once, but may screw him over

solar lagoon
#

I’ll post them as I go then

muted marten
#

Bot*

#

Alr

#

Duty next I'm guessing?

solar lagoon
#

Yeah

#

I tried to draw a helmet and it looks really bad lol. I’m drawing by mouse

muted marten
#

Best way to draw imo

orchid scaffold
#

Draw the metal helmet

muted marten
#

I can draw straight lines in paint with a mouse

analog yoke
#

im gonna try making one myself tomorrow

muted marten
#

Oof, nice

#

Cant wait to see some epic memes

orchid scaffold
#

If you'll remind me tommorow, I might do it too

analog yoke
#

i can draw, but i dont have any jokes

muted marten
#

I may be able to help with that

orchid scaffold
#

I have couple of jokes, but I can't draw

muted marten
#

I'm not super funny, but I've been called funny more than once in my life so I take it

modern lake
#

don't worry about drawing, make it fun fun

solar lagoon
analog yoke
#

jolly cooperation

modern lake
#

300 confirmed kills, on tushkanos

muted marten
#

Gets mauled by a blind dog

analog yoke
#

that was a well placed grenade, slyth

solar lagoon
#

Was gonna put “‘You know who’ did nothing wrong”

#

because fascist jokes funny

modern lake
#

they are, actually

muted marten
#

Lmfao that one may have worked tbh

analog yoke
#

yup

solar lagoon
#

I was afraid I’d break a rule or somethin

modern lake
#

oh well, you still have military to go smile_strelok

muted marten
#

I think it's not as bad in memes so long as it isn't the whole meme

#

That's my take on it

analog yoke
#

monolith gf has to be a god tier waifu.

muted marten
#

Oh yeah def

#

Can't wait to see that one

#

Proamulus will probs do eco gf

solar lagoon
#

Military
Monolith
Ecologist
Loner
Clear sky
Bandit
and
mercenary

modern lake
#

stakes for monolith gf are high, better be funny

analog yoke
#

nice job waffle feels_good_stalk

orchid scaffold
#

I can't draw so Eco gf will be hell

muted marten
#

Man forgor renegades

#

Forgot*

#

Its ok Proam, just draw an egg

solar lagoon
#

Oh god

#

Pressure is on

muted marten
#

"Will never judge your looks because you can't see her face"

#

"May be a dude"

analog yoke
#

please, take your time. dont rush

muted marten
#

+latex suit

#

Already gave 3 ideas for eco

modern lake
#

comedy 100

muted marten
#

Ikr

modern lake
#

hello, is this the CEO of comedy?

limber dragon
solar lagoon
#

I’m doing Mercenary Gf Next

muted marten
#

That one sounds hard

modern lake
#

can't screw up there, gets paid for you know what

muted marten
#

Kek

solar lagoon
#

Will call you the R word

muted marten
#

Bandit one steals instead of waiting to get payed

solar lagoon
#

The obvious joke is cheeki breeki

muted marten
#

Haha will cheeki your breeki haha

#

Komedija

limber dragon
#

Shoots people who ‘Ah nuu cheeki breeki iv damke’ on sight

muted marten
#

I feel ya on that one