🤨┃stalker_memes

[weak crest]

It's useful

[muted marten]

Meh

[weak crest]

It's multitool

[night barn]

Nah

[muted marten]

It's lame imo

[muted marten]

You owe Crimson 5 Shekels now

[night barn]

Nah

[weak crest]

Best emojo ever)))

[alpine patrol]

gamers i just found 3 fireflies in the plavni anomaly 😳

[night barn]

Nice

Good find

[alpine patrol]

and i dont even have the seasoned stalker achivement

[alpine patrol]

so thats like 3%

epic gamer moment

[sage dirge]

Real epic moment is that Gordon Freeman got 2 marks from City 17's police

[weak crest]

But he winds up dead under a tunnel in the Wild Territory

[sage dirge]

[alpine patrol]

hey gamers i just ''accidentally'' 360 noscoped a fellow freedom member then commited jihad

and blew myself with an impact nade

[sage dirge]

[hasty yarrow]

[golden basin]

[solar lagoon]

and stop lookin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes!

[solar lagoon]

I too look up “STALKER meme funny” on google

[weak crest]

When you forgot to get the exoskeleton helmet and gasmask

[graceful fox]

@solar lagoon same bro

[fleet fog]

Lukash is a c.ock rider

[ancient crown]

wait wtf

are these spoilers

god damnit

wait is this spoiler for SoC

someone please tell me

wait i searched it up

YOIU SERIOUSLY GOTTA SPOIL THE ONE GAME I DONT KNOW THE ENTIRE PLOTLINE OF

COME ON MAN

[weak crest]

why’d you google it.

[frigid depot]

Game is more than 10 years old
I thought everyone knew plot

[solar lagoon]

^ why join a server about STALKER if you haven’t played the original STALKER game

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

omg

why

[sage zealot]

Yeah, sorta on you if you go into the memes section and get spoiled. The game has been out for a long time

no one is going to be on your side or protect you from spoils, nor should they feel bad given how long it's been xd

[sage dirge]

At least he finally knows the plot

[weak crest]

i spoiled SoC for myself because i wasn’t gonna pay 20 dollars for a game that came out in 2007

[sage dirge]

I don't remember a campfire in my locker room

[hasty crown]

I do

[sage dirge]

Did everyone wear clear sky suits too?

[smoky cedar]

in my locker room everyone was worshipping some pile of trash shaped to point to the sky, the fanatics

[sage dirge]

[sage dirge]

Maybe i'm stupid, but that's not normal when you take photos like that in the town ,where people died due to accident.

[sage dirge]

тільки не чікі-брікі

[weak crest]

mm... ammo sure costs a lot these days

[sage dirge]

Especially the mp5 ammo . They don't know that you can get a lot of 9x19 at the Garbage

[night barn]

Neither

[frozen cargo]

Breaking news: balding insomniac Ukrainian in the most dangerous place on the world single handedly defeats military and religious cult made by powerful organization

[frozen cargo]

Breaking news: balding insomniac Ukrainian in the most dangerous place on the world single handedly defeats military and religious cult made by powerful organization

Actually we don't know if Strelok is Ukrainian
If his name (Pavel Konstantinovich Strelecky) is canon
He can be basically from any Slavic country lmao

[frozen cargo]

What

Did your image just got removed

[weak crest]

i was gonna say this

[muted marten]

He deleted it himself

[graceful fox]

yes

[alpine patrol]

yes

[fleet fog]

Noe u well bi werm fuud!

[weak crest]

yes werm fuud

[fleet fog]

But who are the worms

[weak crest]

flesh?

[fleet fog]

there are no mutant worms

Flesh are piggies

[weak crest]

they look like worms with legs.

i wonder how flesh pork tastes

[sage dirge]

I think the worms are tushkanchiki

[ancient crown]

If the goal is to kill strelok, why does it give game over when you die

[tacit ginkgo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzHhtP3eKkI

[hasty pelican]

I need a gas mask

[alpine patrol]

here

[sage dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY0OveknILY

looks great

[night barn]

[muted marten]

Yandere dev supports duty

[sage dirge]

[hasty pelican]

aye thanks @alpine patrol

bruh the shotgun from TF2 is a ripoff of chaser 13

[night barn]

Bruh

[sage dirge]

Am i blind? I can't see the screw....

[muted marten]

@sage dirge

[sage dirge]

Yeah, i'm blind

Thanks 👍

[muted marten]

[alpine patrol]

holy poop i just realised when in an emittion PDA's dont work in CoP gunslinger

im going to poop my pants

[sage dirge]

well... poop

I already used to my blindness

I can be an epic trader in the Zone with a tragic story

[muted marten]

Sounds familiar

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

wanted to do an Uncle Yar cosplay but found out he has some other armour 😭

yes he has the seva suit

[alpine patrol]

@weak crest

[fleet fog]

Unfunny

[weak crest]

haha samurai user

[fleet fog]

Haha Roblox users

[alpine patrol]

i mean i rokad that like 2 months ago

[sage dirge]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1020572650858331859/FF9B245007C1B1F58ECF334C1E52A28DD59CD6A3/

[faint portal]

[ancient crown]

Imagine duty 😳

[undone cypress]

doot-y

[alpine patrol]

loaf

[night barn]

Cat

[graceful fox]

loafcat

[undone cypress]

loaf of cat

[orchid scaffold]

I'd answer to that but I'd break rule 3

[golden basin]

if i somehow accidentally get vano killed imma cry dude

[main laurel]

he accidently ran in fron of my F1 grenade

i mourned his death with live sacrifice consisting of other team members and then going boom boom myself

[fleet fog]

Kucknetsov

[weak crest]

@muted marten

[fleet fog]

Repost

[sage dirge]

[meager jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WV8QQh7alY

[graceful fox]

Check pins

[sage dirge]

Vova Vistas

[hasty pelican]

Vova Fractalist

[sage dirge]

Glassist

[frozen cargo]

Am I allowed to post this?

[night barn]

Yes

[sage dirge]

[frozen cargo]

Спасибо

[sage dirge]

Не за что, всё порешал

[frozen cargo]

[sage dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=60&v=ao-jpos_vGg&feature=emb_title

[sage dirge]

[hasty pelican]

[sage dirge]

TOZ gang's even in a music video

[fleet fog]

Wtf.

[sage dirge]

I think there's no fans of toz gang

[night barn]

Good

PMm Gang

[sage dirge]

Y O S

[muted marten]

Daizen is a part of the TOZ gang I think

[night barn]

He is

Honestly, I'm SVUmk-2 Gang

[muted marten]

The original TOZ Gang

[night barn]

But since that doesn't exist, I'm PMm Gang

[muted marten]

All started 2 whole days ago

[night barn]

Yup

[sage dirge]

I like both gangs

[night barn]

We've got opposition

[sage dirge]

I'm in a neutral gang (toz + pm)

[night barn]

[muted marten]

SA Avalanche gang

[night barn]

SVUmk-2 Gang

[sage dirge]

The legendary knife gang

[muted marten]

What's y'alls opinions on melee weapons for s2

[night barn]

Make it actually useful

[sage dirge]

I like to kill people with a loaf of bread

Make it actually useful
@night barn you can break *
cardboard crates*

[night barn]

So can a PMm

PMm Gang

[muted marten]

I think he means in combat to be more clear

PMm Gang

[sage dirge]

But with your pm you can't open doors...

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

Toz can

[muted marten]

Can open a fridge

[night barn]

Can open doors

[sage dirge]

[ancient crown]

Knife gang

Half the time the knife doesnt freaking work

[weak crest]

Vova brave

[sage dirge]

[rustic ether]

Thing is, Vova just hides in his outpost with his machinegun shooting rookies. More like Vova Coward

[weak crest]

I see you on my scanar

[rustic ether]

😎

[weak crest]

i go reaching for the ban hammer

[rustic ether]

Uamee

[weak crest]

that was from uamee

[muted marten]

[rustic ether]

[weak crest]

[alpine patrol]

gamer i found 2 freedom members and 2 duty members looking at eachother just stari ng

[weak crest]

Vova Brave turned out to be an ecologist

[rustic ether]

Hah the least brave faction in the Zone

but better than Duty

[muted marten]

Watch your mouth

[weak crest]

I see you on my scanar

[muted marten]

Kruglov brave as heck

[weak crest]

i go reaching for my

[rustic ether]

Ah yes

[muted marten]

He was going insane with his pistol

[weak crest]

[rustic ether]

[weak crest]

When you find

[rustic ether]

relatable

[weak crest]

Guys

I Got Some Supply’s You Need To Go To The Zone

Here

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

[muted marten]

Whom on earth takes a rock as a supply

[weak crest]

Monolit

You can use the rock just like in rust

[muted marten]

Lmao

Hit a tree with a rock

[weak crest]

GET SUPPLY WITH DA ROCK

[sage dirge]

I've listened this for 2 hours help

[weak crest]

YOU CRAFT
YOU BREAK
YOU HIT
YOU ATTACK
YOU KILL
YOU GET SUPPLY
YOU DO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING
WITH A ROCK

sounds like monolith propaganda but ok

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

Guys take these supply’s to survive in the zone

[gusty flame]

that will be 200 rubles in total

[weak crest]

here's 200

Takes the 200

[gusty flame]

Deadly Anomalies

[weak crest]

No

gives the supply’s
I Still Have More

[sage dirge]

[gusty flame]

[muted marten]

Viktor

[muted marten]

This ain't a stalker meme nor is it your art smh

[weak crest]

i remade viktors youtube profile picture

[sage dirge]

Nikolai's video, i guess

[main laurel]

It would be funny if NPCs would react to you throwing screws at them

[sage dirge]

They react when they play on a guitar

I messed up with the sentence i think

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1020572650863592658/38A0D53C05B0AAE5B5A3FB182578A22C046AAC4B/ still no content

[sage dirge]

кек

[fleet fog]

Why does Nikolai have no roles

[night barn]

He got banned

[fleet fog]

y

[night barn]

Impersonating

[fleet fog]

That's only a warning tho

[night barn]

Nah, he was impersonating Hagtorp

[fleet fog]

???

[night barn]

He admitted that he was a fake, so he got banned

[fleet fog]

Oh, who's hagtorp

[muted marten]

Stalker artist

[muted marten]

Some of his work

[fleet fog]

Psi-chosis

[muted marten]

Looks nice

[fleet fog]

get it?

[orchid scaffold]

Van Gogh be like

[muted marten]

stolen painting

[night barn]

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

also

[sage dirge]

That's how legends leave..... RIP the best meme dealer - Bikolai Nelinski

[weak crest]

finally, salvation. no cheeki breeki memes.

[muted marten]

I'm sorry danila, banned your favourite meme poster

[weak crest]

bruh. moment

[sage dirge]

My heart is suffering

[weak crest]

i hate those memes.

[sage dirge]

we need to return a rock meme maker

[fleet fog]

Duty and Freedom torture, DFT from Zone's encyclopedia in your pda's index. DFT or Warfare is a mentally degenerate activity of Lukash and Voronin having a fight, this usually results in Anomalous piercing, Reality play, Squeezing, Reputation Busting, the recipitent may receive pleasure in such activity via Monolith psy-waves to lower the pain. Many of these practices carry significant Reputation Risks.

[sage dirge]

@muted marten , Did the guy that posted rocks got banned?

[muted marten]

He got muted for 18h, after that he hasn't talked

[sage dirge]

We need a guy which will replace Nikolai

[muted marten]

He's still in the server

[sage dirge]

uh, okay

I thought he got banned

[muted marten]

He got muted

[fleet fog]

Alt account

[muted marten]

No?

[fleet fog]

[muted marten]

Not talking about Belinski, Bonk

[sage dirge]

Ok, that means everything is normal

[weak crest]

guys i feel like i’m changing

[sage dirge]

Not talking about Belinski, Bonk
@muted marten Remember, no Nelinski

[muted marten]

[weak crest]

oh no

CH BR

[sage dirge]

Why do i hear the boss music?

[muted marten]

Because Belinski is gone

[fleet fog]

Idi cum yet

[sage dirge]

[night barn]

https://tenor.com/view/we-got-him-ladies-and-gentlemen-em-gif-15781907

[fleet fog]

idi cock me

[sage dirge]

СБУ is coming

[muted marten]

Sounds like a fancy offer

Kek

Milicija

[sage dirge]

це не міліція

[weak crest]

Che- no, just no. whatever person made these two words. this phrase is trash. the person who made that phrase is trash. and they need to stop.

[sage dirge]

[muted marten]

When I saw Che I honestly thought you were about to write a meme about Chechnya

Also that phrase existed before stalker so oh well

[weak crest]

who wrote the russian language

[sage dirge]

no one

[fleet fog]

The Russian language has reversed and upside down Greek letters

Stealers

[muted marten]

Also has 3 which makes a z sound

[sage dirge]

Does anyone see the russian?

[muted marten]

You're the Ukrainian so you don't count

[sage dirge]

[fleet fog]

And "B" is a "V" apparently

[muted marten]

Flipped R is “ya”

Y is like a soft u sound

C is S

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sage dirge]

In Ukrainian "i" the same

[fleet fog]

C is S in English too, sometimes

[muted marten]

English is honestly trash

[fleet fog]

It's like an s and a k

[muted marten]

You get 1 letter that makes like 3 sounds

Lithuania is plain and simple, you see a letter and you say it the way you see it

[fleet fog]

But it's versatile, much of the world uses it

[muted marten]

Silent letters

[fleet fog]

Why is that emoji giving head to Shrek

[sage dirge]

̶П̶и̶ш̶у̶ ̶т̶и̶п̶у̶ ̶щ̶о̶с̶ь̶ ̶п̶р̶и̶к̶о̶л̶ь̶н̶е̶,̶ ̶щ̶о̶б̶ ̶і̶н̶о̶з̶е̶м̶ц̶і̶ ̶з̶а̶ц̶і̶к̶а̶в̶и̶л̶и̶с̶я̶ ̶

[muted marten]

Ik the meme

Close enoguh I guess

[fleet fog]

But you'd think Latin is the most spoken language, it is in science though. Latin is a root language

[muted marten]

Also Mandarin

[muted marten]

That's an orange smh

Mandarins are smaller

[sage dirge]

That's a mandarin

[muted marten]

Apelsin

[sage dirge]

I eat it every year, i know how they look

[muted marten]

[sage dirge]

This is an apelsin

Education content

[muted marten]

Apelsins are bigger, but let's end it

[sage dirge]

This is a small one

I think this pictures deserve to be in the stalker memes chat

Now we can to study sorts of bananas

[fleet fog]

black kids be like

ReNEgAdE

White kids be like

[frozen cargo]

Can I post memes here not in Russian or English?

[muted marten]

Yes

[muted marten]

good enough

[sage dirge]

As an ukrainian, i can understand this

[uncut trellis]

thx

[frozen cargo]

As an ukrainian, i can understand this
Slavic gang

[muted marten]

brain carbon

[uncut trellis]

carbon<scorcher

[muted marten]

||Baltic gang||

[frozen cargo]

Brain carbon lmao

[night barn]

PMm Gang

[uncut trellis]

gusi gang

[muted marten]

PMm Gang

[sage dirge]

Carbon brain 👍 Thanks @muted marten

[uncut trellis]

PKP Pecheneg-vova vist gang

[sage dirge]

||Baltic gang||
@muted marten Cold borscht gang

[muted marten]

[night barn]

Nice

[sage dirge]

Actually that borscht looks yummy

[muted marten]

Non cold borsch soup is also good

[frozen cargo]

Anyone has ever eaten czernina? Best soup ever
Typical Polish babushka dish

[sage dirge]

Non cold borsch soup is also good
@muted marten of course

mmmm.....

[frozen cargo]

Hmmmmm
Barszcz is great
But what about flaki and czernina

[muted marten]

How about non Polish words

[frozen cargo]

Insides and Black soup
Lmao

[sage dirge]

How about non Polish words
@muted marten Добре, друже

[muted marten]

Dzein dobry to you too

Dzien*

[frozen cargo]

Chrząszczyrzewoszyce to you, my friend

[muted marten]

nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaudavome chief

[sage dirge]

@muted marten

[frozen cargo]

))))))

[sage dirge]

[muted marten]

[frozen cargo]

https://youtu.be/VcmJGK0cDj8

🏳️‍🌈

)))))

[sage dirge]

the legendary stalker witcher

[frozen cargo]

Uno momento

[solar lagoon]

Oh hey I have the experienced role

[sage dirge]

👍

[frozen cargo]

https://youtu.be/dJZq3XzayYA

Turn down the volume

))))0)))0))))000))))

[sage dirge]

lol

It exists

[frozen cargo]

Welcome to stalker modding...

[sage dirge]

Ok, Druzhe

[frozen cargo]

W porządku, przyjacielu

)))))

[sage dirge]

bruh, Witcher is monolith

[frozen cargo]

You know
He's pale
As I know one of results of radiation can be this kind of stuff

[sage dirge]

gajunas triggering

@frozen cargo , i didn't know that in this server you can find scientists

[night barn]

[frozen cargo]

Well
Knowledge about effects of radiation should be basis for every stalker

[muted marten]

gajunas triggering
nah

[sage dirge]

@frozen cargo , yeah, in Poland radiation is everywhere ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmRp4q4Jkb0

gajunas triggering
nah
@muted marten

[muted marten]

[frozen cargo]

, yeah, in Poland radiation is everywhere ...

Did you know that radiation in our capital, Warsaw is higher than in Pripyat?

[sage dirge]

No wonder why the guy wears a hazard suit

[frozen cargo]

Of course

[hasty pelican]

Polska is acctually the zone

The Zone 2, with Battle Royale upcoming in the next few months of 2020

[sage dirge]

What's the reason?

[hasty pelican]

t a k

and pandemic

[fathom burrow]

the battle royale in PL starting when promotion in Lidl start

[hasty pelican]

not only in Lidl

[fathom burrow]

of course also Biedronka

[hasty pelican]

doesn't matter where

also

*sale

[fathom burrow]

but in the lidl is freakin' massacre

[hasty pelican]

nah I bet it wouldn't be different anywhere else

it depends on how the sale is organised

[fathom burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptsTG_Iu3zg

[hasty pelican]

kurła kroksy?

[fathom burrow]

polska, kurła

[hasty pelican]

panie, o wiadra to ja rozumiem

kroksów się nie spodziewałem

[fathom burrow]

bo widzisz, każdy inny widzi napis "promocja", gracz widzi "battle royale"

[hasty pelican]

tylko jeszcze kraje zachodnie musiałyby nam zrzucać drogą samolotową paczki z bronią, amunicją, sprzętem itp. podczas promocji

[fathom burrow]

nam to najwyżej bomby zrzucą

[hasty pelican]

[sage dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptsTG_Iu3zg
@fathom burrow when someone says : "Gauss rifle for 800 rubles"

[velvet umbra]

Was that Gauss Rifle deal real? I've never found it out.

[main laurel]

nah, he gets inside the building then tells you to piss off

[fathom burrow]

@velvet umbra fake

[weak crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701577046907813911/706610947984195644/video0.mp4

[fleet fog]

This isn't half life 2 memes

[ancient crown]

ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who Asked (Feat: Nobody Did) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

[plush badge]

na fam have you see stalker physics glitches

[fleet fog]

Playing your life. length: 0:00

[weak crest]

Playing your dick. Length: 0:00

[fleet fog]

Playing your dick. length: -1:00

[weak crest]

i said it louder!

[fleet fog]

uses > in a message

[weak crest]

hurr meme arrows

[weak crest]

go back to Fallout 4

[fleet fog]

What

Go back to DarkRP or ZS

[weak crest]

nice try kiddo, i play vanilla CS :3

[fleet fog]

You don't get the joke

It's Gmod

[weak crest]

yeah i know

Indeed

[digital saddle]

eknfwehfb hiefswy8ihsuygfe

[weak crest]

k

life in the zone is like living in a walmart

in 2020

[fleet fog]

xaxaxaxax cheeki breeki iv damke xaxaxax gopnik squat xaxaxaxaxa my water is now Vodka.

[weak crest]

ok

[muted marten]

@fleet fog anuuuuuuuuu

[weak crest]

ciki briki

dont tell walmart im hiding on the top shelf

Good luck pyro

[smoky trail]

cheeki breeki** i v** damke

[weak crest]

death

[night barn]

⌚

[sage dirge]

[muted marten]

Uh oh

It's past gamer time

[rustic ether]

memeboi

[alpine patrol]

memeboi

[weak crest]

Memeboi

[ancient crown]

I like how the dad is the only sane person in the meme

[weak crest]

No the memeboi is

[ancient crown]

Some guy dressed up as plague doctor

[weak crest]

Wh..
Thats a gp5

[graceful fox]

Soviet canisters having dangerous chemicals be like

[rustic ether]

Lol thats lies

[weak crest]

13% asbestos
dangerous

sounds like you got weak lungs mboy

[rustic ether]

what does that prove

asbestos is harmless

western propaganda to make the east look dumb

[fleet fog]

Asbestos is fireproof

but it smells really bad and makes my lungs hurt

[frozen cargo]

presence of asbestos in Soviet gasmasks has been NOT confirmed

[fleet fog]

Oh-ok zoomer

[weak crest]

it has been

any asbestos is bad, doesn't matter how much

[rustic ether]

Hah!

sure

[fleet fog]

Hah!

[muted marten]

sure

[fleet fog]

Ok commie liberal

[muted marten]

Woah

[fleet fog]

I just found 12 bricks

[muted marten]

Sell them

[alpine patrol]

no eat them

eat the bricks bonk

[sage dirge]

eat the bricks bonk
@alpine patrol Did you eat bricks before?

[night barn]

LEGO Bricks aren't worth anything

You only need those studs

[sage dirge]

[alpine patrol]

no real bricks

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

I've changed actor's name to Vova Vist, but it didn't work

[ancient crown]

Strelok PMm gang confirmed?

Also dont buly if thats not strelok i cant read the fricking acrylic alphabet

[sage dirge]

@ancient crown , He's the Marked One

Мічений = the Marked One

that was a bad joke

[fleet fog]

Yeah because we no speak you words

[sage dirge]

Yeah because we no speak you words
@fleet fog

[fleet fog]

@fleet fog
@sage dirge

[ancient crown]

@sage dirge
@fleet fog

[sage dirge]

@fleet fog
@ancient crown @sage dirge

[graceful fox]

THIS should be better

[alpine patrol]

make a freedom one

ill even give you the audio

@graceful fox

[graceful fox]

Challenge accepted

[alpine patrol]

thanks

[graceful fox]

I am making bandit one atm though

[alpine patrol]

epic

[graceful fox]

Bandit

@alpine patrol Get ready for the Freedom version

[graceful fox]

Oh this will be amazing

[alpine patrol]

ehehe

[graceful fox]

Oh that is... beautiful. Posting it now

@alpine patrol Enjoy

[alpine patrol]

thank you VooV ViiV very cool

[graceful fox]

👌

I can add more to it

[alpine patrol]

OoOooO

please do

[graceful fox]

Hopefully it works

[alpine patrol]

frick YES

[graceful fox]

lol

[alpine patrol]

profanity

[graceful fox]

I am proud of my work

[alpine patrol]

im froud of you too

[graceful fox]

THank you

When Siren head joins freedom

[alpine patrol]

oh yes

make it 1:20 minutes long lmao

[graceful fox]

oh god

I need to make it very slow then lol, and I do not know if I will go through the limit

[alpine patrol]

lol

why does wish granters voice make me sleepy

[graceful fox]

maybe its soothing lol

To make it longer, I may need a longer gif

or try use a video, remove all its volume

Oh, I fit the first line in, that's good!

[alpine patrol]

it need to be longer

becouse idi komnye

[fleet fog]

Idi cock-me

Idi cum yet

[alpine patrol]

watch your profanity !

thats a non epic gamer move

[fleet fog]

I'll cock-you instead

[north peak]

Иди ко мне

[fleet fog]

Idi bl*at me

[silver matrix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8QDZQdb2Y

[graceful fox]

Made a better one

Warning, possibly loud

[alpine patrol]

@fleet fog cock-me daddy UwU

dont keep me waiting ;D

[faint portal]

^^^what is this

[graceful fox]

Kinda made it better

[alpine patrol]

o,

[graceful fox]

Should I make a freedom version?

[alpine patrol]

y e s

[graceful fox]

@alpine patrol Aight, last Sirenhead meme in this channel

[prime stirrup]

Can You do this with duty propaganda?

[graceful fox]

Actually, sure

[prime stirrup]

Спасибо

[graceful fox]

It is done

[prime stirrup]

[graceful fox]

[silver matrix]

[hasty pelican]

ah yes

chernobyl veterans

join duty now

approaches at ludicrous speed

[graceful fox]

lol

[sage dirge]

[alpine patrol]

hardcore henry ?

one of my fav movies

[sage dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT4BMElBFK4

[alpine patrol]

stay safe gamers

[weak crest]

This dood be vibin

[frozen cargo]

What's this mod?

[weak crest]

Anomaly

1.5.0

[frozen cargo]

[ancient crown]

The rookie behind the slaughter 😳

[ancient crown]

The man behind the stalker

The marked behind the slaughter

I should put this in fanart

[alpine patrol]

i mean you chould have put some effort in it

oh god my english

[ancient crown]

Look at the thing you are criticizing and think about your life’s choices

[alpine patrol]

i dont have one sooo

[ancient crown]

Think about ur stalker choices that you usually make during your playthroughs then

[alpine patrol]

do you mean spam meds and antirads when firing englessly ?

HOLY FRİCK MY ENGLİSH İS DEAD

[ancient crown]

Ok now youve made me think criticizing this piece of crap is the smartest thing youve done

[alpine patrol]

it is

[ancient crown]

Next up tommorow: Bandit behind the slaughter

[ancient crown]

Doing custom purple guy stalker pfps dm me if interested

[weak crest]

give me

give me sidorovich behind the slaughter

[ivory jungle]

Украдено с группы Фладара в ВК

Lolg

[fleet fog]

Haha me make funy pedo furry game cringe fandom fnaf meme laugh!

[muted marten]

Haha

[sage dirge]

Ha

Why are fnaf games still alive?

[frozen cargo]

[weak crest]

fnaf 1 is kinda scary

seriously I’m not a fnaf sympathizer but it’s actually scary

i had brown substance in my pants while playing fnaf 1 broo

me too dude

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

[ivory jungle]

[fleet fog]

Fnaf 1 and fnaf 2 was the s**t, awhile after fnaf 2 came out, the community became infested with little dumbasses and cancer, they even started infesting game workshops, gmod is one of them.

[weak crest]

God I remember when I hated fnaf so much during that time, but coming back to it, it’s unpredictable and a fun experience

[sage dirge]

Gmod

[weak crest]

@ivory jungle

can you translate that meme please?

[ivory jungle]

can you translate that meme please?
@weak crest of course

[fleet fog]

Vodka

[ivory jungle]

I sneeze outdoor
People in 100 kilometers radius:
"Protect the world from Zone evil"

[weak crest]

😄 thanks ;ddd

[sage dirge]

[ivory jungle]

in english sounds worse than in rus

[main laurel]

[ivory jungle]

"зараза" - translate like "infection", but in eng localization duty propaganda use "evil" word

[sage dirge]

Ех, гробы подорожают

[ivory jungle]

Эх, давно не брал я саблю в руки...

[north peak]

🤔 resident зараза

[ivory jungle]

та кто его знает, ведь в локализанции вообще "Zone evil"

оо, кста Николай онлайн

[north peak]

Зараза не может быть доброй

[fleet fog]

cheeki breeki gopnik squat vodka

[weak crest]

🍑 👈 😏

[fleet fog]

Ashot and Yar be like

[little vigil]

[weak crest]

i can relate to this so much

when i first moved to sweden

[sage dirge]

yeah, all Ukrainians love to sit in lockers

[weak crest]

well im russian so i can understand this xD

[sage dirge]

я ще більше

[weak crest]

or well half russian

my russian is not that good

[sage dirge]

that's Ukrainian

[weak crest]

oh

ok

serjous have you played call of pripyat

[sage dirge]

of course

[weak crest]

wanna help me a bit xD

[sage dirge]

In what?

[weak crest]

well i cant find a way too get to the helicopter near the water place with the guys who tryed to kill me is sayes i need to ask stalkers but no one wants to talk to me

[sage dirge]

uh, i really don't know what you can do . Can you show me where is it?

[weak crest]

Nr1

[muted marten]

@weak crest are you playing vanilla?

[weak crest]

Yep

[muted marten]

I'm pretty sure you can just casually walk to it

[night barn]

You can just walk through it

[sage dirge]

Go here, Noah will help you

[night barn]

Ab

Plateau

Yeah, go see Noah

[weak crest]

Ok

[frozen cargo]

Something is wrong with this map

[muted marten]

It's not in English

[sage dirge]

it's the vodka balalaika language

[frozen cargo]

There is no freedom in Zaton and mercs are in this repair station and waste processing station, not Iron forest

[sage dirge]

yeah, it's a modded map

[north peak]

freedom base? 🧐

[sage dirge]

yeah, it's a modded map
@sage dirge

[muted marten]

Did you just reply to yourself

[sage dirge]

yes @sage dirge

Something wrong? haha..... i'm alone

[muted marten]

no wonder you spam my steam

brb

[sage dirge]

kek

[north peak]

Stalk somebody when the карантин is оver

[sage dirge]

I've друзья and it's just шутка

[north peak]

🤡 nice joke

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

Well i just hit the jackpot

[sage dirge]

nice

Did you find Noah?

[weak crest]

Idk i talked to some one named pilot and he took me yanov

I think i can get to the place from here

[hasty pelican]

what

you can't get to the plateau with the chopper from yanov

[sage dirge]

Idk

[hasty pelican]

Noah is in a barge

[muted marten]

Noah the man with the doggy

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

And where is Noah

[sage dirge]

I've sent you the map -_-

[muted marten]

^ kek

[night barn]

Yup

[weak crest]

Ok

[night barn]

Noah will teleport you to another area so you can get there

[hasty pelican]

yes

once you open the door to his barge he will pull a gun on you
don't shoot him

I think you have to talk to people at the skadovsk about the chopper in the plateau?

[sage dirge]

lul

[hasty pelican]

bruh

[night barn]

[graceful fox]

[weak crest]

Finaly i found him

[night barn]

Nice

[weak crest]

@sage dirge I hate you right now LOL DUTY BETTER >:(

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

duty better than freedom

its a fact

[undone cypress]

join duty

freedom dumb

[weak crest]

yes

[sage dirge]

The sign can't be wrong

[night barn]

I wonder why Freedom had more members than Duty

[weak crest]

cause freedom is made of kids - kids are immature and like to do whatever without orders

and Duty is made of teenagers and above)))))

[night barn]

Can you proof that I'm a kid?

[weak crest]

I don't need to

[sage dirge]

👍

[weak crest]

your faction choice says everything for you

[night barn]

So, you have no proof to back up your statement

[weak crest]

you dont need proof for obvious things 🤦‍♂️

[night barn]

As such, this statement has no merit to it

[weak crest]

you dont need proof for obvious things 🤦‍♂️

ez gg

[night barn]

No proof = false statement

[weak crest]

ok

so duty is good, right?

[night barn]

Nah

[weak crest]

Prove it))

[night barn]

They're hypocrites

Sure

So, do you know what Duty's goal is?

[weak crest]

Don't prove stuff with questions

[night barn]

Okay

Then I'll post a TL;DR you probably won't read

When you arrive at either Agroprom or Rostok, you see blood and bones littered everyone. Something you normally don't see anywhere, except for Duty occupied locations. As such, this means that many locations where Duty has settled are highly dangerous. Of course, it is even proven to be exactly that. Once Duty arrives somewhere for their "Holy Crusade", the Zone sends waves of Mutants who kill anything on its way and spawns flocks of Anomalies in the area. This, of course, also means that the Free Stalkers, those who Duty swore by oath to protect, are brought in danger. Also, did you ever notice Duty trying to help the Free Stalkers who are working for them? Meanwhile, those Free Stalkers are getting attacked by Bandits and Mutants from all sides. Those who Duty swore to protect and those who were working for Duty are left on their own to die. We know how the Mutants are a threat at Agroprom, but what about Rostok? Imagine being a Rookie making it to Rostok for the first time - and then? A whole pack of blind dogs start running after you, aggravated due to Duty's doings. Speaking of which, when you need to go to Rostok, it is mentioned how only people to their choosing are allowed inside, along with a fee they have to pay. That means that many aren't even able to go towards the 100 Rads Bar or even going to the North. But the worst thing they've done is sending the Marked One on a mission to kill a camp full of Free Stalkers. Funnily enough, this is exactly the same area as the Free Stalker base Duty failed to protect. Apparently, they're okay with breaking their own oath.

From bringing innocents into danger, to breaking their own oath, Duty is just not the good guys many see them as.

[weak crest]

ok freedomer fanboy. I still say Duty is better than Freedom. I will prove it

[night barn]

Very well

[weak crest]

🙂

[night barn]

Edited

Clearly edited

[weak crest]

gg ez)))))))))

[night barn]

Besides, that Bloodsucker statement is absolutely wrong

[weak crest]

ok

[hasty pelican]

Clear Sky was the best faction
They wanted to fix this mess, and I'll guess they had more idea how to do it than Duty

[sage dirge]

Looks like real

[night barn]

[weak crest]

@sage dirge

[sage dirge]

@weak crest

[weak crest]

edited, fake. fakeeeeee fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[sage dirge]

nah, it's just freedombest.ua

[weak crest]

nahhhhh fakeeeeeeeeee

back in my day freedom wasnt a thing

[hasty pelican]

yes noone under monolith control isn't free

[night barn]

So, they're free?

[sage dirge]

[hasty pelican]

No that was the Polish double negation

[muted marten]

[night barn]

[sage dirge]

I ruined it

[night barn]

[hasty pelican]

chaotic evil

[night barn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561149828503961600/701105597902356500/Absolutist_Vile.gif

[sage dirge]

[muted marten]

He aint even on the chart

[night barn]

Need to update

[muted marten]

Youre scarring me

[night barn]

[weak crest]

ok that was fun getting air raped

[orchid scaffold]

No that was the Polish double negation
Yeah, makes it hard to negate in English if you're used to double negating

[muted marten]

Air raped?

[sage dirge]

it happens...

[weak crest]

someone joined me and started making loud sounds

[muted marten]

So ear raped

[sage dirge]

[muted marten]

Kek

Also, Polish double negative is nice if its the way I imagine it to be

I think its like the Lithuanian one

Where it can work both as a positive and negative depending how you use it

[hasty pelican]

it may get annoying sometimes

rarely

[muted marten]

Maybe when trying to use in English, yeah

[hasty pelican]

yes

[weak crest]

yes

[sage dirge]

So ear raped
@muted marten kek

[muted marten]

)))

I had my headset on max for some reason and the high pitch was the end for me

[weak crest]

ok

go set ur mic gain to 80 dB now

[sage dirge]

[weak crest]

And talk to someone online 🙂

[muted marten]

Tbh I think its at that already yet its not ear rapey

[weak crest]

bruh

[sage dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYHC6XoOKls

[weak crest]

at 20 dB its very loud alone

no, you dont blow mic. You do it like Haix. Scream Russian crap with insanely loud mic

[undone cypress]

aim 100

[undone cypress]

free dudes

[main laurel]

sidorovich the second

[alpine patrol]

@undone cypress imposter

:c

[undone cypress]

no

i was first

youre my clone

cheekies breekies

[sage dirge]

Made a new fort 12 texture :p

[undone cypress]

cоол

[sage dirge]

йеs

[main laurel]

the sound of dying bandit in the background is making it much better

[graceful fox]

Ay mlyaaaa

Plot twist: It was me reacting to this beautiful gun texture

[sage dirge]

the sound of dying bandit in the background is making it much better
@main laurel lol , i thought it was too quiet to hear

[weak crest]

um guys how do i get seva suit

[sage dirge]

Nimble has it. You can order this suit.

I don't remember the price

[main laurel]

Owl should have one too, I think.

[weak crest]

okay

do they cost alot?

[sage dirge]

more than 30k i think

[night barn]

Should be about 20000+ RUB

[undone cypress]

нimble

[weak crest]

.......

i have 600 rub

[night barn]

Time to hunt for some Artifacts

[main laurel]

or if you dislike bandits you can go for a different kind of hunt

[night barn]

37500 RUB, by the way

[night barn]

And that's Hawaiian

Hawaiian is the cheapest

[muted marten]

Aloooooha

[night barn]

Especially with all the Achievements

[muted marten]

Unless you anger him

[main laurel]

Dunno why but I always thought Hawaiian was scamming me when I was selling him weapons

[night barn]

He'll only increase the prices if you are a Friend of Duty

[main laurel]

So it was just a false feeling

[night barn]

Yup

He's cheaper than Owl

[weak crest]

Who was the Guy you can order the suit from

[night barn]

Nimble

[main laurel]

The guy sitting at top floor in Skadovsk

[weak crest]

Okay thx

[sage dirge]

nimble

[night barn]

Yes

[sage dirge]

n i m b l e

[night barn]

Still, that's more expensive

Hawaiian is the cheapest

[main laurel]

I actually buy SEVA from Nimble just for the satisfaction of ordering it

[night barn]

Yeah

[main laurel]

Also I'm a hoarder so money plays no role.. It's weird that I always try to pay for ammo/medkits with guns, almost never money

[main laurel]

he do be vibin tho

[alpine patrol]

i just 360 noscoped a flesh with a toz

[sage dirge]

[surreal canopy]

[alpine patrol]

anomaly is fun

[fleet fog]

Freedom=Turn the zone into a playground and carelessly and deliberatley do things without thinking twice. Unlike Loki and the group defending the barrier however; they have enough brain cells to rub together to do something smart, Loki wants to release goverment information to the public, the group defending the barrier is trying to keep the Monolith at bay. Duty=Ok let's kill and harvest anything in our way.

[weak crest]

freedom just wants everyone to have a good time

[fleet fog]

But to turn the zone in a playground/amusement park is just retarded

They probably have autism and go into a bar, stand on the deck and strip naked and shout slurrs

[night barn]

Freedom wishes to study the Zone to benefit humanity

So, there's that

Also, Loki doesn't protect the Barrier

Cap does

[fleet fog]

Never said he did

Also, Yar tried to sex with Ashot

[night barn]

Nah

[fleet fog]

Ashot:Hey Yar!
Yar: Yup?
Ashot: Look what I got in here
Yar: What you got in there A-shot?
Ashot:Come here and see!
Yar:You got nothing that would impress even a little girl. No, you come over. I've got something to show you, or should I stick it out for you to see?

[night barn]

Yes

They's just foolin' 'round

[fleet fog]

no

[night barn]

Nah

[fleet fog]

Ashot is Asian.

[night barn]

Nah

[fleet fog]

He says he's Armenian

See, I told you

[night barn]

Yes

[weak crest]

@fleet fog

i respect you and your choice and opinion of duty and freedom

[alpine patrol]

i prefer freedom becouse weed and i dont like duty becouse they dont want any more stalker games to come out

[weak crest]

when you find artefact:
but:
see monolith.jpg :

[surreal canopy]

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[golden basin]

vano lived im so happy

[weak crest]

@fleet fog duty are gay

I mean cmon, its a bunch of ultra serious dudes all in one place pretending to be hard military dudes

Eighteen naked duty in the factory at agroprom

[night barn]

If only they were at the Factory at Agroprom

They refuse to help the people they swore to defend