#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Yes
yes
PUTIN VIST PUTIN VIST
YES
Give me more memes with vova vist and loaf
b l i n


Vova Vist and loaf
Metal dildo 

me when WC


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Hacker using google translate to decode S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 website
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23:27 - Bravos Pepinos ...
what deppressed freedomers listen to
i know, I wasnt refering to you
Yup
Sidorovich: yes but actually no

Strelok must've not been a very well know stalker pretty much Doctor was the first one to recognise him
Could be that he just wore his mask all the time around other people and only his group saw him without it.
But, in the cutscene where he's shooting the rats, he has it off, so no idea.
I think fox was Strelok's friend but somehow doesn't recognize Marked On
If the Wish Granter is a human:
😂
Left: Freedumb. Right: Doo Dooty




Bruh
Bruh
Hurb
You should have gotten out of here stalker
Get out of here stalker
Get out of here, vibe checker
@fleet fog you mean нет? Lol
BrurB
Hurruh
@weak crest nyet in phonetic English
kill the Gunslinger
kilik theht gunslilsnug
StrellertS

True
The marked one's reaction after he finds Strelok.
Yes
Spaghetti man
Military releases Stingray 2

Just started replaying, got this curious glitch with Crab upon loading my game. He started out walking down the stairs but next to them, floating out of the ceiling.

Temor is vampyr
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
- Scavenger Trespasser Adventurer Loner Killer Explorer Robber -
Wallpaper:
http://www.goodfon.com/image/62453-3264x1836.jpg
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. aquisition update:
http://store.steampowered.com/news/externalpost/pcgamer/1477443562814894849
NOTE: I do not own an...
When you pass college exams
temor? more like TUMOR
BRUH
Vova bruh
:d
yeah, that hit me hard every time xd, hoarding = fun
pls give me original of first photo
Here's cropped version
Thanks
dont you just hate it when you're hauling 100 tons of weapons and ammo and out of nowhere the screen becomes darker and you hear a loud bang?
emissions
mOwOlith ❤️
how
Rip Вова Вист...
Ссылка на оригинал :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uj3e_ntF-o
I'm not crying, you are
Bandits in Garbage be like:
I'll f||rea||k you up, ||bu||gger.



R.I.P Vova Vist
rip splinter

xleb monolita*
omg if my man did this to me I would literally die 😍 😍 😍
How can she be so calm? her boyfriend is parising rocks
Vova says: No women in zone cuz woman bad lol
Ok

Why is everyone at my hs saying renegade
I bet those normtards don't know what stalker is
huh, hs?
Who's Vova vist
Lord of Stalker: Clear Sky
Hehe
wait what that guy is Vova Vist?
He got this name from a stream by a guy called Maddyson.
RIP in pepperoni Vova





Yes
Што


@midnight grotto Но зачем офф твитор сталкера это лайкнул
Хз, но правила есть правила
russian simulator? more like ukrainian survival
Ukrainian Economy Survival.

Anyone putting russian and stalker in the same sentence gets the boot
Stalker russian.
Give me free boot now
@errant bane
🥾 💥
do you ever just enter the agroprom underground and see that the controller down there is having a wank
then burns your mind to joining him
Delete this for the sake of everyone sanity
then 9 months later you give birth to a baby human/controller hybrid
I give up
then your baby burns your mind to do the sin to him
then you give another birth to another human/controller hybrid
then the cycle continues
Yeah get a medic
nah i need a therapy
3 of them
oh god i ran out of lemonade, the only thing keeping me literally sane
i request translation you 🇷🇺
bruh that's not Russian
im not even sane so who cares
I
i ran out of lemonade so im not sane now
do you have lemons and water at home
i've ran out long time ago
any shops?
no
im going to die if i dont have lemonade
I'm going to die if this homeless man keeps knocking on my door
I told him no, and he's just loitering
I'm just gonna call my landlord
Lmfao.
Иди своей дорогой сталкер
Get out of here stalker
That's how I see the normal scientist suit vs. the better one (forgot how they're called)
SEVA
SP-99 I think
SSP-9M is better for anomalous, psychic/psionic and rupture protection
SEVA is a wee bit of everything
SSP-99 and the SSP-99M
сева
CeBa
ceßa
See buh
Se no

What Are They Doing?!
Top-secret military stuff, move along stalker
00:28 Military - Senior Private Stychinsky:
Howdy?
Got A Heart Attack By This Thing Today...
Of Course I Died
IRL And In Game
kotek
kitty kot gonna rip your intestines out
Then eat them, yeah
damn, rip the egghead in yantar
the kitty kot ripped mine and his intestines out
why am i talking about intestines, am i drunk again?

PKM AND LOAF, MOUNTED AND LOADED
Translation?
"you drive"
"Even a total moron
will gain what he deserves
All you have to do is just...
© Monolith"
Thanks
GIve me more memes with vova vist and loaf
Real life Snork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LarJtrHNJME
Good on her! Here's me commentary on Horse Girl having a great time. Cheers ya legends!
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E x t r a c l e a n
Basic equipment kit against renegades
And clear sky since you can't bath in swamp without getting more dirty
reposti
Me when I see a group of snorks approaching in Misery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIX_-AMuAhY
Dark Souls 3 Official OST
Composer: Motoi Sakuraba
℗ Dark Souls™ Ⅲ & ©BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment Inc. / ©2011-2016 FromSoftware, Inc.
1:47 they are very close
Do I really look like I give a burnt fuzz?
Snork
when you put 5 Full Emptys on your belt and die of starvation cuz you can't move any part of your body anymore
you will also probably suffocate either from your lungs not being able to expand or the air being so dense you can't breathe in
@weak crest edit out the f word, Collector will go ape ||bed shee||t
Collector is christian
He'll literally sin to anything just to warn people
need to force him to ban someone for a swear word so the owner bonks him with a ban hammer himself
Germ
Stupid
Christian game world
where bandits swear 4times per sentence
like, you are joking 100%, I am being got gud
for a game renowned of its depressing and immersive atmosphere you cant say bad word in its server because of discords partner rules or somethin
No
I bet I can swear in russian cuz mods don't know russian 
swear in some unknown aztec whistle language
Collecter and Crimson are multilanguage mods
😳 😳 u said bad wordo 😳 😳
Here comes the boom.
what are those partner rules anyway lol, this server should be 16+ by default, so swearing is fine
BuTiWanTmYtOdLeRtOeXpErIEnCEtHiSaRtPiEcEoFaGaMe
-warn @weak crest Rule 3
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The boom has come.
lul, for what
Literally says what it is in the warning
the s word?
Yup, you got it
this is stupid
Heh
So some would say
Majority of the sever, really
It was planned to get changed, but it didn't
but alright, alright
wait, I figured it out, щит

can't punish me for that, it's a normal word
forbidden knowledge
Lol
ЫТАЛКЕЯ лучшая группа с мемами по сталкеру
-warn @sick bramble such memes are forbidden on the server
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Stolen meme post time
Destroyed lol
Lol yes
Facts tho
Bandits and Loners in Zaton
It's simple: For all you cute animal lovers:
A
Cute
Little
Golden
Retriever
Puppy
Video
Designed
To
Make
You
Say
Aww...
Just when you think the video cant get any cuter.... it does
For all you dog lovers out there, you will be so happy to see this adorable...
first victim is writing
i posted so many irrelevant memes and no one gave an f
stfu
novice
i still rickrolled ya it was worth it
-warn @loud vale swearing is forbidden, even masked
i dont belive tbh
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YEAH, THE POLICE
i hate admins

we also love you
on every server they have to EHHEM me upp
but i thought you never gonna give me up and let me down
I do not give a burnt fuzz
im freaking bored as hell
What a load of b||ed shee||t
btw he didint give me a warn for the rickroll XDDDDD but for the masked swear
I didn't know the video was a rick roll or not, thanks in advance.
kk
Now I know lmao
xd

smile_scar


Scar looks like he's 70

he is on 40
What
What
Oh my god...
Imagine being a loner and hearing this from a mile away
This is a terrible idea
*was a terrible idea
my ears is dead
Tbh I'd take that over Duty's one anytime
I've had Duty's propaganda with Freedom's radio somewhere but
- I can't find it
- It sounded worse than this one
thats... Scary
Scar-y


Half this is just warnings and mutes.
A half of the other half is non-stalker memes and the other half of the half is just reposting or doing repetitive Vova Vist memes
Well, this is the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. server for you 
The place where Collector and Crimson are kicking bandit butt
ah, yes, biased mods, my favourite
Stalker memes huh? So this one time I was stalking this girl
you found a girl in the Zone?
Isn't this the official verified stalker discord for stalking people?
i would rather be in a strict server than a lax one, discord servers can get REALLY bad if they dont have the right rules and good mods
True
So this will happen if you say to the Rock that "I want bread"
I love how a B R E A D is the biggest meme in here at the moment
besides our Lord and Saviour Vova the Vist
you gotta be the bad guy sometimes to keep the peace
I much rather have a lax one
A server that is constantly strict burns out much faster

Or any S.T.A.L.K.E.R. server out there, really
we were mega strict from start
Although, I do think RoH and Anomaly would be an exception
Welp, we've become more strict

we're not strict, just clear and direct when needed
Of course
As for the rules we have, I'm not sure if it's due to the representation of GSC Game World or due to the fact that this server was pretty chaotic on the day this server went live
A mix of both probably
Think so, yeah
how to confuse everyone
It actually hurts instead
Oh...

What if Metro and Stalker clashed
They'd merge quite well looking at how 80% of Metro 2033 was Stalker's assets
agreed
What if Artyom and Strelok met then fought each other
Strelok would win 100%
Yes
Artyom's voice sounds a wee bit like Degtyarev's
DEGTYAREV IS IN ANOMALY
HE GREW A BEARD
😳
HOLD ON REALLY???
But... How does Artyom even look like?
Artyom is ugly bet that
JOIN MILITARY, GET AUTOGRAPH FROM VOVA VIST.
Doesn't Artyom have a son
but if he was, then how did he get whamen?
Depends how you finish exodus
Kirill
I'm playing Last Light
agreed

What the burnt fuzz?
This is a load of stone blood!
SUCK MY PSYCHIC FIELD U MONOTARD
Прикольно, но плохого качества
Ну, такая программа, к сожелению
Yo, GSC just relased new stalker merch
Xd
W h e r e
Poland I guess
Salvation is so close for me 
Despite the reputation and rank loss, can I make him walk into a psy-field and spawn controllers?
Is that a real dialouge
Before you do that, go find that man, and put a buckshot in his face.
@weak crest It's edited
Where's the Monolith when we need them?
Don't brainwash the mutant either
Monolith is like the flood, those possessed/infected give knowledge to the intercessor
So C-Consciousness for that matter
Execute Mihal

translation
It's the Zone, brother
Or something like this. It's literally 2nd thing wr hear from Sid
thank yoi

here is video of deep frying process
And yes I was listening to Bandit Radio while making them. Sorry for rotated video, my dad was filming


То чувство, когда я сам это скидывал ранее
XD
bruh you understood wrong... @rustic ether
eeeeess boris! opa opa hardbass aha
Hahaaaaa
hhaaha, Boris is fani
go away
Y'all ever just A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!!!
Yes
No
Sometimes
@safe nimbus Demons in STALKER
translate pls


poop
Burer pooping yes
translate pls
@weak crest you dont need to go to center of the zone
if you are a monolith
thanks
"an monolith" "an"
GRAMMAR NAZI TIME
Ammo, Guns, Grenades?
You want it?
It's yours my stalker!
As long as you have enough rubles
I'm sorry marked one, I don't give credit, come back when you're a bit... Drunk!
I’m Sidorovich and this Is my Trading Bunker. I work here with an Old Forester and my Son, Nimble. Every Artifact in here can save you, for a price. One thing I learned after years in the Zone? You never know WHAT is gonna come through that Vault door.

nice of the bandits to invite us over for a picnic, ay strelok?
Oh no
eat artifakt
let's just make our not so big maps feel 5x times smaller
look what i found good memories
Sosig



Me waiting for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
😔

-warn @inner dagger мат запрещен на сервере
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Вырезушка Григоровича
English is backwards and upside down Russian
you are going trough a garbage without giving me back an artfiact?


Cringe

Yes
@graceful fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjvaH00ZHOA good memories
Strelok won anyway


there i did it, i unlocked all upgrades for my honorary Pmm
Lawd
This must be in stalker 2
forget about it
I've known the operator and controller behind Vova Vist for a long time
||StillAliwer||


Relatable
Why would you play Stalker 2 with speakers
because why not
because he wants his ears to be blown out by the soundtrack
Playing stalker with speakers is bad, because it might disturb your grandmom
Still don't know who says it
Burger
Bandit jokes
translate pls
no
:(
I NEED TRANSLATE AAA
Talk about same-sex relationships
Between girls
-Have you ever kissed a girl?
-No, but there's nothing wrong with that.
Between boys
Join duty (?)
🔪 

Yikes

not even a stalker related meme but its ok
Thicc
He's an undercooked burer
Money, dear boy
a
a
б







beautiful


kamil
@velvet osprey знакомая ситуация)))
Одобряю)

What



Funny thinking a duty fascist could beat up a chad freedomer
Man, that looks low quality
i love it when dutiers and freedomers fight
Lol duty gae
both suck
Monolithians aren't any better
no monolith best
u dont have to fight over 1 faction and respect the other if u fight over every faction
That's basically bandits but without rock
@limpid pelican But you still get your ass kicked at the barrier 😉
WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD MARKED ONE?
IF I WERE A BAD FREE STALKER
THE C-CONSCIOUSNESS WOULD STILL WORK
AGREED
I am heavy weapons preacher
And this is my weapon
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 2000 ruble, plasma based-artifact infused particles at extreme speeds
It costs 400,000 rubles to fire this weapon
For 1 second
Some soldiers think they can outgun me
Maybe, sniff... Maybe...
I've yet to meet a Degtyarev that can outsmart gauss round
Strelok comes
That one kid with adhd in public staring at your demise
is that Kane?
GDI was still better
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Зов припяти: "Прикол 3" Cs-zona.ru
What
No way!
Oh-
O-
a-
Hot
who's paying Kuznetsov?
who's even talking to Kuznetsov?
I allways KOS and loot his squad.

@velvet umbra that's right

don't lie

Holy schnitzel
What the burnt fuzz?

What the freak marked one, you are such a snork leg!


sidorovich confirmed standing up
he has working legs confirmed
Ого, это же Сидорович, вот это прикол, всей деревней новичков ржали
what
Ага

да
Sidorovich has osteoperosis and arthritis
That's why he can't move his legs
His chair is secretly a camoflaged wheelchair
he works on the chair
he eats on the chair
he sleeps on the chair
yeah I forgot about that

What? Where?
i'm stuttering and shaking to this image im crying rn and comrade crimson please give me that invite to faction server a
@rare timber are you talking about his personal server or smth else
rp faction server
are you sure?
this is a new account though and my other got banned
When Discord does that, don't they just delete it?

stalker npc in the cover
sad banned noises
How'd you get banned, anyways?
i don't wanna say cuz yes
||me excessively posting gore to every server||

fallout? YUCK

i have a geneva convention joke but its kinda b a d
is it also about the balkans
Of course it's bad
Quite ironic when you say yuck to fallout when you have the burned man as pfp
🌁
Again, not a surprise
i yuck myself since i made my class spit in a honey/12 boxes of salt/6 things idk/spices/and cherry juice and water
yoda death sound
AEEEEEEUGH
What was these T-45s doing on a STALKER 2 poster? 

anime, yuck
ah yes ПК/ПКС
Or ПКМ
dong
Streff
@weak crest D.D.R.'s AK?
Hehe
Boba Vist
Boba Bnct
meanwhile in poland

Tak, I can confirm that that is the current situation
dead trees, near empty streets
the only thing that's wrong on that picture is the dead dog on the street
maybe it's not wrong
вова вист
жопой свист
Boba Bist
boba bnct
Vovano Vistos
And then the ecologist turned himself into a pickle
funniest thing I've ever seen!

i got my image back yay
Sniff
What
sniff
sniff
sniff
sniff
Snifff
Сопение
Is that a female woman? I must.... SNIIIFFFF OHHHH COOOOOMMM
Isn't woman automatically female?
It's like falling down. You can't "fall up".
Or getting back.

You can fall to a side.
but can you rise to a side?
I mean, we live in 21st century, "female woman" is fair statment
lol
forget about it

fuhgeddaboudit
Never understood that one
fuhgeddaboudit
Fuggedabandit
damn streloks face do be wide
t h i c c face
My God... I just looked into old msgs in this channel...
So much anti-Dooty things were before...
I was about to cry
i dont like duty or freedom, i only like b a n d i t and m o n o L I T
😳
hot
im happy to see this really, happy.
Dobre
-warn @solar lagoon Not even censoring is allowed
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