#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Zone is surrounded by giant military cordon

Это меня пугает


А колбасу и батоны нынче хреновые стали делать
make love not bloodsucker
Опа, кроссовер
Такое мы, естественно, одобряем
Правда, хз, чё так семена поломало
Vova thought they were mutants
hey does anyone know russian in here i need something translated DM me
its urgent i waited 8 hours for this
or wait
nevermind
I want more loaf memes
ok merc
Sidorovich sent this to every Bandit
;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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хах
kek
Ha
c o r d o n a
😂
uhoh
I mean, they pretty much are clones
One of them is just degraded
They also both suck
good*
Renegadis Gods of Zona
Yeah
Correct
No
monolith is the best faction
Thought you loved duty
Thought you loved Duty
yeah, Duty is my 2nd fav
I guess I like the dedication of the Monolith, but the ideology of Duty
Dedication
and Bandits are my 3rd for the memes
As in being brainwashed?
They're basically the opposite
yeah i know
Dedication as in... Dedicated to protect the zone at all costs. Ignoring their wounds just to not let the enemy reach the CnPP
What do you like so much about Duty's ideology
Dedication as in... Dedicated to protect the zone at all costs. Ignoring their wounds just to not let the enemy reach the CnPP
They literally don't feel the wounds
Again, brainwashed lol
Yes
I think the zone should be destroyed at all costs. I also like that they are strict about their rules and stuff
disciplined and stuf
You can't destroy the zone though

You can't. But again, dedication
And if you want to destroy it, CS will happen again
And they aren't that disciplined
Kinda not helping Free Stalkers when they promise to
Leaving them to die
well you see, members only make up the faction
Breaking their own code
one member =/= the whole faction
bruh
Well, that's where Orest comes into the topic
how do I even get pinned into these discussion when trying to watch anime lmfao

"Duty guys are pretty cool, but get them all together and they're bonafide fanatics"
Duty
Anyone can be violent
More like dooty
and cause destruction.
Ayy gottem
Reminder that Kruglov is a killing machine
xaxaxa not funny axax
Do the TLDR version in #⭐┃nospoilers_general
Wilco
you can't say that Duty are violent and cause destruction, cause anyone can do that
How can a monolithian say the Zone must be destroyed
Something went wrong with the brainwashing
Duty are just GMOD RPers with power fantasies
Probably british,
@rustic ether
you talkin about me?
yes
well you see, no one talks crap about monolith, but they do about Duty. And Duty is my 2nd fav faction
you can see why in #⭐┃nospoilers_general if you scroll up a bit
Duty
Monoshi-
Doot
doody
Chad Sky


seks
How do you guys manage m to edit these photos in like 2 minutes wtf
paint from windows XP
multiple tabs opened at once
PrtSc CTRL + V
❤️ 
stealing my meme
♻️

I see a meme potential of this image
Actually I reposted this from completely other server
But it's unimportant
And yes, it's a SHoC art and I've said that it can be memed in some way
when babushka wont make you bread
Why is there a random pseudo hound head laying in the rubble behind him.
Pfft virgin dog cant handle the chad mercs presence

and im still the kinda idiot who only played CS and doesnt have a clue how to install mods
g r e a t
boris fan
Lukash when he finds a weed stash
Who is lukash and why is he gay
Ni||2 Gs here||a really didn't play SHoC
I dont remember everyones names
Lukash is duty leader
No 

you're stupid for not remembering anything
||Guess you grandma is real stupid then||
What in tarnation, gboard autocorrect is activating on open keyboard
based
I've noticed some zombified stalkers have glasses on
Yeah so they can see
why are you accusing him
Why are you not
based accuser
Why I'm not accusing him?
cause he obviously knows good and bad things in life - hentai being one. You need to respect that
If you don’t shush up I’m gonna post a picture of a seal
If you both dont i'll change it agaim
To something worse, so if you dont wanna see a certain angle of an anthropomorphic deer
I would recommend not
PICKLE RICKKKK
virgins use artefacts only real chads use nothing
cringe
Actually when they added ones improving your weight I didn't use any others.
VİRGİİİİN
its ok to be a virgin
it means youre not gay
since there are no women in the zone
its a trans
Fanservice from a mediocre mod be like:
she litirally has tits
so do I
np
yes
meet me at the Army Warehouses
am at yanov
😳
@alpine patrol I wish your pic had more than two pixels

boi if you dont shut yo buble gum dum dum bi||tch|| ass up
ill shove a pmm up you a##
AAAAAAAA
oh no
@night barn
Cringe
Oh no
DAAAAD HE SWORE
BEAT HIM
NO MORE SAYİNG CUSSWORDS GUYS
Beat him like my uncle beat me
@muted marten beat up bred
NO GULAG
Oh no, did he?
1st, he is freedomer, 2nd, he sweared
I'm sorry to hear that, dude
2 reasons!

only 1
says the monothot
Do me a favour
Freedumb is a banable offense
who, me?
Yes
yes you
@weak crest
Meanwhile, you still have no valid reason as to why Duty is better
ok, but comrade crimson ignores swears. then I will ping you I guess
heck
So you just expect me to go against Crimson no matter what
Heh nah
If Crimson is here, he is here
nah, you delete it)
And yet, Gajunas ignores it as well
Don't @ me if he's doing stuff here and talking with you
😂
hell yea 
I'm doing my own stuff atm
alright, im sorry(
call the C O L L E C T O R
Kotlektor
kotlektor 😂
ban man*
Collector of Souls
bred said 2 swear words yet admins ignore it completely
Nullifier of Sin
heck frick
nah, b and a words
😱
H E C K F R İ C K
Small "i"
We’re all adult here Data
wth since when
Since always lmao
Quit being a backseat mod and sucking us off
It’s not anything we ain’t seen
It's annoying
they ain't swear words?
They ain't
Wait, now I’m wondering what the average age here is
But you can get a strike from them if you break Rule 1
damn

Probably the same number as my iq after this convo rn
Oh lord am I stuck with a bunch of children
+-10 
Very likely, yeah

@sage dirge that high?
Yea, i think it's overstated 
So that's why #504592667716354048 is so active
A nice room temperature IQ, measured in Celsius
lmao

You said it, not me
It's 21° here
celsius?
yup
Kelvin?
so, how's life in Africa?
A nice 8 surprisingly
so, how's life in Africa?
@weak crest cool i suppose
Same temperature in middle Europe
Well, he's sorta middle Europe so yeah lol
oops

angry mask😠
dont talk to me im angy
Yes

Could I get a source on that?
❤️
Freedumb and Dooty
Hold on, I’ll think of something funny for mercs
It’s hard to come up with trash talk names off the top of my head
NICE
Duty > Freedom tbh
Duty is full of 🤡
Duty is the best we must protect the outside world from the dangers of the zone
You aren't even supposed to be in the Zone in the first place.
Duty can't kill few snorks in a hole next to their base
dobro
Romania is cool
duty smol pp energy
ok, but ur wrong
free stalkers big pp energy
Imagine joining Freedom 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
Duty=Freedom
👆

Freedumb smoke weed and 420
why, yes i am a part of freedom facrion
and you cant
Duty is like that kid in grade school that tried to fight kids twice his grade and got his ass handed to him
It has propably been here but i'll repost

duty 🤡
Imagine calling duty 🤡 but Freedom are 🤡
duty are bigger 🤡
You know what else is big
My love for the monolith
oh monolith brother
btw @sudden heron, imagine being so wrongg
so wrong that even the clown emoji is laughing at you
you can relate of course, right?
Imagine not supporting and loving a shiney rock inside boom boom place
yeah, imagine @sudden heron
I mean, I can't relate. I support a HOLY rock 🙂

someone is mad
you, cause you cant accept the fact that duty and monolit are better than freepiss
HA
Got 'em!
no you are just mad and cant accept that monolit are good
how do you type that much in such a short time
((((
haha AK go brrr
nah, tbh, I respect mercs
even if what they do could be comparable to bandits but more civilised
I think mercs are... cool... Even if I do trash talk them sometimes
... Rarely....
yeah alongside the monolit
monolit have F2000, G36, Shiny Boom Boom sticks, RPGs, RP74s
but one thing I don't understand
why is the military so weak in all 3 games?????
they should be the 2nd most powerful faction the 1st being monolit ofc
3rd one should be Loners
damn, GSC really need to rebalance the factions in Stalker 2
yeah... good equipment
but srsly, I think factions are unbalanced in the previous games
Guys
In Anomaly I found out something
There is a freedomer in rookie village named hip
A stalker with boobies,
I think they should be (according to their strenght, size, equipment, etc.) arranged in this order by their power:
- Monolith
- Military
- Loners
- Freedom
- Duty
- Mercenaries
- Bandits
- Ecologists
- Renegades
- A few Clear Sky members
tbh military SHOULD be stronger
Your ranking is so wrong lol
ok
If judging by CS then Clear sky is a lot stronger than renegades and ecologists
read chat pls)
CS got strenght and size
I say in Stalker 2 - the faction raking should be something like that
CS barely has members left, so they should be insanely weak
Y are not acknowledging the fact a loner has boobies
CS doesn't exist so yeah
Y are not acknowledging the fact a loner has boobies
Pic or it didn't happen
Yeah, Loners should be higher up esepcially after events of CoP. I think the way it should have been is that both factions started getting weaker
I mean, Duty and Freedom.
As Crimson would say
mercs should maybe be higher up in the list too
Ooooh
See, I told you
how does that even happen. Ice that flat-ass fool
freedomers shall die)))
yeah...
but military really should be higher up. I mean, why are they so weak? They literally are THE military.
They have choppers, heavy vehicles
roar
military?

yeah, but they were weaker in SoC
with FT200Ms and grenade launcher and SKat-9Ms
?
@night barn ?
?
?
@night barn ?
oh god
just cap that flat-ass fool
lmao
This is dead
Quite
that ‘meme’ almost killed me bro.
unfunny and overused
It was funny at some point to all of us but it's been overused for years
stalker? hehe cheeki breeki vodka slav funny ))
haha cheeki breeki funny xdD!
the meme is so cringe when the impact font text is used.
its just a line from the game
I don't mind hearing the line in game
But people going around screaming it
No thanks
"Degenerates like you belong on a cross"
he's in LA
fake russian accent
it's just cringe
FPSRussia i guess.
its definitely fake, russians dont speak like that
Hence the accent
He doesn't pretend to be Russian
He said he lives in Estonia
Regardless, he doesn't claim to be Russian
Clearly others think it's funny
Not gonna try taking their fun away myself
It's a line that existed before stalker
but now it’s associated with stalker.
In other countries people say čiki piki for example
But yeah
but now it’s associated with stalker.
Tbh like 70% of the people who say it have never even heard of stalker
Boris fans are some of them
the truth is bandits are speaking in a secret code we can't understand
It is
People here say it if something is going just perfect for example
“My job is going cheeki breeki, it's so easy today”
Cheeki peeki is more common where I live but yeah
Or chiki piki
Other countries use it as a nursery rhyme I believe
it’s about like you are better than someone else in a nursery rhyme?
What no
Like there's no solid meaning in the phrase
In the nursery rhyme context, it can pretty much just be said slowly to help babies relax and stuff
Like if you add it to a slow lullaby song, even twinkle twinkle little star for example, using the phrase can just calm babies down because it “sounds fun”
Yeah
where are the memes?
gone
ye i see
no
yees


Is that a furry?
Good observation
Yes, that is indeed an image that can be referred to as "furry material"
What

Meant to write devs my b
My final message Change da world
Not ur final message tho
Farewell brother
I'm not serious
sidruvish
fat trader

Oh god, Hip
@rustic ether Post that on tumblr, I dare you
no
I need loaf
If for some reason someone doesn't know
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@frozen cargo nuh its just a meme XD
I've never been to the Zone, but can attest that cats will attempt to murder you. Mine is chewing on my arm as we speak.
Merc put a price on @frozen cargo head 1000 RUB
Vova Vist vs Scar
I would watch that
VooV v ScaacS
Stalker: source
ЛЕЧЕНЫЙ

you just roasted freedom so freaking much
Good, they deserve it
||10 hour freedom are coming||
10 hour ebic Dooty propaganda music
or
10 hour free stalkers ebic flute
Won't be music at all, will just be a load of crap
Basically


imagine opposing Duty
4:28 am
how many bottles this time?
Should I sleep.
Sure, why not
you sound like you have lost 80% of your brain cells. Go to sleep to regain them
11:28 am btw
The rates of Lithuanians I've seen this year is alot
in the server?
No
overall?
Aye
hey Inspector bonk, come listen to some earrape
i can play russian anthem with the earrape mic 😂
EN_offtopic voice channel man)
gn8
I wouldn't because rockstar would most likely mess it up
Well...you're not wrong 😂

It depends
oh ok
But yes, one trigger for one barrel
best double barrel is the one with one barrel on top of each other
AKA Olympia shotgun from Black Ops
Over under shotgun? TOZ 34 eg

this one
Over-under
Over under shotgun? TOZ 34 eg

c:, ty
)))
)))
o.O, when did they say that?
yesterday
someone said a and b words, he said neither are swears
Comrade Crimson too I think
now I ain't accusing them, but I don't understand which admin to believe
ass is fine, but not sure what you mean by the b word
to add to the above, it is only fine so long as it is not used in derogatory circumstances.
or in any insults ofc
what if someone still gets offended
ass
Ah nice, epic gun




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duty better
CHAD *
Chad bad?
Duty good
Duty gay

AOBN!

@rustic ether he dont speak english
HE WENECTN OCObO
Da

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Duty and Freedom are both stoopid for fighting over useless crap, just get along already lmao
@weak crest They are fighting you because they dont agree with your stupid ideals
so here is a primal example of a Freedomer still trying to attack me, even tho I said about duty too 
no idea what you said about duty, all im trying to tell you is that freedom doesnt agree with dutys ideals and is trying to stop them
I said that Duty and Freedom are both stupid and useless
then why are you duty
Duty says that they protect the innocent, yet thwy dont do anything and stay in their comfy base, and there is Freedom too, fighting for "free entrance in the zone" yet they do nothing either
they do a lot actually
then why are you duty
@rustic ether
I just like their theme, not ideals
at least more than duty
they do a lot actually
@rustic ether
for example?
protect the barrier, try to stop you from doing clear sky 2.0
That isnt fighting for the free entrance in the zone
thats just trying to fight for everyone, instead of doing peace and trying to get help
those were just 2 examples
Give me more
They try to expose the government for all the nasty stuff they did in the labs
then let me tell you abot sone operations Duty did too for their ideology, example, exploring the underground pass to Pripyat, then closing it and gasing it due to too many mutants
Then here comes the exploration the labs too
I'm not saying Duty doesnt do good
im just trying to back up freedom because i truly believe theyre not useless
But either way or another, both factions suck
Okay LARPer
I respect your opinion
I dont care if i'm a LARPer, I just want to make justice bc these Duty vs Freedom fights piss me off
thats ok
So I would reccomend to Stop fighting over some fictional factions and get along
Duty/Freedom fanfic

this is why you should join mercs

Let's be honest, the only faction in the whole series which has any sense of common goal and objective, along with unified ideals, discipline and no corruption is Monolith.
risking your life for some sweets money
Duty risks their life to make their life harder
Sorta
Monolith also has the most strict recruitment policies.
Getting brainwashed lmfao
Also one of the lower rates of members leaving
If you forget what happens with Strider and such
It at least makes the game more interesting to play in CoP
@night barn
couldnt agree more lmao

Strider is an outlier.
duty cant kill snorks in a hole
Freedom can't even find out on their own that their leaders are double agents
cough Clearsky cough
Because Freedom has no standards to betray in the first place. 
and of course there will still be poopie heads that will still argue 
Comrade, it's all in good humor.
doesnt seen like it
At least Freedom has less traitors than Duty
Wait
How less
How many of them are from Skull's group
Unless you are doing some tricky wording and it's Skull, who is the 9th?
Guessing he is technically one of the freedom ones?
Along with the dude who's name I forgot but is annoyed by Yar and Ashot at CS
Yeah I had Linngov in mind, I don't remember Pavlik much
stop arguing
they are just talking about how Duty sucks big time but Freedom rocks
no both of them didnt do sheet about their ideas
Free stalkers - big pp energy
every other - slightly less big pp energy cuz no hard feelings
expect bandits, bandits - smol pp energy
Well, I'm not to say how long exactly, I ain't walking around lookin' at bandits pp
I only see their heads through scope
Yes, 28 inch monster pp
There's a rumor about an artifact that makes your pp huge
"Proportionally large stalker diet sosig"
x 28
... = 28 


xXx_Sosig_master_69_xXx
big pp
Weird
im proud of myself
you should be



They all look so happy to be in the zone and kill hundreds of people lmao
Sociopath confirmed
Is it possible to beat CoP without killing a single enemy 🤔 Not talking about mutants
I think
maybe
Kruglov playing with the flashdrive so wolfhound can't get it.
Poggers

e
the
angry gopnik throwing his bottle of light beer at me
yes
Works for mobile I guess
....
No
It's using the colour as a background
It having a background is the issue
Can even see the slight colour difference in your screenshot
Yes, thank you
Speedrunners when complete mod adds vehicles
xdddd
e, my first edit
good
cute
W H A T
skinflint
@weak crest ill give you 20 seconds to remove that
DIdn't see it in the first place sry
np, ty for removing without issues.
♻️
Yeah I mixed up a bit
Dubs completely replace the original voice, only the translation
English version in stalker is dubbing
Lector is often used in science movies
Like
Idk
About lemurs in Madagscar or whatever
Or in old movies

The marked one when he finds Strelok.
bruh
hmm

dutiers when they see a freedom member minding their own business
hey, thats a silence squad member, not a Dutyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABdxBmve2lM
Dat thumbnail
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Look like Izlom, not gonna lie
Freedom trying to explain why turning the CNPP exclusion zone into an amusement park is a good idea
yes
i just got done eating an entire bowl of apple sauce. i feel like i have ascended
why, why, whould you do that
Degtyarev, where is our ..?
Degtyarev, where is our ..?
@weak crest Food
bru ;DD
shut up or ill shove a whole svd up your a$$
Smoke crystal, it's way better
weed better becouse its cheap and affordable i wont pay 3 k for a bunch of salt rocks
And lay down doing nothing while behaving like a retard?
Not in this way
im gonna bust a fat one by just looking at it
airsoft mask
that'd be cool as well
uuuh you guys remember nikolai ?
uuh well this is very weird
becouse he is very f||ric||king gay
im serious
i didnt say anything about me being gay 
@alpine patrol did he by any chance send you a pic of a naked person as well?
Because I've heard that happening to some
3 videos
Yeah, he send me some interesting material
which nikolai?
some guy f||ric||king a vaccumm cleaner
Belinski
oh god my eyes
Guy was posing as Hagtorp
oh that dude.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
or wait no
it was like uuuh walking up to someone and like "anal ?" (sorry gamers)
Sad
lol
oh and gajunas said that nikolai kept wanting marry him.
and those “memes”. they scare me.
i was like
i didn’t know you were heavy from tf2.
and those cheeki breeki memes.
I don't recall him saying sorry
I regret reviving him
Because very quickly he became more annoying
Then would write cringe to me in PM's
ah
lol
Strapped to die.
Haha scorched go bruuuuh
As soon as I heard S.T.L.K.E.R 2 is confirmed I went:
"In the Zone again
I just can't wait to get in the Zone again
The life I love is huntin' artifacts with my friends
And I can't wait to get in the Zone again
In the Zone again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get in the Zone again
Here we go, on the Zone again
Like a band of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S. we go down the Zone
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world keep turnin' our way
And our way is in the Zone again
I just can't wait to get in the Zone again
The life I love is huntin' artifacts with my friends
And I can't wait to get in the Zone again, break free
And I can't wait to get in the Zone again"
Demoman in an emission
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