#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Zombies be like "I WaNT NeMiRoFF VodKA"
bruh 
Ban Auttuja
Duty shill said the nword and didn't get warned
Zombies be like "I WaNT NeMiRoFF VodKA"
@fleet fog It's a little sad because he says : "..it hurts.... pain...."
Some of them will talk about their daughter, it's sad.
Haha Sid go broke
kek

Quality way of spending time
Sidorross lookin just fine
This chat is the biggest anomaly of the Zone 
Yep
Definitely
memomaly



This chat the best of memes
my face when the Stalker passed on the master without death
Is that killer bean in your profile pic
Nice .... you've killed one of the funniest person on the world 
Who
Vova Vist's brother

https://www.youtube.com/user/madgostream - записи стримов
Если хочешь поддержать автора нарезок подпишись на его: https://goo.gl/LZbhxM ютуб
https://www.twitch.tv/va13r твич
I don't believe I did


Translation: sleep well, two brothers and patriots of Ukraine: Vova and Borya Vist
Ukraine won't be the same after that...
Lol
i really miss nikolai and his funny memes

Bruh why do STALKERs in Gunslinger throw the water bottles away? Just refill it from the lake, you can trust me!
I want to be a meme!

@sage dirge
Move offtopic memes to #561154112683507712 in the future
This channel is for Stalker memes




Can i leave this Sidor?

I will buy him for 200 rubles
But he sells a bandage for 30.000 rubles....

🗡️ 
I can finally buy the diet sausage
20k rubles for the diet sausage

im joking im joking
2 rubles
I'll cut off your sausage, it's cheaper 

that's why people drink vodka
Ah, helth
The first guy seems to have a freedom shirt under that jacket and the third one has duty colors on him
You can see the intensity between those two
The fourth one looks like zombified 
the best friends
i dont know man, Sidor isnt enjoying himself on tbat photo

jump on them like goombas
No
press lmb
Sidor is more danger weapon
I thought that was a shrek dil-
funn lol kek



Sidorodalonia 


Rip Moldova


Hmmm
Someone's stealing my stuff
Now I'm gonna leave this server, come back with alt account and start posting cringe memes
nikolai ? is that you ?
nikolai lore

Plot twist
nikolai ? is that you ?
I can say for sure that I'm a doomer, not artist
so it is you !
kek
Nikolai Doomer?


Slavic Belinski?
🇮🇩
artist?
Autist?

So many questions
Polish Belinski 
so little anwsers
World is a difficult place
why
Because we don't have the answers from doomer
i understand
govno
💩




But yes, we do have lector instead of dubbing
And it's great
What's happening, хлопці?
All praise the Mirosław Utta! 

wat
I prefer Vova Vist with a loaf
I believe most of us do
Poor Vist's family
Stalker memes : shadow of Belinsky
worship nikolai belinski
The Eye of Collector
Of course
Collector didn't like me as his Eye
Which made me pretty sad
:(
I remember that lmao
;
agreed
Me as an intellectual playing this emoji game
Man, this game is pretty hard
Me and serjous made it today
I've an idea for it
Add 5 emojis then just play until there's 1 left or smth
Degtyarev wins lol
That's not working so good but ok
so no strelok ?
ight imma head out
See ya
Did the numbers went up and down at that 5 emoji comment? It got bugged for me, had to restart the Discord
Game for the real men
joji? more like JoJo
I wanna remind you
That's Fake Frank, ya dork
^
knives and a black gay priest 

That's looks like some sort of Nicolay's memes
@night barn speed, heaven, knives, water and gay black priest 
and weird red pointy frouts
Pucci
d i o
D i a v o l o
N o
y e s
Y O S
v a l e n t i n e
m a d e i n h e a v e n p u c c i k n i v e s o c e a n @night barn
Google images is the best for S2 content
Still at Phantom Blood, though

smh i have read all the mangas and all the non canon sheat
Yeah
That's looks like O N I M E
I'm new to it
Справедливо
want some spoilers ?
Nah
batman dies in part 2
Aw darn
Want some spoilers?
Thanks, now i know minecraft 2 ending 
In lego batman 2 when you kill the last guy, none of the good people die
And the meanie gets arrested
where tf is the nsfw channel then ?
Yeah, gmod ragdoll sounds
Not on this server
Really useful 
@alpine patrol IT'S FINNEGAN THE FOX

Nice loaf
Awesome crust
I want MORE memes with Vistst and loaf
Agreed
Lately people stopped making them
The news die down = the memes die down
Ye
Waiting for that vodka or sausage model though
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So far the bread thing is the only memeable thing of Stalker 2 (since there is no other material). If nothing changes, I think a "Bread" faction could easily be added to the game.
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pripyathawks/
Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c...
While there's more results, a lot aint stalker or vova related
I love whoever made that video lol
i found this
So no one told you the Zone was gonna be this way...
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pripyathawks/
Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrJNoVvvSJrzk27MQnpJqVA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pripyathawks (@pripyathawks)
VK: https://vk.com/public1792...
Are you from another planet? 
Well I'm using English google
Exact the same
CAPS or not
doesn't matter
I would like to see how many results you get from simply STALKER
I remember hearing something about Russia censoring some parts of the internet
So I guess that could affect it a little bit?
Idk
I'm from Ukraine
no problem 
I'm from Lithuania
Kek, i saw it in steam

Ганджубасик


Вова, любимый наш, Герой Украины посмертно 
@muted marten Everything that i know about Lithuania you can see in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R27OaljSQoU Cool guy but he has stopped making videos
Song about my country
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/noideaanimation
Reddit: https://reddit.com/r/NoIdeaAnimation/
LYRICS
Don’t try to pretend
That you know where I am From
Try to listen to this Riddle
Because it’s not Communism
My Country is Small
But st...


He wanted to move to Denmark or smth because animations didn't pay him jack

How soviet union made a super soldier.
Yes it is dark humor.
Did you know:
Chernobyl nuclear accident was tried to keep secret.
Sweden alerted Europe about the accident.
Comic by AintThatADaisy: https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/b45yrh/super_soldier/
LINK...
We need to make a petition 
No wonder he needs a doctor

I wake up every day like that 
That's how I look like going to sleep
Kek, i thought that's an advertisement of "World of warships"
Your gun has jammed.
The same thing happened to a plastic bb gun I bought from some roadside shop!
Am I allowed to post vulgar memes here? @night barn
Yes

"Strelok! Hurry up!
Monolith turned on 5G antennas!
Oh God, oh F
k

Look at this handsome boi
@frozen cargo this is funny
Nice discord
@sage dirge we did it
No idea, but I think our game did it
oh sorry
¯_(ツ)_/¯
my brain is slowly dying
That's normal
makowiec
Discort has many bugs, like in Stalker 
Meh
Discord is run on Xray engine confirmed
Care to bet Stalker has less
Yeah but unlike stalker, discord sucks and then tries to make uwu kawaii jokes about it
Stalker has scarier bugs than X18
Like an invisible RPG? 
X
It is everywhere
These are not bugs, those are features
anomalies maybe?


The same for me

Do you understand that
is inside of the picture? 
Yes
lmao
we did it boys, anomaly is no more
Best meme
Good for you

Good morning
Chuvak, freaking eat something
he waits...
For me to pay off the debt
When you accidentally stumble upon a furry server in gmod
Dangerous psi-emissions leave the dangerous zone immediatley

This chat seems to be abandoned 
how did you know 
Idk 
Who told you 
ew


Kuznetsov's face is the worst nightmare 
Vova?
Vist?
No way

He has a beautiful face




And his fort 12 which i like 
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/704709305626263672/kuznetsov.png
@muted marten Your steam profile in one picture
I did get that link from my steam profile lmao

hello gamers
These r kinda memeable
yes they are lmao
Kiss ya
repost 


🤫
Got a screenie?
Actually he was granted as a colonel in CoP ending iirc
But he declined that to go back to the Zone right?

Maslina
Controller 
Happier times
Look at dat smile
Yeah bro haha really funny
Just kidding. Shut your mouth before I feed you to an anomaly
☢️
People think the zombie survival idea is political
how
Agent D?
Sakharov when he can't get into Kruglov's flash drive because it's corrupted
funi)))
gud memes 
Может и квантовая
Poor guy, sometimes you can't save everyone.
Yep
Lukash's brain turning on for the first time.
lol
That makes sense because he's very smart
yes yes
yes
HAHAH FREEDOM DUMB WEED 420 BLASE IS BRUH
Monolith successfully given to Dr. Coomer#6549.
-takerole @alpine patrol Freedom
Freedom successfully removed from Dr. Coomer#6549.
freedom AND monolith
i was jokin lol
but i like mOwOlith better
mOwOlith
traitor 
he want too close to brain scorcher
||he finished ShoC but joined the c-conciousness||
we lost a man to monolith
this ain't good
Sidor , get him
im gonna kill CHARON

smh
whips out fully upgraded SPSA-14
heck no you ain't
OH CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE !!!
- whips out gauss rifle * BUT NOT FOR ME !
- nae nae's *
ight imma head out to swamps
if you dont worship the monolith he will find you
I'll snipe him with my VSS Vintorez before he comes
and if he does I always have a shotgun
h e i s i m m o r t a l
doubt
@alpine patrol , yay my image

I've found this thing https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/640351941032935444/704409833293742100/unknown.png on this server yesterday and today you hit me with your mOwOlith
Stahp
now i will take down every singe one in the great swamps
Call me Rubi yes thank you also I not likey you now
oh nooo....
oh yeeeeees
I'm not talking about swamp
I'm talking about monolith
That's right, братан
братик

add this as an emoji
https://www.roblox.com/games/4519810620/The-zone-2 roblox stalker is a thing (i totally dont play roblox and totally didn't make this)
hhahahaahahahah, dont ban me, hahahahahaha
If it doesn't have ton of bugs, i can't play it
oh boy it does
where is the xray engine bugs
Thanks god,but i won't play it anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯
the usp is the size of the hole roblox guy leg
R o m a n t i c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo-bPfd1Bs0 I swear its not my fault its your!
I'm actually happy with my meme for once
HE'S BACK @weak crest
So proud of you Belinsky, you gave me hope.
^
Imma go sleep soon lmao
why
12:08 am but ok
no, it’s the go home stalker
@weak crest I thought you was killed by cheeki breeki memes
no, i just passed out.
well, that's not too bad 🤔
yeah but a couple more cheeki breeki memes will kill me.

danila this is zone comrade we must have fun
Danila is already dead 
i miss danila
Bruh
Me when Nikolai Belinski posts a crappy meme on the Discord
Shamefur Dispray!
I do, they're just crappy
StreetS LokkoL
calling stalker memes crap will cause you to be that you don’t like stalker
The ones you post are crap

Good meme yes?
HeT

You have no idea what hte heck was posted here at 4am today by some Croatian kid
What
hmmmmmmmmmm
Nikolai was the top tier meme poster compared to what was posted 12h ago
a genitalia picture?
No
Keemstar saying the nword
Fricking rock image spam, some baby with captions like “me at 2am”
What-
Some obeese dude and caption
Oh yeah, I saw that
Good Job Helping Me My Friend Gajunas
“what my laptop sees at 3am loading smth”
Belinski 1000000x better than whatever was posted earlier
He also needs to work on translucenscy and transparency
Okay, I publically announce that Nikolai is actually a good memer
Deleted half of it
and does not deserve his memes to be called crap
MEEM
Imma go play clear sky now
had to edit lots of things
Freedomer defending the barrier from a horde of Monolith Troops
Daily Monolit meal.
mmm
Agreed
Monolith soldier face
Bloodsucker when pinned by Freedomer
Bandit threatening the STALKER to give him rubles
The monkey is a Freedomer 
Wait
Scroll up now
Why
Just do it I changed the text for monkey meme
I see nothing
this soap is so delicious 

Template for putting down groups such as:
-furries
-bronies
-rednecks
-weeaboos
-and many more
Kuznetsov's face when Kuznetsov https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/704709305626263672/kuznetsov.png
Kuznetsov's nose when Kuznetsov
smells like 500 rubles
My face when VOva
s
Pleasos

So you don’t like my memes again
Ok i’ll stop posting again until you say sorry for insult of my memes
Looking at the reaction of everyone in the server, nobody does, honestly
not again, always is more correct
Give me more memes with Vova Vist and loaf
OMG yes
why should i if you already insulted my memes
y o s
¯_(ツ)_/¯
your gonna have to try hard to get me back

Dear @weak crest
we want to apologize for disliking and criticizing your stalker memes and want you to come back. Your memes were like a light in darkness of unfunny memes. They made us laugh, even cry sometimes. Life without your memes is like bread without butter, like cheeki without breeki. We beg you, please come back.

Yes, indeed
depression is coming
I'll name my son "Nikolai Belinski"
I'll name my daughter "Nikolaia Belinskia"

What the hell is this child doing killing random friendly Stalkers
Probably an edgy white kid
I think he was in duty base in clear sky
so probably he was siding with freedom and just going nuts over the faction war
There are too much pure hate in this kid 
He's gonna be the next school shooter
It's a slavic country
He can't buy weapon
Drawing R34 can make more money than minimum wage job 
I'm proud of him
They grow up so fast
Too bad he plays on Novice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO5Oaroo0PM what a beautiful song it's......
Sidor? 
no hes an immortal god that took 4 rpg'S to the face and still lived
He's the main anomaly of the Zone
Who did you kill?
e v e r y o n e
It's trying to protect the chat
wolf
so much blood

omw to kill tolik
jk ill stop i allready feel bad
imma delete my saves and start over
Your karma doesn't feel so good 
as a loner
@night barn hey comrade can you remove monolith and give me freedom role back ?
yay
Freedom successfully given to mOwOlith fighter#6549.
-takerole @alpine patrol Monolith
yey
Monolith successfully removed from mOwOlith fighter#6549.


Omg, what a legend


you still have to try harder because you already bullied my memes and me 2 times
Try Your Best To Get Me Back
Or Direct Message Me To Get Me Back Too
Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word
That Is Improper Use Of The Shift Key
Not talking anymore that’s all i’m gonna say
What...
That didn't last long lmao
I ain't gonna PM you again just to make you post memes
Did it once for the joke
PM gang
yay
PMm Gang
Pmm auto gang
PMm Gang
PMm Gang

PMm gang
toz gang
No

toz trash
No 
toz is a godly weapon
only used by chads and not exo suit wearing viergins like you
boi if you shut yo bubblegum dum dum beech ass up
😎
Cringe
'Sup
👌
Both of you broke it, honestly
Well guess what, I am level 12 now
isnt kuck a swear too ?
kuck = cock and penis smh wrytard
I'm Level 53
ok

Cock and ball torture, Marked One, or overpriced bandages or CBT, and d*ck torture is the appliance of pain to the male genitals via masochism or deliberate torture.


Correct

Yeah, that well-known loaf cat
CBT is better
no, loaf cat is good
I think he's (or it's
) even better than Sidor
oh god
Herobrine, no way!
why did I press play oh god
little herobrine
Poor herobrine...

Here is the full site



my 
komedi)
✊
😩

mmm
posting the whole CBT is not allowed - got a strike
then sells to Sidor for 200 rubles
Cause he will "lose his business" if he has to pay more than that
Yet the next customer who comes in pays 120000 for it
@alpine patrol , Did you sell it?

mmm milk
yummy
Yea, right choice
would do the same
That's how Sidor works
Sidorovich, Strelok and Nimble are the only characters in all 3 games
I expect nimble one way or another in S2
Even as a mention
w h e r e
@alpine patrol the loners talk about Sidor in their monologues
Sid is only a mention in CoP yeah
@alpine patrol , they talk about that Sidor has better prices
than local traders. 
Sidor is basically the humble trader
A jew
i only got overpriced bandages and rubber bullets
-warn @alpine patrol Rule 6
Punishment(s) Gordon Freedom#6549: 716775649955856 submitted successfully.
Besides, not even the right place for it, since it wasn't a Stalker meme
Last time I tried to be cocky and take a fight with the laws here
I got one of the shameful marks
the marked one
UwU ?


That was just true blursed material
Hell, everything is blursed when it comes to the Monolith
-warn @alpine patrol Rule 3
Punishment(s) Gordon Freedom#6549: 716782263169040 submitted successfully.

what did i do
where ?
Nowhere, since I now deleted the post
Said the poopy word
Yup

Apparently
A giant S-Bomb
Yeah
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I like how these are called "warnings" but you guys don't warn
We do
We do
Like you don't say - don't do that
We do
Oh bruh never saw it
You've been here for like 2 weeks
After a while, I assume these people learned about the Rules and start to enforce them
Yeah, maybe
¯_(ツ)_/¯

hey @night barn 😳
Strelok to the Wish Granter: I want to become handsome
Wish Granter:
😳
20 years ?
Ain't a stalker meme so now punish me dady
Daddy**
Boy I have no idea how old is he
He is between like 7 and 48 years old
He was also used as a kinders competition ad
Bruh
@alpine patrol That looks like a new plot for a movie

He is so happy
4chan spammed the heck out of him in a kinders competition to make him the face on the boxes
Kinders had to restart it like 8 time
s
Would take a massive W
If they made this the guy for the packaging
You would get bullied for not buying chocolate just because he is mentally disabled
Win win
Bruh
That's how marketting works

Because you exported as jpeg instead of png probably
Doesn't work
Oof
Nah





