#🤨┃stalker_memes

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night barn
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No

solar lagoon
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Freaking discord rules

night barn
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Yes

muted marten
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water
the
fruits smh

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i am not a fan of these rules 😠

solar lagoon
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I hold no quarrels against you mods, I know it’s the discord partnership rules that keep us from saying no no words

night barn
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Nah

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GSC Rules

muted marten
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its more so gsc wanting it

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quite lame id say

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but oh well i guess

solar lagoon
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Regardless

night barn
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Complain about it to GSC, I suppose

solar lagoon
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Nah, it wont get me anywhere

night barn
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It was intended to be allowed, but then it wasn't

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

solar lagoon
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I thought it was because of discord partnership rules

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which makes sense considering discord devs are furries

night barn
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Hmm

solar lagoon
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isnt there a photo floating around of a discord developer buying a furry bodypillow cover

night barn
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Yes

solar lagoon
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I love that image

fallen pelican
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Damned furries.

night barn
solar lagoon
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heavy discord developer breathing

fallen pelican
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That would be Featherries.

graceful fox
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That is a weird rule. Censoring prevents from seeing the bad words

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Making the post clean

quasi pagoda
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wait what

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there is an image of a discord developer buying a furry bodypillow?

muted marten
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yeah

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most of them are furries

quasi pagoda
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lawd

orchid scaffold
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That's why the cp scandal was so loud

fleet fog
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Vova Vist needs to gun down the icky bad parts of Discord HQ

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There was a Discord dev that allowed cub

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He got humiliated and removed by Discord's staff that retained the sense not to be a furry.

orchid scaffold
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"removed"

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every furry discord dev supports cub

graceful fox
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Cub is...

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disgusting

orchid scaffold
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It indeed is. Yet discord team keeps on supporting it. But CP of other fandoms is still illegal. No lolis and no foals for two other sides of degeneracy triangle

graceful fox
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Jesus quite ironic

fleet fog
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Discord developers deserve to be burnt at the stake

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Actually thrown into a burner anomaly

orchid scaffold
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Made by the Chinese, to whom they're selling our information from here

muted marten
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tencent?

fleet fog
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f_duty Furry Discord Devs should be thrown into burners and then disposed of in a whirlgig

fallen pelican
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What's Cub?

orchid scaffold
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Furry loli

fallen pelican
orchid scaffold
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Foals are ofc brony lolis, duh

fallen pelican
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Obviously, huh.

muted marten
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obviously

orchid scaffold
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And both foals and Loli are banned, but cub is not

muted marten
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imma cut you off right there chief

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if loli is banned then god damn ive seen so many weebs get away with it

fallen pelican
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What does Foals stands for?

orchid scaffold
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Like, I've seen brony servers getting yeeted for the suspicion alone

muted marten
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arent you a brony

orchid scaffold
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But I've seen furry servers with individual categories for cub

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And nothing happened to them

smoky cedar
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bread

graceful fox
smoky cedar
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food_diet_sausage
is sosig

fleet fog
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Sauce itch

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Reeeeepoooossttt

rustic ether
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Hello There

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Hello there

fleet fog
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Monolith haram

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😩

woeful garnet
solar lagoon
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wait what the hell?

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That’s my meme... But I never posted it anywhere

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what the actual hell? Did I put it on my ifunny?

lunar steeple
tribal dew
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You can't claim your meme as stolen if you never posted it

little vigil
solar lagoon
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I’m pretty damn sure it’s my meme

little vigil
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HA-HA

solar lagoon
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if it isnt then I’m seriously stepping on some other people’s toes

tribal dew
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it's not your meme, you never posted it

molten citrus
safe nimbus
zealous flax
rare timber
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omgggggggggg

cerulean vortex
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thats a good template

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but i cant fit my buff boi profile pic into that

night barn
quasi pagoda
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MeeM

rare timber
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i have that mask already

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lol

fleet fog
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Wuhan Vist

upbeat needle
weak crest
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translation?

fleet fog
night barn
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@weak crest
Explain

fleet fog
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This was long ago

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A long trip to art and screenshots

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Speaking of long smile_degtyarev

rare timber
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my stalker gf:
ahh_nuu
👗
food_vodka food_vodka

stable mirage
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👗

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👠 👠

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Ya the old holy monolith gf

weak crest
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This is my GF:

SIKE

VIRGIN GANG

night barn
zealous flax
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sidorovich
👙
🩰

rare timber
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mmm

stable mirage
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No

night barn
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Mutant girlfriends be like:

👩‍👧‍👧
👚

🩰 🩰

stable mirage
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That is disturbing

weak crest
fleet fog
weak crest
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Holding Ctrl: "Берем его тепленького!" 400 meters aways
Holding Ctrl + Shift:

graceful fox
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Bandit Council is watching

gusty merlin
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Stalker in real life is on the way. Is it possible Corona Virus will push back the release date of the game?

muted marten
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my assumption is it would push back the news

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because if im not mistaken s2 or gsc at least was supposed to be at e3

zealous flax
graceful fox
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Hot

weak crest
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Who the hell pinged?

night barn
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Yes

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Hello

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Welcome

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Explain

weak crest
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I'm more included to tell you to piss off.

night barn
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Very well

weak crest
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oh no im banned.

night barn
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No

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You're still able to type here

weak crest
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Mispelt inclined.

errant bane
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My stalker GF:
gasmask
👗
food_diet_sausage
👠 👠

weak crest
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hold up, why its a sosig there

errant bane
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For when sidorovich overprices bread

zealous flax
north peak
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gasmask
👗
bolt
👠 👠
That's better

errant bane
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Nah

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gasmask_m12
👗
artifact_nightstar artifact_nightstar food_bread
👟 👟

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Okay, it looks worse now

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Anyway, sosig GF>no sosig GF

north peak
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controller_b_right
🥋 🖐🏿 detector_bear
food_vodka
🥾 🥾
True stalker

errant bane
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But where GF?

north peak
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No gf

errant bane
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How about BF?

north peak
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smile_strelok Nice idea

errant bane
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My stalker BF:

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gasmask
👗
👠 👠

stable gyro
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caption this

errant bane
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Me and the boys during Covid-19 outbreak after finding out we are 1% slav

smoky cedar
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bread

zealous flax
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🇻 🇮 🇸 🇹

outer fjord
fleet fog
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Monolith soldier face

zealous flax
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Nokuznetsov

fleet fog
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Snork unmasked

hasty pelican
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this is snork before he was mutant

versed pike
grizzled spruce
zealous flax
fathom burrow
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i hate this freakin' mission

zealous flax
weak crest
weak crest
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Anarchy gsc was fun

night barn
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Heh

final orchid
austere owl
safe nimbus
grave fog
muted marten
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@night barn @fiery acorn

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monolith is so good, you dont even have to read the left part of the meme

night barn
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Okay Monolithian-oomer

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I see you're making use of the new method Rock allowed us

muted marten
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sort of

night barn
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Too bad, kid

muted marten
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and i really couldnt be bothered to cover it

night barn
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I think it's not funny

muted marten
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if i say i respect freedom

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will you leave me alone

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here

night barn
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Deletes it

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Freedom successfully given to gajunas#9448.

night barn
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Nice

muted marten
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-takerole @muted marten Duty

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Duty successfully removed from gajunas#9448.

night barn
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It's from Far Cry 5

muted marten
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also it was in educational context, hence it was not funny

wanton portal
weak crest
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Weeb poop

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go away

wanton portal
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Watch the whole video

night barn
weak crest
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Already did, another lesson why never combine Anime with S.T.A.L.K.E.R

wanton portal
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10/10 that was a great video

night barn
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You're just in denial, Petro

wanton portal
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though I'm not sure if JoJo meme or stalker meme

weak crest
muted marten
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😦

night barn
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A group of Kevs on their way to slaughter heretics

weak crest
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Yes

fleet fog
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Papa Kev

weak crest
toxic phoenix
weak crest
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wheres the sosig???

graceful fox
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Sosig now!!

exotic ridge
zealous flax
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Напомнило одну песнюahh_nuu

upbeat needle
covert shore
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хах

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дааа

graceful fox
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What if I told you that I put in Join Duty as my kahoot name?

upbeat needle
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Ну не знаю, я это на сталкерском вики нашел, а Фладара не смотрю.

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У этого ... наверное со всего бомбит.

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Его если за Дарк Соулс посадить, то он дом сожгет.

sage dirge
graceful fox
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DEADLY ANOMALIES DANGEROUS MUTANTS ANARCHISTS BANDITS NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET

fleet fog
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deedly inoomales
dangurnos mootns
arthritis
and banned kids
nun-n stahp doodi
on eets troo-ufant mach
tuworts stahping hour toilet splashes!!!!

zealous flax
quasi pagoda
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where is burger?

orchid scaffold
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Here

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Also, I just imagined a very bad thing

weak crest
orchid scaffold
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Worse

night barn
graceful fox
night barn
graceful fox
zealous flax
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burrer
👆🏻

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He is standing on my finger!

muted marten
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👉

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not anymore

fleet fog
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Hamburer

orchid scaffold
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Hamburer

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Yes

weak crest
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Hamburer

fathom burrow
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from big kahuna?

graceful fox
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Hmmm tasty

fleet fog
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No

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U cannibal

unreal bear
weak crest
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Sidorovich from Egypt???

graceful fox
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oof

solar lagoon
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Sidorovich accidentally took the artifact collecting too seriously and went to egypt to collect actual artifacts

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he has since made over 50 million rubles selling artifacts to the Smithsonian

muted marten
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thats only like half a million euros

graceful fox
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Damn that job must suck

quasi pagoda
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dude there is no way to get that fatso outta the bunker

graceful fox
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He will never leave

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He's got aerophobia or however you call it

quasi pagoda
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yea hes got his own air in his bunker

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you gotta pay 50 roubles for a cubic of air you breathe in his bunker

hasty pelican
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he hasn't seen sunlight in long long time...

timber garden
hasty pelican
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Me taking one last look at my home before venturing out to get groceries

midnight jungle
hasty pelican
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Nice

orchid scaffold
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Old, unfunny (imo) template, but it has a plus from me for idea alone

muted marten
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@orchid scaffold what are some templates that you like, if those exist

orchid scaffold
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Almost anything with cheems

muted marten
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weirdly enough i like that as well

orchid scaffold
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I like many templates

hasty pelican
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hmm cheems would fit stalker well

muted marten
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im having a hard time imagining a dumbed down version of doge fitting in w stalker

orchid scaffold
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Something with Strelok in CS maybe

hasty pelican
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I can imagine it and will try to make

muted marten
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gl

orchid scaffold
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Like a screaming doge in CS uniform screaming "Why does my head hurt so much?!" and the Strelok dog or Scar cheems saying "Emimsion"

hasty pelican
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That's exactly what I thought xd

orchid scaffold
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Yeah XD

muted marten
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like this?

night barn
orchid scaffold
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Nah

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With cheems, not doge

muted marten
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yeah i just meant the idea like that

night barn
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Gajunas

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I deem this meme

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Not Funny

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I am now able to delete it with the press of a button

muted marten
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it was sent as a questional example not a meme you mong

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and yeah you can delete it cuz its in the wrong channel too

night barn
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Oh no

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You insulted me

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I'll have to use Rule 2

muted marten
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nah i just like the word

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lol

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gajunas is a meanie

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better?

night barn
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He is, yes

muted marten
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so is crimson tho

night barn
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Am not!

muted marten
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ight anyway

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@orchid scaffold make the meme and @ me when you do it

orchid scaffold
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I can't do any meme rn

night barn
frozen cargo
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Kek or cringe with Gajunas

muted marten
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wdym

frozen cargo
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@orchid scaffold make the meme and @ me when you do it
@muted marten

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Sowwy fow pinging u both uwu

muted marten
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idc about pings

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top left says everything

night barn
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You know, you should also get a Ping Channel on the server

muted marten
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if you feel like that would be useful, sure

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ppl could spam there i guess lol

weak crest
fallen pelican
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Why would you use that when you have a modern gas mask

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Fuzzing weebs

muted marten
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hows that related to weebs lmao

fallen pelican
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Damned furries

muted marten
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its a plague doctors mask chief

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idk if you ever learned about them in argentina, but the doctors used that in europe

weak crest
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^

muted marten
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in an event called the black plague

orchid scaffold
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I'd say "damned redditors"

fallen pelican
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ok boomer

orchid scaffold
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Because it's mostly reddit with those masks

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Although 4chin does that too...

muted marten
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4chan literally doxes people for fun

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so i can understand them

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reddit just weird

fallen pelican
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what was the name of the fedora's users?

muted marten
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redditors

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or neckbeards

fallen pelican
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Damned neckbeards

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isn't cosplay a weeb thing?

muted marten
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do you even know what weeb means

orchid scaffold
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Depends on what you cosplay

weak crest
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cosplay isnt a weeb thing

muted marten
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its done by a lot of weebs

fallen pelican
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it cannot only be designated to those who pretends to be japs

muted marten
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but its not a weeb thing

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weeb literally means person obsessed with jap culture

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os it is designated for those

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so*

night barn
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Lol no

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Not Redditors

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Just neckbeards

fallen pelican
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i used to like those mask, but now they're stained by a sub-culture.

muted marten
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i dont see them anywhere except history so i dont mind them

fallen pelican
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whished i knew the proper terms to despise that kind of people.

night barn
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Death

muted marten
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you can just call them “degenerates”

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quite an easy word

fleet fog
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☝️

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Fingering smile_strelok

weak crest
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No

fleet fog
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Burger

fleet fog
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We can cuss in memes now

muted marten
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@orchid scaffold new update

graceful fox
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Oh OH

weak crest
grizzled spruce
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Siderovick roman? sidorovich

weak crest
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Poate

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or Maybe

graceful fox
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Oh no

weak crest
graceful fox
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HE IS BRITISH

weak crest
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OMG

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DUTY BRITISH CONFIRMED?!M????
FOR KING AND COUNTRY????

graceful fox
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NO WONDER, THEY TRIED TO SAVE THE WORLD BEFORE
NOW THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN.
DID THEY DECLARE WAR ON MUTANTS?

weak crest
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YES

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THEY WANT TO CONQUER THE ZONE

graceful fox
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JUST LIKE THEY STORMED THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY

weak crest
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BUT THEY HAD AMERICA ON THEIR SIDE

muted marten
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and canada

graceful fox
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yes

weak crest
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ye

raw dagger
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i kinda want to know where a controller / burer comes from

grizzled spruce
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And a bloodsucker

graceful fox
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Laboratory experimentation apparently

fleet fog
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Convicts that got experimented on

night barn
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-warn @fleet fog Rule 3

reef hingeBOT
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Auttaja

Punishment(s) Inspector Bonk#3748: 701253225521168 submitted successfully.

fleet fog
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@night barn but

graceful fox
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F

fleet fog
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Profanity is allowed now. No?

night barn
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No

fleet fog
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In memes it is

night barn
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No

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I told you

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Only in a meme

fleet fog
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That was a meme

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Kind of...

night barn
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But it wasn't a screenshot

fleet fog
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Strelol

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Stupid is a bad word now

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Whoops

weak crest
fleet fog
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My reaction

weak crest
fleet fog
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guy puts the fudge word in a meme and doesn't get warned

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Kay bubby

night barn
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Yeah

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Sorry, but it's what I'm told to do

fleet fog
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I thought this was a Christian server

night barn
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No, it's a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. server

fleet fog
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Christian

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GSChristian

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See

night barn
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Nope

fleet fog
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C?

night barn
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No

fleet fog
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Sea?

night barn
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Nah

fleet fog
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Sï?

night barn
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No

fleet fog
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Ok Mr.bubbs

night barn
fleet fog
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Stulen1!1!!

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Ethiomod or something

graceful fox
lilac tundra
fair linden
timber garden
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Pls send me get fit with stalker image

soft sandal
sharp sentinel
fleet fog
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Translate

graceful fox
quasi pagoda
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a n o r c h i e e s t s

graceful fox
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Uhhhh

muted marten
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yeah no not even gonna bother watching that...

graceful fox
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I already went through that. Now I want to join Duty.

night barn
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Oh nice

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Let me take a look

muted marten
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no

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not nice

graceful fox
night barn
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Daddy Kevski

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Okay

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Not nice

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Kinda cringe

muted marten
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“kinda”

night barn
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Yes

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The music is

graceful fox
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Even though I do not understand it, it does sound cringe

night barn
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Because it is cringe

graceful fox
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Fair enough

night barn
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The pictures are just the result of two fandoms fusing with each other

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That is usually never a good thing

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That's why I said "kinda" cringe

orchid scaffold
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He didn't make it fashwavish enough

graceful fox
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Especially if they conflict each other

night barn
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Yes

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And yes

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Meh, the DOOM and Isabelle mash-up hasn't been too much of a bother

graceful fox
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Mixing fandoms when they do not fit (hate or conflict) makes it usually worse

night barn
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...Yet

orchid scaffold
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Like, just do it with more work

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For example go on some... SFM

muted marten
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doom and animal crossing got mixed?

orchid scaffold
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And create a vid of duties on BTR driving over a bridge in high speed

fleet fog
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Y'know they made furry reskins for S.T.A.L.K.E.R

graceful fox
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Yeah, someone did that

fleet fog
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I am gonna join Duty now

night barn
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Yeah, they both were to be released tomorrow

orchid scaffold
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@muted marten both release tommorow. People mix them for fun

graceful fox
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And oh god, show me them @fleet fog

muted marten
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im so happy that this whole convo/topic is a meme

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dont even have to go anywhere

night barn
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But I've seen some people playing DOOM Eternal already, so I don't know

fleet fog
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My Dad told me so I wouldn't know @graceful fox

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My Dad plays stalker too

graceful fox
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Your Dad is a STALKER fan? No... no way

fleet fog
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I watched him play it when I was 7

graceful fox
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I wish if I had a dad like this

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My dad is more of a boomer and does not like computer games

muted marten
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@fleet fog is your dad gonna play s2 tho

night barn
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Will he become a Zoomer when he does this?

muted marten
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i doubt that one

graceful fox
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I wish if I had a father like this

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That would be amazing, because I really like STALKER

muted marten
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wild assumption, but i think most of us here like stalker

graceful fox
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Obviously, I mean, otherwise we would not be here

night barn
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My father played Stalker and liked it, but he doesn't want to talk about it

muted marten
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got scared?

night barn
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Nah, he's just being a prick, as usual

graceful fox
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BLoodsuckers

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Yikes...

muted marten
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i dont think my father could play stalker tbh

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hes basically never touched a computer

graceful fox
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Nor did mine lol

muted marten
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and got a smartphone from 2009 for the first time like a year ago

graceful fox
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Until he had to work in the office

muted marten
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mine works with car parts and stuff like that

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he manages all his stuff on paper

night barn
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That's actually kinda nice

muted marten
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

fleet fog
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My Dad also is a mechanic and a executive chef/leader cook

muted marten
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he doesnt mind

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i dont have to share anything pc related so idm either

graceful fox
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Mine left the office job though

fleet fog
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Almost a manager basically

muted marten
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tho here and there he might ask me to google smth but thats about it

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the news is as far as my father and the internet really goes lol

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or the weather

graceful fox
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"Hey, help us give Clear Sky a black eye!"

fleet fog
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Also

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I vaguely remember a Clear Sky stalker saying "Die you nazi!"

night barn
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Yes

weak crest
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why they say that though

errant bane
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Because it's ukraine

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There was even bandit quote "die, f**got"(or something like that) in clear sky

muted marten
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“he came, he saw, he sucked major male ding dong muhahahahah”

night barn
fallen pelican
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Hope we still have those dialogues in S2.

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or people will have to do an audio mod

fleet fog
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Translate

weak crest
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Rule of...

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Minute me need a google translate

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Rule of moron

night barn
grizzled spruce
orchid scaffold
zealous flax
night barn
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This is dumb

rustic ether
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Sidorovich only 81% jew? what a joke

compact knoll
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Tito is Ukrainian. What ?

idle arch
graceful fox
graceful fox
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🇮🇱

lilac tundra
night barn
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So, why call it Jewish?

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Isn't it Israeli?

night barn
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I see

muted marten
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every time they get me

night barn
#

There we go

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RU RP is online

muted marten
#

and it hurts more each time

night barn
#

Okay

weak crest
#

😭

#

we need to get the en rp ready @night barn

night barn
#

Yes

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Definitely

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We need weapon and armor stats

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An RP system

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And, of course, all the areas

weak crest
#

yeah, can I help somehow?

graceful fox
#

Rolling dice is an obvious saying but

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Dont nkow how that will work in stalker

fleet fog
#

There is no English rp

graceful fox
#

Yeah

fleet fog
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Dthffftrttfxhgrfwswshuyhpiljtedggggfygj

#

Kuznetsov

night barn
#

@weak crest
I mean, if you know how a dice system works, then yes

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Otherwise, the areas would be a big help

weak crest
#

wel, I dont rly know how the dice system works, but with the areas I can Help

fleet fog
#

Why does Strelok have a S.T.A.L.K.E.R tattoo

graceful fox
#

Cause he is MARKED ONE

fleet fog
#

But where did he get it

#

Did he just use a sharpie permanent ink marker?

weak crest
#

finish the game

fleet fog
#

I have

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I already beat SHoC and CoP

weak crest
#

|| prob cus of monolith or something i forgot||

graceful fox
#

VOVA VIST MEMES ARE BACK BOY

weak crest
#

everyone says vova vist but no one wants to vist vova

graceful fox
toxic phoenix
graceful fox
#

Give me more memes with vova vist and loaf

errant bane
#

@fleet fog get ture ending in shadow of chernobyl

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Not wish granter one

toxic phoenix
#

@fleet fog stalkerrpg is in english

zealous flax
#

🇱 🇴 🅰️ 🇫

frozen cargo
tranquil flame
quasi pagoda
#

snorks in free time be like

granite kiln
#

the russian army always does the strangest things, they must be bored 24/7

errant bane
#

*they must be drunk 24/7

fleet fog
#

@errant bane I did

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I never got the wish granter ending

#

But I have seen them

weak crest
#

Oh my, many freedomers are poles

muted marten
#

also french, jewish

#

swiss, german

hasty pelican
#

🇵🇱 Wolność, wolność i swoboda 🇵🇱

fathom burrow
#

polish ganja

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@hasty pelican niech żyje wolność, wolność i swoboda

muted marten
#

you guys both polish?

hasty pelican
#

Swój chłop!

fathom burrow
#

@muted marten yeah

muted marten
#

hi from litwa

fathom burrow
#

niech żyje zabawa i dziewczyna młoda

hasty pelican
#

Ah hello

#

Dzień dobry

fathom burrow
#

@muted marten in the Sosnowiec, was attraction oldschool cars and one guy from Lithuana with race car from Mafia The City of Lost Heaven

muted marten
#

some guy from lithuania won a race with a mafia car?

fathom burrow
#

no, no

weak crest
#

Poles are a godlike natiom, with the gods language

hasty pelican
#

Najlepsi z najlepszych

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Время жить

weak crest
#

And female

night barn
#

Scottish

#

Ayy

weak crest
#

iz dat poteto hed?

graceful fox
#

yes

weak crest
fleet fog
#

Every freedoomer is Polish

#

They hurt my German and Austrian ancestors

#

:(

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Damn you poland

weak crest
#

i am polish and i mostly grab freedom in stalker mods

#

coincidence?

lunar steeple
#

im turkish and i mostly grab monolith in stalker mods coincidence?

errant bane
#

I am freedomish and Poland is my favourite faction

weak crest
#

To more memes

faint portal
#

why

humble haven
#

-purge @undone cypress 50

#

-mute @undone cypress 1h Спам

reef hingeBOT
#
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quasi pagoda
#

sike

errant bane
#

I don't really think that was spam

night barn
weak crest
#

mods be like: stupid sounds

night barn
uncut trellis
#

@night barn it's not stalker meme

night barn
#

Yes

weak crest
#

woosh

graceful fox
#

r/woosh

undone cypress
weak crest
#

Barin made a big poopie

weak crest
#

https://youtu.be/yRw-TAZUY18

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#stalker #сталкер #ВладПаровоз

▶ Play video
#

now mods need to ban me for posting a video with swears, I will literally die of laughter then

night barn
weak crest
#

Developer: Posts new voice lines for bandits.
Mods: Mute - 1 hour.

humble haven
#

I'll ban you for mods provocation

#

@weak crest

#

Not for the video

#

So this is your last warning

weak crest
#

Am I not allowed to joke about mods?

#

because I am not actively offending anyone, I am just making jokes

humble haven
#

You can try
But I highly not recommend it

weak crest
#

are you having a power trip?

#

but to be honest, I am literally just making fun of the fact that swearing is banned on the discord server of the game which has 50% swears in all of the voicelines

muted marten
#

you can make fun of me 🙂 @weak crest , hopefully collector wont ban you for that

weak crest
#

Doom eternal discord server be like: No blood allowed

muted marten
#

kek

humble haven
night barn
#

This is Collector we're talking about

weak crest
#

don't mess with Collector

grizzled spruce
night barn
grizzled spruce
night barn
#

Interesting

#

A combination of pro-Duty and Freedom memes

grizzled spruce
#

Yes

#

Because the hypocrisy of the duty is a good reason to like them

night barn
#

Fair enough

#

It's not like that's the first time I heard that

#

Isn't that right, @weak crest?

grizzled spruce
#

The duty is a group of idealist whit good idea but who don't understand the zone and have not a good experience of it

weak crest
#

Who dares to wake me up?! I had to leave my sewer!

muted marten
#

hello its the local news, today we found out transylvania is hungarian again

weak crest
#

WHAT?!

#

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?! loads PM 80 @muted marten

muted marten
#

oops false alarm

fleet fog
#

Guys

#

Burer sh-poops an artefact/artifact

#

Look at the size

undone cypress
#

hello its the local news, today we found out zone is now a country

fleet fog
#

controller_b_right
👗
artifact_nightstarboltartifact_nightstar

#

Painis

undone cypress
#

sidorovich
🩲
🧦

fleet fog
#

Diaper

weak crest
#

Barins butthole hurts bc of the big poopie

errant bane
#

uh oh, stinky

rustic ether
#

lol doty trash xddddddddd

night barn
undone cypress
weak crest
gentle palm
frozen cargo
#

Oh my goodness
Why I didn't think of that?
Finally some Ukrainians in Ukraine

muted marten
#

only 35% tho

undone cypress
gentle palm
undone cypress
#

strelok from chn is ukranian

gentle palm
#

XD

undone cypress
fleet fog
#

Lukash is Israeli

#

Find a German stalker

#

Specifically a Dutyer

graceful fox
#

lol

gentle palm
fleet fog
#

LOL

undone cypress
covert shore
#

лол

#

че за сервис. я тоже так хочу

fleet fog
#

Uh oh

errant bane
#

He's 37% enemy to 36% of him according to history

vast yoke
fleet fog
#

Ugly

fallen pelican
#

I just wanted to be popular.

rustic ether
#

Lukash is jewish? Now I like him even more

night barn
undone cypress
quasi pagoda
#

did anyone try lebedew?

undone cypress
#

i have all stalkers with open faces

graceful fox
#

Lol, Egyptian and female Pesudogiant

zealous flax
#

Pseudofemale

graceful fox
undone cypress
#

Pseudofemenist

graceful fox
rustic ether
#

try loaf

graceful fox
#

I tried, won't work

zealous flax
#

Try whith burer

graceful fox
zealous flax
#

Bloodsucker

graceful fox
#

Doesn't detect it as a face

grizzled spruce
#

Sad

graceful fox
#

English bandit voice lines make them sound like they recently reached puberty

velvet umbra
#

English bandit voice lines make them sound like they recently reached puberty
@graceful fox Can I get a sample of that?

weak crest
#

@vast yoke yo dude, may I use your Duty meme as my pfp?

vast yoke
#

Go ahead

#

f_duty DUTY GANG f_duty

weak crest
#

@vast yoke duty good!

#

@undone cypress wait so clear sky commander is polish?

#

oh yeah... grabs g36

night barn
#

-warn @weak crest Rule 3

reef hingeBOT
#
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weak crest
#

wait what did profanity meant?

#

swearing?

night barn
#

Yes

echo magnet
velvet umbra
#

Me and Discord App don't have magnifying glass nor zoom-in, You know

muted marten
#

@velvet umbra

#

the all mighty open original feature

#

totally good res

velvet umbra
fleet fog
#

Bandits have deep voices in the English dub

#

START TALKIN' BUDDY

#

DA MAN HIMSELF

#

POOT THAT SHOOTER AWAY OR I WILL F||REA||KING PUT YOU DOWN

night barn
fallen pelican
#

"Noo!!!
You can't just create and Ex-Military Stalker faction and hecking destroy the zone. Dude what about all the science and cool stuff!!

  • Haha AK74 go brrrrrr
    You can't do that nooo!!"
weak crest
rustic ether
muted marten
#

kek

quasi pagoda
#

Vova watch out there is an anomaly behind you!
Oh no he cant hear us he has AirPods on

rustic ether
errant bane
#

Freedom is better than Duty because Freedom's PSZ-9d counterpart looks like Vova Vist, what means that loaf

rustic ether
#

yes

fleet fog
#

Uh oh

night barn
#

Repost

weak crest
bright sundial
#

Nice try

winged sandal
#

Stop

weak crest
rare river
faint marten
#

troll

rustic ether
night barn
grizzled spruce
orchid scaffold
muted marten
charred plover
finite flame
rare river
real gorge
fossil falcon
nova parrot
undone cypress
tranquil flame
severe kernel
#

what do you think of when you hear ||M̵̈́̆ā̵̾j̸̛́í̵̈ċ̸͘ ̶̔͠R̶̈́͗o̶͐̓ĉ̶͊k̶͐͆||

fleet fog
#

Y-yeah stalk

#

🥵

fleet fog
#

Mercs say stalka because stalker is the nword

#

Only true eastern eroupeans can say stalker

night barn
#

Eroupeans?

muted marten
#

europoors

fleet fog
#

USDrich

#

Used to be

night barn
#

Eroupoors

fleet fog
#

IRS is despicable

#

Americh

#

Until the IRS

#

Now we are all poor

tribal dew
night barn
fleet fog
#

Brrrrrrrr

#

Washing machine

night barn
#

haha washing machine go brrrrr

orchid scaffold
#

haha money printer go brrrrrr

fleet fog
#

Haha nuclear bomb go booooooommmmm

muted marten
#

haha collector go baaaaaaaaaaaaan

night barn
undone cypress
#

my pc because of build 1865 and 1935 goes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

rustic ether
#

its ok Collector, we love you dont worry

fleet fog
#

Just a prank y'know

#

Haha Killing Floor flamethrower go brvvvvvvvv

#

Haha Comrade Crimson go waaaaaaarn

fallen pelican
#

Haha Comrade Crimson go Antropomorphus Dendromutantus Vulgaris

night barn
#

True and true

fleet fog
#

Haha Collector go waaaaahhh baaaaaannnn

cinder urchin
weak crest
exotic ridge
#

Who have got mem about 500 money?

weak crest
outer fjord
exotic ridge
#

@weak crest unfortunately this is not the meme was still different

weak crest
solar lagoon
rustic ether
#

Oh wow Lukash is looking good

#

I wonder how many artifacts he's got on his belt

solar lagoon
#

50000

#

because lukash is the ultimate gigachad. But of course he shares all with his loyal freedomers

#

unloke voronin. Voronin would force his men to do laps to get one artifact

errant bane
#

Chekhov is Terachad

upbeat needle
weak crest
#

М А С Т Е Р

rustic ether
#

Join Freedom on it's triumphant march towards saving the planet from Dooty

weak crest
#

says the one who litterally want to make the entrance to the Zone free

grizzled spruce
#

From anarchist it's understandable

rugged onyx
#

i mean, we could enter the Zone in that case ¯_(ツ)_/¯

weak crest
#

@upbeat needle я скидывал

grizzled spruce
graceful fox
#

Mactep

hasty pelican
#

Loners best

errant bane
#

Master
rank: Master
Master
Master

fleet fog
#

Mactep

#

Macbeth

graceful fox
#

Yes

#

Imagine macbeth but in Stalker, the witches would be burers lol

fleet fog
#

And Mactep is Macbeth

graceful fox
#

yes

sly finch
quasi spoke
graceful fox
#

Screamer Emission, not an anomaly

weak crest
#

( by the way you fellow stalkers and bandits That is my brother )

hasty pelican
#

Cheeki Breeki

weak crest
muted marten
nova parrot
weak crest
zealous flax
fleet fog
#

He's itching his ass

#

He has hemorroids probably.

zealous flax
weak crest
#

But You Got Rid Of Your Arms And Maked Your Legs Long So You Can Squat

📎 image0.jpg
nova parrot
#

Metro 2055 confirmed

weak crest
#

Go away with that poopie copy pasta of Stalker

nova parrot
#

But You Got Rid Of Your Arms And Maked Your Legs Long So You Can Squat
@weak crest

📎 unknown.png
graceful fox
#

What if bandits saw vodka from another origin, alien vodka?

quasi pagoda
#

bandits will drink anything that is flammable

#

thats why you cant drive all of the vehichles in vanilla stalker

graceful fox
weak crest
#

please no

zealous flax
#

Need more

fathom burrow
#

freakin' sadist

zealous flax
rustic ether
#

discusting

#

That was probably the biggest blowout that ever happened, the Zone doesn't want this filth

weak crest
#

what curse did you bring upon this holy land

weak crest
pliant salmon
solar lagoon
weak crest
fleet fog
#

Bandits drink any flammable substance

#

That's why there are no working vehicles

covert shore
#

лее. че тут творица

graceful fox
zealous flax
weak crest
graceful fox
#

Kek or Cringe with sidorovich was great

lucid pagoda
#

@clever ice you hear? somebody liked your kek or cringe

clever ice
#

👉 👉

graceful fox
#

Sure did

rustic ether
#

Not supprised

slim tundra
#

lol

hasty pelican
#

bruh

#

i knew they were up to something

rustic ether
#

they always are

weak crest
#

Bullcrap! This is fake news! Freedom did that!

rustic ether
#

sure buddy

weak crest
#

Like, be serious, would you believe this?it was made by a freedomer!

#

The "news"

#

Looks like freedom corrupted peoples minds... what freaks! They should be punished for spreading such fake news!

muted marten
orchid scaffold
#

They have the cordon already

grizzled spruce
#

Siderovich need a financial support? It's a joke?

rustic ether
#

VORONIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

orchid scaffold
#

Nevertheless

Awesome meme
Nice punchline

fallen pelican
#

Fanatic should be the one closing the village.

hasty pelican
#

Damn

#

Next they'll have to close the powerplant!

#

That will have to be closed too, I'm afraid

fathom burrow
#

well, where we find vodka to wash our hands and stomach?

hasty pelican
#

oh b###d

#

I did not consider that

#

umm
looting zombified stalkers?

fathom burrow
#

coronavirus

#

#stayathome

graceful fox
#

I trust freedom, duty released covid 19!

#

It's now the matter of time before Borov has to close dark valley

fallen pelican
#

#stayincover

graceful fox
#

Or covid emission comes

fallen pelican
#

"Attention Stalkers a Curfew will start any minute now, find cover if you want to live!"

stable gyro
muted marten
#

lol

weak crest
#

ah yes, leaked STALKER 2 gameplay

stable gyro
#

translation: GSC Game World has shown the first screenshot from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

hasty crown
#

Duty spread COVID-19 to have an excuse to appear in S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2

weak crest
#

Fake News!

rustic ether
#

😷

weak crest
#

Shut up or I'll cough on everyone!

night barn
#

@weak crest
I'll telepatically give you Corona if you don't stop spreading Corona all over the Zone

weak crest
#

hahaha! you cant stop me!

night barn
#

Of course I can't

#

What I just said was a paradox

weak crest
#

Yeah

night barn
#

Furthermore, I cannot "clean you up" from this distance

weak crest
#

Muahahahahaha!

#

all the Zone will be infected! And Duty wil rise!

night barn
#

Still though, stop spreading Corona

#

Or else

weak crest
#

Now irl, thank God i dont have this virus

night barn
#

I'll let @muted marten ping Duty

weak crest
#

do it

muted marten
night barn
#

And I'll -warn you

#

Really

#

Hard

weak crest
#

me?

night barn
#

Yes, you

weak crest
#

Oh :(

#

sorry father, may Vannilla forgive me

night barn
weak crest
uneven cloud
covert shore
#

да вы шо

molten citrus
#

А

covert shore
#

где русские