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Zona News is not associated with the Freedom faction in any way.
And I still wonder why a freedomer is the leader of Zona News
"not associated"
pff, yeah right
Pfft, yeah right
We all know that Freedom has journalists
Isn't that right, Arkady?

you are only doing fake propaganda, It isnt true! I am a dutyer, And I feel very good! So stop spreading all this bullcrap
I have no idea what you are talking about
shouldnt freedom be begone
^
ive not played goldsphere or soup
i think i wanted to try goldsphere and smth went wrong if im not mistaking it with another mod
isnt goldsphere translated though
it is, but the whole installation process
these old installation menus and stuff are so nostalgic
i might try goldsphere again at some point
ive played some other russian stalker mods in the past and i have to say that those mods wont atleast make you bored
cuz mods
you dont even need to mod it for it to crash
I wonder... with what do stalkers wipe their buttholes after they poop?
Leftover books and journals taken from other stalkers they killed
imagine wiping your butthole with a stalkers wife photo
Lol
l e a f
UH OH, BAN INBOUND

ah, Crimson is here to save the day!
Why would you wipe your butthole
because i dont want my pants to be stinky
UH OOOOH
"Toxic behavior"
Like the server, like the owner
Not Nikolai
Oh...
What does nikolai do to be toxic
Other than crap-post stalker videos with black rap music
Tbh, he's the least toxic person on his server
Niko is a good man... but he isn't that smart
i wouldnt say hes the least toxic
fun
Sounds like fun, yeah
Pretty fun to watch
Yeah
But, you know. If a server has a tradition called "bullying newfags"...
It's BP, so what's there to be expected?
BP?
Better said, BSP
Ah, yeah
whats that?
But it actually serves a purpose
It's Nikolai's server
Bullying newfags leaves only the strongest idiots active
Very toxic and degerate community
like, four months ago I think
might join just to see the fun
Four months... I might be actually the one to bully you too into leaving
are there any “rules” in there
thunder2000?
There should be rules there
yeah
Just that the Mods like to break them
As I've said. Mods enforce something, so...
They do, some rules are broken
Nikolai isn't active on his server, right?
He hardly is
Yes
well, he is one of the most low quality and pathetic stalker crappost
server info is such a hgue wall of text jesus christ
OH NO
jojo memes and rap music
what?
You did a swore
He used to talk about his... "sugar daddy"
Sugar daddy, eh?
ahahhaahahaha guys, I am really funny guys, I put jojo memes and rap music in a stalker crappost, ahahahahhaa I got good humor hahahahahahha
It's modern humor, so yeah
sadly, it is very degradated
I suppose you meant to type degenerate
no
Degenerate*
Almost everybody dislikes JoJo stuff in his vids
^
i dont even watch jojo so idk where its joje and where its regular anime or whatever
guess im lucky?
I'm watching JoJo as of late
90% of all anime references Niko makes are from JoJo
Just for the heck of it
Yeah
and that sucks, its oversaturated
I'm actually reading JBA manga, just fro curiosity
like, c'mon, dont you got a better reference?
JoJo's got some good references, but 90%'s a bit much
i feel like yall care a bit much about the refferences
maybe because i dont get them i dont care
¯_(ツ)_/¯
hes not hurting yall with his videos is he? just let him do his thing lol
if you dont like em thats fine
tho just bashing him somewhat seems kinda pointless imo
Yes
First things said to Gaj, just...
As I've said. It's the "bullying" to disway the weaker-willed people to being active
You just have to act autistic enough so that the new guy gives up on the server

hmmm
Why does Nikolai bully new people in his server
If his Server has no rules I'm gonna join it and if he bullies me I'll call him The Nword
I'm sure he wouldn't give a f
His BSPs have crappy rap music anyway
Nikolai is talented but he puts his talent in the wrong places
because jesus cornflake christ I want to like this videos but every time I see a jojo meme I feel my arteries start to clog with pure unfunny
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nikolais server is based too bad i got banned for posting something too spicy for them
It's basically his community that does this
Nikolai doesn't want to act against it, because they are his fans
So yeah, everything that is happening in B(S)P is on the community
Nikolai doesn't care about the community itself tbh
Although recently he started asking us more about his vids...
Maybe because his patreon is running dry
But he's a good guy, as I've said
A little bit on not very intelligent side
But good anyways
The toxicity comes solely from the community
But you know what? I wouldn't like to have it any other way
BS is just a one big venting channel for retards like me
It prevents those people from acting that bad in other servers
Well, I am sure Nikolai is good yes, I like some of his vids but the community is just... Awful. One big venting and arguing server
I wouldn't call the things happening on BS arguing exactly
Eh, maybe it is my experience. Still though, I did not feel welcome at all.
You are not supposed to feel welcome there
Not surprised
@stable gyro translate, please?
the best thing we can right now for the future generations - is putting ammo and medkits everywhere
spasiba
Using discord bots to spread propaganda to other people through other servers, I am doing Duty's work
I may have scared them away
You should've joined Clear Sky
They wanted to first understand the zone, then figure out what to do with it
that sounds like a lot of work
No


@rustic ether dude, listen, glroryfing Freedom and making Duty satanists? is too much. for real, stop. it aint nice
Gotta smoke 'em all!
Digimon version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPC7tQrlL5U
Used footage:
The first opening of Pokémon anime
Face of Snoop Dogg
Voice of Nate Dogg
Call of 
📞 of 

Sorry to dissapoint you, but I got as a gift from a friend
but when I'll buy nitro by my own, for sure I will boost the server
oh wait
You got Nitro or Nitro Classic?
epic

Some lines
There we go

Oh and also unorganized emote spam, can't go without that one
Bingo!

my God, thats so accurate
Vanilla good reee!!!1!1

Vova Vist's gun

nice
gang
scars just 😠
oopsie
Hmm
How does master make the game easy
It doesn't
Zombie with pmm shoots you when you're in an exo and you fly into orbit
It forces you to focus on headshots if you don't want to die instantly
Oh cool
You even spawn with the coil gun

Oh nevermind
It took the whole mag to kill a novice zombie
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Swears are allowed, only if the meme is original and funny...
I vote my meme original and funny
Well Boris showed me Stalker so I can't hate on him
My dad showed me stalker
Good parenting right there
I was 7
I have 2 half siblings
My brother (came from my mom) lives in ohio and is 20
My sister (came from my dad) lives in Miami
Is your sister a stalker fan? 👀
No
oh too bad
U were just asking if I had siblings, so I dunno if they are stalker fans
I first saw stalker while watching angry german kid parodies
I would send it, but it has a lot of swears
I suppose it could be seen as a meme, so feel free to send it
it's in polish tho
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Thank god I got past my edgy freshman slavaboo phase jesus christ it was so unfunny it hurts to reflect
Me too man, me too
It looks like something more from Warhammer than stalker
I knew it! They aren't human!
Terrifying
lol cringe noob got bullies out of bs so now he has to regain his ego by including it in a meme
Bad edit
no
should've joined Clear Sky
just work for the ecologists what could go wrong?
this is one reason why Clear Sky was good hehe
clear sky i mean faction is bad
Hurb
Shamanism is epic
clear sky is epic
they just be like "hunt snork, bring foot to science boi, hunt other stuff for food, complain about life hard"
oh, and "kill bandit"
also like, weren't "clear sky" supposed to be the big boi group of the very cul and stronk loners?
yes they were stronk but an anomaly hit them
they were so stronk in fact that they managed to fight their way to The Powerplant
Don't confuse Clear Sky with Ecologists
Clear Sky > Ecologists
Exactly
Clear Sky's founders were X-lab scientists right?
Members from the Group, yes
To my knowledge, they even have ex-Military soldiers who joined them
Ecologists are epic, their buying prices for artifacts and mutant parts are unmatched
hes poop
Nah
max out your rep with him and he gives you a fortune for anything
we all hate the bandits on the surface,but deep down,we all know the only fun faction to fight is the bandits

renegays
Who actually likes renegades
renedegenerates
People who like SoC Bandits
SoC banditz biggest meme
I sexually identify as bandit-fluid
Banned kids?
Monotarded
Ah, ok
Banned kids=
I used to think that stalker community is divided between Duty, Freedom and those who don't care.
Now I know that there is stalker community and Life of Boris community
Deedly inoomalies
Dangurgnoghus mootns
Arthritis
And banned kids
Nethun woull stahp doo doo towarts stoppin hour toilet splashes
Join poop 
I used to think that stalker community is divided between Duty, Freedom and those who don't care.
Now I know that there is stalker community and Life of Boris community
Haven't heard anyone talking about Boris for a very, very long time
Xaxa cheeki breeki vodka slav squat xaxa
I have to say, he has original content
But it's tiring, especially when people like this join stalker community
Boris refrence?
Yes
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New series of uploads! Great to use in a comedy film.
audience laughing sound effect
applause so...
Oh no
I'm beginning to love Zona News
I want more Zona News
I really wanted to see where the fight would go, was starting to like it
heh, yeah, Duty assassinated, for sure that happened, for sure Freedom wasnt thw one who did that, to then blame it on Duty
More like North Korea
stalker reggae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No_hcbTG5FQ
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ки...
my new ringtone
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Новый сингл с грядущего EP альбома Сидоровича "МНЕ НУЖЕН ТОЛЬКО ТЫ".
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they made a bunch of other songs
Well, seems like Dooty and Freebonk were fighting here yet again sigh
plays guitar in loner
Hey stalker do you want to join duty and save the world?
Singdorovich
I hope that Sidorovich makes it to STALKER 2, so I can see that beautiful old man.
I would like to see him again
Voice actor for hin died tho
Same, I bet he will look amazing in stalker 2
He's probably one of the most memorable STALKER characters
F
Oh what? He did?
the Russian one
Oh he did. Not too long ago either
Yeah....
They should cast a new Sidorovich and then they should put "In memory of Andrey Podubinskiy" or "Dedicated to Andrey Podubinskiy"
so many people saying this, but i guarantee you half the people have never even heard the russian one
Nope
nope?
all I heard of Russian Sidorovich is "хабар принёс?"
I have never listened the Russian Siderovich is it really awesome?
i mean its just a russian sidorovich, i dont think the whole character needs to be killed off just because the voice actor died

Xaxaxaxa cheeki breeki gopnik squat XD xaxaxaxaxa
yes
bingo
cals oh shernobul, gret gamu
Y tuna fish stteel altred weeel?
Emesson happen in alteedr whel, tuna fish guy have exoskelkotin zombino now?!
Stop dude, you gonna have an aneurism.
Danillllla die aned Gonta ded
Blud zombee eat dere brain!1!111!!1
80% of stalker's budget was spent on the beginning movie
for that high quality chinken
Speaking of chicken
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Crunch crunch goes sidorovich
The fatass crunch at the end, lmao
Stop drinking that
Sid, that water has fruit punch and gas anomalies
That's not lime soda, that's anomalous acid!

Where’s Vadim

sidorovich is rad
Vadim Bobrov
that chicken is a flesh, i mean i’ve seen stalkers cook a flesh like it’s thanksgiving
spicy
What does a fruit punch anomaly taste like
And what does a gas cloud anomaly smell like
How does touching various artifacts feel like?
Depends on the texture
how do you hold a gas anomaly.
also would a fire anomaly be hot.
you can hold gas, if it's heavier than oxygen
and carbon dioxide
sadly human bodies can't process uranium
кажется, бан
Thx
Np.
AHAHAHAHA
translate?
-Are you sure you want to go to Army warehouses? Yes, lead me -ъuck @weak crest
fights controller in agroprom underground
"I'm glad that's over"
emerges into a military base
thank you
the real mutant terrors were the friends we made along the way
-ban @fickle dragon dick
Banned @fickle dragon from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community
at now, all the world is free from the sars cov 2
"


thx mate


Bruh.



😳 👌



We did it. Coronavirus is no more
Seriously though, what did he do?
Also, the meme is now mine
most probably posted nsfw
not the first one

compass
What a cute kitty... KITTY 😻
Stop calling me, I'm not joining!
@hasty pelican Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
The World fears The Zones expansion. Join Duty and save the innocent.
Stalker, protect the world from The Zone. Join Duty.
👉 💩
Anarchist !
HERETIC HERETICS EVRYWHERE
someone send me stalker memes
says the loner

moist nugget


hd models kinda uhhh
no
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.

👉 👌 
👉 👌

i am not the real major
@alpine patrol whats the song?
@alpine patrol Are you the real major?
I slightly understand Russian but cursive cyrrilic is another level (but yeah I get this meme)
what does it mean
Girls on rooftop:
«Here is so beautiful! Take a photo of me in glasses 😎 »
Guys on rooftop:
(I literaly cannot even read those letters, but I guess the picture is enough)
Those letters are: "Denchik is coming down"
genushk slazciem
Or Den4ik is cuming dayn
Ok
yeah



We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith
i found a t posing diavolo
Worth my 12 dollars
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hee hee just finished CoP and got the bad ending
@minor epoch which is the bad ending
CALL OF PRİPYAT HAS ENDİNGS ?
i finished it and flew off with the other folk idk what other endings there are
The ending depends on your actions in the Zone
well no like the cutscene after the helicopter shows what impact you had on the zone and what happens based on your actions
stayed neutral with all factions except bandits and some mercs
If most are bad, you've got a bad ending. If most are good, you've got a good ending
doing different side missions like killing a chimera for trapper or whatever will give certain characters different fates
there is no good endeing it id just bad and slightly not as bad
and the major always ends up fine no matter what ending
you can mess up the entire zone and still be made well off
But remember that hunting mutants will make the Zone more hostile and make them spawn more commonly
yeah i never did any of his quests

and people say it's offensive to call jews scammers
okay then
I think that was done
So I took the original track and just looped it a few times, because Freedom is the best faction, and its hard to listen to just a 2 minute song while you're high ;)
Фор вицторы! Фор воля!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em
👍
Marked one!? What the heeeell!
Which faction would you like?
freedom
-giverole @alpine patrol Freedom
mm
-takerole @alpine patrol Free Stalkers
good choice
ehehe
The bot appears to be offline at the moment
bruh nani tf
I'm afraid you'll have to wait for a bit
delete that tf it has a bad word in it!!!!!!
TF is alright
oh yeah it can be team fortress for example i forgot
WTF is also alright
seen it
Seen it


= 💩
dont join duty they are homosexuals
and they want to destroy the zone besocouse they dont want new stalker games to come out
👍 Freedom like it
join clear sky
hunt mootated pigs, eat mootated pigs, hunt chimera, kill bandit, talk about "life hard", play guitar at campfire
have the most powerful and advanced stalker equipment in the entire zone
almost the most powerful

i wanna be a freedom man
I prefer PUT ZABYESHEN, CHIELOBYEK IDI KA MNYE
sosiska
No Love Deep Zone
I don't see anything out of the ordinary
same
I just like to show ordinary things 
Are you really going to counter my attacks with porn?

bots awake?
Freedom successfully given to not the real major degtyarev#6549.
-takerole @alpine patrol Free Stalkers
Free Stalkers successfully removed from not the real major degtyarev#6549.

Someone took mine vist of approval badge
I like it
Snova xrenovie sopozhishya podsynyli....
∆this trader is a jew
We shall check

alex duty
eli loner


actually semyon
semen
@alpine patrol nice semen awesome kuznetsov
thanks
🗿

Why have you left us oh monolith?
semen
semen
semen
this is it. My lowest effort poopoo post
fixed it @solar lagoon
thank you I was actually going to color him in right now. You’re a psychic, thank you.
np
Its been so long since I last had seen my son lost to this monster the man behind the slaughter
more unfunny memes
I don't know what's going on with pink strelok and the man behind the slaughter. 
truly unfunny memes
yeah the best subreddit
No subreddit is the best subreddit
every meme platform whether is be 4chan, discord, iFunny, Reddit, whatever is awful
so im pretty sure im dying from computer over use
4chan the platform to get ddossed on
my skin is like chicken
fun...
4chan is full of read arts
4chan full of everything
4chan for getting ddossed because you support isreal
Reddit for getting cyberbullied for not simping
iFunny where your IP gets snatched because you’re not racists (ironically though)
Discord where you have transgenders and furries
Facebook where zuckerdaddy steals everything and sells it to china
twitter where you make simps libtards trans and furries mad
also i forgot
I dont like reddit personally because it feels too circlejerky
Why do people even farm reddit karma? Like.. what satisfaction do you get out of fake internet points?
Yeah I have like 9000 something too but who cares
people buy high karma accoutns cause they get to bot on high level reddits
thats why people sorta care, also bragging rights
I’m not a reddit master so I wouldnt know
the dude farms reddit karma for a living
christ, everything is begging to become a currency

we need more location memes
@weak crest Yes
Meanwhile at Skadovsk
No you can't just take that artifact, it's got healing powers, my friend is dying!
Hehe, artifact go glow
am skadovsMESSA

Peter Parker joined Duty, he regrets his choice.
Don't be like Peter, join Freedom instead

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BRAINWASH INNOCENT STALKERS WERE TRYING TO MAKE MONEY OUT HERE AND SURVIVE
haha gauss rifle go VOOOOM
PFFFOOM................ EEAAUUYHH
brrr
Strelok explaining how the best way to contain the zone is to shoot the only thing containing it

^
https://gfycat.com/infamousevergreenflies
In soviet Russia, fridge snacks from you
yeah.... Pyro 

loaf
Rotato fastah banana
can you feEl it, banan ba?
yES FEEW TH e SPED

Why my religions is a banana rotating.
tiktok gay
LOL

they gay lol
Ha! Freedumb idiot, I wish you a happy family wiht that female bloodsucker!
this doesnt change anything
It does

Nice
Strelok

*Strelok but old

strelok in canselled stalker 2*
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yu ruined it












When I find a good artifact then it somehow gets flung into the sky.
If you've only been where I've been, and saw what I saw
I saw that multiple times... it was a horror
Ironically I didn't find anything like it in unmodded games

Oh, just found this screenshot from Clear Sky
Also I managed to make d o o t block a door (Basically the door opened outwards, into them, and they were walking into it, even when it was closed. When I tried opening it, it couldn't open.)
marked one found the anomaly sock
Oh god, thsoe screenshots are cursed
The bandit is a fanatic spiritualist, as he is so powerful, that he can open his third eye in just a snap and just float in the sky while 'breaking' his spine

kek

You're a true stalker fan huh, name every discord server without a trap
I’m sorry, umbrella?
Mod it
Would like to know all mods those factions are from myself
u m b r e l l a
Yes
I’m sorry Enclave?
I’m struggling to even think of a lore reason why they would be in the zone.
“We are here to rebuild American”
“You’re in ukraine”
“DO NOT RESIST THE AMERICAN DREAM!”
Всем привет! Сделал шуточный, немного пародийный музон по Сталкеру после того как сыграл в первый раз в сталкер (раньше только летсплеи и обзоры смотрел). Готов обсудить использование музона в Сталкер 2, к примеру за 20% от прибыли. Ладно, шучу-шучу, за 10% )
https://youtu.be/OKT8MstPNjM
Сыграл я в Сталкер и так вдохновился, что сделал свои саундтреки к игре Сталкер (STALKER, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., С.Т.А.Л.И.Н). Я решил, что данные великие музыкальные ролики должны быть использованы в сиквеле Stalker 2, и я готов разработчикам выдать разрешение на использование моей ...
What if enclave is from a mod in wich there is american zone
No
Someone make that but with bloodsuckers 
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