#🤨┃stalker_memes
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18 naked Dutiers in the showers at yanov
Big herds of hard Dutiers wanting to be shot
real deep
18 naked Dutiers wanting to start a war
Radioactive showers in the zone with an emission succing monothot coccs
Duty really sucks.
Hot hard buffed Bandits, their SMGs looking armored
18 More wild Bandits in Zaton, big bulging pockets ever so full of rubles



Тебя не будут грызть собаки, если не будет аптечек
@weak crest тебя не будут грызть собаки, если ты не будешь играть в пердеж
Забористого
@obsidian shadow Keeps spamming my dms, please kick him from the server ffs
I already blocked him, but he shouldn't be left unpunished
Vova Vist's revenge will get him

thank you sir
Це більше підходить до #📸┃screens_and_videos , друже 
@fleet fog talk to @muted marten

Well, you did block him
No?
But if this keeps on happening, report it to us again
@muted marten inspector bonk is getting dm spammed
Какой-то Чел#0513Keeps spamming my dms, please kick him from the server ffs
I already blocked him, but he shouldn't be left unpunished
Hmmm
"some man", real good nick 

When my steam acc was hacked, scammer renamed my account like that 
How do you get your steam “hacked”
Uh, i mean my account was stolen, i was just a little bit stupid, that's the reason
He kept spamming invite links
If anyone else mentions him, or if it happens to anyone else, I'll ban him
You okay with that idea?
Not in the server
So not breaking server rules so yeah
Also if that was the case, half of the server would be banned by me by now
Mention who
Most of them went away quite some time ago, but it was mainly Russian kids
I remember one saiyng how he was 13 and just completed his homework, then just invited me nonstop
Made 3 accs all with the same name and pic and invited me to servers
Here's one from Yesterday
What's the sense of it? 🤔
The sense?
Advertising
Ловите ещё мемач, не скучайте. Все мемы были качественно скопипастены с ВК группы Фладара
Idk, even weirder when the only member is the person in the server
Uh, i forget, i'm blind and can't read 
Idk, even weirder when the only member is the person in the server
@muted marten These guys are alone and just need to talk with someone
I'm open to talk w people all the time when they actually do talk
instead of spam random crap
̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶e̶a̶m̶
i have nobody to talk with

imposter
no u
i changed my name first

18 hours ago
but i was osama bin laden al loaf of cat first
what's happening here
the catloaf is having a mental breakdown
idk
arгue
You're just 2 loafs of bread , calm down
this town aint big enough for both of us
fires freedomish loaf of cat
Uh, okay, i think you'll be the best friends 
loads new wildfire in chernobyl
Please, don't destroy the chat
starts it
WW3 begins
F||RİC||K
F||RİC||K
@alpine patrol that was close
@night barn , can you help with it? 



im the real one
Yeah, this confirms your nick 
-unmute @fleet fog
Unmuted @fleet fog
This bot should die
well rip
Ты бы ещё консервных банок насобирал
Duh it’s a repost @weak crest
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Don't use caps

You see Sasha
When you levitate
Enemy won't know
If to use anti air or anti personnel ammunition
ANOMALOUS BREAD
When emission time:

You see Ivan
When play guitar like this
You will get entire Skadovsks to listen to you
cursed stalker t-pose related memes
Collector when he can't ban someone for no reason.
preety much

@weak crest question who is ivan were ingame can you meet ivan?
Best boi
when your nuclear power plant exploded, but now you have artifacts
now i have finnished stalker time too get the other games

now i have finnished stalker time too get the other games
Time to modifications. We need more modifications
Id suggest to take a break and whenever you start to miss the Zone then play a mod
a good one
im getting clear sky and shadow now
feels bad to have started with the third stalker game and not the first one
there we go now i have all the games time to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yME1-oCNiUA До сих пор лучший геймплейный ролик Сталкер 2
̶s̶t̶a̶l̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶2̶ ̶:̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶g̶a̶ ̶p̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶l̶u̶x̶e̶ ̶e̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶4̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶1̶
oh noooo
oh yeeeeeeeeees

dont compare that fallout garbage to the godlike S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series
👍
@weak crest I thought by saying you finished stalker, you meant the vanilla games
yea
Ivan Trodnik
@night barn Tropnik

Want the Role?

Clear Sky successfully given to un.drew1#0548.




Lebedev, Suslov and Kalancha make Zone, but u don't know their names

How we can't know their names if you called their? 
rill funn
oh god no
pink guy = brown guy
papa franku ; - ;
Mmm, stalker romantic: Swamp, Radiation, Vodka and real friends from Clear Sky
@ivory jungle welcome to our great faction

oh
god
sadly I don't think that site still exists
de stands for dead
I don't wanna know
ja, richtig
no
n 0


uh,i saw this in gta sa a lot of times

bruh
Yeah because you send all the cheeki-breeki memes to my steam instead of here lmao
You're lying, kek
Spam Cheeki Breeki memes
I didn't send cheeki breeki memes to you
You send me your videos so close enough
18 naked Dutiers in the showers at yanov
Big herds of hard Dutiers wanting to be shot
real deep
18 naked Dutiers wanting to start a war
Radioactive showers in the zone with an emission succing monothot coccs
Duty really sucks.
Hot hard buffed Bandits, their SMGs looking armored
18 More wild Bandits in Zaton, big bulging pockets ever so full of rubles
Uh, Black and Yellow, Rick Astley..... I don't remember cheeki breeki
Think you send a video of dying the Vova so I'll take it
Yeah, you're doing this to me because i ruined your day , aren't you? 
You ruined my day by going offline and not posting more epic memes 😢
It hurts...

I made big Kuznetsov for you
No way
Return the favour
We believe in you
18 naked dutiers in the showers at yanov
big hard throbbing shotguns waiting to be sucked
18 naked dutiers wanting to be shot
dutiers in the showers on their knees to suck freedom guns
duty really sucks
hot hard buffed freedom members their guns throbbing hard
18 more wild bandits out in the yard
big bulding backpacks ever so full of loot
For big Kuznetsov
No, i can't...
You can
You are our only hope
Yeah, i saw it. Thanks for the motivation
🙂

With a grammatic error
@muted marten *or
Yep, noticed
lost to the zone
cring memes you haave asked for crigne memes you shall acquire
am i free now?
no
You wrote wrong
hol up yeah
I mean "When You Emerge From...
what that's fine
When Stalker Is Anime
https://media.tenor.com/images/35ee5467f061e9dc72ce059c7ce49fe0/tenor.gif

Oh, wrong, 1 sec
(this is somewhere from ifunny apparently)
gajunas are you proud my lietuvių friend
uh
laughs in Przedmieście Szczebrzeszyńskie
Laughs in nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaudavome
looks up how adjectives work in Lithuanian
Laughs in українською пампушковою мовою
no no no
lietuviškas would be better
you take it as if friend was in lithuanian
monolith found the cum antenna

Saying lietuvių friend makes it sound like the friend is a possession of Lithuania
*Carbon brain
ah alrighty then
lietuviškas friend means just Lithuanian friend so it works better
ahh got it
lietuviškas friend means just Lithuanian friend so it works better
@muted marten i'm feeling like Mr.WORLDWIDE now
Pitb00l
Some cheeki breeki stuff
►My shitter: https://twitter.com/VasyanStalker
►Discord channel: https://discord.gg/wDHqqM5
►My vk (dobavlyau vseh): https://vk.com/vasyanl337
Feel free to join and communicate w/ other Stalkers
Music:
Fukkit – 32-J (ft. Sabino & Brando) [Prod. Stimac...
duty ? cringe
duty ? cringe
Thank you Bonk
No cheeki breeki memes anymore 
😦
i am glad.
daddy strelok lookin kinda thicc today 😩 💦
@alpine patrol shut up but gajunas is monolith so he pass

also gajunas has no business wiht us except killing us but not make us egg stinked
wat 
г е й
^
ну гей и гей

@weak crest нет тебя
You just said no you didn't you @sage dirge
кек

Кек, чебурек, what's next? 
česnak? @sage dirge
If I post it here, I get ban
Post what?
hey!!!!
And I mean česnakas 
It really yummy 
Yea, stalker 2 will be soon

Won't run new games, unless I boost em myself with graphics and stuff
You've probably at least a year to upgrade
Idk, my laptop is not so good, but it can run resident evil 2 remake (locked 30 fps and even temperatures are normal)
I used to play some Payday 2 heists with 9 FPS legit
Especially The White House heist or the Hell's island
Omg, that trash, i got it for free in 2017
I'd argue
I've played it, but it's really boring, the same heists...
Memes aside I actually really like tetris
Bruh
Hurbruh
Might go play some rn
Ballsack kebab
Bruh
Ah yes
Yeah online will do fine
Anyone want pure rage in a pic?
Thing is that this was the 100th one
Ouch
Nice “screenshot”
))
Nice monitor
ok

Anyone wanna watch me playing tetris
Eh, I'll go to sleep tbh
No
Gn
Of course, 0:20 is the best time to watch the Tetris
I agree
Šakotis for breakfast means best breakfast))
K gn8
Nah
Cya
Gn tho
how is my progress going gamers ?
two bandit suits, one for the daily ops and one for spec ops
Different adidas is needed for different tasks
what is this ? a poltergeist ? i have killed 3 of them in CoP but they didnt show up like this
In SHoC they ragdolled, in the other games they explode
Just because
i found like 9 in 30 mins
And tbh I prefer it that way over cop system
not 30 lets say 20 - 15
its too easy just walk around see some flying things go to it and take it
but in CoP you must go into anomalies
And wave around with your detector until they suddenly pop into existence
Nah b, I still prefer soc way
Although there are too many arts in soc, yes
i like to feel like artifacts are everytime less common, even when emissions hit
They technically respawn near anomalies, but the engine just... makes everything weird out
Also from the descriptions alone, artifacts should be more common
yep, but imo it doesn't fit well enough
in SoC the max you can get for an artifact is 5k
It is bad gameplay-wise and kinda lore-wise
Still, I want to pop my eardrums every time I hear that artifact "hissing" in cop
Just tssk and ta da, artifact lays before you
right, that is kind of bad too imo. You take out a detector and it pops out of nowhere
The artifacts should be near the anomalies, which shouldn't group up into the formations we see in cop
Imo it should be more of "ok, some stalker had a bad time with a lone anomaly here some time before I came and so that Meat Chunk is mine"
And detectors would still be useful
I mean, try to find a droplet in grass
Or anything anywhere
yeah, i was thinking about some deadly anomalous field that nobody goes to because every other hunter usually dies, but the ones that get there and survive come out rich
I dislike the anomaly fields stuff tbh
i disagree there, i think it's sick to find places like that. I am not a fan of random anomalies laying around tbh, but i obviously understand it
Yeah... If blowouts make the lone anomalies drift, why the fields are stationary?
well, i guess anomalous fields are a different type of thing. Like that three formation that has acid below
oakpine anomaly iirc
Maybe some anomalies are less prone to moving than other
yeah, the ones that do move are usually whirlgigs or vortex, springboards too
Its looking good 👌 but how are you not over encumbered?
i got 50.1 kg compared to 60kg
i got 10 extra space
what does infra red do in CoC tho
Also Infrared means you have a device which allows you to see in the dark what do you have with Infrared?
on the helmet i have infra red, so does that mean i can see enemies far away on the mini map?
bassicly a heartbeat sensor from mw2?
You should be able to turn it on using a key on your keyboard I don't know what it defaults too on CoC so you might want to look at your controls
Infrared is similar to Night Vision it allows you to see in the dark
Not to go all science on you but, Infrared is part of electromagnetic spectrum which allows you to see different temperatures when combined with CCD cameras it allows people to see in places that are pitch black unlike Night Vision. Its used in the military and in a lot of military games.
ok, cool
i thought the little sensor on the berill helmet was a flashlight
hes sucking vodka
do not disturb him
Kill him and loot them mouth suckers.
hey guys i just got a unique spsa 14 from one of the bandits in the wild territory
how rare is this ? or am i supposed to get this ?
idk
well its good
and its basically a hitscan weapon
and i just got a unique lr 300 too
Why is this SCP popular all of a sudden, it's not funny
potato
tomat
👍
wanna some weed?
i guess you just found out, must've been a traumatic experience
you ruined my joke by inserting a line in the mid of it
i guess you just found out, must've been a traumatic experience
@modern lake YOU BLOODY WANKER! YOU RUINED THE JOKE

bloody wanker
found the britbong
i already sent peepo crying emote, stop bullying me you twat
Silence, hazbin hotel fan
says the bad anime pfp
it isnt even a good anime like bebop or a miyazaki movie
DITF is based af
weeb elitist BTFO
based AF
BTFO
found the reddit crossposter
Are you really doing this?
i bet you learned about /a/ through r/4chan @weak crest
i bet you learned about /a/ through r/4chan @weak crest
@weak crest judgment day too son, eh?
Can you both, like... calm down?
brony vs weeb vs furry
the ultimate showdown
God, I didn't wake up early just to see a weeb arguing with Hazbin fan
The good, the bad, and the pony
Of anthro mice and anime men
Lethal Autism 2
Hashish Hotel

brat except Kat is weebs, Danila is furries and bronies are Viktor
episode 2 when?
vivziepop probably got corona
probably for the best
Hmm... Brat movie... $10000 budget
who even listens to nautilius, the shouldve went with like, sektor gaza
but i doubt the could have fit that in the budget kek
Nautilius is pretty good
"bad anime"
darling in the franxx was not a bad anime)))
i have to sleep now
at 10 in the morning
Girls und panzer > franxx
darling in the franxx was like a censored Hentai
girls und panzer was high school girls with short skirts in tanks
...
every hentai girl should have thigh high socks where are all the STALKER memes?
Do memes
nah 
But I can
or something??
I have to make memes either way?
@weak crest yes
Serjous, post Cheeki Breeki


furry+weed=
no
no

epic + epic + pro = 
no
no
epic + cool + pro = 

+
= 

+
+
= 
Serjous
Kapeikos 
Someone just made a sirenhead meme... I can make a better sound than this
ok
Cool
maybe it's because you ban everyone around you who isn't from the same country as you
lul
Disappointing
Whereere arereara mememes
there is none


yes

uh uh
is it me or does isopod look good if cooked?
and also is it me or does sidoroviches chicken wing he is eating in the intro looks very delicious
Only the one he's eating?
yes
it does look very succulent tho
you know I'd say there is a lack of proper cooks in the zone
only gotta relay on tourist delight, diet sosig and B R E D
cook (freedom) and probably a cook in the back of the bar
are the only cooks in the zone
hey i was gonna ask something, when i was in the brain scorcher there was no psy emittion and no monolith guys inside is that a glitch ?
perhaps
i was so paranoid and there was a few bloodsuckers
i checked every corner, no one it was just me it unnerved me for some reason
and no psy emittion no countdown
It's probably a flesh drum stick that's been barbequed
Stalkers will cook flesh or boars like it's thanksgiving
chimera meat is the manliest food
loaf is better
Yes, I love chimera meat
2 headed cat or pig meat is the best
yes
The masculine meal.
i like tourist delight more
smh it costs too much and its radioactive
its tastier than chimera meat
It taste good tho
loaf is best
i like buterbrod
Only if I can make a sandwich from Russian bread
a buterbrod?
i still like tourist delight more
I wonder if the Monolith still have sexual urges
please no
Nah
Die
uw- no
uw- yes
no furries allowed beyond this point
Monolith more like MonoLIT 🔥
monoLIT
Boba BNcT meme I made! Please laugh guys!

monolith, more like mono- no, please no anime girls
Le funy stalker 2 bread laugh!
xaxaxaxaxaxaxax
Those memes are really getting to you aren't they bonk
cheeki breeki iv damke xaxaax gopnik squat! vodka! xaxaxaxaxaxa
Watch out we have slavaboos in the server
PAPALI SUKI HAHAHA FUNNY
i only watch jojo and nothing else
i didnt post any memes
Hah, you expected a JoJo meme, but it was actually Dio
Haha za warudo!!! Come on guys make more JoJo memes!!!
So, today we learned that if anyone wants to annoy bonk, just say jojo memes, slavaboo memes or just reddit and 4chan phrases
F||rea||king ni||ce person||s
Very nice
Neighbors would've been a better word
Stalker in Minecraft
Basically

Roblox, honestly
Ew.
But how cum monothots have no sexual urges
They're too stupid they can't detect hormones 
What is smart
?
Reddit is smart
All negative emotions have been taken away when they came under the influence of the Brain Scorcher. Once a Stalker comes in the field of the Brain Scorcher, it has direct control with the mind of that Stalker and is able to take away emotions they deem unnecessary
What is Reddit?
Negative emojis lmao
tf is an emoji
Why'd you change that it fit in so great
s sh sshut up
spaek englich
Non
Wha?
@fleet fog speak American or get out
Demo forgot to use Gasoline not nitrogen
yay i'm alive
there is none
you do field repairs yourself
how do you do field repairts
*repairs
you find toolkits and components for repairs
no
it's scattered around as loot and you can buy them at traders
there is no toolkits
are you talking about lost alpha?
nope
cause there arent any toolkits in SoC
you can repair suits in SoC, and you do that with toolkits
there arent any toolkits, i havent seen one
then i'm misremembering
no
i littelary played SoC a minute ago
oh yeah i'm thinking of the modifications
ok
I am sure that vendors can fix equipment
nah
why didnt you say that its a mod and not vanilla
vanilla has no way of repairing, you can do that trick with the electro anomaly but you need to have an one time drop artefact
not worth it at all
why didnt you say that its a mod and not vanilla
He did say he's misremembering
well i have a SPP-99M the green one and its nearly broken i need to fix it
@fleet fog coc
thak u
noa plombim
call uh shernobull is cewl
Why are you typing like doge
I'm nut knew hoo doj iz
Fair enough

Should be in your options
How do you remove the stupid viewbobbing too
Deal with it
it's like he's dancing
Anyways, that HUD thing should be a in Options under the Game catagory
Dang, it isn't
Hmm
@weak crest
Do you know a fix? Loaf doesn't have a HUD in SoC anymore
@alpine patrol what did you do yo turn it off?
Enter in console something like draw_HUD or HUD_draw 1
`
well this is gonna be an extra challenge for me
That should open console commands
when i type _ ingame it writes +
Press keys until IG does it
i loaded another save and it showed my hud lol
Yeah, all Slavic are Russians, we know 
heh yes
Hot stalkers in your area want to know your location
do you mean he got shot at by over 14 monolithians ?
of course, it's oblivious
hes still burning btw

thats a gauss rifle ; - ;
try to throw a grenade, maybe it'll fall
its like 16 stories up
it's soc?
yes
try, strelok throws grenades like a launcher 
bruh
and there is a guy with a rocket launcher
the guy has pinpoint accuracy
wasting a rpg rocket at 1 stalker 👍
joke about what ? rpg's ?
@sage dirge hey dude tel me how to put models in SoC so i can join the pmm gang
@night barn hey comrade its me again i want you to make me a cheeki breeki man
Bandits successfully given to cheeki breeki man#6549.
-takerole @alpine patrol Freedom
Freedom successfully removed from cheeki breeki man#6549.
Did you change your name recently
cheeki breeki
Thought so
@alpine patrol
😳

the boiz
scar looks like an eastern european coal miner that does krokodil
strelok looks like sminem
dygtarev looks like Nico bellic
anime gay cringe
Howdy ho
I'm listening buddy
Hey stalker how are you
WELCUM TO OUR SWAMP ICEBREAKER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Are memes with swearing now allowed?
idk
you can try
Are rocks funny? 
Yes 
Thanks for removing like half of the screenshot Crimson

Watermark made it better
@muted marten cool joke
I think we are supposed to work off of the image one at a time not over and over making no progress

We're bad at this
Nah, just Serjous
Ah yes, it is happening

Keep going please, please!

lol
looks like s2
PMm Gang scary in this one

Barmen looks like he was packed in zip file
Yum
my
in
memememe
What else can we add there? Hmmmm
PMm Gang
Nice
Beautiful
B R E D
B r e a d
looks great
s2 wallpaper leaked
lol
Oh god
It's stalker 2 0.01 alpha
иди ко мне
твоя цель здесь
i'm gonna upgrade this
you must be the alpha modmaker demosfen was talking about

Mod how
This is art
@sage dirge Is there a way to turn a gun texture into this?
Or maybe a landscape?
This isn't hard, you just need unpacked gamedata and you can easily find in the folder textures, what you want
yes
Oh hell yeah!! Maybe if I will do it, I might stream it?
But it's harder
Yikes... yeah, it probably is
I can give you almost clear gamedata (pmm texture is not original) but it size is 5,7 gb 
If you want, i can give you only sounds and textures , they don't take so much space
Is there a way to find it myself?
Uh, you can, but it's kinda hard
i mean full version
But with textures, configs you can find easily
I can send you google disk link to download if you want
i found my gamedata folder now im gonna download the pmm


