#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Have you even played stalker
Yes
Not you bonk
yes do i really have to send the same screenshot of lab x16 of me almost dieing from a snork
How many of the games have you completed
3
Only shadow of chernobyl
Yeah that explains a bit, though grenades still exist in it
here’s that snork almost killing me


bruhbruhbruh
Agreed

With that audio file you pretty much just made Crimson like you
I already liked Bonk
More so

What

here’s screenshot of me trying to get to lab x16
Wtf is that sky
CS on DX10 except SoC
no
you aren’t funny
i didn’t laugh
When You First Time Playing Stalker 2 Beta Alpha Early Access
When Bandits See The Stalkers
Ok slavaboo
I came here to look at dank stalker memes and the half of recent content is pure cringe, im disapointed and my day is ruined
Xaxa life of Boris slav squat hardbass cheeki breeki xaxa
No. That's just boring and irritating. I used to think that stalker fanbase is divided between freedom and duty supporters but that's not true. There are stalker fans and life of Boris fans.
I wanted to see some original stalker memes.
My week has been going garbage and these memes are actually making it worse
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro
You Have challenged me
Cheeki breeki
I’ve heard cheeki breeki is just overused bruh.
and it is!
Danila
I thought it was a funny phrase, but when I hear it outside stalker it's just.. not the same
Not sad, just disapointed
you need some cheeki breeki
Hagtrop is that you

yes
I changed my profile so they won’t know i’m the real hagtorp or too many people asking for my art
and they would copy them
and they would pretend they are me
last time i saw other people stealing my art and putting it on the fan art area
Of course, because they love your art
and some of there pfp is my art
It's not stealing
Las time I saw you, you were saying people were stealing your art because they used it as a profile pic
Ah nevermind
Which is a load of crap lmao
Stop talking about me
Now i’m disappointed
i expected another cheeki breeki meme.
Alright, let me quote myself
Well it's not the same meme, but it's the same image reposted for like the 6th time today
Posting isn't the same as stealing
After all, your signature is on the art
You've got fans who enjoy your art. They'll post it, use it as their profile picture or even sometimes edit it because they like it
Of course, if you don't want this, you could always make some sort of announcement about it
ok fine fine they can take it


i hate being mauled by cats every time i leave the rookie village.
When the stalkers keep saying cheeki breeki to the bandits
i’m
i’m done


i'd rather make out with a bloodsucker 
I think today is the worst day this channel has ever seen
look at my profile picture comrades i’m very handsome
Vova Vist has left the chat
Hey don’t blame me
Plus i am artist and you bully me
Oi gajunas, I'm looking for a screenshot of a specific cutscene in stalker SoC where Strelok showed an artifact to the Doctor and said smthn like "Only if you could be where I've been and see what I saw".
Any hint how to look for that image?
here’s cutscene prosty
Not you hagtrop
@main laurel 
<3
Can I ask what country you're from?
Why should i say my info stuff Hm ?
You don't have to, it's exactly why i asked if I **CAN **ask you that
correct comrade crimson
That feeling when i live in Ukraine

That feeling when I've been to Ukraine and these country memes kinda suck
You're also reposting them
Zemlya tebe pyxom
I don’t got much memes
bruh moment detected, fellow stalkers
This ain't even a bruh moment anymore
yes it ain’t bruh moment
if i see one more cheeki breeki or get out of stalker meme i’m leaving this server.
Poor Danila
I can't say I don't feel the same
When Gajunas Betrays Me
Me:SAY YOUR PRAYERS GAJUNAS
b r u h
ahh I have become experienced

Ah I Have Becomed
cheers pal
WHY AM I STILL NOVICE
nah
wut
i love my
No please don’t make me go rank 0
i’m almost done with Stalker shadow of chernobyl
AK-74M
Master difficulty
bob sponge
China Sponge
Am i allow to say that virus
Or No Is It Racist ?
Yes you can say it
Corona Spongebob
Kek
Only anti ukranian russian shill journalists care about you saying that here
I say it cause of that post
That post useless
Who Is On The Master Rank In This Server ?
How many levels do i have to get to master
50
Bruh
ahh I guessed it
Anyone Want Vodka ?
I prefer 
I prefer anti-rads
When The Reeee Frog Found An AK From A Dead Military Dude In Stalker


QUALITY
8к full HD
Well, I aint no meme lord, but I've put some effort into it
Omg, is this photoshop or a resource pack
Im downloading it right now, this is perfect
End my suffering 
ree frog
Norman detected
this is Nikolai Belinski pfp copy pasted and badly adjusted to the colour of the screenshot in that meme
typing youtube

Spaghetti
Depends on the YTP

error cancel ok delete 

Nimble
ok

Strelok made the zone more unstable
Yup
Well yes but actually yes

I love it more than most of the stuff posted here today, Prosty

Thank you
Is that?
"You cant sell me if you cant get me"
is it bad that i haven’t played SoC?
ok
Wait, there's a Trophy AK in SoC?
the best gun to mow down da chopper
When Comrade Crimson Sees A Bandit Cheating In Stalker
Comrade Crimson : I HAVE SQUEEZED YOUR EYES Hey Read Rules No Cheating
When I Completed Stalker Shadow Of Chernobyl But They Give Me The Worst Reward Or Prize
Starts Beating Comrade Crimson Or Gajunas
Not finished
did i just saw
Wut is this
That's all hallucinations
You Have Bullied me Now Meet Your Maker
But that face You Did on that
That’s Very Good Photoshop
I finally meet you.... my father....
did i just heard paint

Prosty wanna join me with the bandits ?
Нет, спасибо 
"Remember no ukrainian" doesn't exist so..... Ні, дякую
well i’m still gonna speak english cause some people dunno russian
so i’m still going to
Don't juts make up crap though
нет Русский
I actually commit mass genocide on bandits in every version of stalker soo.. I'll pass
@main laurel especially at the garbage
Yes, It's also pretty convienient that they live in Garbage, we don't have to move the trash 
That’s where Bandits belong.
In the garbage.
you belong in the garbage
i’m a bandit
Your a merc you also belong in there so welcome
My artefact is in danger
@sage dirge STRELOK GOT YOUR ARTIFACT PROTECTED DO NOT WORRY
he had already sold it 
Lmao
bruh

kinda cringe ngl

Mononi
@night barn instead of brains he hunts for welfare

wow
I wonder if we can make it even worse
gud quality content
no
also repost 
@weak crest where is the funny?
Smells like radioactive meat
delicious, finally, some good food in the zone
Dead stalkers, a Scammers delicate
dab
3:20 tho
^
4:21
but it's 4:20 everyday until april doesn't end
Its 4:20 every day even if April ends

работает 1
hl 3 cancelled, hl alyx 2 is will be released
🤔
Is this Sid's head on fire?
yes ?

Sidorovich in Ukraine. Compare costs, buy... 
thought that was a mailbox

mmmyes when making a meme make sure the text is included in the image
Is this one of the science experiments that got out of control?
yes
what is that mod?
It's a build
the boys
Out of nowhere, a wild Sidoross attacks.
he looks like an an0nymooose animation
Yall know what date today is
16 minutes
16mins for me
21:23 UTC
1am atm
Darn yall in the future
01:23:40 Alexandr Akimov presses the AZ-5 button
5 secs later
Beginning of our world.
Yeah but I'm counting for ya, my friend from Lithuania has bday too
Aye nice
Im gonna set bandit radio for alarm till its 1:23:44
Remember
RBMK reactors do not explode
That is true, the one in Ignalina still stands
Or should I put dootie propaganda?
None
5 minutes
45 seconds
And so the new world was born in flames and invisible death. And now we're the part of this world...
Like a Phoenix from the irradiated ashes
And then world died again, in 2006
Poetic
Such is life in the Zone
Now we wait for the steam sale announcement tmrw 
Freedom=😎
Monolith=Authoritarian
Bandits=Bruh
Freedom gave money to Vova's family after his death. It deserves respect 
Freadumb bone blood suc, bread and voov vist memes, funy hahaah
🍞
Ok Hillary Clintons
no.

Sidor should get some bodyguards, surprising someone hasn't shot the guy
i tried to kill him he has some sort of shield xd
now you see Sidor's bunker is an anomaly all in itself as it makes you hide your weapon so he's invincible while inside
the only way of defeating him is with the use of another anomaly in the CNPP
It all makes sense now

Stalker - perfect ending
Try To Find Gajunas In This Stalker Meme

Yeah bro try to find me, gonna be one heck of a challenge

He disquised himself as a tomato!
This was my old pic so it's even better

hol up, let me make this accurate
I better-ified it

Lmao
A man can dream
A man can dream of Nikolai Belinski stopping posting memes with ones self
I approve this meme
And then he turned himself into a tomato
Funniest
I've ever seen



rilli funi 
a funny voiceactor: https://www.youtube.com/user/BenPaddock
a funny twitter: https://twitter.com/TipsyHorses
Actually it's creepy
how many feels_stalk are out there? i think i'm close to finish my collection
how much stalker Pepes are there?
I've got about 20 or so
I can send them you guys in DM, if you want
mmm
yeh sure
Barmen doesn't look like pepe

When you found streloks phone

when your playing stalker 2 but with a MOD

I've actually never quick saved in Stalker

i once lost a real life hour bc i f7 instead of f6, since then i only use f5 and f9
Isn't it weird seeing a russian being a slavaboo
who's the person in question?
Proud NIkolai

Ора
найс
Yes
wHen you're playing stukker
When There Is Multiplayer In Stalker 2
Life is pain

when your gun is jammed or needs to be fixed
When you spam memes literally nobody likes just to level up in a server...
I wonder if it would be possible to combine these faces into one
🤔
I tried
I will try
It's pretty hard
I imagine
But you can make them transparent and place them over each other
hmm
Freepepe 
Clear Sky Pepe 
ahh very good
why you don’t like my memes
A new mutant appeared in The Zone
Can we combine Sidor into it?
🤔
When You Made Lots Of Progress On Master Difficulty In Stalker Call Of Pripyat But Never Saved Your Game And You Forgot To Reload
I need to upgrade this
nvm trying to combine three names into one is a bad idea
Strelocaryev? 🤔
good enough
Scarlok looks good


Duty IS the image
That's interspecies you dumb furry

+1
soreh.
This is furry? 
We all want this bloodsucker
@sage dirge. Ahh i see u are a man of culture as well
Yes
Oh
I delete all that
I didn't knew that was a furry 
This this the first time when i thank duty for saving the chat

i want to eigh
I love 2 aight
I won 2 "a"
AYY
That Strelocaryev is real scary
add him as an emoji
Nah
Everyone opposes the furries
so, another monolith
Even monothots hate 'em
Except the stupidest zombified 
uwulith
Zombies are too stupid
hmmmm
Renegades are Bandits but more aggressive
Bruh oof
Sidorovich loves furry, I saw his Google history
I think they would be like Renegades and Clear Sky mix
They see, they kill, see Bandit or Merc (except Scar), let's have a cup of tea.
"Felt cute, might increase the prices later."
Yeah.... that well-known slow-mo anomaly 
actually, that anomaly can be totally real, just an air with very very high density would make you fall very very slowly
I'm slowly turning into a zombie with this video
Sidrovich watches 2hu on his Acer™️ laptop when no one is around
Mr Sidor

If I get a stoner gf I'm making her play STALKER and turning her into a freedom member

@alpine patrol why does strelok have meth teeth in that image
cant he ?
"A girl AND a gamer? A-hoo-ga!" - iDubbbz, probably
nope

Rip Вова Вист...
Ссылка на оригинал :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o

military man
I am not learning the language much yet I am working on transliterating the alphabets so i can better understand the words
Learning to pronounce them may also be hard for you
All I know how to say beyond 'pleased to meet you' would get my comment deleted.
Kek this, I know all the gamer words


I always gave them medkits
Cheese kits

Why wouldn't you give it them?
(well, may be because you're running out of them)
Tolik will never die
Me running the PMm
https://youtu.be/mRRwbhN4-sU
It's not a soldier's gun.
sauce is cokeman btw - stumbled upon this video whilst looking for YLYL threads, some dude had posted it as a test. didnt know who cokeman was or if the guy in the vid was famous so i uploaded it here to immortalize it. Kept it up because of the b...
PMm Gang
never underestimate the PMm
Auto PMm Gang


How about auto sawed-off gang?
I've already made the best pm-shotgun
Owl sells the gauss gun for 0 rubles
glad i won’t see another cheeki breeki meme
then i’m gonna have another mental breakdown
https://youtu.be/SRT2gBMNx54 like this?
Claps twice
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spam the cheeki breeki
sultan when you dont give him the compass
cringe meme ngl
FUNN
Yeah, but he's not the ukrainian hero like Vova Vist
he is an imposter

Where did you get Clear Sky armour
theres a man called
Nimble
n i m b l e
its 25 k or sumthing
i mean its not worth it becouse it has nearly no durability and its pricey to upgrade it
i just wear it becouse its epic
С П Р И Т Н И К
and i just said epic unironically i want to half myself
I wouldn't know the stats of Gunslingers' CS-3a Body Armor
But in CoP Vanilla, it's about 12 KG and an average all-rounder
and its heavy as crap
i usually have 45-47 kg of equipment os i wont run very fast
I don't know why but "nimble" in english sounds funny 
no
yes
Tactical nuke incoming!
Hot
@night barn heey
Onii chan implies that you're the sister of that A-10

I've already made the best pm-shotgun
@sage dirge👍
Why 
Cant, not at mein house
Darn
pmm highlights i guess, le pmm
credit:
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsCwUkMyso&list=RDhpsCwUkMyso&start_radio=1
(PS. FUCK BEES
stolen duty meme

That's really exist
Rick Astley just can’t stop getting Wreck Rolled, he just can’t.
(In fact, he loves it)
#WreckRoll #RickRoll #RickAstley #RalphBreaksTheInternet
create a cult of the PMm @night barn
Then change my name to a PMm gang member
I rly need to join 

18 naked dutiers in the showers at Yanov
Big herds of freedom diet sausage wanting to be succd
18 naked dutiers wanting to be shot
Dutiers in the showers at Yanov on their knees wanting to suck Hawwain's prices, Duty really sucks
This guy named Grant MacDonald made it
He did it as a joke, you can hear him cracking up when he talks
He made 230 ram ranches so far
230 ram ranches changes a man
230 ram ranches
Ram Ranch 55 ended racism, go watch it
@fleet fog the whole playlist is 1 day 6 hours long
Yep
I've listened it to like... 40?
When You Donate Benjamin Money
When Stalker Is Anime
He has a special thing for interesting memes
What Do You Mean?


Not cool chuvak
But not phonetic English
True
What
IM TIRED OF THESE CHEEKI BREEKI MEMES.
Chert chuvak, ya got the whole squad laughin'
Cheeki Breeki lychshie memi na svete
xaxaxaxa chiki braeke iv damnke xaxaxaaxaxa gopnik squat vodka xaxaaxaxaxx
slavaboos be like
IM DONE. I AM GOING BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND.
I have a joke
Bye bye Danila
CHEEKI BREEKI
Yesterday’s memes wERE OK
XAXAXAXAXAX, TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
so GOOOD BYE
Tremor was gonna kill you anyway

Лол кек funny

The mods are taking a nappy, let's be criminals
Big herds of throbbing gauss cannons wanting to be shot
18 Dutiers wanting to be shot
Clear Sky soyboys on their knees wanting to suck Mercenary diet sausage
Duty really sucks.
Hot hard buffed Bandits their SMGs lookin' hard, 18 more wild Bandits in Zaton
Big Bulging wallets ever so full of rubles
Radioactive showers in an emission, big hards of anomalies stumping rookies, like monolith psy waves wanting to control
F chat
Yeah, 28 U.S.S spetsnaz
pulling up in camoflaged ford raptor tucks
Stingray helicopters landin
The CNPP is under siege
Under lockdown? Russian Spetsnaz are gonna freak soyboy monolith butts
Lookin' for Strelok
Yo
Oy
Y'all really scared danilla away
playing hl3 beta
Україна вперед!

Owl after you accidentally buy something from him and he buys it back for 1/10th its value
funnn

SVD auto 


bruh it uses 9x18 rounds
Ну да, это же нормально когда свд очередями стреляет
bruh it uses 9x18 rounds
@hasty pelican I made it because this type of ammo is more common
does it have the stats of the normal SVD?
No but i can make it
In the files of SOC there's the hi-power that can be restored 
Excuse me good sir
But Hi-power is pretty common pistol in SoC
Not the best one tho
Actually I'd take Makarov over hp
The HPSS-1m isn't in SoC
Isn't it easter egg from some Russian movie?
and i found a guy laying dead on the floor at the streloks stash at jupiter
which one?
his name is senka and testuff is allready there but the guy died with a uav module that i have taken from the uav
Compact psi installation it says
From the lore I know that Senka was a helper of Nitro
wait is that the psi emittor from the pripyat section ?
If you gave Nitro the Black box to unlock (i dont remember name, dont judge me) he would tell Senka to deliever it to you once he cracked it open
Yep
sad gamer moments
He's also in Clear Sky, though still drunk and in Bandit faction
where can i find him ?
Depot
Bandit Base at garbage, he's in the room next to technician
so he will attack me ?
nah

pog
though with some clever grenade throwing you can eradicate this guy from existence
i dont want to :C
Why would you like Senka?
hes epic

Tolik is the best 
PETRUHA
i want to kill myself 
translatre to ameriburger
That's how
works

translatre to ameriburger
Don't waste your breath, pall
it was a joke :ı

mmmy ss
Where is the cheeki breeki meme? 

sidreadovich
sidreadovich 
sidreadovich

sidreadovich

it looks like keter has breached its containment
join us
sidreadovich

did i do the funy? am i fun yet bois?
yos
xaxaxaxa cheeki breekee xaxaaxaxaxa gopnik squat, ussr turn water into vodka xaxaxaxaxa.
BhEeKi CrEeKi
O
I think the stalker developers are right 
i just shot this man with a shotgun that has a scope and he fouken launched so high in the sky i nearly shat my pants laughing
and he was a vova

"Not bad, some pretty good stuff you got there."
My memes become popular
my pp


